The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, August 14, 1903, Page 5, Image 5
TIIM NOKKOUC NKWS : KUIDAV , Al WST II , 1 ! ) ( ) UAAA * A DOG IN THE PROFESSION Ily Lovctl DC Wolfe COJII/7-I0M , 1POI , Ini T. 0. M > lime YTYTYVTYVYYTY7YVVYVYTYYT The cnll of Hftoon minutes had been plvcn long ago , anil .Iliiiiny must be tied up. Tlio girl who was going to bo nn actress looked doubtfully about tin1 small dressing room hi qui'st of nil Ini- movnblc piece of furnlluro. Jimmy had an Impetuous disposition which had not yet adapted Itself to the limita tions of the stage , and the girl felt that therein existed a bond of sympathy be tween them. She had reeelved her name of the "girl who was going to bo on actress" from the leading man. It was somewhat bin-prising , coming from him , tor the title was Mattering and Bounded clever , and the leading man , being a decided genius , was emphat ically the reverse of clever. The girl llnally concluded that the water faucet was the only thing In the. room to which she could safely attach the dog's chain , and she picked Jimmy up In her arms to explain the matter to him. She was Invariably courteous In her dealings with animals and the prompter , though nt t lines ofl'hand with others. "I'm afraid you won't like It , Jimmy , dear , " she said. "You never do like being tied , for some reason or other , and the worst of It Is that If you Jump nnd pull , as you generally do , you will turn on the water , and that will worry you , because you won't understand It. In many ways , Jimmy , you are a very human dog , you see. " She put him down gently and fastened the chain to his collar , while he licked her hand. "But I shan't be gone long , Jimmy , dear. This is a short act. and you can enjoy yourself thinking of how glad you'll be when I come back. " The girl fastened the other end of the chain to the faucet , and as she did so came the call of "Orchestra ! " Glanc ing at herself In the glass , she laughed. "I worship you. Jimmy , but 1 can't con scientiously say that you're a help when one's making up. " Jimmy stared up at her in wrapt ado ration as she gave her chin a saucy touch with the powder puff. This ac complished , she stooped and kissed him on the nose. Then she hurried out of the dressing room , forgetting with proper artistic negligence to pull the door to. The leading man was surveying the house through an eyehole in the cur tain. By and by lie came over to her. The leading man was Jimmy's owner , and when he remembered it the respon eibillty weighed on him. "Jimmy all right ? " he said in bis most imposing Mark Antony style. She looked up at him. She was ready for the rising of the curtain and was sitting in the approved ingenue fashion on a footstool in front of an electric light lire. "Quite safe , " ehc answered , "since ho Is tied to the water faucet. Hut he Is probably in a state of active rebellion by this time , having been alone fully five minutes. " The leading man nodded like Hamlet nt the skull , "Jimmy's a social being. " Then the orchestra began the curtain raiser , and he slipped into the wings. Ills entrance was not until later. The girl began to think of her first lines. for she opened the act. She also opened the next and was always afraid she would begin the play at the second. As the girl was standing on the plain deal side of a purling fountain during the second scene , listening for her cue , the villain came up to her. She knew the cue would be given in a moment and therefore did not wish to engage in conversation , so she smiled at him vaguely and not encouragingly. But It was no use , because he was not a pol ished villain , but a villain of the deep est dye. "I'll tell you a joke , " he whis pered. "Jimmy's loose ! " The girl lis tened for her cue no more. "What ? " The villain nodded. "Be funny , won't It , if he follows Penfleld on at his next entrance'It's / that tragic one of his. " The villain laughed a wicked laugh , twirled his black mustachlos and stalked away , his own entrance being from the other side. The girl looked around. There was no one near to search for Jimmy or get word to the leading man. The lat ter was on the stage , happily uncon scious of the Impending canine anti climax. Suddenly she realized that her cue was being given. She pulled herself together mentally and went on. During the scene her mind worked double. The only person she had to act with was the villain , and she knew It was useless to appeal to him. Her one hope lay In finding Jimmy during a flvo minutes' exit she had later , when she would reappear In hat and coat. Her scene with the villain never Bccmcd so long , and she made her exit with a more exuberant Hcnse of relief than even on the opening night , when every scene finished was bliss unspeak able. She came off on the left nnd rushed over to the leading man's dressing room , which was on the stage , but on the right side. The door was ajar , nnd the girl whistled. Then she called. "Jimmy , Jimmy , darling , " she mur mured begulllngly , but there followed no Impetuous rush of little paws , so she knew he was not there. She ran back across the stage , searching anx iously for the dog , and then upstairs to her own dressing room. She snatched up the hat and cape which she was to wear , nnd as she put the bat on and ran the hatpin through her balr continued to look bout for Jim my. No , lu1 TDK not theie , but the tlfiiiirs. . The jlil clinched her teeth angrily. Some one hud unfastened him. She run down again nnd stopped at her entrance door , and while slip lis tened lo see how far off her cue was she looked for the basket which she was to carry on. Yes , there was the basket , and her cue was easily three minutes away. The leading man had not yet begun his famous business of walking up the stage lu silence , Hing ing open the center doors and holding that position for the applause which always followed his plcturcsipie calls- thenlc effort. After this he would de liver a sentimental speech preparatory to the girl's entrance. She ran across behind the stage again. Jimmy might have wandered Into the property room , Props being n \ particular friend of his. The properly room , however , held nothing more In- | terestlng than Props himself , who was smoking a peaceful pipe , with his feet elevated against the sign , "No Smok ing Here. " Props had a sardonic sense of humor and no respect for the man ager of the house , who had had the sign placed there. On her way back the girl stopped fern n last despairing little whistle at the leading mini's door and as she did so noticed that all was still on the stage. The leading man must be yes , Just at that moment the doors were Hung open , and she could see him standing before the opening , Ids shoulders heaving with the agitation of high class melo dramatic emotion. The girl caught her breath tu alarm. As the applause came she started to cross behind the "road drop , " which backed the open doors. She would Just have time to reach her entrance , but as she turned she saw that another admirer of the leading man had seen him and that the grand catastrophe was at hand , for Jimmy was trotting from the other di rection straight toward the actor anil the sentimental speech was just begin ning ! The girl was back across the stage behind the "road drop" In a Hash. The leading man was pathetically declaim ing that life was not worth living and that he would seek death In a foreign clime by the very next steamer. Jimmy was already coming 'down the little passage formed by the drop and tin1 back of the set before the big doors were reached. She knew she could not call , for to do so effectively she would fie obliged to pitch her voice above the actor's. There was but one .way , and If she missed the dog ! She made a stop Into the passage and. setting down the basket , throw herself as quietly as possible at full length on the ground. She had not missed. She clutched Jimmy as his nose was with in four Inches of the door. And the next moment she realized what she had entirely forgotten that the speech was the last before her en trance and that her cue was near. With Jimmy locked In tightest am orous embrace she picked herself up and got round to her entrance. Al though she did not express her hopes In language , she had a conviction that Providence had selected some one to drop from the clouds and take Jimmy , now that she had so gloriously captured him. She slipped her basket on her arm and looked round wildly and as she did so observed that every one was on the stage but herself. Surely , sure ly some stray scene shifter would And then she heard her cue being giv en. The girl who was going to be an actress lifted the lid of her basket , thrust Jimmy In and walked on. The leading man saw her liberate Jimmy after the act , and so she had to tell him the story. He was furious with wrath of elaborate eloquence. Next night he cani'j to her again when she was sitting on her stool before the electric light lire and made the solemn announcement : "I've given Jimmy away. " The girl had loved Jimmy , but per haps It was for the best. "Poor little Jimmy ! " * he said softly. "I'm afraid a dog is out of place in the profession. " "Perhaps because there are so many of them there already , " said the leadIng - Ing man , his eyes shooting lightning In the direction of the villain. And the girl nodded. The curtain raiser was beginning. The leading man slipped into the wings. and the girl who was going to bo an ac tress began to think of her opening linos. l e Lecturer. In o certain village schoolroom last winter a lecturer from a neighboring town was holding forth on matters as tronomical. Ills audience was Inclined to be skep tical , and there was quite n llutter when the lecturer spoke of the distance between the earth and the moon. "That feller's a fulo , " whispered the village wiseacre to his next door neigh bor , "and Aw'll prove It when 'e's done spouting ! " Accordingly , when the lecture came to an end , the old villager rose to his feet nnd declared his Intention of "ax- Ing a quest-Ion. " "Very well , fire awayl" smiled the Iccurer. "Wot Aw wants to know Is , how fai ls It frae here to N. ? " mentioning the name of another little village at some distance. "Really , " gasped the lecturer , "I couldn't tell you. I've never been to N. " "Just sea ! " came the triumphant re tort. "Then boo inony tolmes has tu been to the moon ? " London Tit-Bits. Ilruthpr Mlllinp Not to Illume. Sister Durham Well , you've rend the list of conference appointments. How do you think you like Brother Mlllsap the young man that Is to preach for your church the coming year ? Sister MlddlctouI'vo got nothing against Brother Mlllflnp , but I don't like the bishop for sending him to us Detroit Free Tress. SAILOH ANt ) HORSE , lli vr ( lu > llrllrnl .Sen Cniilnln Mntlr n I'lirt'liiini * . In "lor [ M" Nine" Si-we'l ' 1'ord telln liov. a retired sen euptulli bought a horse. The sto-y IUIMAs one who In spects an unfamiliar object Captain Mean looked du/.edly at llaniaeles. At ( he same time UurnaclcM luHpccti l the captain. With bead lowered to knee level , with ears eocktd forward , nos trils sullltn and under Up twitching almost as If he meant to laugh. Itar naele.s eyed his prospective owner. Captain lleaii squirmed under ( lie pize of Itni'iiaeli'H' big , calm eye for a moment , and 'then shifted Ids position. "What In time does he want any way , JedV" demanded the capttnu. "Wants to git acquainted , that's all , cnp'n. Mighty Knowlif boss , he Is. Now , some bosses don't take notice of anything. They're Jest naturally dumb Then ag'lu you'll Hnd bosses that seem to Know every blamed word you say. Them's the kind of bosses that's wiith bavin' . " "S'poso he knows all the ropes , JedV" " 1 should say he did , cup'u. If there's anything that boss ain't done In Ida day , I don't know what 'tis. Noar'n I can Ibid out he's tried every kind of work , In or out of traces , that you could think of. " " .Must be some old by your tell , " sug gested the captain. "Sure his timbers are all sound ? " "Duiiiio 'bout Ids timbers , cap'n , but its for wind an' limb you won't Hnd a sounder boss of his age lu this county. Course I'm not sellln' him for a four- year-old. " Again Captain Hean tried to look critically at the white horse , but once more he met that calm , curious ga/.o , and the attempt was hardly a success However , the captain squinted solemn ly over llunmi'IcH' withers and re marked : "Yes , he has got some good lines , as you say. though you wouldn't hardly call him clipper built. Not much sheer for'ard an' a lectio too much aft , eh1 ( " At this criticism Jed snorted mirth fully. "Oh , 1 s'pose he's all right , " quickly added the captain. "Fact Is I ain't never paid much attention to horses , belli' on the water so mi. , li. You're sure he'll mind his helm , JedV" "Oh. he'll go where you p'lnt him. " "Won't drag anchor , will lieV" "Stand all day if you'll let him. " "Well , Jed , I'm ready to sign arti cles , I guess. " ORIGIN OF OLD SAYINGS. The Honeymoon. For thirty days after a wedding the ancient Teutons bad a custom of drinking a mead made of honey. i The Bridegroom. In primitive timo.l the newly wedded man had to wait 1 upon his bride and the guests on hh wedding day. Ho was their groom. Sirloin of lU'of.-King Charles I. . beIng - Ing greatly pleased with a roast loin of beef set before him , declared It "good enough to be knighted. " It has over since boon called Sir Loin. A Spinster. Women were prohibited from marrying In olden times until they had spun a full stt of bed fur nishings on the spinning wheel ; hence , till married , they were spinsters. Cabal. This word was coined In Charles ll.'s reign and applied to his cabinet council. It was made out of the Initials of their names , which were : Clifford. Arlington , Buckingham , Ash ley , Laudordalo. Seiitiillnnvlnii Cnrvlimr. From earliest times carving has re ceived great attention In Scandinavia. One sees evidence of tills In many Swe dish churches , both In wood and stone , dating back many centuries. In Stockholm helm are many to be found , now safe ly cared for In a well known museum. Some of these northern churches , nota bly those of Borgund and Hltterdal. are quite covered with such quaint or namentation. Beyond such public ex pression of painstaking labor ono may BCC In almost any comfortably furnish ed house wooden forks , spoons , salt boxes and platters , but still more at tracting attention are huge wooden tankards , and these will often bear close study both In design and In exe cution. Hoil Finnnil Currency. A Scotch missionary to a group of Bmall Islands In the south Paclllc a great many years ago found bits of red ilnnncl circulating as money. This cur rency came to them In a curious man ner. The body of a shipwrecked sailor had drifted ashore , and to the untu tored savages , who bud never before scon clothing of any kind , his red Han- nol shirt was an object of wonder and admiration. By common consent they cut the garment Into small pieces , which thenceforth became the curren cy of the Island. Small Illtn of Colil. Gold Is so very tenacious that a plcco of It drawn Into wire one-twentieth of nn Inch In diameter will sustain a weight of fiOO pounds without break ing. Its malleability Is so great that n single grain may bo divided Into 2,000,000 parts and a cubic Inch Into 0,5 : > 3.8Uf20 ! ; parts , each of which maybe bo distinctly seen by the naked eye. The I'll ii of It. A young man writes to me : "Is It proper to kiss a young lady to whom you are engaged If she says you mustn't ? " "No , sir. It Is decidedly Improper. That's half the fun of lt.-Brooklyn Eagle. Qnlte Student What Is pessimism ? Philosopher The faith of cowards. "Then what IH optimism ? " "Tho faith of fools. " New York Weekly. THOUSANDS OF FAIR WOMEN HERALD PRAISES FOR PE = RU = NA. [ Cainrrhal Dyspepsia and Nervous Prostration Makes Invalids of More Women Than All Other Diseases Combined. ) Florence Allan Systemic catarrh cniiRCfl nervousness , poor appntlto , 11 rod feelings. Pcrtinu euros catarrh wherever located. MTTKUS : FHOM WOMKN. J\IIm \ Anna 1'roM'olt'n T.Htor. MlRB Anna Present ! , Ill letter from 2Hi South Mo von th street , Minneapolis , Minn. , writuM : " / was completely used up last tall , my appetite hud failed and I felt weak and tired all the time. My drug gist advised mo to try Pcruna and the relief I experienced after taking one bottle ir s truly wonderful. " 1 continued Its use for five weeks , and am glad tf say that my complete rcHtonstlon to health was a happy surprise to myself as well as to my Mends. " Anna Prcscott. Don't IMny II y in iii ill Ki-u. Any woman who takes a sea v oagi flhould be careful not to play or sing hymns aboard ship except at the regu lar Sunday morning service. Sailors think singing hymim at any oilier time Is bound to bring bad luck. It Is as bad. they say , as having a parson aboard , which Is reckoned a sure sign that the ship will go to "DavJones' locker. " . _ l nvi-liir | * In tli - KlKliloriilli Century Envelopes are supposed to be qult < * > modern , but In the Kirch manuscrlpti In the Ifrltlsli museum , No.I l.'t.'i 10. there Is a letter from .Martin Trlewali to Sir Hans Sloane. dated Stockholm , April til. l"r fi. Inclosed In an ordinary envelope , which Is opened out and mounted at the end of the letter. Notes and Queries. If tlogs could speak they would have something to say about the fool names that women give them. New York Mall and KxpresH. Did It ever occur to you that the soles of your shoeii go awfully fast after the llrst break occurs ? A man la like a pair of holes In that respect.-- Atchison ( ilobe. A Wretched Millionaire. The story is told of the owner of several railroads who was iiimhln to buy relief from the n < > rveHwis , .lng agony of ncMiralgia. It was an un likely tale. The sick man must have known that Perry Davis' Painkiller would help him at once , as ! t has helped so many thousands of suffer ers In the past sixty years. There Is but one Painkiller , Perry Davis' . In the Interest of Humanity. Chris Miller of Fremont. Neb , writes , "I have suffered from dys pepsia for more than 10 years. I was under the care of a number of doc tors , mudo throe tripit away , and still no relief. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure be ing recommended to mo by several who had used It , and asi vho last straw 1 concluded to try It. After the llrst two or three doses I began to Improve and have taken seven bottles and feel like a now man. I write you this In the IntorosY of humanity , hoping It may fall Into the hands of some suf ferer , and my prayer Is that they may secure the same benellt that I havo. " Sold by Kiesavi Drug Co. When the Chimney Is choked with soot , vho fire lan guishes and goes out. When the bronchial tubes are clogged with phlegm , the llamo of Hfo dickers. In telligent treatment with Allen's Lung Balsam brings up the phlegm , allays inllammatlon , stops the cough and pain In 'tho chest and , In a word , overcomes those terrible colds which If neglected soon become consump tion. Not Over-Wise. There IB an old allegorical picture of a girl scared at a grass hopper , hut In the act of heedlessly treading on a snake. This Is paralleled by tuo man Po-ru-im it Trim I'rlimd to AVnuiitii , MiHH I'Moronce. ' Allan , a hi'iiuUftil Chicago cage girl , writes the following from 7."i Walton Plnoo : "As a lunlo for a worn out system , Pcninii stands at. I ho bend In my enll- miiUon. Its effects ) are truly wonderful In rejuvenating the unllro oyHleni. I keep it , on band all the lime , and novur hnvo that , ' tired fcollng , ' an a few doses always makes mo foul like a different woman. " J'Moronco Allan. Pcruna will bo found to effect an 1m- mcdlalo and lasting euro In nil cases of systemic catarrh. It actH quickly and buneflclallyon thodlnoased mucous mom- hnuii'H , and with healthy mucous mem branes the cuturrh can no longer exist. who spends a largesiini of money buildIng - Ing a cyclone cellar , hut neglect to provide his family with a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera ami Di arrhoea Hemi'dy as a safeguard against bowel complaints , whose vic tims outnumber ' .hose of the cyclone a hundred to one. This romeily Is everywlie.-e recognized as the most prompt and reliable medicine in use I'm llie e diseases. For sale by Kin sail Drug Co. To Cure a Cold In One Dny Take Laxative ItromoQuinluo Tablets. All druggists refund the money if It falls to cure 15. W. fJmvo'H slgnaM.ro Is on each box. Uie. ! Dycentery Cured Without the aid of n Doctor. "I am just up Irom a hard spell of the llux" ( dysentery ) says Mr. T. A. Pinner , a well known merchant of Druminond , Tonn. "I used one small bottle of Chamberlain's Colic , Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy and was cured ' wivhout having a doctor. I consider it the best cholera medicine In the world. " There is no need of employing a doctor when this rem edy Is used , for no doctor can pro scribe a better medicine for bowel complaint in any form either for chil dren or adults. It never falls and Is pleasant to take. For sale by Kiesaii Drug Co. When you feel constipated , have sour stomach or biliousness , tr/ Hern's Sweet Laxative Chips. They do vho work. 10 and U5 cents. For sale by Kiesau Drug Co. Boy Cured of Colic After Physician's Treatment had Failed. My boy when four years old was taken with colic and cramps In his stomach. 1 sent for the doctor and ho injected morphine , but the child kept getting worse. 1 then gave him half a tcasp.-ionful of Chamberlain's Colic , Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem edy , and In half aft hour ho was sleep ing and soon recovered. F. L. Wilkins - kins , Shell Lake. WIs. Mr. Wllklns is book-keeper for the Shell Lake Lumber Co. For sale by Kiesau Drug Co. Man-ot-vlno Tablets. The ner\o tonic for man and women , llulld up the system and make yon feel bright and cheerful. For sale by Kiesau Drug Co. Mrs. Alolllo Allen , of South Fork. Ky. , says she has prevented a'itacks of cholera morbus by .taking Cham berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets when she felt an attack coming on. Such attacks are usually caused by Indigestion and these tablets are Just what Is needed to cleanse the stomach and ward off vho approaching attack. Attacks of bilious colic may bo pre vented In the sAino way. For sale by Kiesau Drug Co. There's Many a Slip on the wet ground at this vlmo of year , and many a sore spot In con sequence. No amount of caution will guarantee you against accident. That IVrtmn Mnltim Vim Fucil T.thnnTinw IVirion. Miss Marie Coals , u popular young wo man of Applnlon , WIs , , and PivflUnntof the Applctoil Young L.'ldles'Club.wrltcH : "When that languid , tired feeling ; eonieH over you , and your fond no longer tastes good , and small annoyances Irrl- tate you , Peruna will miiko you fool llku another person Inside of a week. " I have now used 11 for three seasons , and find It very valuable ami elllcucl- OIIH. " Miss Marie Coats. If you donoldcrlvo prompt and satis factory results from the UHO of Puriinn willo iiLonco to Dr. Harllnan , giving a full statement of your case , and ho will bo pleased to give you his valuable ad- vlco grails. Addrenrt Dr. Ilartmiiu , President oC Thu IlurtmuiiKunltarlum , Columbia * , O , Is why we keep Perry Davis' Pain killer on hand ' , o relieve the ache of bruised llesh , and sore , throbbing muscle. It has given relief to two generations. There is but ono Pain killer , Perry Davis' . When you want a physic that I * * mild and gentle , easy to lake and cer tain to act , always use Chamberlain's Ktomach and Liver Tablets. For sale by Kiosau Drug Co. "If I Could Get Rid of this abominable cold , " exclaimed the Hiilferor , when the end of a spasm of coughing gave him a chaonce to talk. The way out of trouble is plain. Take Allen's Lung Balsam before the * merciless grip of vhe cold has fast ened upon your throat and lungs. Af ter a few doses the cough Is easier and less frequent , and u complete cure Is but the question of a little time. How are your kidneys. ' It Is dan gerous to delay when the kldnoys aie > sick. Kidney-UtU s are the most won derful cure for all kidney and hack- ache complaints. Try them. 25 cents. For sale by Kiesau Drug Co. LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES one size smaller after using Allen's Foot-Ease , a powder tu bu clmkcn hito ilic shoes. U makes tighter or new uliota feel enty ; gives iuxtant relief to corn * ami Illinium. It's tliu r iti-st comfort discovery of lliuaue. ( . 'arcs ami prevents N < > Ilen feet , blisters , ciilloim and pure spots. AlH-ii'i ) l-'oot-Ka u is u cer tain euro for suf-ntiug , h t , aclinic feet. At all ( IriigKlfltaaml nine Btnre , tt ic. Trml imrkncc FHKB by mail. Addrces , Allen S. OliaatcdLoluy , N. Y. NOW HEADY The Many Adventures of FOXY GRANDPA Including nil thomnrry pictnrrecon- tHiNc-il in the tun rohunefi , entitlfil "Aihi'iiliiras nf Foxy ( iriiiut | > n" ami "FurtherAclvi'iiturc-Hof Koxy Grand- pa. " Mr. tfcliiilt/o [ t. ii to IHO ono day nt lunch : " \\liiudn\oii think of a ttjrles of comic ilrnwuiKB dealing with 11 Krantl- father HIU | lu two KfHiiiltonsT" "Lot Mm Brandfut' orlio the clover one nfthutrio , In moot of the other cutea thn yoiuiK folk Imvo IHMHI smarter tlmit the olil txMipln uix'iihom ' they plajed , tliMr joke * . I t IOVITSO it. " ' The nnxt morning ho cnmn to my of- llco with sketches for hnlf dozen eerlex , nnditli the name "Foxy Qraod- IIH" in his head. The iicci > H of the series iu the New York Herald WIIB InHtiuitsuooiis , for who | ' B not heard of "Foxy Qrauilim" and "UunnyT" The jolly old Kcntloman , dear to Krowu people aa well ns children , might almost ho CHllml the Mr , 1'ickv.lck of comic pictures. pictures.EDWARD MAliSHALL. To Grandfathers Who Are And To Those Who Are To He , I Merrily Dedicate This Hook. "DONNY. " Sent postage paid on receipt of ONE DOL1.AU in currency or postal order ; no checks recelvtx ) , L. R. HAMERSLEY CO. 49 Wall Street , New York.