The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, August 06, 1909, Page 6, Image 6
THE NOUOLK WEEKLY NEWS-JOURNAL FRIDAY AUGUST 6 1909 Families Without Them Will Not Bo Admitted. SPECIAL OFFER FOR BIRTHS , Landlord of St. Louis Apartment Building Will Give a Month's Rent , Free to Parent * For a Girl and Two Month * For a Boy Several Novel Features. Pinna were recently filed with the building department of St. Louis foi | in njmrtuipiit house exclusively for ffamllics with children. The doors of ' Mils house , which Is to cost $400,000 , will bo shut against bachelors , old .tnmlds and childless couples. One hlld will bo n badge of admittance , i3jut tlio family with a dozen children vlll be welcomed with open arms. It 3s the first apartment house of Its kind 5n the United States , and It will rise between two large nnd fashionable Biouse * which forbid children. S. D. Ledcrer , a real estate broker , Is the originator of the Idea , nnd ho nfonnd ready backing for the scheme. JIo has n whole chain of novelties. "With every girl born in the house he will present n receipted bill for one month's rent to the parents. Lcderer minces twice ns high a value on boys , aw every boy born will mean to the parents a receipted bill for two - months' rent. , The building will be of eight stories , ind there will be fifty-four apart ments. Each apartment will have n apcclally equipped playroom. In ad dition there will bo a large playroom Hn the basement , nnd In the slimmer the children will disport themselves on the roof. A dancing room will bo provided , and dancing teachers will In truct the children without charge to ithii parents. There also will be In atructors In physical culture , nnd It Is [ proposed to establish a kindergarten. "I am convinced the apartment Chouse for children will fill a real wnnt , " said Lodercr. "It will be the only one of its kind In the country , but 1 expect to sco many more like it Why , as soon ns I gave out my plans Sinlf n dozen millionaires wanted to fcnck the venture single handed. They jsaw the possibilities in it , nnd thej wondered it hadn't been tried before. "Every applicant will have to trot out the youngsters before I rent him sin apartment. Children will be the requirement. Ono child will do , but the moro the merrier. If n man conies along with a score of children ho wll ibe my prize tenant , and I'll put n amiss plate on his door. "It's easy to figure It out from the financial standpoint. With children In Kvory family there will be no com jplnlnts on the score of noise. Then snnrrlcd couples with children are the most stable tenants nnd are less llkelj to move. They nro the best rent pay rs , too , as all statistics show. " One of the features of the house wll ! lie n general nursery In charge of a nurse. Mothers going out shopping Afternoon calling or to the theater maj Icnvo their babies In the care of the nurse. 0)DD ) TRAIN HOLDUP. 'Booster Drawn Under Locomotive Se Emergency Air Brake. Rushing along at a rate of slxtj miles an hour , going to New York , the .New Jersey Central's fast express ttrnln Queen of the Valley , which lef "Wllkeibnrre , Pa. , at 8 o'clock the other nnornlng , came to n sudden stop be < ween Bethlehem nnd Freemansburj , following the application by some ngen < y , then a mystery , of the emergencj ailr brake under the locomotive. With such abruptness did the train atop that the passengers were thrown cabout In tbelr scats. By the time they 3iad an opportunity to leave the cars Engineer Tripper found the cause of the trouble. An eight pound Plymouth Rock roost er scratching along the track had been drawn under the engine by the suc tion of the train with such force as to sever the nlr connections nnd stop the train. The crew took the bird with them as a memento of the flrst train holdup that was ever pulled off by a chicken. Theater Nurseries. Wr. Jefferson , manager of the Met ropolo theater In Glasgow , proposes to rnnkc the experiment of establishing night creches for the use of visitors ivlth babies attending his entertain ments. As. Mr. Jefferson enters al most entirely for n working class area , Sic believes that the scheme will meet tbe difficulties of a domestic situation \vhlch affects many of his patrons. ' SCIght nurseries will be attached to the | theater , with a staff of nurses nnd -equipped with cots , toys and baby : food. A nominal charge of twopence sind threepence a night will be made , and food will be supplied at cost price or the parents' own food given if they prefer to bring It with them. Persons wishing to see the nursery In operation between the acts of the play will bo allowed to do BO on pay- inept of threepence. * Doubtless. " "Voice ( in the house ) Bessie , what Is beeping you out there ou the porch so Song ? Bessie I am looking for the comet , mamma. Volce You'll take your death of cold. Besslo Not at all , mamina. I'm I'm well wrapped. Chicago cage Tribune. H r Weight of Sin. "Mother , I've n dreadful thing to con fcss to you. Last night when you toll me to lie down In bed I lied down , but After you turned out the gas 1 ground d my teeth at you In the dark ! " Lon don Puocb. The Chautauqua Idea. ' ' What the forum was to ancient Rome the chautnuqua has become to the United States of America , with the difference that there was only ono fo1 tutu , while In America almost 1,000 chatitauquas are In active operation in all parts of the country and the num1 , her Is rapidly Increasing as the years go by. j I ' In other years people of the villages , hamlets and countryside could only hr read of great statesmen , orators and. preachers j ; , but they could rarely see or hear thorn without taking long pilgrimj ages. Now , by moans of the chautau- qua , the best nnd greatest talent in all the world Is brought nt Insignificant cost to your very doors. The chautau- qua Idea is ono of the greatest moral nnd educational forces in the country. The Inspiration received from it is a,1 guide to the pathway and n lamp to the feet of thousands. The great reforms which have re cently swept over our country are largely traceable to the presence of the strong men who have spoken so fearlessly on the chnutauqua platform In the last dozen years , nnd the millIons - Ions of people who have gathered at these annual meetings to listen to thorn have had their consciences so awakened that they have demanded that those In authority should Instl- .ute these reforms. The chautauqua movement Is thor oughly undenominational , and here icoplo of all creeds and parties com mingle thoughtfully and lovingly. The shnutnuqun is organized on high' ground and has high alms. It appeals : o the thoughtful and cultured , and seeks to displace some forms of amuse-1 ment which are unworthy nnd fraught with danger. More nnd more In these strenuous' days people feel the need of a little vacation. Earnest people are hardly willing to waste time in a vacation which does not bring them a little in tellectual uplift ; hence the phenom enal growth of the chautauqua idea. A chautauqua is a benediction to any community In which It abides. It ap peals in its varied program to bothj young nnd old , and is certain to culti vate high Ideals of living nnd thought. In presenting the following program , the management Is not building for the present only , but for the future as well and it Is our aim to give a pro-i gram of such high ideals and excel lent character as to merit your patronage - ago and insure a permanent chautau qua assembly. The program is one of the strongest and best which has ever been offered In the great state of Nebraska , and Includes , besides lecturers of national fame , music and other features , the very best which genius can devise or money procure. The holders of season tickets get for only a few pennies lec tures and concerts which ordinarily would cost them not less than fifty cents to n dollar. Every right-minded citizen of the community should give their loyal support and co-operation. The Program. Rev. Edwin Booth , Platform Supt. Saturday , August 7. 2:30 : Prelude , Miss Alice Stlre and orchestra. 3:00 : Entertainment , "Mascot. " 7:30 : Prelude-Miss Alice Stire and orchestra. 8:00 : Lecture , Thomas E. Green. Sunday , August 8 2:30 : Prelude , Miss Alice-Stlre and orchestra. 3:00 : Lecture , Dr. Robert S. Mac- Arthur. 7:00 : Vesper service. 7:30 : Prelude , Miss Alice Stlro and orchestra. 8:00 : Entertainment , Ellsworth Plum- stead. Monday , August 9. 2:31 : Prelude Norton's band and or chestra. 3:00 : Lecture , Governor Luther Man ship. 30 Grand concert , Norton's band and orchestra. Tuesday , August 10. 2:30 : Prelude , Norton's band and or chestra. 3:00 Lecture , Dr. Chas. L. Goodell. 7:30 : Prelude , Norton's band and or chestra. 8:00 Lecture , Hans P. Freece. Wednesday , August 11. 30 Prelude , Midland jubilee singers 3:00 : Lecture , Col. G. A. Gearhart. 30 Grand concert , Midland jubilee singers. Thursday , August 12. 2:30 : Prelude , Midland jubilee singers 3:00 : Lecture , Dr. H. W. Sears. 7:30 : Prelude , Midland Jubilee singers 8:00 : Entertainment , Tom Corwin. Friday , August 13. 2:30 : Prelude , De Kuven male quar tette. 3:00 : Lecture , Dr. Irl R. Hicks. 7:30 : Prelude , Do Koven male quar- tetto. 8:00 : Entertainment , Morphlts , ma gician. Saturday , August 14. 2:30 : Prelude , Do Koven male quar- tctto. 3:00 : Lecture , Denton C. Growl. 7:30 : Prelude , Do Koven male quar tette. 8:00 : Entertainment , J. Lorenzo Zwlckey. Sunday , August 15. 2:30 : Prelude , Do Koven male quar tette. 3:00 : Lecture , Senator Shirley 011111- land. 7:00 : Vesper service. 7:30 : Grand concert , De Koven male quartette. * Bible lecture each week day morn Ing , at 10 o'clock. THE TALENT. J. Lorenzo Zwlckey is n Swiss-Canadian by birth , but an American by choice. He is a chalk artist nnd art lecturer of rare ability His lectures are not only dellghtfull } refreshing , but Instructive as well You do not notice till afterward tha \ 'you have taken a comprehensive lea- son In art. "Mr. Swlckoy , the popular artist , gave us two of his demonstrated art lectures 1 at our chautauqua. Wo have had 1 the best of the nation's talent on our platform , yet never n nicer evening - ing 1 than the ono by Mr. Zwlckoy. Our chautauqua people look forward with pleasant 1 anticipation of hearing him 'again. " J. M. Carlcy , Secretary Chau tauqua , Galcsburg. | J ' Dr. Robert Stuart Mac Arthur , pastor j of Calvary Baptist church , Now York City , Is the author of moro than a dozen ( books , Is n hymn writer of note nnd ' is ono of the most eminent nnd popular 1 divines In the American pul pit. I No greater boon can como to n | I young life than to bo nblo to say , "I have hoard Rr. MacArthur lecture and , preach. ' " "Tho lecture on Russia , by Rov. Dr. MncArthur , wns ono of the best lec tures we ever heard in the English language. j Dr. MncArthur has been pastor of the Calvary Baptist church j In New York City for many years- i Ills j first and only pastorate. The influence \ fluence of such a man is not confined I within ; denominational limits , but be- 1 comes the commonwealth of entire Chrlstlandom. ( Wo have profound re- 'sped ( , for such powerful Intellects. " Boonovlllo ( Mo. ) Western Christian Union. The Midland Jubilee Singers I have como to bo recognized ns the ' leading company of real jubilee singers - , ers , who sing the old-fashioned plantation | tation melodies and folk lore songs of | the olden days. Mr. Hann , the leader , 'has ' a rich , deep , melodious voice of igreat I volume and it conies quite nat- jural ' for him to sing and to conduct You will enjoy n real treat and be highly entertained when you hear this company. "I have heard the Midland Jubilee Singers on several occasions and without n doubt they are the best on the chautauqua platform. Mr. Hann , the manager , Is a product of our Freedman's Aid school. " B. P. Hart I zell , African M. E. Church. Dr. H. W. Sears found his mission when ho began by 1 his lectures to drive out the blues and , I rout the demons of grumbling with his [ scourge of satire , wit and humor. He Jig Sam Jones and Dr. Willltts in one , [ for the has the pungent sarcasm and brilliant gift of the one and the pa thetlc nnd inspiring power of the other. Hla lecture "More Taffy and Less Epltaphy" is both side-splitting and inspiring. His "Grumblers and Their Cure" should be given in every town in the land. "I have heard Dr. H. W. Sears in his lectures on 'More Taffy and Less Ep- itaphy' and 'Grumblers and Their Cure. ' Ho touched in me the foun tains of laughter and tears , ana won my affections , respect nnd love. Ho Is a great-hearted , great-brained , great-souled man ; the platform needs him. " Lou F. Beauchamp , "Tho Laughing Philosopher , " Hamilton , O. Gov. Luther Manshlp Of Mississippi has been on the lecture ilatform for ten years and has come o be regarded as one of the south's greatest humorists and orators. You vlll never understand the humor and pathos of the old time southern negro until you hear Governor Manship in ils peerless entertainment. 'Governor Manshlp's words were well chosen and eloquent. The old line southern negro he presents with iuch exquisite accuracy that the eyes see the speaker but mistily , as mem ories of other days come back , and aughtor follows quickly at some touch of nature which rings clear and true. " The Herald , Laurens , S. C. Ellsworth Plurostead , The "Raggedy Man , " goes rapidly 'rom grave to gay , from lively to se vere. He understands human nature ind "takes off" the people we see very day. In his "make-up" parts you hear and see not Plumstead , but the character itself. Plumstead always 'strikes twelve. " "I was delighted and interested In your splendid work at Old Salem chau : auqua. It takes a star to hold six thousand people as you held them on ; hat occasion. Your success is on your merit , nnd you please because you please. " Sam P. Jones , Peters burg , 111. Dr. Irl R. Hicks [ s known the world over as the "weather prophet" of St. Louis. His name is a household word. Everybody [ wants to see nnd hear him. A great scholar , a great thinker and a great heart , characterize this grand and good man , nnd with the exception of President Taft , ex-President Roosevelt and Wm. Jennings Bryan , no other man is so well known through the whole country as he. There has not been an important volcanic disturb ance in the known world in years that he has not foretold. "Both as to subject matter and man ner of delivery , the lecture given by Rov. Irl R. Hicks , nt the Cabanne Methodist church , was one of the most Instructive and entertaining ever giv en there. The house wns crowded and there was but ono verdict : Thai It was nn evening of rare pleasure and profit. " C. M. Hawkins , D. D. , pastor Cabanno M. E. church. Denton C. Growl Is one of the most accurate portrayal Ists on the American platform , and if you want to see nnd hear Sam P Jones again , just hear Mr. Growl's in terprotatlon of him in voice , word and action. A great entertainment moving from laughter to tears. Anyone who liked Sam Jones will enjoy Mr. Growl's interpretation of his great themes. "His presentation of the lectures nnd sermons of the late Sam Jones Is nearly perfect. Shut your eyes am the great southern preacher la again speaking , open thorn and you see his every form and gesture. Anyone who liked Sam Jones will enjoy Mr. Crowl'a interpretation of his great themes. There never wns but ono Sam Jones , and ho has but ono true exponent , Mr. Denton C. Growl. " Dr. Dlxon , Man ager Chicago Glee club. Prices. Transferable season tickets admit- : lng to all the programs will sell for ? 2.00 if purchased before August 6. After this time they will sell for $2.25. ot them now of the canvassers. Chil dren's season tickets , $1.00 each. All children between the ages of 7 nnd 14 years must have tickets. They are $1.00 until August 6. Single admission 25c. Children's single admission , 15c. "Mascot , " The educated horse , is a white beauty worth $50,000. Ho Is known to bo the best educated horse in tlio world. lie has been around the world three times nnd has been exhibited before almost every royal household of Europe. Ho Is popular in the West Indies , United States nnd Mexico and has been ex hibited moro than forty times In Phil adelphia. He has moro sense than some men and his accuracy in math ematics Is n marvel. It is worth $1 to anyone to see "Mascot" perform. Col. G. A. Gearhart Is well nnd favorably known every where. Few men have over had such uninterrupted success on the public platform. His thoughts electrify and his words are magnetic. He holds his audience In the iron grasp of vital themes presented at the white heat. Colonel Gcarlmrt has been returned the third and fourth time to many towns. Don't miss Gearhart. "Colonel Gearhart has a way all his own , which is a very taking way. His mastery of the English language is superb , his diction poetic and forceful , and he has a magnificent voice which carries a long distance and is a keen pleasure to hear. " The Oakland ( la. ) Acorn. Senator Glllllland. Senator Shirley Glllllland Is too well known as a lecturer and politician throughout the western states to need much Introduction or commendation. The active part ho has taken in the affairs of his state makes him n na tional character. We present him on the last day of the assembly and as one of the very best of the numbers. Miss Alice Stlre. The chautnqun management is par ticularly fortunate to announce the ap pearance on the Norfolk program of Miss Stire , the famous Chicago whist ler. For several years Miss Stlre toured the assemblies with the Oriole quartet , a ladies' organization of par ticular merit. At present Miss Stire is appearing with an orchestral and piano accompaniment , and will later In the season bead a company of her own. Her work is worthy of the high est commendation and wo want you to hear her and judge for yourself. She possesses a charming personality which Immediately captivates and makes enthusiastic the most critical audiences. Tom Corwin s a whole show. His is purely an en : ertainment , purposing to please and keep his auditors in good spirits. Ho s a royal big follow with a big voice an abundance of wit and fairly bub ) llng over with good nature. He will teep you laughing with hearty remem brances for many weeks. Don't miss dm. Dr. Thos. E. Green. For twenty-six years , Dr. Thos. E Green has been associated with the rapidly flowing current of American Ife. Fitted In college , university am seminary , as well as by teaching and : ho somewhat heroic school of jour nallsm , for the widest activity and In fluence , it was natural that his life should speedily overflow the limits o merely pastoral usefulness. For fifteen years the rector of wha he developed into one of the foremost Episcopal churches of the west , his work and experience speedily outran local boundaries. A foremost leader In civic reforms chaplain of four great national pollt leal conventions , national chaplain o the great patriotic society of the Sons of the Revolution , n chaplain at large of the Actors' Church Alliance , prom inent along the various lines of high est Masonic activity , he is a singular illustration of the strenuous life at Its best. Dr. Chas. L. Goodell. Few men have had such uninterrupted ed success in public life as Dr. Charles L. Goodell. Since 1890 he has been pastor In Boston , Brooklyn and New York. He Is n man who knows how to bring things to pass. His succes In building up his churches Is phenom onal. Ho received on one occasion Into Calvary church , New York , three hundred and sixty-four persons , whlcl Is said to bo the largest number eve received at ono time Into n Protestan church. In twenty months ho made a gain over all losses of moro than a thousand church members. Calvar now numbers nearly three thousand members and Is the largest Methodis church In America. For years ho ha spoken every Sabbath to the largen Protestant congregation in Now Yor city. The crowding of the people t his ministry is sufficient evidence o his surpassing pulpit ability. Ho 1 recognized throughout the country a a man with a message , and Is in con stunt demand on great occasions. He has travelled widely ! n Europ and the Orient , and Is nn author whos books have a wide sale. As a lee turer ho is forceful and eloquent HI diction Is fine , his thought clear nn masterful. He has a superb physique and in thought , presence and deliver be is every Inch the orator. Dr. Good * ell IB so pressed by the duties of his great church and the various organi zations with which ho is connected In Now York that ho allows us to make only a very limited number of engage- icnts for him. Those who can secure Im should count themselves fortun- to. Mr. Hans P. Freec * . Hans P. Freece was born In the lormon church. Ills mother wns n lural wife , nnd his father was one of 10 early Mormon settlers who wnlked rom Council Bluffs to Salt Lake City. As a mere lad he cnme under the nllucnce of Christian missionaries sent ut from the cast , nnd nt 17 began to ork his way through college. After raduatlon ho became n lecturer for 10 Presbyterian churcli for two years , nd now continues his work In the lee- lire field after graduate training nt olumbla university , in the city of York. Mr. Freeco's lectures on the Mor- non question have won for him nn itcrnatlonal reputation. IIo will pond the months of May and Juno , 909 , lecturing In the British Isles , re- urnlng to the United States in time o take up his chautauqua work. He knows the Mormon system and ns experienced many sad things ro- lilting from It. Ills Information is erson.\l and he Is In close touch with very phase of the Mormon problem. Mr. Freece is a close student of vents nnd men nnd speaks with the uthority of a scholar and earnest con- ictlon. The Morphets. During the past twenty-five years Ir. Morphet ( pronounced Morfa ) has lad a rich nnd varied career as a pro- enter of the best In the line of pop ular entertainment. The flrst seven ears were devoted to comic opera , .uring . five of which ho was a member f one of the most popular musical at- ractlons of the day. For sixteen rears he has been one of the proprl- tors of the well known Morphet and Stephenson company giving the music al part of the entertainment and as- Isting in musical novelties. As a magician and illusionist he is pre eminent. In feats of presdlgitation slight of hand ) he Is unsurpassed , ndeed , in this particular line he is without an equal. Morphet is an orig- nator and consequently bis entertain ments are not duplicated by others. The ease , grace and skill with which he performs the most difficult feats , amuse and mlstify and win the admira- Ion and approval of the most observ- ng spectator. DeKoven Male Quartette. This organization is a company of selected voices , singing many of the old songs and singing them well. Their program consists of standard male 'quartette selections , musical sketches and many of the songs that were popular forty years ago , as well as the best of the present-day songs. This company has been before the public for six years , and for four years without change in personnel. They have covered all parts of the country and are so well known that moro words of introduction are use- ess. Location. The chautauqua assembly will be icld this year in the beautiful chau- tauqua park In the east end of the city. The chautauqua should be nn established fact In Norfolk. Our mete - o Is , "There Is nothing too good for Norfolk , " and the program lives up to the motto in every detail. Help boost a good thing by buying n season tick et , sending out a program , talking chautauqua at all times and preparing ; o attend every session. Tents and Tenting. Tenting sites will be furnished free to all holders of season tickets. The management will furnish tents at rea sonable prices if the order is had be fore Tuesday , August 3. Telephone Auto 1386 about prices , etc. Norton's Band and Orchestra. In presenting this company wo offer one of the most versatile and artistic combinations in the chautauqua field. An orchestra capable of playing the best music written for ten instru ments ; a band which does most satisfactory - factory work ; a string quartette ; four soloists , Including both vocal and In strumental , In the company add still greater variety. The organization Is frequently engaged for the full session of a chautauqua , owing to their largo repertoire and versatility. Mr. Nor ton's experience as a director Includes such as Thomas' orchestra , the Minne apolis Symphony orchestra , etc. The best in the west Concessions Are for sale , and information can bo had of the management concerning them. Phone Auto 1380 or call C. L. Gose , manager , at the Oxnnrd hotel. Antelope County Institute. Nollgh , Neb. , Aug. 2. Special to The News : County Supt. C. E. Ward announces that the Antelope county institute will be held In the high school building on August 9 to 13. All who attend the institute nro request ed to bo present on Monday , August 9 , nt 8 o'clock. There will bo no excuses granted for non-attendnnco. Attendance at another Institute will bo taken in lieu of attendance in Antelope county. All work will betaken taken In connection with the now course of study. The following nro the Instructors : E. L. Rouse , super intendent department of education , state normal , Peru ; A. E. Fisher , city superintendent , Nellgh ; Eleanor Lnlly , training teacher , state normal , Peru. Lectures will be given by J. L. Me- Brien of Lincoln , Eleanor Lnlly of Perue , Robert Thomson of Orchard , E. U Rouse of Peru. The declamatory contest will be held on Thursday even ing , August 12. A MEERSCHAUM PIPE. It Requires Careful Smoking to CoUr It Properly. Ordinarily n meerschaum pipe la boiled for coloring In n preparation of wax , which Is absorbed and n thin coating of wax Is held on the surface of the pipe nnd made to take n high polish. Under the wax Is retained the oil of tobacco , which Is absorbed by the pipe , and Its hue grows darker In proportion to the tobacco used. A ntocrschnum pipe at first should be smoked very slowly , and before n second end bowlful Is lighted the pipe should cool off. This Is to keep the wax as far up tlio bowl ns possible , and rapid smoking will overheat , driving t" -ax off and leaving the pipe dry and ruw. A new pipe should never be smoked outdoors In extremely cold weather. Fill the pipe and smoke down about one-third , or to the height to which you wish color. Leave the remainder of the tobacco In the pipe and do not empty or disturb It for several weeks , or until the desired color IB obtained. When smoking put fresh ( obucco on the top and smoke to the same level. When once burned the pipe cannot bo satisfactorily colored unless the burnt ed portion li removed and the surface again treated by the process by which meerschaum Is prepared. The color1 Ing Is produced by the action of the smoke upon the oils nnd wax which are superficially on the exterior of the pipe and are applied in the same process - ess of manufacture. London Answers. HE BROKE A SPRING. And the Owner of the Wagon Was Grateful For the Truth. In n small southern Indiana town 13 a liveryman who has Ideas of his own about conducting his business. Not long ago an Indianapolis drum mer , known for his ability to get over ground in a hurry , had one ) t old Henry's rigs with which he drove to n neighboring town. Part of the way was over a corduroy road. The drum mer's business detained him longer than he expected , and when he finally got back in the buggy for the return trip he found that he would have to drive some to catch n train. He made the livery outfit scamper along the rend at a lively pace. Final ly , when he struck the corduroy road , ho felt something snap and knew that he had broken a spring on the buggy. Ho saws visions of having to make the damage good to old Henry. When he reached the barn he jumped out and said : "Henry , I broke n spring. How much do I owe you ? " "How did you break it , Gus ? " asked the liveryman. "Driving like the dickens over n rough road. " the drummer answered frankly. "Then you don't owe me anything. " "Why , how's thatr "Well , that's the first time I ever had a spring broke that way. It's a new way o' breakln' them. All I ever had broke before was broke drlvln' easy over n smooth road. " Indianapolis News. JULIANA'S FIRST SALUTE. Sergeant Rewarded For Presenting Arms to Holland's Little Princess. While on guard the other morning nt the gate leading from the palace garden nt The Hague , Holland , into Molenstraat a sergeant of grenadiers observed tbo approach of n white per ambulator pushed by a nurse. Foi five seconds he looked at the approach ing vehicle ; then , suddenly realising that It was the little Princess Juliana , daughter of Queen Wllhelmlnn , taking her first airing , he came to attention and presented arms , although the prin cess slumbered on unconscious of the honor. In the afternoon the sergeant was told by his colonel to repair to the palace in full uniform , as the prince consort wanted to speak to him. The prince told him that ho had seen the salute frr/m the window. He had no ticed the soldier's moment of hesita tion and subsequent salute and so pro- eented him with a banknote to provldi npon its appeal to the public. The new paper would have to prove that the truth well told is moro interesting than the most lurid lies , a difficult but by no means impossible task. "And the office of this successful newspaper would be the training school for Journalists. Hither would come the college graduates from every state , just as they now come to the law school , to spend ono , two or three years In professional study. " As to whether this scheme can be put Into effect its author says : "I flrst had this vision a year ago , nnd now I am rapidly growing to be lieve that It can be realized. It has appealed to all my college mates and has Interested my elders. And n dream In which the young men believe nnd to which the old men listen is sure to come true. " Even its author was surprised with the effect of this article. He said of it : "As to the university Itself , the plan has been much more warmly wel comed by the members of the faculty than I expected. Nearly all the mem bers of the English department are en- thuslastlcally In favor of It. I am much pleased with the general Interest U has aroused. " New York Times. Labor Saving. The youngster had the proverbial Aversion soap and water , nnd his teacher said to him one morning after ho entered the little schoolhouse : "Jimmy , I'm ashamed of you. Year cheek Is nil black and sticky. Go to the hydrant and wash it. " Jimmy Trent out to the hydrant , moistened his wash rag and nibbed oop orer it. Then , rag In hand , be returned to the schoolroom. "Which cheek did you Boyf he In- aulred. If you visit stores in answer to ads , your visits will bo timely. For there's a best time to buy most things. UD ON AT BONESTEEL TexJ of the Proclamation Issued by Mayor Llntecum. Following Is the text of the procla mation Issued by Mayor Llntecum at Bonostool. clapping down the lid1 : To John IJlgglns , Chief of Polka of UonoBtcol Sir : By reason of th power vested In , nnd the duties im posed upon mo as mayor of Donesteol , I herewith IHRUO the following orders and Instructions , which shall govern you In the discharge of your duties ns chief of police. (1) ( ) It shall ho your duty to look nftor the pumps of the said city ami the en gines , nnd keep same in good condi tion , and water pumped at nil times to supply the needs of the said city for both domestic use and llro purposes , nnd If at any time you are unable to furnish such said supply of water , it shall bo your duty to notify mo that some remedy may bo provided. (2) ( ) It shall ho your duty to look after your general police duties on the street when not engaged nt the pump stations. (3) ( ) It shall ho your duty to ring the t curfew boll at 9 o'clock each even ing. ( I ) You are hereby ordered to see that all saloons are closed promptly nt the hour of 11 Saturday night until the hour of llvo the following Monday 11101 1 : Illllg. (5 ( You are further ordered to BOO Hint both front and back doors of till saloons in Donostccl nro kept closed during the hours above mentioned , nnd that no liquors of any kind are sold or given away In any of the saloons of Bonestcel in violation of the statutes of the stnto of South Dakota. ( G ) You are also ordered to enforce the law against gambling In nil saloons or adjoining rooms thereto , or In nny other rooms within the corporate lim its of the said city. (7) ( ) You are ordered to see that no blinds are placed over windows or doors of any saloons , nnd lamp Is kept burning In each saloon as required by laws of the state. (8) ( ) You are hereby ordered at once to remove all houses of 111 fame , whether conducted as public houses eras as private rooms , and to see that no such place Is kept in operation newer or be in operation while holding the office of chief of police. (9) ( ) You are further ordered to treat all violators of the law on nn equality , as ono offender is as guilty an another in the sight of the law. (10) ( ) I have Issued the above orders under the laws of the city and state and shall expect your hearty co-opera- tlon in the enforcement of the law. A copy of these orders will be submit ted to the city council nt the next regular meeting , with my request that they approve the same and a recorded vote of all members present. By orders of A. W. Llntecum , Mayor of City of Bonesteel , S. D. Held to District Court. Oakdnle Sentinel : Last Saturday afternoon a party of young men , five in number , drove over from Elgin , ex pecting to spend the time until the evening following In fishing along the Elkhorn. They had n liberal supply of liquid halt , which was in danger of beIng - Ing spoiled by the hot weather , and in their search for the iceman wound up at the Star barn. The boys had taken on enough of the ohejoyful fluid to put them in an extremely sociable mood , and a short time after their arrival three of the party were arrested on the charge of "selling nnd giving away" beor. It appears that as soon ns it was discovered that there was beer at the barn a number of the extra dry assembled and were caught In the act of drinking by J. S. Stringfollow and L. V. Bralnard , members of the town board , who secured Dr. Minton , an other of the city officials , to lodge n complaint as before mentioned. The latter took charge of the refreshments and had them taken to the office of Police Judge Thornton , where the ac cused were arraigned. Jake Davis , who claimed to be only driver for the party nnd In no way interested in the beer , was released , and John Dorr and Fred Wickstron were cited to appear Monday morning at 9 o'clock , the amount of their bond being fixed nt $1,000. Messrs. Strlngfellow and Bralnard went to Nellgh Sunday after noon nnd employed J. F. Boyd to pros ecute the case for the board , and T. M. Franso of West Point was em ployed by Messrs. Dorr and Wickstron , At the hearing Monday enough testi mony was introduced to convince the judge that the young men should bo bound over to the district court , and they were released after giving a $300 bond. Messrs. Derr nnd Wickstron are residents of West Point , but have been employed as masons on the new buildings being erected at Elgin. The confiscated beer , about three cases , was turned over to Marshal Roby , who has it securely hidden. It is believed that the arrest of these parties will servo as a warning to other who might feel disposed to test the elasticity of the law. To Name Ocean Liner For Von Bulow. Albert Ballln. director general of the Hamburg-American Steamship line , has sent n telegram to Prince von Bu low , until recently Imperial chancellor of Germany , saying the company would like to name its next large transatlantic liner after him. Prlnco Bulow. The ex-chancellor replied ac cepting the honor. Mexican Agricultural Fair Proposed. Plans are on foot for holding nn agricultural and corn exposition in Mexico. This may assume the shape of on agricultural congress to be held In September. 1010 , as a part of the celebration of the Mexican centennial. Many a successful merchant looks back to his flrst big advertisement as his personal "declaration of Indepen dence. " Clip and answer a half dozen want nds today and it will be strange if you do not repeat tbo experiment next week.