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MM IK NOHKOliK JtKWS : KH1DAV , Al'Gl'HT ' 8H , 1IO ! . THOR J Dy ROY RICHARDSON . 1902. tr the S. S. McClure Comwiy ' ' "Now , then , young man , " yawned Uncle 1J1II as bo got slowly out of Ids easy chair and surveyed Ids oldest nephew , who had begun to show marked signs of unrest over his occu pation of building block churches , "what shall wo do to put In the rest of this rainy Sunday afternoon ? " "Let's play plngpong , " Hobby HUP- Rested. "You're not big enough yet. Guess again , or I'll plngpong you. " "Let's tell stories , " ventured Hobby. "All right , old sport. You begin. " "We-ell , " drawled the youngster In the singsong of rote , climbing Into Uncle Hill's lap , "once on a time , w'y , they wasn't iin-ny little boys 'n' little girls , 'n' pretty soon they was Cain V Abel. ' .V they didn't have nii-ny Bisters or brothers or nothln' 'cept Just n papa 'n' mamma , nor no Puele Hills or nothln' . 'N' their papa 'n' mamma were cross ono time 'n' told their little T "UNCLE UlLb , WHAT MAKES 1'OUH EVLS ' ' " BO 111(1 'N' HII1NV ? boys to go 'n' play , 'n' Cain he played too rough , 'n' he killed his little broth er with a jawbone of a Jackass ! " "No ! " ejaculated Uncle Hill in her ror. "Did he now , really ? " "Yes , sir. 'X' that's all of that story. Now you tell one , Uncle Hill. " "Well , " began Uncle Hill , "once there was a lazy eld uncle , and he had a nephew whom he loved very much. " "I know somebody else you love , " remarked Bobby , wriggling. "Don't you , Uncle Hill ? " "Oh , lots of people , " the young man agreed boldly. "Whom In particular , Bobby ? " "Miss Josephine , " said Bobby In ac cents of flrin conviction. Uncle Bill shifted uneasily , but gave bis nephew a hug. "What made you think BO ? " he asked , with a studied air of indiffer ence. Bobby was silent , but his little mind busied Itself wondering what caused Uncle Hill's chest to rise so high when he breathed the long breath he hud Just taken. It was Intoxicating to feel oneself lifted up and let down exactly like being on a seesaw. "Do it again , Uncle Bill ! " he cried I ' "It's lot of fun. " Uncle Bill did not seem to hear. He was looking wistfully out of the win dow , and Bobby looked , too , but saw nothing. "Do you love her , Bobby ? " Uncle Bill Inquired presently , smoothing the child's yellow hair. "Bobby , do you love Miss Josephine ? " "Yes , " Bobby answered. "Why ? What makes you do you know ? " "W'y , Uncle Bill , the other day I fell 'n' hurted my knee , 'n' she w'y , she kissed me 'n' made my knee all well. " ' "Il'ml" 'muttered Uncle Bill. "Should think rt might. " "Uncle Bill , " asked Bobby , "did Miss Josephine ever kiss you ? " "Little boys shouldn't ask ques tions , " was the quick reply , and a soft cheek was drawn close to a rougher one. one."I "I won't , " Bobby agreed. "But did she , Uncle Bill ? " "Yes , little boy , she did. " "Well , but didn't It make you all well'/ " "No. " "Did you hurt yourself ? " "Yes. " "Where in your knee ? " "No. " "In your stomach ? " "There or thereabout. " "Did it hurt much ? " "I say , Hobby , " exclaimed Uncle Bill , with more or less feeling , "lot you and me talk of something else. You nro a very little boy , and you ask ques tions that are painful. I don't" "Does It hurt you yet ? " queried Bob by , "thinking of stomachs. "Yes. Now , Bobby , If 1" "Why don't you go 'n' see Miss Jo sephine ? She'll try again. Maybe w'y , she'll have better luck. " "I can't. " "Why ? " "Oh , because. What a lot of ques tions you can ask and how little you know , Bobby ! " "I know the 'twos' In multiplication table anyway so now. Miss Josephine taught me ylstiday. See ? I wrote 'em all down. " Hobby put 11 chubby hand Inside his small Jacket , where was a pocket , am ) proii-hj drew forth an assortment of documents. "Theie It Is , " ho announced after n careful search , spreading a paper on Uncle Hill's knee. "It's the 'twos , ' " he remarked , Indicating a tipsy col umn of hieroglyphics , the only legible character In which was the letter X. "That means 'times. ' " "A very Interesting exhibit , " ob served Uncle Hill. "What Is that let ter you have with the the bunch , Hobby ? No , not the picture card , the letter the one In the blue envelope. Let me see It. What don't boyfc have In their pockets ? Why , bless me , it's for mo ! " "W'y , w'y , Uncle Hill , " stammered Hobby In a sudden spasm , "w'y , I for got ! Miss Josephine glved me that for you. She said to bring It right straight to you. I I forgot , Uncle Hill. W'y- w'y , t'ncle Hill , what makes your eyes so big 'n' shiny ? Oh , Uncle Mill : Don't don't hug me so ! You're hurtln' me awful ! " "Am I , old man ? " Uncle Mill said In n queer voice. "Tell me , Hobby , when Miss Josephine kissed you , how did you f ; el ? " "All nice , " answered Hobby , with self satisfaction. Uncle Mill hugged his nephew again. "Did that hug hurt you , Hobby ? " ho asked. "Some , " the child replied. "Then you get an umbrella , Bobby. Just as quickly as ever you can , mid I'll take you on my back , and we'll run over and see If Miss Josephine can make us feel all nice again , as you call It. " "Are you going , too , Uncle Hill ? " "Yes. " "Hlgbt now ? " "The sooner the bettor. " "Yes , " said childish philosophy sage ly , "when you hurt anywhere , It's best to get It cured right away. " KORT BLUNDER. How ItVnit Tlmt'I'lu'lcSnin Unlit It on HrlllNli Still. Curious Indeed Is an American fort which was built on British soil. How many can guess what fort It Is and where located ? The name Is' Fort Montgomery , and the location Is on an Island near the foot of LakoChnmplnln , about half a mile nuribcast of Kongo's 1'olnt , N. Y. A short time ago , when traveling In that part of Hie country , I saw thlh fort and asked the name of It. "Why , that Is Fort Blunder , " said my informant. "Did you ne\er hear of it ? " I confessed Ignorance , and he e.xplalned matters. It seems that after the war of 181U Ilio government of the United States became convinced that the entrance to Lake Champlaln should bo guarded by a fort strong enough to engage any British licet which might attempt to force an entrance to the to ke , and so Fort Montgomery was constructed at a cost of nearly ? . " 00,000. It was an immense fortification for those days and was arranged for three tiers of guns. Just about the time It was completed the joint surveyors llxlng the line be tween the United States and Camilla came along and , after doing a good bit of figuring , announced that Fort Mont gomery was on Canadian soil. The northern boundary of New York state was the forty-fifth parallel , and this fort was several hundred yards over the lino. Work on the fort came to an immediate standstill , and the matter was made the subject of n special treaty. It was decided that In view of the fact that the United States had not In tentionally encroached on Canadian soil the forty-fifth parallel should be bent a little out of its course at tills point seas as to include the fort. That Is why the fort Is called "Fort Blunder. " It was never armed and has never bceu occupied by more than one or two me'i. ' New York Herald. PICKINGS FROM FICTION. Do tlredcst people In the world is dem dat takes do most ease. "Son. " The only safe Investments are educa tion and health. "Daniel Bvcrton. " The thing I did not pay for I found most expensive. "The World's People. " You may be sure the devil will hump himself If you don't "Those Delight ful Americans. " There Is no such certainty of knowl edge on all subjects as ono holds at eighteen and eighty. "Captain Mack- Hn. " There are greater virtues than thrift. It is better to die penniless than to have been too much of a saver. "Tho Un speakable Scot. " "Let mo get over this dllllculty someHow - How , " says youth , "that 1 may play the game of life well. " And our hair is turning gray before wo learn that the dllllculty Is the game. "The Way of Escape. " The knights of the world no longer fight In armor , but In every street of every city there ari still men "sans pour et sans reproche , " who not only live for love , but who are reudy to die for love's sweet sake. "The Loom of Life. " _ An Kven Score , "What Is your objection to him , pnpn ? " "Why , the fellow can't inako enough money to support you. " "But neither can you. " "Ilnvo you got the plans for your new house completed yet ? " some one asked him. "Not qulto , " he replied. "There la a difference of opinion between my wife und me as to the Interior arrangements. She says the pantry Is too largo and tbat there are too many closets. " Without another word the medal for the biggest llo of the evening was awarded to him. Chicago Tribune. CURIOSITIES OF SOUND. ICvpryol f Him It * Cori-rNitoii > < it - on Ilir Million ! Si'uli- . In very high or mountainous regions sounds become diminished In loudness so that n convcisatlmi cannot bu car ried on In an ordinary tone of voice. In mines or In n diving bell the re verse of this Is the case. Speech becomes - comes so startling that It must bo car ried on In whisper * to be at nil en durable to the oi' ' r. Sounds of all kinds become musl'-al If the vibrations of air are uniform and rapid enough. It Is said that the pull's of an engine would make a tremendous organ peal of mimic If they could be made to at tain the rapidity of fifty or sixty a sec ond. Kver.vthlng In nature lias Its key note , as It were , and attuned to one particular musical soui.d. This fact can be very easily verified In everyday life. Stand near tin open piano and speak In an ordinary tone. NVbllo speaking youU 1 suddenly hear a Hiring within reverberate to your voice. The tick of a watch , the sound of ev ery human voice , the bark of a dog , the mew of a eat , tlio noise of a wagon , the roll of thunder , the fall of rain , the running of valor In fact , every thing about us caii easily be placed by an attentive ear < > n Its-1 proper musical note , one of the sounds of the scale. This Is a most li ( cresting experiment and easily vcrltlcd. It Is said that the ear can distin guish eleven octaves of sound ; but , as n rule , tluxe mn < ! o by quick , short vi brations are mure easily conveyed. For Instance , tl'O ' whir of a locust makes a more dHtlnct Impression than the sighing of fie wind through the trees. A whirlwind In Its approach Is noiseless. It Is only when It strikes Rome obstacle that the volume of sound becomes terrlllc to us. Then we re ceive the secondary shorter waves from the destruction of this obstacle. Tyn- dall says all friction Is rhythmic. Flames are no'orlously sensitive to sound. They will bend and flicker and even respond with n leap of quivering light to a high , shrill sound. This Is another Interesting experiment. If wo use a glass tube with a small Jet of gas , by lowering or raising It to cer tain points we can cause It to shriek out shrilly or to nnswer sympathetical ly to its own \vnote when sung or spoken by the voice. If we could only hear the roll of the vast oceans In larmony all around us In our everyday life , we could say with truth. Indeed , what the poet only imagined : "There's not I no smallest orb which thou beboldest I ut In Its orbit like an nugel sings , still quiring to the younp eyed cherubim. " Baltimore American. Thf Sli M > ! i..Ml mill HlN KloqU. A certain gO'Xl bishop was In Italy for his health , and while walking in the country 0111 ; day he mot a small girl who was tonJIng some pigs. Tht airlmals were Riving her a great deal of trouble , and the good bishop offered to stay and watch the ones that were grunting and moling In a ditch while the llttlo shepherdess went to catch two runaways that had strayed from the fold. When she came back , the reverend gentkman stroked the un kempt curly head of the child and ask ed her how much she earned by her hard work and was told that she re ceived 4 soldi a day. "Do you know , " said ho , "that I , too , am a shepherdV Hut I earn much uiurn than you. " "Ah , yes , " answered the little peas ant , "but. no dpubt. you tend many more pigs than I do. " Cur I dim Time Ilpcorilcr. A naturalist while visiting Great Sangir , one of those Islands of the In dian ocean known as the Celebes , or Spice Islands , found a curious time re corder lodged -it the housp of a rajah. Two bottles \\LTO ( Irmly lashed togeth er and fixed In a wooden frame. A quantity of b < aok sand ran from ono bottle Into th other In Just half an hour , and whan the upper bottle was empty the frame was reversed. Twelve short sticks njarkcd with notches from 1 to 12 were hung upon a string. A hook was placed between the stick bearing the number of notches corresponding spending to 'lie hour last struck and the ono to bo struck next The sentry announced fie time by striking the hours on a large gong. Thci Number Seven. The nuclei its believed and taught that seven planets ruled the world and Its Inhabitants , thus accounting for the seven days of the week , the seven holes In the head , the seven colors of the spectrum and the seven senses. The superstition attaching to the seventh daughter of n seventh daughter endows dews such a person with magical gifts and unlimited good luck. Among noted events and things that bear this mystical number are the Sev en Days' war , the great conflict for German supremacy , the seven church es of Asia , the seven sleepers of Ephe- BUS and the seven wonders of the world. American Queen. Them. The Busy Man Pleasant nnd Bore- eon are coming to visit mo next week. What shall I do with them ? I have so little time. The \VIs > Un Introduce Pleasants at n club and Boreson to n club. Now Orleans Times-Democrat. Ailvlue to the Widow. 'Widow ( tearfully ) Yes , my daugh ters are now my only resources. Friend Take my advice nnd husbanu your resources well. Princeton Tiger. On n Different Footing. "A man tint's got a fast hess , " said Uncle Eph'm. "don * keer how off'n he got to git shoes fur 'ha Hit' * Hlff'ruut If he's got a boy. " Chicago Tribune. A man's task Is always light If hU heart Is light-Wallace. Trlnka of Turin Cnfnnrn. Paris Is fu.l of counterfeit coins , and the cabmen make line of them qultn In. geiilottsly. You take a two frane llaero ride , and when you reach your hotel you In the generosity of your heart Klve the cabman ! l francs. You have Jusl got within the vestl bule when you notice the cabman has followed you , llo apologl/os , but the coin you have k'lven him Is bud. You look at It. Yc It Is bad. It Is nothing but n bit 01 lead , You are pretty certain In your mind thnt It Isn't the coin you gave the man - which In ninety-nine cases out of n hundred It Isn't but you don't care t haggle In a hotel corridor and bi > sub jeeted to the Ignominious glunetM ol other folks us a foreigner who give * poor French cab drivers bad money. So 50" take ( ho bit of lead and ghe u g ted coin. coin.Of Of course the cabman has changed the coin. You gave him a perfect l.\ good tjiroo franc piece at the slurt \\lilch he has In his pocket , and he lia , > bluffed you Into ulvlng him another it francs In exchange for a usolcs-i bit of le.id. To visitors to Paris let this be a warning. of Anliiinln unit .11111. It has been observed that If the tamed dog U taken back to the wild state be IOHOM Ids voleo. These "sound Ing voices" are produced In the animal throat In a way similar to human lan guage. but are not "voices" p'roper nor "languages" proper , and yet they are full of psychological expression and re veal the animal's psychic states. If we tickle a chimpanzee In the armpit , the touch produces a grin on the face slmt lar to ( hat of a man under like elreuni stances , llo also emits laiighterllke sounds. The same IH the ease with the ourang outang. The gorilla knits the brow when angry , just like men. \Vo often observe In apes a complete change In the facial muscles when MHiictlilng Is going to happen , be It nrreeable : or disagreeable. It Is so also with the child. In apes there Is evi dently the same connection between the facial muscles and vocal muscles as In nian. ChnriivU-r Hiillillnir. Character is the wool of honor from which a coat of mail can be woven that the swlflest arrow of shame or the keenest knife of disrepute cannot plerco. Kvcry thought that enters our mind , e\ery nut we do and eveiy weld we utter adds a link to the golden . luilii of clmiactor. The stroiinlh of a steam engine can be estimated to with in au ounce of Its limit , but It Is Im possible to iMtlmtito the force of a no ble character. The hardest hearts are softened und the most repulsive dispo sitions become fascinating. Our fail ures and our suct-osses help to form n reputation that may be destroyed b.\ an external force , but the destruction of a character can only be effected by some Internal force. Our Boys' Maga zine. Her IltMiPion. Dr. Porter had responded to n note left at his door by a farmer asking him to go as soon as possible to see his little boy , who had "a very bad cold. " The doctor took one look at the child and turned to the mother. "Don't you know your boy Is coming down with measles ? " ho asked se verely. "Yes , doctor , I knew ho was , " mild the woman. "Then what In the World did you menu by writing mo ho had 'a very bad cold ? ' " linked the doctor. The woman hesitated for n moment ; then , looking at her husband , she said , with sullen frankness , "Neither him nor mo knew how to spen measles. " A " .ml Ophelia. Patience Why , she geve the best rep resentation of Ophelia 1 ever saw. Patrice Indeed ! "Yes. You know Ophelia Is supposed to bo mad ? " "Yes. " "Well , there was n parly In one ol the boxes , and they talked loud enough to be heard all over the theater , and she .was tlio maddest Ophelia I ever saw In my life ! " Yonkers Statesman. HM Source of Information. Biicklot/ You don't mean to soy this Is the first you've hoard of It ? Subbubs Yes. Backlotz Why , It's the talk of the neighborhood. Subbubs Yes , but my wife Is away on a visit. lie \Vnn Moved. "Did the notes of a bird ever move you ? " asked the poetic girl. "Yes , " replied tlio young man. "I used to call on a young lady , and every tlmo the cuckoo announced the hour of It ) 1 went homo. " Chicago News. Cruxy In Moderation. Wife If I were to die , Phil , what would you do ? Phil I'd be most cra/y. Wife Would you marry again ? Phil No ; I wouldn't bo tbat crazy. Kansas City Independent. .Mean. Tess Jack proposed lost night and I accepted 1dm. Jess Did you , dear ? By the way , don't attempt to cut glass with that diamond , as I did , or you'll make an other nick In the stone. Kiirnlnhed a Dinner. The monkey lost his hold and fell In to the crocodile's waiting Jaws. tJvcn then his wits did not desert him. "I Just dropped In for dinner. " ho said , hlth an engaging smile. Ynlft Ilecord. The MnrkH of nenlun. "He bus the stamp of genius on his prow. " "Yes , Also the gloss of genius on his . oat. " Chicago Iteeord-IIernld. lln l.t.nttlii'N Ytiln Hunt , Pirn ! I > u < Inilllu was the most gal lant of bachelors nnd nhvnys openly tt ufcssed that he was quite unable to resist the wiles of ( he fair NCso much no that he had never been able to choose between them. On one occasion when he was "the lion" at n reception given by HOIIIO Intimate frlfiids In New Yoik the hostess in prosonlliiK him to one of her guests said : "Let me present you to Mrs. - . You must know her , Paul , bci-miso Hin dus Jusl written n book. " "A book , madam ! " Im exclaimed. "Then , Indeed , am 1 most delighted to meet her. 1 once made a book mjsell1. Mill what Is the title of your boolV" "The mime of It IH 'What One \Vorn an TbliiUs. ' " was the smiling iespouse. "Ah , Indeed , and most luli-rosllng ! 'What One \Voimiu Thinks ! ' " repeated the great explorer. And then , with a simulated e\elleinent , he added hastily : "Hill where cull 1 procure a copy of II ? 1 must him1 It nt once Immedlnle ly. All my life 1 luivo been trying In vain to Und out what women think , and If before I die I shall succeed In llml Ing out just what ono woman thinks I shall ( lien Indeed dlo content. " New York Times. Sure Itcnicil.t N. , | \ % a llnlili * . Kev. PiiHlor Mrs , Wnkcly lolls mil they Imvc u great deal of trouble In gel tint ; their baby to sleep. Mrs. Temple-I suppose II Is too young to take to church.-Stray Stories. IIUillN. PercyMy pupa owns a newspaper. Jlmiule-Dnt's nutblu' . 1 buy and sell sl\ty of 'cm every day ! New York Times. Did universal charily prevail earth would ho a heaven and bell a fable. Cotton. A Wretched Millionaire. The story Is told ol' the owner of several railroads who was unable to buy relief from the nnrveMwishing agony of neuralgia. It was an un likely ( alo. The sick man must Imvc known that Perry Davis' Painkiller would help him at once , as 11 has helped so many Ilionsambi of sull'cr- cra In the past sixty years , There In lint ono Painkiller , Perry Davis' . When the Chimney Is choked with soot , MIC lire lan guishes and goes out.Vhcn the bronchial tubes arc clogged with phlegm , the llamc of life Illclfcni. In- Vclllgcnt treatment with Allen's Lung llalsam brings up Ilio phlegm , nllays Inllammatlon , slops ( bo cough and pain In 'ilut client , anil , In a word , overcomes those torrlblo colds which If neglected soon becoino consump tion. Not Over-Wise. There IH an old allegorical picture of a girl scared at a grass hopper , but In the act of heedlessly treading on a Hiiako. This IH paralleled by the man who Hponds a largesum of money build ing a cyclone cellar , but neglects to provide his family with a hottlo of Cbamborlaln'H Colic , Cholera and Di arrhoea Homedy as a safeguard against bowel complaints , whoso vic tims outnumhor vhoso of the cyclone n hundred to one. This remedy Is everywhere rocognl/.ed as the most prompt anil reliable incdlclno In line for those diseases. For sale by Klo- Hau Drug Co. To Cure a Cold In One Day Take LnxatlvoHromoQuinine Tablets. All druggists rnfnnd the money If It fails to cure. 10.V. . Grove'H signature IH on each box. Iilic. Dysentery Cured Without the aid of a Doctor. "I am JiiHt up from a hard spell of the llux" ( dysentery ) says Mr. T. A. Pinner , a well known merchant of Drummond , Tonn. "I used ono small bottle of Chamberlain's Colic , Chol era nnd Diarrhoea Homedy and was cured without having a doctor. I consider It the best cholera inedlelno In the world. " There Is no need of employing a doctor when this rem edy Is used , for no doctor can pro scribe a better medicine for bowel complaint In any form either for chil dren or adults. It never falls and IH pleasant to take. For sale by Klesau Drug Co. When you feel constipated , have sour stomach or biliousness , try Berg's Sweet Laxative Chips. They do 'iho work. 10 and 25 cunts. For sale by Klosau Drug Co. In the Interest of Humanity. Chris Miller of Fremont , Neb , writes , "I have suffered from dys pepsia for more than 10 years. I was under the care of ft number of doc tors , made three trips away , and still no relief. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be ing recommended to mo by several who had used It , and as 'cho last straw 1 concluded to try It. After the llrst two or three doses I began to Improve and have taken seven bottles and feel llko a now man. I write you this In the Interest of humanity , hoping It may fall Into the hamlH of some sufferer - foror , and my prayer IH that they may secure the same benefit that I havo. " Sold by Klosau Drug Co. Boy Cured of Colic After Physician's Treatment had Failed. My boy when four years old was taken with colic and cramps In Ids stomach. I sent for the doctor and ho Injected morphine , but the child kept getting worse. I then K * vo him half a tcaspoonful of Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Hem- cdy , and in half an hour ho was sleep ing nnd soon recovered. F. L. Wll- kins , Shell Lake , Wis. Mr. Wilklns IH book-keeper for the Shell Lnko Lumber Co. For sale by Klesau Drug Co. Man-or-vlno Tablets. The nerve tonic for men nnd women. Build up the system and make you feel bright and cheerful. For solo by Klesau Drug Co. Mrs. Molllo AllenToT South Fork , Ky. , says she has prevented attacks of cholera morbus by taking Chnm- bcrlaln's Stomach and Liver Tablets PE-RU-NA NECESSARY JOJHE HOME. A r.rtlrr From < 'itiijr < iMiiinii AVlilto , of Nlirlll ( nliilliiiit HON. UKOIUM' ! II. WHITE , i'orpi llt'iiry ' White , o ( Tiirlioi ( i , N.O.vrlloH tliu fill In wliiKlnl torte to l > r. lliirliimii In regard to ( ho murltii of tlio urcnt. ciilurrli euro , IVriinn : Uo oprc-icilllillvrrt , \ViiHliliiKlou , J > Vb. ! , I ROD. I I'oriina Medicine f' < > . , CnlumbiiH , O.t ( luntlciimit - " I nm more than satis * tied with I'criina , ami flinl It to ha tut excellent remedy for the XT//I and ctt- tarrli. I have used It In my family timl they all Jnln mo In rccHinmcntHiig It as an excellent remedy. " Very respectfully , tleurxo II. White. Mrs. Nivnnlo Wnlliii'o , Tulnri' , Cul. , Vri'Hldoiit , of tlin Wt'Hlorn lluptlnt MlB- Hlonury Noolcly , wrlti'Ht 11 L eoiiHldur 1'onmiv tin Indispensable nrllulo In my niodlolno ohcst. It IH twenty modleliU'H In ono , mid IIIIH HO far uu rod every HloknoHH Hint bun boon In my homo for llvo yonrH. T coiiHldur It of Hpuulul viiltio to weakly wnmnn , an Id hulldmip Ilio Kmiorul liaalth , driven out ( HnoiiHO and keepri you In tlio bout of liunlth. " MrH. Niimilo Wiillaeo. If you do not derive prompt mid Halls- factory rcHiiltn from tlio IIHO of IVruim , wrlto ut once to Dr. llarliniin , nlvln a full Hliili'inenl , of yniir CIIHO anil lie will bo pleiiHcd loKivoyou bin valuable nd- VIsu nillM. Addri-HH Dr. Ilnrlinnn , Protddunt of Tim Jlartinaii .Sanitarium , Coluiiibun , Ohio. when Hlio felt mi ntt'iiek romliiK on. Hiirli attacks iir. ' uuiinlly raiiHod by IndlKi'stlon mid tlii'HO tublolH tire JiiHt Wlllll IH ' ' ' t ( ) ( ! | ( > illlMO llm HtomilCll and ward oil' ' .In ; approaching attack. AttnckH of lillloiiH colic imiy bu pro- vonleil In Ilui Hnmo way. For Hiilo by KIcHiiu DHIK Co. Tbcrc'o Many a Slip on tlio wet ground at I bin Vlmo of your , and many a nnro Hpol In con- H ( > ( | iionco. No amount of caution will Kiinrnntcoyou iiKiilriHt accldont. That IH why wo keep Perry Davis' Pain killer on hand vo rollovo tlio ache of hnilHcd flt'Hli , and nero , throbbing miiHclo. It has fdvon rollof to two KcncrntloiiH. Thorn IH but ono Paln- killor. Perry DavlH1. When you want a phyHlc that IH mild and gentle , oa y to take and cer tain to act , alwayn HKO Chainborlain'H Stomach and Liver TabletH. For sale by Klomtu Drug Co. "If I Could Got Rid of thlH abominable cold , " exclaimed the Hiifforer , when the end of a HptiHin of couKhltiK giivo him a chaonco to talk. The way out of trouble IH plain. Take Allen's hunj ; Ilnltmm before the morcllesH frlp of Vho cold IIUH fast ened upon your throat and lungs. Af ter a few doHos the coiiKh Is easier and loss frtjfiuont , and a complete cure Is but the question of n little time. How are your kidneys. ' It Is dan- porous to delay when the kidneys aio sick. Kidney-Jilts ! aie the most won derful cure for all kidney and buck- ache complaints. Try them. 25 cents. For sale by Klosnu Drug Co. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot-cnsp , n powder. It curea painful , emartlng , nervous fcot mid Ingrowing nalla.audin- RtniitljrtakrotlioBtliiKniitof cornsanJbunions It't tlio prcatcet comfort dlncovery of tlio ajje. llcn'i Foot-Hnnemnkes tight or iicw8lioe fctlea y. It IB a cerUIn euro for owcatlnc , callous nnd hot , tfrcd , ach- Ingfrct. TrylHotrtjSoldlivalldrucclstsandshoo storm , lly mull for We. In stamp * . Trial pnckaim FIIUK. Address , Allin S. Olnwted , Lo Hey , N. Y. NOW READY The Many Adventures of FOXY GRANDPA Including nil tlio merry plclnrpscon- tainod In tlie two volume * , entitled "Ailvmituros of Foxy Ornndim" nnd "iMirtliorAdventumiof Foxy Cirniul. ua. " Mr. 8chnltzoR.tld | to mo ono ilny at lunch : ' 'Uliat do von think of series of comlo ( IniwIiifBdoalinK witli M Kraml- duller HIH ! lil twORraml oi > b7" ' 'Let Ilio Krauilfat or bo the clover ono of tlio trio , In mom of tlio oilier CHHOS tlin youiiKfolk luive hccu mmirtor thati thdolil imople uiifii whom they nlnypd thlr JOKOH. I/ot n revrreo It. " Tim next morning lie came to my of- llco with sketches for hnlf n domn s rlec , and with tlio name "Foxy Grand pa" In his head. Tbe Hiirco8 of the scries In the. New York Hnrald was luHtaiitaiwoiic , for who lia not heard of "Foxy Grandpa" anil "UuunyT" Tlio jolly old pnntleman , dear to Brown people as well ns children , might almost bo called the Mr. Pickwick of comic pictures.KDWARD KDWARD MARSHALL. To Grandfathers Who Are Aud To 'I ho o Who Are To lie , I Merrily Dedicate This Hook. HUNNY. . .il8..1 P ° .8t.ll 0 P"1'1 on receipt of ONE UULLAU in currency or postal order ; no checks received , L. R. HAMERSLEY CO. 49 Wall Street , New York.