Act * Like a Madman , Madison , Nob. , July 28. Special to The NOWH : Frank Tompka , residing between Madltton nnd Lindsay , has so conducted himself of late that the righteous Indignation of the neighbor hood has boon aroused to the point of cxnctlng nummary punishment. It Is r i > orted that thin follow frequently soaks himself with boo/o when In the neighboring towiiH nnd goes homo and threatens his wlfo nnd children until they are obliged to lice to the neigh- bora for protection nnd shelter. Unable - able to tolornto such conduct longer , tha wlfo , It la reported , has brought suit for dlvorco. It scorns that this unhnppy wlfo nnd children occupy the same dwelling with Tonipkn , who still perHlsls In soaring booze , and just last Friday night It Is said ho cnmo homo from Lindsay intoxicated nnd in a dangerous mood nnd his family were obliged to lenvo the house nnd seek nnfoty with the neighbors. His family escaping from his clutches , ho rushed to the barnyard nnd proceeded to cut and slash the horses , hogs nnd cattle tike a madman. A partial distribution of the cstato of August F. Vollbrocht , deceased , was anndo by County Judge Bates , there appearing In court the heirs nnd other Interested parties. Ebort Olson , executer tor , nnd Attorney Halderson of Newman man Grove , representing the heirs nnd the executor. Alnsworth Restaurant Sold. Ainsworth , Nob. , July 28. Special to The News : George Tlsuo sold his jrenlfliirnnt to Klmball & Stokes. He relnlnu his billiard parlor and bowling alloy. Brilliant Golf. Chicago , July 28. Traveling as smoothly as Louis DIorlot , the French aviator who recently crossed the Eng llsh channel , and like him getting an early start , Warren K. Wood made the most successful Journey over the hills and. dales of the Homewood Country lub course , landing at his Dover the eighteenth hole with n score of 73 Tlio Homewood crack was nccordec the honor of driving the Initial ball In the opening play of the eleventh an mini championship of the Western Coif association , nnd felt It n matter o duty to set the visiting players a gooc example. Norfolk's Standing. Played. Won. Lost. Pet 6 .666 Norfolk will play Pllger at Norfolk next Sunday. Dallas comes to Norfolk for games next Tuesday and Wednesday. In n message to The News , Manager Page says that Good , who pitched yes to terday's game , is high grade nnd Bitched n good game. Good has beet er signed with Norfolk. Dallas , S. D. , July 25. Special to The News : Dallas defeated Norfolk yesterday by a score of 11 to 7. The jgnnie was fast from start to finish , bu Uallnn played the better ball , hittint ihreo home runs with men on bases. 'II ' was a very interesting game up to to the seventh inning , when Dallas se cured a lend which Norfolk could noi overcome. Tills was the third day that Cj the Young had pitched in succession , win nlng two of the three. : Nor/olk scored one in the first , one her In the fourth , three In the fifth and he two In the eighth and ninth. Dallas scored two In the third , four in the fifth , two in the sixth and three In the : seventh. Iliis ; .Norfolk , 7 ; Dallas , 11. Homo that runa : Graham , Pitts and Vnsbinder. ' Three-base-hits : Graham and Ollva. on Two-base-hits : o Kirkland , Lucinsky , Ford and Tottenhoff. Batteries : Nor y folk , Good and Ford ; Dallas , Young i and George. Umpires , Howe of Nor folk nnd Dugan of Oinnhn. Norfolk , plnvs at Gregory Wednesday. " IHiauwj "by Innings : R. H. "Norfolk 7 7 Dallas 00204230 * 11 11 that life " \Vould Uphold Veto of BUI. . . , "Lincoln , July 28. Of the five state conventions held in Lincoln , chief in train terest centered In the platform of the was republicans so far as It referred to the car special session of congress. It was blade almost a foregone conclusion that the representatives of the party would de the clare adherence to the declarations of rib the national convention and In this the delegates did not disappoint , the res ' elution coming out strongly for down 3'V 3't ward revision ; commending President ( Tnft for the course ho lias taken In urging lower duties ; caljlng on the Ne braska delegation in congress to stand by him In his position and approving the president's policies. The resolu lions so further and the republicans of Isn't Nebraska will approve a presidential will veto of the tariff bill if it does not con- little Ibrm to Mr. Taft's construction of the quit. platform pledge. The convention do- dined to entangle itself on the ques- Ing tiin of county option which for a year Iw s boon the ruling issue In state af- was tuirs , and Ignored the matter entirely. came The planks on President Taft , the tariff - iff and the Income tax are as follows : Rock \Wu approve , commend , and unquall- Medly endorse the stand taken by President Tnft in the matter of tariff board. revision. We of are counting on him to sco to it that the party's platform ho jpromlso of revision is redeemed by asked 'the enactment of n tariff bill accept- he ahlo to the people nnd wo would ap at prove the exercise of his veto on any and 1)111 that does not conform to his con- club tsiruction of the platform pledge M'lilch ho has said means "revision the downward within the limitations of truth the protective principle. " Wo look to It. our senators nnd representatives in tlgated I congress to sustain the president in printed this position and wo commend thorn He I for their efforts In support of the party's pledges and the president's " policies. to a Wo approve and endorse the Brown hood. resolution adopted by congress sub rolttlng to the , several states for their had action a proposed constitutional j and amendment empowering the federal government to levy and collect taxes on Incomes. Not Agreed on Bank Guarantee. The speech of the temporary chair- nan , Charles O. Whecdon , in which 10 cnmo out strongly for n bank dopos- t guarantee law , did not meet with ho entire approval of the delegates ind there wore speeches In opposition o the stand taken by the chairman. For nn "off year" the convention was argoly attended. A state central com- nltteo was chosen. Democrats Condemn Federal Court. The significant feature of the dem ocratic convention was the plnnk In ho platform strongly condemning In- orferonce by federal courts In state enactment , nnd reiterating the decla ration of the national convention at 3onvor on that question. The resolu- .Ion has reference to the recent de cision of two federal Judges sitting at Lincoln , In which they pronounced un constitutional the bank deposit guar antee law passed by the recent dem ocratic legislature. The democratic platform scores the republican major ity In congress for Its action on the tariff bill which It pronounces revision upward Instead of downward. Mr. Bryan did not attend the convention. Few Prohlbs and Pops. Only a small number attended the prohibition convention. Its platform arraigns the last legislature for refusIng Ing to enact a county option law. The populists nnd socialists also held conventions , but there were few delegates at either gathering. The an * nounced purpose of those present be ing mainly to maintain their orgnnlza tlon. Nominations for Justice of the supreme premo court and regents of the unl verslty to be elected this fall will bo mndo at the state-wide primary to be hold next month. WOMAN KILLED. Funeral Held at Old Home at Hudson , S. D. Hudson , S. D. , July 28. At the Swed ish church , twelve miles southwest of tlils place yesterday morning , Mrs Chas. Anderson was thrown from Iho buggy by the overturning of a buggy seat , when the team started suddenly and received Injuries to her spine which resulted in her death a few hours later. DISAPPEARANCE IN DAKOTA. Man Who Suddenly Leaves Home It Believed to Be Unbalanced. Sioux Falls , S. D. , July 28. UneasI ness exists because of the mysterious disappearance of Fred W. Wlldung until recently n resident of MInneap oils , who only about ton days ago came South Dakota for the purpose of : forming a partnership with his broth , W. R. Wildung , a well known res ! dent of Sioux Falls , in the general : merchandise business at Brldgewater The misslr.g man had been in poor health for some time and his Sioux Falls brother believed a change of ell mate and business would prove benefl cial to him , so ho induced him to come er South Dakota. The missing man n was last seen last Saturday morning when he left the home where he hac installed his wife and little child for ostensible purpose of gohig to his place of business. About noon Mrs. ter ; Wildung found a note left behind by husband -which convinced her thai was mentally unbalanced and had wandered away. The note was of a an very rambling character. The missing nan has been traced to a point near Salem , where he inquired the road to place. Ho was without money rt'hen he disappeared and is traveling foot. His wife and child have come la. Sioux Falls , the former being near crazed , by the disappearance of her day Husband. Drove Knife Toward Heart. Henry Boveo of Norfolk , express agent on the Norfolk-Columbus Union Pacific passenger train , is recovering from a knife wound over the hear came about as near ending his some as it could come without stopping - - for - things for sure. Boveo sat cato sharpening a pencil as the of drew into Norfolk. Suddenly ho thrown against the side of the deleg by a lurch of the train. The knife dent which ho held in his hand was driven Into his chest directly toward recer heart. The steel point struck a nnd thus was kept away from the heart. yefc No serious effects are feared and u Bovee took his usual run out today. ton the NOT INSANE ; JEALOUS. Horii conv Arrested for Insanity , But Hubby I any * the One Who Stays In Jail. Poyn Lincoln , July 28. Mrs. Henry Rock D , Insane , only Jealous , and Henry break have to either put up with her Norf eccentricities along that line or the . Rock came to the court house asking for a warrant for his wlfo , saypubll she had threatened to kill him and coun otherwise acted queerly. The woman Mnpes dumbfounded when the officer W. after her , and when she was C. brought down town was released , while kins was locked up. Gear Later n hearing was had before the the . Rock said that the first attack De his wife came last November. When of came homo Saturday night she on him for his money. Believing Co had a right to carry It over night , ot least , he refused to hand it over , and later he woke to find her with a tend , with which she ran him out of VIda house. The wlfo said that the A" was ho told her ho didn't have m Believing ho was lying , she InvcsH ° sl during the night nnd approJnco the money. Then bo got mad. Pllger Insisted that since then she had Cars flourished a butcher knife nnd made oa\ "snoots" at him Just because he spoke E(1' young woman in the neighborCroii . The wife admitted that Henry D- * been trying to flirt with the girl , kamah other evidence induced the boar ; Heel ! o believe she was merely Jealous nnd ot nn Insane woman. She was dls- barged , and Henry told to bolmvo Imsolf. This is Mrs. Rock's third latrlmonlal venture , begun last fall. Used Kerosene ; Is Badly Burned. Trying to Ilro up a traction engine 1th kerosene , C. Bohno , living on 'ark ' avenue , was severely burned bout the hands , neck nnd face last Ight at the E , A. Bullock machine hops. Dr. Verges , who dressed the inn's burns , says that ho Is appar- ntly getting along all right. Bohno , nn employe nt the shops , was ring up n traction engine. The fire vns not burning as rapidly ns he ked , so ho tossed kerosene Into the lame. Naturally the kerosene explod- d. d.Tho The man's hands are burned badly , nd the flesh ubout his face nnd neck s cooked. His hair was burned off. WEDNESDAY WRINKLES , C. H. Groesbeck arrived from Den- or. John Boehnlco went to Madison to- dny- Charles Dudley wont to Omaha yes i G. T. Sprecher was In Madison yes- erday. James McGinnis of Madison was In he city. Mrs. A. C. F. Schulc returned from Crelghton. M. Nichols of Foster is in the city on business. Mrs. August Steffen nnd son of Bat- , le Creek are visiting friends in Noryu folk. W. II. Butterfield returned from his ranch nt Wausa today. A. Koyen went to Council Bluffs yesterday on a business trip. B. W. Loucks of Oregon is visiting with his brother , E. L. Loucks. Miss Grace Carrick of Columbus Is n the city visiting with friends. Mrs. H. E. Gerecke of Fremont is visiting with relatives in Norfolk. E. F. Schulc and family left for a six weeks' visit at Wanawalk , Wls. Mr. and Mrs. J. B , Maylard returned from their Pacific coast trip at noon. Mrs. Frank Pearce of Diller was here visiting with friends yesterday. Leon Hnrdenbrook of Chicago Is vis- ting here in the home of Mrs. M. Dick. Miss Alice Pollock of Hartlngton is here visiting with Miss Margaret Ham- Iton. Iton.Mr. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Moody ol Walker , la. , are visiting at the home of W. H. Clark. Mr. and Mrs. J. Wineberger of Colorado are hero visiting with the Romine family. C. R. Allen of Durant , Okla. , who ias been ill here since Monday , is somewhat better. Mrs. G. A. Joy of Oak Park , 111. , is iere for a week's visit with her sister , Mrs. A. L. Kllllan. , Herbert M. Hauptli is being em ployed nt the postofllce for the sum' mer vacation relief. W. L. McAllister and George Fletch , county treasurer at Neligh , were - the city on business. Mrs. William Carrablne of Grand Junction , Colo. , is visiting here with icr brother , Frank Carrick. Mrs. J. A. Kelleher and her daugh' ' er , Miss Anna Kelleher. have re turned from a trip to Sioux City. Mr and Mrs. Ed Klllian , who had been visiting their brother , A. L. Kill- an. left 1 for their home in Wahoo.or } Mrs. Catherine Little of Chicago has taker a position in the ladies' wear de- partment at the A. L. Klllian store. for R. W. Mills , Miss Lena Mills and Mrs. M. C. Mills leave for Brooklyn . , where they will spend the summer. ; fr Mrs. E. A. Bullock returned yester- " from J Chicago. Mr. Bullock is excarrl pecte home the latter part of this week folk Mrs. Bertha Bndrcs has returned man from a visit at Butte City , Mont. Mrs tion Entires has no intention of leaving Norfolk , as had been reported among of her friends. Dr C. S. Parker leaves tomorrow the Old Point Comfort , Va. , for a va cation. ) He will return the latter part ter August. He goes as Nebraska's delegate to the national convention of dental examining boards. George Davenport of Madison , who recently returned from Rochester Minn , where he had an operation per ed formed on his arm , left Madison again yesterday for Rochester for treatment J. Horiskey received a letter from man hospital authorities in Washing , D. C. , stating that his son , Joe until Horiskey , Jr. , had been seized will 7:45 : convulsions and that he might die at moment. i Frank Kayl has returned from Camp Poynter , where ho wont with company N. N. G. He says the boys wll camp Thursday. Ben Hull o ; Norfolk Is one of the militiamen on sums sick list. Among those who attended the re publican convention from Madison fiscal county were : M. D. Tyler , Bur < , Jack Koenigsteln , C. S. Smith L. Dowllng , George N. Beels and S Blackman. August Zlemer of Has was with the Madison delegation George Losey of Battle Creek attended democratic convention. Deputy Game Warden J. B. Donovan Madison was in Norfolk yesterday business. County Superintendent Frank Pllger Pierce spent yesterday in Norfolk loft for Wayne where he will nt the wedding of his sister , Miss Pllger. Poll Among the day's out-of-town visitors Norfolk were : Robt. Nettleton Hoskins ; John Osurind , Burke ; Niels Jacobson , Pllger ; Andrew Knudsen < ; Chas. Slama , Wuhoo ; D. H Carstens , Hoskins ; Herman Wilkor Hoskins \ ; L. S. Llttlobrldgo , ' Burke Hoagknd , Pierce ; J. R. Zimmer Croighton ; Garry Beaver , Ewlng ; L Phlpper , Tokamah ; M. Buns , Te ! ; L. A. Sobers , Bntte ; C. C , Plalnvlow ; Mr. and Mrs. L. S Kelly , Stnnton ; L. C. Stevens , Dallas ; Homo Hill , Bonestool ; E. P. Vnnklrk , Brunswlclc ; James W. Mynnn , Madi son ; C. < F. Haul , Madison. Born , to Mr. and Mrs. n. D. James , n son The daughter of Peter Schmeer is eriously ill with appendicitis. For lack of n quorum there was no neetlng of the city council last night , A. mooting will bo held tonight at 7:45 : 'cloc . Ton Corwlne , imitator of any old hlng from n torn cat to a calliope or n rive tug , has been added to the pro gram of the Norfolk chautauqun Aug ust 7-15. Ho will appear on Thursday. C. L I , Gore , who will act as business manager of the chautauqun , is expect- d to arrive today. Any persons do- Irlng } tents or tent sites , nnd those wanting ) concessions , will drop n card .o him , "General Delivery. " Tom Morris , a commercial traveler representing the Consolidated Fuel & Coal Co. , Is looking for n dwelling In Norfolk , preparatory to removing from Fremont. Fifteen years ago Mr. Morris ri8 was a miller at the Norfolk roller mills. The f Ladies Aid society of the First Congregational church will meet with IMrS Mary Mathewson * Thursday after noon at 3:30 : o'clock. There Is import ant business to transact concerning ; ho repairs of the church. All mem bers are requested to be present. Six business men representing the Commercial . . . , club are canvassing Nor folk ; for a subscription for good toads. . Bvery . day from now on the campaign for the ] good roads will be carried on by.the Commercial club , nnd a largo subscription is expected. Although there Is already a little money subscribed _ . _ _ . V,7 AlVUVf * * AUtVJ JU&- .ll * II. _ . . _ i _ _ . _ scribed - rrt 1 J. 1 i it is scrlu , not sufficient , nnd to car ry a road building campaign through , more money will be needed. Council Sets Aside Money. The city council met last night and passed the annual appropriation bill , setting aside $37,280 in various funds for the purpose of operating the city government during the coming year. A total of GO mills was levied against taxable property in the city to provide this fund. The council also passed a new ordinance fixing the first 1 IJtist Third Mondays of each month as the' , [ ' time for regular meetings. I City Engineer Brown stated that the new Norfolk avenue sewer will provide an eight-foot deep cut and that cellars not more than seven feet below the ' ground will be drained satisfactorily by the new sewer. The question as to whether or not t Mr. Baldwin could have a tree In the middle of the sidewalk was discussed [ ' . and It was the sense of the council I ( that the tree be removed. Council Proceedings. Council met in regular session at 9:50 : p. m. , Mayor Friday presiding. Present , Blakeman , Winter , Coleman , Fischer , Dolln , Hibben. Absent , Cra ven and Fuesler. Moved by Coleninn , seconded by an Fischer , that bonds . liui null UU1IUB of Guy Smith for , | „ water main contract and sewer jThe tricts No. 10 , 11 and 12 , be accepted i J and certified checks be returned. Carnorn ried. I ried.Or Ordinance No. 337 , the annual appro- I : the ' priatlon bill , and ordinance No. 338 j' ' were passed under suspension of the' , ' . rules . . I Pt M. Barrett appeared and asked , or the | concession for the race meetnur Ing. Moved by Dolin , seconded by | Fischer that the request of Mr. Barrett i Mrg or concessions during the races be 1 granted. Carried. . ' 'West Moved by Hibben , seconded by Wintlm I that It is time , the sense of the council that tree of Mr. Baldwin be removed. Carried- east A petition for sewer on West Noroccur avenue was read. Moved by ColeMr. , seconded by Dolin , that the petl- | , and be granted. Carried. j jn jln A petition for sidewalk on South with Eighth street was read. Moved by j Blakeman , seconded by Winter , that t est request be granted. Carried. here Moved by Dolin , seconded by Win- and , that the covering of the water ntlvei across Corporation gulch bo reF. ferred to the public works committee. Verdi Carried. Moved by Blakeman , seconded by Winter , that the city clerk be Instruct to advertise for bids on sewer dls- Late tricts Nos. 13 and 14. Carried. Moved by Winter , seconded by ColeTn , that the special meeting of the the council called for July 28 be adjourned 1 ten Monday evening , August 2 , at descr p. m. Carried. ' . the The council adjourned at 12:20 : a.m.forme Ordinance No. 337. \ / Inf/t An ordinance known ns the annual 1 i posse appropriation bill , appropriating such impel of money deemed necessary to' ' " > ' . defray all necessary expenses and - | ( abilities of the city for the ensuing' ' frln' year. Appropriation for each 3 j ( I honors life ' person lution 1 er , less saw vised of the his have there longer ( tive away. called one He that they eyesight that but with a his 0 last of a slona 4,000.00 Public library 1,000.00 Sec. 2. That the following levy bo mndo upon the tnxnblo property of said city of Norfolk , Nebraska , for the salt ! year and for the following pur- > osos , to-wlt : General fund 15 mills Street light fund E mills Interest fund 7 mills Sinking fund 10 mills Water fund 5W mills Library fund .l-Ti mills Police fund G mills I'Mro department fund G mills Per Corporation gulch R mills Sec. 3. This ordinance to take cf- feet and bo in force from nnd after its passage , approval and publication as required by law. Passed and approved this 28th day of July. 1909. Attest : J. Friday , Ed Hnrter , Mayor. City Clerk. Ordinance No. 338. An ordinance llxing the time nnd place of holding regular and special meetings of the city council of the city of Norfolk , Nebraska. Be It ordained , by the mayor nnd council of the city of Norfolk , Nobrns- ka : Section 1 , That the regular meet ings of the city council of the city of Norfolk , Nebraska , shall bo held on the first and third Mondays of each month hereafter. And that special meetings shall be held at such time as ordered by call of the mayor In manner pro vlded by law. Sec 2. That the place of holding regular and special meetings of the council of the city of Norfolk , Nebras fCfl | shall ! be at the council room in the city hall In said city. Section 3. This ordinance to take effect and be in force from nnd after its passage , approval and publication ns required by law. Passed and approved this 28th day of July , 1909. Attest : J. Friday , Ed Harter , Mayor. City Clerk. Battle Creek News. The Ladies Aid society of the Bap- church will give an ice cream so- cial | at the church lawn Saturday even- bufidl ine- The proceeds will be used for building a cement sidewalk on the north side of the property. - Col. T. D. Preece will go to Cody Friday , where he will cry a large horse 'and cattle sale Saturday. Henry Burch was here Friday on business from Madison. Mr. and Mrs. Otto Beltz of Osmond stopped here Friday on their way to .Lindsay , where they will visit at the home of his brother. J. E. Cordry and of son were visiting relatives at Norfolk Sunday. as Mrs. Win. Seiffert was in Battle Creek Sunday from Stanton visiting relatives. ° Rev. R. Uhlmann and family arrived here Monday from Westgate , la. , for extended visit with Mrs. Uhlmann's parents . , Rev. and Mrs. J. Hoffman. e young minister will occupy the pulpit ( at the Lutheran church Sunday morning. A1 little daughter was welcomed at 'le home of Mr. and Mrs. Herman on Kurpgewelt July 18. Last Saturday it you was noticed that Itnere is quite a fine looking bunch ol democrats left. The ( German Frauenvereln will Just meet Thursday afternoon at the home of . Balser Werner. Fritz i Fillmer and Gottlieb Boldt of \yeat Point were visiting here the hitter part of last week with their old friend , L. B. Baker , and others. Wn . Klein bought John Linde mann's 160-acre farm , five miles south girl of town , for $8,550. The place is a occupied now by Gustav Warnke. New Mr. nnd Mrs. Relmer Hintz and Mr. Mrs. 1 S. Paulson of Neligh visited of bon Battle Creek Monday and Tuesday relatives. Mn B. Langhoop and three young- thorn children of Hartlngton are visiting crop this week with her parents , Mr. threa Mrs. ] M. Warnke , and other rei coral atlves. F. C. I Meincke Is here this wcok from T. Verdigre on business. Audu JOHN Knox ROBINSON'S PHILOSOPHY. sever Congressman From Third Disto trlct Showed Real Bravery. The < teach following article appearing in scboa Western Medical Review was writ- by ' Dr. J. H. Mackuy of Norfolk and 000 cd describes the scene at the deathbed of this late John S. Robinson of Madison , e'd formerly congressman from the Third district of Nebraska : era Whatever ' ' may bo our views regard the , future life , few In persons in full house possession of their faculties can face impending dissolution with equanlm- In - The aged may philosophically birds welcome death , weary of a life of suf- are ' . Not so with persons in middle the surrounded ! by family and friends bo nnd emoluments. The bravest work In the face of Impending disso long ever seen or known by the writ On was n man In the forties , once a Engli member of the national house of rep resentatives , who was stricken with izcd perforatlve appendicitis and died In Illinois. than three days. A noted surgeon show him , declined to operate , and ad habit Ice bags. Some hours later one bird the medical attendants came into schools room and the patient , holding out tloua hand , said : "Well , doctor , we Ucsl fought the battle and lost. Is "W need of keeping this Ice on ? " On to ta being told in the nega ho said : "Nurse , take this ice which . " His family and friends were William to his bedside and he gave each sociation goodbye with a shake of the hand. York noted his symptoms nnd remarked great his fingers were getting cold , that dren felt numb , nnd finally said his their was getting dim , told his wife taught he could not see her any more , will could feel her hand , and presently a gurgle expired. Not a tear , not tlons word of regret , hardly a tremor In presc voice as he said the words of the vital farewell. Ho had lived the life we b philosopher , and he died as one. to Its Muit Keep th * Curtain * Up. "In London It Is strictly against the ! law for the driver of any public con- I veynncc to nllow the curtains of his vehicle , to be " purTonicl pulled down , snld n man who has visited the English metropolis. "By day or night the windows of oabs , hansoms , carriages , or what not , wheth er drawn by horses or propelled by electric power , must be so open to public Insertion ns to nllow n plain view of those occupying the Interior. A closed rig wouldn't get n block ho- fore n London bobby would nnb its driver nnd halo him to n magistrate's olllco , where ho would get no mercy. The j law is based on the theory that closed vehicles lend themselves easily to the commission of robbery or niur- der nnd that they may nlso assist a criminal to mnko his escape. " Balti more American. The Gorgon * . The Gorgons were creatures of Greek mythology ' , mentioned iTy Homer and Euripides . us being of peculiarly abhor rent aspect. Their hair was composed of serpents , their bodies covered wltL scales : and girdled with reptiles with heads erect , vibrating their tongues threateningly ! , while the hands of the Gorgons , adorned with sharp tiiloiiH , were of brass. The gaze of the mon stcrs was deadly , nil ujton whom they fixed their eyes being turned to stone. One of i the three terrible sisters was conquered and beheaded by Perseus , nnd as he took lllght In the air on route for Ethiopia , holding the severed heiul in his hands , the drops of blood which fell from i it became serpents , which ever after i infested the sands of Lybla New York Ti-legrnm. Avoided the Conventional. "It Is a wonderful story , " says the publisher to the new author , whose manuscript has Just been accepted "but you have failed In one Important feature. You do not describe the way the heroine was dressed when the hero first met her. You'd better write In n paragraph about bur clothes , but try to avoid the conventional. " The ingenious author , knowing the sameness of costume descriptions ii the best sellers nnd also knowing how to make an appeal to the feminine heart , wrote : "Ilelol.qp floated toward him garlxx In a $000 dreiis. a $250 hat , with a $03.75 mantilla over a $375 lace coat.1 --Chicago Post. A German Memorial to Napoleon. It will come as iiews to most persons that there exists In Germany a mono- . mcnt to NapoU-on I. This curiosity Is to be found about eleven miles from After , in the grand duchy of Hesse. " The monument Is situated near the Vorholz hunting lodge , at the summit a wooded hill , and the spot Is known Napoleon's : garden. It Is a dwarfed pyramid of three sides , rather moro than three feet in length. Upon it stands the Inscription , In Latin , French and German , showing that It commenv by orate ; the marriage of Napoleon 1. to of Marie support"A trla. on i April 1 , 1810. London Globe. Went Papa One Better. "I love yjj very much , papa , " said flve.voiiroldVllllo ns he crawled up Onh father's knee. OnhA "And , I lore you. too , Willie , when are pood. " replied the father. "But. papa. " continued the little fel tow not to be outdone , "I love yon of the 1 same , even when you ain't no good. " his CHILDREN AS ALLIES OF BIRDS and In Audubon Societies' National Move ment For Crop Guards' Protection and To enlist every American boy nnd in I an army to guard the bird re a sources of the country is the object of campaign that has been begun In he York city. Under the direction see the National Association of Audu Societies ! It is planned to try to reach all the 20,000,000 school children scattered over the continent and align on the side of the feathered guards whose butchery Is now threatening the agricultural wealth of man coming generations. To muster the children of the south Gilbert Pearson , secretary of the Audubon association , has gone to Knoxville , where he will lecture to vey several thousand teachers nt tholr derct summer school on the relation of birds toucl agriculture and the best methods of man teaching this important subject In schools. With an endowment of $100 , car , which , It is hoped , may be obtain pearc from the Peabody fund next fall , you branch 1 of education will be push- to nnd extended throughout the southns " states. . . „ Th boys of Cincinnati are enlisted "If a movement of building 1,200 up for the birds that need shelter dor. the parks. Instead of robbing ' nests of their eggs these boys _ interested i in making nnd placing . In . shelters In trees , where they will girl patronized by native flocks. Such book has been done in Germany for a Hon. time i with good results. mcnti nntl-c the Pacific coast nnd in New ter England the children are to bo organ tuallt tunlity , and also In New York state nnd insult . Thousands of pamphlets cnnot showing the children the uses and The of more than sixty American up species have been distributed In for over the the country by Na atone. Association of Audubon Socle clear in the last year. to must depend on the youngsters very take up this battle for the birds of we have waged for years , " said Then Dutcher , president of the as istrate , at its headquarters in New " the other day. "Besides the dence sentimental interest which chll- one tn.ke in the feathered songsters of fan homo country , they must be pheming to realize that their native land ended become barren In a few genera , If the insect eating birds are not When preserved and increased. This Is a work of national education , and be good hope to rally thousands of parents the 8' active support" will A FAITHFUL PORTER. Ha Trltd to Follow Order * H * Un * deritood Them , The major dropped Into his club In London one night with three plrcos of courtplnster on his nose nnd an cyo In half mourning and was vainly Impor tuned to dlvulgu the caune. Ho de clined all confidences , but one friend , to * whom ' , In n weak moment , ho related the * circumstances under \ \ hlch ho had horo5clv his rears , told nil nbout It after . the major's departure. It appears that bo wan stopping at nn out-of-town hotel where n brawny farmer's son had bocn engaged wltb no . experience In hotel work , but with n frame capable of caring for hta mas ter's property during the small hours nnd with n profound ncnso of duty M well , The weather wan cold , nnd tha major asked the landlord to have n fire mndo in his room nt 0:30 : the next morning. As is customary , a Rlnto was hung In the hallway containing direct for the night porter regard Ing the time guests wore to bo culled to catch early trains , etc. , so the land lord wrote upon the slate : "Fire 40 nt 0:30. : " Next morning the major was nwnk- cned by n loud knock at his door. He shoutnd "Come In , " for it was 0:80 : , and the t porter entered. "You're to git out , " lie said briefly. "What do you mean ? " asked tha major testily. "I'll show you phwhnt I mane , " re marked Pat , "If you don't git mighty quick I've orders to fire you out nt 0:30 : , nnd out ye go. " "What kind of n fool are you any way ? " shouted tbo major , sitting up In bed. "I am nil kinds , " responded the per ter "but I obey ordrrs Just the same , and out you go. " Suiting the action to his words , ha grabbed the major by the neck nnd hauled him out Into the middle of the room "Now drlss yourself , " onld Pnt , "and drifts quick or Ol'll throw yon out ai ye nre. " The major began to storm nnd used language ) not to bo repeated , where upon the exasperated and honest porter ter s upon bis victim snd shot him into i the hall like n bundle of rags. The major's clothes , traveling bogs , rugs , etc. , followed. "Now ( , " enld Pnt , "If ye don't driss In folve minutes out ye go In the strati ns ye were bornP' And out the major would have gone , but . the landlord , disturbed by the noise , came and rescued him from his formidable , persecutor. And that was the result of Pot's interpretation of "Fire 40 nt 0:30. : " Be Cheerful. Always be cheerful , because It pro motes the health by exhilarating the physical functions , by stimulating the process of respiration , by oxygenizing the blood , by Improving nutrition and causing the mind to feel confident success. Charge your mind with feelings of happiness , success. Joy nnd cheer Remember that the pathway of the soul is not a steady ascent , but a hilly ' and broken one , nnd do not be come . pessimistic , for the pesulmlst poisons his very blood nnd darkens the horizon . of the sun of Joy. Health Rec ord. i JP Sympathy. In nn emergency the manufacturer Llmburger cheese was forced to use strategy with n shipment. Ordinarily product went In special caret , but this Instance no car was available , the order must be filled. Two hundred pounds of the fragrant cumcs- tlblo was put In n rough , oblong box taken to the railroad bnggngo room. Then the manufacturer bought ticket for himself and the boi and entered the train. At the first stop went ahead to the baggage cur to that there was no trouble. He stood by the box In n disconsolate at titude nnd shaded his eyes with his hand. The baggageman was sympn- thetlc. "A relative ? " he nsked. "Yes , " answered the manufacturer ; "It Is my brother. " "Well , " said the railroad philosophically , "you have one consolation. He's dead , all right. " Cheating the Lester Evil. The ( proverbial wit of the Irish Jar- is I oftentimes mixed with nn un dercurrent of stern reality that is as touching ns It Is eloquent. A gentle driving through Sackvlllc street , Dublin : , the other day on an outside commented on the wretched ap pearance of the horse. Said he , "Pat , ought to bo taken up for cruelty animals , driving such an old screw , that. " * " "Be gor , sur , " was the quick reply , j I didn't dhrlvo that , I'd be taken for cruelty to a wlfo and six chll- " St James' Gazette. The Sinner's Progren. narrating a story of n naughty and an English magistrate In bin , "Old nnd Odd Memories , " the . Lionel A. Tollemacho supple It with that famous example of nntl-cllmnx , the rebuke of a head mas to < youthful Etonians for unpunc- nt chapel , "Your conduct is nn to the Almighty nnd keeps the waiting. " young girl mentioned wns had before the magistrate by n farmer killing one of his ducks with n . The case against her was quite , but It was thought worth whllo call witnesses to prove that she was naughty Indeed and In the habit using bad language. , in solemn accents , the mag addressed her : "Little girl , you have heard * the evi ngalnst you , and yon eee bow thing leads to another. You bo- S by cursing and swearing and bias- \ , your Maker , and you bava A by throwing a stone at a duck. " all local merchants come to advertisers , the occupation of sheriff ' , In certain of Us phases , be gone.