Tilti NORFOLK WEEKLY NEWS-JOUltNAl PlUDAi JUNE 18 1U09.
LV GETTING READY FOR FOURTH ,
The Fourth of July , with nil Its glad
nrrny of popping crackers , spread eagle -
glo orntory , ( laming llroworl < H , rod lorn *
o n a d o , small-boy-ln-tho-hospltal-wlth-
tho-lock-Jnw-Just-around-tho-cornor-and-
tho-doctor-by-tho-bod-and-mama-ln-t h o *
noxt-rooiu-crylng , races , noise , visitors
and nidro visitors Is only n llttlo inoro
tlmn two weeks nwny. Norfolk deal-
orn linvo not boon putting tholr stock
to the front but the firecrackers and
the Norfolk small boy of 1900 buvo al-
rondy more tlmn n speaking acquaint-
nnco.
Committees Hard at Work.
Norfolk will hnvo n very creditable
colobratlon this yoar. All the com
mittees are working along dollnlto , or *
ganlzod lines with the result that the
tlmo npont IB yielding results while
the money expanded Is going to show
Itself In real returns.
This Is shown by the fireworks com
mittee. A splendid exhibition of fire
works Is assured for the Norfolk col
obratlon. Dy obtaining competitive
bids the fireworks wore obtained near
ly CO per cent cheaper , It Is stated ,
than In former years. The fireworks
display will start as soon as It Is dark
and will last until late In the evening.
Something Doing All the Time.
The idea of the committee on amuse
ments has been to have something doIng -
Ing all the tlmo.
There will bo a program of sports :
n hose race , a water fight , a team pull
ing contest for farm teams only , a 100
yard foot race , n throe-legged race , an
egg race , etc.
Eight separate free performances
will bo given by two attractions which
have been secured for open nlr exhibi
tions , one attraction having ten
trained dogs , the other flvo trained
goats. There will bo n high diving dog
and also a high diving goat.
. There will bo booths galore , stands
and paid admission shows. The latter
will bo required to put up a forfeit to
guarantee that a good , clean show Is
given and that no "graft" la attempted.
Startling Air Balloon Feat.
A balloon ascension IP to bo very
much out of the ordinary. The bal
loon will bo anchored to 5,000 foot of
rope. The aeronaut will bo without
guards and without a parachute.
When a mlle In the air the performer
will take a 500-foot fall on a looped
rope. A trapeze will bo attached and
the gymnast will perform on the trapeze -
ezo as ho slides the remaining 4,500
feet to the ground.
Good Ball Game.
Pllgor has been signed up for the
baseball game in the afternoon. An
other good north Nebraska team will
be secured to go against Pllgor.
Harry B. Fleharty ofSouth Omaha
is the orator of the day here.
Band concerts and a big parade will
bo features.
Arranging for Excursions.
Arrangements are being made for
train excursions.
Madison will probably send 600 people
ple to Norfolk on the third. These ex
cursionists will come up probably on
extra coaches attached to the Union
Pacific train , which reaches here about
noon , and will probably be taken homo
by the evening passenger after It ar
rives from Columbus.
Three Rest Rooms.
The Norfolk fire department will fix
up three rest rooms along Norfolk av
enue. Check stands will bo arranged
and a fee of 5 cents charged for each
package checked , the proceeds to go
to the department.
The advertising committee Is at
work. Henry Hnnso will make a can
vass of the surrounding towns this
week In the interest of the celebra
tion.
Other Celebrations.
There are plenty of good live towns
to celebrate In this summer In north
Nebraska and the Rosebud country ol
South Dakota.
And there will be enough north Ne
braska and Rosebud people to furnish
big crowds for the score or so of celO'
bratlons which are already announced ,
Norfolk celebrates on July 3 ,
Pierce , Osmond , Stanton , Ponder , Ly >
ons , Clearwater and Atkinson also eel
obrato that day. Stanton has engaged
the Battle Creek and West Point
bands. The Alnsworth band and base
ball nine go to Atkinson.
West Point , Albion and Carroll cele
brate on July 5. Senator Allen is the
speaker at West Point.
Gregory county has two celebrations
At Fairfax , where the celebration U
July 5 , George W. Evans , the prosecut
Ing attorney in the first Kauftman trial
is to bo the speaker. Dallas in the ether
or end of the county , celebrates Jul >
3 , 4 and 5 , and follows with a week ol
carnival. Dallas had a great celebra
tlon last year. In Trlpp county to the
west , Lamro , the new , county seat , eel
obrates July 3 , 4 and 5.
Spencer celebrates , the celebratlor
coming at the clpse of a week of car
nival.
Crelghton firemen have charge of i
big celebration there July 3 and 4.
Wttkefleld , Tllden and Hartlngtoi
celebrate.
Real Estate Transfers.
Real estate transfers , compiled bj
the Madison County Abstract nm
Guarantee company , office with Mapci
Hazen :
Charles L. Low , referee to Charlei
F. McKlbbon , referee's deed , nwi o
9-24-2.
'Charles L. Lovf , referee to Mary Me
Klbbon , referee's deed , w j of Q % , am
oU of w % of noH 22-24-2.
Charles L. Low , referee to James " S
. referee's deed , soVi 14-24-2
Charles L. Low , referee to Jacksoi
W. McKlbbon , referee's deed , w % o
w of noU 22-24-2.
Charles L. Low , referee to Alvln p
McKlbbon , referee's deed , sw 4 of J
24-2.
242.Charles
Charles L. Low , referee to Fannl
Tradtke , referee's deed , o of o % o
neH 22-24-2.
Maria Thompson to Mary Rajskj
warranty deed , $2.000 , block 69 am
lots 1 , 2 , 3 and 4 , block 80 , Northwee
addition , Madison.
F. C. Selbert to Joseph Mack , wai
ranty deed , $1,000 , lots 10 , 11 and 15
Lulkat t's subdivision of McCbmb'a sul
urban lots , Tllden.
J , J. Clumonts , sheriff , to M. C. Garrett -
rott , 8 , deed , $270 , one-half Interest
In sc > , i 23-21-3.
Michael Ilnlpln to John F. King ,
warranty deed , $1,300 , sV& of lot
7 , block 4 , Pasowalk's addition , Nor
folk.
folk.Joptha
Joptha Hopkins , ot al , , to Edson P.
Thorns , warranty deed , $1,250 , lot 17 ,
block 7 , Klmball & Blair's addition ,
Tlldon.
Philip John Mauror to Kato Kaul ,
quit claim deed , $1 , so'/i and oV& swVi
35-21-2.
Jacob Mnurer , ct al. , to Kato Kaul ,
quit claim deed , $1 , soVi and 0 % sw'/i
3G-21-2.
Ben T. Reid to W. B. Donaldson ,
warranty deed , $2.500 , nMs of lots 1
and 2 , block 1 , Collamcr'a addition ,
Norfolk.
Neal A. Wycoff to .Herman Frlcko ,
Jr. , warranty deed , $550 , o % of lot 1 ,
block 4G , Clark & Madison Mill Co.'s
addition , Madison.
Jessie A. Wycoff to Herman Frlcko ,
Jr. , warranty deed , $225 , north 33 feet
of lot 1 , block 40 , Clark & Madison
Mill Co.'s addition , Madison.
George H. Wycoff to Herman Fricko ,
Jr. , warranty deed , $225 , east 40 feet
of west 44 feet of lot 1 , block 40 , Clark
& Madison Mill Co.'s addition , Madi
son.
son.C.
C. A. Smith to Hortence M. Bagley ,
warranty deed , $1.000 , lot 8 , block 2 ,
and lots 20 and 21 , block 1 , Norfolk
Junction.
August Prlbbernow to Emll Prlb-
bornow , $500 , warranty deed , lots 1
and 2 , block 1 , Norfolk.
Joseph Martin to William V. Allen ,
warranty deed , $212 , soVi block 12 ,
landamus addition , Madison.
Joseph Martin to Grace Loonnn , war-
anty deed , $1 , block 7 , Mandamus ad-
Itlon , Madison.
Andres Christiansen to Philip J.
Inurer , warranty deed , $13,250 , so'4
C. II. Moore to John W. Warrick ,
vnrranty deed , $200 , part of block 4 ,
leadow Grove.
Lewis W. Konnorson to Charles
Crlx , warranty deed , $1,250 , lot 16 ,
lock 4 , Dorsey Place addition , Nor-
oik.
oik.Peter
Peter George Maurer to Carl H.
Cnnpp , warranty deed , $6,400 , s % of
tt of 12-21-2.
Philip John Maurer to Peter George
lauror , warranty deed , $4,000 , one-half
nterest In seVl 18-24-3.
Wllhelmlna Blcksteln to Evangelist
oclety , warranty deed , $1,800 , wV4 of
ots 2 and 3 , block 33 , Clark & Madl-
on Mill Co.'s addition , Madison.
North Nebraska Deaths.
John Boernor , 21 years old , died at
Randolph Thursday after being 111
wenty-four hours with appendicitis.
Fred Brltzke , aged father of Mrs.
'rank ' Patch and who has been 111 for
jomo tlmo , died at his home , about
Ix miles west of Stanton.
DIETRICH WEDS COLLEGE SIRL
Former United States Senator Will
Marry Classmate of His Daughter.
Hastings , Neb. , Juno 12. Special to
The News : Mrs. William Shaw Stew
art of Philadelphia has announced the
engagement of her daughter , Miss
tfargretta Shaw Stewart , and former
Jnlted States Senator Dietrich. Miss
Stewart was a classmate of Senator
Metrlch's daughter , noty Mrs. Herbert
Cnox Smith , at Bryn Mawr. The date
of the wedding Is not announced.
Worse Than a Failure.
They had boon married just a month
when he lost his position , and during
the next eighteen months he jumped
rapidly from one thing to another
without being nt all successful at any
thing. By this time , off course , her
trousseau was getting frayed around
the bottom and rusty around the top.
and the hope which she had been en
tertaining that she would some day be
the possessor of some new gowns had
become a sort of permanent hope , as
far as she could see , or , in , fact ; as far
as they both could see together.
"Elizabeth. " he said one day , "do
you think marriage is a failure ? "
"Failure ! " she said scornfully. "It't
a panic ! " LIpplncott's.
Life , Love and Death.
A little dreaming by the way , .
A little tolling by the day , /
A little pain , a llttlo strife ,
A little joy and that Is life.
A short lived , fleeting summer's morn ,
When happiness seems newly born ,
When , one day's sky Is blue above
And one bird sings and that Is love.
A little wearing of the years ,
T he tribute of a few hot tears.
Two folded hands , the fainting breath
And peace at Jast and that la death.
Just dreaming , loving , dying , so '
The actors In the drama go
A flitting picture on the wall ,
Love , death , the themes ! But is that t tt
Labeled.
A few years ago Miss Ethel Barry-
more , the actress , was beselged by a
number of artists who begged the
privilege of making sketches of her
pretty face. Too gracious to refuse
she freely granted permission In every
? ase. Among those for whom Miss
Borrymore posed was a young artist
of the Impressionist school , who , after
considerable labor , produced a ghastly
yellow and green portrait which was
supposed by the budding artist , at
least , to be a likeness of the actress.
When It was finished the painter
bravely took It to Mlsa Barrymore and
asked her to sign It and write some
thing or other some little sentiment-
above her signature.
Miss Bnrrymorc gasped as she looked
at the wretched portrait and then
quickly pulling herself together , smiled
and wrote :
"This Is nut a sunset ; It Is Ethel
Bnrrymore. "
Did What He Could.
The distinction between thepariah
rector and the curate In the old days
In England Is Illustrated by a story ol
an old rector. Returning to his parish
after his autumn holiday and noticing
a woman at her cottage door with hei
baby In her arms , he asked , "Has that
child been baptized ? "
"Well , sir , " replied the courtesylng
mother , "I shouldn't like to say ae
much as that , but your young man
came and did what he could.1' '
WAS MIKE M'OWN OF NIOBRARA
Kadoak , S. D. , Juno 14. Mtko Maloney -
loney , who claims self defense as his
motive in killing W. D. Tonoy and J.
Qooden , the Sioux City horse dealers
whoso bodies wore found In n well on
the "McNally ranch Friday morning , is
declared to bo "Mike" McOwn , who
was arrested several years ago at Nlo-
brara on a murder chargo. "Maloney"
has admitted that his real name Is
Isaac McOwn.
A brother of John Qoodcn , one of
the murdered men , Is William Qoodon
of Bassett , Nob.
McOwn , or Maloney , after being ar
rested at Cottonwood , was taken to
Fort Pierre , the county seat.
His Nlobrara Record.
McOwn seems to have been using
one or more aliases. Ho gave his name
as Mike Maloney , and later registered
nt the hotel as Mike McOwn. A man
who know him several years ago at
Nlobrara , Neb. , recognized him a few
days slnco as Mllco McOwn. While at
Nlobrara nt about that tlmo bo was
arrested for killing a man named
Frank Merrltt , but as there was no
direct evidence ho was not hold. He
is n blacksmith by trade and worked
for Adolph Holan of Nlobrara. When
found at Cottonwood ho was asleep ,
and was captured without trouble In
n building which ho had purchased.
Being awakened , ho made an attempt
to use his gun , but was prevented and
disarmed.
Admits Killing Employers.
For some hours after being captured
he would make no statement , but fin
ally admitted the killing , saying that
he did Jt In self defense. His story
of the killing is about as follows :
Goodcn and Tonoy owned the outfit
together , and on the 26th of May ho
bought them out. Gooden came to
town , and upon returning got Into a
quarrel with McOwn and grabbed a
neckyoke and started for him , but
McOwn got a club and knocked him
down. Then Tonoy , seeing the trou
ble , came over where they were and
chased McOwn around the wagon with
a pitchfork , when the latter struck him
In the face and knocked him down and
killed him with an ax. Ho then
wrapped Tonoy In a blanket and
threw him in the well and Gooden In
on top. The ax with which ho did the
deed he threw In the creek near the
well.
Does Land Office Business.
McOwn's career after leaving hero
was rather checkered and tinged
slightly of frenzied finance. Goodon
had a bank account In the State bank
of Sioux City , his bank book showing
a balance of $600. This Maloney Is al
leged to have raised to $6,000 and
checked against it in Gooden's name.
He arrived at Cottonwood on Wednes
day and made n start by purchasing
240 acres of land adjoining town , a
building used for a pool hall and a har
ness shop , all of which ho paid for by
check. He sold a team and wagon
and took a note and moitgago for the
same , and loaned a party $100. In all
his purchases amounted to over $7,000.
Ho also had been to Quinn and se
cured a quantity of new harness which
Gnoden had shipped there , it being
Gooden's intention to start a shop
there later.
Brother at Bassett.
A report received from a party at
Interior who know Gooden and Toney
was that the men were brothors-Jn-law ,
having married sisters ; also that Fred
Morgan , who lives about twenty-five
miles west of. town , was a brother-in-
law. He is on his way here.
McOwn stated to the coroner Satur
day that his name Is Isaac McOwn
and that his folks live n - Washta , la. ;
that he has two brothers at Yankton ,
S. D. ; that John Gooden , one of the
murdered men , formerly ran a harness
shop on West Seventh street , In
Sioux City , and that n brother , Will-
lam Gooden , lived at Bassett , Neb.
SHERIFFS GET JAIL FEES
Decision Increased Value of Office.
Hall County Will Appeal.
Grand Island , June 12. Special to
The News : Nebraska sheriffs are en
titled to jailor's fees.
The case of Sheriff Dunkel against
Hall county for $900 as jailor's fees ,
regarded as a test case for all the
counties in the state , Sheriff Dunkol
being represented by the state sheriff's
association , was decided today by
Judge Hanna in favor of Dunkel.
The question at issue was whether
the legislature , In fixing the sheriff's
salary at $1,500 per annum , included
jailor's fees.
Hall county will appeal to the su
preme court.
MONDAY MENTION.
Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Jackson of Dal
las , S. D. , were In the city over night
on their way homo from attending the
wedding of Frank Jackson at Okoboji ,
la. , after which they visited friends In
northern Iowa and central Nebraska.
Among the day's out or town visit
ors In Norfolk were : E. E. Howard ,
Pender ; Walter Krenzler , Fred Hans ,
Stanton ; Nicholas Effle , Nellgh ; 0. H.
Mohr , W. J. Johnson , Plalnvlew ; E. P.
McManlgal , Bonesteel , S. D. ; S. M.
Durfee , Pierce ; Mrs. E. Slttell ,
Wayne ; R L. Putney , F. W. Putney ,
Tilden.
Lincoln Journal : Prominent offi
cials of the Omaha , an Independent
part of the Chicago & Northwestern
system , with 1,700 miles of track , hayo
been examining the Montana , Idaho
& Washington and visiting north Pa
cific coast cities. This is believed to
have connection with preparations to
build an extension of 550 miles from
Lander , Wyo. , to Puget Sound , with
Seattle as the principal terminal of
the Northwestern on the coast and a
Vancouver branch , It is intimated
that later developments will show a
relationship between this proposition
and Strathhorn's mysterious north
coast ,
Chairman Clarke of the state rail
way commission passed through Nor
folk last week returning from Nollgh
whore ho wont to appear for the state
railway commission In the application
of the Northwestern Telephone company -
pany for an Injunction to prevent the
commission from Interfering with the
rates charged by the company. The ,
commission objected to the company
charging 10 cents additional fee for n
message outside of Nollgh Into the
.own , the same rate not being charged
: o parties talking outside of Nollgh.
The company secured a temporary re
straining order against the commis
sion.
sion.Tho
The W. C. T. U. will meet with Mrs.
Lough , on South Fourth street , Tues
day afternoon at 3 o'clock. )
H. M. Culbertson received a mes
sage last night conveying the sad
newa of the death of his father , at.
Baker City , Ore.
F. L. Putney and son of Tllden wore
city visitors Monday. The son , n
bright young man of 16 , was on his' '
way to attend the Fremont college. I
Miss Helen Herrmann will bo the
bookkeeper at the Bennett piano store , '
taking the place made vacant by the
Designation of Miss Anna Kollehor.
John W. Fetter of this city has Just
received an appointment from the
grand lodge of Knights of Pythias as
deputy grand chancellor for Morning
'odgo , No. 20 , Norfolk. I
Albion Argus : E. F. Dahlman ,
former ! a grocery clerk for Gunther
& Shirley was in this city Saturday , '
and made us n pleasant call. Ho says
he Is In the insurance business now
with headquarters at Norfolk.
W. A. Emery and his two sons , For
est and Prolrlo , left Sunday evening
for Chadron , whore Mr. Emery will j I
have Ills boys defended on the car [
I
robbing charge which is against llvo
Norfolk boys , three of whom are still
in the Chadron jail.
The presence of State Secretary Bal-
Jey of Omaha , F. A. McCornack , the
Sioux City banker , and one or two
other men of equal prominence , at the
Y. M. C. A. supper and conference at
Marquardt hall at 8:30 : o'clock Tues
day evening is expected to have a
good effect in Increasing the attend
ance. All of the visitors will speak.
The future of the local Y. M. C. A.
movement will bo determined at this
meeting.
The chief purpose of the meeting of
the city council Tuesday night is to
open bids and let the contracts for the
new sewer districts and the water
main extension. This work will be
done under the direction of the now
city engineer , H. C , Gardner , who Is
coming up from Lincoln under a sixty
day agreement with the council. Mr.
Gardner comes here with a view of lo
cating If he finds that there Is a good
field in north Nebraska for a civil en
gineer at Norfolk . Ho will conic hero
July 1. The meeting of the council
Tuesday night is an adjourned meet
ing and any kind of business that the
members see fit to lake up can be
transacted.
Madison Post : The Case boys , from
Norfolk , sentenced by Judge Bates to
the reform school last week , are wide
awake and lively little fellows and
have been making life Interesting for
Sheriff Clements the past few days.
Owing to the fact that the law pro
hibits boys of thlsvage being placed In
jail , It has been necessary for Mr.
Clements to house thijin In his room
at the court house , and in order to
watch them he has been sleeping in
the same room. They seem to have a
"mania for engaging in fights with one
another and according to reports they
put on a bout every once in a while
that would make some of the big ones
ashamed of themselves.
The promotion of Harry I < . Snyder ,
chief clerk to General Superintendent
S. M. Braden , to the new position of
lost and damaged freight Inspector for
the territory embraced by the Northwestern -
western lines west of the Missouri
river , will not result in Mr. Snyder's
removal from Norfolk , where he has
been an active and progressive citizen
for many years. Mr. Snydor's head
quarters will be in Norfolk , although
hla duties will require that ho spend
much of his time traveling. The post
Is a new one. Mr. Snyder's successor
as chief clerk to the general superin
tendent is J. S. Mclntyre , who has
been train dispatcher at the North
western office at Fremont for the past
five months. Ho arrived In Norfolk
Sunday , accompanied by Mrs. Mcln
tyre.
tyre.Miss
Miss Bertha Hanson spent Sunday
in Tilden.
Frank Flynn came down from Greg-
pry Sunday noon to spend a few days
lu Norfolk.
J. D. Sturgeon returned Sunday from
a business trip to Beatrice.
Miss Inez Vlelo is in Nlobrara visit
ing , her sister , Mrs. Fred Marshall.
. Aaron Stewart of Harrison , Neb. ,
was in town over Sunday the guest
of Rev. Dr. Ray.
F. L. Putney of Tllden wud In Nor
folk Monday , going down to Enola on
a fishing excursion.
Miss Ida Jones , who has been the
guest of Norfolk friends , left Monday
for her home In Wlnnetoon.
Mrs. W. D. Day and children of
Downs , Kan. , and Miss Nora Braasch
of West Point are guests at the
Braasch home.
Mrs. Robert Bridge of Fremont , who
has been a guest at the C. S. Bridge
homo this month , roturntfd'to Fremoni
this afternoon.
M.r , and .Mrs. H. VM , . .Gulbortsqp .ar
'
rived home Saturday night'from'Fair-
bury , whore they were called by the
death of an aunt.
Miss May Edwards of Hastings , for
merly of Norfolk , is visiting Miss Ed
ith Barrett. Miss Edwards graduated
this spring from the Hastings high
school and will attend the state university
'
versity in the fall.
A. E. Ward of Madison , a candidate
for the office of county superintendent ,
was In Norfolk Monday , having como |
down from Battle Creek , /Mr / , Ward
Is meeting with general encourage-1
mgnl over the country In regard to' '
his candidacy.
Mr. and Mrs. Gcorgo B , Chrlstoph
left at noon for Lincoln , where the
Nebraska State Druggists' association
holds its annual convention the next
three days. Tuesday the state board
of pharmacy , of which Mr. Chrlstoph
is president , holds an examination for
would-be druggists. Mr , and Mrs.
Chrlstoph will return to Norfolk Fri
day.
Mark Hanna'a Uot Hich Sctieme.
Mr. Dlngley was riding one day In
the trolley car from the capltol with
Mark Ilanna. He Bald : "Mark , you
are many years younpcr than I am ,
and you have made millions. I never
have been able to get ahead of the
game In life , and yet my legislation
has made rich men richer and poor
men rich. Now , how do they do It ? "
Ilanna said , "Dlngley , I can tell you
right off how to make 25 per cent on
your Investment"
Dlngley turned eagerly to his sup
posed benefactor and said , "For heav
en's sake , Mark , how ? "
"Why. " said Ilanna , "these five cent
tickets upon which wo ride are sold
by the railroad company In a bunch
at 25 per cent discount. There Is your
fortune , If you Invent enough. "
Scolded and Comforted.
At a lunch given In his honor Svcn
Hedin read an amusing letter written
to him by Alfred Nobel nt a time
when Hedin was still a student , but al
ready filled with a longing to explore
unknown Asia. He applied to the gov
ernment for funds , but the answer
was so slow In coming that ho wrote
to Nobel , who promptly replied : "I
take no Interest In these geographical
exploration trips. In fact , I regard
them as nu anachronism. Men coin-
munlcnto with each other today from
one end of the earth to the other by
means of telegraph and post. There
nro In Asia , too , explorers and savants
who are surely better qualified than
you , sir , to study and describe their
native country. I therefore believe
that you could make better use of
your ambitious Impulses than by un
dertaking trips to Asia. But In order
that you may see that I do not always
act as I think I scud you a sum which
may serve as the best confutation of
my own convictions. "
Mo Had Another Da/ .
Pat McGulre was an Inveterate
drinker. For many years he had been
addicted to the use of liquor , and , al
though he signed numerous pledges ,
he was unable to break hlmyclf from
the habit Finally , after being arrest
ed several times for being drunk and
disorderly , Pat told the magistrate of
his unsuccessful fight against liquor
and asked the magistrate to help him
keep sober.
The magistrate' was Interested and
promised to aid him all he could.
"Pat" said he , "I shall help you as
much as I can. So the next time you
become Intoxicated I want you to re
port to me on the following day. "
Pat promised.
About two weeks later Pat staggered
Into the magistrate's office with a load
he should have made two trips for.
"Mornln1 , magshrate , " said he.
"Wash drunk yesterday. "
"Drunk yesterday I" roared the mag
istrate. "Why , you loafer , you're
drunk nowl"
"Thasu allrL" said Pat "but I don't
have to report thlsh drunk until tomor
row. " _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
VAGARIES OF THE SEASON.
Points For the Making of Graduation
Gowns Black Satin Coats.
Graduation gowns arc being dis
cussed in many homes just now. Mosi
of the frocks seen so far arc fashlonec
along princess lines. The front Is
made princess , and the waist is short
ened in the luck to give the modified
empire effect A dress modeled thus
CHILD'S ONE PIECE APItON.
could bo lengthened at the waist In
case the style ahould suddenly .go out
College girls' gowns , too , show tunics
and Greek draperies. Soft mull and
batiste are favorite materials for their
expression , though cotton crape is
having unite a run for this purpose.
A fashionable milliner Is using a
great deal of fringe on her hats. Sbo
predicts that the vogue of the hl h
bell shaped crown with very llttlo
brlyi will bo short lived. Therefore
the woman who 'does not look well In
this style of hat should pass them
along without regret
This apron Is pretty and becoming
and can bo made In the tradltlona
"Jiffy. " It Is cut all In ono pleco am
slips over the head. In crossbarrec
muslin this model is very attractive.
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to the great
Seattle
Exposition
Train service via the
Union Pacific
"The Safe Road to Travel"
is unexcelled. Write for full
information , booklets , etc.
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Union Pacific R. R. Co. Omaha , Neb.
STREET RAM-WAY SCHOOL.
Institution Planned For Training
Young Men to Bo Managers.
With the object of luiHlng the stand
ard of street railway employee * Oreti
Root , Jr. , guileful manager of the Met
ropolitan Street Railway company in
New York , has perfected plows for the
establishment of a training school In
which graduates of colleges and scien
tific schools will be fitted for the tech
nical and practical work of the street
car business. The company will de
fray all the expenses of the school and
will pay the students living wages
during the course of two years. Dur
ing the first year the student will be
paid $15 a week. The second year
men will receive $20 a week. To give
him a general Idea of the street rail
way business he will be assigned to
duty In the maintenance of way. the
electrical , the equipment and the trans
portutlon departments , spending three
months In each department
"It Is ray Intention , " said Mr. Root ,
"to establish a practical training school
for young men. particularly graduates
of high schools , manual training
schools , colleges and universities , who
have had more or less technical train
Ing and who Intend to cuter upon the
vocation of operating street railroads.
It Is the aim to make the conditions
advantageous to the young man who
has an inclination to enter upon work
of this character.
"Such a man under the proposed
plan will have an opportunity to
quaint himself with the details of the
work , while receiving at the same
time a salary which will , with strict
economy , enable him to be self sup
porting. He may thus determine fet
himself whether ho Is fitted and has a
liking for employment of this charac
ter. On the other hand , the Metro
politan Street Railway company will
profit by the experiment In that' ' It
will be possible to test the capacity ,
ability and adaptability of applicants ,
who will constitute a body of candi
dates from whom men may bo chosen
when It becomes necessary to fill va
cancies In the regular operating staff. "
THE "PANTALOON GOWN. "
Newest Feminine Creation Part * Above
Knees , Revealing Trousers.
"Pantaloon gowns" will bo seen lu
Fifth avenue and Broadway. New
York , not later thali the first week In
June , and the new thriller In feminine
wearing apparel pets the dlrcctolre
gown upon n pedestal of modesty.
It Is made of light olive chiffon
broadcloth , with a train fifty-six Inches
in length , trimmed with French cord
embroidery , embroidered ecru chan
tllly lace' and black satin. Twelv <
dozen self colored buttons are used
It has the dlrcctolre back , long effect.
Louis XIV. front and bolero shape
Seven yards of cloth compose the
whole dress.
But that Is not the point When the
wearer stands still It resembles an
ordinary pretty costume. The momem
she moves It la quite different What
has seemed a skirt parts just above the
knees , and regular trousers como Into
view trousers , Just trousers. They
make no pretense of being anything
else.
else.They
They measure thlrty-fllzr Inches
around the bottom and reach to the
shoo soles. A scam that goes up the
front of tbo skirt from the knees to
the waist gives an all pantaloon ap
pearance to the front of the garment
No underskirts can be worn wltb
this costume , and the lingerie bills o :
those who adopt It will bo a negliglbl *
quantity.
Squandering Ability.
Doing the lower when the higher la
possible constitutes ono of the great
est tragedies of human life. Tbo
squandering of money seems a wicked
thing when we think of the good that
might bo done with it But whai
about the wicked waste of ability , the
deliberate throwing away of GO , 75
perhaps 00 per cent of one's success
possibly Just because he never trainee !
himself to use It , to grasp It with such
vigor and power that he can fling his
llfo Into his career with Its maximum
effectiveness " ? Most .people take JjoK
of life "with the tips of their fingers
They never get hold of the life propo
sltlon with that grip and tenacity of
purpose ijnd vigor of determination
which do things worth while. They
just hang on the outskirts of things
playing upon the surface of their pos
Blbllltlcs without ever getting down
Into the marrow of their being , where
efficiency and power dwell. Orison
Swett Mardeu In Success Magazine.
HOME FOR HARVARD LAMPOON
Will Qe the Only College Publication
That Can Make Such a Boatt.
Already distinguished as the oldest
comic paper lu the United States , the
Harvard Lampoon Is to huve a hand
some building , giving It the honor of ,
possessing the only ouu owned mid oc
cupied by a college publication and of
being one of the few comic papers to' '
have homes of their own.
Work has already begun on the
utructuro In Cambridge , Mass. , so that
the handsome quarters will be ready
for "Lumpy" by next fall. An entire
block bounded by Bow , Mount Auburn
and Plympton streets will bo utilized.
Edmund March Wheelwright , ' 70.
who was one of the founders of the
paper , now a distinguished architect ,
has drawn the plans In the style of
Dutch renaissance. Molded brick , inul-
lloncd windows and n tiled roof wltb
two towers g lve the building n quaint ,
distinction from other college struc
tures. This striking clubhouse , which
Is to be Hanked with Lombardy pop
lars , will , however , harmonize nrtls * .
tlcally with Its surroundings.
One of the features will be the tow =
er containing the Ibis nest , an exclu
sive apartment for the president oC-
the board of editors. The Ibis Is tt\
wise bird which Interjects remarks Inu
the ' of the " the "
O'alogue "By Way" col
umn , which Is a perennial feature of *
the Lampoon humor. Professor Bar
ret Wendell , ' 77. when an editor of the
Lampoon , originated the this as a fea
ture of the paper , the sagacious bird
being used as was the dog In the Eng
lish Punch.
The nest Is In the western tower am
from a balcony overlooks the big ban
queting hall. Lampoon dinners will
undoubtedly in the future be as fa
mous ns those of the past , because the *
new building will have special kitch
ens and halls for the purpose. There
Is also to be a large hall for Lampoon
celebrations.
That Mr. Wheelwright should bo the ?
architect Is especially fitting , since ho
was not only on the first board of edi
tors , but also designed the cover piece ?
for the original issue , which has be
come a trademark.
"Lampy" was born In the minds of
Ralph Wormeley Curtis. ' 70. and his
classmate. John T. Wheelwright , who
while attending a course of lectures on
the Quo arts given by the late Charles
Eliot Norton conceived the Idea of
producing a "college Punch. " The first
number was Issued Feb. 10 , 1870.
Bronze Badges For Cuban Service- . .
All the ollkt-rs and men of the Unit
ed States army who served In Cuba
during the period of pacification fruu >
Oct. 0. 190(5. ( to April 1. 100 ! ) . will re
ceive from the government a service-
badge with ribbon In recognition of
that service. The badge and rlbboa
will be Issued as a part of the army
uniform , gratuitously to enlisted men
and at cost price to officers. This ac
tion Is taken by direction of President
Taft. The badge will be of bronze and
will bo similar In general design tc *
the badges previously authorized for
services during the Spanish war and
the Philippine insurrection.
American Shoes For Dutch Prlncesr.
The tiny feet of Holland's baby prln-
cess , daughter of' Queen Wllholmlnav
are to be Incased In American soft
soled shoes , the most costly Infant's
shoes that were ever made In the Unit
ed States. They bear the stamp of
a Brockton ( Mass. ) firm. There are
seventeen pairs In the order recently
finished. In one of the seventeen pairs
the lining Is n piece of satin from Queen
Wllhelmina's wedding gown. Another
pair is made of cloth of gold , one pair
Is of cloth of silver , and still another
Is of the flnp t whir ? Parisian kid.
Miniature Boy City For Mlchljjan.
Judge B.rown of Salt Lake City announced -
nounced the other day that the model
"boy city" which has been organized
in summer for two years at Winona
Lake , Ind. . will bo established this
year at Pine Lake , near Charlovolr ,
Mich. , from July22-to Aug. 14. It 1
expected that nioro than 1.000 boy
from twenty states will occupy the-
tents of the ralula'turre"clty. They will
print a newspaper , conduct n bonk and
a grocery , organize a common council ,
political parties and courts and hold
elections , the purpose being to Instruct
the boys In "fair play civics. "
A Fly Remover.
Flics that are now beginning to get
busy -will soon leave If you saturate *
cloths with oil of sassafras and lay
them near windows and doors.