THE NORFOLK NEWS : FRIDAY , StPTEMBER 21 , 1'JOG. WHILE HUNTING , NOAH GRAN- DALL WAS SHOT , HE WAS STANDING IN DUGGY The Gun Wns Accidentally Discharged and the Lend , Paealng Through the Rear of the Sent , Struck the Victim In the Abdomen. Basnet ! , Noli. , Sopt. 19. Spcclnl to The News : Noah Cranilall , a pholog- ruhor | of llasm > tt , was accidentally nliot nnd Ulllod whllo hunting with frolnds. Standing In tlio roar of the wagon , lie rocolvoil In llio abdomen a charge from a gun which waa In the scat. scat.Mr. . Crantlall wont hunting with friends thirty-live mlles Honthoast of horo. Ho was a photographer anil took a picture of his filiMids , Mr. Me- Nolll mill Mr. .Jumna , lioforo starting homo. Mr. Cramlnll stood In the buggy on the way homo , his frlomlH n the went with the Kim hotwoon thom. It was discharged , the charge pausing through the back of the Heat and striking Mr. Cranilall In the abdo men. Ho lived but an hour and a half. Ilo wan a much rt'Hpoctod clt- Izon anil IOIIVOH u wlfo and tliroo llttlo chlldron. THURSDAY TOPICS. .T. D. Ellors of Cornloa Is In the city Oil business , Mrs. Chllvors of I'lorco waa In town shopping yesterday. 11. A. Hnloy intulo u luminous trip to Proinont thla morning. H. II. Reynolds rotnrncd to his work at Pllgor this morning. Thomas I'otrus tnado a business trip to Plalnvlow yesterday. Miss May Schwonk went to Mndl- son on n visit yesterday. J. II. filhlea niado a business trop to Stanton this morning. 12. L. .loncs of Lynch came down this morning on business , W. 0. Corloy nnd wlfo of Crolghton uro down today on a visit. Miss Emnm Ilohfold loft at noon yesterday for a week's visit nt Plaln- vlow. Mrs. J. V. Losch of West Point Is in Norfolk visiting relatives. George A. Brooks of Bnzlllo Mills was In town on business toilaj. Mrs. M. Whcolor and daiightor wont to Omaha on a visit this morning. Glms. House wont to Madison to at tend the fair yesterday afternoon. F. G. Aurlngor and .1. S. Kay of Nollgh are business visitors today. Mr. and Mrs. Peter Tloveo of Eaola were shopping In the city yesterday. Mrs , George Dudley , sr. , went to Omaha , today for a visit with friends. Walter Sclmlr. rotnniod from Plorco this morning where ho has boon on a visit to his parents. Dr. William Keller of Princeton , 111. , arrived last night and Is looking after his real estate Interests In Norfolk. Mrs. C. 1 \ Mitchell and daughter , anil Miss Grace Rafforty of Crelghton are shopping in the city this morning. Mrs. Clias. Uolorsdorf of Norfolk Is one of the unfortunate passengers on the other side of the washout be tween Hartlngton nnd Emerson. There will bo band practice tonight at the city hall. Dr. Uortha Ahlmann has recently hail her homo on South Fifth street treated to a now coat of paint. Mrs. W. H. Livingston , who has been qulto sick for several days past , is much Improved In condition today. The water In the Northfork river has fallen so rapidly sluco the rains stopped that It is almost back to the normal condition , A cigar manufacturer from Colum bus has been In Norfolk during the last few days , and Is contemplating es tablishing a plant In Norfolk. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Hayes and Ed Dixon and Miss Ethel Dowcll , whq have been camping for the past week on the Elkhorn west of town , broke camp and have returned to town yes torday. The Nellgh baseball team were In town this morning cnrouto to Madl son where they will play Madison this afternoon , A largo delegation fron Nellgh and the surrounding couutrj nro with them. Mr. and Mrs. Allwell of Harlan Iowa , are in the city , guests of Mr and Mrs. D. S. Bullock , old tlmonolgh bors and friends. They have been vis King at Nellgh and wyi go to LeMars Iowa , ' before they return homo. Among the witnesses called by the grand jury at Madison , now probing the insane hospital affairs. Is .Iiillus Altschulor. Mr. Altschulor arrived ii Norfolk from Geneva , Neb. , last nigh and will testify befoio the grand jur > this week. Adolph Moldcnhauor had his shoulder dor dislocated yesterday afternoon ii the gymnasium at the high school b > falling off a trapeze. Although the in Jury Is not a serious ono It will b some time before ho can use the arm Dr. Coiuvell , manager of the Neligl baseball team , together with a score of others who came down this morn ing to watch the game at Madison thl afternoon , was much Interested in th weather prediction and was partlallj satisfied when only "cloudy" weathe was forecasted. Mrs. G. O. Rankln is moving th goods from their home on Madlsoi street preparatory to moving to Codj Nob. , where Mr. Rankln has a run o the railroad. Mrs. Rankln will stor their goods for the present and wll leave for a two months' visit in Ch cage , Monday morning , before goln to Cody. Frank Lamb , who recently had hi urn destroyed liy fire , wtift surprised o llnd that olght of his follow work- ion were at hand lo aid him In the ruction of a now titilldlng bright and arly Sunday morning to replace the no that wan destroyed. The men orki'd the host part of the day and y night the barn was completed. The "Ufo'fl Mistake" company loft n the early train for West Point , Nob. , whore they will piny tonight , 'ho company had a good house at ho Auditorium last night and gave atlsfactlon to those who attended , 'ho company Is composed of clover ctors and a good hand makes excel- nit music during the Intermissions. A loaf or who was drunk on the troots yiiHtorday and who made him- elf obnoxious to all persons who aHsod by him during the day , was nally arrested at 8 o'clock last night nil thrown In jail , after a citizen had oimuidcd that a policeman , who had eiliiently passed by the man , lock Im up. The follow wanted to light voryhody whom ho came in contact Itli and ho made such a nuisance of Imself In a hotel that he had to bo brown out. c Leo Hlght and Miss Ltila Russell tolo a march on tholr parents and rlonds yesterday and were married t Madison by County .Judge Dates , 'hoy wont to the county seat In the lornlng , presumably to see the races , ut hymen'H altar claimed thom bo- ore they returned. Wld Hlght , a rother of the groom , and Miss Kate llotor accompanied the young couple nil stood up with thom at tlio mar- lago ceremony. The young couple eturned last night and are now visit- ig at the homo of the groom's pa- cuts , Mr. and Mrs. Roy Hlght. They ' 111 leave tomorrow for Fremont , here they expect to make their fu- uro home. The hrldo Is a daughter f Conductor and Mrs. Frank Russell f the .lunctlon. Uoth of the young eoplo are popular with a largo circle f friends who have boon extending oed wishes today. f CITIZENS OF CAIRO , NEB. , DRIVE ONE FROM TOWN. LOCKED UP BROTHER IN JAIL The Mother , a Widow Who Runs a Restaurant , Tried to Defend the Sons Who Assaulted Her One Was Given a Ticket and Told to Hike. Grand Island , Nob. , Sept. 19. Spo- lal to The News : A special from Inlro , Nob. , to the Independent says : "When a young man named Smith , vho had boon arraigned hero charged vith boating his mother , attempted to oturn to that village last night , ho vas met at the depot by fifty citizens , vho gave him n ticket to Ravenna and ndlcatcd to htm that ho could talco ho ticket , go on and forgot Cairo , or stay and take the consequences. Ho ook the ticket and continued his jour- ley on the same train. His brother was sentenced to thlr- y days In jail for assaulting his moth er. The mother is a widow and runs a ostanrnnt , She tried to defend the boys. Ak-Sar-Ben Festivities. Omaha , September 20 to October C. Great Industrial parade Tuesday after- loon , October 2 , grand electrical float tarado Wednesday night , October 3 , lutomobllo flower parade Thursday afternoon , October 4 , and coronation mil Friday night , October 6 , besides nany other special attractions. The Union Pacific will sell tickets to Omaha at $4.10 for the round trip. Dates of sale October 2 to C Inclusive , with return limit to and including Oc tober 8. Inquire of J. B. Elseffer , Agt. Very Low Rates to Ak-Sar-Ben Fes tivities at Omaha , Neb. , via the Northwestern line. Excursion tickets will bo sold October 2 to C , Inclusive limited to return until October S , in elusive. Apply to agents Chicago & Northwestern R'y. Very Low Rates to State C. E. Con ventlon at Hastings. Neb. , via the Northwestern line. Excursion tickets will bo sold at reduced rates Soptom her 20 to 29 , inclusive , limited to re turn until October 1 , Inclusive. Ap ply to agents Chicago & Northwester ! R'y. Mr. Walker Whltosldo wno will ap pear at the Auditorium theater ot October ICth , In his new play "Tho Magic Melody. " So great was the success of "Wo are King , " that Mr Whitesldo commissioned the autho to write his now play for him and the results have more than justified hi judgment. "The Magic Melody" 1 a play of the type that appeals to everybody. Mr. Whltesldo has , in the character of Helmar , the best oppor tunlty of his career. It is a part tha tits him like a glove and ono tha affords full scope for his ulstrlonl gifts. It is of course unnecessary t speak of his position on the stage for it Is as well recognized today a is that of any actor on the American stage. Styles In faces of job types clmng ju t as the styles in woman's hats II you want the very latest If yo want your printed stationery to b just as up-to-date as your hat ; if yo want your stationery to reflect th progressive business man behind U then let The News do the work. Try News want ads. OWING TO WASHOUTS , THEY ARE STALLED IN NORFOLK. GIRL OUT OF MONEY STRANDED Her Relatives Drove Over From Wake- field nnd Got Her Traveling Men Were In Sioux City When Storm Came They Won Second Honors. [ From Tliurwlny'H Uiilly.J Norfolk Is tilled this wcok with pco- lo who are stalled hero because of ho washouts In this part of the conn- ry. Many persons who had come to Norfolk expecting to change cars and o on to points between here and loux City , or to towns on roads ranching off the M. & 0. road , have rrlved here only to find that tholr urthor Journey Is cut off for a period f tc'n days or two weeks , and many f them are remaining In the city at ocal hotels , until the railroad Is re- milt. Ono young woman from In- Innn came to Norfolk yesterday af- ornoon , expecting to go on to Wnko- lold by way of Norfolk , but when she rrlvod here she found the way was losed. She telephoned to Wakefleld ml had relatives start out to meet icr half way , driving. Alone in a trango land , the young woman pro- onted rather a pitiful picture when ho opened her heart to a woman on ho train nnd declared that she had ot enough funds to stay here for a veok , and she was noroly perplexed s to what course to pursue. Commercial Travelers Here. Of the eighty or more commercial ravolors who have homos In Norfolk , sldo from ninny who make hoadquar- ers at Norfolk hotels , ft is said thiit ovonty-flvo percent of them are In Norfolk for the greater part of this vcok , because of the washouts. Many mvo gone west and north , and In oth- r directions for a day or two , but all ralllc toward Sioux Cltj is shut off ml this is penning many in the city. The commercial travelers of Nor- elk , to the extent of sixty , were in Sioux City when tlio storm came up o shut that town off from Norfolk. Saturday was commercial travelers' lay In Sioux City nnd the boys went > vor from here In a big bunch to par- Iclpato In the festivities and to ad- ortlso Norfolk. And they succeeded , 'hero was a parade of commercial ravolers sad | by Sioux City papers o have boon one of the finest parades over scon In that town and prizes vero awarded for the largest repro- cntatlons from various cities. Nor- oik boys didn't do a thing but go In mil win second prize $35 in cash. . .oMars , Iowa , a town only twenty- Ivo miles from Sioux City , took first irlze with sixty-two men In line. That vas $50 In cash. And the Norfolk contingent , with sixty hoys In the pa- ado , came in for second honors. Were Treated Royally. The Norfolk drummers In town this week report that they were treated oyally nt Sioux City. Nothing was oo good for Norfolk. They were mot at the train by a slx-horso tallyho and a band , and were driven all around the town in great style. Sioux City commercial travelers ealize the fact that the drummers from Norfolk , "Nowbrasky , " are about ho llvcst bunch on the road , and that s why they were anxious to give such a warm reception to the crowd from lore. They recognize the fact that ho Norfolk boys are boosters and hat they stay by their friends. Nor- 'oik recognizes that fact , however , even more than Sioux City , for Nor- 'olk derives a vast benefit every day n the year from the constant ndvor- : lslng this city receives on the road rom the Norfolk commercial boys. They are always , always doing some thing hero and there to help along some local Industry that is trying to win , and their help is ono of the most vital factors there Is In keeping Nor folk a growing , prosperous city. They advertise this town from Now York : o San Francisco , because they cover , in the course of { ft year , the whole United States , and , out on the road , they never torget their homo town. It was In this spirit of boosting Nor folk , that the boys went over and won a prize In the parade. "We want ed to let Sioux City and Iowa know that Norfolk Is on the map , " said ono of thom today. Is Your "I" Always In the Public Eye ? Egotism used to bo defined as "suf fering your I to get too much in the public eye. " The censure In this definition is all very appropriate If applied' only to people who lead wholly "private lives' to people qulto outside of trade or business activities. Hut , to people who "keep stores ; ' to people who must llnd a market for something or other , and whoso names are Identified with tholr business keep their "I's" in the public eye Is not egottem It is fundamental gooi sense. There was once an adage whicl said : "Seldom seen , soon forgotten. ' It was a true adage true of almos everything , and especially true of ad vortlslng as applied to business pros perlty. A business enterprise grows ( In sure proportion to the rogularltj with which It is kept In the public eye and memory. Of the recently produced stage sue cesses none have received more favor able comment than the diverting com edy of Swedish-American life entltlei "Tilly Olson" which comes to the Au dltorlum Monday evening , Sept. 24 Tlio story is written around the char acter of a flaxen-haired youngvSwed ish girl "bound out" to a family o armor-folk In Minnesota. She Is sub- octed to the usual Indignities common o girls In her position in life but vlthal IB bright nnd lovable and liked > y everyone except the mistress of ho house. She develops strength vhon the opportunity arises for her to how her mettle and exposes villainy ml achieves success by reason of her hrowdncHs and wise discernment. Tilly Is not a caricature but a cleverly kotchod Swedish girl of real flesh and ilood. A splondld scenic equipment or the play has been provided and ho name part will bo played by a com- etont actress of eccentric comedy oles , Miss Emily Erlckson herself native of Sweden and In full sympa- hy with the character she portrays. HE WILL BE LAST WITNESS BEFORE - FORE GRAND JURY. PROBABLY WILL FINISH FRIDAY \ The Grand Jury at Madison Is Probing Every Detail of Evidence That Can be Procured In the Insane Hospital Matter About Finished. fProm Thursduy's Dally.- The Madison county grand jury , vhlch has boon In secret session nt Aladlson since last Monday evening , iroblng charges of manslaughter made ) y ox-employes of the Institution against four former attendants , will irobably finish work some time Frl- lay. Governor Mickey is the only available witness yet to bo examined , lo was telephoned during the after- loon and , It was thought , would prob ably arrive at Madison Friday to give estlmony. Dr. Nicholson , former assistant su pcrlntendcnt , Blair Goff , former at- enilant , and Mr. Bryant , another for- nor attendant , are the only witnesses supoenaed who were not available. 3r. Nicholson Is in Toronto , Canada , hough efforts were made today to ; ct him by telephone at St. Paul , Neb. Jlnlr Goff could not bo found readily it Plorco anil Mr. Bryant Is visiting n Iowa. Former Farmer Wolfe , who vroto a letter to the governor , Is nt Lyon , Montana , but has not been sub loenned. Witnesses Who Have Testified. The following witnesses have testi- led before the grand jury : Former \ttendants Biggs , Cronk , Altschuler , forest Ellis , Byorly , Wiles ; Attend ants Jim Taylor and Miss Mary John ston ; Superintendent Alden ; Patient 'eterson. Sheriff Clements came to Norfolk on the noon freight with Patient Pet erson in charge , returning him to the lospltal after the grand jury had fin- shed with his testimony. Probing Every Detail. It is said by those who have been n close touch with the Investigation .hat the grand jury Is probing every lotail of evidence that can bo secured .n regard to the charges made. The charges preferred were against the four attendants , Wiles , Ellis , Byerly and Goff , and the complaints were nado , it is said , by former Attendants Biggs and Cronk. All of the defendants In the case , except Goff , anticipating the charges hat would bo made against them , re turned to be in readiness and to give .estimony If they were called upon. Forest Ellis , the man who was charged with gross cruelty ; and who left the nstltutlon shortly after the comple tion of the first Investigation , is said .o have boon conducting a peanut store at Ponder , Neb. , since that time. Some Say They Will Indict. Some people who have been at Mad ison , keeping closely In touch with the work of the grand jury , declare that the grand jury will return indictments on the strength of some of the evi dence that has been introduced. Oth ers believe that no true bills can be brought in. Julius Altschuler was on the stand all day Thursday and gave testimony In regard to the case in which It is alleged that Attendants Ellis , Byerly and Wiles poked a patient in the sides with n broom so cruelly that the man died some days later. Ho also testi fied that he had scon patients choked with handkerchiefs. Patient Peterson , who was brought back , testified that ho saw attendants knock a patient down and that they were made to walk up stairs In bare feet. Former Attendants Biggs and Cronk testified that they had seen gross cm cities practiced. Dr. Alden , Forest Ellis , Byerly and Jo Wiles testified that there had been no mistreatment of patients and that Inmates were only held In restraint and disciplined when they became violent lent , unmanageable and dangerous. The testimony brought out has been much the same as that which was ad duced In the investigation held at the Norfolk hospital. No complaints aside from the hos pital matters , were filed with the grand jury. There Is nearly always something now In a store that advertises. You will not find the same old stocks you saw on your last visit for publicity will have sold thom and made room and necessity for a procession of now things. Excursion Tickets to County Fair at Albion , Neb. , via the Northwestern line , will be sold nt reduced rates Sep tember 24 to 28 , Inclusive , limited to return until September 29 , Inclusive. Apply to agents Chicago & North western R'y. ANTELOPE COUNTY , NEBl , AND GREGORY COUNTY , S. D. ARE HARMONIOUS CONVENTIONS Dr. W. G. Fletcher Is Nominated Rep resentative for Antelope County. Gregory Places a Strong List of Candidates In the Field. Nellgh , Nob. , Sept. 20. Special to The News : The Antelope county re publican convention held hero yestcr- lay was a harmonious , gathering , with all sections of the county represented. Dr. W. O. Fletcher of Orchard was nominated for representative on the first ballot , and before Its conclusion Ills selection was made unanimous by acclamation. lie thanked the con vention and said that if elected ho wonld carry out the wishes of the people ple ; that he had not applied for a railroad pass , received ono or ridden on one ; that if ho went to Lincoln he would pay his faro , and it would re main paid ; further that the pass sys tem was an ovll , and ho was opposed to and would vote against it. No candidate for county attorney was placed in nomination , but the central compilttec was empowered to place ono on the ticket. This result was brought about by the declination of the different attorneys to accept the positions , owing to the fact that private business would necessarily oc cupy their full attention. The resolu tions adopted re-afllrmed the state and congressional platforms and pledged support to the state , congressional and legislative ticket. The candidate for representative Is a bright , clean , young man , very popular , and his elec tion appears a foregone conclusion. There are no dlssentlons In the party. Gregory County Republicans. Fairfax , S. D. , Sept. 20. Special to The News : The republican county convention was held at Herrlck yes terday nnd the following county ofll- cors wore nominated : Treasurer , J. C. Porter , Fairfax ; register of deeds , Charles Schelnost , Burke ; clerk of courts , II. Parrlsh , Gregory ; auditor , Paul Lambert , Burke ; sheriff , Fied Houston , Burke ; states attorney , W. Doherty , Gregory ; superintendent , Miss Sadie Shlves , Scalp ; surveyor , Sam Schllton , Burke ; assessor , E. Brazoll , Carlock ; coroner , R. E. Fish , Bonestecl ; probate judge , Chas. Davis , Fairfax. The convention passed off very quietly considering the number of candidates. The democratic convention was held In Bonesteel and put up a very good ticket , but as they are much in the minority they stand very little show of electing any of their ticket. HOWARD MILLER VERY SICK. Battle Creek Man Suddenly Stricken While Hunting Near Atkinson. Atkinson , Neb. , Sept. 20. Special to The News : Howard Miller of Battle Creek has been very ill at the Brady ranch , some twenty-five miles from Atkinson. Ho was here hunting and was taken suddenly. He has been unable to be moved , but at the present writing Is better , although he will not be able to return homo for several days. days.Mr. Mr. and Mrs. Morgan and family , living west of town a few miles , re ceived the sad news of the sudden death of their son Andy in Sioux City , by some accident. John Morgan , a brother , started for that place to re turn with the body , which will bo bu rled here. Married , at St. Joseph's Catholic church , Miss Mary Hayes to Henry D. Grady of O'Neill , Rev. Father Lecher - er performing tht , ceremony. * They departed on the 9 o'clock train for Boone , Iowa , and other points. GOVERNOR Sim INAUGURATED Says Independence Without Good Government Is Deceiving. Manila , Sept. 20. James F. Smith was inaugurated governor general of the Philippines this morning. A large crowd viewed the parade of troops. Governor Smith , in his address , an nounced that his policy would be the policy of President McKlnley and Sec retary Taft the education and prep aration of the people for popular self- government. Discussing politics , he said : "I personally doubt that inde pendence is the panacea for all the ills that people are heir to. Has Cuba found that nn Independent nationality has given good government , peace and content ? Independence without force or moans to maintain It is not worth having. Independence without good government is deceiving. " Retiring Governor General Idc will leave Manila Sunday for Japan. WORKING ON THE EXPOSITION Ground Is Broken at Jamestown for Missouri and Virginia Building" . Norfolk , Va. . Sept. 20. Bxercisea incident to the breaking of ground for the Maryland and Missouri state buildings , the building to represent the National Travelers' Protective As sociation of America and the laying of the cornerstone of the Virginia state building on the Jamestown exposition grounds took place , with several hun dred persons In attendance. Hunting of a buyer for anything whatever is a pretty hard task II you have to do it in person ; and n pretty easy ono if you do it "by want ad. ' Calumet Baking Powder Perfoot In quality , fflodoroto In prloo. iENERAL NICOLAREFF IS ASSAS SINATED ON STREET. SURROUNDED AND THEN SHOT Artilleryman Was Picked Out on the \ Streets of Warsaw by Five Revolu- \ tlonists , and Then Shot to His Death Before He Could Escape. Warsaw , Poland , Sept. 19. General Nlcolareff of the artillery , was assas sinated hero today in a bloody man ner. ner.Ho Ho had ventured Into the streets of the city. Before ho had gone far on Ills way he was suddenly surrounded by a crowd of five revolutionists. Be fore he could cry out or escape , he was shot dead In their midst. Atkinson , Neb. , Sept. 20. Special ' 4 to The News : Noah Cranilall was , with his family , holding land under the KInkaid act. Stuart , Neb. , Sept. 20. Special to The News : Noah Crandall was for merly foreman on the Overtoil ranch. Alexander-Newnam. Announcement cards wore received in Norfolk today , telling of the mar riage of Guy Mynlcr Alexander , for merly of this city , to Miss Maude Eloise Nownam at Ottumwa , Iowa , on September 5. Mr. and Mrs. Alexander will be at homo in Raton , Now Mexico , after October 1. Mr. Alexander will bo remembered as having lived in Norfolk for several years. He was a popular young man liere and was well known in high school affairs. He went to Cheyenne , Wyo. , from here. He has a great many friends In Norfolk who are still intuiustcd in him and who will unite In best wishes. Letter List. List of letters remaining uncalled for at the postofllce at Norfolk , Neb. , September 18 , 190G : * Miss Ida Craig , Miss Myrthle Do * Jioyer , Mr. Robert F. Fordo , Mrs. C. 13. James , Mr. Herman Myers , Miss Lizzie Quiii , Mr. Samuel E. Rath , Mr. Robert Ray , Mr. S. Stone 2 , Mr. R. Al * , Herbert Smith , P. R. Thomas , Mr. " Milo Williams. If not called for in fifteen days will % ' be sent to the dead letter office. Parties calling for any of the above please say "advertised. " John R. Hays , P. M. Very Low Rates to Buffalo , N. Y. ( Via the North-Western line. Excursion tickets will be sold at one farefor round trip October 10 to 12 , inclusive , with favorable return limits , 011 ac count of International Christian Con vention. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western R'y. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. Every man who has been caught , dreads the experience. The latest popular method the wo men have of wasting time seems to be In the making of French Knots , a sort of a fly speck In embroidery. Speaking of the departure of old- fashionerl customs , what has become of the woman who took the table cloth to the door after a meal and shook It ? * Notice the women's clothes. This fall when you think n woman is com- ' x < | ing toward you she is very likely going J from yon. They are wearing their waists buttoned in the back , and their skirts fastened down the front. Their hats have broad brims in the back and little narrow brims In front. Every thing they put on this fall Is put on backwards. When a man has saved a thousand ( lollars , his Imagination leaps to $2- 000. .If he sets the limit of his saving at $10,000 he finds when ho reaches it that the limit has bounded to $20,000. It Is the same way with the woman who is putting up fruit. The more jars she has on her shelf , the more she wants , and she will skin , pit and put up as long as there is fruit in sight. She has more than the family will eat , but that makes no difference ; she has the greed In her veins as th'o man has who Is hoarding money. The women's pages In the news papers are forever describing the sort of woman a man likes best. She is always bright , pretty , lias perfect teeth , a perpetual smile , small hands and feet. Is never tired , never has n headache , her waist Is small and her ways agreeable. Still , all of us know men who are led to the altar and bossed forever after by women who are tall and thin , or short and fat , wo men who nro always tired , women who go to bed with headaches or some other kinds of aches , women who do not smile unless they feel like It , and who , if they are agreeable , are so careful not to show It that most of us say : "What did ho over see In her ? "