THE NOill'OLK ' YVEt'rtM NUv\S JOUuNAL Ml DAY JUNE 18 1'JU'J ' ' Tin Norfolk Weekly Hews-Journal NUWM , KtanlilUliml 1881 , Tlio Journal , ISHtnbllHlit'd ' 1877. THE TTui E PUBLISH IMP COMPANY. W , N. niTno , N. A. HUHO , l riHlilcnt. J * ° r2i ! ! Kvory Friday , lly tiiiifl p r your , II.no ISnUiiuil at the loutollleo nt Norfolk , Neb. , IIH HOI-OIK ! u HHH innttur. . „ . „ , „ . , . "DiinrtiiionC ( | No. 22 , UiiNliiOMH Olllco and Job llooma No. II 'X. Donplto ruuiorH of her decease , Mr , Mary IJnlcor JCddy HOOIIIH ntlll to bo vary iniioh nllvo , Tlio innn who tolls of paying fly JIIR vlnlt to dliitniit plnccH limy noon bo literally. A llttlo inoro thnn 128,000,000 worth of wood wan ground Into put ) ) In tlio pulp mlllH of tlio Unltod HtuloH laat year , For the next three inontlin Seattle will foul Hi though It waa Biiroly tlio "hub" ntid right In the center of the world'n actlvltlcn. When your next door neighbor owna nit automobile , hau n mechanical piano In the hotiHo and a phonograph on the front porch , It IncroaHca your longing for n dog and chlckonn , ten fold. It la Konornlly mircort thnt Socrctnry JMoVonKh'u ChlciiKO addreaa wan r wanting and now the publlo IB attUInt "Whom did ho warn ? " Ho alzod tit the prcHldout IIH a man liiclluod to peace but bownro ot crowding him too far , It IH Konurnlly nccoptcd by the pool l lo of tlio United StntcH ( hat the llniil fllHpoHltlon of the tariff bill will docldo whether ProHldont Tuft or Senator Aldrlch IB to bo the real loader of the republican party for the next few yearn. ChlnoHO offlclnhi dUnpponv an If by magic when they nro preHonted with mi Imperial yellow cord. ThiH IB delightful ouBtom. Several aonntora nhould bo promptly proBontod with yellow cord and have HH algnlllenneo explained , The tariff rovonuoH are going to bo exceedingly difficult to collect when the nlrxhlpH got to currying freight. In tonmtloiial boundarlos will bo practl cnlly a thing of the past as far an cimtom officers are concerned , If the nlrnhlp IB made practical IIB n common carrier. The number of doatha lu the United States from the UBO of llroworka last Fourth of .Inly was 1G3 , while those who were Injured numbered over G.OOO. Ninety-three persona lost the sight of ono eye and cloven wore made Hope leaaly blind. Must this unnecessary lous of llfo and limb bo repeated next month ? Ancient Athens was moro advanced In Its Ideas of children's play grounds Hum modern cltlea have yet become. In the oldou times the Athenian chll dron gathered In what they called pal nlstraa and passed the morning In gymnastics , games and dancing. In the afternoon they sang and wrote and road , all In the open air. And now Canada has decided to twvo a navy of her own and not put up with Great Britain's donations of cast off gunboata any longer. There cornea a tlmovhon a daughter re- Bcnta wearing made over clothes. A now magailno la to bo started nt Harvard university which will print only the truth , If It prints nil of that U will bo unusually interesting lltern tuns. Uoproaontntlvo Hobson Is likely to loao his re-election to the house be cause ho ehnmplonod the coloml ol Olora who were dlneharRvd because of the IJrownvlllo affair and urged that they bo given a hearing. Hla attitude wft8 manly and herolo but it was not good politics , and so two rival candl datoa are In the Held to take advan tAgti of the color line as drawn in Alabama , William Dnrrngh , the chauffeur who ran down and killed a thirteen-year- old boy in Now York City last March has boon convicted of manslaughter in the flrwt degree and sentenced to con flnemont in the Mate prison for not IMB than seven nor mow than twenty y * r * . This Is , wo believe , the first ce whore a reckless chauffeur inflict- lag death on the highway has received ft sentence commensurate with his offense. Let us hope it may prove * restraining warning to other often dors. When Taft was nominated last sum nior , It was conceded from the start that l\o \ would bo the next president of the United States , and results were wet disappointing. Now that Taft has lumouncod himself as candidate for iv-oloctlvm to the office of county com mlMtoner In Madison county , them is H troitR suspicion that ho will also lw elected. The Madison county Tafl tons made Rood as commissioner as < ho Taft la making good as a The name "Taft" stands for MterllitK InteRrlty In both cane * . FA- the first tlmo In U * . history the pollco department ot Now York has 0rR ttUod ami begun a special cru a < ! o Htaiiip out the nlarmliiK spread of the cocnlno habit , which In now nlzod to bo ono of the mont of vice and crlino throiiKhoiit tlio country , Every effort lu being made to enforce tlio now ulato law ngriliiHt lliu Male of oxcoimlvo qunntltlca of thin drug for the UBO of the dope llond , It lu recognized that the chanced of controlling the aprondlng cocnlno curno nro today very flllm oven under the moxt Htrlct Htato and police mirvcllnnco. Lending bUHlnuHH men along all I in portnnt lines agree that everything Indicated thnt the year 1000 will bo one of the moat proaporoua thla conn try hna ever aeon. The Hocrotnry of the tronaury snld recently In n publlo ndilreaii , "Tho country hna recovered from the do'prctmlon of 1007 nnd la moving rapidly forward toward greater prosperitythnn ever boforo. " With all the Icndura of buxlnosa nnd cnptnlna of Induatry talking , thinking nnd work ing for proaperity , It will miroly make good times If the tariff la aottlcd right. Forest flrca nro greater enomloa ol forcot coiiBorvntlon than the ax nnd the nnw mill , nnd If only the foroata can bo proaorvcd that nro needed to protect the wntor ahoda of our rlvoru and ainnllor atrcaina HO aa to keep thu valluya from bulng dlaaatroualy flooded and the hllluldo llolda from be Ing dontroycd by oroalon , there need bo no great fear of failure In the future turo of the Biipply of lumber and wood. The ono crying need is a replanting planting of truoa before the thin do poalta of aoll on rocky mountain eldon are BO completely washed away that roplantlng bccomoa impoaalblo. A moat notable gathering took place In Doaton on n recent Sunday after noon. A upoelal aurvlco waa hold In n great church for the girl students who had coiuu from all parta of the United Statea to gain n knowledge of the work each had chosen to duvoto their lives to. They were literally ropreaon tnttvua of the entlro country and made a wonderfully luaplrlng audience with tholr bright , eager faces. It la bright promlso for the future of our country that In one city BO many young girls nro engaged In the sorloua work of preparing for useful llvea. Undoubtedly many other cities could duplicate thu audlonce it they made an effort to call the girl students to guthor. There baa boon comment already made upon the Insincerity ot those who nro urging congress to pass any kind ot a tariff bill , only ao that It doca something to relieve the mind of bual noaa and permit prosperity to return , Of course the argument la Inspired and repeated by thoao who want the Aldrlch bill mndo law. It la the cry of "tho Interests , " who hnvo from the at Intended to railroad tholr own bill through congroaa , nnd boon do- fcnted only by thoao who have aomo regard for the rlghta of the people. It is made all the moro ridiculous by the evident fact , Known to anybody who cares to make a few inquiries of 1 neighbor , thnt prosperity dooa not have to bo coaxed back. It la already bore. Business is uniformly good In every part ot the country. Perhaps there Is less activity on the Pacific coast than elsewhere , but this is duo to po- cullnr local conditions. Everywhere else in the Unltod States there have been good times from the moment when the election returns showed that President Tnft had won. The great iron nnd steel trade , the barometer ot all Industry , Js extremely active. The farmers have been getting great prices for their products and that means moro buying on their part. In most lines ot manufacture , the wages thai \ > oi Vudilcdd during the hard times ot two years ago have been restored Everywhere in the country trade la prosperous , people contented and bust ness profits are good. BLIND LEADERS OP THE BLIND There Is great concern expressed in the United States ever the way In which the Cubans are traveling the downward road morally and financial ly and many express the belief that this country will have to take tholr affairs In charge again before many months. U is true that the Cubans have restored the lottery and bull fight to publlo favor and that they are In volvlng themselves In national Indebtedness odness at an alarming rate. This course is most unfortunate and to bo discountenanced by the moral forces of this country , but when ono looks the matter squarely In the face , how much bettor Is the United Stalest It the blind lead the blind both nro ll ly to fall In the ditch. A few years ago this country did succeed , after yoara of Indifference , In prohibiting the lottery. The bull fight Is not In vogue , but we tolerate public exhlbl tlons nightly In every city In the land whoso moral effect Is far moro degrad ing than the cock or bullfight , without public Interference , It la certainly necessary to remove several motes from the eyes of the Pharlcalcal would-bo reformers of Cuban mentis before they will bo able to sea clearly tow to Improve their neighbors * oyo- sljht. ; The most ludicrous statement of all Is that Undo Sam should aa- umo guardianship ot the Island be cause ther are extravagant and r # getting Into dobt. Think of III Our federal deficit Is from $100,000,000 to flCO.000,000 n yonr. It Is created by waste and graft. Moro than n quarter ot It IB spent without any benefit to the country or nny warrant in right loglHlatlon , And this course Is main tnlncd yonr nftor yonr. Truly this IB n brltltnnt record for a nation who nn MiinoH the moral gunrdlniiBhlp of weaker peoples. KCCBNTIIICITIK8 OF THE LAW. The uncertainties of the law became proverbial long ago ; but they nppcnr to Incronso In number nnd violence With the Increase of the sentimental attitude on ono hand nnd the growth on the other of n fooling that , whore BO many bonds are looBonlng , the law must Btnnd firm. Most men are In cllnod to ono or the other of these extremes ; nnd when they meet they produce queer conditions in the admin Intrntlon of justice. Wo hnvo , for example , n cnso ro ccntly where n man stole some eggs and other foodstuffs because ho has a wlfo and five children who worontnrv Ing nnd ho could not got work. II waa theft , of course , nnd the law could not overlook It. The man mndo no defense nnd was sent to prison. Moan tlmo bin family wan reduced to most donpornto atraltB , nnd nil efforts to BO euro his , rolcnso before the balance of his Bontonco has boon served have proved fnllurcB. "Tho law must bo maintained. " Down In Chicago there was n dlf foront cnso. Three noted lenders of largo Inbor unions were convicted of Kraft. It Is , under the circumstances n orlmo for which capital punishment would bo scarcely too sovoro. These men , entrusted by labor with Its inter estH , holding the fnto of trades nnd of families In tholr hands , used tholr plncoa to flll tholr own pockets. The ofTonso against labor nnd good citizen ship Is worth the full penalty of the law. But it waa dlfllcult to secure any vordlct ; and although the men were finally convicted , they were merely lined ? COO and lot off without linprls omncnt Over In Indiana they were trying the llbol cases brought by the government mont against the newspapers. The judge from the bench announced the principle that if the millionaire owner of n newspaper is awny in his private yacht for six months , ho cannot ot course bo hold responsible for what It prints. That Is , ho may enjoy the rov- anne while ho shirks responsibility for the business. Hero nro three cases In which comparison provokes some qucor reflections about law nnd jus tlco. THE SEATTLE EXPOSITION. There could bo no hotter measure of the extraordinary growth of this country , ot the almost Impossible wealth of Its resources nnd abundance of its energies , than the opening on the first day of this month of a world's fair at Seattle. Away out th < jre on Pugct sound , In a part ot the country which oven yet few people east of the mountains know anything nbout , where only , n few years ago there waa nothing but the foreat and the aea , energy and pluck and industry and money enough have been grouped and given to carry through the immense project of an International exposition. This , too , though not on the same scale na the exhibitions at Philadel phia , Chicago or St. Louis , la fnr be yond such enterprises na those ot Buffalo , or Omaha , or Jamestown. It la a real exposition. A vast amount of money has been spent upon It. It will represent fairly nil the Interests nnd all the activity of the whole country. Ita buildings are adequate Immense nnd beautiful. Moreover , the state ot Washington , with generosity nnd foresight , provided the funds for constructing the more Important cf these , required thnt they should bo ot permanent character , nnd will USL them afterwards as n part of the plant ot Ita state university , In whose grounda the exposition stands. The amazing fact Is that this en terprlso should have been carried through to success and to a success so unusual that this exposition broke nil records by having everything In perfect readiness on the day when Ita doon were thrown open by & com * munity so email nnd so distant from the population center ot the country. Puget sound Is more than 2,000 miles distant from thnt The state of Wash ington hnd only about halt a million people at the last census ; and Seattle waa then a city ot 90,000 people. It la true that It has now from 250,000 to 300,000 , but the monumental energy and self-reliance required for Ita plan Is none the less evident It Is a won < dcrful country we live in. Some of the parts we know least about are most wonderful. At this moment it Is the North PnclHc const that takes the prise. TUB STORY OF A FAMOUS BOOK Ono ot the most Interesting stories In the fruitful field of American lit- ( praturo was wrUion-Uy , that "last Leaf ot a bygone generation that j dropped from the tree last Thursday Kdwaxtl Rvorett Hale. That story , The Man Without a Country , " was written under pressure and to accomplish r plish a purpose , as many great stories atxHow the story was produced orms an Interesting Introduction to ho tale Itself , says the Kansas City Star. It was In the nUrrlng days of 18G3. ( n Ohio there was a man named Vnl- landlgliara. Vallnndlgham wns some thing ot i ( politician nnd was embraced In that coterie opprobrlously roforrcd to n "Copperheads. " In n speech ono day Vnllnndlglinm declared that ho did not desire to live In n country prcsld cd ever by a man who did BOIIIO of the things Lincoln had done. General HurnRldo chanced to bo In command of the military division In which Val Inndlghatn lived. Being of an obliging disposition , General Burnsldo prompt ly had Vnllnndlgham arrested nnd es corted to the confedornto lines , where ho would not hnvo to be under the domination of the Lincoln government Of course the incident caused great comment. Seeing a chance to make capital out of the mnttor , the "Copper heads" loudly proclaimed Vnllandlg ham n martyr and nominated him for governor of Ohio. Doctor Halo , as be fitted ono of his rnco , wns nn ardent pntrlot. The Idea of. such n man na Vnllnndlghnm being elected governor of Ohio appealed to him na a national calamity. As a campaign contribution therefore , to aid In the defeat of the "Copperhead" "Tho Mnn Without Country" wna written. The story wns prepared In short order dor nnd was intended for publication In the October issue of the Atlantic for which Doctor Halo was nt thai tlmo working. For some reason , how ever , the story did not appear untl December. In the. meantime Vallan dlghnm had been defeated by 100,000 votes. It must , not bo supposed , however that because "Tho Man Without Country" was written hurriedly and In the heat of the exciting dnyo o civil strife It wns ono of these ful blown blooms which the minds of mot of genius nro supposed to put out without effort when the divine afflatus stirs them. The story wns produced rapidly , but the author had put In years of preparation , storing his mind with the facts that later poured forth so readily In the form of fiction. Mnny yenrs before the story appeared Doc tor Halo conceived the idea for it ant had begun to prepare for It. Speaking of the book , Doctor Halo once said : "I began to rend for the book at my summer homo in Worcester. Day nf tor dny I spent in the library of the Antiquarian society. First I wont through the reports of the navy department partmont from 1798 to 18G1 that might bo sure of my 'local color' ant never , by any accident , place a vesso where It actually wna nt the time men tloncd or name nn officer in such a wny na to annoy a renl man. It wns necessary that I use nnvnl torma , nnd BO I did. The Levant wns indeed ship' In the service , but it bad dtsap penrcd from off the fnco of the earth a long time before I revived its mom ory. I And though the discovery wns not 1 mntla until n long time after the 1I story I was published , the latitude am longitude ] In which I placed it at the tlmo I of Nolan's death was in reality a ' spot of very dry land , high up in the mountains of South America. " s The book wns nn Immediate success nnd gave its author an immediate na tlonal fame. There la still an active demand for it. Some states have mndo it a text book for their schools AROUND TOWN. How long ought a mnn to know a girl before he proposes to her ? The Tuesday club last week failed to meet on Wednesday. fhe new slnng phrase on the street la "A Hard Luck. " "I surely had "A Hnrd Luck. " Funny how a new flremnn always buys a new uniform and oaks when the first parade is going to be. Would you think a fellow would have nerve enough to visit his moth er-ln-law after using her doings for this column ? The charge that Cnllendar lived nl Dallas should have made Knodell solid with the Gregory vote In his Trlpp fight "No fishing or hunting aloud" reads a sign for the wayfarer near the Boche slough. Noise frightens the game and always spoils fishing. Never blame a baby for talking "Baby Talk. " It's the only kind Hover hears and no wonder the little chap gets confused. What would you think of a man who would make this statement : "The most trouble I ever got into came from talking too much ? " It you don't want to get In wrong with baby's mother , don't get too fa mlllnr with baby and 'don't abbreviate its name. Find out its full name , or don't call It. The new Hale harness for the fire team came this week. Ed Monroe said ho couldn't try It until he got the crowd ot spectators out , which was after midnight Something fascinat ing about a real fire department II. S. Thorpe , who Is in charge of the Norfolk branch house maintained by the piano department of the Ben nett company of Omaha , bos had ex perience In city newspaper work. Mr. Thorpe worked for the Toledo ( Ohio ) Evening Blade a few years ago as a special writer and still has Ms cre dentials from that paper. OVER NORTHWEST PRAIRIES. Dr , C. J. HOBO hna moved to Wayne and will open a sanitarium , Senator Burkott will apcnk nt the old Bottlora1 picnic nt Albion August 20. The now $2,500 Bohomlnn lodge hnl nt Fnlrfnx , 3. D. , will bo opened next Wednesday with appropriate oxer clues. Joseph Seam and wlfo and August Meyer of Stanton loft last week for Switzerland , where they expect to spend the summer. R. 1) ) . Skinner of Nollgh was olcctei secretary of the Nebraska Funeral Dl rectors' association at Omalm this week. Qus Loeb , the new sheriff of Trlpr county , Is n veteran of the Spanlsl American war and holds n government mont medal for distinguished service Nineteen country pupils took th eighth grade examination for admis slon to the Madison schools last month arid'nil falfcd to secure the rcqulrcc average of 75 per cent. Eugene Culver of Tncoma , Wash. , a former Albion , Neb. , boy , haa been np pointed assistant attorney general In the Interior department at Washing ton. Herrlck , S. D. , will vote on a wnto bond Issue next Mondny. The ques tlon of water protection has been n live ono in Herrlck over since the fire of last summer. Bonds were voted Inst August , but were hold up on a technicality. A petition Is being circulated h Stniiton asking the city council to sub mlt n sewer proposition to the voters In the nenr future. It Is being gener ally signed nnd favorable action wll bo taken by the council. As the sewe system is needed It will probnbly car ry when put to a vote. M. Downs , who wns nrrested on a homestend south of Alnsworth , together gother With Mrs. E. Buxton , on com plaint of the latter's husband , who lives at Orchard , la out of the county Jail on ? 200 bdll , to await trial In th district court. The case ngnlnst Mra Buxton wns dropped. The huaband Is nn old mnn , while the wife who desert ed him Is a young woman of about 30 Omaha Examiner : Governor Slml lenberger nnd staff , will go to Chndron to help celebrate Fourth of July , nnd It will undoubtedly be the blggcs event in Dawea county since that othe : Fourth of July , when old Red Cloud nccepted nn invitation to help celebrate brato the day , rode into Chadron with 2,500 of his people , filled up with red liquor nnd made a speech In which ho recounted how the fair land which had been wrested from hla people was about to be wrested back again. Wayne Democrat : A Madison conn ty farmer got sixty days for beating hla wlfo , from Judge Welch. Nex tlmo this farmer will no doubt prefer to beat the carpet Wayne Democrat : County Judge Hunter's many friends have been ex ceedingly sorry to note his gradua failure of health .and strength , nl though Mr. Hunter , full of grit , has continued to flll his duties at thecour house. The Democrat understands 1 Is Brlght'a disease and little hope for future improvement. The judge came near dying Wednesday night , nnd was unconscious Thursday , and not ex pected to live but a few hours. Official returns in the Trlpp count > election : County seat , Lamro 260 Colome 187 ; treasurer , R. F. Taylor 216 , F. O. Kurtz 120 ; auditor , J. J Halllgan 15G , H. Grebe 143 ; aherlff , G Loeb 193 , W. E. Place 186 ; register o deeds , F. Hr Salter 149 , O. Vnnderzee 120 ; clerk of courta , Jess Wright 300 county superintendent , S. A. Louden 300j state's attorney , W. B. Backus 218 , E. J. Woerth 123 ; county judge L. B. Callender 182 , Roscoe Knodel 123 ; surveyor , C. W. Nelson 147 , R. I Young 147 ; assessor , C. Lelboldt 159 H. J. Hellekaon 156 ; three county commissioners , I. P. Bettelyoun 217 Edward Colombo 217 , John Weaver 190 , R. D. Elleston 159 , R. A. Langcor 121 , T. T. Glidden 102. NEBRASKA POLITICS. E. , R. Gurney , the Fremont- banker has been "mentioned" as a probable candidate for the republican nomlna tlon for congress from this district next year. The so-called non-partisan judiciary law will be tested before the supreme court in a mandamus suit to be started In behalf of John M. Rengnn'of Has tings to compel Secretary of State Junkin to accept Reagan's filing under the old law and place his name on the ballot Reagan is brother-in-law a - - ol Governor Shallenberger. He was once a populist , but Is now a republican. Aiusworth Star-Journal : Mr. and Mrs. Ash and Mr. Thomas came up from Long Pine Saturday to play fern n dance out to Frank Jackman's. The storm prevented them from dancing and having a good time. The light ning struck the telephone and a ball of fire struck the stove and exploded nnd struck Mrs. Ash , who was sitting in the bedroom. It knocked her do and she was unconscious for a short lime. It burned her arm and side slightly nnd her foot quite badly. Two holes were burned in her shoe. She was able to return to Long Pine Sun day morning. the present deputy of George Richard son , 1s the republican candidate for county clerk. So far , no other repub lican has entered the lists. Sam la known by everybody who haa business at the county Boat , nnd nobody knows any ill of him. Ho waa elected tlmo and ngnln na city clerk of Norfolk,1 , whether ho wna nn nctlvo candidate or not , nnd his efficiency was fully dem onstrated while holding that position , as deputy county clerk ho haa shown himself painstaking , Industrious and nccurnto , hla private llfo Is nbovo ro- pronch and hla candidacy Is looked upon with favor by about all the republicans - publicans and n substantial number of the democrats In this part of the coun ty. Oakdalo Sentinel : A. E. Wfird , for merly private secretary of Congress man Boyd , Is n candidate for the nom ination for county superintendent of Madison county. The writer has boon acquainted with Mr. Ward for nearly fourteen years and waa working at Hartlngton when Mr. Ward wna coun ty superintendent of Cedar county. Hla work In the schools there waa of a high order. Ho Is abundantly quali fied for > the position to which ho as- plrca. He-Is n hustler and n mnn.of high atnndlng in society nnd among those who are acquainted with him. Hla experience of recent years in school work nnd along other educa tional lines marks him as an Ideal can didate. Tllden Citizen : A. E. Ward la spok en of ns the probnble opponent of N. A. Housel when the time comes for the voters of Madison to select a county superintendent to succeed Su porlntemlent Housel , who is now , by appointment by the county board , fill Ing the unexplrod term of former Su porlntondent Frnnk S. Perdue. Mr. Ward Is n school mnn of wide and lengthy experience. Ho holds n life professional certificate which ho ob tained nftor cnroful trnlnlng , constnnt study nnd several yenra of nctlvo school teaching. For eight yenra ho waa principal of schools In , nnd county superintendent of Cedar county. He wna appointed , while superintendent , to n position on the examining bonrd of teachers during Stnto Superinten dent McBrlen'a Incumbency , nnd re signed that position to go to Washing ton aa private secretary to Congress man Boyd. Mr. Ward has been nn actual or constructive resident of Mad ison county for the past thirty-three yenrs , nnd has enrned the respect of n wide circle of frlonda , who are Inter ested In the cause of education. With the exception of the two yeara spent In Washington , the best yeara of hla life hnve been devoted to the work of the public school system of Nebraska , nnd few men in the state are better qualified to tnke charge of the schools of n county. The office ot county su perintendent la this year taken out of politics , consequently the ballots will not sliow the party affiliation of any of the candidates for the position. This Is another step toward "voting for the mnn rather thnn for the pnrty , " nnd if ability , acknowledged superior ity of attainments and general fitness count , Mr. Ward has an excellent prospect of election. About Norfolk. Mndlson Post : Ex-Mayor J. D. Stur geon of Norfolk wna in the city Wednesdny attending to business matters tors and , Incidentally , to boost Nor folk'a Fourth of July celebration. Mr Sturgeon says that they are planning on having a big time and are expect ing n large delegation from Madison. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. It doesn't make any difference when men lived ; they are nlways the same about women. Spring on her annual rounds visits Inst of nil the boarding house dining table , and Mother's but box. A naturally disagreeable person ap pears to worse advantage In trying to be agreeable than at any other time After a Spin has accumulated a bank account of a comfortable size she has mighty little use for the men. When n man gets n letter from his girl , It haa more "I's" in it than the letter he gets from his mother ; tha runs to "You's. " The rule Is that within three weeks after a woman marries , she begins to talk more about her kin than her bus band bargained for. It seems to be a great deal easier for a woman to get a divorce , and a change of husbands , than for her to "change" churches. Lysander John Appleton , of Atchi son has lately heard of the word 'plus" ' and uses It so much that people ple are beginning to talk. "When did you learn to chew to bacco ? " a young man was asked to day. "As soon as my father said I mustn't do It , " he replied. A man who Is determined to llvo and die an old bachelor Is almost as un popular and "talked" about as the railroads and other corporations , When one says 'This I * th n\ftt terrible town in the world for O put It down that that person ha * up to something to excite Whenever an elderly w\\uum I * ng. nnd gives a contemptuous t means that In th * story th * rejected the hero bcvau * * h U An old man , wwrins jp y and a dyed mustache , j\ * * * \ he street this mornlRK. guy , trying to keep up * cl\i\ cession , " a man said. We never see a vomatv WNA < hat , and Jab a loa * $4 hair to hold the bat on , thnt wo do not wonder If women ever jnb themselves In I the head , There wns n stranger In town today with a very useful bow In hla logs. Wo gave him n big penny given us many yonra ngo for carrying off hon ors In that direction. There IB a 17-yenr-old girl In Atchi * BOH who feels BO good that slio almoat Bcrcams with Joy. In n few years , when wo meet thnt girl pushing n bnby buggy , nnd looking as cross na It la poaalblo for n married woman to look , wo nro sure wo Bhnll Inugh. Nineteen Michigan counties voted 'dry" ' In the election there yestordny. Thnt kind of news la of growing fre quency lately , and It may bo encourag ing , but It would bo moro encouraging to read that the Inhabitants of a coun ty had stopped drinking Intoxicants. The lid on the saloon , unfortunately , doesn't stop drinking nnd drunkenness. , Atchlson people seem determined to force n certnln bachelor to mnrry. For twenty yenra they hnvo been "tnlklrig" about him , and wondering If ho Is going to marry this ono , or thnt ono. Why cnn't people let the poor mnn alone ? If ho wanta to bo a bachelor , whoso business Is it ? Every tlmo ho "gooa" with a now girl , Atchl- BOII people begin betting on the result ( And , Incidentally , wo will bet five to ono thnt hla present atondy doesn't Innd him. ) An Atchlaon woman who mnrrlod a widower , nnd who Is wlso beyond her time , has filed n most peculiar docu ment in the courta. It la to this ef fect : "My husbnnd'a first wlfo loft two petticoats of cotton , nnd ono of wool , nil'badly worn ; ono old corset , two pnlra of hose , two house dresses , three shirt wnlsts , ono dress skirt , n thin gold ring , a hnlr switch , n gold brenstpln , one pair of houscsllppora nnd n winter cent I hnvo hnd them cnrofully Itemized nnd aworn to before a notary and they now Ho sealed In the attic of our home. This domucent goea on record to forestall nny fur ther litigation from my stop-children or the poBsesalon of 'Mother's Thlnga. ' If nt any tlmo they wnnt 'Mother's Things/ I will bo glnd to turn the senled box over to them. " About Norfolk. / Hosklna Hendllght : A young Indy nt Norfolk wna fined ? 8 for swearing on the streets. The young Indiea down there will hnvo to do their swearing nt home if they don't want to pay fines. Fate. The sky is clouded , the rocka are bare , The spray of the tempest Is white In the air , The winds are out with the waves at play , ' And I shall not tempt the sea today. The trail is narroV , the wood Is dim , The panther clings to the arching limb , And the lion's n helps are abroad at play , And 1 shall not join In the cluiso today. Out the ship sailed safely over the sea. And th ; hunters came from the chase In glee. And the town that was built upon a. rock Was swallowed up in the > earthquake shock. Bret Harte. The Policeman's Reason. "Is it true that many of these Mor mons have half a dozen wires each ? " asked a visitor to Salt Lnke City of u policeman who was stationed near the temple , says the Saturday Evening Post. "Sure. " said tti pollccmuu. "Well , will you kindly tell me wny 011 earth u man wants to marry half a dozen wires ? " "I duuno. " said the policeman. 'Hin- less he thinks that mebbe he can get n good one out of the bunch. " An Instantaneous Cure. During the cattle plague of 1SGO a farmer who bad lost n number of his cows prew so depressed thnt he fully persuaded himself be had also con tracted the disease. The medical man whom bo consulted tried In vain to lough him out of his fears , but sub sequently , bolng fond of a Joke , pre tended to ngreo with the paUeut's views nnd solemnly told him If be would attend to bis Instructions be would U cured , lie then gave the farmer a prescription , which he direct ed should bo taken to a neighboring druggist , but when the latter opened the envelope and read the contents he wns aa much ctnrtled as th * fanner , for the prescription ia $ as follow * : "This man has the cattle plague. Take him Into the&acV yani'.n3 * shoot 'him according to act of parllameat" The cnrc was lasta&taaeoB * . Dun- de Advertiser. Lit HlrnMlf Out. Lablac&e. tbe alace rfant In * t * . "One of bl * be * * * , * * sajn & bKJprapbcr. "wvuld make a One cvf his rk rw an Infant. " Ther * I * a oa exajnptratkva In the * tateww-at , bat tbe fact remains that fe * * raa * mJay | an * a < vnoon * man. It la rNK > ta } of Mm that he ' ran wsry Kwwva a d * K > w < rf Jve * . At one ttta be staying Vn Part * at tbf wttne > - trtth Txvm YhnrnK Aft burst ! nt < j irt- Mm , J * Wny Is \ Y > KV < . * A fci-ll