TIIENOKFOLK WKKKLY NBWa-JOUKNAL I 'JU ! AY M\Y 14 IJ100 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * S6e ' Other Girl. By R. A , HEALL CopyrlKhtod , Iflu9 , by Associated l.ltornry I'rom YYYYYYYYYYYYYYVYYYYYYYYY * To nil their friends then ) neeiued to bo Homethlng essentially Incongruous In the Idea of their marriage , l-'rleiuls , of course , as Is well known , have the right to declilo those things. Grace Ormlston was it Now Eng land girl of an old Uoston family , who knew her Emerson by heart. It Was even reported that she know what Robert Browning meant when ho wrote. : Botobos and Sotobos and Sotobos. Jim Garrison had been born nnd roared on a big Kentucky plantation , and ho had obtained his education In that ncliool which not only believes but vows that a gentleman's education Is complete when ho has been taught "to ride , to shoot and to speak tha truth. " Yet their marriage had turned out n happy one , for with all Jim's Igno rance of books he was a gentleman , every Inch of the stalwart length of him. He did feel a bit oppressed , though , nt times when Ills clever and learned wife let him "slide out of the conversation , " as he expressed It. and showed by her manner that slio knew It was over Ills head and that she ex cused htm In sympathetic kindness. The truth was that Jim would have been quite u bit the better for It If he had possessed more of n share of that of which most men have too much- conceit. Poor Jim didn't have a bit , and he used to rub his handsome head rue fully nnd with very genuine sorrow at the harassing thought that he was not good enough for his brilliant beauty of a wife and that she must feel sonic degree of shame for him when she was surrounded by the wise and learned people who called on them contin ually. When they had been married a little more than n year a telegram came for Jim while he was absent In Kentucky looking over sorno of his land. Mrs Garrison hesitated before she opened the yellow envelope , for she was not a woman who believed in letting hei curiosity get the better of her , al though she had her full share of that delightful Instinct of her breeding. However , she finally decided that she should open the telegram to see If It was important enough to forward to Jim. Surely every one will forgive that. Women ought to be curious. It's part of their charm. Think of what the world would bo without woman's delicious curlosltylN The message was short. But few n the words were they were sufficient to cause something very much like her little world tumbling disastrously down around the pretty ears of Mrs. Garrison. The telegram was dated from n village on Long Island nnd said : The cnrl Is dying. Como at once. It was signed Jack Fnrrlngton. Grace recognized this name as that of ono of her husband's friends of whom she had often heard him speak , but whom she had never met. Grace was not a naturally Jealous woman that Is. nothing more than to fBay that she was not any more jealous than Is any good , true , warm souled woman. She tried to remain unsuspi cious : but , try as she would , she could find but ono Interpretation for the message. Her faith in Jim was too absolute to believe that "the girl" referred to could be her rival since their mar riage. She never gave place in her mind for one moment to any idea .that her Jim was capable of the shameful , disgusting treachery such a surmise would presuppose. But she could not help but sco that this girl bad some old claim on Jim and the thought of such a claim on the man whom she loved so passionately sufficient to drive her nearly fran- r She perceived that the sender of the telegram had taken it for granted that Jim would not hesitate to "como at once. " And then she recollected with a jtcen sense that gave her new pain now that Jim always had spoken shy ly and hesitatingly about Farrlngton and had evaded all her attempts to Induce him to invite this friend of hh early days to their home. [ "Her feeling wn8 one of total desola tion. She moaned at the thought there could be anywhere in the world n woman with such a claim upon her Jim that he must go to her deathbed. Mrs. Garrison realized now and all at .once how deeply and helplessly she loved her handsome husband and how empty all her world of knowledge and art would seen ! to her if that love were destroyed. At last , however , she began to think of the unknown girl who lay dying. With a mighty effort she put aside her owh grief and telegraphed to her hus band : llr Jim Garrison. Phenlx Hotel. Lexing ton. Ky. Coma home Immediately. A matter ol llfo and death. GRACE. She could not bonr to telegraph ta him that -'the girl" was dying. To re fer to her In such a way was repug nant to every Instinct , and she was In total Ignorance of tne girl's namo. Before noon she received the ex > pected reply. It tead : Leave at noon Arrive tomorrow noon Gr"ace Garrison , having forced her self to sacrifice her own emotions and her own wounded lave and anguished pride , was not the woman to shrink from making the sacrifice complete and deep , howevo her feet mlghl bleed on the weary way. She telegraphed to Farrlngton thai Jim would reach homo , nt noon of the i 'next day and would come down to i Long Island Immediately and mean time determined to expedite' lib trip In every manner. Whoorer this1 wiv nn , was to Jim. Grace resolved that Jim must reach her bedside before death closed her eyes If she could make It possible. The railroad time tables showed her that connections could not be made until very late In the evening , and she decided that he must bo hurried down In her automobile. It wan a xwlft machine that had been bought especially for her use by her mother , Jim had steadfastly re fused to learn to drlvo It. But Grace decided that It would not do to have the chauffeur drive Jim on mich an errand , for fear of gossip among the RcrvnntB. She came to the bravo de cision that Bho would drive tlu > ma chine herself It was a very worried and excited man who ran to her at the gate of the railroad station. "Tell mo what It means. Grace ! " cried he. Grace Garrison had faced the sacri fice , but she was a woman. Her face grew stern and cold. She replied that a crowded station was hardly the place for such confidences and waited silently till ho was in the automobile. Then , when they were whizzing on their way to Long Island , she looked fixedly at Jim and without a word handed to him the telegram from Far- rlngton. Jim read It silently. Ills face de noted some distress , but It denoted more bewilderment. "I'm The Girl Is ' awfully horry dying.1 he said. "It sort of breaks me up. Hut If she had to die 1 wish that I had been loft in pcaco till I had fin ished business in Kentucky , 1 was just closing a very profitable little transaction. " Grace looked at him In shocked amazement. Jim stared at her and opened Ills mouth to say something , but thought better of It. Grace turned her face away to hide her tears , which she could not repress , try as she would. She did not trust herself to speak except once or twice to ask the direction from Jim. The last time she fancied that she heard him chuckle , but dismissed the Idea as a morbid fancy. Farrlngton met them with a cordial handshake and a strange cheerfulness , which was explained when he said hurriedly to Jim that The Girl wai much better. Then ho asked coldly if they would not like to see her. Jim replied in the affirmative with out a moment's hesitation , but Grace held back. Then Jim chuckled. It waa an unmistakable out nnd out chuckle. Bewildered , wondering , Grace fol lowed the two men as Farrlngton led the way to the stables. A rather feeble looking mare whin nied when she saw Jim and made a weak effort to get upon her feet. On the way back Jim said with a happy smile : "You'll have to read up on ono subject , anyway , darling. Any body who knows anything at all about racing knows The Girl. She's the win ner of the Shenandoah sweepstakes , the Cumberland futurity and the Gold cup , and she belongs to the racing firm of yours truly , Garrison & Far rlngton. I'm glad she Is better : but , sweetheart , even If she had died I would have considered her well paid for by the knowledge I've won through your misunderstanding about that tel egram. Am 1 very stupid , darling. If 1 think thai you love me , even though I don't know much of literature and art ? " And Grace Garrison gave him a re ply that convinced him that he was not stupid. Preparing Robin Beefsteak. On a certain occasion I saw a sturdy specimen of the robin tribe on the lawn searching for provisions for his family of clamorous gormands. At lengthby / tugging nnd perseverance , he succeeded In extracting a lusty angleworm from the tough sward and was making the effort to fly to bis net with the prey. But Mr. Worm rebelled. More than that , be writhed and squirmed with the greatest en ergy , and the bird that had come to market so b'ravely was in danger of finding his provisions so unruly that he could not reach homo with them. But he was not to be defeated so easily. Stepping to the board walk near by. he deliberately began to pound Mr. Worm down upon the hard surface with an emphasis that bade fair to finish all protests nud writhing. And so It did. A.dozen pecks , and not only was the little fellow's beefsteak ready for transportation , but it was ready pounded for the brojler or ln this case consumption without the aid of broil ing. Young People , He Did It , A teacher had just finished explain ing the use of the ditto marks when she noticed one of her young search ers for knowledge searching for It in a story book. So she made him stay after school and told him to write tha sentence "Always pay attention" 100 times. ' In a very short time he gave a glad Ihout , "I've did it ! " "What kind of language is that ? " she remarked severely. "And you sure ly haven't had time to do it. " "Well , I'm done It , then. Anyhow , here it Is. " He held up bis paper. The sentence was written once at the top ami the remaining surface was cov ered with dots. "But you haven't done It ! " she ex claimed. He gazed nt her scornfully. "Course I have. Them's ditto marks. Made 'cm ninety-nine times. They're good things. " What else was there to do but to let him go at once ? And she did. A Stranger to HI * Way * . A distinguished bishop of the Epls copal church , arriving late at a smal town one night , found the hotel closed and , hammering at the door for admls Blon. a neighbor stuck his head out o an adjoining window with , "Say stranger , knock like the devil I" tc which the bishop replied , "I don' know how , " MONDAY MENTION. The city council ' holds Its regular lay session'Tuesday evening , District court will convene at Mad- son a week from next Wednesday. Damascus chapfcr , No. 25 , R. A. M. , iolds a regular session tonight nt S 'clock. C , 13. House has sold Uio properly list sutith of the A. Degner residence o Miss Ethel Long. .1. C. Clianlhorlaln now holds title o M. C. Hazcn's former residence , ho roBiilt of n real estate deal. Miss Kayo Livingston , assistant hluf operator for the Nebraska Telephone - phone company , Is taking a week's acatlon The Wonians Missionary' society of ho Congregational church will meet vlth Mrs. M. A. MacMlllan Tuesday ftcrnoon at 3 o'clock. Letters which have ucen received icro from A. II. Brnuchle , at Mur- lock , state that ho Is Improving In lealth and expects to return to work n a weolc or ten days. The pallbearers at the funeral of ho late Ludwlg Sledschlag at Christ lUthcran church Sunday afternoon vero : Gottlieb Prlbnow , Henry Erts- icr , Julius Dogner , August Kaun , Vugust Filter and Herman Spierlng. lov , J. P. Mueller had charge of the services. May 18 and May 20 were announced odny as the dates for the annual re citals given by the music pupils of L. Coenlgsleln. The Koenlgsteln reclt- ils will be hold at the Auditorium , as usual. A three-act comic operetta vlll bo a distinctive feature of the en- ertalnnient of the evening of May 20. Sunday afternoon , despite ihe somewhat chilly weaUier. was the oc casion of many fishing expeditions and a few picnic parties along the Ivor. The number of fish In the stream was not perceptibly dlmln shed. Nine boats , representing vir- ually all of the local lleet , were on he Northfork. The folowlng notice of the death of klrs. Henry Fuhrman , In the Omaha 3ee , will bo of Interest to Norfolk leople , who well remember the de ceased when she used t& visit her brother , Morris Mayer , here : "Mrs. Henry Fuhrman , sister of Theodore Mayer of Omaha , Is dead In San Tranclsco and the body will be taken to Seattle for burial. Mrs. Fuhrman formerly lived in Omaha and also In Fremont , being well known In both cities. Only a short time ago she passed through Omaha enroute to her liome In the west , after a trip to Europe. On the formal complaint of the city physician , Di. J. H. Mackay , a war rant was Issued In Justice Elseley's court Monday for the apprehension of Mrs. John Gamble , the object of the complaint being to secure Mrs. Gamble's admission to the state hos pital here. Constable Bilger , with a woman assistant , took Mrs. Gamble to Madlbon later In the day for exam- nation before the county commission ers of Insanity. Dr. J. B. Peclval , superintendent of the Norfolk hos pital , called at the Gamble home the latter part of last week at the In stance of the husband and declared Mrs. Gamble to be a fit subject for the state hospital. Mrs. Gamble is a Filipino , and married John Gamble when the latter was a soldier In the Islands. Twin sons died not long ago and neighbors are reported to have inflicted a series of fortune telling seances on her , though physicians tmve not as yet attributed her pres ent mental condition altogether to these facts. It is believed that the hospital treatment will restore her mind. J. M. Covert was'In Plain view Sat urday. Julius Froehllck of Madison Is In the city visiting his uncle. Charles Wlneburger was In the city over Sunday visiting friends. D. Mathewson returned Saturday night from a business trip to Walthlll. Miss Lola Brush has gone to Baker City , Ore. , to visit her sister , Mrs. H ; L. Senger. Mr. and Mrs. John Kllllan of Cedar Bluffs have been In Norfolk , the guests of Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Kllllan. Dr. J. H. Mackay went to Madison Monday afternoon to testify as a medical expert In the Gamble Insan ity hearing. John Quick , M. MoollcU , M. L. Ogden - den and W. N. Huso are In Columbus as delegates to the grand lodge of the A. O. U. W. Justice George C. LambeHvit called to Prairie dtl Clliett , Wl8. , at noon by the death bf a brother. The telegram wan received yesterday. Miss Edith Barrett arrived home Saturday from Pierce , tre school which she has been teaching near that place having closed for the sum mer vacation. George B. Chrlstoph will go to Cen tral City Tuesday , his position as president of the state board of phar macy making it necessary for him to attend the examinations which the board holds there this week. Mr. nnd Mrs. E. E. Watson and daughter , Miss Bethel Watson , of Plalnvlew were In the city over night , the giiests of Mr. Watson's sister , Mrs. Ira M. Hamilton. Mr. Watson left at noon to attend the grand lodge of the A. O. U. W. at Lincoln. Miss Bertha Stllson of Atkinson was the guest of Miss Carrie Brush Saturday and Sunday , returning homo Sunday evening. Mr. and Mrs. M. B. Irvln and Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Melcher went to Plain- view In their automobile Sunday morning , returning in the evening. John W. Fetter left at noon for r Hastings to attend the grand lodge ol I the Knights of Pythias. Mr. Fetter will represent Morning lodge , No. 20 , of this city. The Norfolk Country club member ship now stands at seventy-two char ter members. At least ten proapee tlvo members are listed , In addition i to those who have already signed. The meeting for organization will be hold Wednesday evening , Fred Hawksworth was In the city arranging to leave for hla now Trlpp county homestead. He bought atenm at Plalnvlow nnd Is driving overland. Asa K. Leonard's ' setter bird dog Patsy , recovered from a farm house between here nnd Pierce , Is securely chained most of the time to prevent o lonurronco of the disappearance , which for several weeks threatened to force Mr. Leonard to train a now hunting dog. Dana Cole of Nellgh , the 13-year- old freshman lad who made such n hit In Norfolk at the north Nooraska high school declamatory contest , ex actly duplicated his success nt the state contest at Alliance. He hail virtually no opposition at Alliance , the judges being as unanimous m his fa vor as the spectators. Accompanied by County Superintendent Ward of Antelope county , thewinner of the humorous declamatory contest passed through Norfolk Saturday evening on his way to Nellgh. Hero the victori ous Nellgh party from. Alliance Joined the Nellgh baseball team , also going home after n victory. * Only the failure of a quorum to bo present , and such failures under the circumstances are rare , It Is believed can prevent the question of Issuing licenses under the present seven-sa loon ordinance from coming before the council Tuesday evening. The general Impression seems to prevail among those In touch with the situa tion that enough councllmon will vote for issuing seven licenses to break the present drought. This Is the present situation , which may , of course , change before Tuesday's meet ing. At any event , the meeting will attract a hall full of spectators. Mon day evening marks the end of the first week of Norfolk's experience as a prohibition town. James Maynnrd returned from Omaha , where he had been visiting his family. John A. Mullen was called to Fre mont Saturday on account of the se rious illness of Mrs. Mullen , who is there with her daughter. William Smith of Nlobrara was In the Junction Sunday on his way to Lincoln. Mrs. Charles Long returned home from South Dakota , where she had been 'visiting her son and daughter the past month. Frank Kanote received a message Sunday from Fremont stating his brother , Robert , was not expected to live. He left for that place on the noon train. L. V. Kennerson sold his property on South Fourth street to a party from Long Pine. Mrs. Hugh Dick returned home from Monowl yesterday , where she had been visiting her sister. Mrs. M. P. Ryan left for Omaha this morning. Miss Mable Robb came up. from Wlsner Saturday evening to spend Sunday with her sister , Mrs. Julia Williams. Mrs. Bessie Fisher returned home from Omaha Saturday. A. B. Dillon of Oakdale passed through the Junction yesterday on his way to Lincoln to attend the grand lodge session of the A. O. U. W. Miss Geneva Moollck returned from Pllger last night , where she had spent Sunday with her cousin , Miss Bessie Etter. Llttell Cannot Recover. Wayne , Neb. , May 10. The death of County Superintendent A. E. Llttell , the well known north Nebraska school man , Is expected at any time , there being no hopes of his recovery. He was taken sick about two months ago with typhoid fever , and while at times It was thought that he would get well , skilled medical aid could not break the fever. He was also afflicted with rheumatism. Anti-Cannon Outbreak. Washington , May 10. For the want of a quorum the house took no action on the president's message recom mending remedial legislation for the island of Porto Rico. Speaker Cannon fought to have the message referred to the coinmitee on ways and means , but an objection by Mr. Garrett of Tennessee , who wanted it sent to the committee on Insular affairs , which has not been appointed , opened the whole subject of house hies. There being hO such committee , Speaker Cannon said that in suggest ing the reference he did ho had in mind the present condition of the house only , four committees ha"lng been appointed , of which the commit tee on insular affairs was not one. A long argument ensued over rho right of the speaker to override the rules nnd ended with n motion by Mr. Garrett that the speaker be "directed fonhwith to appoint a committee on Insular affairs to consider the mes sage. " The vote disclosed out 105 members present , far short of a quorum , where upon the house adjourned with the president's message still on the speak er's table. In the senate the message was re ferred without discussion to the com mittee on Porto Rico. Bur wood Stock Closes Season. The Burwood Stock company , of Omaha , in "The Girl From Out Yon der , " will come to the Auditorium on May 21 , a week from next Friday , and so far as Is known at this date , will bo the closing attraction of the present theatrical season In Norfolk. The same company will be brought to Norfolk which presented "The Devil" here earlier In the season. Norfolk's Good Fortune. The Burwood Stock company has been at the Burwood theater In Oma ha permanently since the middle ol August , last year , save for two Inter ruptions similar to the present one. The week of May 17 , the Burwood tlioator Is occupied by Mrs. Flake and "Tho Blue Mouse , " respectively. The regular Burwood company will , ac cordingly , leave Omaha for u wcck , | visiting Beatrice , York , Hastings , Co- lumbuB , Norfolk nnd Fremont , re turning to , the regular Omaha en gagement at their own theater on May 23. 23.Omaha Omaha Schedule of Prices , On Its tour of the stn'itho Bur- wood company will retain Its regular Omaha schedule of prices , from 75 cents to 25 cents. Special scenery will ho brought from Omaha for the production of the piece. "Tho Girl from Out Yonder" was made popular by Adelaide Thuraton. MEANT HER SUICIDE TALK. Morphine Taken by Mrs. Boyle Take Razor From Him. Mercer , Pa. , May 10. The Boylcs contemplated suicide , nil right. Take Razor From Boyle. That threats of n double suicide * made by Mrs. Boyle last night were not more idle words was shown today , when It became known that n razor , which had been secreted in his clothIng - Ing , was taken from Boyle today nnd that Mrs. Boyle had taken what she says "enough morphine to kill two people. " The morphine was taken between midnight and daylight but had little effect on the woman. In the cell ul- joining Mrs. Boyle there Is a woman who Is said to bo nbdlcted to the use of morphine nnd who has ben supplied with It during her Imprisonment. Mrs. Boyle is said to have secured several tablets from this woman and to have swallowed them. She was rendered partly uncon scious during the night nnd wai very sick this morning. It is bollevod the effect of the morphine caused her to collapse In the court room. Fearing nn attempt to carry out their threats , Sheriff Chess hnd Boyle carefully searched before taking him into court today. A razor was found secreted in his necktie. As a further precaution Sheriff Chess today took from Mrs. t3oyle three hat pins and removed all the glasses she had in her cell. Boyle told something today of the murder in which he implicates the alleged third party to the abduction. It was committed , he says , In Youngstown - town , Ohio , twelve nnd fourteen years ago. He says a man by the name of Welgel was with a party of others on the third floor of n house ; that there was some drinking nnd then n quarrel during which Boyle alleges the third man hurled or pushed Welgel from a window to the paven.ent below. There was an Investigation and a verdict of accidental death "was returned. W. S. Anderson , counsel for Boyle in the kidnaping case , lived at the time at Youngstown and is said to have made an investigation. He said accidental death was the only verdict possible on the testimony presented at that time. If Boyle has any I now testimony , his counsel says he did not disclose It to them. His counsel stat ed that If Boyle has letters from the third party which would show the payment of hush money In connection with the murder , It might have had some effect In the kidnaping case , and If they can be produced now they may serve to get him a new trial. Only Fifteen Years If Good. Plttsburg , May 10. Mrs. Boyle , sen tenced at Mercer today to twenty-five years In the penitentiary and to pay a fine of $25,000 and the costs of the prosecution , may only serve fifteen years. The usual allowance for good behavior would reduce her time to fif teen years , and the fine will not have to be served out. DEAFNESS CANNOT TIE CUHED by locnl applications , ns they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only ono way to cure deafness , and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Etistachlan Tube. When this tube U inflamed you have a rumbllnp sound or Imperfect hearing1 , and when it Is en tirely closed , Deafness Is the result , and unless the Inflammation can bo taken out and this tube restored to Its nor mal condition , hearing : will be destroyed forever ; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh , which Is nothing but an Inflammed condition of the mu cous surfaces. Wo will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness ( caused by catarrh ) that cannot bo cured i > y Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. . , _ , , . _ , Toledo. Ohio. Sold bv Druprslsts , 7Co. Take Hall's Family pills for constlpa- tlon , Philippine Tariff Up. Washington , May 10. The Philip pine tariff bill was reported to the house todav by Chairman Payne , of the committee on ways and means , who gave notice that he would call it upon Thursday next. No agreement was reached regarding the amount of time which will bo devoted to debate. H Is not expected that this will be ex tended , and the probabilities are that the bill will bo put through In a day. . Labor Czar on Trial. Chicago , May 10. Martin B. ( Skinny - ny ) Martin , president of the Associ ated Building Trades of Chicago , and generally referred to as the local "czar" of labor , was placed on trial hero today before Judge McSurely , charged with Uio extortion of $1,000 from Joseph Kllcka for "settling a strike. " Taft Appoints Southern Democrat. jVashlngton , May 10. President Tnft today sent to the senate the nomination of Henry Graves Connor , a democrat , to bo United States judge for the eastern district of North Car- ollna. . Mrs. Longworth Has New Auto. Columbus , O. , May 10. Mrs , Alice Roosevelt Longworth has applied to the state automobile department for an automobile license , which Register Fred H. Carloy has expressed to Washington for her. TEMPLE FOR THE BAHAIS. Baha'o'llah's Follower * Plan to Own Tlulr Own Building In United Stntei. Such progress IIIIH boon made by tlm Bahal movement In the United States that the Now York delegaton who re turned recently from Chicago , where the first general convention was hold , reuort that the American followers of Bulm'o'llnh are now planning to erect a great temple of thor | ftilth. This will lie the first odlllce of the kind on ( he continent and the second one In the world. It will be In or near Chicago. Its im-hltcoturo will lie a departure from nil existing forms , but will not be eiiHtorn , as might bo supposed from the oriental origin of the rollidou. Mount ford Mills , ono of the leaders In the movement In Now York , mild on bin return that the Bahal move ment was constantly gaining follow ers and that nil parts of the United States , as well IIH Canada and Hawaii , were represented at the convention. There are five groups of Babuls In New York. The object of the movement Is the religious unification of the world. The forerunner of the faith. All Moham mod. rose In Shlraz , Persia , in 1811 and announced himself as preparing for the Promised One. He called him self the Bab. an Arabic word signifyIng - Ing "the door. " lie was persecuted and t > l\ years later put to death by the Persian government on being con victed of heresy. The real founder of the faith , Balm- o-llnh , succeeded him. He and his followers were sent to Aero ns pris oners. To him the Balmls refer rev erently as "he of Acre. " The present head of the faith is the son of Balm- o-llah , known as Abbas EfTcndl , who .was born on May 23 , 18-11 , on the very day that the Bab\proclalmod the coming of the Promised One. MARDI GRAS FOR GOLDEN GATE Portola Festival at San Francisco In Honor of Spanish Explorer. San Francisco Is to have a week of reVelry , like the Mardl Gras , next Oc tober that will be long remembered. It will bo known as the "Portola fes tlvnl , " and It Is to be In honor of Gas- par do Portola ( accent on the last syllable ) , who was dispatched by the miens of Spain to explore this great western country and who , In October. 17C9 , reached the peninsula and from the heights of Pllpur point looked down upon San Francisco bay. De Portola was afterward distinguished as the first governor of California. The festival will be opened on Oct. 19 nnd will continue for almost a week. During that period the city will be at homo to nil the world. Guests will be Invited from the eastern states and from foreign lands. They will be asked to come nnd se . the metropolis which has been born anew nt the Golden Gate. Not So Short. Ho was supposed to be a poor but otherwise honest young man , while she was admittedly a thing of beauty. "Will you marry mo ? " he asked. "No. " slip answered. f f'Yon are very Hhort. " he muttered. "Ditto , " she replied "That's why there Is nothing doing In the matrimonial menial line. ' ' "Oh. I don't know. " he sneered , ns ue extracted an obese billhook from an Inside pocket and displayed a number of $1.000 bills "I'm not so short. " Whereupon the unwary maid tried to fall upon his neck , but he gnicefully sidestepped , and she fell to the floor In a faint Chicago News. Made It Clear. Sergeant of Royal Irish Constabulary ( Intervlpwlng new member of the foreci-Well. Maglnnls , 'tis the fine , sthrons , lleoliy lookln' fella ye are. Now. If a desprlt man nttnckted ye wid a knife an * n pistol , would ye run or fight V Recruit Shurc. yer honor. 1 would ! Sergeant-What , ye would'/ / Recruit -Bogorra. 1 mane I would not. for ! Sergeant Ah. now that's bettherl G'long wid ye , me bucko ! London Punch. He Took the Chance. "No , " she said , nnd there was that in her voice which told htm she would neither change nor falter In her re solve "no. 1 have vowed to marry none save one brave and strong enough to swear that should he ever bo elect ed president he will give the vote to woman. " De Lnncy , such was his love's abound ing depth , hesitated not at all. "I swear It ! " ho cried and fell upon bis knees before her. Exchange. Tibetan Test of Character. The Tibetans have some strange tests for ascertaining the character of n man , said Sven Iledln. One is by means of n hole In n block of granite , through which the individual has to crawl. If ho is an honest man he will , according to the theory of the Tibet ans , creep through , but If a scoundrel he will stoo in the middle. Hit Home. Tommy Paw. what Is three card monte ? Mr. Tucker It's the most dia bolical , infernal swindle that ever any body er er oh. it's some sort of a gambling game with cards , I believe. Tommy. Chicago Tribune. Not Too Often. "They toll me New England Is full of old maids , " said the Philadelphia girl. "Now , I suppose you Boston girls don't orten marry ? " "No ; only once , as a rule , " replied the Boston girl. Philadelphia Record. The Best Advice. If you arc about to do something which may cause trouble , ask the ad vice of a man who has tried It. His advice will be stronger than that of u moralist , and It will be backed by ex- Dcricuce. Atchlson Globo. BIGTRTOLEPEBS Moving Pictures Give Many at Molokai First View of World. INTENSE INTEREST SHOWN. Several of the Unfortunate bul Eager Spectators Had Never Seen a City. Result of the Contribution of Spe cial Fund to Buy a Machine. Ono of the most iiiarvolmm experi ences In the history of the Moloknt leper settlement came to the pooplu of that Hhut-ln Isolation a short time ngo when a moving picture machine waa Installed In Berutanla hall , their pub- Ik1 place of assemblage , for their enter , talnment. It was , not merely that they twn moving pictures for the first time , but for the first time , to n very great iiuin * bcr of them , It was their first gllmpsa Into the world beyond the narrow con- flues of tin * settlement. Very many of them had never seen a city until the/ saw those projected on the moving pic ture screen. Elephants , camels , Inmrft , lions nnd the other animals of the cir cus or the zoo were presented to them for the first time. Fire engines , pollco patrols , moving troops , the thousand and one commonplaces of the ptcturo maclilnc , came to them not only with the force of novelty , but with the ef fect of something unheard of nnd un dreamed of before. Some months ago at the suggestion of Superintendent McVeigh of the set tlement a movement was started to procure a moving picture machine to be sent to the settlement for the enter tainment of the people there. A fund was contributed , the machine and n supply of 111 inn wore bought , nnd R. 1C Bonltie. who has traveled the world over scouring strange scenes 'for mov ing picture exhibitions , volunteered to go over and Install the machine.Thla ho did , and the greatest Interest In the matter was felt at the settlement. Every operation of the process of In stalling the apparatus was watched by nearly the whole population , nnd when finally the first exhibition wan given wonder nnd excitement knew no bounds. In addition to the films that have been provided by the donors for the settlement , Mr. Bonlnc took a largo- number of his own films to exhibit there for the entertainment of the pee ple. So Intensely Interested were they that no amount of repetition of the pic tures seemed to tire them. At their' earnest invitation Mr. Bonlne decided' to remain another week at the settle ment to exhibit his own pictures often enough so that every one In the settle ment shall have opportunity to sco them and more thoroughly to instruct some of the lepers how to manipulate the machine , so that there need be no interruption In the regularity or fre quency of the exhibitions after ho leaves. It Is expected that funds for new films will be donated from time to time by the public In Honolulu , BO that the people at the settlement will have new moving pictures to look nl at In tervals. ' Mr. Bonlno soys that In nil his experience lie has never seen such , absorbing Interest in moving pictures ] anywhere. Honolulu Special Corre spondence New York Post. ODD FASHION IN BOUQUETS. New Yorkers Marvel at an Easter Parador's Floral Pillow. There were ninny novel features to the Caster parade In Riverside drive , New York , the other day , but the cou ple who attracted most attention com prised n middle aged man nnd woman obviously out to exhibit their spring finery. What drew the eyes , however , waa not HO much the man's ultra shiny cha- peau. gray spats nnd accura * ° ly press ed frock coat us his companion's enormous - mous peach basket ha t a ml costume of brilliant colors , which no man could describe. It was a new fashion In bouqucta she initiated that left the passcrsby ngape. It suggested nothing so much as the floral pillows once popular at some funerals. The body of the bouquet was of vie lets. This was outlined at the top with a double row of lilies of the valley - loy nnd nt the bottom with n largo cluster of bright red roses. The cntlro creation extended from beneath bcr chin to her wnlst. "It's easy to tell where that came from , " one startled spectator said to another. "The husband's nn under taker. " President Taft's Baseball Pacsv- President Taft recently received' aTo" > annual pass to the baseball games at American league park. It wna pre sented by Thomas C. Noyes , who la president of the Washington baseball club. The pass was Inclosed In a black leather cardcase bearing the initials of the president engraved In gold. "Why , I didn't know Washington was In the American league , " the pres ident sold. i "Oh , yes , " said Mr. Noycs , "th- Washington team has been In the * American league for some time. " "What are you , " replied Mr. Taft-1 "tail enders ? " This brought a laugh , but Mr. Nbyoi * promised that the team would nmko a good showing this year , especially after the president hod promised to at tend some of tbo games. To Be Highest Telephone Line. A telephone line is being constructed over the Alps , which has the highest altitude of any telephone line in the world. Been that have honey In their moutba have stings In their tails. ScotUali Prorerb ,