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ic FOR JUDGE.
Nebraska will try out lla now pri
mary nysloin on Tuesday for the first
tlnio. The polls will bo open from 9
n. in. until 0 p. m.
Tlio most Important nomlnntlon to
bo mndo IB that for flupromo jtulRO.
Judge Sodgwlck Bhould bo rcnomlnat-
oil by ropubllcona from nny loglcnl
viewpoint. Ho 1ms mndo nn excellent
Judge for six years. Ho Is a mnn
youiiB onoiiRh to continue In vigorous
execution of hla duties for another
term. There Is no reason for turning
him out of ofllco now and It would bo
to the InBtlng Bhamo of Nebraska re
publicanism If ho were to bo ousted for
the sake of a few office-seeking poll
tlclans wbo liavo Btlrrod up a campalRii
against him In the hope that they may ,
by making another mnn judge , Innd np
polntmonts. The ofllco of supreme
Judge In Nebraska IB too Important and
too snored to bo juggled about In the
nlr by a few aspiring political vaudo
vlllo artists. Judge Sedgwlck IB a fair
mnn nnd ho has been a fnlr judge. Ho
lina brought credit upon the ropubllcnn
party nnd for Us own sake the repub
lican party should put him back on the
bench for another term. Judge Reese ,
tlio only opposing candidate for the
nomlnntlon , Is pnst eighty years old
nnd hla age , before lie had finished the
term , would bo a serious handicap
Judge Sodgwlclc Is In the prime of
health nnd all In nil nu excellent chief
justice.
THIRD TERM EFFORT.
It will probably bo good news to
President Roosevelt that the Lewis
ton , Idaho , commercial club has with
drawn Its resolution demanding that
the president reconsider his dotcrmln
aUon not to make the rnco ngnln for
the presidency. For , In the words of
Henry Wnttorson , It Is no compliment
to the president for thcso third torn
boomers to continue doubting the
president's word and thus attempting
to mnko It appear that ho was Insln
ecru when ho announced , on the night
of election , that under no circuin
stances would he bo a candidate for
or would ho accept a ronomlnntlon.
The Lowlston Commorlcal club the
other day mndo a bid for notoriety by
adopting resolutions demanding tha
the president run again. Now th
Bruno club has revoked those resol
utlons. It nppcnrs that the first set o
resolutions were drawn up by a mln
orlty of the club. When the other ;
heard of It , there was a row.
So the resolutions wore rescinded
And to those who passed them in th
first place these words fresh from th
typewritten of Henry Watterson mlgh
hnvo been referred :
The very suggestion Is an Insult t
Mr. Roosevelt , It Is an Insult , because
cause it assumes that he did not mean
what ho said the night of the election
of 1904 , nor any of the many renssor
tlons ho 1ms made since then. It 1
nn Insult because it assumes him n
false nnd treacherous friend , who pur
poses by Taft's candidacy butchery
and betrayal , and his own advantage
not a square deal. It is an insult be
cause it assumes the president no' '
only to bo a scoundrel but a fool.
TUBERCULAR CATTLE.
town's experience with tuberculosis
and milk only tends to strengthen the
argument mndo and oft repeated In
these columns that Nebraska ought to
adopt an Inspection system for the
protection of Its citizens from tuber
cular milk. The
News hns before now
expressed the opinion that the Norfolk -
folk city'council could do no more
beneflclnl thing than to provide for
local Inspection until the state gets
ready to protect Its citizens as It
should.
It hns been demonstrated In Iowa
thnt most of the tuberculosis comes
from tubercular herds of dnlry cows.
The northern hnlf of thnt state Is the
dnlry portion of the state nnd like
wise the tuborculnr portion. Iowa
will probably ennct leglslntlou nt the
next leglslntlvo session to mnko rapid
tests and to stamp out tubercular
cattle.
In Iowa there Is a society for the
study and prevention of tuberculosis.
Over a year ago that society started
out a specialist who has been lecturing
all over the state on ways of prevent
ing the disease. Ho has covered the
state and Is now lecturing a second
time In the same places. The society
has made excellent progress In fight
ing the disease. The society now an
nounces that It Is satisfied most of
the tuberculosis comes from milk of
tubercular cattle.
There Is Httlo knowledge of how
many people die In Nebraska every
year because the state takes no steps
to stamp out the tubercular cnttlo and
protect the citizens.
The most hopeful discovery made by
the Iowa society Is that the fresh air
refitment la producing good rosultn
ml most of the people sleeping out of
oorn arc recovering.
OUR NEW READERS.
The NOWB toilny reaction 001 now
ogulnr BubHcrlborB In northern No-
iniHlm , nioHt of them In Madison nnd
Morco countU'B nil of thorn In terrl-
ory tributary to this city as a com-
norclal center. The News trusts that
hose new renders may become perma
nent friends nn time goes on. After
Isltlng them each day for some time ,
The NOWB hopes that KB Borvlco may
lie BO nntlflfnctory that they will not do i
without It. And from pnst experience )
with other now warm friends , this end I
will bo attained.
A word of Introduction mny not bo >
out of order. The Norfolk News has
: > i > on running aa a dnlly pnpor for twenty
ty yearn. It was nineteen yours ago
the first day of next December that
the paper wan taken over by the present
ont management. Until four years ago
The News waa a purely local dally ,
reaching only Norfolk. At that time a
ampalgn of expansion was begun and
i noon edition Installed by moans of
which The NOWB might reach nil of
northern Nebraska and southern South
Dakota with the world's telegraph
lows and news of this territory , many
hours ahead of nny other papers. The
success of this experiment has been
more than satisfactory. The growth
has boon rapid and substantial over
since. Today The NOWH has throe odl
tloiiB n day , roaches practically every
homo In Norfolk , nine out of ton of the
farm homos on five rural routes out of
Norfolk , nnd several thousand homes
out through Madison county nnd the
rest of northern Nebraska nnd south
cm South Dakota.
The News Is always twenty-four
hours ahead with dally market reports i.
It Is always ahead with news of this
territory. It scores many Important
news "bents" In vitally Important
Items. Among the telegraphic reports
given to News renders twenty-four
hours nhend of other papers , have
been : The fall of Tort Arthur , the Slo
cum horror , the death of the pope , the
San Francisco earthquake , the doatl
of Edward Rosowatcr , the Thaw trla
disagreement , the Bancroft lynching
nnd many other equally and less 1m
portant reports. This Is mentioned
merely for the snko of showing our
now readers what wo nro going to defer
for them.
The News hns tried to do Us shnro
townrd developing this now northwest
It expects to continue. Through The
News the northwest has gotten ac
qunlnted with Itself much bettor thni 11
would hnvo been possible through pn
pers fnr nwny , not Interested directly
In this territory. Every community , I
Is believed , hns felt some benefit.
The News hopes thnt Its now renders
may become permanent members o
Its northwest family.
THE FARMERS' GREAT EARNINGS
Who could doubt that the United
States Is to continue In Its prcson
unequalled prosperity , In view of th
fnct that the American fnrmcr thl
yenr tins earned n thousand million
dollars more than he did a year ago
And who , Indeed , would covet n
monopoly on the world's oil supply
or thread supply , so long as the flel
for farming remains open to bestov
Independence , health , happiness an
tlio respect of one's neighbors upon
one's shoulders.
According to a preliminary roper
on the present season's crops , whlcl
will bo published In the next Issue o
tlio American Agriculturist , the Amer
Icnn fnrmer hns enrned this yea
$1 , 000,000,000 more than Inst An
wo all thought ho was doing pretty
well last year.
The Increased earnings of the farm
are due not to an Increase In crop
production , for the crops are estimate
at ton per cent less this year than last ,
but to the Increased prices for over
commodity which tlio farmer 1ms fo
sale.
sale.And
And so It Is apparent , from the fac
that the crop Is less but the earning
greater than a year ago , that after al
this general prosperity Is being ovenl
distributed. Contrary to the outer
of the demagogues , every class of clt-
Izen In the United States is getting
slice of the melon of prosperity. Anc
In splto of the cries of alarm lest will
In a few years three or four men wll
own us nil , body nnd soul , these fig
ures Indicate that after all the Amer
lean fnrmer , nnd with him the rest o
the mnsscs , nro holding their own
nnd then some.
When the farmer Is prosperous , th
balance of the nation is bound to b
likewise prosperous. The farmer | s
the foundation of our prosperity nnd
with this Immensely Increased enrnln
for the fnrm In the present season
there Is every prospect for a cor
responding increase In the nation'
general business prosperity.
With a thousand million dollar
more this year than ho earned last
the American farmer Is going to b
able this winter to buy a piano for th
parlor , nn automobile for his own con
fort , now carpets for the floor , now
clothes for the family , now stoves t
ooli on and now furniture for every
oom. Ho Is going to bo able to nnt-
sfy hla every want nnd the merchant
i turn will enjoy a busy season. In
rdcr to manufacture the things that
ho farmer will want , the laboring
mil will hnvo nil he can do nnd nt
oed wagon.
It IB no wonder that the bank do-
ofllttt In Norfolk today are the high-
st they have over been in the city's
iBtory. It Is no wonder that the
titterings of Wall street nro having
o effect upon the prosperity of the
ounlry nt largo. For today the west
rn farmer owns his own land , free
from debt. Ho has been loaning
money to the cast all of these years
and this , year ho Is going to have still
nero that ho can loan If ho desires.
Us harvest Is n good one nnd what It
acks In quantity Is moro than made
tp for In price , no that It matters little
o him how the wind mny blow down
around Now York his winter coal
nnd clothes , his telephone and now
machinery , nro assured nnd content
ment rests upon his brow.
"Tho farmer was never In so healthy
a position as ho Is today financially ,
socially , politically , mentally and
spiritually , " says the report in the
American Agriculturalist. "The In
crease In the value of his real cstnto
ins been prodigious. Ho owes less
money than ever before. Ho has
greater nssets thnn ever. Agnln , the
fnrmer's wants nro greater. Ho Is In
the market for moro and better breed
Ing stock , farm Implements , household
goods nnd other merchandise. "
This report of the farm's great
abundance this year only affirms that
which was Issued Borne weeks ago by
Lord & Thomas , advertising agents
of Chlcngo , who hnd mndo an exhaustive -
tivo Investigation Into crop conditions.
And as a result of this prosperity for
the fnrmer , nil lines of business will
. . . . . _ . _ . t t . . _ _ ! _ _ _ n . _
unquestionably prepare for an except-
tonally busy fall.
A WORD FROM BANCROFT.
The aftermath of the Bancroft lynch
ng , which took place Monday morning
of the pnst week , has developed the
fact thnt a good many more people
approve the hanging because of past
axlty of the law In Nebraska , than dis
approve It. Omaha papers nnd the
Lincoln Journal demanded that the
lynchors bo hunted down nnd punish
ed for flist degree murder. But those
lynchcrs will never bo punished. Public
sentiment ns a general thing too
strongly upholds them In their mob
violence for the reason that nlrcndy
too many brutal murders In Nebraska
have gene unpunished. The murder
of his entire family by Rash , the fiend
who was acquitted on nn Insanltj
plea and who was dismissed from the
Norfolk hospital because ho was no
Insane , is but nn Instance. Many
people believing Mrs. Llllle guilty o
the murder of her husband point to
her pardon ns an example of how mob
violence finally broke out.
The Lincoln Journal severely cen
sured the lynching nnd demanded tha
the lynchors be punished. Rev. Byron
Beall of that city answered the editor
lal and defended the lynching , In vlev
of present conditions In Nebraska. The
fnct Is referred to ns Indicating the
sentiment of many classes.
Of Interest , too , because It comes
from a Bancroft mnn In the midst o
things , Is this letter written to the
Omaha Bee , In reply to n Bee editor
ial :
Now thnt the excitement of the re
cent lynching hero hns pnssed away , a
few words from one who was Innocent
of any knowledge of the act before
hand might cause you to direct your
editorials where they may easily do
more good.
I am fully convinced now thnt Hlg-
gins would hnvo been lynched no mat
ter what prepnution wns tnken. He
was shadowed from the time he left
the Omaha jail until he reached Ban
croft , nnd hnd nny resistance been
offered It would have meant more
lives lost for the sake of a brute with
a criminal career.
The trouble Is the costs to this coun
ty. It hns over been thus. Just one
mnn In recent yenrs arrested In this
locality , no matter what the charge ,
has been , held for trial and received
a sentence. That man wns sent up for
six yenrs. He served two , was paroled
by Governor Mickey and skipped the
J country In a few days. This Is an
other reason for the lynching.
I was born In Cumlng county In the
early ' 70's. When a boy my mother
often told mo about staying alone ,
and for days seeing nothing but In
dians going past on the warpnth , but
never wns there a time In the early
days when the law was so badly Ig
nored ns the present. Is It any won
der the people are rising up ?
I stood on the depot platform , saw
the train slow down thnt carried the
lad with a criminal career on his last
life's journey , but returned to my of
fice before there were any signs of a
mob , nnd am thankful for whnt I did
not see. I regret from the bottom of
my henrt that this blot upon our fnlr
community was necessary , but now
that the deed is done wo can not agree
that the "lynchors bo punished. " Far
fro .n It. If I had seen a masked man
and "ould positively Identify him , I
would accept a jail sentence for con
tempt of court rather than testify
against thnt mnn.
Will the editor of The Bee inform
us whnt per cent of those who were
charged with murder in Nebraska dur
ing the last six yenrs hnd to pay the
penalty with their lives ? Is It not a
fact that If Hlgglns had been given a
rlnl the chances are 100 to 1 agnlnst
mnglng ?
The fnctfl are wo have lost confi-
lenco In Juries. If you have the money
oti can get any evidence for n crlm-
nal you want. If you do happen to
convict him n way of escape Is made
easy cither through the penitentiary
> r the supreme court.
There IB not half the talk hero over
ho lynching that there Is over the
irtlcles appearing in the Sioux City
Tribune , and there Is good prospects
! ' f a libel suit. Those who happened
o bo around town Monday and read
the Tribune Tuesday evening were
simply disgusted to the utmost
It IB conceded by nil thnt The Bee
? ave the facts ns ncnr ns could be
Ivcn. There was no manufactured
'stuff" to Bell ; Its editorials have been
ess radical , but wo still oppose pun-
shlng n single mnn for doing what our
courts ought to have accomplished
eng ago. E. J. Burke.
The stale deplores a lynching. No
doubt Bancroft people deplore It as
much as anybody else.
But the state , if lynchlngs are to bo
avoided , must punish the criminals.
That's nil there Is to it.
THE PRIMARY "A LEMON. "
From all corners of northern Neb
raska como reports of dissatisfaction
with the now statewide primary law ,
and demands for the law's repeal. The
system has been tried and has been
,
found wanting In many respects. The
prlmay has not , In practical operation ,
made good the promises of the framers
who claimed for It a mighty reform.
One of the prime objections to the
statewide prlmnry system ns Just tried
out In Nebraska is the burden of ex
pense to the taxpayers. The cost to
each county will bo as much or moro
than the cost of a regular November
election , nnd the tnxpnyers must pny
the bill. The tnxpnyers nro usually
willing to pay the cost on public 1m
provoments but If the straw shows
which way the wind blows , there Is a
pretty well defined feeling that the
now system hns not nfforded the re-
form thnt wns assured.
The theory of the primary law waste
to tnko political nomination out of the
control of "ring" politicians. The
Idea was that In n statewide primary
nomination system , giving every veteran
an opportunity to cast his ballot for
whom ho might desire there would be
freer expression of the choice of the
public at largo ; that political trades
would be laid up in the hospital and
that better men would bo nominated
than under the old system of caucus.
But back of It all , the framers of
this t primary law seemed to forget
that t the public at large could control
the nominations just as simply ant ]
easily under the caucus system as under
dor the primary ; and perhaps moro
so. For under the caucus plan every
voter has n perfect right to attend the
preliminary caucuses and to tnko a
part In naming the dellgatcs who shall
attend larger conventions for the pur
pose of making nominations. And by
helping to send dellgntes pledged to
thl'3 candidate or that , the public at
large under the old caucus system
was able to control the final nomln
e
ation just as effectively , If not more
so , than under this statewide prlmnry
The experience of Tuesday In Neb
rnska has demonstrated thnt people
who refuse to turn out at n caucus to
select delegates to a convention , will
likewise refuse to turn out and vote
nt n prlmnry election. It Is hard for
a state to force Indifferent citizens by
legislation to tnke a part In the prl
mnry political affairs of the commun
ity , if those citizens are not disposed
In the first place to exercise this pri
vilege ,
And so , Instend of forcing the great
masses of voters who formerly paid
little or no attention to the making of
party tickets , to take n hand under the
primary system , Nebraska has nppar-
ently been handed n lemon which af
fords no mnterlnl fundnnientnl change
but which adds very considerably to
the burden of the alrendy heavily bur
dened taxpayers.
And In many ways , the new system
has worked to the Injury of the great
masses of people Instead of to their
betterment. Under the new primary
system n county's power In helping to
nominate a state candldnto depends
nltogether upon how mnny of that
county's voters turn out on prlmnry
election day nnd put their pencil
marks upon the ballots. Under the
old caucus system a county wns en
titled to a certain voting power In the
selection of candidates , that power
being based upon the number of party
votes that the county could muster nt
election time. The new plnn , ns Is
readily seen In the result of Tuesdny's
prlmnry , hns plnced certain portions
of the commonwealth under the dicta
torial rule of certnln other portions
and has , Instend of wiping out "ring"
rule , renlly crented a great big voting
rnnchlno In the larger cities which can
absolutely crush the rural communities
of the stnto so far as their voice In
the nomination of stnto officers Is con-
corned. For the fnrmlng portions of
the stnto did not Tuesday and will not
a year from now , go to the polls ; the
cities flock to the ballot boxes nnd
thus swing the result. Whether by
malicious Intent or not , the framers
of this prlmnry law plnced the primary
election day right In the midst of the
'armor's ' busy season nnd It la not to
10 expected thnt tlio full farming
.
strength will over , at this time of year ,
10 manifest In the primary ballot. On
the other hand , however , the city chap
who has merely to step around the
corner to vote on his way homo at
light , will take advantage of the bal
lot ns n sort of novelty , nnd will ef
fectually silence the voice from out In
the country. This complaint thnt the
cities hnvo been given absolute con
trol of things political by the primary
Is berne out by the vote. Reports
from Omaha and Lincoln show that
"a hcnvy vote wns cast , " Reports
from all smaller towns and country
precincts , on the contrary , show that
"an exceedingly light vote was cast. "
In Norfolk about 175 votes were cnst
nltogether , while the town's voting
strength Is about 1,000. In Crclghton
only thlrty-flvo votes were cast and In
smaller towns five and six ballots
only.
only.And
And thcso are but types of the re
ports which have como from all sec
tions ! , proving that the primary has
created a "ring" rule by throwing the
nomination of state candidates Into
the cities.
The idea that political trades are 1m-
possible under the primary , Is another
preposterous feature. It is ridiculous
to presume that there can bo no under
standing among communities which
will bring about the same political
barters that are complained of under
the ' convention system.
And another unsatisfactory feature
that has been brought out is demon
stratcd by the Bassctt Instance In
which n well known democrat went to
the ' polls nnd voted the republican
ticket. By concerted voting In the
ranks of another party , n few voters
could easily succeed In nominating a
weak candidate on the opposite side
fin the purpose of Insuring his defeat
and the defeat of his party with him.
A law tlmt allows such trickery is on
the wrong track.
It Is nil well and good to seek out
systems which will put the best men
In ' ' office nnd which will put down
"ring" rule. But It might ns well bo
recognized that the primary Is not and
will not be effective In eliminating
tricks to control politics , so long as
politics has to deal with human na
ture. And In seeking to wrest party
control from factions or "machines , "
it ' might ns well be recognized first as
last that the public at large had full
sway over the old caucus system , If It
chose to exercise Its rights , and without -
out the ndded burden of another elec
tlon's expense thrust upon It every
year.
year.No
No state In the union , has yet found
a primary system that was satlsfac
tory. Apparently Nebraska has not
solved the problem. And meanwhile
the taxpayers of the state are paying
pretty denrly for their experiment.
AROUND TOWN.
Judge Welch wns nominated by a
safe margin.
Tuesday was a dull day with Nor
folk saloons.
Nebraska has had its primary lesson
in the primary.
The new primary is not popular with
those who have dry throats.
It's goodbye to the straw hat , but
oysters are once again on deck.
The rasping of the ice-saw will soon
give way to the scraping of the coal
shovel.
The school board saved a lot of ab
sent marks for circus day In Norfolk
by making It a holiday.
That man has missed part of the
joy of life who has not helped carry
the washing a mlle from home once a
week.
A good many people wonder why
such an unpleasant feature as the
drouth of Tuesday should go with the
primary.
Labor day , the day we labor.
This Is Just like September weather.
The five-year-old boy will get bis' I
first taste of the primary on Tuesday ,
primary day. I
If you envy the bankers In getting
a holiday every time the national gov
ernment decides to take a rest , just
bear In mind the fact thnt they get
twelve firsts of the months In a year
that are hummers.
Do you love your teacher ?
The conl mnn Is beginning to Invade
all parts of town.
Couldn't you tell the difference when
wo got over Into September ?
The "teacher's pot" can stand a lot
of guying. There are compensations.
The News subscription lint Is today
a pretty good directory of northern
Nebraska.
No candidate ought to have difficul
ty In carrying this primary ; they say
the vote Is light
There Is one man In Norfolk who ,
when strangers ask him his name , re
plies that ho Is "Mrs. 's hus
band. " I
A Norfolk woman always cautions
her children to put on stockings that
have no holes In them , for the reason
that they might break their legs during
the day and thus run the risk of al-
owing outsiders to find out , In picking
ip the accident victim , whether the
family wore holey stockings or did
lot.
Pierce Call : The Norfolk Dally
News mndo a nlco scoop on other
dallies Monday afternoon In reporting
the lynching of Hlgglns at Bancroft.
Owing to the train being Into the News
did not get to Plcrco until 3:30 : in the
afternoon , but even then the story was
read by Pierce people exactly sixteen
hours before any other dally gave an
account j of the affair , as the Omaha
and Lincoln dallies of the same after
noon do not arrive until the next mornIng -
Ing nt 7:40. :
Do you remember what the first day
of- school used to bo like ? How you
returned to a necktie and shoes and
stockings after summer's vacation ?
How . you got on deck early to be able
to select the seat farthest from the
teacher ? How you eyed curiously the
new teacher nnd laughed at the way
she mispronounced most of the names ?
And how you half envied the few who
brought their lunches in big square
tin palls , with little cups on top , and
who remained at noon to eat cold plo
nnd drink cold coffee on the doorstep ?
It's n great day , the first day of school ,
but It doesn't last long. The weeks
will fly by and the months , and the
first thing you know It's Thanksgiving ,
then Christmas , then Easter and then
vacation time again. It's Just the snmo
yenr nfter yenr , excepting that each
succeeding year seems to wb'rl ' around
a little bit faster.
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.
Even fishermen will not believe each
other's fish stories.
Sweet , trusting dispositions are rarely
found In married women.
If one man knows a thing , it doesn't
take the other men long to hear about
It.
A woman Is enthusiastic over being
married ; not over the man she Is mar
ried to.
t
Instead of going to hell when ho
dies , a man should bo born again , and
be 1 a woman.
"It Is as quiet In our neighborhood , "
snld Ed. Bally today , "as a run-down
clock. "
After a man marries , ho makes the
startling discovery that his wife also
"loves" a cat
The longer wo live , the more we ad ?
mire agreeable people , and the leas
wo think of a grouch.
"Don't go to any trouble , " people
say , when they accept an Invitation to
dine ; but they expect you to.
When a man climbs Into a barber's
chair , and looks at himself In , the
glass , he thinks he's pretty sweet.
Every mother of several children Is
pretty well qualified to serve on a
grievance committee.
One trouble with Independence Is
that some men think they must make
fools of themselves to show it
Every husband Is convinced , as he
Is convinced of nothing else on earth ,
that ho has always done his share.
The average man Is more likely to
stay up Into enough to see the comet
than he Is to get up early enough to
see it
While excessive rains may detract
from the rich flavor of the cantaloupe ,
they seem to have very little effect on
the price.
The ambition to wear a corset pos
sesses a girl at about the same ago
that a boy begins to refer to the down
on his face as a "beard. "
A lot of fuss Is made over the In
ventors and navigators of airships ,
considering the builder of air castles
gets so little attention.
i
When the foot of a woman's stock-
Ing wears out , what a lot of good stockIng -
Ing is thrown away ! ( Chart. That
long part above the foot. )
The man who Is always right causes
a lot of unnecessary disturbance In
this world. Why not acknowledge
your faults and the rights of others ?
A man without a very active Imag
ination can bring tears to his eyes any
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that will overcast the wide land on
the day of his funeral.
State of Ohio , City of Toledo , Lucas
counts , BB.
Frank J. Cheney -makes oath thnt he
Is senior partner of the firm of F. J.
Cheney & Co. , doing1 business In the
city of Toledo , county and state nforo-
sald , anu that said firm will pay the
sum of ona hundred dollars for each
and every case of catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Frank J. Cheney.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed
In my presence , this 6th day of Decem
ber , A. D. 1S86. A. W. Qleason.
( Seal ) Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internal
ly , and nctH directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Sand
for testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co. , Toledo , O.
Bold by all druggists. 75c.
Take Hall's Family Fills for constipa
tion.