T1IH N'OUKOLK AVKKKLY FK1DAY , XOVKM1M3U 21 , 1011. The Norfolk Weekly Ncws-Journa 'I'lflT'NnWfr fi4ti.1illi.lif . . n < rsT - TIM : lot MN\U r.ntui > iiHii ( . ! mi TIM : in st : i > i III.IMIIMI < < mr\\i VV N 111 HI' I'M Hl.lt tit i : r firmi : < . i'r Miii < > nt N A IH'Si : Sirri'tniy Io cr > _ rrlili ) jJl , [ > _ ; imllj PIT > enr , l.r. Hnli'icil at ( h < iiimioffl. i utNorfoll _ < Ti'lnplioli. . H IMIInrlitl iH'piiitlili'll NtibriiHUn MM HI i Miid-i II.HH . iiii.tlur Ttilnpl.iiiiiH Ili-ll . ' . ! Automatic. 112 Two Cnlmn wamhlps mid piolmbl eight i.tlnilralH woio launched liu week. People arc not any longer n kln how high the thoimomotor IH In tli Duller has once moro become tli "lordly" tllHh It was ( .onsldoiod I olden times. It would not bo u bad Idea to appl the toenll to HOIIIO of the. women1 new wtylo hntB. For real danger , the United State aviator him the Mexican bull flghtc bonlen to a fra//le. The Mexican government has Jus BUjipiesHod two comic papers. The evidently not too funny. Experience IH a dear teacher bi cause people ha\o to pay so man times to tie taught the same lesson. The now Kusslan premier Is we spoken of. The main question IB , hov over , as to whether be Is bomb proo _ _ There Is scientific ciop i ( Using an scientific stock raising , why shouldn tboro bo scientific inlslng of boys an Kit IE7 The Spilngficld Hopuhllcan fear Umt some heartless wictch has give Joe Folk's piesldentlal boom cyanld of potassium. If Chlim becomes a republic , whr a glorious number of postofflces thcr will bo to distribute in a land c 400,000,000 people. New Orleans Is figuring that sh will bo several thousand miles ncnrc every place on earth when the Pam ma canal is opened. Mr. Taft talked to 5,000,000 peopl on his trip , but that's nothing con pared with the job of making 35 congressmen listen to you. A few of the colleges icport tht roeltatloiiH aie still being held , i splto of the fact that the climax ( the football season is here. Finding fault Is the easiest job o the planet. No education , preparatlo or even a. diploma Is lequlied to ei ter the profebsion of ciitlclsm. There is n growing feeling tin Aviator Vaniman should cither pi ceed to a\late acioss the ocean ( take a job as a street car conductor. The chili/ed world dreads and feai the Mohammedans , not because the are Mohammedans , but because the seem to be the incai nation of hatrc and cruelty. Do vou suppose that Woodiow Wl son saw the white house pork barn when he went down the cellar stall backward with his looking glass c Hallowe'en ? The grateful passengeis on the Tei nessee train who laised $10.70 as reward for the youth who saved tl train from a wreck , did much to put crimp into the hero business. Some of the weather prophets m picdictlng a very severe winter an others a very mild one. It's alwaj safe lu this climate to have your co : bin well filled during the wint. . months , regardless of the prophets. The profession of Industry is nobl < than the profession of arms. Tl man who serves his country by dl ging In a ditch , serves It just as nobl as the man who solves it by carryin a gun. Gov. Woodrow Wilson says tl hymn. "Tho Beautiful Isle of Som where , " Is silly. A great many pe plo will heartily disagree with tl New Jersey executive on this prop Eltion. Champ Clark has speaking e gagoments every day and night unt congress meets in December. It mn not ho necessary to state that thei is not a single engagement booke for Canada. The auto truck Is taking the plac of the army mule. This Is a decide Improvement In more ways than on The approach to the auto is cash and safer than when you want to d any tinkering. If ever there was need of into fcronco in the cause of helpless hi nianlty it Is now In China. Hundred of defenseless women and chlldre have been mercilessly slaughtered 1 Hankow by the Chinese Imperil troops. The democrats say the ndministn tlon has not dared tackle the tailf But If the non-partisan commlsslo makes a unanimous report , as It prol ably will , and if congress passes it recommendations , as It probably wll considerable premature campaig thunder will have to bo extensive ! repaired The Hunts arc justified for exiu tlons by the very trtio mark thn every one olno would do just the HIUII If they had the chance. Hut the fac that all hop ! put their feet In tli trough does not prove that that 1 good table manners. Henry M. Whitney , one of the mo * Influential democratH In the state < Massachusetts the nominee of tin paity for go\einor a few yeais ago- hns announced his detoi initiation t stand with the icpubllcans In tli coming presidential campaign. The Missouri , Kansas and Tcxsi toad has sued the government f < IU7.000.000. You don't find many lal toad magnates hanging mound tli courthotibo nowadays. Most of thei aio satisfied if they can keep dodgln Uncle Sam's subpoena servers. There was a real man behind Cona Doylo's great character whom he cal ed Shcilock Holmes and his nam wim James Hell , an eminent Scotc surgeon who was an instructor < Connn Do > le when ho was a studet at Edinburgh university. His hobl was the study of mysterious crime. Champ Clark's nonsense about ai nexing Canada has put him enthel out of the race as a presidential po slblllty in the democratic camp , man who aspires to become chief e orutho of the United States mm show himself possessed of ordinal sanity and discretion in his pub ) utterances. In these days of so much peac talk , It is a strange thing that nor of the nations slack up their strcm ous efforts to Increase their nnvlt and strengthen their armies. Whe the peace movement gets substantli enough to even decrease the drain o the national treasuries for naval ar military equipment It will be a hapr time , long looked forward to. It will require a thousand men I woik the canal when it is complete Col. Goethnls puts the maximum c , pacity of the canal at twenty-foi ships daily. It will cost from thi teen to fourteen million dollars to ru the canal a year , including Interest c the capital Invested In Its constru tion. Thebe facts have to be consi ered in adjusting the toll rates. One of the ilchest cargoes froi Alaska this year , airhed in Seatt recently. One miner who had bee operating in the middle of the froze district brought In with him an o ] leather bag containing gold dust thi had a market value of $30,000. H said he had enough to last him tl rest of his life , and the frigid nort had no further attractions for him. Italy intends to employ the aer piano in her operations against Tu key. The aeioplane has dangei enough of its own to contend wil and when the dangers of war are ad ed to these the position of the ope ator will not bo an enviable on Still men can always bo found to ttiV any ilsk In war and the experimen made will be watched with inten ; Intercbt by all the nations of U woi Id. It Is now charged that there is kindling wood trust In New Yoi City , and the matter Is under invest gatlon. A good time to start after corner on the kindling wood , just { it begins to put a crimp into tl pocketbook of the poor man who In to get up before daylight and start fire each morning. There is e\ enough in having to make tl fire without being charged for tl kindling. For many years there has been stupid ruling in the postal depai ment that the many presents sent I little children to Santa Claus shou ! bo returned to the giver where tl address was given and when It W ( not such , parcels should bo destroye Now common sense , impersonated I Postmaster General has decreed thi these gifts shall find their wr through the proper authorities to tl poor children. The Idea that Col. Roosevelt ar his followers advance that nothlr but war should settle questions of n tional honor , because no other meted od would settle thorn right , Is a f laclous one. They will yet discov. . that the gods of war , even when I voked in defence of national hone usually award the victories to tl mighty , no matter how dishonorab the mighty may be. Napoleon w ( not far from the truth when he salt "God Is on the sldo of the heavlei batalllons. " If the canal is completed on schci ulo time as the president assures tli people that it will bo , there will 1 : an opportunity to celebrate the fourt century of Its discovery at the prop ( date. It was Sept. 25 , 1513 , Balbo and his handful of followers cllmbe the crest of the ridge and looked fc the first time upon the Pacific. Tli completion of the canal by the mlddl of 1913 would suggest that some soi of observance of Balboa's cxplo should be hold at the isthmus In tli latter part of September of that yea In about two-thirds of the sUtei most of them being in the west , worn en are permitted to vote on achoo matters. The movement for unfian chlsement for them Is piocecdlng VK ! otously In sevetal European conn tries. Women can vote for all off I elals In Great IJiltnln except for mem beiB of paillnment. They have a lliu Hod suffrage In France , as well as li many of the provinces of the Domin ion of Canada Norway allows then a \oto for parllamcntaiy member ? In the Isle of Man , Austialla , Nev Zealand , Iceland and Filmland , the ; have full suffrage as In the Amerlcai states hcio mentioned. While Italy Is far behind Fiance ii skill In the use of an aeroplane am Is oven behind England and German } her antagonist knows nothing of thi device. For pin poses of obsorvntlo the United States army on the HI Grande used the aetoplnne to a sllgh extent during the recent levolulio in Mexico. Italy Intends to employ I as a fighting machine , if possible. No only will it search out the Turkf camps and reveal the number of thei forces , as far as possible , but It Is t make a test of its usefulness , If It ha any , In throwing bombs Into the OIK my's lines. Here , for the first time the flying machine Is to bo used i real warfare. HOW ABOUT PAVING ? How about moro paving for nex year In Norfolk ? Are wo going to allow another ser son to slip by without making thi very badly needed improvement ? Th summer of 1011 saw no public In provcmcnt In Norfolk of this ser Are wo going to stand still ? Norfolk is on the verge of doin things. Property values arc going ui There's demand for all the house and all the business buildings In tovvr The city's health couldn't bo bettei Everj thing's substantial and prospei ous. ous.But But Norfolk must not sit down am wait for things to turn up. A spirl of progress Is essential to the growti that is ours for the asking. Am requisites. It's time to get busy. It is a matter of serious queslioi ing whether Washington's maxim "No entangling alliances , " can b rigidly adhered to by this nation ai tor the completion of the canal open a gateway to the nations of the worl which they have sought for 400 yean This question Is agitating Europea ; countries quite as much as It doe the United States and whether we < lc sire it or not , its opening will inevl ! ably force this country to participat moro largely than ever before in Ir Uriiational politics. For good or evl wo are already a world power am must play our part in the communit ; of nations. To do this wisely am creditably will require a bette knowledge among our public men o other nations , better trained diplc mats and a public press that take Itself and public affairs more ser ously. It is difficult at this distance am with the fragmentary information ol tainable to correctly judge the ren situation in China ; but out of all th facts that filter through to the oul aide world , it is apparent that the re form spirit is making wonderful am substantial progress. The old orde is rapidly passing , and in its place i beginning to appear a movemen which means not only the ovcrthrov of the Manchu dynasty , but the es tablishment of a new national gov eminent under a federal constitutor That the Chinese have the ability t create and maintain popular goverr ment can hardly bo doubted. Nol withstanding the existence of a larg mass living in ignorance and povertj nevertheless a sufficiently formldabl element of educated , progressive , pc triotic men exists to lead the peopl of China Into the advantages am benefits of government under const tutional forms and administered It telllgently and honestly for the bel torment of the whole nation. CARNEGIE OUT OF PLACE. Andrew Carnegie Is oversteppln , the boundaries of private cltizenshi ; when he exchanges telegrams with : Chinese rebel official , attributing t the United States government an al tltudo favorable to the revolutionists Mr. Carnegie may feel that way abou It himself , just as most everybody els In the United States does , but whei ho sends a cablegram to China int ! mating that the United States Is tah Ing sides in the war , or that it sym pathizes with the rebels , he is goini too far. Mr. Carnegie's very position In thi United States should tend to restraii ' any such comments as he made to i former Chinese minister in a cable I gram. Ho might easily Involve Amoi , leans now living in China , by sue ] indiscretion. , i Wo have a pretty able state depart , ment at Washington , hired to lool after our diplomatic relations wit ! other countries , and it would bo wel enough for Influential private citl zons to keep out of the game and le the government run its own business I A REPUBLICAN VICTORY. The official announcement tli a Congressman-elect Dan V. Stophem had a majority of only 3,954 over Col J. C. Elliott , the republican candldat In the Third congressional district o Nebnukit , can mean nothing more no less than an emphatic victory for th lepubllcaii party , even though Mi Stephens was floated. A jear ago the demociatle nomine In this district was given a majoilt of 7.HSS over the lepublican eand date , so that Col. Elliott sliced th demociatle maiglii by more than 11.10 votes , and all this in spite of the fac that the national domociatlc pint , centeied all Its campaign thunder ui on this diHtilct In Its effoit to elec Stephen . Not only did William Jennlng Uiyan make ono of his clmiacterlstl campaign touts over the dlstilct , a | pealing eloquently to "piogtesslve lepubllcans to bolt their ticket an suppoit a demon at , but Cham ] ) Chill speaker of the house of lepiesentt tlves and himself n candidate for tli domociatlc piesldential nomlnatlo next jear , was can led over the ( lit tilct in a special Unlii from which h dollveied his most effective campaig aigumcnt in behalf of a democratl congressman. Over against this torn outuitlon c : big guns bj the domociats Col. Elllol made his campaign piactlcally slngl. . handed and alone. He leceived no as slstanco from noted leadeis of th putty and his success in cutting dow the democratic majority in the _ dl : trlct to about half its loimer si/o i face of this uneven battle , must b conceded by democrats and lepubl cans alike to be a icmarkable achlev. . ment and to indicate a remarkabl unity among the republicans of tli district and a growing sentiment 1 support of the sane policies for vvhlc republicanism stands. The complaint and agitation coi corning the high cost of all kinds c food , which is every where heard 1 the United States , is being echoed ai over the wet Id. From European com tries and throughout the orient th same protest is being made. I Franco the women resorted to as baulting the provision stores and d ( stroylng their supplies. In German and other countries the parliament and legislatuios have been appeal to for relief. For twenty years , th cost of food has been increasing , untl in the United States , for example government reports show that overj thing used on the table Is higher nov than it has averaged for the pas score of years. Many different rot sons are given for present conditions and n combination of them wouli prob.ibly answer the question. Som of the more important are : "The ecc nomic waste of armies and navies the restriction of the output and th high wages demanded by the labo unions , the excessive pi of its demand ed by trusts and monopolies , the prt tection given to the tiiibts by the tai Iff , the excessive cost of dlstributio : due to unreasonable fi eight rates , e > cesslvo ictail pi of its , the Increase ii taxation caused by our extensive am expetiblve public school buildings , th increase in the gold supply which ha cheapened the value of money , th tact that what were once luxuries ai now regarded as necessities , and t the growth in the past quaiter of ; century of which has taken capita and labor from the country wher they were food producers to the citie where they arc food consumers. Dm Ing the past ten years the farm are ; In the United States has increasei only about 4 percent , while the popi : latlon has inci eased more than 2 percent. These causes , together will the rise in the standard of living have combined to place the prices o necessities as well as luxuries we ! nigh out of the reach of the man o ordinary income. The possible rerr edles mentioned aio quite as numei ous as the causes. Ono thing seem sure , however , that the pi ices mus bo lowered and the visible supply ir creased or many people will go hur gry before the winter is over. REPORTER AND THE AUTHOfl A unique provision in Joseph Pulil zor's will provides prizes for meritor ous services by newspapers , for nov els , plays and for the best example o a reporter's work. It is significant that Mr. Pulitze offers the same honor to achieve ments as a newspaper reporter as ti achievement In novel or play wrll Ing. Ing.And And yet , we recall a cartoon pul llshcd by a humorous paper , in whicl a society girl was depleted as asklni "Can a reporter be a gentleman ? " A glorified halo of artistic temper ? mont descends upon the head of th young man who announces that h has chosen a literary career. Friend whoso idea of success is measured ii terms of automobiles and Perslai rugs may wish that he had chosen i calling where the financial reward are less capricious. But in their sc cret hearts they admire his sports manshlp. While the calling of the reporto has grown moro dignified as newspn pors have grown better , there doe ; exist with some impression that tin reporter's position lacks dignity. Tin public of course justifies a youni man who takes that position , for will Ingncss to engage In the rough am tumble life over the stepping stonei of life. But there is yet to come i full recognition of the fact that tin calling of the reporter Is one essen tially of largo dignity. In the temper of our times , In splti of the occasional really vital nove and play , the novelist and playwrlgh usually only amuse. They make thi public laugh , the icportcr makes th public think. Hy the license of flc tlon , the whole woild of Imnglnatlo : Is at the command of the novelist an playwlight. The lepoiter Is given th haul , h.ue facts of life1 , llo Is hoi down to lilies of picclslon and accui aey , which never bother the nov ells or playwright. If ho is a leally goo lopoiter , ho nous between those fact Into the vital pilnclples of llfp , and s shapes hla story that they Illustrat thoseprinciples. . Under piesent conditions , the wet of the lepoiter Is usually undorpali because the public falls to doman the highest giado of woik and pa for it. But the public taste IB grow Ing more discriminating. It will be foio long refuse to accept newspaper which pi iut sloppily wiltton and it accurate news stoiles , and It will h willing to pay pi Ices that will pcunl newspaper lepoitois to make the cal ing a bouice of peimanent lellance. AROUND TOWN. What's become of the of honsewlf who used to hang out the Tlmnksgh Ing tin key at the gable end of th house , a few davs befoio the feas In order that it might ftee/e and gc tender ? And what's become of the o.f. ma who used to wear a long , wide vvoole sen if of many colois , knit by his wif and wrapped twice around his nee and then tied In a single knot wit the long ends ti ailing down acios his chest ? And what's become of the o.f. won an , by the way , that used to knit ou mittens and those thick , jet-blacl scratching stockings ? We have always wondoied how the ever managed to knit a stocking I the light shape. When wo used t tiy it , our knitting would bo just on shapeless mass of yarn. P. S. That's a yam. We neve tiled it. All our knitting was nit. The buckwheat cnke season ough to be along here pietty soon hit maybe they wouldn't be good for u anyway. We'd like to bet , though , that there' a banker up the stieet having 'en every morning. They always havi 'em at his house when the season' on. Now , if his wife would send eve a little batter to start the game- well , that would be a gentle llttl hint , at least. Batter up ! Wo bee by tno paper thej'vc form cd a China cabinet. Wo notice Mr. Taft has a bad cold Now , if wo could jiibt get at him we'd tell him how to cine it by drink ing lots of water and talcing dee ] breaths. He's foolish , though , to keei penned up in the white house all da ; fresh air doesn't hurt a cold. He' so far away , though , that the chance are he'll have to suffer along unde a doctors' caie without getting tin benefit ot our last spring's experience1 Heie'b hoping ho doesn't get a son heel. And that icminds us : Why lb i that whenever you stick a finger witl a nut-pick , it's alwajs the thumb o the left hand , just where you ough to bo smashing away at a typewiitei So we limp to press on eight fingei and one thumb. Checkers ought to be abolibhed a a dangerous game. For further dc tails , read the dispatch from lown tolling about the man who droppei dead while playing it. Wouldn't you call it tough luck t < travel all the way to West Point t < get buckwheat cakes , and then fini they didn't serve 'em on Sundays ? A Norfolk woman , wanting a maid is going to attach to her want ad "Every girl that works for me geti married. " "Great Laugh on Friday , " says ; headline. What's the mayor done anyhow ? We had always thought J. P. Mor gan was a conservative financier , bu he got tripped up that time all right Here's the difference between i little town and a big city : If a mar in a little town were to spill the col lection money at church , the inciden would bo forgotten In about ten mln utes. When J. Plerp. lets the colm go splashing around in a New Yorl church , the stubbing of his toe h played up all over the front pagei of every New York City paper for ( week. We see by the paper that on. . Nebraska ausent-mlnded man forgo that ho had hidden $4,500 In gold Just on that tip , we're going to skir mlsh around the attic to see if w < can't find a few thousand simoleom that we've tucked away and forgot ten. As we rush to press in our frenzj to get at the search , we're willing tc promise to buy the drinks for out 8,000,000 readers , in case we find the rocks. It was just twenty-three years age yesterday that W. N. Huso landed It : Norfolk to buy The Dally News Since then he's been on the job da > and night , woiking most of the time on an average of eighteen hours r day , in the effort to build up The News and make It "go. " Just at this time the "Around Town" departmenl Is going to take the liberty and with out the knowledge of the editor him self and while he Is out of town , tc leprlnt , IIH a little- anniversary con ment , an article which appealed I "Tho Heal Estate and Flimuclr News , " under date of Oct. 1 The Notfolk Dally Newa. th woi Id's gientesU counii.v neWNpap.v IH an Institution of which noithei NebiiiBka. may well feel pioud Piol ably no other ono entetpilHe IB doln BO much to build up the teiiltoiy I \\lililt It clt dilates , and no other nun piogiesslvely ii-fleits the ptospotlt of this ili-li field. Fiom a Btiuggllng little dally twet ty-thteo yeats ago , The News lui been developed Into the gieates dally paper published anywheio I the woi Id In a elty of Not folk's si/ . When bought by the pit-sent owne The News was a i tin down little pa pi of four pages , sllolutuns to th page , with a couple of columns of h cal news and the balance boiler plati Today The News Is u six and olgh page join mil. minted with thico od tlons dalb , maintaining Its own e elusive Associated Pi ess leased win Pi luted on a fast and costly perlec Ing PIOHS , and dlstiUnited to 8,0(1 ( homes In noithoin Nebraska an southem South Dakota befoio nigh fall. Moie than Illty people aio en ployed In The News plant Incliidln the newspaper , job pi luting and bin. . eiy depaitinent and the Institution pavioll Is the largest in Norfolk e : eept that of the Noithwebtem Hal load company. In 18)1 ! ) the piesent News bnlldln was elected. About nix jeats ago a addition was built , and last jear sll another addition was put on It wn about eight joais ago that The Now fliht branched out fiom its local fiel as a puiely Noifolk institution an began to cover the bioml tenltoi tributary to Noifolk. Tialn seivk WHS such that a noon paper issue at Norfolk could icach all points ( noi them Nebiaska and southoi South Dakota by nightfall on th banic traiiib that hi ought papet ptintcd at midnight In the laigcr el ies. With this oppoilunltv of fumis ! Ing so vast a teiiltoiy with twelv houib later news than any other pi per and of getting a gieat deal of th wet Id's telegiaphlc news im well n market lepoits out Into this fiel twenty-four houib ahead of any othc paper , The News took advantage ( the situation and developed It wit untiling eneigy and /eal. The n suit has been to glvo half of tw states all the news of the woi Id whll It lb fiesh , and the gteatest novvsp ; per in its class that has cvor bee known in America has been create. As an illustiatlon of the great a. vantage which The News has for gli ing this big field the news of th woi Id ahead of newspapets from otl er cities may be mentioned the fo lowing big news btories that The Noi folk Dall > News dlstiibuted eve northern Nobiaska and souther South Dakota many houis ahead c any other paper4 Pope Leo's dent' in 11)08 ) , the Slocum honor in 190 ; Paikor's presidential nomination i TJ04 , the captuie of Pott Aithnr , Sai Francisco earthquake , the death c Edward Hose-water. Taft's nomini tion , Cleveland's death , Dr. Cook' north pole yarn , .Tohnson-Jeffile jtize ) tight , the shooting of Mayo Gay nor , the iccent blowing up of ; Ficnch battleship , and hundreds o other less important stories. The first noon edition ever issnei by The News was Sept. 13 , 1903 , am this was the beginning of the "new News. A News man was sent to Bonestec to repoit an exclusion into that towi almost a year before the f.imou Bonestecl land iitslt. The idea cam to mind to issue a noon edition am send it to Bonesteel to be dlsttibutoi in the evening to the excursioi crowd. This was done , and create' ' bo much comment that the 'noon ed ; tion became a regulai instltutioi within a week , and now has mud gieatei eli dilation than any othe edition ot the paper. When W. N. Huse came to Noifol ! lioni Ponea , Nov. Ul , 1888 , and bough The News he had in mind the piojee of some day expanding the clrculatlo ; of the paper so as to cover the terr tory it is now leaching. He chos Norfolk because he saw , i remarkabl inilrond center from which radlatei lines of steel that would some day b extended into new legions , as the. have been , and over which mail train would cairj The Norfolk Daily New with many houis fresher telegraph ! lepoits than could possibly be brougb into this field by papeis from OmalKi Sioux City or Lincoln. That dieam of nearly twenty-iiv years ago has come true , and toda ; all of northern Nebraska and soutli em South Dakota are depending upoi The Norfolk Dally News for their ii : formation as to what the world is do ing. The News plant , from a median ical standpoint , is one of the fines printing establishments in the west and bank and county printing an being done on an extensive scale fo a large territory. Mr. Huso now has associated witl him in the business his two sons , N A. Iluse and E. F. Huse. "ED" HOWE'S PHILOSOPHY. ( Copyright 1911 ; Gee Matthew Adams. ) What has become of the old-fash ed little boy who ate so much that i made him poor to carry It ? A man who has no poor kin , thinki it would be a pleasure to them. After a man becomes thorough ! } worthless , instead of putting off untl tomonow what he should do today he put it off until next Monday. When a man asks your advice , he usually tells you just how ho expect ! you to decide. A girl wearing a new fall hat mei a gentleman friend. "How do you llki my new hat ? " she asked. The mat looked at the hat a moment , and In quired : "You can't trade back ? ' "No , " the girl replied. "Well , " the man said , "then I like It. " When the weather Is bright , ant the women are on the streets , a mar does nothing but take off his hat am ! bow , and tie buggy horses to tele graph poles. When a woman gives a party , she figures on twenty-two guests to a gal Ion. When men are not regretting thai life Is no short , they are doing some thing to Kill time. f\ SATURDAY NIGHT W.PUBVIS.D.U . . . PAYINd YOUR FAU.E. Tr-xt , So IIP p-iUl the fnro tlicroof " Joimh I , 3 The Iwol. of Jonuh Is unique. It' . the most iidmiiable short story In the wet Id. Lit eta i.v coirespotidenco Hchooln should note II. It N begun niul finish ed in fott.v-eight veises Wealth of Incident , pioKicsdnu of movement , vu- ilety of detail , dialogue and imitative , me wonderfully balanced. KB con densation 1 > a model Only ten versoi In the S.Hond chapter of this fasclnat Ing book , .vet they foini n paragon of woi ship , ina.ver and praise. Neverthe less no Bible book has tecelvcd half the cannonading that Jonah has. Thi ) world has had much to say by way of plcasnntt.v concerning Jonah iind the vvhnlp It's been the laughingstock of infidel and the victim of higher critic With caii.ntitte anil ridicule , with ig norant < ami learning , they've attacked It The.v've gloated wildly over tln > sl/e of the whale's .hront. ShtleKs of tneirlmeiit hiue accompanied their tne.'ismement of the whale's Intestines The Bible s.i.vs the Loul "piepnred" u ( . teat fish If he piepaicd the lltdi I would suppose he made the dimensions to Milt the case However , the wet 1.1 . wags on No less a scholar than the ( foimcr ptesldent of the gieatest unl > verslty of the west questions the story , nnil no less n pet son than Christ him self thought It worthy to quote as be Ing cortcet I pr.vfer to range myself with the hitter. But the story of tint faroff day doesn't have to bo true. It' < happening In your town today. The Runaway Sailor Indeed , Jonah IB n type of many pee pie In ninny ages. There may lie HOIIIU in .vonr town , in your noiibt' , possioiy one Inoiir shoes I've had Home on the pasMMigor list of my church. If they'd onlj Jump overboard ! But , no : they think the captain and the crow and all the other passengers ought to be thrown overboard. They want to stay and steer the ship. Oh , they've good stuff In them , I'm sure , but they i.iiso stoinis and neatly sink the ves MM. You see , the man who's running nwnj fiom ted ! that's what Jonah was fooliahly trying to do always H an unhappj fellow Did you ever try to hide yourself fiom God by excuses or companj or lies or loud laughter ? God said to Jonah. "Go to Nineveh" that was t-astwaid by land. Jonah blurted to Tatshish , westward , by wn ter With his bundle on bis bnck h. slips away fiom his little home town in Galilee. Two dajs Inter he's skulk ing through the narrow streets and busy wharfs of the seaport town of Joppa To tho'-e heathen snllors he's a queer looking fish In strange watuts But he has found an easy way out of n itnid task ho has eluded God , poor Jo nah' ' He li.is not jet lent neil the Ies son that tliete's no place in all the unl- vetse , in the world that now is or that whuh Is to come , for a man running' nwny from God. Duty's never done by dodgniK it. Jonah stops nbontil the rough crnft , pajs his fare , gangplank is hauled In. anchor is weighed , sails are hoisted Soon the tigging is rattling in tb * stroni ; hiee/e of the Medlterr.inean Jonah smiles ctaftll.v ; has the nlr of a man whos secretly done n smait tiling. He has ov.Mien . , bed God' ' Ever feel that vva.v. neighbor ? Soon lie's In the hold nslceti Ilnik ! Was that laucli- ter ? No ; twas the mutter of thunder and flash of lightning. Snnp goes rig- King , crash goes the must. The ves sel's pitching "a-beam'.s end. " The SH- peistltlous sailors are hunting the cause. They cast lots. Jonah's the man. He confesses. They bring him to the side of the ship , lift him over the guard rail and drop him into the angry wateis below. He paid his faic to Tnrshlsh , but ho never got there .Neither does any ono who runs away from God and duty. It was an ex pensive trip for Jonnh. lie lost money , time , approval of conscience and smile of God would have lost life and soul but for God's mercy. Sin in the soul Is like Jounh In the ship the smooth est water is turned Into n tempestuous sun. "The Devil's Dice Are Loaded. " Satan _ robs you , doesn't deliver the Roods and doesn't refund. lie t. kes .tour money and puts you off at a poor landing place , lie promises to take A on from Joppa to Turshish and throws * " } ou over before you are halfway. Only one thing is ceitain he never fails to collet t the fare. Dealing with the devil Is like pinj ing with n gambler at his own game when you are surest he has jou My seeding friend bought n stack of infidel books. How he used to sneer ! He piild $10 for his ticket to Tnrshlsh when he bought the books lie Inndud in perdition You pay your price. The beautiful Chicago heiress mnirlcd the .voung lord with handsome face and rotten character. Have jon read her heaibroken ( letterH ? She's paying the price That woman who got the extra pair of silk hoslei.v through the clerk's mistake bragged of being in a pair of stockings , but sh-'i out a woman's liner and nobler 'n Htlncts. That man who dodged tit ttollej fnie thought he got a free il.V but he didn't He paid the coin < n meanness and dishonesty. He was liooier when ho left the car than when he entered You musjt pay the fnro You're pajliig either to Tarshisli Nineveh , the devil or God which ? 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