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Conductor Wilson of the "Klectrlc
( Flush , " a term applied In kindly do-
rlolou to the passenger train on thu
.Gooso river branch of a cortnlu grout
( western railway , WUH culled upon ono
morning to apologize In behalf of bin
engineer , and IIH ! apology , from end to
end , Including stops and slowdown
iin the Hnylng In , wan. not entirely do-
.void of entertaining featured.
"Tho truth of the mutter IH , " mild he ,
addressing the principal kicker , a trav
eling salesman from Milwaukee , "that
there's only one man on earth who un
derstands the teakettle that wo um > In
place of a real locomotive on thin line ,
and bin name's Hill Carver. Mill knows
her from the track up. He given her a
put here and a Jab there , and HIO ! net
tles down to her puces like un old fam
ily horse. Hut let a new man luke
lier , and she either gets on to her hind
logs and goes crazy or else Hhe sulks
mid won't go at all worth mentioning.
She's sulking this morning. "
"I should think so ! " growled the Mil
waukee man , looking at his watch.
"We're forty minutes late now , and I'll
mips my train on the other roud.
Where Is Carver , anyway ? What do
they let him go away for without tak
ing his bunged old steam pot with
him ? "
"He's at Geneva Lake by this time , "
replied the conductor. "He cumo down
iwith us lust night , llo's on his wed
ding trip. By George ! You wouldn't
have known him , togged out as he was
In the regulation black , with his hands
In kid gloves and his feet In patent
leathers. He could hardly drug his
KU7.o away from his bride long enough
to recognize the teakettle ; that's a fact.
Ho was simply soaked full of love or
( whatever It Is , and he was purring like
R kitten. I'd never have believed It of
him , for of all the mean things 1 ever
heard any one Buy about women as a
BOX and about marrlagu as an Institu
tion he'd oak ! the meanest , lie never
hud any patience with Idiots who re
pose confidence In petticoats. He said
women were all false as hades und
foolish as barnyard fowls. He was
married to his ridiculous old engine , ho
IWIIB , and ho never wanted anything
better In this world , Of course wu mar
ried fellows knew when ho spouted
that sort of stuff that he'd been dis
appointed in some love affair and that
he didn't really mean all ho thought
he meant , but none of us was ever able
to pump him out. So we Just laughed
lit him and told him that sooner or
later he'd meet something In petticoats
that would jerk him over the line and
Into the roundhouse as a mogul jerks
a sick switch engine. It made him
snort to tell him that , but it's precisely
.what happened. If 1 ever saw a man
who'd lost the last vestige of his pow
er of resistance , it was him last night.
He was coal In the scoop of the tire-
man , nothing else. "
"IIow did it happen ? " asked the Mil
waukee man , glancing uguln at Ills
watch and settling resignedly into his
Bent.
"Well , as near as I can make out
from what I was told at Whlpplevlllo
yesterday by n chap who lives next
door to Bill's bride's folks up at Correy'
Center It was mostly Bill's fault that
he didn't get spliced long ago Instead
of going away in a hull' and turning
himself into n make believe woman
Later. The girl liked him all right , but
she was like most glrla she didn't like
to seem too easy. Bill might have un
derstood her if he hadn't been so lack
ing in ordinary what do you call It ?
perspicuity , lie slzeu up a woman just
as he did an engine. He expected defi
nite results. When he pulled the throt
tle , he expected her to go , and when
ho put on the air ho expected her to
stop , and when she didn't do these
things he got mad. Furthermore , he
gave the girl to understand plain enough
that he was dead gone on her , and that
! wus another mistake. He's fair , square
nnd nbovebourd , Bill is , and lie has
mighty little patience with any one
who tries to take advantage of him.
lie's no fish to be played on a string , lie
Bays.
"Now , there never was a healthy girl ,
I suppose , who wouldn't play with a
chap after she was sure she had him
hooked. It's the nature of 'em. And
this girl did things just to make Hill
mad. She flirted with other fellows ,
and she had little spells of false agony ,
when she made him think he'd done
something she didn't like and wouldn't
tell him what it was , nnd she twitted
him on his looks , which aren't specially
handsome , und altogether she curried
on In a way to drive an honest man to
desperation , although most men In Bill's
place would have brought her up with
a round turn. And at lust , one night
four years ago , Bill reached the limit ,
and for about an hour he read the riot
act to her. He was like a life or dcatli
special on u new truck simply shut his
eyes and made her run. Then when
he'd got through he slummed his hat
over his eyes und bolted , never looking
at the girl. I'll bet $0 she was holding
out her hands to him and trying to get
her talk pipe to work. A woman can
tell usually when she's gone too far ,
and almost always she'll come down
from her perch peaceably enough if
Bhe's given the right sort of a chance.
"He didn't go back to Correy Center
after that until about two weeks ago.
lie wouldn't have gone then only that
his mother was sick and wanted to see
him before she reached the end of her
run. So he gut a ten days' lay off and
u t bin teuth together as If he WUH go-
lug lute u den of llous or a baby show
; i
or something llko thai und went. The
old lady was better when he got there.
Within a week she was silting up , and
Hill's e.wiso for staying In the house
with her were pretty thin. Ho saw
the girl go pust several times und he
noticed that she. looked In with an ex
pression on her face thut resembled
anxiety , but It never occurred to him
that slio was so anxious to make up
with him that she couldn't eat nor
sleep. And I expect he'd have gone
buck to his denr old teakettle without
finding It out If It hadn't been for an
accident.
"Ho WUR standing In front of the vil
lage postolllce one morning , waiting
for tlio mall to ho distributed. Ho wan
keeping his eye peeled for the girl. Ho
didn't want to meet her. He WUH
afraid. He reasoned that It could done
no good and would bo confoundedly
oniburrusHlng. Ho never curries a
fulfil ) face with him , Hill doesn't. And
then , lee , he wasn't absolutely sure of
himself. Ho knew down deep In his
steam client that ho had about as much
affection for the girl as he'd over hud ,
nnd he rather suspicions ! that If lie
met her face to face ho'il miike three
or four kinds of fool of himself. He
could Bee her house from whore ho
stood-n pretty place In a regular snarl
of roses and honeysuckles and llowcr
s , and I've a notion that he looked
at It with something of longing and
regret. It was only natural that ho
should.
"Well , while he was standing there
an old friend of his came up on horse-
buck und nsked him If ho wouldn't do
i favor for him. Ho wanted Bill to
: ako the horse home. Some business
md unexpectedly claimed his Immedi
ate attention , and he didn't like to
euvo the horse standing on the street
fie thought Bill might llko a ride any-
way. Of course Bill said he would.
Ho didn't know any moro about riding
horseback than a woodchuck knows
of dairying , but he never hesitated to
accommodate n friend. lie got his
nail und climbed Into the saddle and
n less than three minutes something
was doing In his vicinity. The horse
was a spirited beast , with a habit of
Bhylng at everything which seemed to
offer an excuse for It , and every time
he shied Bill stuck lu his heels , and
n-cry time Bill stuck In his heels the
least took It as an Invitation to make
speed. Half way down the street ho
was galloping right merrily. A little
further and ho was giving a tolerably
correct Imitation of Garry Ilerrnmn ,
and Bill was bouncing like a rubber
ball. He said 'Whoa , ' but It didn't
seem to have any effect. Ills mall ,
which he hud tucked under his arm ,
was scattered broadcast.
"It dawned on Bill presently that he
was being run away with , but he didn't
lose his head. Bill never loses his head.
Said he to himself , 'I've got to shut off
steam. ' And he stretched himself on
the beust's neck , reaching for the nose ,
and he got a grip on it , nnd the first
thing that horse knew he couldn't
breathe , and something was on his
neck , for Bill had bounced clean over
the shoulders , and ho stopped dead ,
stiff legged as a suwhorse.
"But Bill didn't stop not at once ,
lie went on , and ho landed plump on a
pansy bed In the yard at the end of the
street , and when lie opened his eyes he
was looking square Into the face of the
girl , who had been sitting under a tree
reading. Neither spoke for a moment.
The girl's color came and went , and
Bill's breath did likewise , but pretty
soon the girl's wits , which were lu
working order , it seems , asserted them
selves. 'Oh , Will , ' she said , 'I'm so
glad you've come back to me ! '
"Bill raised himself on his elbow lu a'
dazed sort of way and tried to Bay
something , but his breath wasn't quite
equal to It. And the girl went down on
her knees and wrapped her arms about
him. 'So glad , dear ! ' she murmured.
"They got married. That's all , there
was to it And we're doing the b st wo
can till they get back from their honey
moon trln. "
The semblance of a sinlle appeared
upon the Milwaukee man's face. "I
suppose that under the circumstances
we'll have to forgive him , " ho said.
"But , by Jingo , I'm sorry we're going
to miss connections at Whlpperville.
I'm to be married myself tonight if I
can get to Carllnsburg. "
"Pshaw ! " said the conductor. "You
don't say ? " Then he chuckled. "Guess
you'll have to go horseback , won't
you ? "
' 'Not on your silver plated punch ! "
replied the Milwaukee man decidedly.
Ola Drlilal Cu-toiim.
There used to be a custom of strew
ing flowers before the bridal couples us
they went to the church and from the
church to the house.
Suppose the way with fragrant herbs were
strcwtnK.
All things were ready , wo to the church
were going.
And now UUIHKISO the priest had joined
our hands-
Is a quaint old verso that refers to this
custom. The Persians introduce n tree
ot their mnrriugo feiists laden with
fruit , and it is the place of the guests
to try to pluck this without the bride-
Broom observing. If successful , they
must present the bridal couple with a
gift a hundred times the value of the
object removed. In Tuscany brides
wear Jasmine wreaths , and there is a
legend that a once reigning grand duke ,
who nt great expense procured this
llowcr for his own particular garden ,
gave orders to Uls gardener not to part
with any flowers or clippings , but the
gardener , who was in love , took a sprig
to his sweetheart us u gift She , being
shrewd , planted it and raised from It
several small plants which she sold to
the duke's envious neighbors at a great
price. In a short time she had saved
sutllclcnt money to enable her lover and
herself to marry and start housekeep
ing , nnd so the Tuscans have a saying
that "tho girl worthy of weurlng the
Jasmine wreath Is rich enough to make
her husband happy. "
'ft *
The TriiniiiiM Mluil ,
Who does not li/vi1 a ininiiill | heart o
BWeot tempered , bJlunced life ? It does
not iniittur whether It ruins or Bhlneu
of what misfortunes come to UIOHO pos
sessing these hloiMliiKH , for they nro al
ways sweet , serene anil calm ,
Tlmt exquisite polno of character
vvhlcli wo unit serenity IH ( lie h'st lesson
of culture ; It IH ( flowering of life ,
till ) frUltagO Of till ! HOIll.
It IH IIH precious an wisdom , more
to bo desired thnn gold yea , than oven
line gold. How content- ] tie mere
money wealth looltH In comparison
with a hcrciio life a llfu which dwells
lu tlio ocotin of truth , beneath the
waves , beyond the reach of tempests ,
In the eternnl calinl
How many people wo know who
sour their I IVOR , who ruin all Hint IB
sweet and beautiful by explosive torn-
pcre , who destroy their poise of charac
ter by bad blood ! In fact It is a fines *
Ion whether the great majority of peo-
> le do not ruin their HVCH and mar
holr happiness by lack of self control ,
low few tropic wo meet In Ilfo where
ro well balanced , who hnvo that ox-
qulslfo polso which Ifl characteristic of
ho finished characterl Success.
Tnklnw n Chance.
lie looked happy enough as ho
walked up to the postofllco box , set a
huge bundle on the lloor and began
uklnff pretty square envelopes thcre-
tom , dropping them by twos and
hrccs into Uio box.
"Big lot of letters , " remarked the
lollcemun. "Nlco day too. "
"Letters ! " Bald the happy man. "My
dear fellow , thcso nro not letters.
They arc wedding Invitations. "
A Btcrn look came over the face of
ho hitherto friendly policeman.
"My friend , " ho said , "I aia sorry to
disturb you , but I must do my duty.
Como with me. "
"Arrested ? "
"Yes. "
"On what charge , sir ? This Is an
outrage. "
"Not at all. You.laro advertising a
lottery through the post"
The man went along. Kansas City
Independent.
The Dabble Ilcputatlon.
The Governor Colonel , don't you
know Judge Blank ? Shake hands with
him.
him.Tho
The Colonel Ah , you nro Judge
Blank of Blankvlllc ?
The Judge Yes ; Blankvlllo Is my
home.
The Colonel Of course I know you
by reputation then.
The Governor Colonel , don't you
know It always makes mo feel mighty
uncomfortable when a man says that
about mo that he knows mo by repu
tation ?
The Colonel IIow Is that , governor ?
Why should It make you feel uncom
fortable ?
The Governor Because , by jingo , I
always wonder which reputation ho
means.
A Simple Sjratcm.
Teacher In what year was the battle -
tlo of Waterloo fought ?
Pupil I don't know.
Teacher It's simple enough If you
only would learn how to cultivate arti
ficial memory. Remember the twelve
apostles. Add half that number to
them. That's eighteen. Multiply that
by 100. That's 1,800. Take the twelve
apostles again. Add a quarter of their
number to them. That's fifteen. Add
what you've got That's 1,815. That's
the date. Quito simple , you see , to re
member dates If you will only adopt
my system.
, Mnklna : Sure.
This hunting story comes from Scot
land : When the beaters came out of
the covert , one of the guns said to the
keeper , "Havo you got all your beaters
out ? "
"Aye , " said the man , astonished.
"Aro you sure ? Have- you counted
them ? "
"Counted them ? " said the keeper.
"Aye , they're all right"
"Then , " said the shooter , with a sigh
of sonic relief , "I have shot a roe. "
The Spitting Snake.
A snake found lu Africa Is called the
spitting snake by the Boers. It is be
tween two and three feet long and Is
especially bold and active , readily at
tacking every one who approaches It
In confinement It is very savage , openIng -
Ing Its mouth and erecting its fangs ,
from which the poison may be often
observed to drop and even sometimes
to be forcibly ejected ; whence the
name given It by the Boers.
Sources of Aluohul.
Some terribly potent liquors , it is said ,
can be distilled from the Innocent lookIng -
Ing banana and also from the milk of
the -cocoanut The Japanese make n
beverage from plums and from the
flowers of the mothcrwort and the
> each. The Chinese produce several
qualities of spirit from rice and peas ,
all of them intoxicating , besides which
they can make an alcoholic drink from
mutton.
Slime Old Thlnir.
Tom Did you call on that pretty tel
ephone girl ?
Dick Yes , but I guess there was
another fellow there ahead of me , or
maybe it was only force of habit
Tom IIow do you mean ?
Dick My card came buck with the
message : "Busy. Please call again. "
Philadelphia Press. .
George.
She had been shopping , and he was
naturally disturbed.
"I hope you didn't spend much mon
ey while you were downtown today , "
he remarked.
"Not a cent except car fare , George , "
she answered reassuringly , "I had ev
erything charged. " Chicago Post
The biggest
Little Thing
measured by the amount of nutritive value it contains ,
is the fresh soda cracker. Many people think a
cracker an insignificant and easy thing to make yet
no one ever succeeded in reaching perfection until
Unaeda Biscuit were introduced. To maintain
the quality of Unoeda Biscuit : requires the best of
everything wheat , flour , baker , and bakery.
Un@Odd Biscuit furnishes every element neces
sary to bodily vigor ; and , above all , they are fresh and
clean. This is due to the Jn-er-seal Package the
package with red and white seal which protects
them from the air , moisture , dust , and other things
not best to mention. There's a world of worry , work ,
skill and care in making a soda cracker like
NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANV
Ton * of Food l'"or the Atlantic.
, Commenting on the tremendous
amount of food consumed on the aver
age Atlantic liner nowadays , a writer
In the Springfield Republican says : "At
8 comes the monumental breakfast ; at
11 the deck steward fills up the coma
tose figures In the morgue with their
beef tea from those thick , obese Eng
lish cups ; at 1 the magnanimous lunch-
con ; nt ft the sleepers assaulted by the
dock steward again ; nt 7 the awesome
English dinner ; at 0:30 : a trifling lunch
to ballast you for bed. Besides this bar
baric mounds of sandwiches , olives ,
cheese , crackers , perpetually stare you
in the face In the smoking room. Food ,
food , food ; the sight and smell of It
pursue the unwilling stomach in every
corner of the plute ; food tasted , wasted - '
ed , thrown away. There is ono port
hole on the steerage deck , from the
galley apparently , which belches It
forth In a continuous stream half
loves of bread , great remnants of meat ;
wo have left a trail of it across the At
lantic. If some one would only esti
mate the tons of wasted food which
are annually thrown into the Atlantic
or could calculate how much cheaper
these Bteamshlp companies could give
us our travel if they substituted plain ,
Belf respecting fare for this gilded glut
tony , It would certainly be Interesting
and worth while.
Tbe Guillotine and Its Inventor.
Ono of the most widely disseminated
of popular errors Is that Dr. Gulllotln
Invented the grim machine which still
bears the name. The real Inventor of
this sinister contrivance was Dr.
Louis , a well kuowir medical man and
permanent secretary of the Parisian
School of Medicine , or Academic de
Aieuicmc.
Dr. Gulllotln , who died in 1814 , ener
getically but vainly protested against
the use of his name In connection with
this disagreeable subject an evidence ,
if ono were wanted , of the great diffi
culty Uiere is of correcting a popular
error. Needless to say that the legend
that Dr. Gulllotln was among the vic
tims of his friend's ingenious and mer
ciful Instrument ot destruction is
wholly apocryphal. lie died at a good
old age and in his bed , surrounded by
his children , who , however , obtained
permission to change their name.
Ontwnrd ShortIn Ituly.
All over Italy social life is character
ized by a great love of outward show.
Here is an anecdote which Mr. Luigl
Vllla'rl relates In "Italian Life In Town
and Country" to Illustrate this national
feeling :
An American gentleman who was
spending the winter in Naples had
taken a fiat in a pulazzo , the first floor
of which was occupied by a noble fam
ily in somewhat reduced circum
stances. He noticed to his surprise that
every day he met a servant going up
or down the Btalrs carrying n pair of
carriage doors. At last the mystery
wa6 explained. The said noble family
shared a carriage with some other people
ple , but each had its own doors with
the family coat of arms , to make their
friends bellevo that they both had
carriages.
Didn't Work.
First Suburbanite I hear that neigh
bor of yours adopted that hired girl of
his so as to get her to stay with the
family.
Second Suburbanite Yes , and now
tils adopted daughter wants to stay lu
the parlor and play the piano all day
and let her mother do the housework.
Judge.
Titanium is the hardest metal. It
looks llko copper , but will scratch rock
crystal.
THE SAUERKRAUT PEDDLER ;
A Character Common to the German
Section of New York.
The regular and popular visitor to
the German inns and taverns of the
cast side Is the sauerkraut man. Ho
brings his calling with him from the
oM vtnvtrg tp& Qp&t. o I&JXQ profitable
field In New York than In Berlin or
Hamburg. His equipment Is quite cu
rious. He wears a blue or white apron
running from his neck nearly to the
ankles , and from his shoulders is sus
pended a circular metal box which
goes half around his waist It has
three largo compartments , two of
which are surrounded by hot water.
In ono are well cooked frankfurter
sausages and in the other thoroughly
boiled sauerkraut In the third com
partment is potato salad. Ho carries in
his hand a basket in which are small
plates and steel forks. One sausage
nnd a generous spoonful of sauerkraut
nnd iotato salad cost 5 cents. All three
articles are of good quality , well
cooked and seasoned. He finds his best
customers in the bowling alleys , where
the exertion demanded by the game
produces large appetites. Next to these
are the taverns which do not supply
food with their drink. Last of all are
the halls and meeting rooms where
different societies assemble. His night
ly stock consists of fifty sausages , sev
en pounds of sauerkraut and as much
more of salad. On bad evenings he
takes only half as much stock as on
fair ones. Some of the more fortunate
peddlers have arrangements with clubs
. which pay them a very fair profit upon
their goods. Others are free lances
who visit every place where they think
they can effect a sale.
The metal boxes are very Ingenious
nnd are made In Germany. The metal
is some variety of pewter , and the
fitting of the compartments and of the
entire affair to the body is very ac
curate. The covers are so well hinged
and snug at the edges that when the
owner falls down he is not liable to
spill any of the contents. The con
trivance costs some ? 3 in Germany ,
and about $5 in New York. A few of
the peddlers appeal to educated pal
ates and carry with them cervelat ,
bqck , rch , lebcrwurst and Vienna ,
as well as frankfurters. These fancy
sausages usually bring 10 cents instead
of the regulation 5.
The forks arc washed after the CUB
tomer has finished his little meal , nnd
from repeated cleansing ana use nre
as bright as silver. The plates , on the
other hand , are so banged and bruised
that they might be easily mistaken for
crackle voar. New York Post
CnrcfnlncN * of Surgeon * .
It Is an object lesson In godliness to
see a surgeon washing his hands after
performing an operation , says the Chicago
cage Chronicle. He works of course
with sleeves rolled up to the elbow , so
that the washing extends from the cra
zy bone to the tip of the finger nail.
First there Is a hard scrubbing with
plain soap and sterilized water. This Is
followed by a swabbing with tincture
of green soap and sterilized water.
Then comes a genuine scouring with
equal parts of quicklime and soda in
sterilized water nnd finally a rinsing In
a solution (1 ( to 2.000) ) of bichloride of
mercury. Without these four separate
washings no surgeon would think of
venturing out to scatter germs of dis
ease.
The highest point to which man can
ascend without Ills health being very
seriously affected is 10,500 feet.
No man can build character by trying
to raze that of others. Nashville Ban
ncr.
comes covered with brown pea
scales , which can be easily detached
and which , when opened , reveal th
flowery looking mass of minute ani
mals , whose movements can just bo
detected by the naked eye. In May
and June , however , the scales are
found to contain a swarm of brown
creatures with six legs and two an
tenna * each. Some of the scales also
contain the white bag or cocoon of a
small black beetle , which , If left undis
turbed , burrows Into and consumes
the scales. The Chinese say that this
beetle eats the little wax Insects , and It
appears certainly the case that where
the parasite is most abundant the
scales fetch a lower price In the mar
ket Chambers' Journal.
All In the Family.
They were discussing the factors
which make for success in the world ,
when the knowing young man said :
"There's nothing like force of char
acter , old man. Now , there's Jones.
Sure to make his way in the world.
Has a will of his own , you know. "
"But Brown has something better in
his favor. "
"What's that ? "
"A will of his uncle. " Stray Stories.
Tvr Dinner * , One Meal.
"I have a lawyer friend whose name
Is not Henry Peck , but It might be , "
said a city official.
"Last week my wife and I were in
vited to his house for dinner , and you
never saw finer silver nnd china on a
table , but food was at extreme low
tide. My wife gave me a significant
glance , and I saw the color rise to the
checks of our host , but he played the
agreeable without a word or' look of
disapproval.
"Both my wife and I were awfully
hungry when we started for home , and , . <
Bhe at once accepted my invitation to
enter the first restaurant we saw for a
good square meal. We were no sooner
seated than we saw our dinner host
come sneaking in nnd take a scat in
an obscure corner.
' "Make believe that wo don't see
him , ' said my wife , with a woman's
tact We did make believe , and , the
funny part is , so did our late host. By
the friendly aid of a mirror I saw
when he first observed us the color
come to his cheeks , as It had at his
own table. He turned as far from us
as possible and ate as though he were
not enjoying his meal very much. "
New York IJerald.
Moqnl Village Crier * . tt
Among the picturesque features of
life in the MoquI villages are the town
criers , who take the place of the dally
newspapers in civilized communities.
There are two of these functionaries ,
one representing the "hostlles" and the
other the "friendlles , " the opposing po
litical parties in the Tusuyan villages.
Twice n day these officials ascend to
the housetops and , wrapped In their
Bcarlef blankets , their figures outlined
against the clear blue sky , call out In
long drawn , resonant tones whatever
announcement or record of town hap
penings may be in order.
The Woo * of Cupid.
"Men is sbo' fickle , " sold Miss Miami
Brown. "Dey goes back on you on do
sllghtes1 provocation. "
"What's been happcnln1 ? " asked
Miss Ollna Jefferson Tompklns.
"Mr. Rastus Plnkley come aroun'
tryln' to kiss me , an' , so as not to seem
too wlllln' an1 audacious , 1 smashed \
'im wlf a flatlron , an' Jes' fob dat he * "
Jilted me.-Washington Star.
*
The Karth'i Other Alotlsa.
The earth , In addition to its diurnal
and annual revolutions , has a slow
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