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About The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 25, 1910)
Til NOHKOUv ] WHKIChV \'HWS..mill\TAI ! , lMtn.\V vnvi.'Xtui.'u or. nun MONDAY MENTIONS. A. U. Dniin of Konrnoy WIIH horo. Frank Fiollmch of Colomo was horo. K. E. Erlehson WIIB a vlHltor In the city. city.Mrs. Mrs. Annii Politer of Poster was ! the city. U. E. TyHfin of Clcarwator was In Iliu city. William Hall of Gregory was here on htiHlnoHK. Tlu-o 1,1ml of Hammlli , a. I ) . . was a visitor In the city. MrH. Mahol . .liiHtiiur of Crolghton waa a vlKllor In the city. MTH. C. K. Greene of Plalnvlow spout Hunduy with the H. C. Gentle family. Mrs. Fred Larson am ) Mrs. J. Al. CrlHWoll of Crolghton were here call- I UK on friends. MTH. . / . T. Ilulslnndor of Plalnvlow was In the city visiting with the I. M. Hamilton family. Herman I , . Garner , MrH. L. A. Chop- mnn and Mrs. Williams of Missouri Valley , la. , were visitors In the city. MM. Nelson Nordqulst and ilnuglitor of Omaha nnd Miss Cora Stewart of Geneva arc In the city visiting with their sister , MrH. Edwin Ilooth , Jr. Mrs. W. II. Shlppoo and daughter Ronnie left at noon for Heaver City. Neb. , to spend Thanksgiving with Y Mr * . Shipper sister , Mrs. 0. A. Har vey. vey.John John F. Crosby , formerly cashier of the HoHklns State hank , was In the city for a short visit with frlenda Mon day. Mr. Crosby was enroute to Den- vor. \ Assistant Postmaster U. C. Gentle Is enjoying a weeks vacation. Horn , to Mr. and Mrs. Frank Car- rick , a son. Miss Anna Palm has accepted n po sition as clerk fit the Fair store. Mrs. A. B. Chambers of Norfolk , who underwent an operation at Rochester. Minn. , Is reported to be gaining stead ily. Religious services were held at the state hospital Sunday by Kov. J. W. Klrkpatrlck of the First Methodist church. Because ho was drunk and needed a place to sleep , one transient boarder was given a berth at the city jail Sat urday night. Sunday noon ho was given freedom to go his way , The driving park gridiron was the scene of a fast game of football when the Schelly team defeated the Miller team by a score of 7 to 0. Uoth teams l\re \ composed of a. few players of the HOcoiul hlull school team and the Nor folk Juniors. Odiorne scored the touchdown for the Schelly team. It Is reported that the Norfolk light fans who have been contemplating a special train to Gregory on Thanksgiv ing day where the Sulllvan-Uavls boxIng - Ing contest will bo pulled off , have giv en up all hopes for the upoclal. It Is impossible , they say , to get enough fans together to guarantee the train. This week will bo a busy one for local nttornoys. District court con vened at Nellgh after a busy week on the murder trial at Pierce. Friday district court will convene at Wayne. Next Monday court will convene at Madison nnd some attorneys will prob nbly attend the supreme court-at Lin Coin. Coin.Lincoln Lincoln State Journal : Superinten dent Fred M. Hunter of Norfolk , ono of the former football stars of the * University of Nebraska , has ooan chos en toastmaster for the Cornluisker banquet to be held in Lincoln In De cember. Fire , 'originating umlor the floor hear the top of the furnace at the T K. Odiorne residence on WPst Norfolk avenue , caused considerable excite ment In that household. Mrs. Odlorne saw the ( lame coming frttift a register In the lloor. Her fiowv Ueorgo , how * over , with the tvld M a garden hose oxtinguishol the bYnze. Frank Altah , Vvho was arrefttod once for being dWnk and disorderly and then "cftftVfr "b " ck , " re-arrested for be ing lU-uWk arid attempting to steal n bicycle , made his escape from the telrcot commissioner's force after a half hour's wtfrk on the strewt. He was fined $7.10 by Judge Elseloy. and not havlnft money to pay Ms line , was put tbvork on the stre < et to work enl 'tnVKvio. ' 'Although the pavitfg of Norfolk av c'Vluo Is not competed by any moans ltmpatleneo is growing out of the facl that while the "brick are already laic ! between FVwitth street and Soventl street , there is the exception of UK railroad tracks and a sioalJ strip or $ ' Fifth street where some -water conncc tlons were made. The * e uncompleted places are blocking tl > streets am business men have complained t < members of the city council. The lay 1ng of concrete Is about complete wltl the exception of a strip west of tin bridge and n hair a block east < of Second end street. The holiday trade Is already notice able In the various stores and buslnes houses In Norfolk. Many Christina gifts are being purchased and th store keepers are kept husy nrranglni the windows tastefully to catch th eyes of the shoppers. Never befor has such a variety of holiday oed been displayed In Norfolk. Now that Norfolk hunters have ha their (111 ( on a good season of due shooting , which , however , does no close until next March , they are tnrt Ing their thoughts over to rabbit him Ing. With the first fall of snow su ficlont to cover the ground a larg number of rabbit hunters are schec uled for the first day's shoot. Th rabbits are said to bo very plentlfi this year. Conductor Furst Is having his ham ! full at the Junction , where In a da coach ho is holding a school of ii structlon to post employes of this d vision on the now book of Northwes ern rules. The school hours for tl rallioad men are from 9 a. in. to I noon , 1 p. m. to C p. in. and 7 p. i to 10 p. in. Employes are coming Inl the city every day for Instruction bo continued for so In Norfolk by the closing of all the schools and banks. General business1 will probably ho suspended half a day. Some of the stores will close all day while others will keep open for a half day and others only a few hours. The Noithwestorn freight olllco will be practically closed all day. Deliveries wit be mndo only In the morning on perishable freight. Tim poHtolIlce will keep the regular Sunday hours. That hoboes take advantage of Mio harvesting of crops In the various sea sons ot the your was demonstrated during the punt week In the pollen court , when at lonst ton of the vic tims of the hookworm gave their excuse - cuse for being drunk the fact that they hud spent the money ' which they earned picking corn.'When wheat was being harvested they blamed It on the wheat. When arrested for vag rancy last spring , the planting season received Its share of the blamn for the misfortunes of Weary Willie. On November 21 the Norfolk dis trict Sunday schools will hold their annual convention In Norfolk. The district takes In all the Sunday school , ? in the northeast quarter of Madison county. At ; t o'clock the convention will convene at the Presbytot ian church where special music will bo given. The regular business mooting will be held In the afternoon during which the election of new officers will take place. At 7:110 : the convention will meet again at the First Methodist church on South Fourth street.V number of out-of-town delegates will bo present. Miss Margaret Drown of Osccola , state primary superintendent and Uov. H. S. B. Lewis of Lincoln , general state secretary are scheduled to be here to deliver addresses. OPERA SEATS $100 EACH. Now York , Nov. 21. The opening of the grand opera season In New York , came with n rush of folk and a crush of money nnpioccdented In the his tory of the Metroplltan opera house a sensationalism not at all to be accounted for by the fact that Gluck's ancient opera , "Armlde , " was to be presented for the first time in this country. Whatever the beauty of the opera , it has no pretense , theaterlcally , to splendor. The audience , however , supplied that quality In high degree. It went further. That part of the population of New York which for generations Inis found It easy to keep In steady glow a blaze of opulence and that oth er part of the population tvnlull has Just found itself able 10 have money to burn , swept down upon the Metro politan In silent limousine cars and Jolting , talkative taxlcabs so that the glittering vehicles were In line for blocks In all directions. Perfumes from Jeweled coiffures and rosy shoulders flooded the street. Traffic policemen grew hoarse. The ticket speculators can remember ho other such Eldorado. The gloved hands of women's oscorta reached out feverishly to snatch Orchestra chair tickets , Haunting in return for every single one of them a $100 bill. In other words , late , comers last night paid for an orchestra seat the price of a diamond ring , a suburban real estate lot or an operation for ap pendicitis. Money , red , yellow nlld green , was shunted swiftly Into the clutches of the speculators for Stall box seats at $ r > 0 a sent. In the onrush of those who would be there Iho "dress circle , " ordinarily aVallabto at $3 a place , went aeronian- Ing till you couldn't sjt In one of those retired nooks unless you had a $26 bill towipe across the eyes of n sixl'e- walk vendor of goldenly precious 'pasteboards. There were many hundreds who passed the speculators In scorn and lined up nl the Metropolitan box of fice tts sk for seats nt Tegular prices , bul MK5 came back liumbly to be- sceeli favors of the pariahs of the plnyi/onoes. Some crumpled together nt tlie price demanded and went Instead - stead to a vaudeville show. But the majority administered obesity cures to their money rolls. For the llrst time In four years tin Metropolitan stands this season as the sole homo of grand opera. The rankt of society and near-society that broKt and were serried by the advent o Ilammcrsteln and his Manhattan liavi closed again to a solid army. Society hud to be there , even If It quit tin 'horso ' show to get there. And near so ciety was oven under greater necos slty to show itself. And the hypno tized onlookers and worshippers o the bedlamonded population must alai needs be there , even at cost of weefc of scrimping. Those secure In their holding 'O ' subscription boxes or who had mn < 3 reservations otherwise did not heei the injunction that the somewhat loni opera would begin at "sharp" ' o'clock. The celebrated "tllamoni horseshoe" of the Metropolitan boxe had not been completely forged untl 9:30. : There was a noticeable change I the house program. In It was prlntt last night the "argument" or plot c the opera. This enlightenment hn never before been offered on a Metre polttan program. The opera house seems to have h ( gun the richest season It has eve known from a monetary viewpoint. The subscriptions already recorde 10nl roach $800.000. _ WOMEN THE DRINKERS NOW. Is iy New York. Nov. 21. The Rev. Frt ( n- crick Lynch of the Pilgrim churcl It- Madison avenue and Ono Hundred an Twenty-llrst btreot , described la ! ie night "tho alarming growth of tl 121 drink habit aioong women In th n. city" Ho hinted oven nt orgies I to which women take part. He referrc is. I to women In society without1mentlo Ing name's and told of the undlgnlflc Ing cigars , hurling plates at the but ler's head and falling Insensible un do r the table were Incidents , he said , of high life in certain sots. The preacher took as his subject "Tho Growth of the Drink Habit In Now York. " Ho pointed out , however , that men do not drink so much as for merly , but that the real danger IH among women. "Onco It wild a rare thing , " ho said , "to see women drinking at dinner. One rarely over saw ono drinking In hotels , and a unman would not think of entering a saloon. All this has changed to an ( .larmlng extent. "At a dinner glvon not far from liGi'o , tin ) comiauiy being made of per- noun wliOKo names you would recog nize who attoud church , ono woman drank so much Unit she tried to climb n pillar in the loom while the drunken guests cheered , "A woman member of one of our most prominent families gave a dinner for her women friends In this city. While half liuovlcnted and smoking n big cigar she hurled a plate at the but ler's head. " Carter to Supreme Bench ? Helena. Mont. , Nov. 21. Friends of United States Senator Thomas H. Carter , who was defeated for reelection tion at the recent election , said that the senator had been tendered an ap pointment as n member of the su preme court to (111 ( the vacancy caused by the retirement of Associate Justice Moody. Senator Carter left hurriedly for Washington. Send German and English Warships. San Juan Del Sur , Nicaragua , Nov. 21. It Is reported hero that a British nnd German warship liavo arrived nt Cot Into. Their presence In Nicaraguan - guan waters it Ms said is due to the refusal of the provisional to recog nize concessions smntt-a by Xelaya to Englishmen nnd Germnns. A New Nellgh Firm. Neligh , Nob. . Nov. Jl. Special to The News : The Mathews Realty company is a now real estate and In surance firm that started business In this city last Saturday. They have opened their office In the building east of the Payne & Shane Drug Co. Air. Mnthows the senior member of the firm Is well known In Neligh and vicinity , and he 1ms confidence In the new adventure. Dakota Gold Falls Off. Pierre , S. D. , Nov. 21 The gold in the state has fallen off a million nnd a half dollars in the last year , on ac count of the labor troubles , according to the report of the state mlno Inspect or , filed today. The output for the year Is given as ? 4,921,304. Mans Got Well , \Vlnside Tribune : Henry Maas , the young man who lost both less In a reaper accident last July , went to Omaha this week to procure an arti ficial limb. lie will get another as soon as he becomes accustomed to the use of one , Long Fast by a Abe'rdoen , S. D. , Nov. SI. Samuel Henry Jumper , assistant postmaster , completed his twetiti seventh day of complete abstinence from food. Ills only refreshment has been mineral wnter. Owlh # lo his sedentary occu pation , Ml\ Jumper became quite fleshy , surJ a month ago , shortly after 'observing ' his CCth birthday , he deter- to fast in order to reduce his The experience was not entirely n lew ono for hlw , for upon three pre > vlous occasions he had fasted for dif 'ercnt periods , the longest one belnt eighteen days. This time he set nc definite period to the fast but deter nined. to go without food as long as lie was well. He does not now know when he will resume the habit of eat Ing , though it is probable he will tak < Ills first "square meal" for four week ! on Sunday. Mr. Juniper has attended to bis reg ular duties at the postofflce , movet about actively in all bis cm-'tomar ; avocations , and accomplished the prl mary object of th fast by losing neai ly a pound of flesh dally. He mad no attempt to avoid the presence o food , and usually sat down at break fast witii Mrs. Jumper , but refused t partake of the meal. A party of friends returning from hunting trip to Montana invited hir to an elk dinner the other day. Mi Jumper attended , nnd desiring to tast the flavor of elk meat , took a portlo of the meat In his mouth and chewe it , but spat It out without swallowin the food. 45 Race Horses Are Burned. Wichita , Kan. , Nov. 21. Forty-flv head of race horses valued at $30,00 were burned in the stables of i Wichita and North Western Fair nss < elation. The horses were being wli tered hero after a racing season o the fair circuits of Kansas and Okh lioma. , The stables , whicli were entirely a < stroyed , were valued at $12,000 , ha Insured. A loss of $10,000 was due t the burning of racing carts , names and other accessories. The origin c the fire has not been loa'rned. Gordon Pioneer Drops Dead. Gordon , Nob. , Nov. 21. Special f The News : William Black droppc : t dead at his homo at Rushville Satu day afternoon from heart failure. M Black was about 50 years of age , nnd pioneer settler here , having cstablls cd the first livery at Gordon twcnt h.id live years ago. id st Phone Poles Off Street. . 10 Although the Nebraska Tolephoi Is company has until next Juno to mo' In all Its poles from Norfolk avenue , order to comply with the city on nance , that company will begin wo 3d of moving the poles on December 1 linemen are expected In the city for the work on December 14. For all construction and repair work done by the company In excess of $25 , an estimate must bo made by the en gineering department , who estimated the work of moving the poles from Norfolk avenue to the alloys on both sides of the main street between the biltlgo east df First street to Seventh stioot at $15,000. The moving of these poles Is not an easy task. Now poles must bo set In the alloys ; now cables must bo run In and connected with the switchboard , then one by one the terminals at sub- sci liters' stations will be changed. Not until all this work Is done and the now line tcfatcd out satisfactorily can the old poles and lines bo moved from Norfolk avenue. When nskrd If the change to the al leys , vlll bo a permanent ono an ofll- ( Mul of the company said : "It will be permanent for probably two years , or until we Install our un derground service , or until we get our now building. In two years from now the location of a building may bo greatly changed as far as the tele phone business is concerned. Norfolk Team Is the Best. Letter to Omaha World-Herald from "Fair Play" at Stanton : "In last Sun day's World-Herald appeared an ar ticle stating that the Ponder high school had won the championship In football In this part of the state. It further stated that the Stanton team won from the Norfolk team , but , as the Stanton team played a second team played a second team at Nor folk , wo believe that the champion ship belongs to the Norfolk first team , which is far superior to other teams in this part. " N. A. Ralnbolt Sells His Home. N. A. Ralnbolt has sold his residence nt 1104 Koenlgstcin avenue to R. M. Waddell of Phillip , S. D. Mr. Rainbolt has not as yet found another house , but declares ho has not thought of leaving Norfolk. The fact that he has offered to rent a house In this city for three years is pointed to as proof that his Intention is not to leave the city. Mr. Wnddell purchased the Ralnbolt home with Intentions of moving here , but has now decided to sell the prop erty. Mr. Ralnbolt has much other property In the city. The property which Mr. Ralnbolt has Just sold Is one of the finest homes in the city. The soiling price is re < uorted to be $15,000 , Funeral of Mrs. Canote. Funeral services over the remains of Mrs. Lulu Canote , who died at her home In Los Angeles , Calif , , ton duys ago , took place at 2:30 : Sunday after noon nt the First Methodist church , where Rev. Mr. Conrad , pastor of the Second Congregational church at the Junction held services. The remains were Interred beside those of Robert Cnnote , her husband , In Prospect Hill cemetery at ,4 o'clock. Mrs. Cnnoto was born at I.ogun , la hlrty-nlno years ago. HIT husband led two years ago nnd Mrs. Canotc vent to Los Angelcu , where * ue ought a small frull farm. Oti ac- ount of her falling health fcho sold he farm some months ago nnd with icr adopted daughter , whIs > now ears old , slip lived in the city of Los \ngeles wlurt'e ten days ago she pasb ed away , IMfo remains were brought o Norfolk 1 > y her sister and daughter Saturday night. Her only brother , John Williams * of Logan , la. , with his amlly , was 'present ' at the funeral. Among 'llr. ' . floral tributes were many Dali'ftirnia 'flowers which came all the way 'from Los Angeles. The pallbear ers Vtfre : 13. B. Taylor , Robert EC- cles , William Bock , J. A. Scbrlder , Ol- 3 ver Nelson , J. Gook. 3f WHAT THE PAPERS SAY. 5s For State Redistricting. Wayne Herald : Re-apportionment will give this part of the stote high er standing in the legislature. Some counties south of the Platte haxo lost population and will tnus lose repre sentation. But all 'will get the rep resentation they deserve under a fair re-apportionment and that is what wo want. The Amendment. The constitutional amendment re lating to the franchise that was sub mitted at the last election was defeat ed. This result emphasizes the disas ter that has 'come ' to nearly all the measures enacted by the legislature of 1'JOit. It Is probable that the work of no session In the history of the state ever suffered ucli reversal in one way or another. This amendwont proposed to compel foreigners to perfect their citizenship before being allowed to vote. It would put an end to voting on a mere declaration of intentions to become a citizen and this would re quire a residence of not less than fout years. A democratic legislature sub mltted H nnd at the primaries the dem' ocrnts were the only ones who re turned a majority against making It r party measure. All the other parties- gave It a majority of their votes. If was significant that during the cam palgn another measure put througl the last session was adversely dls posed of by the supreme court Thlf was one establishing maximum ratei ted for life insurance companies. Tin court hold It was not a proper sphere of legislation ; that it invaded UK sphere of private enterprise nnd tha competition must regulate rates. The wonuer Is that In splto of th < y- character of the legislation of the las session another democratic sessloi has Just boon elected. Such actloi no could bo Justified had the republlcai party boon proving recreant to It In trust But none will deny , we think ill- that the republican session of 190 illrk rk gave the state the largest amount n 15. good legislation of a kind that.hn ino jjtpod the test of the courts , that eve ' and greatest work of real political re form In Nebraska was then bognn. Wo will not attempt explanation. Wo are llko the pumpkin hauler , the ond-gato of whoso load came out at the summit of a stoop hill and per mlttod the pumpkins to go chasing ouch ether to the bottom. Latigungo fulls to express our emotions. \ \ > give It up. Insurance Law Invalid. Sioux City Journal : The Nebraska law logulatlng Insuiaiico rates with in the state has gene to Join the bank deposit guaranty law on the consti tutional scraphonp. As In the case of the guaranty law the Insuniiici ! sin- tuto haw boon declared In violation of the federal constitution. The law now iioiiarud Invalid was enacted by the legislature of I'.lOfi. ' H declared It to bo the duty of certain state olllcors to tlx the maximum rates on premiums charged by any fidelity or Insurance company > rms ; acting business In the state. U also provided that any olllcer or ngonl of such company violating the law might be judged guilty of a misdemeanor. There was a provision for the revo cation of the charter of an offending corporation. The law applied to for eign as well as domestic corporations nnd its constitutionality was tested In the federal court. The question In controversy , ac cording to Judge Mungcr , who hoard the case , was whether the law was In conflict with the fourteenth amend ment , which provides that no state shall deprive any person of liberty or property without duo process of law. In his opinion Judge Mnngcr conceded that the liberty to outer Into contracts Is not unrestricted , but Is subject to restriction under the police power of the state. In regard to the Insurance business , his conclusion Is that the business Is not of a sufllclcntly public nature to come under the police pow er. Judge Munger goes on to say : "If the state may llx the amount of. compensation for which an insurance company may lawfully contract for furnishing such insurance the state may dictate the price for which nil other commodities shall bo sold in cluding the price which may bo paid for labor. This cannot be done. The fourteenth amendment protects the right of those engaged In a purely pri vate business to llx the price nt which they will sell their services or com modities. " THE LORDS PRESENT CASE. English Peers Tell tha Country What They Are Willing to Do. London , Ntw. 22. The lords present ed their CUse to the country In the oinlnK electoral struggle , a case which John E. Redmond , leader of the na tionalists , in a speech nt Islington characterized as "metaphorically com mitting suicide HH fust ns possible. " It Is understood the resolutions , which Lonl t/Uifitlown gave nttUte he would InlVodUCe on Wednesday , repre sent. Ihe altitude taken by the union- Ifil felde In the veto conference and tlie ock on which 0 > o conference found- red. These resolutions are : "It Is desirable that provision bo indo for lestllng differences that may rise between the house of commons nd this house us reconstituted , re- ttced in numbers in accordance with lie recent resolutions of this house. "That as to bills other than money Ills such provisions should be made n the following lines : "If a difference arises between the ouscs in regard to any bill other than . money bill in two successive ses- Ions and during an Interval of not less han ono year , and such differences arc inable to be adjusted by other means , t shall bo settled nt a Joint sitting lomposed of members of the twc louses ; provided that If the measure relates to a matter of great gravltj ind has not been adequately submitted .o the judgment of the people it shnl : iot bo referred to a joint sitting bul submitted for decision to the electors ; > y a referendum. "That as to money biiih iuo provis on should be on the following lines : "The lords are prepared to foregi heir constitutional right to reject am amend money bills they are of i purely financial character provldei 3ffectual provision is made ngalns . tacking' and provided that If an ; question arises as to whether a bll or any of the provisions thereof are o a purely financial character , that ques tlon shall be referred to a joint com mlttee of both houses with the speake of the house of commons as chnlrina : and who shall have a casting vote or ly. If the committee holds that the bll or the provisions In question are no | of a financial character they shall b dealt with forthwith at a joint slttin of the houses. " HE WON'T ENDORSE. Talks on Patronage , but Can Hav Something for Himself. Lincoln , Nov. 19. Chairman iiusi netter , of the republican state centn committee , Is not Indorsing applicant for appointive offices at the dlsposi of Governor-elect Aldrlch , but not hi cause he has not hud the chance. Se' oral score of p'laceseokors hav < cnlle upon Husenettor since election to si licit testimonials which they wantc for the purpose of strengthening the respective claims , but the chalrmn says that he has not glvon any of thei a recommendation and does not c pect to. This attitude by Chairman Husenc tor will probably put It up to the 1 cal chairman and other party loin' In the various counties In the matti 111 of certifying the political crcdontln 11 of a spirants for state Jobs. That some reward will bo glv ( cHusenettcr himself by Govornor-olc Aldrlch , If the chairman will acce It , goes without saying. I'horo a several olllcos which pay a Inr ; 'r enough salary to make it worth 1 I Dry Your Clothes on a Wei Washday With a New Perfection Oil Heater When clothes can't be hung outside , and must be dried in a room or cellar , the New Perfection Oil Heater quickly does the work ' of sun and air. You can hang up the wet clothes , light your Pcrfcc- ; tion Oil Heater , open the damper i top , and the heat rises and quickly i dries the clothes. Do not put off washing to < await a sunny day in order to avoid mildew. Dry your washing any day with hot air from a Absolutely smokeless and odorless It Rives just as much hem as you desire. It Is safe , odorless and smokeless. It has an automatic-locking flame spreader , which prevents rhe wick from being turned high enough to smoke , and is easy to remove and drop back , so the wick can be quickly cleaned. Burner body or gallery cannot become wedged , be cause of i new device In construction , and can always be easilv unscrewe for rewicking. An ind ntor shows the amount of oil In the font. Filler-cap does not need to be screwt down , but is put In like a cork in a bottle , nnd is attached to the font bynclu i. Hnished In japan or nickel , strong and durable , well-made , built for service n d yet light nnd ornnmental. It hsi a cool handle and a damper top. Lxalen Evtrywhtrt. If not at yours , u-riti for Jnciiptii * circular la iht ntantt agency of tht Standard Oil Company ( Incorporated ) oinor's chief political manager Is in , stalled In the oil inspector's department - ' ment , that being a recognized political sinecure with duties sufllclontly light to permit of the occupant looking af ter the governor's general Interests. \rtliur Mullen , who has boon the mainstay of the Shalloiiberger admin istration , held that Job until ho was promoted a short time ago to the at torney general's ofllce. Some of those who came before Mullen were A. H. Alien , Ed A. Church , J. E. Hays , J. N. Gaflln and J. H. Edmlsten. The food commissioner's ofllco is another first class perquisite within the governor-elect's bestowal. Its present incumbent , S. L. Mains , has been one of Governor Shnllenbcrgor's prlmipal advisors , and It is possible that the next administration may sec the holder of that position become the prime minister of the executive , displacing the oil Inspector from that distinction , PRINTING BILLS COME HIGH. Rbferended Laws Cause a Big Expense Account. Mitchell , S. D. , Nov. 18. Since the election bills have commenced to be filed with the county auditors a great howl has gone up all over the state concerning the excessive expense that has boon incurred for tlie vote on the laws that were roferended and the amendments to the constitution of the state. In many counties the print ing bills have reached large sums. The roferended laws and the amendments to the state constitution were required lo be published 111 throe papers of the county four weeks , and these made about f out t pen columns of solid matter tor , and charged for at the legal rates luis umdo the sum extremely large Abide from that the printing of the ballots for the' referondcd laws ani amendments entailed a large expense In this county , Davison , the printing and publishing of the laws cost UK county $1,9'80 , and this Is one of the smallest counties in the state. Ii larger counties the expense would b < proportionately larger. The countlni of the amendment ballots also In creased the expense of the electloi judges , as in many cases tlie worl l was not completed until nearly nooi the day following election. From th criticisms that have been set forth th legislature will bo besieged to hav the law amended concerning the pul Hcatlon of the amendments to hav the laws stated specifically and HC publish so much , which has had th t effect of discouraging the studying r . the laws which are to be voted upoi The voters as a general proposltlo if voted no against all measures will out Knowing the full import of th laws submitted. It Is believed the with the laws published succlnctl r that good laws would not be dcfeate n along with those which were not popi lar with the people. In some coui t ties It is stated that an Injunction wl bo tiled with the county commlssloi ers to prevent them paying what claimed unnecessary sums for the pu' Mention of the amendments. The a tornoy general , however , has rule favorably on the charges that are I be made by the newspaper men , at : the bills cannot be disturbed , In tin they are made out In strict nccor ance with the law. That the law wl bo amended by the legislature thei THE BARKEEP JUST SMILES. But it's Mighty Hard Sometimes Wli These "Dry" Quips Flying. Kansas City Star : In those da ; when the alcoholic horizon is dar oned by a storm' cloud In the shape a water wagon , the way of the bti tender is not bestrewn very deep wl roses , for the boy at the tap Is tl outpost of the bun business whit comes most Into contact with the p vato citizen. It evolves upon tl cheerful diplomat In the white ann Is to placate the inebriate who swa Into the place nnd announces to who ; an over It does or doesn't concern th ft ho Is going to vote for prohibition , pt "You understand , Billy , " the pc re says. "I don't mind taking n llttlo IK go and then wjwlf I llko my toddy iis well as the next ono. But for t reasons , I'm going to vote for the aqua pura. Glmmo a slow gin fizz. " "That's ' what ( hey all say , " smllea the martyr beyond the bar. "It looks pretty bad for D. Rum ! " "What sort of a business Is going inhere hero after you are closed ? " This Inquiry Is from a person who came In with another party to use the telephone nnd who has made up for not buying a drink by eating a largo quantity of cheese and pretzels. "I understand , " says the cheerful Ganymede , "that the Bcnnoyhcnnny Mineral Springs company lias bought the fixtures and will put In a first class wnter buffet , and to make It fool llko homo they are going to leave the saw dust on the floor. " "What are you going to do for a liv ing after the clouds have rolled away ? " "Well , I thought of entering the white wing business so I wouldn't have to change my uniform. In case I can't ' pass the civil service examina tion , I'm going to apply for a Job driv ing one of those high power sprinkle carts that wash everything off the streets when night comes. They have often reminded me of seltzer bottles on wheels , and they would be a re minder of hygono times , you know , and all that sort of thing. " During this exchange the potboy has mopped the surface of the ma hogany until It looks llko the side of a show window piano ; tilled orders for eighteen beers and a straight rye , concocted several drinks that you j never had heard of and washed and wiped a hundred yards of glassware. , "All the same , Billic. " says a post- ' . live ono , speaking from a face cur- j tallied with beer froth , "I'll hot you n cigaret against your last year's straw ! hat that piohlbltlon noes i trough " j "Aw , I can't make a hot like that. I've already piomiscd to oat that bon- 'r net If the drought comes on. " "Then you'd bettor send It away to some breakfast food factory to have \ It ground up Into corn flakes and sea- Q soned properly so It'll he ready for g you. " i- "You talk , " says the still cheerful 11 barkeep , "as If you had just counted < the votes for a straw ballot In a torn- n peranco organization. Wlmt'll It be , e sire ? Little more of the same ? " o And so It goos. He takes care of o his custom , burnishes the bar , catches j- what Is said to him and returns the e same with cither hand , underhand , it overhand , straight fast ones , or fancy o curves. Behind a smiling face that if hides the anguish beneath , ho listens i. to and laughs at the sad funny stories , n which he has heard repeated every 11day since his careless childhood. IG who will take his place should the 't ago of bunless , blessedness descend ly upon us ? Soda fountain clerks can't id do it ; it isn't oven safe to trust a wait- uor \ with an order of eggs straight up , n' and the cigar salesman Is only a cold " and unsociable man of business. n- nIs Is ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. Isfa fait itMl "You will never make n doctor , " n Ml man said to a son who wanted to to study medicine. "You are too sleepy 1(1 headed. The idea of you making night atd calls ! " d- 111 It Is occasionally said of the Globe re that It Is not progressive , because It doesn't believe that In a few months people will sail everywhere In air ships. th While it isn't an unfailing sign if a man has moro than ouo big grease spot on his clothes , the chances are of nine out of ton that ho owns an auto ir- mobile. th lie If you arc going to the do\il turn ch and try the other way for a while , rl- and sco how ngrecablo It will be The lie experience may cause you to . ntlroly an give up the notion of going to the yB devil. There Is a certain nrlbtocrntlc match that will only burn \\hon yon Jst strike it In a certain place It is not DW 1'opularlth ' the common people , who as like a match that can bo lighted with ho a vigorous 'rub on the wall or on the furniture.