n THE NORFOLK NEWS : FltiDAY'FEBRUARY 28,1002 , Thefloplolk fl-euas Jlooh ! Dor kniBor'Rbrnderl Now will the Snmpson-Sohloy Inoi * deal utny cloned , or will It bo necessary to bind It with hoop Iron ? Congressman Whcolor will probably ? 2 > o on linud today to observe Aniorlonn BO Hint ho nmy doflno It detail , Thin is the day whou Prlnco Henry IH to rooolvo the greeting thnt cnn bo given Tiy the American people when they really like n mnn , North Nebraska ronl estnto hns boon changing hniulB nil winter nnd tlio time is almost hero when n niovoinont of the buyora nnd Bollora will dovolop. A keg of pow.dor exploded in Ken tucky Thursday night. Kentucky powder hivs iv habit of exploding , but not onllnnrily in nuoh largo quantities. . 4 i The pugilistic senators nro not only in contempt of the wmnto , but of the conn * try. A BOOIIO like they onnctod would hardly bo nllowablo at n village lioard mooting , The nut Itrnst folks will now plcaso withdraw their protests against At * tornoy General Kuox who has decided to got after the biggest trnst on the market. The reception given Prince Henry by the elements wan of a coolness that the committee could not prevent , but it is not doubted that they ottered n very offootivo olTset. Between fist fights in the sonnto and in the churches the common and ungodly people have boon receiving precepts that the participants would probably not advise - vise them to follow. * This weather will soon knock out the monopoly that a few dealers in hen fruit have had on eggs nud the gentle animal herself will oomo to the rescue of the poor man who likes eggs for breakfast. The Iowa papers think thnt the farm land of that state cannot bo bought for loss than $100 an acre in n short time. .Nebraska land is folllowiug suit and much of It is now worth nbovo thnt The census report says there wore 805 grist mills in operation in the state dur ing 11)00 ) , employing 008 men. Their pro ducts were valued at $8,100,71)1. ) There were 185 llouring mills in operation dur ing the same year. President Roosevelt is receiving un stinted praise for the diplomacy ho em ployed in handling the Sohloy-Snmpson _ controversy , and ho deserves it. It is the sort of a decision that should pause nil parties concerned to shako hands and ruoko up. Prince Henry probably will not flatter himself that all the lings floating in America today are in his honor , An energetic gentleman who was bom 170 years ago nnd died before the prince vros born , is the iiispiratioujreapoiisiblo for the unfurling of n largo number of them. The packing industry in Nebraska is of first importance amoug the manu factures of the state. The eight packing houses gave employment during 1000 to 15,083 wage-earners and the products , , -were valued at $71,018,839 or nearly CO per cent of the total value of the manu factured products of the state. Governor Savage has grown real bel ligerent toward the newspapers and has declared a censorship. If the papers vrill not give him their support toward a nomination ho intends to prove thnt ho is the "real thing" while ho can , nud refuses to divulge anything of public in terest thnt occurs in his ofllco. Those brigands who kidunpcd Miss Stouo probably thought it uecesary to retain her as n measure of self pro- tcction. With no fear of endangering that lady and her companion the brig ands will probably suffer n chastisement that mny menu annihilation , oven if . Uncle Sam has to wield the rod himself. The Omaha Commercial club has se cured another important industry for that city , being a tannery , glove factory and wool pnjliug establishment com bined. The industry will employ 800 nto 400 people. What is good for Omaha is good for Nobrot-kiv and the people of the state will rejoice with those of the me tropolis. Mr. Bryan lectured on "The Conquer ing Nation" at Joiin , Mich. , Thursday night. These who know Mr. Bryan and his policies will have formed the opinion that the conquerors were not given innoh praise. Mr. Bryan has himself boon the object for conquerors to rejoice over on two previous political occasions and he kuo\\s just how the conquered feel about it. While professing to want a la tion at the hands of the republican in - ventiou his excellency , ( ho governor , appears to be exerting himself to hayo his support reduced Jo ( ho absolute minimum. His efforts to shut the press .ent from publishing items of public in * toront will in nowise liiorcaao his popu larity with the people , It in an ex ample that few governors will care to follow. Senator Hatina thinks that Uio missing - sing link between the American producer - ducor and the foreign market IP an American merchant mnrlno , and ho is more than half right , tihip building nnd ship manipulation should bo some * how encouraged BO that the $200,000,000 now paid every year to foreign ship ownera and sailors could bo kept nt homo. It is n Horiotis leak in our other wise growing financial and commercial condition. The pugilistic encounter furnished by Mesnrs. Tillmnu nud MoLniirlu of South Carolina wnn at the host n dlsgracem ! exhibition of passion nnd having taken plnco in the halls of the highest legislative ttvo body in the laud is cause for regret ] nud reproach by the humblest citizen. The senate did right In promptly de claring the participants in cputonipt.nnd demanding an apology , but that cannot remove the Btnliii The people of South Carolina should at tholr , earliest convou-1 iouco BOO to it that respectable citizens who can control tholr tempers are sent in tholr places. | Mr. K. V. Stephens , of Crete , No- brnskn , has duly received the brouzo modal awarded him for his display of applet ) nt the Paris exposition. On one Hide is inscribed , "Exposition Univer- Belle Internationale , 11)00 ) , I' ] . I < \ Ste phens , " and on the other , "Uopubliquo Frnncnlso. " This hard-earned honor , no doubt justly conferred , pivns , notice to the world that the real "laud of the big rod apple'1 is bounded on the north by South Dakota , on the onst by Iowa nnd Missouri , on the south by Kansas , on the west by Colorado and Wyoming. -The Conservative , Nebraska has shown n wonderful de velopment as n creamery stnto and the people may bo justified in believing that the state is destined to seine day take the load in this industry. The first creamery was not built until 1881. In 1800 there were 58 , nudin [ 11)00 ) 1)8 ) were in operation , putting out n production valued at $ V. > 8,81)t. ) ! Ono of the estab lishments , located at Lincoln , is Rnid to bo the largest of its kind in the United States. Skimming or separator stations in 77 diil'oront localities in southern Ne braska and northern Kansas send tholr cream to Lincoln to bo made into butter. It should not bo necessary to compel charity and filial affection by law , but the cases are frequent where people would like to find a law to apply a rem edy. A Frouchmnn proposes to have n law passed in that country compelling men of 83 years of ago and ever to ap I ply 10 per cent of their annual income ' toward the support of their parents. It is believed that this will not only pro-11 vide nu iucomo for parents when they I are of an ngo thnt their onruiug capacity is greatly reduced , butAit will encourage thorn to raise largo families of children who will bo n benefit rather than n bur * don. 1 The determination of the business men of Norfolk to organize nud help' ' along in the work of building up thq city is n movement thnt hns long boon needed hero nud comes now nt n time who the greatest results are promised for the united c llort thnt may bo put forth through such organization. The mooting to complete the organization to bo hold next Friday night will mi donbtodly call forth the attendance of everyone interested in Norfolk's welfare and prosperity. The wheels of progress nro on the niovo everywhere nnd Nor folk must take up the work with the others. The many auction sales thnt are being hold throughout this neighborhood and the good prices that stock , implements and other articles offered are bringing I is n good testimonial to the financial condition of the people , and many of I those who are making sales nro con- | vincod that the times were never better for that bert of thing. The purchasers have money and it is qulto the common thing for them to take advantage of the discount oft'ercd by paying cash. Usually those sales also indicate n transfer - for of real estate at a good round fignro and the settlers are preparing to give possession to the purchasers. Those who have watched the two sub sequent campaigns of Mr. Bryan claim to recognize now the same IB and characteristics that preceded is other nominations nud have come to the decision that ho is preparing for the third round. The significant feature of the proceedings is that none of the old time democrats who oppose his princi- i l'les and methods seem inclined to inter' fero. The conviction is being reached in some quarters that these old-timers are quite satisfied with the republican way of doing business nud it is opined that they were more than half glad of an opportunity to withdraw from a los- ing caubo. _ _ It is now rumored that Bartloy is to return to the treasury a portion of the funds stolen whou ho was in office. This may to some extent condone for his original offense and ho is in duty bound to do all in bis power tp reim burse the state , but as. for its being some thing worthy of praise , that is another , ' ' matter , and cannot place him in any other light than that of n criminal who played , loose with public property , Neither will such a result lesson the in sult Governor Savngo offered the people when ho pardoned Hartley , That gou * tinman has a lesson coming from tiio people 1 . and ho will got it regardless of what Uartloy may do , ' An pxolmngo taken occasional ylowpf Governor Bavago's determination tosuo ' iood himself , to warn the republicans that nt the primaries is the place to do that which is right. If the rank nud fll'o of the party tnko the proper interest in the product caucuses nud county coii * vcutlouB there will bo little , loft for the ntatu ' convention to do except to cheese n Worthy ' successor to the present iucnin- bout. It In the right kind of advice and thin is ouo of the important yonrs for the voter to take hold nud make his in fluence felt nt the very start of tbp campaign. Snvngo undoubtedly has supporters in ov9ry county pf the state nud if they nro permitted will send dele gations to the Btato convention favornblo to his nomination. To bo present nt the primaries , nnd tliqn to yoto nt , the elec tionwill ' soon rid the atnto qfllccs , ' of men , who apparently favor treasury loot ing . by honoring the looters and tholr friends. ' The editor of t'ho ' Blair , Pilot takes pride in the fact that ho supported the pardon of Bartloy before such a move wan contemplated in the state house , and ho continues to support Governor Savage's notion ns though it wore the most popu lar niovoinont over made by an execu tive. The Pilot is to bo commended for its loyalty to the stand it has taken in the fnco of ndvorso circumstances nnd the unpopularity with which its cause has met. Tins Nicws on , the contrary , takes prldo in the fact that it was among the first to oppose any mitigation of the Bnrtloy sentence , believing that liis punishment was not more severe than his crinio warranted. It also takes pride in the fact that it was among the first to discover that Governor Savage was notli man to bo honored with n second term and opposed him on what it considered good nnd justifiable grounds. The pardoning of Bartloy happened to make the stand this paper took , popular with the rauk and ( Hoof , the party but the people , may rest as sured that if the governor had not sunk his political aspirations by this master stroke it would have continued to oppose his nomination nud would have at tempted to exert an influence nt the state convention looking to his defeat in that body. The Lincoln Journal paid n uoat com pliment I to the country press when it informed i its renders thnt the candidacy of Governor Savngo hnd boon settled by the publishers outside of the citios. It says "tho fight wns so overwhelmingly I' ouo ' sided thnt oven the politicians who promised to help the governor learned . in i n few weeks that they were up against it and quietly began looking around for secondand third choices. " The .rank . a.ud file of the party will not bo particu larly glad to lonru this , nnd it is possible that the "rapid lire guns of the country press"havo been too vapid. They will bo glad to know that his excellency has no chance of a nomination , but they would bo pleased to have the politicians | who favored Savage continue in their support of the governor up to and dur ing the convention so that they might have the priyilogo of picking up the whole machine nnd placing it outside the party or at least informing those composing it in no uncertain Inugnngo that they were no longer leaders. This will bo done anyway unless the manipu lations of these politicians are particu larly smoothbut if they hnd all remained solidly back of Governor Savngo they could have been moro readily located : and effectually handled. The party at largo would hko to deal emphatically with the men who consider that Bartloy was n martyr and that treasury looting is a proper matter for executive clem ency. The sugar trnst certainly , has un limited resources at its command and unless the friends of the- American in dustry are right sharp it will yet win out in its efforts for free or n reduced ' tariff on sugar. Failing to convince the American people that their prosperity nnd happiness depends on reduced prices nud failing to prove that the growers of the sugar beet in this country are dis satisfied nud that the industry is of no nccouut , they have now turned their at tention to Cuba and nro furnishing free literature showing how that island Is on the verge of ruin for want of free sugar ; that the planters are making noth ing and that the people nro approaching preaching starvation and despair. Com bined with this pica is the gratuitous isn advice that concessions to the Cuban planter will not prove a detriment to : the American producer nnd that the sugar industry of this country would in no wibo bo injured. In their haste to advance 1nr vance argument favorable to the sugar trust it is forgotten that those best ac quainted with the American industry are in a position to most readily determine r10 mine what is to the interests of the homo industry , but the trnst and its ommis- Banes smoothly glide over points of which they have little , knowledge and .careless. The trustwants , moro profit , pntiq | Cuban ' sug at , it refines and is not ticploj ; .yfha , .arguments are ad- vonced to get.it , but it has found that the American people nro. Broczy 1 March wlU.fioon bo hero and then spring. , Senator Teller was in the way again. Sioux City Journal , Princ6 Henry's tnrdy mark wns un doubtedly undeserved. The Gordon Journal hns found thnt the lioi winds of last week have com- . plotoly ruined the ice crop. | \yondqr if Prjnco Henry recognizes the pictures of him thnt are appearing in the press of the country. The Philippine rebels would assuredly give cbusidorablo for the privilege of having such n fighter as Tillman in the field. It is said that butchers never die of consumption. People afllictcd with that disease should then know exactly what to do. ' Tillman entered a protest "when not allowed to vote on the Philippine tariff but it did1 not avail , 'neither would his VQtp had , ( t been counted. , . . .vijuvuiuui " uuw ' H"VUKJJoumuu BUJJJUUBII yio.pnpprs opposing his nomination and leave only those which are nblo to roc- oguizo , tho-Bartloy merit. t .Victor Hugo , the great FrOuoh writer , was born 100 years ngo Wednesday , the 2lth. ( "Los Misorables , ' " considered his master work , npponred in 18C2. , , The Fremont Tribune is struck with the ynlno Miss Stone would bo ns a dime museum attraction. It is moved to amend by making it lecture platform. Senator Wellington is the last to have boon called to order for using offensive language in that body. It really looks ns though the seuato should bo muz zled. The slender society women of Mass- ilon | , Ohio , hnvo organized n "Laugh nud Grow l nt Club" which is cortninly from its titlofouudod on a moro worthy pretext than t > ome clubs. When Tillman took his seat in the souatoi ' Monday ho found on his desk n bunch of carnations. Perhaps the per son.who ' presented the flowers wished , them to bo a gentle reminder of Carrie Nation. Terry McGoveru , Bob Fit/-simmons Jim Corbett and Ben Tillmnu , it is al ( leged , nro arranging to hold sparring matches j daily in the souato chamber , if the three first named nro successful in securing an election. San Francisco is the Intest to expori- cuco u severe storm , amounting to n hur ricane. Nebraska has thus far escaped very effectually nnd the people hnve nbout determined thnt this state is one of the favored spots in the estimation of the storm king. It is ngniu reported that Miss Stone and her companions are freo. If this proves true it is now time to ninko tilings so intensely interesting for the kidunpors thnt they will have no desire to duplicate their money making scheme during the next hundred . - years. The sugar trnst will consider this country uufnir to Cuba until that com- biuntiou of capital hns been enabled to profit by a few millions. It is peculiar how ft chance for profit will open the eyes of some people to the unfairness practiced toward others and prompt theinjto do philanthropic work. The politicnl enemies of Dr. Kidd , recently - contly elected mayor of Burusville.Wefit Virginia , sew.ed up the mouth and nostrils - trils of his family cow with baling , wire and thu animal died. The revenge of West Virginians is peculiarly fiendish nnd thnt cow will never ngnin interfere with the success of the doctor's politicnl rivals. The Sownrd Blade believes that if the men of that county express tboir true sentiments there will not be over a dczou vho will support Governor Savage's candidacy. That is a good many for ono county , it would seem. .Savngo'8 . support should not exceed that given for the straight prohibition ticket in any county. That senatorial fight is additional reason/ why the senators should be elected by direct vote of the people. . With the senators directly responsible to the people there would bo a tendency to exorcise moro control of impulses nnd passions nud the people would exorcise care that only worthy representatives should hold seats in the senate chamber. Philadelphia was isolated from the world from Friday afternoon to Sunday night , by reason of the storm that prevailed - vailed thero. The west lus had several advantages over the east ns fur as storms nro concerned during the past winter and for several years. The people should heed Horace Greeldy's advice nud come west to escape the rigors of the weather. . If it is true that the Waldorf-Astoria iny hotel of New yorkcut a special doorway , fpi ; the jadmission of Prince Henry , BO , tW he nxigh enter. in a way , that ; no Ana had. entered , before , Congressman' ! Wbdeler may have reason > for charging ' 'flnnkylsm' ' in some quarters. Perhaps the spirit that prompted the innovation , however , was not BO mnch "flnukylsm" Ins an advertising scheme to attract the people thnt the Waldorf- Astoria depends on for patronage. The Kansas populists , in session nt Topekn last Friday , decided to go It nlono , in spite of n determined effort on the part of sumo delegates with n demo cratic loaning to throw the party into the , doihocrdtlo band wagon , It is to be hoped , viewed from a republican standpoint , that the Nebraska populists Will not follow salt. Fusion is proving easy enough. With the two fusing parties indopondout they might develop strength that would provo embarrassing to re publican success. The senate is certainly giving' Messrs. Tillmnu : and McLauriti to understand that : their recent conduct as members of thnt body was oxcoediugly discourteous. tlT They have boon suspended from participation - pation < in any of the functions of thnt body ( , and President Koosevelt hnawith- drawn his invitation to Senator Tillmtm tohi moot Prlnco 'Henry ' nt the white house. The ohastlsome'nt is deserved hnd tlio bofilgeronts' will ish before they nro through with it that they' hnd , settled their differences "out of court. " I The trusts do not nppcnr to have been crowding out individnnl enterprises in Nebraska to any largo extent during the past ton years. In 1800 there were 68 creameries in the state in 1900 98. The manufacture of malt liquors in the state hns ; iuoroasod 827 per cent during thnt tlmo. The number of manufactories in creased from 075 to 887. These nro only n few of the increases nud it must bo remembered that the past decndo con taiuod several years of distressing panic The coming ton years premise n much larger development. The democrats should now inform tlio people of the reprehensible manner they hnd of observing Washington's birth day in the Philippines by capturing on < of the leading generals of the rebellion The trouble' ' with the rebellion eve : there is that there appear to be too many heathen Benedict Arnolds to make tu war for independence profitnble. They. hnvo the foolish from the anti stand point impression that the United Stntes is pretty good people nud they di not wish to chnnge present condition for n very uncertnin nncertniuty. Another excellent showing of real es tate transfers was published yesterday , Thirty-two transfers during one week in the conuty is an exhibit to indicate that real estate is in demand , and con siderations ns high ns $6,500 for n quar ter section is a showing thnt good prices are provniliug. This sort of business has been good all winter in Madison county and the number of persons on the road with household goods , moving from one location to anothor.is evidence that transfers have been as frequent in other sections of the state. North Ne braska farm lands are receiving the re cognition that is their due and 'an era of prosperity appears to bo here , the like of which has never before been known. 'The Madison Mail has a department I [ devoted ( to the local trade conditions of the 1 county bent in which the businessmen 1i men i are spurred to action. In that connection , last week the Mail compli mented the move being made by the business men of Norfolk nnd suggested the need of similar action on the part of Madison people in the following : "Nor folk hns recently tnkeu'the matter of her trade in hand. Following the sug gestion of the Mail , made some weeks ago , she has organized a busiuess men's club , and among other things , proposes to establish Norfolk day ench week. Every merchnnt is to contribute _ $3 a mouth for four mouths to thoroughly ndvertise Norfolk's interests throughout seven or eight counties. Prices nre to be reduced on Norfolk day to customers : from abroad , and those who purchase goods there , if they buy $30 worth or more , are to have their railroad fare and hotel bills paid. If Norfolk carries out this policy it will injure the trade IBf ) Madison nnd ndjoining towns nnd seriously i- i0 ously cripple our interests , unless wo checkmate ic in some form , nnd the ouly form in which this can be done is I to offer n9 great inducements to trade ' iu Madison ns Norfolk offers. " That Charitable Su ar Truatf The benevolence of the sugar trust has now been thoroughly analyzed. The reason is conclusively shown why it is so deeply interested in the American pej- pie receiving cheaper sugar and the J Cuban planters higher prices. It hns been suspected all along that the trust would secure a slight benefit by such action on the part of congress but in what way and how much has beer largely conjecture. It is now plain why the philanthropic trust could afford to spend a few millions if necessary to go | its canso before the peoplo. The Bee's Washington correspondent has ton : aside the sheep skin and there is the ien wolf that has been bleating for favon to the poor and oppressed. It is shown that the proposed measure would no benefit thq poor'peopio of Cuba and 01i mayreadily , bo surmised that the price Would not be red.need'for . { he benefit o , the people of the United States If the | showing made doea not prevent con greeslonal notion in favor of' Ibis' mag namlnouB trust it will be a wonder to1 the people of the country. The correspondent pendent says : "Grave fenrs nro expressed by promi nent members of the ndmliiistrntioti thnt a serious scnudnl will uoutrnlizo President Roosevelt's onrncst efforts to aid the now republic of Cnbn by estnb- lishiug reciprocal trade relations. "It has coino to light thnt the Ameri can Sugar Refining company , commonly known as the Sugar trust , has fore- stnlled nny ndvnutngo which might ionic to the Cabnn plnuters from tnriff reductions ou the BUgnr crop of 1901-2 . buying it nil up. The crop Is esti mated to bb soniowhnt in excess of 800- 000 tons nud the only considerable amount not controlled by the trust is held by the Spanish bank of Havana. "At $80 a ton duty a reduction of 50 percent iti the tariff would net the Sugar "trust $ M-)00,000 ) ever nud nbovo . . the legitimate p > rofis : of handling nud refining , not a dollar of'which would in ure to the benefit of the Cuban people ! . for the sugar hns boon bought , the crop hns boon mndo nnd the laborers pnid. "Since the American domnnd for sngnr in-1902 will bomenrly 700,000 tons more tharf thb'combined production 'Of thb United States' , its colonies nud Cuba . it is evident that the holders of the 6ubnn crop ; will receive the entire bene fit of any tnriff concession nnd thnt th $ American tax payers will have to make up the revenue thus surrendered from some other source. " THE BULGARIAN. A Peculiar Kelloiv , Ho I Either n I Soldier or n I'citJinnt. It Is n strange country of contrasts , this Bulgaria thnt people have so long wntched ns n danger spot. The peasant Js n heavily built fellow , with n Kal * rank nose if he hnppcns to be pure bred from the original Suuioycde stock , Which is not likely. Ills Inngungo has become Slnvlc , which menus n Inn- In which "beefsteak" " gunge is "inplph- tekl" nnd "omelet souffle" is "oinlet cupkle. " The Bulgarian is n peasant or a sol dier. He knows no other trade. As a farmer the sheep is nil In nil to him , food and clothing and companionship , tt ys n writer in The Era. Ue lives In a hovel , does not understnnd why ho should , be taxed and makes his women slave lu the field. Ho ig called closefisted - fisted , churlish nnd suspicious nnd has some of the virtues that often go with those qualities. When Bulgaria became prncticnlly free of the sultnu , there were rnnny Turks left In the country. These nro gradually being crowded out , but there Is still n mosque in Christian Sofln , nnd .n . the palace of the sobrnnje , or parlia ment , whore the members hnve better nccominodntions than the lords of Brit ain on the Thames embankment , some twenty Turkish deputies nlwnys sit to gether nnd exert an influence tllnt they never could do in their own land by voting always with the party In power. Every Saturday the members of the sobrauje are paid nt the rate of 15 francs a day , nil in silver five franc pieces. These peasant lawmakers knot t up In handkerchiefs , grin slowly and shako the jingling pieces playfully In one another's face. They nre playing nt stntesmnnship yet , but fairly well upon the Fanctloni of Frnlt. The Medicine Brief thus summarizes the vnrlous uses of fruit , in relieving dlsensed conditions of the body. The I list is worth keeping : Dnder the cate- gory of Inxntlves , oranges , figs , tnmn- rinds , prunes , mulberries , dates , nee- tnriues nnd plums mny be included. Pomegranates , cranberries , blackber- rlps , sumac berries , dewberries , rasp berries , barberries , quinces , pears , wild cherries and medlars nre astringents. Grapes , peaches , strawberries , whortle berries , prickly pears , black currants and melon beeds nro diuretics. Goose berries , red nnd white currants , pump kins nnd melons lire refrigerants. Lem ons , limes and apples are stomachic se datives. The neat Cure. Quiet nnd warmth are the medicines of the four footed philosopher. If n dog is filling , bo rolls himself Into a ball in n warm corner nnd ents little or nothing till he is well. Many times rest is the only medicine needed by the sick , but we seldom follow this example. The biped loses the Instinct of the anl- mnl. He fumes , frets , takes stimulnnts and medicaments nnd gives no chance to the recuperative forces of nature. Philadelphia Record. finlluitiKB in Stockholm. Only two-thirds of the area of the lot can be covered In Stockholm except on street corners , where three-fourths is allowed. The remainder of the lot must be reserved for courts for light nnd ventilation. All chimney flues must be twelve or fifteen Inches and must be swept ouce n month from October to April by official chimney sweepers. A Cynic on SUirrlnge. Sardines are n delicacy fit for nny eplcur * ? , but the other fish wns thus summed up by tin cplgrnmmntlc Cor- nlbhmnn : "Pilchards , " he bnld "nre like wives. When they're bad , they're awful , and when they're good they're only raIddllng.-Pull Mnll Gazette. SometliliiK In Common , Visitor ( In museum ) Why don't you get n giraffe ? Mnnager Can't afford it. They come too high. Town nnd Country. Don't use steel knives for cutting fish , oysters , sweetbrcnds or 'brains. ' " ' Tho"Bte'e1 blnckciis nnd gives an un pleasant flavor. ai.- v j * * * t-t * . tMX. . .1 K * * i Uj [ If , thou art a master , be'sometimes [ mind ; If a servant-sometimes deaf. Puller.