THE NORFOLK NKWS : FitDAY ! , NOVEMBER 11 , 1901.
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It was n great Hiinwfntl.
Tlio shouting In about all ever also.
Hurrah nntl n tiger for Urn winning
side.
Tlio stnr spangled banner Bill !
waves.
These who " lnnil pat" wore quite
numerous.
Democratic forecasts are now sub-
Jcct to revision.
Now wait for the democratic proph-
cclos to conio truu.
The great wosl Is satisfied ,
thu cast. IB or not.
Have no vain regrets. It mlgMit huvo
hcon worse ir bottor.
A piece of withering Intolllgonco-
Tuxus has gonu democratic.
All sorts of enterprise and progrosH
are now rlpo for the gathering.
Roosevelt Is authorized to captain
fonr inoro years of prosperity.
It appears qulto likely that Mr. Me-
Kllllp'a own county was for him.
How do you llko the appearance of
the "doubtful states" by this tlino ?
And It was attempted to show that
the results In Ohio were In the realm
of uncertainty.
The people seem to have landed on
Parker's Indefensible campaign tac
tics all In a bunch.
If you have any regrets It IH more
than half HUoly that you failed to vote
the republican ticket.
If you llko It you HUe It pretty well.
If you don't HUe It you should grin
and bear It UUo n man.
Complete details may be lacking ,
but the result Is no longer In the realm
of doubt and uncertainty.
Twnw a terrible storm and democ
racy Is burled under an avalanche of
paper marked "olllclal ballot. "
President Roosevelt can now prove
by Ills action that Judge Parker's
charges wore not well founded.
The republicans should inako It a
point to see that the state liquor deal
ers' association makes an outbreak nt
each recurring election.
Are you satisfied with the result , or
do you feel llko getting your war
clothes on and shooting your opinions
Into the winning opposition.
Mr. Parker may now take time to
figure out how much his charges
ngalnst the administration and Chairman -
man Cortelyou have cost him.
The returns are Incomplete , but the
prospects now nro that Mr. Bryan will
not succeed to the coming vacancy In
the United States senate from Ne
braska.
There will be no more political ex
citement worth mentioning , for nn-
other year and tben there will not be
the same Interest manifest as there
was at this election.
Cleveland never would have made
the mistake of slandering the presi
dent to win votes. He conducted sev
eral campaigns but not once was ho
misled Into making such assertions
RS those with which Parker closed his
campaign.
A little enthusiasm was Installed
Into the fusion campaign headquarters
by the assertion that Mr. McKlllIp was
certain of election In the Third dis
trict , but the outlook Is that It was
a very feeble sort of straw for thorn
to grasp at.
The liquor dealers may some time
learn that It would be better for the
questions they desire to advance to
urge them along non-partisan grounds.
It invariably falls when they urge sup
port of the democratic ticket as a
favor to themselves.
Mr. Hryan Is probably more Inter
ested in the campaign than any other
person In the state or nation. Ho is
anxiously waiting to learn whether the
people of the country take more kind
ly to Parkerlsm than they did to Dry-
anism. The popular tote will deter
mine which has the better claim to
lii'litK the Idol of the rank and Illo of
the party ,
Tim weather wa line part of the
tluu > nnd clouded up for a portion of
thn day mid If the democrat * get any
iMiiiNolallon from the retuniH It may
probably lie traced to thu clouds that
itwi-pt over I ho bright. MUnllght when
the voters were rcglHteihiR their prof-
oroncoH.
If the returns Hhow that Parker
polled a Hmaller vote than Hryan did
four and eight years ago , Mr. Uryan
Is In a position to assort that ho told
the party so , and If It Is shown that
there was a gain ho can reasonably
lay claim to have done his best to
contribute to the result ,
It did snow llgtiratlvoly and liter
ally.
Nebraska has evidently svoni off
for good.
Mr. Hryan probably has the best
right to exclaim , "I told you so. "
There Is no doubt about the present-
day opinion of the people regarding
n reluiu to ClovolnmUam ,
There Is not much chanuo to doubt
the republicanism of Nebraska even
though the vote wan close on govern
or.
At IcriHt the Injunction to voters to
register will bo missing from the col-
limns of the city papers for a few
months.
The doubtful states are hereafter
qulto likely to Include Missouri , and
the solid south IH no inure solid than
the solid north.
Prosperity to the nation seems to
be of vastly greater Importance to
the American people than the return
ing of the democrats to ofllce.
It Is quite apparent that the major
ity of the populists have clambered
Into the democratic band wagon , or at
least IhoHo who are not permanently
enrolled In the ranks of the rcpub-
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.
Which would be wiser for a man
past llfty to do ; marry n trained
nurse , or a good cook ?
If a secret Is kept a secret , this Is
ono sign that It wan not considered
Important enough to tell.
When a school teacher pronounces
"dahlias" the ordinary person doesn't
know what she Is talking about.
It Is said of an Atchlson woman that
the only times she overdoes Is when
she tells of how much she accomplish
es.
When the man of the house leaves
town , his women folks have n well-
now-we-can-accompllsh-soinetblug look
When mothers hear of a young girl
who likes to take care of babies , they
make as much of her as If she were
pudding.
After n woman has boon married
long enough to know men well , she
wonders that she ever had enough
faith In ono to announce her engage
ment.
ment.'o
\\'o do a great many foolish things ,
and make mistakes every day , but we
wish to call attention to this proud
record : \\'o never use the word , "erst
while. "
About the only advantage the wife
of a preacher seems to have over oth
er women , Is that her husband Is home
more nnd has more time to hung
shelves.
Hero are a few Items we have
compiled from the Globe : "Johnny
Forley expects ot become a guard at
the world's fair. " "Johnny Korloy ,
who failed to become a guard at the
world's fair , will not enter school again
next season , hut will study to become
a physician. " "John Korloy has taken
a position In a clothing store. " "John
ny Korley won the prize at Mabel Tur-
ley's card party last night. " "John
Forley has resigned his position In the
clothing store to accept a more lucra
tive position wiping nt the H. & M.
round house. " "Johnny Forley has
gone out to western Kansas to shoot
prairie chickens. " "Johnny Forley has
quit wiping at the D. & M. round
house. " "Johnny Forley has accepted
a position In Leavenworth. " "Johnny
Forley is working with a painting gang
In Denver. " "Mrs. Forley reports that
her son Johnny Is making a wonderful
success with a theatrical company in
California. Ho Is getting fifty dollars
a week. " "John Forley was severely
bruised while alighting from a freight
train at Omaha Junction yesterday. "
Wo are tired of printing items about
Johnny Forloy In such a way as to
conceal the truth. Johnny Forley is
the unfortunate offspring of an indus
trious nnd worthy father and mother.
Ho Is lazy , and can't hold a job a
month. Ho smokes cigarettes , and
shows many indications of becoming
a failure In life. The Globe will here
after refuse to mention John Forley's
name except in connection with telling
the truth about him.
Mean party.
It would almost raise the venerated
Mark Hannn nnd the deplored Wil
liam McKInley from their tombs to
give one shout of approval of the ac
tion of the American peoplo.
Now If Mr. Hryau had been con
tented to ask for KomotliliiK llko the
governorship there Is no telling what
might have happened. Two yours
hoiico oven that may bo donlod.
It evidently does not p.iy for one
seeking the high olllco of president to
stoop to campaign tactics that would
be scorned by a man socking a small
and unimportant county olllco.
Complete and final returns will
probably show that there never has
been such a sweeping victory for any
paity as that which was won by the
republicans of the nation on Tuesday.
President Hoosevolt timed his re
fusal of another term to bettor ad
vantage than did bis democratic op
ponent. Ho at least made certain that
ho had something to refuse before he
thrust It aside.
If ( lie complete returns only prove
the growing suspicion that Missouri
has gone republican the eutlro coun
try will Join with the republicans of
that slate In celebration of the mo
mentous event.
The eastern democrats will now
probably recognize the fact that the
trouble has not heretofore been the
fact that the candidate during the
two preceding campaigns was from
the west and had free silver for an
Issue.
The republican pre-election claims
had to bo revised. They were not
largo enough or strong enough. Nov
erthelesH they did not have to under
go the same revision as the democrat
Ic claims , and were a much nearer np
proaeh to accuracy.
Mr. Hryan will now bo able to urge
bis claims for another reorganlzatloi
of the democratic party with a
weighty argument to support his con
teutlon that now blood , new Issues
and now principles need to bo Inject
ed Into Its feeble carcass.
The Judges have given their vcr
diet regarding the merits of the Me
Carthy-McKlllIp debates , and If th
Impetuosity of Mr. McKllllp's man
ngemout had precipitated him Into
few more Joint discussions It woult
simply have been an avalanche.
Thn electoral colic-go will not lack
a great deal of being two to ono for
the republican nominee for president.
Perhaps the democrats will charge
the election with being a cut and
dried affair , and ruled by a big stick
ns they charged against the Chicago
convention.
It was right and showed a generous
spirit , of course for Parker to tele
graph his congratulations to Roosevelt
velt , but some way his message of
congratulation does not look well In
comparison with his charges against
the character of the president , made
before the election.
It was a Haltering endorsement of
a buslness-llko administration of na
tional affairs by n business-like set
of ofllclals , and the Kind of endorse
ment that cannot afford to be violated
in the smallest detail. The people
have placed their confidence in the
republican party and every Individual
official should undertake to see that
this vote of esteem encourages them
to renewed efforts In behalf of their
constituents.
If there Is ono thing more manifest
than another It Is that the people are
quite content to leave their public af
fairs in the hands of the republican
party so long as that party will bo
true to her trust and treat the people
Justly and with equal consideration
between rich and poor and the great
and humble. If there was one influ
ence moro powerful than another In
winning the election It was that the
record of honesty and justice estab
lished by the republicans slnco they
have been In power has been satis
factory to the sovereign people. This
confidence hns nobly withstood the as
saults of a desperate enemy who
would not hesitate to batter down
fact with dcmagogulsm , and confuse
truth with fiction , and the same se
rene conlldenco In the majority party
will undoubtedly bo manifest as long
ns the party's representatives abide
by their sworn duty and uphold the
common public in matters pertaining
to their welfaco.
ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.
An Atchlson wife holds her husband
responsible because of the fact that
she is old.
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We are gladtmoney Is an object to
us , and that we do not belong to the
400 which study extravagant and ri
diculous methods of separating thorn-
selves from their wealth. We are glad
vn have some useful employment , nnd
hat. wo do not rldo In a tnlly-ho ns n
well , and blow n horn to call ntttm-
Ion to the fact that wo do not have
0 work ,
An AtchlKiui man waa married In
ils overalls the other day. Ho had
belter olothrft. but the aherlff wouldn't
lot him go h mo after them.
It la a chenp notion that n man who
otes for a candidate Is Influenced by
1 drink of whisky , a cigar , or a dol-
ar. Nine voters out of ton want can-
lldates to let them alone.
These of > ( iu who have been watch-
ng the movements of the Baltic licet ,
vlll bo glad to know that It won Its
first battle ; a battle with a lot of de
fenseless JlfOiormon.
Oneo upon a tlmo n nioba reporter
old the trulli about an amateur cuter-
ulnment , and the paper hasn't suc
ceeded In seven years In making up
with those who took part In It.
Talk about women's quarrels ; some-
hues male members of committees
ind mule members of boards of direct
ors quarrel In n ridiculous way that Is
worse thnn the spats of women.
An Atchlson girl will carry a nut ft
this winter that weighs ten pounds ,
Rolling In good training for the day
when she will carry a heavy baby
around the house nnd do work nt the
came tlmo.
A man wa * In town today trying to
Induce Atchlson people to go to Kan
sas City to see a football game. It
seems to us that this Is carrying
things too far. A football game al
ways makes us laugh. It Is ns ridic
ulous as a horse E'IOW , or a war ship.
Indeed , It Is ns absurd as a woman giv
ing a little old tacky party under the
head of her social duties.
An Atchlson man lately sold out
his business. Ho didn't really care to
sell out , but bo was offered moro than
ho thought the business was worth , so
ho lot It go. Ho has been Idle six
months , nnd has r.lrcatfy lost more
than the amount ho made on the sale.
Now ho will bo compelled to build up
a new business and spend all bo re
ceived from bis sale , and a good deal
more. The man is now able to figure
out that his sale was foolish and very
unprofitable.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local application , ns they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There Is only one way to cure deaf
ness , and that is by constitutional
remedies. ' Deafness Is caused by an
inllamcd condition of the mucous
lining of the Eustachlan tube. When
this tube Is Inllamod you have a rum
bling sound or imperfect hearing , and
when It Is entirely closed , deafness Is
the result , and unless the Inflamma
tion can bo taken out and this tube
restored to Its normal condition , hearing -
ing will bo destroyed forever ; nine
cases out of ten are caused by catarrh ,
which Is nothing but an Inflamed con
dition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars
for any case of deafness ( caused by
catarrh ) that cannot bo cured by
Hall's Catarrh cure. Send for circu
lars free. P. J. Cheney & Co. ,
Sold by druggists. 75c. Toledo , O.
Toke Hall's family pills for consti
pation.
ONE OF MOST POWERFUL BATTLE
SHIPS IN THE WORLD.
COST THE GOVERNMENT $5,000,000
In the Matter of Electrical Appliances
the New Naval Vessel Will be Su
perior to Any Other Owned by this
Government.
Qulncy , Mass. . Nov. 10. Christened
by a daughter of the state whoso name
she Is to bear , the magnificent battle
ship New Jersey was launched today
from the yard of the Fore River Ship
and Engine company. Hundreds of
persons saw the ship plunge Into the
water , and for some tlmo after their
cheers echoed along the river banks.
It was Mrs. William B. Klnnoy , daugh
ter of Governor Franklin Murphy of
New Jersey , who smashed the tradi
tional bottle of American champagne
against the steel prow of the huge ship
as It started down the ways. The
New Jersey party Included Governor
Murphy and numerous other state of
ficials , together with visitors from
Trenton , Jersey City , Camden and oth
er cities of the state. On the chris
tening stand also were prominent nav
al officers from the Charlestown an.l
New York navy yards , from Philadel
phia , Washington nnd other points.
Size and Cost of Battleship New Jersey
Cost , $5,000,000.
Speed ( estimated ) , 19 knots.
Length on loadwatcr line , 435 feet.
Beam , 76 feet , two nnd one-half
Inches.
Displacement , 15,000 tons.
Draft , 2G feet.
Oltlcors and men , 812.
The Now Jersey , when completed ,
will be one of the most powerful bat
tleships in the world. She Is one of
the five ships authorized by congress
In 1900 , and belongs to the Virginia
class. Her sister ship , the Rhode
Island , was launched at the Pore Riv
er yards last May. This class are all
constructed with double turrets. The
Now Jersey Is the last ship with
double turrets the government In
tends to build. The double turret has
Its disadvantages , according to nav
al exports.
After considerable delay the keel of
the New Jersey was laid In 1901.
Sluro then the work has gone rapidly
on , but It will bo another year before
the vessel will go Into commission.
Then the total cost to the government
will bo about $5.000.0(10. ( The New
Jersey's length on loadwater line Is
i.r : > feet , breadth 70 feet and full load
draft 20 feet. Her displacement will
be 15,000 tons.
The Now Jersey will have a speed
of at least 111 knots. She will bo pro
pelled nt this high speed by twin
screws driven by two four-cylinder
eifglnes of 19,000 Indicated horse
power.
The New Jersey's armament will
consist of four twelve-Inch guns ,
mounted by pairs In balanced turrets ,
ouo turret being located forward of
tbo supersrueture ! and the other nfl.
Of the eight eight-Inch guns , four will
bo mounted by pairs In turrets , and
four In two broadside turrets located
amidships. There will also be a
broadside battery on the gundeck of
twelve .six-Inch rnpld-flro guns , mount-
oil six on each side.
The secondary battery will consist
of twelve throe-Inch llfty-cnllbre rapid-
lire guns , twelve semi-automatic , eight
heavy-automatic , two thirty-calibre
machine guns and six thirty-calibre
Colt Automatic guns. She will also
be fitted with submerged torpedo
tubes.
To make her defensive qualities
proportional to her offensive qualities
she Is provided with a complete water
line belt , of armor , eight feet In width ,
eleven inches thick at the top and
eight Inches at the bottom. The New
Jersey has also a casemate armored
belt extending over 2-15 feet of her
entire length.
It is the Intention of the govern
ment to make all the vessels of the
Now Jersey and \MrglnIa class flag
ships. With this end In view accom
modations wore made for ono flag of-
Hcor , one commanding officer , one
chief of staff , nineteen wardroom offi
cers , ton junior officers , eight warrant
officers and a crew of 772 men. Includ
ing a force of about sixty marines.
In this matter of electrical appli
ances the New Jersey will bo superior
to any other battleship ever construct
ed for this government.
A Good Complexion.
"Sparkling eyes and rosy checks re
stored by using DcWltt's Little Early
Risers , " so writes S. P. Moore of Nnc
ogdoches , Tex. A certain cure for bil
iousness , constipation , etc. Small pill
easy to take easy to act. Sold bj
Asa K. Leonard.
Thousands Cureu.
DeWltt's Wtlch Hazel salvo has
cured thousands of cases of piles , "i
bought a box of DeWltt's Witch Hazel
salve OH the recommendation of our
druggist , " so writes C. II. LaCrolx , of
Xavllla , Tex. , "and used It for a stub
born case of piles. It cured mo per
mauently. " Sold by Asa K. Leonard
A novel feeling of leaping , bound
ing Impulses goes through your body
You feel young , act young , and are
young after taking Holllster's Rock >
Mountain Tea. 35 cents , tea or tab
lets. The Klesau Drug Co.
"I can't get a girl , " cries the de
spalrlng housekeeper. A want ad in
The News gets the girl , restores sun
shine in her soul , cheerfulness In her
home and happiness in her husbant
and children. News want ads are
great stuff. If used.
A Heavy Load.
To lift that load off of the stomach
take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It di
gests what you eat. Sour stomach
belching , gas on stomach and all dls
orders of the stomach that are cur
able , , are instantly relieved and per
manently cured by the use of Kodo
Dyspepsia Cure. S. P. Storrs , a drug
gist at 297 Main street , New Britain
Conn , , says : "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is giving such universal satisfaction
and is so surely becoming the positive
relief and subsequent cure for this
distressing ailment , I feel that I am
always sure to satisfy and gratify my
customers by recommending it to
them. I write this to show how wel
the remedy is spoken of here. " Kodo
Dyspepsia Cure was discovered after
years of scientific experiments ant
will positively cure all stomach trou
bles. Sold by Asa K. Leonard.
Mothers Praise It.
Mothers everywhere praise Ont ,
Minute Cough Cure for the sufferings
It has relieved and the lives of their
little ones It has saved. A certain
euro for coughs , croup and whooping
cough. A. L. Spafford , postmaster , o
Chester , Mich. , says : "Our little glr
was unconscious from strangulatloi
during a sudden and terrible attack o
croup. One Minute Cough Cure quick
ly relieved and cured her and I can
not praise It too highly. " Ono Mtn
ute Cough Cure quickly relieves
coughs , makes breathing easy , cuts
out phlegm , draws out Inflammation
nnd removes every cause of a cougl
and strain on lungs. Sold by Asa K
Leonard.
Makes children eat , sleep and grow
Makes mother strong and vigorous
MMes a healthy family. That's wha
Holllster's Rocky Mountain Tea does
35 cents , tea or tablets.
The Kiesnu Drug Co.
Mrs. John Wesley , St. Louis Hoi-
Istor's Rocky Mountain Tea is the-
greatest tonic I have ever used ; cureil
no of chronic stomach trouble. 35-
onts , tea or tablets.
The Klesau Drug Co.
CODY ROBBERS HAVE ESCAPED
THE PURSUING POSSE.
THE OFFICERS WERE OUTWITTED
The Leader of the Band , Harvey Lo-
jnn , Outwitted the Pursuing Officers
by Disguising as a Prospector and
Leaving on a Pack Mule.
Thermopolls , Wyo. , Nov. 9. The
tosso that has been In pursuit of the
Cody bandits report that they have fl-
uilly escaped , their leader , Harvey Lo-
'an , outwitting the officers by dlsguls-
ng ns a prospector and riding out of
the Hole in the Wall country on a pack
mile.
BRYAN MAKES A DENIAL
Says He Will Not Go to New York to
Help Organize New Party.
Lincoln. Nov. 9. Hon. W. .1. Uryan
today denied the report that ho would
meet W. II. Hearst and Tom Watson
In New York soon for the purpose of
taking stops toward the organisation
of u new party.
ROBBERY ATJOHESTEEL
Hardware Firm In the Rosebud Me
tropolis Is Touched.
Robbers broke into the hardware
store of McLain & Griffin last Satur
day night and played havoc to their
thorough satisfaction with the stock
In general. Owing to the fact that
Bonostcel has been remarkably free
from thieving hroughout its history ,
this unlooked-for attack conies with a
great degree of surprise.
It Is plain to be seen that there are
yet a few stragglers in to\yn who
should forthwith bo eliminated , and
wo trust a thorough investigation will
be launched with this purpose iu view.
The culprits , whoever they were ,
forced the rear window of the tin-shop
and thus placed themselves In posses
sion of more , and perhaps better tools.
Picking up , a crow-bar In this room ,
they pried the spiked hinges from the
door connecting with the main room
and thus cleared tbo field. The store
was dark , no light having been left
burning , hence the burglars could
operate without being seen by anyone
passing tbo front of the building.
Two or more pistols of 3S-calibre
were taken from the case , several
pocket knives were pocketed , the safe
rilled , and. the till of the cash register
relieved of $5 , Its entire amount. A
visit was then made to the ammuni
tion shelves. Being unable to see the
numbers on the cartridge boxes in
the dork , the thieves were compelled
to fall back upon the sense of touch.
Box after box was torn open disclos
ing shells of every size , before the
desired ones were found.
It has been found Impossible so far
to place an exact estimate on the val
ue or amount of goods stolen. Some
thing over $30 worth has been found
missing though this sum may be in
creased by later discoveries. Bone-
steel Pilot.
Letter List.
List of letters remaining uncalled
for at the postofflce at Norfolk , Neb. ,
November 8 , 1904 :
Mrs. Albert Eddenfleld , R. N. Flock ,
Est. Wm. Hawley , Miss Ginnie Mason ,
Fred McMinders , Chester Stewart ,
Carl Smith 3 , Wm. Woodruff , Bob
Watts 2 , J. Walsh , A. A. Welch.
If not called for in fifteen days will
be sent to the dead letter office.
Parties calling for any of the above-
please say "advertised. "
John R. Hays , P. M.
I CASH FOR I
POULTRY
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Highest Market : :
Prices Paid *
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NORFOLK.
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K tO
WASH BLUE
Cost5 10 cents and equals ao center
worth of any other kind of bluing.
Won't Freeze , Spill , Break
Nor Spot Clothes
DIRECTIONS FOR USE :
around in the Water.
At All wj Grocert.