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SECRETARY
Dy Kttherine M'Uontvld
Copyright , 1WB. hy T. O. McUuro 6
Tl.e socivtnry sat In his olllce and
fumed nl Iho heat , lie was born In a
Iloosler log cabin and hud attended a
college of the northwest. He hud gone
to housekeeping In a little old mossy
cottage for \ \ hlch he found It dilllciilt
at times to pay 58 a month rental. Yet
at fifty he sat In that noble room \ \ hose
long windows let lu the breeze from
the I'otumuc and framed a view In
comparable for the mingling of natural
und artificial beauty sat and fumed
lit the heat. Williams , the messenger ,
entered , lie was llle ; most negrots. u
sort of human buromctOr , and he IICMT
failed to stilt his bearing to his mas
ter's humor. On this occasion he wus
Xf obsequious , patient , but bored.
"That woman's still theub , boss , " he
Bald.
"Didn't 1 tell you to get rid of her ? "
"Yussiih ; I been try In' , but she's a
stayer. Fust time 1 done like yon suy
I told her ' .Mr. Seo'tnry's engaged. ' 'Toll
him I'll wait until he IH ut liberty , ' she
suy , like she de lutly of the Ian * herself.
Next time I say , 'lleg yo' puhdon ,
madam , for not tellln' yo' cooncr , but
Mr. Scc'tury he's out , " und who look up
und suy , 'Tell him I'll wult until he
comes In. ' Yussiih , she say them Iden
tical words. "
"What kind of looking woman Is
she , William young und saucy ? "
"No ; she gettln * long t'wa'ds middle
life , sah , and she mighty shabby. Still ,
I ain't say but she Is got u quality eye ,
and she do hoi' her head up mightily. "
"Oh , well , " said the secretary , with a
sigh of resignation , "I'll sec her and
have It over. "
The woman William ushered lu wus
Bhubby. Not only were her clothes
worn nnd rusty , .but they hud never
been either tine or tasteful. Your lady
i ' . lu temporary straits always has some
bit of faded elegance to prove that she
has seen better days. This woman was
clearly the habitual patron of bargain
- * - \ counters when she bought ut all.
Still , us William had said , she curried
her head high u noble head , with bold ,
clcur lines und n muss of soft , well
kept hair. The secretary arose , and
they faced each other for one silent
moment , she surveying him with a
calm und friendly ulr , he dazed bv the
glimmering apparition of u younger
and brighter presence which ciinie be
tween them.
"Cun this bo Laura Cuinden ? " he
asked. Her eyes tilled nt till his tone
Implied. For an Instant her bearing
changed she lost her courage -then
she threw up her head , with 11 defiant
laugh.
"This Is all that is left of her. And la
this Tom LloydV" She swept the room
with a calculating glance. It was us If
she estimated the cost of the massive
i , tuble and rich chairs. Instantly she
' turned her eyes buck upon the secretary -
! tary us If to iiK'iisuie him. *
, l Ho Hushed und rallied.
1 "Yes : this Is Tom Lloyd , the -lnw
you wouldn't have , you know. "
"Well ! " she laughed Impcii. it'v
then hunk Into the chair neuri i ' < *
1 and run a furtive , appreciative lip"er
over the tupestry covering.
, w , "You married Tucker Burton i ' i\
" / asked.
"Oh , ye..nil ! he turned out us t >
one prcdic' ' " ' I look the churn i
1 don't I .i i. 'i.ni'i' ( < ! widow wh - '
neither hm D r i lc loft ? "
' Her vi r " " < i'"ii 'io trcr > < > i i
i self pity. - ii < > ' < f . ? 'i m orupini )
i "By Jo\ ' li.e , > suld UUrn -
\ self , "thL Uaun i : i .lie's go ' . ' '
i old spirit l-i ur mill' "
> "Can I i.auyt5n. . you ? " I
asked.
"Why , yes , li veu \ > Of courts I
didn't come muely \ > all nor to re
call. I want a j.i ! < e in one of the de
partments. "
"Whut kind of a place ? "
"I'm not particular , " she said coolly.
"You know very well I have neither
talent nor training. You will have to
treat me as If I were a political hench
man and tlnd me something which will
require neither. I could keep accounts ,
but I think I should like to he In the
library. There Is a ladles' room , you
know , as well as women attendants. "
"But that la such a menial place. "
She spread out her hands , brown and
knotted and calloused. He drew back
In n sort of shame and would have hidden -
den his own had he dared. They were
too white and soft and prosperous to
He In full sight on the table before her.
"The wages are email not more than
$00 or $75 a month. "
"Not more ! " She looked nt him with
glittering eyes. Her voice trembled now
and seemed to express want and de
spair und resentment together. "Tom
Lloyd ! Sixty dollars a month every
mouth ? That would be riches to me ! "
He shrunk back In the chair. "Lau-
ra , " ho said , "why have you never
come before ? You live lu Washington.
and you might have come. Any time In
the last ten years I've been here. "
"Oh , yes , I know Congressman
Lloyd , Senator Lloyd , Secretary Lloyd.
And I have , as you say , been here all
the time. I've wanted to come , but she
wouldn't let me. "
"She ? "
"Laura - - Laura Camden , the girl
you knew. She was always throwing
It up to me that things might have
been different. " She fingered the tas-
Bels of the chair , and she dropped her
eyes with the timidity of a girl.
The secretary's her.rt brat fust. He
leaned toward hei ami { * . - . v < i.iy.
"Yes , you might hi" v \ > witfle - wnof
the secretary of th > ' > v now i , -
ra. " tihu tofitiod . . . . -a - . . . vl
Impudent way nun" lookrfi ntrnlsht Into
nls suffused eyes.
" 1 should not , " nhe wild. "It I hnd
married you. Tom Lloyd , jon wouldn't
have been sitting here today. "
"Why not ? " he asked , with a souse
of offense.
"Oh , because" she leaned closer-"It
you hud married me you shouldn't have
been u mere secrctury at titty. Yon
would lune been president ! "
He looked at her and answered with
( inlet conviction :
"Yes ; I should have been president
with jou to Im-plto me. "
"I should never have done It by In-
cplratlon , Tom , I should have kepi yon
at It , and I never would have let y-m
think well of yourself so long as theie
was anotlur man ahead of , you. " She
arose , t.ml , Inking up her shabby um
brella and Imitation leather bag us If
to go , she returned to the subject of
the appointment.
"Am I to have that place , then
chambermaid or scrubwoman or ladies'
attendant , whichever you call Itat the
library'As he hisltated her features
seemed to sharpen with anxiety. "Oh.
Tom , " she pleaded , "If you can get It
for me. don't refuse ! 1 have mother to
take cure of , and she Is piiralyy.cU , and
there Is so little 1 can do to earn a liv
ing ! "
She swayed against the table ; then ,
suddenly recovering her pride and cour
age again , she continued In a tone of
culm politeness :
"I am sorry to hove troubled you.
Mr. Secretary. Ot course there are
many who appeal to JOH even on the
strength of old and forgotten friend
ships. " She turned toward the door
with a certain grace und dignity which
brought an Indulgent smile to the sec
retary's lips. He sprang up and stepped
quickly In front of her.
"This Is not u case of forgotten
friendship. Laura , 1 have never forgot
ten , never wished to forgetbut yon can't
huve thut place. It doesn't suit yon.
There Is another opening , one lu which
yon can be of much greater service. I
do so want to be president. Won't yon
undertake to make one of me , Laura ? "
She turned her back upon him and
clutched the table with her work
marred hands.
"No , Tom ; I won't. Don't ask me. If
yon were poor und all worn out and
broken down by life or If we could go
buck to your youth"
"Laura , I've always pu pcctcd that
you regretted that old decision. I've
thought a good many times that If 1
hod asked again that next summer nt
camp meeting you wouldn't-have given
the same answer. " lie came around
the table and compelled her to face
him.
"Would you , Laura ? "
"What does It mutter now ? I married
Tucker und managed to conquer my
love for you and now"
"Your love for me ! There ! I huvo
wanted that udmlsslon u good many
times In my life , Lauru , und I've got
It. If 1,011 , loved me once , you can
again. "
"Oh , well , " the laughed , but her
voice trembled , "I should like to bee
you president , Tom. after all ! "
1'riijiiii'n KlimliiiK Piilltec.
Marcus t'lplns " 'i-n Trujunus , the
Trajan of ; . . ' iogruphy and one
of Home's i..v ; , ' nowned emjiorors ,
construct'1 ! ot v - responsible for the
construct. i f i' -no of the most re-
murkuhli . < cf the curly years of
t ! . ' 'Tiria. . i " "i Trajan's loliimn ,
TIM'mi's \ .1 < i' Trajan's flouting
palace , u " > in full of accounts
coin t rnl'ig tm 'Tinner but the lust
seems to have . " My ; nerally
nvrrloo'r 'd by th . . 11 ° v * ' | | us Hie
I. ' "r / liters of r e iid ci r' < us in-
fo"iiti"i. ! The IIIOM' , 55rt''nir ; * . who
m tie's It In hls > " " ( jesl i"1'i , ' . -HV
f t it .was conatrmti ' , i"d'y '
sr-.en ' in Like Neml i h i , niel
n.i"A-iig ! < ( mimmlcal u.tl , the
shore.i ! MM cnso It v ' < > it Inly
have go - ' T history ; ' " ' 'rum's
nun'- pi''f ' ' Instead < \.tmg J
Jill ! ICe. "
1 ! ' . . believed , Burn n ais to
1 ' 'oiii'-i , ut It was origin.y an
Ku"rl , " I. . > .e Intended for the use of
ti' . > ( . . , ! T and Ills family during their
summer excursions on Lake Neml.
Another faction of antiquarians are of
the opinion that It was not t nil ! dt -
Ing the lifetime of Trajan. ; m. l. \ .1 k
says thnt It was sunk In ! b- I'.Ci
A. D. , seventy-eight ye.us ' i the
death of the emperor for wijl. i i wai
named. Marchl , who cxn1' r < 1 it 'n u
15 Ifi.'l - - il it
diving suit on July , -i--
to be lu n good state of p. . 'um ;
also that It was 500 feet lon , . , u u-et
In breadth and CO feet deep.
A SiMilIt-U AdvniitiiK- .
An old Iowa practitioner , u la > . . of
ability und an orator of known r. . , , . .1-
tlon , was pitted against 11 iccent 5,1 < M-
uate lu the profession In the trial of a
case before u Jury. 11 voting lawyer
hod the first say , anil making his
address to the Jury he ti particular ,
pains to Imitate certain n " 'Hams of
the older lawyer. He earef > v Adjust
ed his cuffs before beginning o' < 'irgu-
uient , stroked 'tin Imaginary 'mpnn.il
on his chin and then rested tue Index
finger of his right bund along the side
of his nose. These were the habitual
preliminary mannerisms of the older
lawyer , and as they were repeated
several times throughout the argument
which was made by the young man
they provoked the Jury and Judge to
laughter.
When the veteran arose to make re
ply he did not neglect to go through
hl preliminary motions with even
more deliberation and precision than
usual. He bowed to the judge and to
the Jury and then begun :
"Gentlemen of the jury und your
honorable sir. that young man acts Ilka
n -"i i " v.er , but he talks like n
h.- . I ' '
Tlr . . . /itige which the young man
tiM.'j 'iniO Lad gained in the contest
. a in tbo roar of laughter which
. , ai ! .U expense.
ODD NOTIONS ABOUT ANIMALS THAT
ARC UORN OF IGNORANCE.
So UK.Siiiiirxl lUiiim Aliotil Tumi * niul
Sit il Urn i\iilnlin-il An > > iii'lurnnl
AiiliniilM a nil Tlirli * IJj * l.iuuln
ml Slircii Mini TliMr Tiilli ,
It Is commonly In Hexed that loads
cause warts. This Is bused upon the
following combination of furls : 'Ponds
nre the only common animals that are
naturally covered with wanllUe lumps.
They eject a clear liquid. Tills Is sup
posed HI do something. Warts upprar
mysteriously , und no one Is able to e\
plain the causes of their coming and
going. It Is erroneously Inferred thai
they lire produced by IliN wart beiir
Ing , " nocturnal cieutnreltli peculiar
liublls , upon the basis of the doctrine
that "llle : product's like. " The coin
mon belief that tadpoles shed tlulr
tnIN has for Its origin the facts that
while living In water each lionesses a
swimming lull , but when It mi'lunior-
phnscs Into a frog or a toad II becomes
tailless. In fact , the tall does not
drop off , but It Is absorbed anil disap
pears In the body , Just as a swelling
from a bump on the head disappear * .
How often do we hear that frogs and
toads have fallen with ruin , und almost
every .Inly we may read accounts of
such phenomena. These may have foi
their basis the fuel that during the
month of .Inly toads change from the
tadpole stage and aquatic habitat to
the adult form und terrestrial habitat
und then migrate landward In great
numbers. They are active only at
night or during hot weather , effectual
ly concealing thems'lves In the most
common places during the daytime.
However , when u ruin falls nt such a
time they appear by thousands , us If
by muglc , and give the Impression of
having fallen with ruin.
There are doubtless more supersti
tions concerning snakes than any other
creatures. This arises In part from the
traditions of the form of the original
tempter and In part from the fact that
but , y few persons are willing to
calmly observe serpents for themselves
and learn the truth directly. We have
met persons who believe that all snakes
are venomous. This doubtless comes
from the old Itoinan rule , "Ah unodlsce
omnes. " How prevalent is the belief
that horse hairs turn to snakes ! There
Is no other foundation for this error
than the resemblance of the so called
halt-snake ( gordlus ) to a common horse
hair. Snakes are often supposed to
charm birds , but the fact Is that the
feathered songsters are paralyzed by
fright when they sudd idy see the rep
tiles at close proximlt
The common etr , i- belief that
snakes sting or bit > means of their
tongues may come . .u t'.i-1 Scriptural
quotation. "It stli" . ' m I.lie an adder. "
The supposition tii.i : snakes bite hem-
selves und die Is donbt'iss bused upon
the actions of certain rpeehs. like the
hog no ed adder , v. u h when teased
will act as though dca < , > nd thus Mime-
times Ilnd protection M is verv com
monly thought that Minxes' 'niN "Iho"
or are active until eiindov/n This arises
from the prolonged uctiuty of the tall ,
due to the rellex action of the caudal
nerve centers , which may continue for
a longer or shorter period owing to tem-
lieruturo und other conditions. Many
persons believe that there Is a glass
snuke or Joint snake , which may be
broken to fragments when struck , but
can rejolnt itself and live. This may
come from the fact that a certain I/- !
i 11 rd ( Ophio uuriis ventrallst readily loses
Us tail , mitt while the body csct'pes the
caudal imrn'icr ' wiggles and attracts
the attrntlo' ' - < f the pursuer.
The firm mis Idea that turtles
broil tin * nude i water , as do llshes , Is do-
ri\ ' i fiom fie observations of their
Inning remainnd submerged for some
hciirs. lUt this Is made possible by
their lung < -ii | iclty , their limited need
of oxyge.i compared with that of warm
ulcnijcd iiiiiiiiuls and their ability to
store o.xjgi'ii In their tissues and use It
us m "ded.
Itoth species of American cuckoos
( genus coccy/.us ) build nests , contrary
to the popular belief. The error comes
from the fact thut the European
ci."uoo ( ouculns ) builds no nests , but Is
p.iiisltle , Living Its eggs In the nests
of other birds , us does our cowbird
( molothrus ) . The old Idea thut "u-sight
of ' e oriole cures Jaundice" doubtless
Is Jimected with the yellow color of
tin olrd and the homeopathic doctrine
"Simlllii slmlllbiis curuntnr" ( like cures
.iost persons belle\e that owls , cuts
in.I other nocturnal animals can see
hi absolute darkness. This error arises
from the fact thut In these animals the
pupil of the eye Is very large or dilata
ble , and in subdued or very feeble
light they can see much better than
can man. One can readily demonstrate
the fallacy of the supposition by tak
ing an owl or other nocturnal animal
Into n perfectly dark room , us we have
( 'one. und touching It with the hand ,
t does not move , even though It be tin
.attained animal. Cuts and other noc
turnal animals are erroneously thought
to'emit light from their eyes because
when looking toward the light the
crystalline lens of the eye produces u
glaring rellectlon. The Ideas that swans
sing when dying and moles open their
eyes nt the time of death are bunded
down from the writings of Pliny and
represent Ignorance of the fucts of
zoology.
We wore once seriously asked by a
teacher. "At what age do the llttlu
lambs' tails drop off ? " He had accu
rately observed that the tails of the
lambs are long , while those of the old
sheep nre short , and he hud obtained
a false Idea , which Is. however , preva
lent. * Of course he wus shocked to
learn thut sheep raisers amputate the
tails to prevent the soiling of the wool.
Forest and Stream.
L/A
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO USE PE-RU-NA.
MEALS BY WHOLESALE.
CICIIN | > < KUi'Irt-n ArruiiK < * iui > uB of
tinMi i Til Hill t.
The kitchen IMTUIU''incuts of the
modern hotel are on tin ilrst basement
floor. There Is a die1' Mil so fur as I
could sec he does not cot ' . . He is sim
ply a captain of the seventy-live other
cooks , who work In tnree relays oT
twenty-live each. There Is no range ,
but u solid bunk of broilers-Immeiiw
gridirons , beneath which lire the Ilier.
that never die. As for the -IIHI hum" .
of bread and 8,000 rolls required dully ,
the chef does not worry his mind over
the patent cutters and mixers and
ovens und stuff of bikers needed to
supply the simple Heir ' Veud or con
cern himself \\lth the . . mllty of the
1,10(1 ( pounds of butter th.u < eich :
day required to go with It.
1 must not forget the Itemf ( „ ' ; ;
Eighteen thousand are required CUM-.V
twenty-four hours. Iloiled eggs do not
get overdone. They are boiled by eloc'J-
won ; . A pcrioruicu dipper eoniaininr
the eggs drops down Into the water.
The dipper's clockwork Is set to the
second , and when that llnal second has
expired the little dipper Jump < i up out
of the water , and the egg" are ready
for delivery. There are men who do
nothing else but till and watch and
empty these dancing dippers , and It
seemed to mo great fun.
On another part of this lloor Is the
dishwashing , where great guhanlzcd
baskets lower the pieces Into various
solutions of potash und clean rinsing
water , till so burning hot thut the
dishes dry Instantly without wiping.
Sixty-five thousand pieces of chinaware -
ware arc cleansed In u day und an ut
most equal quantity of silver. All
told , there ure 800 employees In the
kitchen departments of this huge liv
ing machine. Albert Blgclow Paine In
World's Work.
Inrrrillhle.
An Irish harvester found himself In
a small Scottish town. At the gas
works he sa T a gasometer for the first
time In his life and stopped a country
man who was passing to ask , "What's
that big round thing there standing on
end ? "
The Scotchman scratched his head
and replied. "A dlnna ken. "
"Oet out with you. " said the Irish
man ; "yon never saw n dinner can as
big as that In your life. "
Every Mother Knows
how hard It is to keep the children
covered up at night. They will kick
the quilts off and take cold. No not
glvo them medicine contnlnlngoplnm.
Allen's Lung Ualsam , free from nar
cotic drugs. Is never more useful than
when It rids the children of cold and
saves the mothers anxiety. It makes
u friend of everyone who uses It.
Not a Minute to Lose
If yon are wet and feel chilled to the
bone , after n tramp htrough n storm.
Get Into dry clothes at unco and warm
\onr Insldos with u teuspoonful of
Perry Davis' Painkiller , In hot water
with a little sugar. Tims you will
avoid a cold , and , possibly , u long
sickness. The precaution Is worth
while. There Is hut ono painkiller
I'erry Davis' .
h' s Life Saved by Chamberlain's Colic ,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
"II. L. Hyer , a well known cooper of
Lids town , says ho hullo von Chamber
lain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea
Koniedy saved his llfo lust summer.
Ho had been sick for a month with
wliul the doctors call bilious dysen
tery , and ( onld get nothing to do him
my good until he tried Ibis romudy.
It gave him Immediate relief. " says
It. T. Litllo , merchant , Hancock , Md.
For sale by Klesau Drug Co.
Mun-er-vliH ! Tablets. The norvj
tonic for men and women. Hulld up
the system and muko yon fcol bright
und cheerful. For sale by KIosuu
Drug Co.
For u bilious attack , take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets und
u quick euro In curtain. For sale by
Kicsan Drni , C'o.
Stomach Trouble.
"I ha\ < been troubled with my stomach
ach for tiio past four years , " says D.
L. Beach , ot' Clover Nook farm , Green-
Held , Muss. "A few days ago I was i
Induced to buy a box of Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets. I huvo |
taken part of them and feel a great I
deal bettor. " If you huvo any trouble |
with your stomach try u box of thcso
tablets. Yon are certain to be pleased
with the result. Price 2K cents. For
sale by Klesan Drug Co.
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take LaxativeHronioQulnlnc Tablets.
All druggists refund the money If It
fails to euro. 13. W. Grove's signu'.ure
Is on each box. 25c.
When yon feel constipated , Imvo
sour stomach or biliousness , try
Berg's Sweet Laxative Chips , They
do * cho work. 10 and 25 cunts. For
sale by Klesan Drug Co.
A Remarkable Record.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has a
remarkable record. It has been In
use for over thirty years , during which
time many million bottles Imvo been
sold and used. It has long been the
standard and main reliance In the
treatment of croup in thousands ot
homos , yet during all this tlmo no ca <
has over been reported to the manu
facturers In which It failed to effect
a euro. When given as soon as the
child becomes bourse or oven as soon
as the croupy cough appears , It will
prevent the attack. It Is pleasant to
take , many children like It. It con
tains no opium or other harmful sub
stance and may bo given as confident
ly to a baby as to an adult. For sale
by KloBuu Drug Co.
The Pleasure of Eating.
Persons suffering from Indigestion ,
dyspepsia or other stomach trouble
will find that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
digests what you eat and makes the
HEALTHY WOMEN
Prnlso Po-ru-nn ns a Cure and
i'rovciitativi ! of Catarrhal
Disorders.
MlMKU/nhelh IMirr , No. 07
lreel , Allmny , N. Y. , writes :
" I have always dreaded the full
ami winter because of my extreme
liability to catch cold , when catarrhal
trouble would quickly develop
through my entire system which It
would take weeks to drive away. I
am thankful tt > say that klncc I have
taken I'cruna , I do not have any rea
son ID dread thin any more. Last
full whan I buffered with my olil
tnmlilc I took I'cruna ami In nine
days watt completely cured and since
that lime , If I have l > ccn at all cx-
/ M.ic-cf to the damp , wet tir cold
weather , I take a doao or two of I'e-
rtitia and It throws out any hint of
sickness from my system. I gladly
Indorse It. " Miss Isllraheth Ulier.
Mrs. Wm. lowev ) ( Hiirninie Liiko , N.
Y. , IH HCCOIK ! ooiiMin of Admiral Dewiiy.
Ill n recruit letter nlu'HiiH !
"I'erinia Is the most valuable of
any remedy that I have ever I.NCIfor
coughs , colds , etc. I cheerfully rec
ommend It as a certain cure If used
acconlliwto directions. " Mrs. Win.
Dcwey.
MlHH HOUR ( li < rilng ! , a popular
BoHety woman of Crown Point , Ind. ,
writes :
La it winter I took a long drive
In the country , and licln/f too thlngly
clad I caught a had cold which settled
on my lungs , and which I could not
seem to shake off. I had heanl a
great deal of I'cruna tor colds and
catarrh and I bought a hottle to try.
I am pleased that I did for It brought
speedy relief. It only took two hot-
ties and I consider thin money well
spent.
" } 'ou have a firm friend In me ,
and I not only advise Its use to my
friends , hut have purchased several
bottles to give to those without the
means to buy , and have noticed
without exception that It has brought
about * speedy cure wherever It has
been used. " Miss Rosa Qcrhlng.
To neglect rv cold IH to Invite chronic
catarrh. AH soon nsnnyono discovers
the first symptoms of ciitohlngcold ho
should nt oneo begin thoiiHoof Peruiuv
according to directions on Hie hottle ,
und t he cold I.-4 Hiiro to puss awuy with
out leaving any bud ulTccls.
I'nlchM this N done the cold In almost
"tiro In end In tin * second stiigo of ca
tarrh which Ix milking so iminy lives
inlsenibhi. 1 f IVriina was taken every
tlimt olio barf n cold or eolith chronic
eularrh would bo prncllcully tin un
known dUciihc.
1 f 3 ou dn nut dorlvo prompt mid sut Is-
fnctory rcrtiiiu from the nxoof I'ernna ,
v rlto ill once to Dr. llnrtnmn , giving a
full Htiilciiientnf yourcuso and ho will
bo pleased to glvo you his valuable
nlvleijnitln. .
AddreHi * Or. Hiirtmun , President of
I h' < Hiirtmun Sanitarium , Collimhun ,
Ohio.
stomucli sweet. This remedy Is u
novel- fail "j curf for Indigestion and
dyspepsia . < I all complaints ulfi-cLIni :
the stomach or digestive tract. When
you lake Kodol Dyspepsia Cure every
thing you cut tustes good , und every
bit of the imliimcnt that your food
contains IK assimilated and appropri
ated by Hid bloii-i .mil tissues. Sold
by Klesan Drug Co.
Owes His Life to a Neighbor's Kind-
nccs.
Mr. D. P. ninighurty , well known
throughout M Mcor and Sninner conn-
tics , W. Va. . must Ilkoly OWOH hlRllfo
In tin * kindness of u neighbor. Ho
was almost hopelessly ullllcted with
diarrhoea ; was attended by two phy
sicians who gave him little , If any ,
relief , when u neighbor hearing of
his Morions condition , brought him a
bottle of Clrimborluin's Colic , Choi-
i-ra and Diarrhoea Homody , which
cured him In less than wenty-fonr
hours. For sale by Klesau Drug Co.
How are your kidneys. ' It Is dun-
UIVMIIS to delay when the kldn ys uio
sick. Kiiincy-ljll ( M aie the most won
derful cure for all kidney und buck-
ache complaints. Try them. Ii.
cents. For sale by Klesau Drug Co.
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
one tilio smaller after usim ; Alkn > Foot-Due , i
| iowdiT to ehukvn into ibu etuicd. It i inkm ll lu
or new nlini'8 feelc/ny ; | ; ivi. iii innt ri-lii'f to corn
and utinloiiB. It'slln'cn jiii'dcomfurl ilmc < ery < jr
tlioft u. Cures nuil prevent * nuollcii feut1 Winter * ,
cnlloui unit n ro ipiita. Alltn'g Konl-KuMiii a ccr-
laln euro for sucatlin ; , lint , nchlim feet. At all
( lru tliitaaml nlmo ntori'Hiilc. Trlnrpnckiel'ltEB (
by mall. Addruue , Alien S. Olmstcd , l.u Hey , K. Y.
NOW READY
The Many Adventures of
FOXY GRANDPA
InclniliiKt all tlmmerry iiictnn-ncnn-
tninril in Ilio two volume * , entitled
"Ailv 'iitur f Foxy ( lniiiilui" | mid
"KiirtiiorAd > i > ntmiiinf Kozt Urauil-
t > a. "
Mr. Sclintt7o | nlii to THO ono day at
lunch : "Vtlmt do vim think nf a series
of rumlc drawings dmUmn w.tli n srand-
( nllinr mill h < t two sr oVnnal"
' Lot tlm KiRUilfat 01 u < trm clever one
nf tlm trio. In must ut the other caoae
tlm > o'in f folk lmv been smarter than
tlm old imiipln lUH.u whom they plajfd
their jokfs. LDI tevi'reo it , "
The uext momlUK ha came to my of-
llct > with fkolclioi for half a dozen
B rlts , and with the name "Foxy Grand-
pa" in liif head.
The mircwii of Iho svrles iti the New
York HiTnld was instantaneous , for
who hao not hoard of "Foxy Grandpa"
and "BnnnyT"
Tlm jolly old gentleman , dear to
Brown people ae well aa children , might
almost l > u CHllwl thu Mr , 1'ickwick of
comic plctnrm.HOWARD
HOWARD MARSHALL.
To GriindfMlin i Who Are And
l , < ' h.i o Who Are To He.
I ftmrlly DudlcateTills llook.
"RUNNY. "
Sent posURO paid on receipt of ONI3
DULLAlt iu rurioncy or postal order :
uoch cie roccivod.
L. E. HAMERSLEY CO.
49 Wall Street , New York.