Tilt : NUUOLR WEEKLY NEWS-JOURNAL FK1DAV 16 JULY 1909 Telephone War nt West Point. West I'onlt , Neb. , July 18. Special to The NQWH : West Point IH In the tlirous of a telephone light. At the last mooting of thu city council an ordinance was Introduced to repeal the ono granting a franchise to the Cumlng County Independent Tel ephone company. The franchlso sought to bo withdrawn was granted by the council some two and a half yearn ago , but nothing wan ever done on the part of the company to make UHO of It or to establish any kind of a telephone connection with West Point. Last Month , at a mee.tlng of thu Indo- ponilont company , this franchise was sold to a Mr. Johnson of Sioux City , representing the New State Telephone company , for the low sum of $50. At tempts were then made to Induce the cltlxoiiB to subscribe for enough tele phones to warrant the building of an Independent telephone line to the city , but the matter failed. The result has been the Introduction of an ordinance to kill the franchise. Its supporters tak ing the ground that by non-use and non-acceptance of the franchlso It has become Invalid. The ordinance comes up for third reading at the next coun cil meeting. Lightning Sounds Fire Alarm. Stanton , Neb. , July 12. About one month ago the city had attached to the lire boll an automatic apparatus by which the boll can be rung In case of lire. During a severe electrical storm , the boll began to ring. All the men were at the ( Ire house , but no one knew whore the lire was or why the bell was rung. It looked mysterious for awhile , but It was learned later that the cells had gotten damp through a leak , which made a short circuit and caused the ringing. MADISON WANTS SEWERAGE. Question Is Being Agitated at Present Time County Seat News. Madison , Neb. , July 12. Special to The News : The sewerage proposition is agitating the minds of the citizens of Madison at present. A beautiful lit tle city of luxuriant shade a nd acres of blue grass lawns , already possessing nearly all the public improvements and utilities of a modern city , charmingly located naturally to make easy and successful a sewerage system at rea sonable cost , not by any means beyond the reach of the city's finances ; yet Madison Is without a sewerage system , which would mean so much to the san itary conditions of the homes , business places and public buildings. SALOON LAW AFFECTS SCHOOLS. West Point Board of Education Dis cusses Probable Result. West Point , Neb. , July 12. Special to The News : At the last meeting of the school board educational finances were .discussed. It Is estimated that n levy of 15 mills tax will be required for the coming year for school pur poses. A problem confronting the board is the estimated revenue from saloon licenses for next year , a feelIng - Ing prevailing that the restrictions now imposed upon saloon keepers will result In a decrease of the number of licenses applied for next year. The present salary list of the board Is as \ follows : Professor Campbell , super intendent , $1,400 ; Irene Hull , $720 ; Beth Huston , ? CiO ; ; Ilema Holmes , $ r > Sr > ; L. W. Fulton , ? G75 ; Margaret Wray , ? 540 ; Margaret Gallagher , $495 ; Marln Chambers , $482 ; Emma Matzen , $472 ; Leona Wlchert , $150 ; Blanche Shearer , $472 ; Nellie Wilson , $540 ; Fern > Solomon , $105 ; Professor Heeso Solomon , $270 ; janltor.s salary , $4SO. Total $6GC7.00. Cudahy Builds on Douglas. Omaha. July 12. K. A. Cudahy 1ms announced that work will be begun at once on the construction of a ten- story building on the Grossman corner at Seventeenth and Douglas streets , at a cost of $500.000. LOOKS DARK FOR VICTOR Evidence Against Accused Man Ac cumulating. Aberdeen , S. D. , July 12. The wol of evidence against Emll Victor , the accused quadruple murderer , Is stead' lly growing and the prisoner is losing the air of indifference which has char nctorlzed his behavior since his ar rest. rest.J. J. G. Rounds , merchant at Conde , states that some tlmo before the mur der n man ho believes to have been Victor , tried to trade him n 41 caliber for n smaller weapon. He would not trade because of the odd size car trldges used In the man's weapon , II was with a 41 caliber gun that the members of the Christie family and Michael Ronayne were shot. Victor has asked the state's attorney to write relatives in East Aurora , N Y. , to come to his aid. The preliminary examination of Vic tor will take place today. The state's attorney and the sheriff's ofllco arc devoting their energies to nccumulat Ing evidence against the prisoner , and have succeeded in securing witnesses who will testify to having seen Vlctoi nt Rudolph the evening before the crime , although ho had been nwaj from there for a few days before. Vic tor asserts that his parents reside al East Aurora , N. Y. . contradicting n statement previously made to the of feet that his father is a larco dry goods merchant nt Buffalo , N. Y. Million Loss at Sioux City. Sioux City , July 12. Little Perrj creek , which suddenly overflowed Its banks , causing a loss estimated al from $500,000 to $1,000,000 , has re turned to its channel. Many of the 600 families which were driven from their homes wll not be able to return to them for several eral days. In thu wldo area comprising the flooded 'district many houses have been washed from their foundations by the waters In the residence dis trict , but the heaviest loss Is In thu business and wholesale districts , Hocnnso of thu flooding of the pow er plant of the Sioux City Service company , the electric car service of the city Is Htlll completely tied up. Many factories , which depend on the company for power , closed down. The west side of the city is without gas , caused by breaking of the mains , and thousunds who use gas for light and fuel will be greatly Incon venienced for several days. The Main street pumping station was forced out of commission , the pumping pit being lilted with water The water supply Is being furnished from the Isabella street station. The situation would bo extremely danger ous In case of a serious lire , as the water pressure IH seriously Impaired. Barney Conlln lost his life while assisting In removing obstructions at the West Third street bridge. At Standstill at Kansas City. Kansas City , Mo. , July 12. With the main line of the Missouri Pacific rail way between Kansas City and St. Louis congested because of thegreat , num ber of trains of other railroads detoured - toured over It In an effort to reach Chicago , railroad tralllc between Kan sas City and Chicago today was prac tically at n standstill. The Atchlson , Topeka and Santa Ke road has annulled all of Its Chicago morning trains and the Burlington and Rock Island olflclals were making , no promises to Chicago passengers as to arrival time In the lake city . The two latter roads were detouring via St. Louis. Western trains were running on schedule time. Local flood conditions were nt n standstill today. The Kansas river stood at 23 feet , a rise of but .1 of an inch since yesterday. The Missouri river reading was 2G.2 feet , which was 2 Inches higher than last night. St. Louis Sees Flood Coming. ' St. Louis , July 12. With the Mis sissippi river gauge reading 31.9 feet at 9 o'clock this morning , the govern rnent weather bureau predicted 33.5 i feet for tomorrow and 34 feet for Wednesday. The water backed into the buildings along the levee , but no great damage was done. Across the river on the Illinois side the .lowlands ( were flooded and the rise Wednesday will destroy property. FRIBBLES OF FASHION. Paris Says No Buttons on Gowns. Something New In Jewelry. In Paris they are using no buttons on gowns , and very little fringe Is seen The aim among Parisian tailbra seems to be long straight lines with an absence of buttons and any trimming whatever. Among the new brooches arc tiny straw hats of finely woven gold , with CHILD'S UUIBS WITH KNICKEKBOCKEKS. wreaths of enamel daisies or seed pearl flowers. Earrings , brooch and necklace matching In color make a pleasant ensemble. Such a simple little dress us this one Is In demand at all seasons , but espe cially so at this time , when washable materials are used. The body portion and the skirt nre cut In ono , simply held In place by means of n bolt , and consequently laundering is nn easy matter , while at the same time the dress Is a becoming and attractive model. JUDIO CHOLLET. Shoes of Bronze For Women. Mrs. Arthur Scott Burden has given society something new to talk about with her bronze shoes and slippers. II Is n time for the unusual In footwear The suede shoo already is mostly a matter of history , and there has been nothing fit to match tbo bronze BUM which Mrs. Burden wears both after noon and evening. The effect Is not ns startling as might be expected. In fact , the bronze shoe has ono advan tage In giving a small effect to the feet , and the color shades tastefull ; ? "with certain bright gowns. There Is no doubt that as a result of Mrs. Bur den's example bronze shoes will be worn In the near future by many wo men. The Plain Part of It "Did the young man they caught In fraudulent transactions peculate very much ? ' "I donno about that , but ho stele a lot" Baltimore American. What Commemoration ot the Historic Battle Moans. OF GREAT NATIONAL INTEREST Wldo Scope of the Conflict's Influence on a Great Nation Graphic Picture of the Battlefield as It Was In 1775. Historical Landmark That Has Been Preserved to Posterity by Women. Sooner or later every stranger who vlsltn Boston Invariably announces , "I must see Bunker IIill. " June 17 IH the Ideal day to gratify that wlsn. To cor rectly entertain any guests a supply of luscious chicken and ham sandwiches should be taken , with plenty of pic kles and a few pieces of pie. for Charlestown accent on the "town , " and pronounce It clearly , please Is within thu "plu belL" Wo climb the stateJy pllu on Bunker 11111. attend thu exorcises held by some historical asso ciation , llsteB to the strains of that old ode RUtm at the dedication of the mon ument In 1843 , when Daniel Webster delivered his famqufl oratlou ; behold the i ira < le swivp In majesty about"the foot of the historic pile and watch the sun Hash In golden gleams on the ro- nowneO "S'vd of Bunker IIUL" Like many another historical landmark that otherwise would have boon obliterated. Bunker II1I1 1ms been preserved to pos terity by the devotion of women. Where today are well kept turf , a stately monument and Joyous sight seers. In 1773 a bare summit scarred by cannon shot , a raw , lialf sodded flcldworks and low redoubt overlook ed the burning churcheg and houses of Charlestown. Beyond from the Charles river the British men-of-war Joined the land batteries on the farther bank In the unceasing thunder of artillery , hurling death upon the men of Massa chusetts Bay , Vermont and Connecti cut. cut.Duo Duo north to the very verge of the Mystic ran a weak breastwork across pasture lands and meadows , with here and there an orchard n-bloom.wlth the delicate pink and white of apple , pear , cherry and quince , fields of yellow hearted , white petalod daisies swaying In the vortex of cannon shot and the mad rush of furious charges. Anon the orchards were full of red- coated , white galtered Infantry , the snow white daisies were marred by great splashes of life blood and the pastures strewn with patches of scar let where soldiers In their gay uniforms had fallen to rise no more. To the left n half score of brass howitzers , posted amid brick kilns and clay pits , sought to euQlade and sweep away the Baymen who kept the hllL Farmers , sailors , fishermen , trades men , clad In everyday garb , armed with their homely weapons of the chase , with scarcely n flag to flght un der , suffering hunger , thirst and weari ness under the broiling sun. coolly train ed across tie Bunker Hill breastwork the long , rusty rubes which had al ready heaped windrows of dead and dying men upon the fields below where the new mown hay still lay drying. The British lines continued to charge. "Don't fire until you sec the whites of their eyes ! " The word passed along the line of set faces and leveled guns. A moment later hoarse cries , "Fire , fire ! " rang out A crash of triple vol leys and the rattle of deadly file firing followed. The powder failed. The pro vincials broke away , pursued by Pit- cairn's marines. For the moment our fathers' hope of victory was over. Yes. visit Bunker nilL Look upon a monument erected to cherish the memory of a defeat that brought suc cess , for victory crowned the vanquish ed that day. The day sot apart to commemorate the battle of Bunker mil Is exclusively a Charlestown holi day , but far wider than Boston's "trl- mountains" spreads tbo spirit of Bun ker mil throughout u grent nation christened on that day in the rod blood of American freemen. Joe Mitchell Chappie In National Magazine * " zine For Juno. * Old Time Gas The price of gas In the early part of the last century Is shown by a sched ule of charges Issued by the Liverpool Gaslight company In the year 1817. Instead of so much per cubic foot beIng - Ing levied each Individual burner was charged for , and the price varied ac cording to the hour at which the light was to be extinguished. Thus for using ono No. 1 Argand burner up till 8 p. m. 3 per annum had to be paid. For the right to keep It alight until 0 3 18s. was the figure , while those roistering blades who sat up till 10 , 11 or 12 had to disburse 4 10s. . 5 12s. and 0 8s. respectively. Imagine the gas bill at i house where ten or twelve burners are flaring away until the small hours if such a method of taxa tion were In force nowadays ! Liver pool Post Insincerity. "Our civilization demands a greater or less degree of mendacity , " remark ed the abstruse person. "We arc con stantly encountering BOtno empty phrase , some conventional remark , which Is absolutely devoid of sincer ity. " "That's right" answered the book agent "That's perfectly true , I am reminded of it every time I walk up to the front step where there Is a door mat vlth the word 'welcome. ' on It" Washington Star. The Right Word. "Why do yon speak of him as a fin ished artlstr "Because he told me ho was utterly discouraged and was going to quit the profession. If that doesn't show that he's finished I don't know what does. " Chicago Post Money may not bo able to buy hap piness , but It can buy off a great deal of unhapplness. Lyndon. TOWN OF GOLD BRICKS. ' Wealth Found In the Wall * of Mexl- can Ad-bo Houses. There nre many remarkable town * In Mexico , but none mure InterestIng - Ing tlmn Guanajuato , "the lilll of tlio frog. " It might more properly be called the "gold brick town , " for the houses hnvo been found to contain much gold. This IH a curious situation , but It cnmu nbout naturally. Guanajuato pronounced Wnh-nah-wnhto Is one of the oldest mining towns In Mexico , but the value of the place as a town was discovered when a railroad company decided to bnlld a station there. It was found necessary to tear down about I00 ! ndobu buildings , which were made of the refuse of various mines after the ore was extracted. When It became known that the old adobe buildings would be torn down pieces taken at random were assayed. It was found that because of the old process , which left much gold and sil ver , they assayed from $3 to $2J a ton. The menu value was estimated to run about $8 gold a ton. The old buildings have brought about J30.000 Mexican , i.i gold , and persona who have built since the new machin ery has been Installed In the mines are bemoaning the fact that the new houses do not contain as much gold as the old. Scientific American. USE OF PILLOWS. A Habit That Is Unnecessary and at Times May Be Harmful. "Pillows are little more than a fad and u rather harmful ono at that , " said a Germnntowu doctor. "They should , Indeed , only be used by those who sleep on their sides , as they are really Injurious to others. When you Bleep on your side your shoulder pre vents your head from lying level on the bed , and pillows are useful to raise the head to this level. "The natural and most healthful po sition for the ordinary person in sleepIng - Ing Is for one's head to be kept per fectly even. Just as It would be stand Ing up. Now , for the one who lies OP his back while sleeping no pillow It needed to keep the head In this pos ) Uon , and yet 09 per cent of the per Eons who sleep on their backs use pil lows , while those who sleep on their sides use far more pillow than Is nec essary. "People get used to having their heads and shoulders propped high up and imagine they could not sleep any other way ; but , as n matter of fact , If they would try sleeping with little erne no pillow they would not only find that they would feel better In the morning , but also would actually be more com fortable In bed and sleep much sound er thoughout the night" Philadelphia Record. At the Head. It Is stated in Mr. and Mrs. Pennell'a "Life of James MacNelJl Whistler" In that part which relates to his brief West Point career that the great American painter was not "soldierly in appearance , bearing or habit" Whis tler's horsemanship Is said to have been hardly better than his scholar ship. According to General Webb , It was not wholly unusual for him nt cavalry drill to go sliding over his horse's head. On such occasions Ma jor Sackett. then In command , would call out : "Mr. Whistler , aren't you a little ahead of the squad ? " According to Whistler's version to the Ponnells. Major Sackett's remark was : "Mr. Whistler , I am pleased to see you for once at the head of your class. " She Almost Remembered , t , Little Josephine , aged four , waa In- tenUy studying the pictures in a book and seemed very much Interested In a picture of Charles Dickens. Taking the book to her mother , she Inquired who It was. "That Is Dickens , dear , " said her mother. The picture was wonderfully fasci nating to the little girl , and when her big sister came from college In the evening she ran and got the book , turned to the picture and said : "Sister , see ! This Is a picture of Mr. Darn. " Her sister replied , "No , door , that is Mr. Dickens. " " " " 1 knew It "Well. said Josephine , was some kind of n swear word. " De lineator. Concrete Church. "Colonel , we want a contribution from you to help build a mission church. " "Judge , you know well enough that while I am in sympathy with morality and religion. 1 don't believe in churches In the abstract , and" "Neither do I , colonel. We're going to build this one of concrete. " Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Vengeance. "I wonder nt your allowing His to marry your daughter. I thought you were mortal enemies. " "Thafs Just the reason. Now ho will have my wlfo for his mother-in- law. " Exchange. She Got New One. "Mr. Hornblll Do yon know , flar- ling , I could pick you out of a crowd of women Just by your style ! Mrs , Hornblll I don't wonder , and me with this same old dress for the lasl two years ! Life is a little gleam of time between two eternities. Carlyle. Changed Her Mind. Nearsighted Lady The boy who la trying to tie that tin can to that poor doVs tall ought to be thrashed within an Inch of his life the horrid llttlo brute ! Maid It's your boy , mum. Nearsighted Lady My boy ? Mold- Yes , mum. Nearsighted Lady Tell him It he'll stop I'll glvo him some cake. Christian Advocate. SOP ELLIS ISLAND Career of New Immigration Com missioner at New York. SILENT , BUT KEEPS IN ACTION Held Present Offloo Once Before , Btop- plnn Out Suddenly , In the Roosevelt velt Administration Son of Yale and Mountain Climber , With Good Re form Record. William Williams , the new commis sioner of Immigration for the i > ort of New York , returns to Unit post to complete the work of reorganization and reconstruction l > ogun by him seven years ago after his appointment by former President Roosevelt Then Williams remained less thuu three years In otUeo. resigning abruptly when "housocleanlng" on Kills Island was In full swing. No explanation was forthcoming at Washington , and none could be obtained at that tlmo from the retiring commissioner. Ills action was as unexi > cctPd by his subordinates as by the public , and the day that he left Uic Island every man and woman and boy on Uie govern ment payroll , although many of them had felt the silent man's sharp disci pline , was in live big hall to shake hands and nay goodby. Just to show what they thought of him the employees produced a huge silver loving cup , which cost some thing like $700 , and a tcsUmonlal con taining a picture of Ellis island and 200 autographs. When asked the reason for such a demonstration In honor of n man who had caused the upheaval and disturb ance of time honored customs , one of the men sold. "Every employee on the island knew ho could get a square deal from the commissioner. " Williams' zeal In going to the bottom tom of things In the Immigration bu reau had uncovered much graft and corruption. Then , suddenly , ho stepped down and out Evidently President Taft thinks that this man and his ideas on reform are not so visionary as the advisers of President Roosevelt would have had him believe. Williams was prevailed upon to take up his work again solely upon the grounds that It was a public duty which he could not decline. He did decline nt flrst but the argument of the president finally prevailed , and the quiet man of Ellis Island goes back to that Important station satisfied that this time he will have a free hand In the task before him. A man with Independent means and a comfortable law practice , Williams la under obligation to no one , and every success he has attained since leaving New London , Conn. , the place of his birth , has been won by sheer force of energy and ability. His family put him through tbo pub lic schools and then sent him to Ger many , where for five years he was a student nt the German gymnasium in Wiesbaden , and he entered Yale with the class of ' 84 , being graduated and taking a course In law nt Ilnrvard. He began practice In New York in the fall of 18SS and has been a resident of that city over since. In 1802-3 Williams acted as Junior counsel for Uie United States In the Bering sen arbitration In Paris. Five years later , when war with Spain was declared , he left his law practice and went out as u private with the war troop of Squadron A. His energy and ability were Boon rewarded by promo tion , and he went Into the quarter master's department with the rank of major , taking a troopship to Porto Rico. This was Uie end of his mili tary servlco , typhoid bringing him down and making him an Invalid un til the following year , when he went back to tbo practice of law. President Roosevelt In 1902 asked him to go to Ellis Island , and ho ac cepted. In 1005 he resigned. The president publicly commended him for bis administration. Yale uni versity conferred the honorary degree of master of arts upon him. and bo re tired to private life. Since then bo has practiced law and climbed moun tains , with considerable distinction In both , although the public knows little about cither. As a mountain climber he has scaled the highest peaks In Switzerland , has qualified for and been elected to the English Alpine club and was complet ing plans to tackle some of the highest peaks In eastern Europe when the present situation confronted him. Such , In.brief , Is the career of n man upon whom considerable public atten tion will bo focused In the next four years. No port of entry Into the Unit ed States bears more closely upon the many grave problems arising from the tide of alien races dally breaking against the country's gates. With Williams when ho retired from ofllco wont many who had helped him In sweeping the Island clean , who had Btarted the work of building a larger and more sanitary Immigration sta tion , who had helped In the reorgan ization of the system of handling Ig norant aliens , who had substituted humane nod honest dealings In place of brutal and mercenary transactions that once existed and who had suc ceeded In driving grafters from th eorvica Williams ts not a plodder. Ho acts , and t keeps In action , accepting fall and nnp4eto responsibility tor every thing ho does and demanding obedi ence loyalty and a maximum workIng - Ing ttoe tram every subordinate. No * York No unimportant store ever adver tises Importantly. No Important store should ever advertise unimportantly What tne Professor Wanted. The professor steps Into the barber chair and assumes an attitude of pre meditation. "llalr cut , sir ? " "Please ! " The barber cuts his hair. "Like a shampoo1' "I'm please ! " Ho gets the shampoo. "Shave you , slrV" "Urn ypHl" One shave. "Massage ? " lie nods assent and consetinently IB massaged. The barber removes the towel ; the professor arisen I ml mechanically takes thu profl'ered thock. "What's this ? " "Your check , sir. " "My check ? " "Certainly , sir Imlr cut , shampoo , Minve and massage. " The professor rubs his hand over face and head. "Did I get all that ? " "Surely , sir. " "It's queer very queen most ex traordinarily queer ! A most wonder ful example of philosophical phenom ena ! " "What's queer ? " asks the barber In dismay. "Why , the working of the human mind. What I came In for was togot _ my rar.or honed. " Puck. What Constitutes Baseball ? The essential apparatus of baseball Is simple and Inexpensive , All that Is required Is n field , a stick , the ball It self and police protection for the um pire. One advantage of the game as played professionally IH that those sit ting In the grand stand can play thu game a great deal better than the eighteen nu'ii on the diamond. It Is also true that any one of the specta tors , even though perched on u tele phone pole across the street or looking through u knothole In the fence beyond - yond right Held , can Judge of the pitch er's skill or the runner's flcotncsn much more Intelligently than the ar biter who stands behind thu battery. The great merit of the game Is that the people can participate In it It Is not like bridge whist Its science is not synonymous with silence. The thing to do Is to take off your coat and root as long and as loudly as you can. even If you don't know what IB happening. Philadelphia Ledger. Taking It Out In Trade. The proprietor * of a certain Turkish bath establishment , seeing a strong looking young man working in a butcher's shop and being impressed by his magnificent muscles , told him to resign and take a rubber's position with him. "I'll give you more than you are get ting now. " he "aid. The young butcher , resigning in good faith , turned up the next morning at the bath house. "Well , " paid the proprietor to him , "I'll put you on at once. What did you get at the butcher's ? " "Six dollars and my week's meat , " returned the young man. "What did that amount to ? " " . " "About S3. "Well , " said the proprietor , "I of fered you more to come here , didn't I ? I'll give you ? C In money and S-l worth of baths weekly That Is a dollar more than you got at your old place. " Dutch Engagements. A custom among the Dutch is the exchanging of engagement rings , which are narrow bands of plain gold , with the initials of the betrothed and the day of the betrothal engraved on the Inside They are worn on the left hand before and on the right after marriage. Dutch engagements extend over a period of from two to five years. During this time the young woman gives up nil amusements In which her fiance docs not participate. If ho Is not of the dancing sort she refrains from that recreation , however much she may desire to engage in It She never goes In company anywhere If ho is not present , and when they go to gether to a ball no gentleman will ever ask her to dance without formally gaining his permission. London Scrans. English Luggage Lifters. English railway companies suffer severely through the purloining of pas sengers' baggage and other articles by platform thieves , and In some cases It is n difficult matter to find out Uie mis creant One of these luggage lifters was on an occasion some tlmo ago seen keeping vigil over a barrow ol luggage , and In his hand he carried apparently a good sized portmanteau. IIo walked up and down the platform several times and at last stopped op posite the luggage. Placing his bag on the barrow for a moment he then picked It up and walked off. But the lynx eye of one of the railway officials had also been watching the barrow , and , going up to the man , had him ar rested and searched. It was found that his apparent portmanteau was only n skeleton and Inside had a set of springs , etc. , which , when placed orer a smaller bag. held the latter ID position. But for the smartness of the official another traveler's bag would have been missing. London Answers. The Hollow Bones of Birds. The hollow bones of birds are fre quently cited ns beautiful Instances ol providential mechanics In building the strongest and largest possible limb with the least expenditure of material , and this Is largely true , and yet birds , like ducks , which cleave the air with the speed of an express train , have the long bones filled with marrow or saturated - rated with fat , while the lumbering hornblll. that fairly hurtles over the treetops , has one of the most com pletely pneumatic skeletons Imaginable , permeated with air to the very too tips , and the ungainly pelican Is nearly as well off. Still. It Is but fair to say that the frigate bird and turkey buzzards , creatures which are most at ease when on the wing , have extremely light and hollow bones ; but , comparing one bird with another , the paramount Impor tance of a pneumatic skeleton to a bird ts not ns evident as that of a pneumatic tire to a bicycle. Exchange. ASTRONOMY. Its Exactness lllciBtrntod by the Dis covery of Neptuno. Theru IH perhaps no more striking Illustration of thu power of ncluiitlllo method than that relating to thu tllM < covury of Neptunu In 1810. Tin plunot Uranus , until then thu outermost known member of our solar lyniinu , rufused to follow thu path c < ' 'pMed for It by mathematical nutrv oiucrn. With the progress of time the < > lHcn > p < ancles between Its predicted and ob served positions grew constantly largot until In tlio early elghtcen-fortlcs thu dlsiordani-e amounted to fully seven- ty-llvu HocondH of arc. Thin IH a small angle , not more than one-twenty llfth the angular diameter of our moon , yet a very large angle to ivtlned astron omy , for a discrepancy of two seconds would have been detected with ease. The opinion gradually dovoloiwd tnat t'ranuH was drawn from Its natural course by thu nttrnctloim of nn uiulbv covered planet .still farther from thu sun than Itself. Adams in 1813 ami l.o Verrlcr In IS 15 Indeiu'iulcntly and each without knowledge of thu oth < r'H plans attacked the then cxtrumuly dlf- tlcult problem of determining the ap proximate orbit , mass and po-slllon ol an nmllscovvivd Ixxly whoso uttrae- tlonn should prcxlnec tlu > perturbation ! ! observed , Regrettable and avoidable ! delays occurred In searching for tha planet after Adams' results were com municated to the astronomer royal In Oetolwr. 18-15. Lo Verrler'H rwmlta were communicated to the Berlin ob servatory In Septeml > or , 13-1(1. ( with the request that u search IMJ Hindu. Thu disturbing planet , later nnnuxl Nep tunu , was found on the first evcnlnu that it was looked for less titan one degnx > of arc from the iKWltlon as signed by Lo Verrler. If an energetic search had been ntado in England tha year before the planet would have been discovered within two degrees ol the position assigned by Adams. Pro fessor W. YV. Campbell in Popular Sci ence Monthly. The Smuggled Box. A Joker had some fun with the cus toms olllcials nt New York Bomo years ago. A servant had gone nshoro from n German liner with a basket and was alxmt to leave the pier when n passen ger whispered to a customs officer that he bad bettor see what the basket con tained. Following the tip , tlio basket bearer was detained , and n wooden box was found among n lot of soiled linen. The box contained another and this Rtlll another IKIX. the third eocuro- ly fastened with screws. When these were removed a card was discovered on which was written In three lan guages. "This is the 1st of AprlL Many happy returns of the day. " VOGUE POINTS : A Newcomer In Glovedom An Attrao-- tive Dance Frock. Quito the newest wrinkle In the glove ranks Is the long elbow length glove with tucked arm. It sounds queer , but It Is really rather pretty and decidedly out of the ordinary. Silk Is the fabric from which the gloves are made , and the tucks start Just above the wrist , running , of course , horizontally around the arm. The tucks nre nbout a quarter of nn Inch deep and a short distance from each other. One may procure these gloves In the loveliest apricot shades or In the staple colors. A lovely dance frock for a young girl Is of pink tulle , the skirt In three tiers , three llounces each edged with a tulle niching. The bodice Is also trim med with tiny niilles. each edged with n llttlo niching , and the tulle puffed sleeves and fichu drapery nre also fin ished with the ruches. Clusters of sil ver roses and n silver tissue Bash are the only other trimming. White glncham with threads of rose color and Iwnds of plain rose linen nro atNOIL4.it DRESS. the materials that make this service able little frock. The straight plaited skirt is always a desirable ono for wash fabrics , and the simple blouse is Joined to It the two being closed at the left of the front and the front closing Is In Itself n decoraUvo fea ture. JDDIC CHOLLKT. She Talked Shop. A young soubrette rushed to her den tlst the other day in agony. One of her wisdom teeth was ulcerated. The den- tlst , who , by the way. had supplied her with the most dazzling of her front tooth , told her that there was nothing for 1t but to pull the tooth. "Very well , doctor , " remarkud the actress , with a Blgh , as she removed the plate ; "I sup pose I'd better take out my orchestra chairs so that you can get at nqr back : rows. " Pleasure once tasted fiatinfles lew than the desire experienced for It tor ments , i