THE NOliyULK NEWS ; Fill DAY , Al'RILG , 1906. Tha Norfoik Weekly News-Journal Tlio Now * , KntntitUlicil , 1N81 Tito Journal. llxlitlillMlii'it , 1X77 PUDLI8HING COMPANY W. N. HUM : N. A. HUHM Mvory Kililny lly mall per yt-nr , line Kntorrtl al tintioMttilllCK nt NtirfolU , _ Nol ) , UN m-coiul oliiHii iimlltyr. Tolopliiniox ICillliulnl HcpiiHiniMii , NO S2 IHlHllK'KH Olllcil Illlll Jllll IlllOIIIN , No 11 22 It la a safe wager that Jullua llulff will bo elected city clerk to succeed tlllUBOlf. If you tire a rent or , tlio passage of the sewer bnniln will inonn Increased comfort for yon. The ropublcan tlclcot Is tmido n'p of clonn inon. Republicanism moans progress niul iiilvancoiuont. If the sewer bonds full to pass to- inorrqw , NoifolU will gn . a backset that It would taUo yrnrR to rorovor from. If you are a inorelmut , the passage of the aowor bondn will inonn that la * tiorors will liuvo money with which to buy of you. If you aio a property owner , hoar In inlntl that your property will ho In- crcanod in value by the passage of the Bower bonds. If you are a laborer , remember that n vote for the sewer boiulR will mean work for you at good wages all of the coining summer. It IB Bnlil that Bchool tonchorH will bo ecarco In NobrnHkn next fall. There la nothing In Norfolk thin week to In * dlcato a scarcity. The police department during the last year has not Bet the world aflro by Jts activity. This will liuvo some Influence In tomorrow's election. Though wo have handed over the key to the city to the teachers , some of thorn hail a hard tlmo finding their way to lodging rooms yesterday after noon. West Point baa a sewer system ; Al bion will vote bonds. Norfolk has a chance to stay In the class of these villages or drop behind thorn In to morrow's election. If yon are a citizen of Norfolk , the passage of the sewer bonds will help to maintain the prestige and natno of your city ; the defeat of the bonds will bo a stop backward. A vote for the republican ticket to morrow will bo a vote for a police de partment that will have the courage to do Its duty , and not one that will wink at crime and vice In the very heart of the city. The really live IHSUO at stake for to morrow's election Is the sewerage bond proposition. And It will require the votes of every citizen In the city who favors the bonds , to come any where near passing them. It la not probable that the present meting uf the tcchors wll sottl the mater - tor uf reform spollng. If the reform wor'2 go thru , the tcchors cud never , in fuchor papers red b4 the asocla- shun , rlt "enough , " the 1 wlrd wild Biimtlma b emif. It la generally considered good business policy to go In debt If neces sary in order to build np and Improve the business. That Is the proposition with' ' the sewerage. The money spent will'not bo poured Into a ditch. It will Ibo used nil the rest of our lives. And lit will save ceas pool expenses. Father T. Itonifuco of Stunrt has a practical mind as well as ono of good ness. Ho encourages his choir girls to work as well as to play. Everyone who sings In the choir , according to the Ledger , for three years , is present ed with a now rotary washing ma chine , a clothes' line , a pulley and clothes pins. The argument that the sewer bond will be an elephant on our bands can bo brought ngalnst any public move ment. It will be a baby elephant , however - over , and can bo carried without much effort , when It Is considered that Nor folk how has tlio smallest bonded In debtedness of any city In the state , as compared with Its population. The Norfolk schools have turned -out many exceptionally able students and the honors which have been won by Miss May Somers at Wellesley college are but an added testimonial. Wellesley Is considered perhaps the superior of all women's colleges In America In point of actual work done by the students and In point of thor oughness in training. The passing of the sewer bonds In Norfolk was a move toward progress , higher civilization , a cleaner and heal thier city and , more than all else , It wns a sign of the stuff that Norfolk Is made of. Now we can come before the world with an evidence of self-confi dence to back us up In our claims that Norfolk is going to bo a bigger and a jottnr city than It IB today. The pass ing of the bonds will mean much for Norfolk's fnturo. Norfolk has-been a quint city during the past year , so far as the police court records are concerned , .ludge Wostorvolt , who IH the democratic po lice judge , ( old of Homo things that have been going on when ho look oc casion to addresu a peculiarly oh- luixloiiH character In public Homo lit- tin time ago. A vote for the demo cratic ticket tomonow means a vote for a police force that has acted an ollleor , judge and jury all In the same breath. It Is to bo hoped that the now at tempt at Introducing a land leasing bill for the giazing section of Nebras ka , will pass. This had been Intro duced In the senate this week by Sen ator Ilnrkett and It provides that lands may bo leased under the supervision of the governor. Nebraska nccdH a land lease bill fair to both the state and the cattlemen , In order to save ( ho cattle Industry of the sUfe , and unless some hill of this sort does pass , the cattlemen will shut up shop and the sandhills will go out of business as wealth producers. The King road machlno which has been out on the streets of Norfolk during the past few days , has been doing excellent work and ought to demonstrate the value of the split log arrangement. Yesterday afternoon the machlno was used on South Thirteenth at root and , as a result , the street ooked Ilka a race track. There are still many streets In Norfolk that could bo benefited by this machlno , and now that the log has proven Us worth , why wouldn't It bo a good scheme to get more of them so that they could bo used In tlmo of omer geney , and b ° of actual service to the community ? The nearer the llmo for olectlon comes the more chance the sewerage bonds appear to have for passing to morrow. Many who had been against the bonds have been converted during the lust two or throe days to the fact that the passage of the bonds will mean a step forward for Norfolk , bet ter health In ( ho city , dry cellars down town and In the eastern half of the city , well drained streets , a cleaner , sweeter municipality , Increased prop erty values , work for the laboring man , and a bettor chance for Norfolk's growth. To vote down the sewer bonds means retrogression , for to re main stationary Is to go backward. It Is said that the suggestion of 11. 13. Owen that a gravel driveway bo laid along South First street , has met with the approval and favor of many citizens of Norfolk and It Is very pos sible that the city council may taku action at the next mooting regarding the matter , possibly appointing a com mittee to look Into It. Plans and spec ifications have arrived and are now on fllo nt the Norfolk National bank , where they may bo seen by those Inter ested In the gravel roadway for that street. When the small amount of money needed for the work Is consid ered , and the great benefit that would result Is homo In mind , It would seem that Norfok could well afford to take up the matter and consider It very seriously and thoroughly. Norfolk may not hold Its complete prestige as a federal court town , cre ated by Senator Hurkett's bill , If the amendment of Congressman Norrls , who has taken a hand In the matter , goes through. Congressman Norrls has given notice that ho Intends to amend the bill so that ( hero shall bo a number of points In both the north and south sections of the state at which federal court will bo held , giving each point a definite territory to draw from , so that the terms can not be transferred from place to place at the will of the judges. In the original bill , Norfolk and Omaha are the only two cltlea In the northern part of the state In which sessions of court wore to be hold for this territory , while. Lincoln and Hastings were to got In for the southern half. Under the amendment. Norfolk will still get a court session hut It will bo a session of less Im portance. If a man from the east were to de cide to come out west to live the rest of his days , he might very reasonably prefer a small town to a city. In lookIng - Ing over the small towns of the west , his attention might very probably bo called to Norfolk , for many reasons. In investigating Norfolk as a homo for himself and his family , ho would ask , among the first things , "Is your city equipped with modem Improve ments ? " If the sewer bonds are de feated tomorrow , wo would have to reply that we do not have modern Im provements. Wo would have no rea son to hope that ho might como here to make his homo. Ho might go to Albion , where the bonds will carry , or ho might go to Fremont. Columbus , North Platte , Kearney , Grand Island , Hcatrlce , or a dozen other cities In whoso class Norfolk has ambition to bo. For these cities all have sowers. Even West Point would bo preferred on thin account , that little village hav ing owned a fine sewer for years. AR years como along , a person oc casionally meets a proposition that startles him with a realization of the fact that he la swiftly passing across the Bingo of llfo. Not so many years ngo , fifteen perhaps , there was In Nor folk a HIIHO Publishing company , at the head of which stood Win. Huso , with W. N , Huso second In command a corporation controlled by father and son. In course of tlmo Win. Huso retired from the company and the business fell Into the hands of the ono who has struggled for years to make It win. Now another period has been reacliQ.il In the cycle of tlmo and another Huso Publishing company be gins business on April 1 , the son of fifteen years ago passing to the sta tion of father now. N. A. Huso , who now takes n place In the limit has had a probation of several years In the work before being made a partner and UIH ! trial has domonstnitcd that he Is a thorognh newspaper man In every sense of the word. Though still young In years , ho has shown that ho has a greater capacity to produce readable matter than most men years older , and his keen judgment and business Instinct prove thai he has many good trails not. possessed by his father and less of the ordinary faults of mankind. Ho Is made a partner In the business because his ability entitles him to It and not because ho Is the son of his father. WILLIAM IIAWL15Y SMITH. Those who have heard him lecture In Norfolk before , and paitlcularly at the meetings of the northern Nebraska teachers , will regret that William Hawley - ley Smith , that genial wit and philos opher , could not have boon engaged for one evening hero this week. Mr. Smith Is as homely as man can well ho , but his humor Is of the sort that bubbles over and his sound sense makes people think. His llttlo sermon I ho other day In Lincoln on the school examinations contained much wisdom and much food for thought among the teachers of the state who nro now In Norfolk. Concerning Mr. Smith , Illxby of the State Journal has to say : "If you over mot him you will never forget him William Hawley Smith- author of "Tho Evolution of Dod , " and other literary gems. He has been sick Iho past two years and has grown old some , but he's just as good and homely - ly as over , and It was a pleasure to meet him Monday morning and let him take a short half hour to toll a bunch of new stories. Ho Is on a short lecture tour In the northwest. Ho says ho can't stand It to go all the time as ho used to , and , blessed bo , ho Is no longer so poor In purse as ho has to keep doing or go hungry. William Hawley Smith Is one of the advanced thinkers of this generation , and ho won't bo fully appreciated until ho has been dead about thirty years. " Till- : COAL STRUCK. It Is to be Hoped that the coal strike will soon be adjusted and that the minors will before long gi > back to work. Without regard to the right or wning of the cause which has brought about the strike , the people of the United States will hope that the strike may bo settled satisfactorily to both miners and mlno owners. And the people have a right to demand that the strike bo settled within a reason able time. , Coal Is a commodity without which the Industries of this country would bo paralyzed. It'Is a necessity to our dally life which keeps < the wheels of progress In motion , and-It Is a sacred right that belongs to the people of this nation that the earth shall bo al lowed to yield np from Its mines this fuel that we must have. Because the man who owns the mlno and the man who digs out' the coal get Into a quarrel Is no reason why the rest of society should bo compelled to shut down Its factories , stop wheels that are productive and throw other millions of men out of employment , as well as running up the prices of commodities that wo can't got along without. And so , If the mlno owner and his workman fall to agree , then wo can see no reason why the con sumer , as a third party to tlio matter , shall not step In and take charge of affairs with a view to bringing about a compromise If possible , and action at all events. Wo have , In this country , como to depend upon the coal from the earth just as much as we depend upon food for our stomachs. And because one body of men are dissatisfied with the methods of another body of men , oven though the second party happens to own the coal mines , does not take from the people of this country their right to a supply of coal from the mines. And &o It Is to bo hoped that Presi dent Roosevelt , In case the strike con tinues Into a dangerous extremity , will Intervene In the matter , as a rep- rcsentatlvo of the people , and operate the mines If necessary under govern ment protection. GLAD TO SEE YOU , TEACHERS. Norfolk today extends a cordial Imnd of welcome to the teachers of northern Nebraska. Wo are glad to eo you again , glnd to renew our old acquaintance with you , and wo hope that you will enjoy your visit this year inoro thoroughly than you have over before. Wo hope that when you re turn to your homes nt the end of the week , you will bo equipped to more firmly Inculcate Into the minds of Young America those things that ought to he Inculcated , and that yon A'lll bo able to more scientifically lay on the lash when the lash becomes OHHontlal to law and order. You teachers generally pick out the ralnlcBt , cloudiest , muddiest season of all the year to visit Norfolk , and you always lemoinber It , after you have gene home , as a ( own In which you lose your rubbers In the mlddlo < of. the street , wear mackintoshes and carry umbrellas. Hut In splto of your , jqor judgment'In having Easter como Just at the season of the twelvemonth when now spring hats nro hardly safe td bo trusted out alone , and In splto of the wrinkles that April showers draw over the forehead of the aim whenever you como to town , wo are really and truly glad to see you and would like to have you take off your wraps and stay longer If you could do It and at the same tlmo hold your places with the village board at home. And this dark-skied April week when the teachers como to Norfolk Is , In splto of Its outward appearances , ono of the brightest cycles of days'that Norfolk knows In a year's time. Wo people of Norfolk have come to look upon you as old friends though the word "old" Is merely a figurative expression. Wo all clean house when the railroad companies announce ex cursion rales Into Norfolk because of the annual teachers' meeting , and we would be disappointed If you disap pointed us by not coming. Wo look at yon school , teachers , spoaldng of the entire profession , as old friends In mom ways than one. You taught us our A , H , C'a when we wore llttle , , spanked us when we were bad , divided up jour lunches with us \\hon we stayed at school during noon hours , allowed UH to pass the pencils when wo were good , took away our marbles when wo played for keeps , kept us after school when wo whis pered , pointed your fingers at us when wo talked , and cut down our "deport ment" when wo scraped our feet on the floor. You made us speak pieces In front of the rest of the school , com pelled us to'study , more 'or less , and finally sent us out Into the world , by wa > of the graduation gate , all dteased up In our best , clothes and wondering how the world over managed to get three meals a day without our assist ance boforo. In turn wo used to try to make life as wretched and miserable for yon as we possibly could. We spent our spare time trying to concoct questions that would puzzle you , laughed in our sleeves ( filling them with mirth ) when you told us to "look It up" for our own good , planned traps to make you bo unfair to us so that you would "take It back , " and ached for chances to take our grievances home to our fathers and mothers so that their mighty In fluence might tall on your necks and drop your heads In the basket of had- lieons. Wo invented tllcknames for you among ourselves , and sincerely hoped that someday you might over 1 hear the nicknames In everyday use. And when you did punish us wo swore vengeance If It took all the rest of our lives for execution. Out after all , we wake up we of the world that no longer answers tp your dally roll call and find that we do like you , teachers , always did like you , and , wo hope , always will. For , como to think It over , you're pretty good natured lot of people in spite of whatwo used to think , you were really pretty fair in ways you treated ns , and we have no doubt that you are just as fair today. You meet with a good many trials and tribulations , dear teachers , In the course of your careers , of which the world knows nothing. To look at your hours , from 9 In the morning until 4 In the afternoon , we might naturally suppose that you led lives of royalty , almost as easy as the lives of bankers. But when wo got a little better ac quainted with you , wo learn that your work never ends-and that , though the gong dismisses your pupils at 4 in the afternoon , you carry the .worry of the day right straight through the night and rarely lift the burden of your work off your minds. We notice that when you start In to work at the beginning of the fall you look roundfaced and pink cheeked and cheerful. But before Easter conies around , you get dark circles around the eyes , your cheeks get a llttlo thinner , your brow knits a trifle , and you start at the dropping of a pencil. Your nerves got all un strung , unless you have that most en viable faculty of forgetting the little worries , and the vacation comes none too soon to put red blood back Into your system. And then we look at your payroll , and figure out how much money you jet for your year's work. And when wo do that , we have to admit that you teachers are public benefactors to whom wo should all gladly take off our hats. Hut your wages are going to climb , and ono day you will get what you earn. And in the meantime you are enjoying prestige and getting experi ence that couldn't bo bought. And then , besides all that , there's this to remember about teaching school the whole world is Indebted to you and the whole world loves you after It grows np. And well , Norfolk Is glad to shake your hands once again and hopes your enjoyment may work overtime this week. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. Genius Is not rare ; hut plain , com mon sense Is. Democrats arc' joked about whisky as much as Kentucklans. The older yoi } become , the more risk there Is in marriage. You often hear people speak of "dry wit. " Is there such a thing as. wet wit ? Ever notice that when you receive a letter that pleases you , you always road It twice ? When you have a picture taken , does it make you mad for people to say It looks too young for you ? Hy the ( line n man becomes Inter ested In his third love affair , ho must fool as If ho were In n second hand store. What has become of the old fash ioned man who always asked his tall friends , "How Is the weather up there ? " There are some women who can't say that they saw n cow without relat ing what dress they had on when they saw It. A man running for office must bo llko an amateur who has agreed to deliver a lecture ; he never knows how It will come Out. Bo content with your air castle : The chimney In an air castle never smokes and the windows do not rattle In ev ery wind. After a woman has fallen In love with the first grandchild , she becomes more reconciled to the fact that her daughter has a husband. If a man Is "good" to his children when they are little , as they Interpret It , ho hasn't the money loft to be " { rood" to them when they are grown. If a man stays In the house longer than It takes to eat and get out , ho furnishes ground for complaint of the nuisance In having a "man hanging 'round. " $260 LIGHT FIXTURE. Magnificent New Chandelier Goes Into Federal Court Room. A new electric light chandelier Is being Installed In the federal court room , above the postofllce , today by Electrician Ed Biueggeman. The new fixture was bought by the go\ eminent at a cost of $ 00. There Is one thing we have never been able to understand , why ladles will buy harmful cosmetics when Hoi lister's Rocky Mountain Tea makes clear complexions. 35 cents , tea or tablets. The Klesau Drug Co. Hohneke's Condition. Dr. Tashjean received a telephone message at noon from Dr. Persons of Stnntou , stating that Frederick Hohn- oke's 'condition continues to Improve. . It enriches the blood , strengthens the nerves , makes every organ of the body strong and healthy. A great spring tonic. Holllster's Rocky Moun tain Tea. 35 cents , tea or tablets. The Kiesau Drug Co. If It Were Thus. Asa K. Leonard took advantage of the quiet of election day to clean out his desk. Among other evidences of wealth spent he found an armful of cancelled checks. Ho remarked that If ho had the money paid out through them during the past five years bo would give $2,000 to charity , make Harry Hartford a present of his dmg store and retire from business. STATE COMMANDER HERE. Ladles of Maccabees Hold Meeting With Mrs. L. L. Mark. L. L. Mark , state commander of the Indies of the Maccabees , Is In Norfolk today and met with the local lodge of the order In Odd Fellows' hall this afternoon. Mrs Mark Is a guest of Past Commander Mrs. W. II. Clark of this city. Ben Hurs Have Good Time. Arthur L. Slnims last night won the prize given by the Ben Hur lodge for selling tickets to a social session. The prize was a neat box of writing paper. The prl/o winner , In each case , fur nishes the prize given for the next meeting. The funds from the tickets go Into the social fund. Refreshments were served. You're growing more beautiful day by day , Grace , I hope you're not using cosmetics on your face ; Oh , Charlie , this Is a great injustice to mo , I'm simply using Rocky Mountain Tea , The Kiesau Drug Co. NEW YORK MISS RETALIATES AGAINST PUNISHMENT. SHE WANTED TO GO TO DANCE Her Mama Said She Should Not , But the Young Lady Said She Would A Spanking Followed and Fifteen Min utes Later the Girl Wns a Bride. New iork , April 5. Julia Sagaln was spanked Into matrimony. "There , Is a ball tonight , " casually mentioned „ Miss Segala yesterday afternoon. Mama - ma * Segala emitted noises suggestive * " 4" 'r of disapproval. "I shall go , " said Miss , Julia , who is 1C. "You shall not , " firmly said . Miss Julia ' ' ly mama. disrespectfully - fully "mado a snoot" nt her mania , whereupon mama swooped doWn upon Miss Julia and with the aid of her . * kneu and a large palm , turned tlmo backwards in its flight about ion years , and spanked her daughter. Raging and tearful , Miss Julia sought out ono loseph Tarodl , with whom she had had love passages when she was much younger , and In about twentv minutes the spanked girl was a bride. OVER THE OREGON TRAIL. Eirm Sleeker on III * Way From Port land to IniJIniiapolla. Ezra Meeker of Portland , Ore , , left recently on bis return journey over the old Oregon trail which he traveled when be came to the northwest In 1852 , enya n Portland special dispatch to the Chicago Inter Ocean. With his team of oxen and the old prairie schooner he started from Dallas on the old trail. Mr. Meeker thinks that the trail should be permanently marked , so that the future generations may be able to lo cate the old pathway that was traveled by the sturdy pioneers who settled the- Orcgou country. He will take along' with him township plats upon which will be traced the route of the trail In every township In which It Is found. Those plats will be preserved and sent to the Oregon Historical society. Mr. Meeker has an odometer on his wagon , with which he will determine the exact distance he lias Journeyed when be ar rives at bis destination. Mr. Meeker will drive bis oxen and cows through to Indianapolis , Ind. , from whence he Immigrated across the plains to the northwest. Mrs. Meeker will Join him at Indianapolis. Mr. Meeker says he expects to make the trip In about eight and a half months. In IS.'li It took him about six mouths to make the trip. Considerable time will necessarily have to be consumed In locating the old trail , as most of It has entirely disappeared. Before com ing to Portland Mr. Meeker retraced the old trail across the stale of Wash ington to the sound , which be trav ersed after leaving Portland In the spring of 1853. Mr. Meeker Is aeventy- flve years of age , but Is In perfect health and docs not anticipate any 111 effects from the trip. Instead he thinks that It will be very beneficial to him. Mr. Meeker says he baa not been III since he first came to the northwest. HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT. "Unmr < l Life ifUarnnce Accent" Witfc 1'reinnture Boom Squelched. J. D. Atkls on , who described himself AS "a busted llfo agent , " boarded the special train which carried some of the Insurance representatives to Albany for the joint Insurance committee hear ing the other day , says the New York Times. Atklsson bad a satchel full of Imitation silver fobs with leather bands , the metal bearing a prototype of Charles E. Hughes and the inscrip tion : HUGHES. 1908. Atklsson got out bis fobs and offered them for sale at CO cents each. He an nounced that be was booming Mr. Hughes for the presidential nomination , in 1008. "What's all this ? " asked one of the. insurance men , reaching out for a fob. "Let every delegate secure one of tb Hughes presidential fobs , " megaphoned Atkisson. "We'll show the legislature that we want a 'square deal. ' In buy ing one of these fobs you confer a fa vor upon n busted life agent , and most of you know what that Is. " Some of the Insurance men did netlike like Atklsson's scheme. "Cut It out , or you'll have to get off the train , " said one In n belligerent tone. "Oh , very well , " replied the canvass er complacently , "Instead of making It 1008 I'll mnke It 1023. " He closed his satchel , and be nnd the Hughes fobs disappeared. NOVEL SOCIAL SCHEME. ChlcoRo 1'lun to Compete With Bn- loonn nnd Dance Hull * . A social scheme designed to compete direct with neighboring saloons and dance halls , offering opportunities for refreshment ns well as club rooms , u gymnasium and Indoor games , Is to bo built by the Second Baptist church of Chicago , of which Rev. John Roach Straton Is the pastor , says n Chicago dispatch. Within a radius of three blocks of the church there are eighty- three saloons. With the.se and with their accompanying dance balls and dives the settlement will contend for the favors of young men nnd women wbo live In the boarding bouses which occupy the greater part of the region. The settlement is to bo a memorial to