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About The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 7, 1906)
NOIIKOUC NIOWB-JOUKNAL : FKIDAY. DEOEMI3KR 7 , 11)06. ) Tlm Hoilolk Weekly Hows-Journal lrMB HUSU MUllUUMIMa OOMI'ANY W , N , Hn ii N A ln K n H Ml II" IIIUlllllllIB III a ) i | * * M , /IJIIH / Hill ) Jllll II fllwii1 * MIIIIIIM hiuhly HIiiKhHil lor liiilp lo wmsliliir HIM cowl lo Hi" liuimyniH In | iiwl liliin Iim uulliy. H million no iilifHiimiHi how ninnh lupin * " ( tin Hliilu will tin pill In , n nilniliial ullOllhl ho | il'iiinily | | Miiil liiiil , TliHl In V ' | | l | | WH llHV'l JHllH I'll' ' . Nl ) lllll WIIH v r nunlu fur n imumy nifiUinu liihinu- ( Inn , To ( urn IIHIHH n lulnilnul IIUIIIIUHII | | will OOHI Kin miimly MiniinlliliiK I" ruin ) him , In iilliiijwilini' M wnmirmry \ \ mill a ihiliiii'iniM | | HUH , In thai II niinniir iM ! iri nl hurt ) lo follow In Iim fiiolimlliH of oi dim , II WIT I'll ' I Word OOIIIIIH limn WiiHliliiuloii Mini I'lKMllliml HnilHtlVUll iMHiniUHH llOI'IH ) III Hill itlHOUHMlUII Of II linllllC HUlllH IIIOVIl' iiuiiili mul IIM will Hiiy iiotliliiti nlioiil II In hlM HitiHwiHM , wlmn n word ft mil hit * Hun niliilil IUHIIII HMI liiiinoviiiiiiiiil of u | | our puhlln hlKliwayw , Tlio fnnum of IliU HMlloii , lomilhiir with Hi" nouiilry IOWIIH , Imvii n illlhl (0 ( lIlMIIIIIUl HOIUll Of IIH | lllllUlllOII Of llllM imVIU'llUUUll , 'I'll" ' UHlllUlllllniJ Mill Id iilvtui UH Hutl 1711,0(10,0011 ( In Imliuj an- Hpmil for roinlH , without any llllllO lUHllllH. InVOMllUltlllM Of inmlH of iiioul NoluiiHlw uouiilloH , will ilnmniiMiniin itiln fuel , If Hin niilhnuil uoviu'wmnil were to U\u | iit < iminh alluulhin In lint roinlH of H\n \ uoiiiilry HH II dona lo Illlf dOWn MOIWl Of HlO OVllM llfllllMKIUU' < ry , Hi" UHilwillunil wool Inn of Hiiiluiul \VUIllll HllVHUOO , tun Hovry lo "lioio" lli \vllli Hit > mibm | l of tH > ttor Tli fimmuH of Hin nntlim Iwvo lOUU nUUltSll ( Wllll Hid VOIlilH It'AHMINO. Aiuliovva lw iltwhuwl In it Hiuioi ) ( | tu Htiutmii Hint oduoullou ( or fllVlUlUil I * N lU'0 ttl H \ \ \ Ni'lU'llBlvU \ \ ldoliw \ ( \ mwo HtMily \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Uml of fmuli'ri \ \ \ \ \ \ \\m\\\\\Q \ \ \ \ \ \ \ of w\\-\\ \ \ \ \ mtivvUovti ouo vo , \ \ \ \ \ \ tin * < mlo ii > M > \ y toN ( H ( ( \ \N\\\\ \ \ H | M\\\ \ \ \ of the \u\U' \ \ M'ay | ( wivUloh ( \\v \ \ Into * \\d \ \ t\\v \ \ \MX\ U wvy ( HIU\ \ U\H \ w > \ \ ( for u Un' > v ti H l Hint U of NovfvU \ t\t , \ of * M\ \ i\\v\\ \ \ \vwy. A tt \v\n\Ul \ IVV hvwv tuv \ \ \ is t\\\eali oJ ? att at > W ! 1,8 , \vt U * Nw.'Ifr , cvato , ift ftp. QO ; , s } t ) hte Uir Qft , QiWtwiw l'lllllll/ll ( / , OVDII Hin | iMil < i"ll'iii ii/ialH liioimy It Id H Wild If OMI'IIHU fur IIKt Illflll'lllIK HMI full Iliiill of liiiprl Miiii'intHilH lliun/y Hiul "It IN KOliiK to ' ' "Ml Hut tiiMiiiyurw IIHI iiiimli iiionoy. " Not IMIIK ni { " " Imnlcir , IIIIIINHI | | for linvliiK tnlilii'il wliluww iinil oiiiliiniHiil O'N'llH , WIIH IIIMI'lll ' lOONO iMIf'IIIIKH tllM IKIIII I HlOIIKllI Illllt "HlllHI WIIH HIMIlll iiliiilinii of oolivlnlloii inn ) It would In- VIllVII (00 ( lllll'lll ' I KHIIIHH | " Our fiomiH of JimHini IIMVH no rlijlil to tionmlilnr ii'inln. 'I'linl , IM not Hmlr iiiiHlniiNH , Tim Hindi will loojr nrinr Hin luiyiniiiil of HIOHII iiimhi , .limUc'i ' In not WIIIMI | | | | mil with "oxiniiHim"oii | Oll | | Hlllll Of Hl'l Hlllllll. n IH Hio duly or iim coiiiiH . I or lire iiiiHiiiii | ( iiiloruiiyH lo MHO Hiul JHH- linn IH iloim wflllOMl I'Minril lo Hio ox- IHMIH'II. Tim liinul IIIIIHHHH of Hio IKHI. lilo iloii'l iniio how Hmy miuiol Hmlr inmmy wlmn Dm | imilHlinmiil or u niliiiliiiil IN nl Tlllfl JAI'ANIOHIi ) MITIIATION r1 ! oin ovury iioriior of Hio uoiiiilry IIOIIIO UOIlllmilHl OXIO'llHHlOIIH Of iMlllllf itiiioiiK limn wlio nro In nloHo lounli wild Iim Hlliiullon , Hint u war linlw < * < in Iim Hiillnil Illnlim iinil , liiiun | IH limv Ilitlilo , Tim Hiiliool iilliiiillon ill Hun l''rnnolMio ' ( WIIH iiiiimnnilly only u unit- I nr iinuiloyiiil by Hin lii'own iiuiti mi n IIOIHI of minloiiHoni lint Hio wmi'iul ' illHiiortlllon niuiiiiini lo no liimilliiK lo- wnnl n imioliy conillul. Wllll wnr In HlKlid Hio llnltnil Htuloii limy wull looU mu'lmiHly to tin uuvy. It IH Hio oiulou ) | of iiiiiny of our loud- Inu ttliiloHiiion Hint Din riulnUor Hiln wur ooniiiH , Hio liutlor for Hio Uullnil niultui. , liiiiiu | linn uol fully nmovoiwl from Iim nffonlH of Hio IMuiiiliin Hlrm- ; lo , Iml In riiplilly miHInK 1 > I ( t < > I'H ' Oil ) OOlllllllllll liy IIOIIHlllUny UllllllU ! wiiraliliui lo lln imvy. Nuvy mou ixir | < inn Hu > four oi\ \ every luiiul Hint u wur would lie ( o tlio Uiilltnl Utuliia. JUIIUII'H luu uuulllliiH woio iniirtu lee lit Hio UUHHlun wur , for coniforHim \VliiiHii\v wur COWIIH or not.w ( \ Himlnnil rt'lulloiiH ' muy Icimli u IOHHOII lo HilH wuiulry , Aiwrltw up UH hut uuil HhontiMl for tlio IIIHo ovowii mini lu ( hul lilooily tnw . iloa\ilo \ | Ihti fuel ( hut Uuttrtlu liuil frloutUnl UH lu 11 tluto of uooil. U u.iu.wroiiH.v imyH for uutU\u \ to UoU tt ( holr i\hl \ frlouilri , Juat UH U i y for IwUvlduulH , u , our \rnvt \ Utho nu < o uuiy luivo u IOHHOU lu U , It uiwy louoli UH lo ollhor uliouil y Ui our own liuHluumt or. whou uullUH for ohuuwrt to miUtt U * u > uullv ( tttloU to our wmtrtiUty. It \ \ mhuvo \ \ \ \ l > wu u Hht to tUo bet \ \ ooUo \ > ( .lui > iuu > o nuU the hut ( or AiuorUni'tt lutovfor- or , lu'ou Utroniuro \ \ to l > wu'vliloU luMW \ \ \ iloouuiout whloUv ( \ \ > ouuUlovod to l > o ute to thulu uutlou. Ami Uui UtUo Uvowu uowM \ \ \ r v TUo , \H \ UtlHOUt \ tO AWOVlW Ul wvlttou \ \ \ ( w vlotory < \ > r Jnvoulil \ uioau U UHStiltW \ * I'kX'ilUSO w Untho \ oi'U > uta\ \\'o n\UuvoU \ ouv , vii4tl \ \ y for uv\ov \ dt a" to touolx our U o.uv tvt tholo iuoe a lu weivv wow to. oxttn wiIt \ NumUl I1 * * wo y to Httowvvt. Uth to svt tUo teUfr ot the \vhoto tfet ? VAVs-iewt WAulUU'U * . It a , If tt NV W ute Auvevtca Ux Utv Its to I ) , * * wvtKs ? was gUvu. to it w'tv a , vsjiW ! ( ? f W i syt vt a a Ijwa , swwlwt QJJ , db to. < IM , ( * v ? y wyifiv , Sv ki tjt * bo. * , iJii be ? ! to Q . W ) * * cl t ; u > tittwj , t N cwut. l ijfc thQ aiJiJijtl , tiia yuN , tri t * arfij ? wtuhUulinMjn/3 / ufr a. iJiUly fcjiJH tMiwitoi , vfhliitt in ! ill , jryfftr jiiiu t i Oiniilia Qir Ulop y iujorwoulili | | liw ) . uuttmaO. an li/i / | OBMll/llty / | Ovu yourH nr ' ) , 'J'o < lny , If wo inn ( o | j lliivo our r rulurH , It IN ,111 H | IIIIIM | | | | | fnc-t. Tlil iliviioiiiiniil ) | | IIUH idvoii IN HOP full ( u iiimlliiin pDHHUMHdil nowhoru ( IHO ! In HID worlil , HO far IIH wo liavo IKUMI n hlu lo Ililil , liy a town of fi.OOO poopln. NnwKimpiir ailvurtlNl/iK , rlihtly ; ilono , IIIIH IOIIK nlnco huoonio niconiil/nil IIH ( ho itniHt ( iconoinlciil ami Hm inoiil po iinil ninlhcil known for liiermiHlnit llllMllHIKH , Notfolk , llmnifiirii , oiinlit lo ho ahlo lo InnriiiiHii IN liHulimmi volnnio to a point Known In fnw otlmr IOWIIH or 1,00(1 ( piioplo In I ho IJnlloi ! Htaton , II , In a lOKloal ( 'onilinilon. ) It In u lo liii ! ) oppoiliinlty , Hnnriilitry llantioii of lint P'rntnont Cdiiiiimnilul ( ilnh , wlmn ho iipolio ho- fern Ihn Conini'm'lnl olnh Immiuol Imrn liiMl. Avlnlor , iiuhl : "Our utonm are ilolni ? an IIIIIIIOIIHO hnrilnciiii , Wo Inivn n | { ooil dully papnr , They iiil ; u itooil iiinnil ralo for Hmlr ailvortlnltiK lint all Hio HloriiH are lollliiK ruiulorn of Ihal papnr out HiKiiiijIi DoilKO conn- ly , what limy have lo mill , In PIIKO The roiiull la that wo huvo rolall hiiiiliioiiH that wo utiuil to have Ililrly yoai'H nito ami lout. " Norfolli'H ' opporlunlly hi HO much Kitmlor Iliiui l < Vomoiil'a In Ihhi rtitipuul Dial Iim two IOWIIH are not In thoiiamo dlaiiH , Where l riuiiont morolninlii roiuili ono noiinly , Norfolk nmniliiuilii ran I'M Hi In prolly nearly 1,000 hoimm ovury day out through MmllHon county ami IhroiiKh Iim onllro norlhurn half or Hihi iilalo , an wull mi u iooil ; portion of Hoiith IJakotu. John ] \ , Hayii , In iipoaldiiK lo Hio C'ommorolal oluh hint your , iiulil anil ho upoUo with authority hocmmo ho HOOH much of Iim inonoy Hial noon out of Norfolk ; "llural dollvory In here lo tiliiy , I'ai'coln potil hi ctmiliiK ami you huvo KO ! lo moot It. 1 know of IhoiimimlH of ilolhira that io out of Norfolk every month for mull onlor Kooiln whloh onnht to ho hoimhl In Norfolk. Whnl hi to ho ilouo ? I urn not mi mU'ortlHliiK expert , hut I Hhoulil that you do the tmmo ( him ; tlm homum do Ju t mlvortlno. They f.l\'o outH , iioUliiK polutH mid pi'lcoti , 'I'liut Holhi the KoodH , The couulvy nuu'ohaut immt do that , I'oo- | do lu u ItlK idty who do iv largo hual- miHti , 1 uotloo , alwayn udvortlHo. 1 uiu not uu udvortlHluK oKport hut 1 do Uuovv thut hlK husluotiH mid udvortltli\K \ ulwuyH KO tojjt'Hior. ' It IH u\i \ to you uuirohuutH uuil you , nlouo. " AllOMKVAUMO t'OSTAU SIOUVIOK. If there were ovu % do.Mlioil i-onrroto proof that the | > ostottUo dopurtmout I'ould l > o litiltor run tiy ti prlvnto ourty than l > y the Uultod Status , ovoruuunit , n Httlo o\\uirloutt \ right here lu worth- oru NohrusUu during the mist thivo \ VOOUHVOUhl SUttlrO t I'OUVllU'O thO uiortt ukoiith'tU Hint the ju-oposltlou nuido to the ixxitul pougrosa to tuko ever the ( Uiinkvtwunxt mul run It us u l\vlvtito \ luiMluoas , la worth sorlovw w > u- aldorutlou. \Vhovo outsldo the nnl t i\o \ of f d- ovttl sorvU'o , would you tlml w train whoso territory hart bowoxtoiuUnl a tow inlloa. utterly haudU'a\ j > * > rt by ttio additional tmrrton o ( mall for several wooka after the ehaugo was uiado ? Where In vrlvato bushu-ss would there l > o founrt inauasonunit so laas to aU tow suvh aboiulnaldo sorvloo as has hvon slvon tK > twwn Norfolk and Cha V ixuv rturlns thoM t thro wv ks , to ivwtlnuo nnlmvrovtxt ? \VhUo Thlwl Assistant Vostuiastvr Ueuova ) Madrton b busyiuy himself In an wttort to Inewaso the ; > < > itaso rtess asalnst nowsv-A rs. ho might taXo a u\ou\eut oX Ux his vahiaWo time aud Stvo the uw i > Vrc a secvU'o worth \\hat they are vdylns at the tUuo , IA > JUS b < itov the wvstbouud nwu tvalw ott thw ChaUwu Uuo.was au- ouutft\t { or aw ext ttslou , thtt UxUtv < l \\MtoJtttw Ueuactwvwt was tuado oJf tUo chausjo tttat was wotfe , o that wvst lluo was w\tvaorvU.ually tu avy , , auti the ex- tvu lott o tvtettwry wade It stlU WC a tasX to distribute the walls Yet tor railway wtal servlv * ha ? wutlw- to be utteftx luadv < iuatw ou tbat , aa , < i ttx < # results aw ttru * ou ti ! # vart c t railway i aU s xlc . * u . > w tlw.u 't' cix t&tt tootofc. AiwJL so to- v ttW fatffjt tlj * # WVC'-i ttC ( JVJiiC * $ < Jtj UiiJfCliJl li ( ( ! * fiftt tUw ! * aJ iw ftbwtf l > dl oJK tWw v to dh * ! j\t wwcuJwg or , as i . cm * , UQt lUltUi tt ) UMtt ; L , J ] } * i h ? p , a ! ) a Jwr at : "Wby IH 1ft ftbafc w < * yw VAUW : In , tbQ alt Ku < wa UQW ? ywiuc iagucHIM ill. W } C wv wit & < . > av bufc tt Ul IH W. . be qut oufc Wi val w wttt V. > L Congyc , a at ijXviJiK , wcUiiJu ; "Xour not yufc off. Ur ! > ! > t.'iJ KiitH t } an , I am , In , tdi'j HVQ iiUjcli. biiftlni-'tts ami can plainly < - " ) Hint I wnnt the rupurtn on tlmo. " , M , T. HnmlorH , a mill owner at ISw- ItiKi writ' ; * ; "TlilN U at lon t a half ilozoii tlnmH I did riot not my paper on tlm 3 o'clock tniln. If I cnn't got It until the next day , I don't want It. " Tli Ho arc hut lypon of lotto Hint huvo hoon poiirlnj ; In from Dattlo ( ! n > k , NollKh and Iwlii | { , It IH POB- that otlmr IOWIIH have hcon l In the Hiuno mannor. On every ( ho paporn have hoon mallod on itcliodnlii tlinu mid Hlionld hnvo rimclioil Hmlr ilonllnatlonu during the aflornoon , ThlH wonfnlly Inadoqiiato norvlco IH not Km fault of the mull clorku who luivo lioun In chario of that run for ynarH. They have hud till that they cmilil altond to for n IOIIK tlmo and they can't perform pliyulunl ImpOHHl- hllltloH. No ono world ) hardnr to Horvo tholr palronn than do thono ever alert mall clorku , lint there In iiomothliiK wroni ; with niamiKomont Homowhoro that pormltH mirvlco. A prlvato htiHlnoHH linn would have romodlod the tronhlo long iui ; If Himh luck of uttuntlon IH ilvon In all dopartmontH of the poatolllco iiorvlco , It IH Httlo womlor that each yuar llndu u dollcloncy In fmulH , IlnnlnOHH molhodH inlKhL rontoro mime of the hiHt fmulH that the poHt- olllco dopnrtmont complaliiH of. UYI NOTI7ISn AMIOIIICA. There lu HomoHiliig wrong with America. On TlmnltRKlvliiK day HilH year the proHldont of the United Staten WIIH do- nouncoil with InmiltliiK IIIIIKUIIKO liy nugrooii at mumi mootlngH In Nosv York City. City.On On Saturday two tohacco atominurlCH down In Kentucky were not allro mid totally doBtroyod , nl u losa of ? 17R,000 ; hy n inoh of IIOO muii houauso the Htom- morloH were ullogod to holoiu ; to the tohacco triiHt. I'nhllc mmtlmont IIUH hoon nllowod to run away with the pnhllc , and Amurlcu hnn lent Its hoatl. Constmit agitation hy n grout many wowHpapors , a numhor of nmgiuluoa and tholr muck rake wrltorn , aud hy olllclula lu mighty tunit.H , tiMH uruatod an era of disturb- mice In thin proaporotm luiul that IH not only uiiwholosonio hut , as WIIH demonstrated In thu two Incidents inon- tlnnort nhovo , utterly mmrchlstlc mul I'omplotoly ( lungorons. hat inoh of 300 iiion down In Kon- tui'ky who mnrchort to the two local stoiumorloa and sot thoni atlro , are not guilty of tholr dood. The luw of the hind mild not morally hold thorn re sponsible for that crltno. They wovor would have rtono what they did but for the ovorlastlng vU'lons ngltntlon that has hysterically swept this coun try for the past two years. Ui > on the persons , therefore , who nhvo created the unrest and the anaix'hlstlc sensu- tlonaUsm. rests the guilt. The aOO men In Kentucky only with matches what men In moro re- sponsthle > sltlons have been doing for many moons with tongues and type writers. The destruction with tlatne was only one of the minor results of the destruction with suggestion that has been going on. The ono was the coiicivto act. resnhant from the ab stract agitation. America has allowed Itself to bo hypnotized aud U is time for the hyp notist to s-ua ; > Kls lingers and bring this country to Us senses. Suggestion work * quickly u ou the human uilnd. very quickly ui < on the American inlud. \Ve are impressionistic as a people and It takes but a word to Inflame our emotions. Upon the man. therefore. who Is entrusted with the ear of the public , , rests a most grave responsibil ity. That wau Is ho In official position to whom the public looks for guidance lu thought aud law ; he who grinds out copy for the newspaper aud the ailuex Uncle Saw has given too much liberty to the hypnotists and It Is time- that the. performance were stepped and the audience's money refunded - funded * To tell the truth , wew ever an ad- wlrabte trait and a desired end In wan. To tell one Incident as Indku- wt the wadetruth. . I * often and where wiwleadins ; g Tote country bos bad. aeld up to Its gaze wttb&t. tli i yast two , year ; of "vurcuyticn. " ' onta tae pub- te bluclt tut tlM face. Tbetfu tnci- bave beea gLvea as kwlicutive ef tbe wbwte couxlitlwn. of Botttlcal and aJtakki. . tlxe Utthsud W''oylof this wad a * a retsuM : , aiul ynmlaat'4 : of thw era a sochuty. Th sj'iiwEuI : 9iUlftt dcntf not dteccUu- teate b 6w < iea tb Qun volute ibiifeso i < j viJJcialit woujW suac on. 'Sba byytiotlc suggwUuu. d.i } nut al ways tcmirtfrir iMHC cluaxly toi tb attlj- brain. Aaii ( shere IH truublu tw and tb' Bich , , " tii. Qfih < } ir wordii , wbil ' II : muy a. JiryuC Juul1 tu > to autdioc , iis an , UnUi aJf ; clch. are aa tha nntuamj , aeu AH Qimwsiilfc ami , moii. marcliudi down a match. Will Ihcuo 300 ho punlHhoil hoforo the law ? Such a frenzy hn hccn created that horooH are made of HIOHO who will do what they can to tear down whatever of Industry up- poarH to have proHpored. IconoclaHtlc lawH have boon pasHcd tinilor the Inlluonco of thin pHycholo ; lc- ul HiifjK'-'Htlon. IJIWH that nro declared hy Kravo thinkers n uncoiiBtltutlonnl , have hoon nmhcd through the ImllHof with n hit ; Htlck closely pur- America Hlta up nnJ atnres when IliiHHlan anarchlHta nlny nn official. May wo not expect that HusBln will opun UH oyoH when America alnys nn Industry ? Yet n mob of 300 men burn linndrodH of UmiiBiuulH of dollnrH worth of property to Bntlfify tholr hnso nnd I n nan o frenzy. And nn assembly of ncKrboH , omholdoncd by the atmoa- phorlo condltloiiH , hocomo nlinont guil ty of treiiHon In tholr nttornnces UKiiliiHt the highest olllclal In our gov ernment. What will Russia Bay to that ? How lout , ' IB this Bpoll to bo en dured ? IB there no way of cutting short the porformnnco nnd Bonding the andlonco homo that It may go to bed nnd Hloop hack to sanity ? In the most prosperous period of our history , wo have become the most bitter nnd the most destructive. America ought to wnko up ; tho"pro- fosHors" who hnvo boon making the suggestions , ought to simp their fin- gortj. AROUND TOWN. Eiirs that won't hear nn alarm clock , can't bo expected to hear n flro wills- tlo. Klros hnvo become so discouraged In going ngnhiHt the Norfolk depart ment , tlmt they have almost quit try- Ing. There la ono way of making n girl confess that she has had proposals. A Norfolk nmn did It yesterday. "How tlmo Hies , " ho declared. "Why , I can remember wlien you wore n Httlo bit of n girl nnd I held you on my lap. Now you nro of marriageable age old enough to say yes If you had n chance. " "Yes , nml-I've Iinil chances , too , " she retorted , her cheeks Hushed. "But t snld 'No. ' " People who nro nlwnys talking nnd thinking about the cost of trlvlnl things , lose the best part of life. The man who taps n slot machine to get the nlcklos , Is "looking niter the Httlo things , " ns ho goes along. Two Norfolk families , counting njl the children , made n pretty fair mull once at n matinee in Norfolk the other afternoon. A man walked Into n Norfolk res taurant Sunday morning and ate ev erything on the bill of faro. Then he spent a good round sum of change for cigars. Monday morning he re turned. "How much do coffee and eggs cost ? " he asked. He was told. Then , hesitating , "How much are cakes and caffeet" The price was given. "Well , give' me a plate of those beans. " What had he done between Sunday and Monday mornings ? "The sweetest story ever told" in Norfolk would be the story that sugar was again to be made in this city. NOAV we know why no effort Is beln , made to get those chicken thieves. It would cost the county money to pros ecute and punish them. If a penny saved Is a penny earned some law courts are earning money fast by savin ? their counties the ex pense of punishing criminals. What has become of the old-fajh- loned maa woo , the morning after a snow storm , caught the school teach er , and washed her face in the snow ? The- present police force has saved Norfolk all colors of coin If you be- Ueve that punishing criminals la tco expensive a luxury to be. indulged in by the county. Tae Norfolk Commercial club , lose an opportunity wlien It dfei not extend to Nocfvllc'i newly acquired Noctn- westem official som sect o a come watch , would t II him we are glad , that lw ATCHISON GLO6E SK5HTS. . , U we don't attend frinerals , it fa no if because w da > not talc an interest Wlwa a viiiitinis sitC walla up tli , somehow , however sweet sh jmuy bf , sh looks worthless. t Every snowy morning ths men , afcuuL wttb. tli < jlr bucks to , warm , hot stovi and say : "Wbiit a sr ut macntas for hunting rabbits ! " ' No UHW bUItinfr , I * IH very Iin.nl to jiiat eight fiuwacil a fciumi aftur you huvcj hiiuriL httn. pnalui } ymir n- emy : A. woman , witlt a qaturil DUiichuH and ( 'cwwii uumoliixiiiu. nuv r s ca any crailfe tae. IH Evacyonu aajfjj ; "Artii- UuinT. ' " AIL AJi'lilJHin. ziKL him a. wintttc Hut taimniudl wittL white runuu and ailvuc lenvoH , jubt UH the yuHod lo trim wed ding cnkcfl , Some men , when talking to a woman ever a telephone , have such a caressIng - Ing voice that It amounts to almost n hug. Kvory woman tnkcs ns much tlmo In getting off n Htrct cnr ns If she thought her destination Was as far as the car expected to go. Some frlendfihlps from the start are IIH uncertain na that existing between ono woman who owns a cat , nnd nn- other who owns n bird. Trenchers and lawyers nro great on quoting poetry. ' No ono prepares for n storm until the storm arrives. Most of ns object to having every thing wo do blnmed on us. If you mnko llgures before election people will know wlmt n bad guesser you are. When some people got Into trouble they enlist a lot of people to help them out When fnrmors meet ench other on the road , they nro as npt to visit too long ns town women. No child Is really being raised a pot unless Its mother gives it a hammer and n looking glass to play with at the same tlmo. As a rule , soldiers are fond of mu sic , but none of them care for war songs. A common plug has some advant ages. There nro no flve-cent cigars named for him. When a man has a big bunch of railroad passes , ho takes great prldo In showing them. Our Idea of poor advertising is that obtained by a college sending a glee club on the road. In the estimation of the public a man is richer Just after his death than at any other time. When a man. cannot attract atten tion In any other way , he can always go without a coat in cold weather. A mother is never entirely recon ciled to her son's marriage until she has become attached to his children. What a comfortable world this would be , if people didn't take such delight In making trouble for each other ! If a man follows the family clock i in taking a train , he will find when he goes to the depot that he Is going to morrow , when he really intended to go yesterday. When a man stops and wipes his feet before entering a restaurant , the men lu the restaurant look at each other and smile : They know he Is henpecked , all right If natural gas continues to spread , there will finally be more plumbers in the state than farmers. In future political campaigns , politicians will not inquire , "What will the farmers do ? " but their Inquiry will be. "What will the plumbers do ? " A farmer living six miles west of town says that last night 'he ' heard a commotion in front of his house. Going ingout. . he found a man under an auto mobile. As the farmer came out , the automobile owner said to him : "You'd better get you one of these things. " If you are selfish , and like to set along in the world , you cannot afford to be dishonest. If you want to make money , the snrest way to accomplish that resnlt Is to be reliable and hon orable. The preaching done for a cor rect life is not in the interest of re ligion , bat for your own personal good. It may be Impertinent to make sug gestions to ministers about funeral sermons , bat we have remarked a good many years that people complain of long funeral sermons ; they complain bitterly when a. minister tries , by means of a funeral sermon , to convert a lot of people who do not often hear preaching. When a man does not hear preacning regularly , it is not because he doesn't know what it is. Preachers do not hear the comments about them selves that others hear , and they can always depend upon it that they will be crltfcfaed for Umg funeral sermons. er a funeral sermon that fa not in good taste. Preachers are criticised behind tlKJte backs as severely as a newspa per man. A. Shade returned to Shadeland after a bctef vwit to Mis home on earth , which , he made by blowing thrmnjh thu keyhole tate the prauijncij of hia fam ily , , and he won vary descandunt. "WTiat's the matter ? " he waa aalreiL "There waa a. crowd o women , at mx auiiHU. " be anawarmi with , cra-uu in. hia tonua. "and they got to argninu about ducton. lly wtfe said that Dr. Jenlta waa tli bust doctor in. the world. ' * "Welt , what of that ? " said the other 1 Shade. "Wily doa't you a e ? Dr. Jenlts lu tilts doctor wha > attended met He couldn't UU.YB me , but yau. sue what mjr wife thinlta at him. tin.'t that r enough , to ilrlvu a Shoilti to dcinlc1" " Wuiirmigun ha suaruliml hia alinmd for a hanilltercuiuf tu dry hia eyaa unun , , and wliim > he couldnft unit one , 1m unuIuiL aliimt thu tllomjhtliiuiiniiHii at woman and bfuw away an. a. nortli windi mmliiiiE than. avar.
