PHE NORFOLK WEEKLY NKYVS..TOIJRNAI , ! FRIDAY. lORIinTlAUY 1 IHOR The Norfolk Weekly News-Journal The N wn. i : tntll ) hvit , 1HB1. _ The Journal. Kntabllshoil. 1871. THE MUSE PUBLISHING COMPANY W. N. UDRK N A. Him ; PrnnliliMit Hi-rri-tnry Tiy miiirper your , II 3u. Knlorril ut tlupoHtolHco ill Norfolk , Nob. , nH Hm-oml rl BB _ imiUor. _ _ TeloplinnoH' Kdlturlnl Dapartinotil Mo. 22. UllHlneoB OlHco mill Jolj Uoomrv No. 11 22. _ Although tliu Norfolk llro depart- inunt IB going to get thu hone wagon before ( ho horses , It Is to be hoped Unit the horses and paid driver will bo forthcoming In duo tlino. The es tablishment of a team of horscB and nn over ready driver at the Norfolk down town lire station would make It possible to got to many llres In out lying dlHtrlcts with great promptness nnd as a rcHiilt many hundreds of dollars lars would bo ( saved to Norfolk prop erty owners each year. As a business Investment , pure and simple , the add ed protection would bo valuable to all Norfolk property. And It ought to have something to do with the Insur ance rat PS. NEBRASKA FOR TAFT. The St. Paul ( Minn. ) Dispatch has this to say of Nebraska : "Republicans of Lincoln , Neb. , took a straw vote on the presidency and Hooscvolt led all the rest. Nebraska insists that ho Is still a candidate. Of course , there will bo lots of people who will go on voting for Roosevelt for the next thirty years , the same as they did for Andrew Jackson. " The Dispatch Is wrong. Nebraska republicans have never doubted the sincerity of President Roosevelt and huvo never been among those who claimed that ho was working toward Ills own nomination for a third term. Nebraska republicans have enough faith in the president to take him at his word and they are going to vote for Secretary Taft when the tlmo comes , if the rank and file have any thing to say about it. THE VACCINATION CONTROVERSY The same old question has arisen this year at Lincoln where Chancellor Andrews has issued an order requir ing all students in the state univer sity to bo vaccinated. The order fol lowed the breaking out of a case of smallpox In a student who had re fused to be vaccinated and who had attended classes. Every time the head of a school Issues an order compelling all students to be vaccinated , a row results. Many people are afraid of vaccination. Aroused by articles such as was printed a year by Elbert Hub- bard , who declared that vaccination wa merely transmitting disease to Abe human , they come to the belief that they prefer taking chances on the disease as- against possible effects of the vaccination. And when expulsion Is threatened , irate parents rise up and demand upon what authority vac cination Is made compulsory. It's the same old controversy that has been going on over and over in public schools for a gooA many years. And apparently it isn't any nearer peace able solution today than ever. A POINT TO BE TESTED. It Is perhaps as well that the state railway commission's interpretation of the anti-pass law as regards the ex change of transportation for advertis ing space , be tested now as any time. The interstate commerce commission held that such an exchange was In violation of the federal railroad rate law , and a test case has been brought against the Monon road. The news papers Involved probably stand ready to prove that they give value received , dollar for dollar , when they trade ad vertising space , and it really matters little to them whether or not the gov ernment steps in and compels them to accept cash in place of commodi ties. Many hold that so long as each party to the transaction is satisfied that he has been given value received , It Is not the concern of the govern ment whether that value be represent ed in silver dollars or coonskins or wampum. But since the state nnd interstate commissions have ruled that such barter Is violating the law , it is as well that the point be definitely settled In the courts first as last. Years ago the newspapers used to be pretty generally on a "trade" basis. Of later years It has taken no law to reduce their transactions altogether tea a cash basis. But the legal point In volved might as well be determined now as any time. MEN ARE NOT MACHINES. There Is a fallacy that still runs through our business and Industrial life which Is so mischievous that it ought to bo fully exposed and rooted out. out.That That fallacy is discovered In the Individual who tells you that ho works for the wages ho gets. It Is the mis take of labor unions that they minim ize the Indldlvdiml ami refuse to allow skill to stand for what It is worth , thinking that union effort must bo subserved by a common level oven If that means the leveling down of ex pert laborers ; it Is the fallacy of the socialist who spends his tlmo in talk ing of property and ownership as If tlieso were life's essentials. It is equally the fallacy of capital when it concerns Itself only with the more question of profits. It is the most Bcilous mistake of the ago to place the success of life on the mure money getting ability. The truth Is so self evident that this Is a very superficial and Inaccurate measure of life that It needs only to be stated to bo promptly acknowledged. No man who works merely for the pay there is In It is worth hiring. It Is In the joy of the work Itself , In the gladness of service , In the loyalty of achievement that is found the reward for which men undergo toilsome days. Men are not machines. They are llesh and blood and they do their work not with routine and soulless precision but with Intense and passionate human In terest. This refers to successful and prized workmen. It ought to bo true of all men. It will bo when they are treated as men and the man who em ploys them cares for thorn and Is willIng - Ing to reward them in proportion to the actual value of tholr achievement. Then all that is to bo really desired In socialism will result and the earth will be filled with the joy of genuine success. NEBRASKA PRESS MEETING. There Is every reason to believe that the coming meeting of the Nebraska Press association , which convenes In Lincoln next Monday , will bo one of the most delightful and altogether profitable gatherings that the organi zation has known in a long tlmo. Ex tensive preparations have been made and It is hovod that a large delegation will be on hand to represent the quill pushers of northern Nebraska. Among the prominent features of the meeting will ho the lecture by Ed. Howe and the address by W. J. Bryan. From the letter of the president , Ed itor Henry C. Richmond of the Fre mont Herald , the following spicy ex tract is quoted to show that there will be things doing : Dear Brethren : I am Inviting you yea , more I am urging you to come to our great love feast In Lincoln , Feb ruary 24. To every man and woman engaged In newspaper work In Nebraska , I am making this appeal. No matter wheth er you ever did or never did belong to the press association , I Implore you not to miss the time of your life. Every Indication Is that the Thirty- sixth annual meeting of the Nebraska Press association will bo the greatest gathering of the annolnted over held in the state. Some warm debates are scheduled. Just pick up and come , brother , and bring your wife. She will enjoy It , too , for we have provided a continual round of pleasure for every minute from Monday evening , when Ed. Howe , famous editor of the Atchlson Globe , the most widely quoted newspaper In the world , delivers his celebrated lec ture on "Dally Notes of a Trip Around the World , " to close when William J. Bryan will deliver an address. Then there are such lights as Blxby , Brown , Tanner , "Senator Sorenson" and a score of others. Indeed , the whole program will sparkle with jewels , grave and gay ; with humor and pathos , prose and poetry , eloquence and logic a ver itable feast of knowledge , a bushel of fun and a world of happy memories. Moreover , several questions of vital Interest to all of us will be settled at this meeting. It is no question wheth er or not you can afford to go , but can you afford to miss it. You will be made at home. That letter ought to be enough to draw every editor in the state. Bixby and Bryan and Ed. Howe ought to be worth the price of admission , alone. LA FOLLETTE BUREAU BLUNDERS An Interesting dispatch from Lin coln , inspired by the LaFollette press bureau , says that Taft supporters in Nebraska are "perturbed" over the shifting of sentiment from Taft to Roosevelt for the presidential nomi nation. The message also says that "the manager of the LaFollette cam paign in Nebraska has been busily en gaged In switching the LaFollette strength to Roosevelt. " This dispatch was sent out prior to the clear-cut Interview given in Washington Mon day by President Roosevelt to a num ber of Nebraskans , In which ho de clared that the only way friends of the administration could indicate their sincerity was to support Secre tary Taft. In vlow of that interview , It would appear that the LaFollette machine has made another serious blunder In its efforts to control every thing In Nebraska politics. And other things are evident from the dispatch. It Is evident , for Instance , that the LaFollette machine managers are will ing to throw LaFolletto over the tran som at any moment for the sake of getting Into a bandwagon that will be popular. In other words , It Is a case of playing politics rather than adher ing sincerely to any man or principle , with the LaFolletto campaign manage ment In Nebraska. Also it is appar ent that the LaFolletto management considers its followers as so many bushels of potatoes. "Tho manager of the LaFolletto camaplgn In Nebraska has been busily engaged in switching LaFollette strength to Roosevelt , " the telegram says. All of which shows that the LaFolletto management be lieves , at least , that It can switch its followers from one man to another like a lot of dominoes. But the people ple who have been fighting Roosevelt and Taft with a LaFolletto campaign will not bring great gratitude upon their heads from the white house by switching their strength nt this hour to a Roosevelt third term movement. The president has asked Nebraska re publicans , in nil earnestness , not to support any third term movement. And the chances arc his dcsiro in this Instance will have more weight with Nebraska republicans than the efforts of the LaFolletto campaign manage ment. PORTUGAL'S DEBT. "Money talks" so does the lack of It. Nations or individuals who are Im poverished always command the sym pathy of their more fortunate neigh- bora oven If their degradation Is the result of their own Incompetence or waywardness. The llttlo kingdom of Portugal stands before the world , as a most pitiful object lesson of a king ridden nation. Today Its people are crushed under the humiliation of the tragedy which ended the llfo of a king and his son , the crown prince. But the gloom which enshrouds the now boy ruler and his advisors Is uiado more dcuso and discouraging than it othcrwiso would be by the tre mendous Indebtedness under which the country staggers. With a total property valuation of $2,500,000,000 its funded dcpt is ? 8G4- 701,000. When it Is contemplated that Portugal has a smaller population and a great deal less wealth than many American states the tremend- ousncss 01 the burden Is-apprehended. Is it any wonder that it is so hope lessly in debt when it is stated that the running expenses of the govern ment last year were $03,000,000 ? To maintain royal splendor cost the king's family over half a million last year for personal expenses. This In face of the fact that many of the people are wretchedly poor and not a few on the verge of starvation. When this people ple look over the map of Europe and see the republic of Switzerland with n property valuation about the same as their own , with a debt of less than $20,000,000 , is it any surprise that they have a craving for republican simplic ity ? Revolutions in spite of all reac tionary tendencies do not go back ward. It may be it is the more pro bable that the little European king dom near the Atlantic which com mands the attention of all lovers of humanity may continue to be ruled by , the semblance of monarchy. It may be that there will be intelligence and force enough to establish a republican form of government In the near future. Be this as it may out of the embarrass ment of debt , out of its tragedy , Port ugal will emerge with a larger con sciousness of the value of human lib erty and the people will demand a growlngly larger control of public affairs. A HAZARDOUS EXPEDITION. . It Is amazing to the ordinary man of quiet pursuits and steady-going ways to see how much men will undergo for the sake of adventure. The spirit of wauaer lust is widespread and the de sire to see something new Is pervasive. Perhaps it is just as general to want , to conquer something and there seems to be a peculiar and irresistible fas cination to bold spirits here and there In doing the unusual In attempting the extraordinary and the dangerous. This spirit manifests itself in such men as Peary and Capt. Amundsen and when one reads what they tell of the lone , long years spent with a mere handful of adventurous spirits among the icebergs of the Arctic , far away from homo and civilization one is as tonished at what they have done but marvels still more at the passion which possesses them to again seek the frozen north. Men have always been ready to undertake the extraordinary and the . hitherto unaccomplished. Danger and death may stare them directly In the , face but the quest only charms them the more. There has within the past few days been undertaken a journey which has in it all the certainties of a thrilling and unique trip and the probabilities of suffering and dangers of manifold character. It has been started up in a quiet , practical sort of way but its progress will be watched with Intense Interest and much solicitude. A half dozen automobiles have start ed from New York City to make a trip around the world with Paris as their : destination. Their route takes them by way of Alaska and Siberia. It is difficult to picture to one's self what such a journey means and what it calls for in the way of equipment and endurance. It will bo no pleasure trip. To attempt such an adventure In mid . winter even across our own country Is something most of people would shrink from as carrying with It se verities that could not bo endured. But these automoblllsts look upon this as a very mild experience. They have to face Alaskan winter and perils hard ly conceivable In finding their way , . with their machines , through perils of snow and Ice. And oven this Is but the beginning of the long , dreary jour ney across Asia , among strange people and unknown tongues where continued ice and snow , Intense cold and drenchIng - Ing rains will be contended with. Not only an adverse climate but long stretches of poor roads or no roads , over mountains , through deserts , rough hills and almost Impenetrable swamps are ahead of them. The truth is It Is a journey crowded full of most wretched possibilities and hazardous experiences. It Involves the passing over of more than 20,000 miles of country , running up against some of the most dangerous topograph ical situations nnd climatic obstacles of the most formidable character. However , the machines are the most rugged and stout that can bo made nnd the men who guldo them are sturdy and hardened for such a trip. For several years they have been enduring during all sorts of hardships In auto moblllng with a view of fitting them selves for this weird , long , dangerous expedition. What the outcome will bo no one can foretell. But It will bo a tremendous test of automoblllngand may result In the machines being used for transcontinental service In a way as yet not dreamed of. If these sturdy young fellows reach the French capital , safe and sound , they will have accomplished another achievement worthy of man's eudeav or ; If they fall , they will have shown the stuff of which the vigorous Amerl can of today Is possessed. Tholr coun trymcn will watch their course with deep concern nnd with them In their remarkable and perilous journey , will go the best wishes of thousands. A GREAT STEP FORWARD. It Is refreshing that amid the stress Df multifarious problems which con front the American people In so many different and- diverse directions that there has arisen during the past few years an Increasing demand that the American boy be given a better "fight- lug chance" In the "world's broad field sf battle , In the bivouac of life. " It Is a lamentable fact that while as i people we have been contending for 2quallty and justice and liberty of ac tion in our political life , In education- il matters , we seem to have been al most totally blinded both as parents ind as teachers , to giving these same irlnclples any practical bearing when . t came to the rising generation. The plain truth is that our whole school system has been built up and sustained on the theory that the full ilgh school course and this followed ly a college course was the natural expectation and resultant of every joy and girl's education. Practically , we know how this has vorked. It has given the occasional joy and a few more of the girls the : hance to fit themselves for teaching > r some professional life and utterly gnored the situation which the av erage boy or girl has to meet. It Is one of the most Iniquitous and lerlaus injustices of the times. It has , t Is true , built up great institutions > f learning , but it has failed ignomln- ously In helping to make the path- vny of the many easier or their foot- ng more sure. It Is a strange sltua- .Ion that at the same time the people ind their strenuous leaders have been irralgning In the most scathing terms 'the ' system" In the financial world > ecausc it has by combination and ; reed , thrown the prizes of commer- : ial success into the hands of the few , he people themselves through "the lystem" of state and national educa- lon have been forging chains of llm- tatlon for the next generation fascl- mted by the splendid edifice they vere rearing In "higher education" as ihown by the magnificent and colossal imounts of money expended so freely n colleges , universities and high ichools for the benefit of a mere reni- mnt at bests of the "army with ban- icrs" which fill our country and city ichools. This is no indictment against the ilgher schools of the land. They are md always will be needed and are llllng , If rightly used , a beneficent ) lace In the school plan. The mlsfor- .une is that in the years past undue imphasis has been placed upon their 'alue to the detriment of the countless housands whose lives they never ouched and whose rights and privl- eges should have and must have , pre eminent consideration If the republic s to continue to exist and the pros- > erity of the people subserved. Happily , the lesson of our remiss- less and shortsightedness has been 'ully learned and there Is an awaken- ng on this subject among all educat es who are earnest In their desire for he welfare of the children. The edict Is still In force that by" ho sweat of their brow men must earn heir dally bread. In life's dwelling he chamber of toll occupies a large ilace. And even in free America we : annot all expect to be "captains of ndustry , " phenomenal geniuses or jreat leaders. The many must bo con- .ent to live commonplace lives. More- iver , It Is not In the learned profes sions that most boys find their highest laturnl aptitude. It is In the trades where men com- line the use of clear brains with deft | ( lands that the greater number of the joys will take their places among the I < .vorld's busy workers. ' ' A great army of bright American loys are forced by the necessities iVhich confront them , to leave the jrades and the high schools every year o become wage earners. There Is ulded to those , another greater num- ) er , who not from necessity but from reference , would choose to bo artl- lans. It Is this class , hitherto largely gnored , which form the bone nnd ilnew of the nation , and to whoso iceds the educators are now giving iced There was recently held In the city i j ) f Chicago a meeting of the National 11 Society for the Promotion of Indus- trial Kdueatlon"Or. . Prltchctt of the Carnegie Institute , spoke for "a com bination of the apprentice system with the school under which the boy spends part of his time In school and part In the shop. " Other men of distinction made the same plea and President Hoosevelt In a letter wrote : "My In terest In this movement arises more than might else out of the desire to SOP the American boy have his best opportunity for development. " There Is a general movement grad' ' tmlly swooping over the entire country with a force which is irresistible , de manding that school and shop bo com bined In the training of the pupil be tween the ages of fourteen and seven teen and that trade school training be ghen In the lower grades. We are beginning to understand that the bo\s nnd girls must be taught those things which enable them to meet the new duties of life which await them the moment they leave school If they are to bo useful citizens. Everywhere the fact Is evident that If America Is to hold Its Industrial su premacy , It must be by the skill and Industry of the boy who goes Into trades. In years before the civil war the ap prentice system was In unrestrained vogue. But the last half century has seen a decadence In this method of training and It has become Inevitable that the state must give the boy oppor tunity to get the shop training If he Is ( o have It. For years there has been n mild pro test against a system of education which In spirit and In practice com- lielled thj majority of boys and girls to loam the things which would posi tively unfit them for the life , which Ijy aptitude or necessity , they would ? eek ; or else fall by the wayside , nnd .molded , through failure and dlscour- igement , wrestle to find their place in ; he world. It was a handicap unde served and unjust. But now the shop- = chool Is coming. It is here to stay. It means a long step toward better ndustrlal conditions and marks a new ind grander era In the progress of education in this country. It's advent Is Inspiring. It shows jlearly that we are not a decadent latlon. It is one of the ever multiply- ng indications that democracy means ncomparably more in Its widening ap- illcutions than we have yet dreamed > f , and that posterity sometime will ; ee it splendidly triumphant in every valk of life. The free public school system islet lot only the bulwark of our liberties nit it Is the pathway to broadening > pportunlty for the men and women vho are to follow us In moulding the lestlnies of ultimate America. BANKS AND NEWSPAPERS. The Ponca Journal , like a good many : ither worthy Nebraska newspapers , las for many years been trying to mild up the community In which it is mblished , by every possible means , | : Sometimes it has had the support from ] ocal banks to which it is entitled , by t virtue of the fact that banks are more nterested than any other institutions n the upbuilding of a town , and some- : lmes it has not. So last week it altered complaint. If there is any one class of people n the United States today more than mother who ought to see with the laked eye the wonderful potentiality if newspaper advertising , it is the lanker. Never has newspaper pub- icity done more than It did a very 'ew weeks ago when it co-operated ( vith the banks of the nation and by leliberate and determined efforts 'ought off what for a time promised o be a most disastrous panic and ivhat , for a considerable length of : lme , threatened to sweep out of ex- stence many of the banks of the na- : Ion which are publicly looked upon is strong banks. Newspaper space , freely given during those critical iveeks , saved those banks from de struction. No better example of the lower of advertising , Intelligently and persistently used , has ever been given to the bankers of the United States. This Is what the Journal says : If there is any class of business men n existence who ought to hold the general newspaper fraternity in grate- ! ul remembrance It Is the bankers of the country. During the financial jrlsis the newspapers were the salva- : lon of the country. There was not a firebrand in the lot. From one end of the country to the other In village , own and city the newspapers urged the people to be calm , quiet and se rene , assuring them that the finances if the country were safe and sound uul that the banks arc absolutely se en re , and published utterances of not ed financiers to back up their state ments. The average obscure country icwspaper man may not have any credit at the bank , but deserves well . if the banking fraternity , and is en- ; lted ! to their advertising and print- ng. . If ho is prepared to print checks , leposit slips , note heads and the like 10 ought to have the privilege of doing so , without having to buck a large lithographic firm In a largo city , or a eheap sweat shop In some remote : own. These outfits are of no help to .ho banker when the days of adversity eome. The newspapers of the country ren- lered their fullest service during those lark days for the sake of protecting ho business institutions of the United States against a state of mind that : hreatencd to destroy all In Its path. 1'ho service was not given for the solo nirposo of saving the banks as banks , nit for savhiB the whole business structure of the country. There was ] no thought of reward or of obligation In ( he rendition. Yet It will probably take a good long time before most of the bankers of the nation will forget what was done for them during those few weeks by the press of America. The time has j-tmo by when th country nownpapor asked advertising support as n matter of "charity. " In ( diluent hiiHltio.sH men of today urn advertising Hpnco because It help them to build business for themselves Hanks have hud a practical demount ra tlon of the power of newspaper pub llclty and Suggestion ; they were snvoi by II. And now that ( ho banks have been saved , their next problem lies li coaxing back Into their deposit vaults the cash that was withdrawn from cli dilation during the first HIIIOH ( ; o fright. One of their strongest prob lems will be to convince people thai having money on deposit In a bank where It can be secured any tlmo , Is to lie desired above sewing up thai money In long-tlmo loan security. Am' ' the shrewd bankers , having had ar object lesson , are going to build ii | their deposits now by the very same force which saved them from receiver ship some weeks ago the Intelligent and persistent use of newspaper pub llcity. M1CSSAG13 TO NEBRASKA. It Is only necessary to review the interview given by President Roosevelt velt to a number of Ncbraskans the other day , to prove that the genuine friends of the administration are not the people who are still Insistent In trying to coerce the president to break Ills word and make a third term race , but those who have taken him at IIH ! word , believed In his sincerity nnd acted upon the theory that he meant what he said when he announced that under no circumstances would he ac ccpt another nomination. Among callers at the while house was Coiiyrohbinan Pollard. After he had finished his interview , Mr. Pol lard was asked what lie had to say regarding the action of the Lancaster county republicans in instructing for President Roosevelt for a third term. And this is what Congressman Pol lard , In a Washington dispatch , Is credited with having said : I have just read a full account of the convention. It seems that the sup porters of the present administration ire divided between the president and lis secretary of war , Mr. Taft. Under [ 'xlstlng circumstances it seems to me there ought to be no question as to the attitude of the party in Nebraska. [ have talked with the president many times about the presidential situation ind have repeatedly urged him to slm- [ ily remain Inactive and that the coun try would unquestionably renomlnate dim. He has Invariably and repeated- y said that his published statement mmedlatcly after his election three rears ago , which was recently repeat ed , expresses his position clearly and ionestly nnd that he trusted the. parly ivould accept his statement without liiestlon. From my conversations with : he president I am convinced that un- ler no circumstances will he accept he renomination for a third term. He is very strongly of the opinion that .be precedent established by George iVabhington at the expiration of his second term ought not to be set aside. The president has repeatedly told ne that his only desire was that the epubllcnn nominated to succeed him should be a man thoroughly In sympa- , hy with his administration and that ho policies he has Inaugurated should ie prosecuted vigorously until finally written into law. Secretary Taft has ieen the president's closest adviser ind counsellor. He has contributed nore than any other man in the cab- net to the success or the Uoosevilt ulmlnlstration In fact , he is part of t. The president lias a wider or- lualntance among public men iJjan my man in official life today. He Is n a better position to judge as to who s best capable of perpetuating the lolicies of his administration than myone else. The fact that President [ loosevelt is giving his faithful sup- lort to Secretary Taft and his repeat ed declination to become a candidate 'or renomination ought to be sufficient 'or all those who are at heart in favor if the reforms he advocates. If I thought the president would iccept a nomination for a third term ; would be most heartily In favor of lis renomination. Being convinced in my own mind , however , that he will lot , I think it is bad policy for those who believe In the president to com- illcate the situation by sending an nstructed delegation to the Chicago convention for him. A careful study if the situation hero In Washington : onvlnces me that there is a deter mined effort being made to nominate in ultra-conservative or reactionary candidate. Nearly all those states ; hat have a large representation In the lational convention have favorite sons n , vhom they will support for the presl- lency. The one making the best showing will likely receive the support if the others. In view of the fact hat the field Is united against Mr. Faft , who alone stands for a contlnua- ion of the policies of the president , t seems to me that all the friends of .he administration ought to rally to he support of Secretary Taft. It is becoming more and more evi- lent that the people who are casting loubt upon the president's sincerity n his statement that he will not ac- : ept another term , are not in any way eally giving their support to the resident. And It Is also becoming more ap- tarent that the president is anxious .lint his successor shall bo Secretary Faft , and no other man. More than that , with his gains In Illinois and other btates , It Is nioro ind more apparent that Secretary raft Is going to ho the nominee. AROUND TOWN. Was anybody , through accident , left off that V M ( ' . A. riiHtlers' commit tee ? Watch the want ads grow. Lent Is on the way. Spring lingers In the lap of wlntn The man says ( hat bin Now knock when they coinu to tlu door. There ought to bo Homo rlp-ronrlni ; birthday celebrations on the twenl > ninth of this month. Norfolk IIIIH to make Ice while ilu- HUH MlllllOH. The political bee IH beginning to bu// . In Hplto of several Inches of HI1OW. There Is one woman In Norfolk who IIIIH kept a secret from her husband for eighteen years , Although there was more or loan snow here , Norfolk's street cars weio not In the least Interfered with. After all , It's only natural that the firemen should choose a warm sub- jcct to discuss , oven during a blizzard. And what could be warmer than the Fourth of July celebration that has buen planned for Norfolk by the fire men ? Isn't ' It unfortunate , when you con sider how many storms Norfolk es- capoH , to think that all mankind can't live here ? Somehow or other , Nor folk manages pretty nearly every time to Ju.st escape the storms of both winter - tor nnd summer. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. The "truth that hurts" Is the onlj variety HOIIIO people ever tell. When you cry , you are learning something you should have known before. A comfortable chair in an office IH a ; roat inducement for some callers to oaf. You never bear anyone bragging much about his goad habits being hereditary. It is hard for a town to lese an old bum , but it is frightfully easy to lose a good citizen. Doesn't It seem some days as though other people were put in the world for no other reason than to aggravate you ? Sometimes you think you are meet ing big people , and you find , upon closer acquaintance , that they are two-fors. When a capable woman marries a worthless man , how who frets and fumes , and feels disgraced ! But it does her no good. Some men are polite when you bother them , even though they are very busy , but they hate you just the same. Transact your business , and get out. Sister begins at a very early age to say "perspiration" while brother con tinues for years later to call it "sweat. " If a man follows your advice and succeeds , ho will never admit that It - . was your advice he followed. a ( , , .3 We have noticed that the last man to tell of his bad dream at the break fast table , always had the worst one. A good man is always rated below his true value ; a bad man is always rated above his true value. The trouble with the women Is that telling them you like them makes them regard you as their prisoner. When a man is a failure as a re- taller , he talks a good deal about en gaging In the business at wholesale. After a man passes fifty , he flnds that If he waits to do a task until he feels like it , he will never get it done. If you want to succeed In a com munity , the hatred and contempt of home men Is as necessary as the re spect of others. When you know a successful man , you also know of some little weakness that keeps him from succeeding a great deal better. A man is brought up to believe that women are better than they are , and woman Is educated to believe that . men are worse than they really are. Somehow a man feels that his town Is not treating him right when he comes back , after a long absence , and finds that It progressed without him. Both a man and his wife have a way of saying "wo are saving money" In a way that Indicates that the speaker Is doing all the economizing done in that family. If you believe what people say , nothing Is everything. Women cry . about It , people claim they nro workIng - * * Ing for it , nobody wants It , but every body seems to bo getting It. _ _ _ _ * Perhaps one reason man attains a greatness seldom reached by woman Is that ho doesn't have his mind di verted from the goal of his ambition by his corsets pinching. _ _ _ _ - Not that we want a diligent search made , but wo would really like to know what has become of the man who sent a crnillo as a wedding gift , nnd laughed all over himself about it.