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UK NOKFUMC WEEKLY N13WS.JOUKNAL : FRIDAY , NOVEMBER 2 1906.
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The NOWB. KfttalilliOifil , 1881.
The Jouriml. Imlnlilliiliail , 1877.
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county uttornuy.
11 ( turnt In gottliiK moru advertising
out. of ( hlH campiilgn lluui titiytiod )
! lnO. It 1 not a imrtioiilarly doalrablu
typo of advertising , Imwovor.
The national democratic party In
< figuring on throe now democratic eon-
\ irosHinun ; from NohrusKn. Tlio llgurcH
will change after next \vooli.
It In tmld that If Hughes | uluolod
governor In Now York ho inny tulluvo
x Hoouuvolt of the unilmiTUbHinciit of
accepting anothur nomination after
having emphatically declared ho would
not.
Work on the ditch which will drain
Corporation gulch , 1ms begun In Nor
folk. The prcHcnt hoard of coiumls-
' , HlonorR Is all right. The votoa will
11 any that the county Is willing to lot
well enough nlono.
, . llobort 1 < \ Glhlor , an Omaha newspaper -
paper mun , has just miulo n discovery
of the oldcHt Amorlcan man. It was
n Hkcloton found near Omaha. Mr.
1 Glldor and his friends have a right to
' 'lio proud of the achievement. Mr.
Glider belongs to a family of famous
Htorary people , his brother being editor -
, itor of the Cuutury magazine at the
time.
Iloforo the war with Russia the
Russian mlnlntor In this country pro-
'dieted ' that In event of a Japanese vic
tory the United States would suffer
In a commercial way because the Jap
anese wore building themselves up to
1)0 the trade center of the oast. So
much sentimental enthusiasm wan In
the air over the little brown men at
that time , that no Russian appeals
wore listened to by America. 'Now
there Is a friction between Japan and
the United States and the prediction
of the Husslan minister seems to becoming
coming true.
The most Interesting campaign In
the country Is the Now York guber
natorial contest. The lust week starts
out with a red hot series of speeches
on the part of both candidates. Mr.
Hughes has the endorsement of Pres
ident Uoosovolt and will draw strength
from many conservative democrats ,
whllo Hearst is gaining strength from
the discontented elements whoso
wrath Is constantly aroused against
wealth because It is wealth. .Hearst
made speeches Saturday night In
which he attacked newspaper odltorn
of Now York who are not supporting
him. Ho went after each one person
ally and throw mud in order to annul
ns much as possible the effects of
their words. lie will got -good many
votes of worklngmcn who arc appealed
to by the lurid pictures In his news
papers. The outcome will bo an in
teresting psychological study.
Nebraska republicans may rejoice at
'the fact that Governor Cummins of
Iowa has cancelled his dates for
speaking hero. Nebraska republicans
are not in need of speeches from a
man who has aroused such immense
opposition in Ills own party at homo
as has Governor Cummins. Once de
claring that the protective tariff was a
highway robbery deal ho has now ac
cepted a most stringent protective tar
iff platform in order to bo allowed to
make the race for n third term as gov
ernor. Ho declared that lie was run-
iilng for the third term nomination
because tlioro was no one else In the
party fit to make the race. The real
reason , it Is said , is his porsou.il urn-
bltlon for olllco and a desire to use
the third term as governor fjr a stop
ping stone into the United States son-
ate. Mr. Cummins at ono time bolted
llio' republican party in Iowa because
his personal desires were not consid
ered in naming the ticket. He Is ono
of a type of fake reform olllcw seekers -
ers who have climbed on the populai
hysteria wave and tried to rldo into
fovoted seats of honor. Nebraska re
publicanism is bettor off without such
support.
THE PUBLIC ROADS.
' It Is said that stories are being cir
dilated on the street In an effort to
injure Burr Taft's candidacy , to the
6ftect that Mr. Taft spent county mon
ey to repair roads in Edgowator park
for the purpose of getting votes there
As * a matter of fact , not ono penny ol
county money was spent in Edgowntet
park by the commissioners. Road
Oyorsccr J. T. Moore repaired the
roads in Edgowater park by working
put poll taxes and it was the first worli
that has been done on the roads in
that section for the past fifteen years
'
In bolus told about the county
too , in an effort to injure Burr Taft'e
candidacy for county commissioner
that the county IH Hprndlng much
money to drain Corporation gulch In
the went end of Not folk. AH a matter
of fact the coat to MadlMon county will
ho practically nothing when It IH con-
Milt-rod that the Tlilrlooiith Htrcolrond
In icclalmed by the new Hyatom. The
property honolltod by the drainage )
will bo iiHROHHOil to pay the cost of this
work and the county commlsHloners
are moioly exorcising their authority ,
Krnntud under the Swamp law , to got
the woik done. They nro acting HH
iiRcntH for the county at largo and the
pout will bo paid by ( ho property that
IH iMMH'MU'd , and by the city , Jointly.
Kor twenty years Norfolk people have
lioon frying to K"t thin old evil IOMI-
oillod and never until llurr Taft wont
Into the olllco of county commlHMlonor
IIIIH a porniiiiuuit remedy been offered ,
The same nort of dmlnago IH going
on In other partH of the county. WISH !
of town an old low spot , where the
roailH have always boon bad , him boon
drained out. East of Norfolk Komi
Ovaruaor Moore drained out with four
men's poll tax a giove that had Hlood
In swamp ever since Norfolk was
built , and which people had come to
believe could not be drained. About
llfty miles of road have been graded
( bin summer In the county.
If the same sort of work had boon
done In yenra gone by that Is now beIng -
Ing done by the present board on the
roads of Madison county Norfolk would
now have good roads leading out Into
the farming sections In all directions.
If the same sort of work had been
done by road overseers In the past that
has been done by Road Overseer
Moore , Edgowater would not havoliiln
ungraded for lift eon years and the
Hwamp In thq grove cant of town
would have been drained before now.
The other day a man who had
worked an hour and a half on a road ,
loiminded a poll tax receipt from Mr.
Moore. Ho was told that the county
could not Issue 'rocelpta ' for that
imouiit of work. "Why last year I
worked only two hours and got a re
ceipt , " ho declared.
Those are but examples of what Is
) elng done in Norfolk and In Madison
county by the men who have charge
> f the highways and drainage , and
wlib are candidates for election on the
republican ticket next Tuesday.
That they nro entitled to election
will ho conceded by fair minded cltl-
/CUB , regardless of political party.
EDITORS TO PAY CASH.
The Massachusetts press association
nakes Itself rather ridiculous , as dev
v good many other newspapers
throughout the country , In protesting
against the Interstate commerce com-
nlsslon's ruling with regard to the
exchanging of advertising space for
allroad transportation. There were a
ot of hysterical newspapers through
out the country which couldn't sleep
lights until they should handcuff the
railroads In such an effective way that
10 rides might bo had excepting where
cash waa paid. Now that the rate law
has been passed and the Interstate
commcico commission has applied the
screws , these same hysterical news
papers , though continuing to clamor
for so-called reforms upon which the
populist party stood many years ago ,
ire squealing because they have to
take a dose of the medicine which
they themselves prescribed.
As a matter of fact the country ed
itor ought to bo money to the good at
the end of the year under the now rul
ing. Heretofore ho has taken a good
many trips during the year for the
sake of using up his mileage ami he
has paid for his mileage in time and
work and space , by putting railroad
nil vert IstMiientH into typo and running
them In his paper. On the trips that
ho has taken ho has spent money for
liotel bills that never would have been
spent if ho had had no mileage to rldo
on but had received cash for his news
paper space instead.
Under the now ruling a newspaper
that can give results in an advertising
way will still carry advertising for the
railroads because the railroads have to
advertise. Ho will receive cash for
his space Instead of transportation and
he can buy coal for his furnace with
that cash if ho wants to , Instead of
being compelled to got on a tralu and
rldo. There nro no doubt a good many
newspapers which will not bo consid
ered effective enough as advertising
mediums to bo granted contracts , and
there's where the nib will como infer
for some of them.
As ono result of the new law , it maybe
bo expected that political conventions
will bo attended largely by people liv
ing near the convention points , and
delegates from distant sections will bo
compelled to stay at home because ol
the expense of transportation. In Ne
braska this tendency will result in
throwing the political machinery of
the state into Omaha , Lincoln and
nearby points , so a real healthy ma
chine will undoubtedly bo built up in
those population centers at the ex
pense of the rural districts.
There are a lot of so-called "reform *
newspapers in the country which
stopped into the rate bill box ant
shouted their lungs out In an effort tn
ihut off transportation to employes oi
the railroads , lawyers , physicians and
In fact everybody else , with the oxcep
tton that they Hhould retain their mile
age contracts. They found .aftor the
trap had Bprung , that they hrul been
caught whllo employes had been al
lowed to OHcttpo. Now they are squealIng -
Ing when they ought to bo "game"
and take the medlclno which they
brought upon themselves with a smile.
Ono of the llrnt Nebraska paperH to
protest against the possibility that
mileage could not be exchanged foi
iidvortlHlng was a Fremont paper
which had been harping for a strin
gent rate bill for iiiontliH before the
nito bill wan made n law.
The nowHmporn | have ahvays given
value received In advertising columns
for transportation received and no ob
ligation has been Incurred by the mileage -
ago so far ns the editorial or IIOWH pol-
Icles of pnpors was concerned. For
this reason they ought to take the mat
ter philosophically and with the cheerIng -
Ing thought that If their publications
are buslncHS-gottorH for advertisers ,
they will bo better off under the now
way than the old.
Following IH a report from the Inter
state commerce commission In regard
to the Massachusetts protest :
"You are , of course , aware that all
tariffs ( lied In compliance with the
regulating statute name rates In dollars <
lars and cents and do not in any case
provide that transportation can bo
paid for with property. It seems plain
to the commission that the law above
quoted , coupled with the fact stated ,
permits payment for services of inter-
ntato carriers only In monoy.
"A contrary rule would sanction un-
iMiual compensation by different per-
sous and Involve some degree of dis
crimination In favor of those permitted
to exchange their commodities for the
transportation they dcslro or secure.
It Is the aim of the law to prevent
every sort of favoritism and secure ab
solute equality of treatment In all
casScs1 , >
"This ruling of the commission in no
way Interferes with or abridges 'the ;
rights of private contracts. Nowsptt- ,
pors and their advertising smco | maybe
bo freely exchanged for any specjesof
property upon such terms as. may bo
iccoptablo to the parties , to the trans
action. But the facilities of the public
carrier are not private property , nor
ire they subject to bargain1 and sale
Iko merchandise. The right to' traveler
or have property carried by rail , like
the right to the common highway , Islet
lot a contract right but a political
right , the very essence of which Is
equality.
"Conceding that the advertising ar
rangements in question are ordinarily
made and carried out In good faith , It
seems plain to mo that these arrango-
ncnts must involve some measures of
llscrlmlnatlon and It Is not easy for
mo to sco how an honest newspaper
can seriously object to the ruling of
.ho commission which appears to bo
In obvious accord with the provisions
and the purposes of the regulating
statute. "
MR. BRYAN'S VISIT.
For more than ten years the Amer
ican people and , In fact , the entire
civilized world have recognized in
William Jennings Bryan one of the
uost eloquent orators and one of the
nosl distinguished politicians that the
American race has produced. Nebra"s-
kans luuo many times tluriiig those
ton years noted with more than ordi
nary interest and satisfaction the com
pliments and tributes of respect and
honor that have been paid to Mr. Bry
an by the democratic party and by oth
er nations. Ho has been much In the
limelight and as a result the name of
Nebraska has enjoyed much whole
some publicity.
.Mr. Bryan was ever a magnetic or
ator. The whole wide world compli
mented him by referring to him ns
"tho silver tougued orator of the
Platte , " In his first campaign for the
presidency against McKinley in 1890.
Ills wonderful speech before the Chicago
cage convention In that year electrl-
lied the nation and won for him against
oldnr and better known candidates a
place of honor at the head of a great
party , which comes to few men In a
generation. His wonderful campaign
against republicanism and McKinley in
that year proved the power of his
brain and voice and magnetic person
ality. He has since proved the same
power by democracy's second selec
tion of him to make its presidential
race , by its acceptance of his silver
issue In the Parker convention after
a dramatic night , and by its welcome
to him on his return from a world tour
with open arms and with apparently a
third nomination for the highest office
In the land.
Nebraskans have not all been will
ing always to accept the doctrines of
its famous sons as perfectly sound
principles , but Nebraska has always
been and is now proud of the person
ality of a man who has done so much
to bring himself into the world's es
teem as has William Jennings Bryan.
Ho Is the greatest man in the demo
cratic party today.
And BO it Is that Norfolk must fool ,
with the balance of northern Nebras
ka , somowhnt complimented by this
visit of Mi. Bryan. Democracy has
sent her greatest statesman Into this
j quarter to appeal to our people for
their votes next Tuesday.
It Is a compliment to Jttdgo Boyd ,
republican congressional candidate ,
that his candidacy Hhould be regarded
IIH HO strong by his political rivals that
the nntlon'H foremost democrat must
bo sent In to use his eloquence In an
effort to defeat.
Wo Htlll do not bollovo that Mr.
Uryan'H arguments nro to bo accepted
uiiriisurvedly , though still holding him
lu high oHlcom. We do not believe
that even Mr. Bryan will overcome
In favor of the fusion congressional
nominee the universal Bcntlmcnt of
contentment among north Nebraska ,
duo to abundant crops at high repub
lican prices , abundant work for the
laborer at good wages , and plenty to
oat and plenty to wear for all. The
personality of the republican presi
dent and hlf ) plea for the protective
tariff , backed by the achievements of
the republican congresH last winter ,
are too strong to bo overcome by any
orator today In favor of low tariff and
a return of soup house days.
The Third district voters know that
the republican congress did things and
that the coming republican congicss
will do thlngH. They know that con
gressmen out of harmony with the
administration have their hands tied ,
whllo a republican congressman will
be able to do things.
Third district voters appreciate the
privilege of listening to the distin
guished Nebraskan once again. The
republican party fools complimented
at the fact that republicanism in so
popular this year that the nation's
greatest democratic speakers are
deemed essential to nmko a dent In
the majority which will bo rolled up.
Mr. Bryan Is a great and distin
guished man. Ho is an eloquent
speaker. But his eloquence Is on the
wrong side this year.
' * The efforts of the breeders' associa
tion in Chicago to secure the enact
ment of laws which will inako it nee-
es'sary for persons contemplating mar
riage , to first pass certain examtnd-
tlons , is' a step In the right direction.
More atpntion | Is pad | to the proper
raising of. horses and swine than to
the proper , raising of the human r ice ,
mil It is time that stops were taken
which will make it a crime for portions
tions atllicted with certain diseases , to
bi'lng children into'the world. Imbe
ciles , feeble m'lndeA persons , moral de
generates and others who are detri
ments to the good health and Intelli
gence of the human rnco , ought to. be
prevented from marrying and less misery -
ory would exist In the world If the
wishes of the stockmen could bo put
into the statutebooks. .
AROUND TOWN.
But Boyd will win.
You arc lucky If yon got only soaped
windows.
After hearing Mr. Bryan's speech ,
ono can but wonder how this country
over got along before 1890.
After all , Mr. Bryan Is not the man
whom fuslonlsts are asking us to vote
for In this year's congressional race.
It is apparent that the fuslonlsts
iieliovo the best way to elect their con
gressional candidate this year Is to
seep him out of public view.
Bryan drew a good house without
the distribution of that advertising
matter and , although It may not have
indicated party loyalty or Bryan en
thusiasm very strongly , Herman is
5Go to the good.
The democratic party ought to ask
for no change of present conditions.
H has money with which to pay for
special trains under present republic
an prosperity. Things might be * dif
ferent under other circumstances.
The last week for the country to be
saved.
Did you take in all of the demon
strations ?
Where do boys get their Inspirations
for devilment ?
What has become of the old fash
ioned tick-tack ?
Wo never traveled very far to hear
a political speech.
Isn't It surprising that Jokers get
so few whippings.
Town people say country people are
hard to get acquainted with.
Boys never like a man who can't
stand a little fun.
Have you moved your ice box out
on the back porch yet ?
"My kingdom for a cornhusker , " the
north Nebraska farmer cries.
Norfolk police may surprise some
of these young fellows tonight.
Have you loaded your shotgun with
popper In Hallowe'en preparation ?
Ono reason people frequently take
a lawyer's advice Is that they have to
pay for it.
The person who didn't get an invi-
I tation for some Hallowe'en party has
a kick coming.
Most mon would rather have gro
ceries ordered early than to stop and
do the shopping.
But some things which hoys wouh :
classify as fun , older heads call down
right hclllslmoss.
Wo are always meeting people who
tocall Incidents that wo had hoped
they had forgotten.
The average country boy Is pretty
well satisfied with llfo if ho doesn't
have to do the churning.
%
Bryan and Hallowe'en como to Nor
folk on the same night. Which will
create the greater excitement ?
The only thing that comes up to
building furnace ( Ires , for excitement ,
Is carrying out the ashes.
Suggest to your boy that ho satisfy
his Hallowe'en appetite by throwing
corn , and RCO what ho says.
Why will a man imagine that ho can
get drunk a few miles away from
homo and not bo found out ?
Editors will now go back to early
day customs and wnllc from town to
town , when they have to travel. x
Norfolk will bo on the map this
weak. This Is to ho the hub around
which Bryan's special train will travel.
Next to a cemetery at midnight ,
about the loncsomcst sight is a ham
mock on the front porch after the first
big frost.
Talk about smart people , and great
people as much ns you please , but wo
prefer people who are really aggrcc-
ablo.
Elderly people make almost ns
many breaks as younger people , but
cxcql in their ability to smooth them
over.
D. C. O'Connor left for the Canal
Zone too soon. ' If ho were hero today
lie could have seen the dirt fly on a
canal almost a't his very door.
A Norfolk admirer of Mr. Bryan
says that if Roosevelt were to tour
the world , he wouldn't bo dined and
feasted by European kings.
The Norfolk high school football
: eam says it was umpired out'of the
game nt Nellgh. That's the way the
: eam used to lose every game it
played , eight or ten years ago.
Doctors say people are not so well
n winter because they are cooped up
in hot rooms. That Isn't It ; the real
cause Is pancake breakfasts , with sau
sage on the side.
Nature has got out of joint. The
water man found gas in a pit ; the
gas men find water In a pit. But all's
well that ends well. In fact the gas
people believe "all's well , " right now.
North Nebraska farmers arc too
busy husking high priced corn and
trying to get men at high republican
wages , to turn out and listen to po-
Itlcal speeches.
Mayor Friday has given his police
men orders not to Interfere with Mr.
Bryan's speech tonight , since this is
Hallowe'en. It comes under the head
of harmless diversions.
If Mr. Bryan has his usual special
correspondent along , It is a cinch that
some of the Hallowe'en frenzy will be
clicked over the wires out of Norfolk
tonight in the shape of Bryan enthu
siasm.
Thousands of people who belong to
Horary and art clubs should really be
long in night school where spelling
and writing are taught. Not ono per
son In ten can write an Intelligible and
Intelligent letter.
An Atchison man was told today
that ho wasn't a "good mixer. " "I
don't care to bo , " ho replied , "at my
ago. When I was younger , I could
'mix' with the best of them. But I
don't care for it now. "
That Juvenile football game was
written up with more accuracy than
most football games. "Lucart was hit
in the stomach but roaled on the
ground and lafed , " and "tho quarter
back got mad and quit,1' and "Barnes
roled on the ground , " nro bettor de
scriptions of the game than the sportIng -
Ing editors sometimes give.
On his last visit to Norfolk Mr. Bry
an called upon Mrs. Anna Lulkart.
The late G. A. Lulkart was n close
friend to the democratic national lead
er and this past summer , when Mr.
Bryan was touring the world , ho re
membered the family by sending to
Carl Luikart a souvenir post-card ,
mailed from Switzerland.
They must bo planning things for
Bryan at Stuart tomorrow night. A
telegram to The News from that place ,
which was loft off the original sched
ule as Issued by the Bryan committee -
tee , says : "Bryan special will make
Stuart as well as other Holt county
towns. Shnllenberger , candidate for
governor , will speak at Stuart nt 4
o'clock Thursday afternoon. Bryan
special will arrive at C p. in. Sponk-
Ing at 7 p. m. Band , bonfires and
banquets. "
Tlldeu Citizen : An attempt has
been mndo this week by democrats to
raise the money necessary for char
tering a special train for carrying W.
I Bryan along the main line of tlio
C. & N. W. railroad. Democrats In
Tllden were approached for a ? 50 con
tribution , of course with the promise
that Mr. Bryan would stop hero long
enough to make n 30-mlmitc talk ; but
Tllden democracy decided that the
time was Inopportune , or that the
speech wouldn't bo worth the money
In any case , the untcrrlfled declined
to make up the purse and in consequence
quence , Tlldon will have to rustic
through the campaign Bryanlcss.
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.
Did yon over see a woman stutterer ?
Drug stores In big and little towns
are "different. "
If air castles were real , some people
wouldn't bo satisfied.
Tlioro never was n wife so old that
she didn't look bettor ns n widow.
Most people think you don't know
what trouble Is , but that they can tell
you.
Our idea of the right kind of a let
ter Is ono In which there Is nothing
to answer.
You don't need to worry about old
ago If you still take an interest la
Hallowe'en parties.
Don't bo n wall flower. Get up and
dance. People may frown on you for
a time , but they will 'soon learn to
keep out of your vay.
A sixteen-year-old girl is pretty , and
a well-formed red apple is prettier.
And a young tree loaded with red ap
ples Is a prettier sight than a bunch
of sixteen-year-old school girls.
"Ho wants to bo potted , " wo hoard
a man say today , spcaldng of a cer
tain citizen. That's true of all of us ;
wo like it , and if we don't get It about
so often , we kick and scream , ant ?
hold our breath.
Once upon a time an Atchison wo
man kept boarders and the experience-
she gained in this way makes her one-
of the most valuable members in a
certain church : She can tell just tea
a crumb how much it will take to feed
a slated number at a church social.
An Atchison man says his wife is
a good woman , and he has no objec-
: ion t6' her , except that every morning :
she' says to him , "Breakfast is ready
agaln. " If she would leave off that
word "again , " her husband says , she-
would be thoroughly satisfactory.
The popular complaint of the wo-
uen is the monotony of housework
and the man who says business is
also monotonous gets frowned down.
The women believe that a business
office Is the scene of an unchanging
round of excitement and interest , and
my effort to prove the contrary only
makes them mad. Still , a woman has
) eans to siring today ; and tomorrow
t is not beans to string , but corn to
msk , and the men don't have such a
wonderful variety of occupation.
ARAB.
All ArtlNl tu Mniuifrs IH lliln Son ot
lliv Orient.
In ail matters of sentiment the
Arab's Instinct is Mire. If you can
appeal to him on any ground of hos
pitality or generosity , says the nuthor
of "In tlio Desert , " you have a hold
on him.
It used to be the boast of Arab poetry -
try in Its best days that It "never
praised n man except for what was In
him , " and the habit of Judging direct
ly and without regard to surrounding * ,
has always been un Instinct of tho-
race. All those evidences of worldly
prosperity and success which turn
the heart of the Anglo-Saxon to water
leave the Arab unmoved.
The Arab Is an artist In manners. I
remember a certain sheik , who wa *
once my traveling companion on th
Upper Nile , a tall , lean , keen faced
man. of a complexion almost black ,
with a glitter on it like the sun polisit
on desert stones , who walked nmoujf
the fellahs on tlio crowded dock like
a chief ninong Ma slaves.
With him 1 shared the same narrow
corucr of the deck. Uo was strict Ji *
his religious observances and at tho-
appointed hours would spread his mat
on the deck , turn in the nupposed di
rection of Mecca and then kneel and
rise and kneel again , bowing with
his forehead to the ground in the Im
posing attitudes of Moslem prayer.
Quick at detecting the least sign of
consideration or respect , If wo stop
ped talking or moved to make room ,
ho would treasure up the courtesy and
when his prayers were over turn and
acknowledge it with a grave gesture
and a smile that Bcoined no conven
tional grimace , but expressed the in
tention of a deliberate friendliness
Siimlit ) D-i-npepnln.
"Sunday dynpopsla that Is what you
have , " said the doctor , smiling.
"Sunday dyspepsia ? "
"Yes , ami It Is not a rare complaint
either. It la duo to this bad habit of
Bating foolishly and gluttonously on
Sunday. Through the week you cat
like a sensible man a moderate break
fast early , a light luncheon and a
good , substantial dinner at the end of
the day But on Sunday you eat a
heavy brc'kfnnt at 10 or 11. At 1 you
sit down to an enormous dinner , stuff
ing yourself \ \ Ithout appetite , and nt
0:30 : , whnii you urn really hungry , you
eat light. uiH-itlsfnctory food , like Sar
atoga chips iMi' ' lettuce sandwiches in
a v.'ord , n Sunday mippor. The result
of this change for the worse , made
once nvtok by millions of men , Is
Sunday t1v unpita. an nllmcnt for
which I alwnjs prescribe a 0 o'clock
Sunday dinner.-Now York Press.