Till ! ) NORFOLK NKWS : FHIDAY , NOVEMBER 0 , 1908 , THE NORFOLK NEWS W. N. mtSia , PulilUlirr. II.VII.Y. ( liMnulliilieil 18R7. ] Ktory di\r n c . | il Htimlny. H.v ' , . week , II ocnli. lly Norfolk poMollI tw Tonr , ( it ( ) . llr innll on rtirnl roulo * nnil HiUQiln irf Norfolk , | or j onr , M.iH. WKKICtiY NHWN JOIIItNAI Tlio NOWH. KntnlillHheit. 18M. Tlio Joimml , nmiUillnhoil. 187. Rvory Friday. Hy mull per yonr , ll.BO. Kntnroil nt tlio txmtolllco nt Norfolk , Nob. , IIH Hoconil cliiiiH mutter. Telephone" : Killtorlnl Department. No. 22. IltiitlnoBB Olllco nnit Jol > HonniH , No. 382. _ If Colombia doidred tlio nonInterference - foronco of tlilH government In tlio rnnnmn rovolntlon u fntul niltitnko wan nwilo when tlio 1Jojotn WIVH or- ilorod to hoinhiinl tlio city without notice. It IH 11 right of plvlll/.cd warfare - faro , geniM-nlly roeognl/.ed , ( hut ti city or rotmtry idionld ho notlllod before n wnrnhlp IH ordered to turn loose ItH HhoL mid Hhell. Later unolllplal figures go to Hhow ( lint Dr. II. I * . Kindred , republican , was elected coroner by Iho uiir- row iiiiinln ; of hut eight volua. Neither of tlio candidates iniidu iiiurh of a campaign , hut Dr. Sultor'B Nor folk friends who eoniidlineuted him with a largo vote caiuo pretty chmo to making the fourth fimlou candi date to he HnccosHfnl at the pollH. Two years ago the ropuhllcaiiH of Ohio had whal wan then connldorod nn unprecedented majority In the Ohio legislature , hut the returns now Indicate that there will he almout three times as many as the majority that chose Senator ForaUor at that tltno. This can ho considered In no other light than a personal tribute to Senator llanmi who Is the ac knowledged candidate of the republi cans of Ohio for re-uloplloii. It will tnko more than a barrel full of dem ocratic cartoons of the republican national chairman to discredit that stupendous showing. If any man has the right to say that ho carries the vote of any cor- tnln district In his vest pocket , thai man certainly must be Marie llanna nnd the district ho carries Is jippnr untly the whole of Ohio. A man with the popularity ho has been shown to possess needs only to ask for what ho wants to get It. The opinions of thu people regarding Hark have undergone quite a null cnl change since he was llrst repre Bontod to them through the cartoons of the democratic press. The onlj thing that might operate against his popularity would bu nn elfort to tin seat Itoosovelt In the coming na tlonal convention. That the people of Ohio and no other state woul < etand for not for a moment. As a result of the Tuesday elec ( Ion two mighty forces loom up 01 the horizon to battle for the contro of the country at the coming natlona election. The one Is represented b > the 150,000 majority of Tammany ti Now York City , and Which will b the factor to back the domocratl nominee for the presidency. Th other Is represented by the uuproco dented majority of above 125,000 fo the republican ticket In Ohio whlc will back President Koosovolt for a re-election next year. The people o the country are to make a choice o which of these forces shall load then the Tammany of New York or th republicanism of Ohio. There 1 now hut little question of which fore would bo chosen at this time. Hn wait until Tammany has an oppoi ( unity to assert the potential inili enco that overthrow Seth Low an reform and It will then ho realize that It will ho a battle royal. Ther nro thousands of people in the com try who secretly admlro Tamilian nnd its methods , nnd they will b delighted to glvo it energetic nssls mice but republicanism as represented sonted by Ohio will surely triumpl If the fusionists of Nebraska hnv ono lesson more emphatic than an other to learn as the result of th recent election it Is that for them to endeavor to prejudice the voters h > rotten Insinuations and campalgi roorhnchs attacking the principle of the republican candidate and hi personality , is an utter failure They had to head their ticket th strongest man in the party a gentle man whoso fitness for the position whoso personal character and Integ rlty were never once questioned bj the republicans ; a man who wa well thought of by everyone , hut hi supporters were not satisfied will this. They must needs apppeal to the prejudices of the people. The > must attack the republican candidate They began with the idle bluste early in the campaign that what wa wanted was a non-partisan olectio favorable to their candidate , am In the face of public sentiment , om phatlcally expressed , they nuis needs resort to dirt slinging. Thol energies wore later exerted to thrus I i ( ho Diblo in as an Issue , securing ( ho aid of several ministers of th to make their efforts the more erlaln. Thou they sought to rake p Homo old records of Judge Harncs ti his former homo which were pro- cuted In a circular , and finally they iduccd the olllcers of the Antl-Sa- txMi League to Issue a note of warn- ig against the republican candidate , nil through It all that old favorite anipulgn slogan of "railroad tool" allied Its dry bones around seeking vhom It might Inllucnco. On some f these matters the republicans as- unied the defensive , hut not once urlng the campaign wore they the ggrossHors In anything calculated to > w ( > r the fusion candidate In the stlmatlon of the people. They vailed their opportunity at the polls ml their answer to the fusion at- empts at misleading the public Is tow registered to the tune of about 0,000 majority for Judge llaruos. 'orhapn ( hey will learn the lesson hat the results convey , and perhaps hey will not. Anyway It Is evident hat the people of the state can ho lopended upon to support a party pondnctlng a clean , honorable light. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. The biggest gold brick In the world s the experience that ono bttyii. The man who doesn't drink too iiuch doesn't have ( o brag about It. Campaign pledges are about as In- llgestlble as stock market sop.urltleu. Some girls are HO Immodest It em- mniBscs thuin to vide in a sleeping car. 1'eoplo who have colds In the head seem to have nothing else there. A great many people would bo good If there was a law against It. It may pay to hire a lawyer to get for you what Isn't yours , but never t ( keep for you what is. A woman always thinks she cat stand her fatlior-lu-law better If ho wasn't so much like her husband. There Is nobody who can bo HO son tlmeiital before ho Is married as the man who Isn't going to ho afterward A woman dearly loves to get ai affectionate letter , oven If she knows It doesn't mean It. You can always got a woman to go Into any scheme If you show he It will bo a social distinction. You can never make a woman ho llevo that the grocer who stops to ad mlro the baby Is giving her shor weight. There Is a heap of difference between tweon loving a girl before a nlco opoi lire and then walking home late a night In the cold. A woman Is so naturally beautlfu that she will conceal from herself the truth that her husband is not 1ml good enough for her. If a woman's stays wore made o India rubber so she could always go In them you could never make he believe she was getting fatter. A girl's Idea of how to keep he feet warm Is to wear a feather boa a picture hat or a pearl necklace. When an old chap marries a youn woman ho must feel like a man wh has robbed his best friend. A good cure for fever blisters 01 a girl's mouth is for her mother t stay in the room when men call o her. A splendid thing to promote ho happiness Is for a man to bo so ab sent minded that ho will make lov to his wife. OIIPO there was a man who won into politics and didn't lese his roj utatlon , but ho didn't have any who ho wont In. It's curious how a woman wh wouldn't diverge nn Iota from a recipe ipo for making cake will always tr to improve on the multiplication table While the old beau is dollboratln whether to press a girl's .finger , th young ono has hustled nlong with a armful of hugs. If a man who is feeling had th morning after only had the presonc of mind to put It right , his wlfo wil bo sympathetic with his dopressio over the business outlook. It's curious how moderate nn expense penso a dollar n day for drinks seem when you pay It out in quarters , an how extortionate a water tax hill o $21 for n year when you pay It on In n lump sum. Now York Press. OUR NEIGHBORS. An unoHlclal report Is in circula tion that the Burlington has appropr ated ? 10,000,000 for extension of it system next year. This is ttakon t moan the Sioux Clty-Ashland connec tlon will certainly li0 built , and it I even hinted that the line will bo n double track ono. Fremont Tribune Tlio Advpcato understands tha Prof. Kharas is arranging to ostnb lish a factory in Laurel for the rnanu ictnro of the stock pump which lie a selling. A factory of any kind , no latter how small , IH always n ben- lit to it town , IIH It gives employment o labor , thereby bringing morn inon- y Into town , Hncourngoniont Hliould 10 given every entcrprlHu that will ) onollt the town. Laurel Advocate. Look not on the Panama bitters vhon It Is red , for vorlly the darned tuff may have In It cocuhm , tndlcus , IOCH and myrrh. It will rot out your toniach and make hard places In our llvor. Wine IH a mocker and trong drink IH raging hut a thing hat IIIIH to ho sold under that eiiphon- OUH title of "bittern" Is worse than Ithor. Oh , whither , Oh , where Is ho vlio can say ought against him who julps down nary bittern nor booze , nit a wisdom array can prove at this lay that there IH nothing to gain and ; reat chancoH lo lose by ( tiling your tank with Panama hoo/.e. ( Jordon loiirnal. The tldo of Immigration pouring nlo Nebraska this fall Is Indicative ) f the standing of onr young Htato vltli those who are Keeking homes ; lot only are they coming singly , and n troops by their ' > wn conveyance , nit they are coming In by rail and > y steamer. They porno by neighbor- uiodH and colonies , They seek rich anilH , cheap homos , and are not dis- tppolnted , but send to their old homes glowing reports of the new homes , uid In time Induce others to come , mil when they see our abundantly rich crops they do not regret leaving their old associations , but nro thank ful that their lots have been past In lileasant places in u. land metaphor ically ( lowing with wine and honey. To the crowded workshops of the east ; to the dwellers In the damp , dark mines , to the over-ridden cities of Kuropo , to the world wo say , "Como to Nebraska. " Hebron Journal. HISTORY OF THE ANCHOR. Viirloun liiiiro\i'iii < 'iil * Tltul llnvi- llcfii .MiniiIn MM Slii ( | > " ' . The ships' anchors in gpiicrnl mud up to the beginning of I ho hint century consisted of a long , round Irnu shank , having two coinparatlvply short , straight arms or lluUcs , Inrllnrd ( o the shank at an angle of about It ) dpgives and moctlng It In a somewhat sharp point at the crown. In large aiipliorH the bulky wooden slock was built up of several pieces , hooped together , the whole tapering outward to the ends , especially on the , ift or cable side. About Hie beginning of the last cen tury a clerk In the Plymouth naval yard , I'erlng by name , suggested cer tain Improvements , the most Important of which was making the arms curved Instead of straight. At llrst sight this simple change may scorn uf little value , lint consideration will show that this Is not the case. The holding power of an anchor depends on two principal con ditions miiiiL'ly , the extent of useful holding surface and the amount of vertical penetration. The hitter qual ity Is necessary on account of the na ture of ordinary sea bottoms , the sur face layers of which arc generally less tenacious and resisting than Is the ground a short distance below. In the year ISItl chain cables began to mipcrscdo the hempen ones. With the result that the long shanked an chors hitherto In vogue were no longer necessary , ami anchors with shorter shanks nnd with heavier and stronger crowns gradually came Into use. In consequence of these changes a com mission was appointed In the year 18118 to Inquire Into the holding power of an chors , and a principal result of Its la bors wan the adoption of the so called ai'.mlralty pattern anchor , which con tinued to be used In the navy up to the year IStiO. The Invention of the steam hammer In 18IU made the welding of heavy masses of Iron u coinparatlvply easy and rellnlilc process , so that from this time onward the strength of an chors fully kept pace with that of the chain cables which had come Into gen eral use. A number of patents for anchors were taken out prior to the great ex hibition of 1ST)1 , and. public attention having been called to the models there shown , In the following year a commit tee was appointed by the admiralty to report on the qualifications of anchors of the various kinds. Practical trials were then Instituted , nnd as n result Trotmnn's anchor took the highest placp , Rodger's anchor being second on the list. Some of xthe tests to which the anchors were submitted were of doubtful value , such , for instance , as "facility for sweeping , " Nowadays , however , nt all events for deep ships in shallow harbors , It Is considered an advantage for nn anchor to offer ns lit tle obstruction ns possible above the ground. Science Slftlnga. Cuuae For Judge Shaw in his latter days wns reverenced by the people of Mnssn- chusctts as If he were a demigod , but in his nntlvo county of Harnstablo ho was reverenced as a god. One winter when the supreme court held a special session at Harnstablo for the trial of n capital case Judge Merrick , who wns one of the Judges , caiuo out of the courthouse just nt nightfall , when the whole surfnco of the enrth wns cover ed with Ice and slush , slipped and fell heavily , breaking three of ids ribs. lie wns taken up and carried to his room nt the hotel and lay on a sofa waiting for the doctor to come. While the judge lay groaning and In agony the old Janitor of the courthouse , who hud helped pick him up , wiped off the wet from his clothes and said to him , "Judge Mprrlck , how thankful you must be it was not the chief Justice ! " Poor Merrick could not help laughing , though his broken ribs were lacerating his flesh. George P. Hoar In Scrib- ncr's. IMJI HnlrdrfimltiK. No one him visited FIJI In the past without being untouched at the fear ful and wonderful ntylen of hull-dress ing. They nro geometrical , monumen tal , pyramidal nnd trapezoidal. An ad ditional factor In this production of the grotesque la Unit the hair varies in color IIH lime varies In blenching power or IIH the Juice of the mangrove In col oring matter , lletween black and white the colors run through the blue black nnd all ( ho shade * of rod and yellow. Often hnlf the Imlr In red and the other half white , giving n kind of piebald ef fect. It Depend * . Kloorwalker VasesV Yes , ma'am. Itlght up this aisle. Bargains from i5 ! CCIltH lip. Next Shopper You have n display of vawses today ? 8111110 Kloonvalker VIIWHOS ? Yes , madam. Down the next aisle , please. Hnrgnlus from $ ' - " > up. Exchange. llu Nrcilcil ISiivournKt'iiieiit. "Do you try to be contented with poverty , my ninnV" asked the rich donor. "I'm afraid not. " answered the bard up delinquent , "but Just try me with riches and see how contented I'd be. " Chicago Kecord-llenild. Hauls. "Hut , after all. Is not good digestion the basis of beauty ? " "Aye. what else may change the grub into the bntterlly ? " exclaimed Hentrlee , attacking the sirloin zestful ly. Detroit l-'ree Press. DIMVII mill Out. Upton Say , Isn't that richly dressed woman across the street yonr cook ? Suburb No. WP did make our home With her for awhile , but she discharged us last week. UulValo News. History repents Itself. You cannot find the nge of a woman In the Bible. rHARLES PARKER * / DENTIST Mast Block , Norfolk , Net. Visits Battle Creek Every Hominy. A. LAGROTTA Italian Trio Orchestra. . . . Will furnish mualo for nil ( KTiiBioiiH. milking u njiwliilty of ttnnccs. Tolcjihonoor write. Pacific Hotel. NORFOLK , NEB. HERE IT IS MA'AMl . . That bag of flour you ordered is a your door when promised next time you'll probably order double the quantity ( or Bon Ton flour has a little way o plcatdng peopln , which makes it a wel come visitor. Everybody nnd his wife knows the superior quality of Bon Toi dour. Sugar City GereaHVIills MRS , H , A , SIMMONS i Violin Instructor. Student nndor the famous Gennni Violinist , Hans Albert , of Oinnha. Half hoar lessons , GOc ; ono hour 75c. UnSIOfiNCP. AT UNION DEPOT. L. L. REMBE , Steam and Hot Water Heating. First Door South News fficc. Special Reduced Excursion Rates Will bo In effect from all points on the Chicago & North-Wostorn railway for the occasions named below : To California , Oregon , Washington nnd other points ono way secom class colonist tickets nt greatly re duced rates , will bo sold dally unti November 30. To Chicago International live stock oxpositlon , ono faro pluc $2 fo the round trip , on November 28 , 2S and 30 , with return limit of Dccombo 7. To Lincoln State Teachers asso ciation , ono faro pins fifty cents fo the round trip on December 28 and 29 , return limit January 4. For Information as to rates , date of sale , etc. , of those or other oc caslons , call upon the ticket agent o the North-Western lino. H. 0. llatrau , Agent The Norfolk Daily News. An Up-toDate Newspaper for NoriK Nebraska. Six months ago The News was what s known In the parlance of the craft as a strictly local newspaper , with tut n limited circulation outsldo the city of Norfolk. While it thoroughly covered the locnl Hold , it paid little Utcntlon to telegraphic news nnd consequently wns not of general In terest outside of this city. During tlio past half year The News hns boon iromotcd to an entirely different class , mil the claim Is made good that it is i newspaper in the strictest sense of the word. Willie the locnl field is still thoroughly covered , the specinl .olegrnphic service which wns Innug- irnted early In the summer nnd hns since been augmented by an up-to- late market report and 'n service by telephone covering the whole north ern part of the state , makes It the paper to bo rolled upon for the very latest news throughout this part of Nebraska. The 0110 o'clock edition which was inaugurated a i'ow weeks ago , con tains the morning market reports from Chicago and South Omaha up till the hour of going to press. It also contains all the important news that Is gathered from north Nebraska during the morning by wire , a full associated press report in abbreviated form covering the night service and the latest telegraphic matter from all over the world up till the minute the forms are locked. This makes a service for the lines out of Norfolk with which no news paper can compete. Norfolk Is the hub of a geographical wheel. Five railroads radiate from this center and on every line is an afternoon train which carries the first edition of the paper to its readers. On the same trains north and west are carried the morning papers from other cities so that The News is given an advantage of about ten hours In telegraph mat- tor. The man in Bonestccl or In No- Ugh gets his stock market and grain reports for today early in the after noon and is-ablo to ship accordingly. The morning paper brings him only yesterday's report And the morning telegraphic matter is ahead of any thing that the people east as far as Fremont , northeast to Sioux City and south to Columbus are able to get until the evening papers get to them afterward. The flvo o'clock edition Is for the city circulation nnd for the rural routes. It contains telegraphic matter - tor received up till the hour of press from nil over the world. It Is prac tically four hours later than any other evening paper which can roach the city and it contains the same news , largely , which Is published in the morning editions of outside papers next day. " / Another feature of the progress made is in the circulation among the v rural route people. Today the farmer ' has as ninny ndvnntngos ns anyone In the city. Ho hns his telephone , his daily mall service and all the rest. Ho can enjoy his dally paper just as much as his literary brother who hns lived in town all his llfo and what's more ho can afford it today where dozens In town might not. The result of the development by The News Is that it has como to bo recognized everywhere in its territory as the latest newspaper and'ono ox- elusive in Its matter. It is read by everyone of any prominence in all of the towns that it visits nnd when once they have rend it they are friends always because it Is clean , up-to-tho- minute and reliable. To the advertisers , on this account , the paper Is much more valuable than It ever could have been boforo. It covers practically three fields , the ctly , the rural routes and the outside towns very thoroughly. Just such an advertising medium has long been , needed by many business houses in Norfolk nnd the results show that it Is perfectly practical. SAVED HIM A GOOD MANY TIMES. M. Nichols , Stockman From Foster , Tells of His Experience Thus Far. M. Nichols of Foster , the well known stockman , xas in Norfolk Thursday morning on business. "I am Immensely pleased , " said Mr. Nichols , "with the service wo are now getting in The News : The 1 o'clock edition reaches me at about 2 o'clock and gives all of the tele graphic news up till that hour. Al ready the market reports , which are twenty-four hours later than I can possibly get In any other paper , have saved me a good many times. It is the finest feature in up-to-the-hour news service that we have ever been able to get. People all up the line feel the same way about it , too. " Norfolk Sanitarium , ' 110 South Twelfth Street. Reopened October 26. 1903. IB. P. II. SALTER , Surgeon. DH. F. G. SALTER , Phjaiciau MISS SIIEHROCK. Head Nurse. TTTTXTTTTTTTITTTTTTYTTTTTTTTTTTZZXTTXITTTYTITTTTTTTX Get What You Ask for at. . . ' 8 GROCERY ALL ORDERS nre Filled Promptly and with Care. Onr goods nro FIRST-GLASS in every particular. We know pre cisely what is wanted by onr customers. We Aim to Give You the Best Value for Your Money , South Side Hain St. , between 2d and 3d. Telephone No. 4\ . rZTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" -t- - Money in Your Pocket See us when in need of LUMBER Shipping as we do , direct from our own mills , we are prepared to meet all competition and save you money. HARD COAL SOFT IMMENSE STOCK All Kinds and Sizes. SIDEWALK BRICK , MARQUETTE CEMENT , ROCK SALT , EDWARDS & BRADFORD LUMBER COMPANY J. K. BOAS , Manager. t 'Phono 52. i