The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, January 10, 1902, Page 7, Image 7
THE NORFOLK NEWS : FJUDAY , JANUARY 10,1002. A WISH. Co lit nx tenet ti on * Wton put In tli world hai bten dmmnJ ovt ind dent OM that tilth fairly tinted and iptnt , ID pride ol heart and Jubllinr * ol blood , Buch wigtt , U th y counted bid or ( rood , As Time , the old tatkmtittr , was mortd to pJH And bating wirrtd ind mffcrrd ted ptmd on ThoM gifti tht arbltan prtfcmd and gay * , * Yin , grateful and content , Down the dim war , Whereby racea Innumerable have ( ton * Into tb allcnt unlmt * of the grave. grateful for what kith bttn , Tor what ray band bath done , mine eyt * haw Ken , My heart been privileged to knowi With all my llpa In love have brought To Up * that yearned In love to them and wrought In the way ol wrath and pity and sport and aonff Content , thli miracle ol being alive Dwindling , that I , thrice weary ol wont and beat , llay ahed my duda and go From right and wrong And , ceasing to regret and long and strive , Accept the past and be forever at rest , W. E. Henley In North American Review. QQooOOooOOoooOooOOooOOooCQ 8 THE OLD 8 BLUE JAR OOOOOOooOOooooooQOooOOooOo Before Clementine went down to Mllltown for the summer she made up her mind that she would bend all her energies to wheedle Aunt Phoebe out of the old blue ginger jar that Uncle Julius had brought homo from China , little thinking that the old slant eyed , fat sided mandarin would take such a. Jocular interest in her joys and ser rows. The old blue jar had perched for many years on the corner of the high mantelpiece in the old fashioned coun try parlor , and Aunt Phoebe knew that If she gave It to Clementine she would kavc n dreadfully lonesome feeling every time she stood on a chair to dust the old clock , the shells , the peddler vases , the leather fans and other com- Hanlons of Its lofty abode. But Clem entine was an accomplished wheedler , and the fond old aunt finally said she might have her wish. When Aunt Phoebe gave over to Clementine her right and title to the old blue jar , Randall was leaning In the window and Idly sifting rose leaves from the old climbing vine through the meshes of his tennis racket. He sympa thized with her lively admiration for the antique and unique In china and was glad that she had attained her heart's desire , but a more absorbing in terest possessed his manly breast. Clementine was going home In the morning , and he had been trying In vain for several days to get the feeble courage of his ardent convictions up to the declarative point. She was such a lively , fun loving girl , and love , you know , is such Intensely serious busi ness. Several times Randall fancied ho had found her In a sober and prop erly receptive frame of mind , when with n trifling jest she would defeat his intention and put the little god to flight. Now , however , when the slant eyed mandarin on the blue jar winked nt him through the vines , Randall said to himself enthusiastically : "Well , old boy , that's the very thing ! Thank you for the bright idea ! Are they all as clever as you are over In China ? " That night , In his room under the eaves , he constructed an eloquent let ter to Clementine and in the early morning sneaked into the parlor and deposited It In the robust bosom of the old blue mandarin. "If she finds It before she goes home , It is nil right , " said the timorous , ador ing fellow , "and if she doesn't find it until afterward it will be all right too. " But the mandarin felt a little funny that day , so when Clementine packed her trunk ho inspired her to stuff the ginger jar full of her silken hose , that the precious article might take no risks of breakage In Its voyage. So when Randall parted from her at the station she made no sign of knowing anything in particular , and his hopeful heart de l-V cided that she would surely find the letter when she reached hemet and ho would then hear from her. . Now , Clemlntlne was a glrUwho al- ivays had a great many things on her mind , and when she had unpacked the treasured Jar and placed it on a dainty table in her pretty parlor with a self congratulatory thought that it was so respectable to have things that one's relative had brought from China she wholly forgot the curious load that the mandarin had on his breast. She missed her silken hose , of course , and pestered Aunt Phoebe with messages about them. In Mllltown , as you may Imagine , Randall waited for the answer to his letter. Awhile ho waited patiently , then impatiently awhile , and then dived into his law books with that "composure of settled distress" which lovers have known In every ago and clime. Ho did not dream that the slant eyed mardarln would bo guilty of'tho ungentlemanly trick of intercepting a love /letter. / But the fun loving mandarin knew what he was about Ho was not with out experience in these matters , and he wanted to punish Clementina a trifle and bring her to the proper con dition of seriousness. And Clementine was feeling the situ ation with all the sobriety that was de sirable. She had suspected all sum mer that Randall had a tender feeling for her which she felt qualified to re ciprocate , but she was a proud girl and could not by a feather's weight Influ ence the balance of his attentions. Therefore behind her smiles she had been not a llttlo wounded that he had allowed her fo come homo without hav ing given expression to his sentiments. Bo she , too , now took on a sober countenance and banished thought and regret by Joining several new clubs and taking membership In two or thrco more charitable organizations. Just bcforo Christmas Randall one day experienced In his breast a sort of Imperative Intimation perhaps direct from the slant eyed mandarin , who knows ? that ho might hear of some thing to his advantage If ho should go down to the city and call upon Clemen tine ; so after Rome futile resistance to the message ho betook himself thither. Ho was graciously received by Clem entine that Is , graciously enough for a young man who had played the trlflcr with her Invisible affections and ho seated himself in n cozy chair near the pretty table which held his old friend the blue Jar. As he talked with Clementine , a llt tlo constraint being apparent on both sides , ho toyed with the lid of the Jar , and the slant eyed mandarin appeared to wink at him three Union very know ingly. Under some occult but Imperative pressure Randall removed the lid and touched with his flngcr the silken tex ture of some mysterious contents , Curiosity further constrained him , and he pulled from the bosom of the now Jubilant mandarin a palo blue ar ticle of singular description for n parlor ornament , and , following It , ho extri cated n palo pink strip of similar shape and structure. Turning to Clementine for explana tion of these unforeseen apparitions , ho found her speechless with wild eyed as tonishment , and without a word or gesture she seized the old blue jar and hurried from the room. Randall smiled the first real , soul felt , refreshing smllo that ho had Indulged In for several months and vowed by the pigtail of the old slant eyed that ho would stay rooted to the spot until Clementine returned. What she said to the genius of the Jar as she flew up stairs with It only the mandarin can revdal. As Randall paced the parlor , pulling his mustache and wondering If Clemen tine's keen sense of humor would carry her safely through the trying hour , she came shamofncod'y into the room , bear ing in one hand the blinking old man darin and In the other the pleading let ter he had berne so long hid In his clever old bosom. Randall met the dear girl moro than half way , and as she whimpered gently on his shoulder he promised never , never , never to tell. And when they were married , If you believe me , that ridiculous old ginger Jar accompanied them on their wedding trip , and Randall packed the bosom df the grotesque mandarin full of Clemen tine's bridal roses , there to fade and there forever to remain. Now , as Randall never told and Clementine never told , the entire responsibility of this revelation lies be tween you and me and the ginger Jar. The Illw Ships of the Pn * ( . Gigantic as are the sea monsters de vised by the modern shipwright , we have not reached the dimensions of the Mannlgafunl of Frisian legend , whoso masts were so high that a boy sent aloft to "bear n hand" came down a g ray headed man , whose deck was so spacious that the captain had to gallop about on horseback to give his orders and whoso length was so great thnt when swinging in the channel her stern scraped the cliffs of Albion white , while her bowsprit swept the forts at Calais. But we have exceeded In some re spects the dimensions of Ptolemy's great ship , which was 420 feet long , 57 feet broad and 72 feet In depth of hold and which carried 4,000 rowers and 3,000 mariners , besides unnumbered soldiers and passengers. Of the great ship of Hlcro , king of Syracuse , the di mensions have not been recorded , but she was nt least as large as Ptolemy's , considering that her freightage was " 00,000 measures of com , 10,000 Jars of salt fish , 20,000 talents' weight of wool and of other cargo 20,000 talents , In ad dition to the provisions required by the crew , " and that she was so large no harbor In Sicily could contain her. This problem of harbor accommoda tion Is one that is already troubling the owners of modern steam monsters and is placing a limit on their growth. Monthly Review. Abont Sueeclng. We frequently hear the expression , "God bless you ! " uttered after some one has sneezed. The expression , If we can believe Clodd in his "Childhood of the World , " dates back to the time of Jacob. We are told In. Jewish lit erature that previous to his time men sneezed but once in a lifetime and that was the end of them , for the shock slew them. Jacob prevailed In prayer and had the fatality set aside on the condition that among all the nations a sneeze should be hallowed by the words , "God bless you ! " In the "Jata- ka , " ouo of the books of the Buddhist Scriptures , we read that the expres sion was , "May the blessed Lord al low you to live ! " Buddha on ono occasion while preaching to his disciples happened to sneeze. The priests gave vent to the exclamation , and Buddha lectured them for interrupting his discourse. "If when a person sneezes , " ho asked , "and you say , 'May ho live ! ' will he live the longer ? " "Certainly not ! " cried the priests. "And if you do not say It will he die any the sooner ? " "Certainly not ! " was the reply. "Then , " said Buddha , "from this time forth If any ono sneeze and a priest says , 'May you live ! ' he shall be guilty of a transgression. " If Men Only Would. If the young men who are measuring tape and laces would surrender their work to the young girls who are seek ing employment and turn their atten tion to the pursuits of agriculture , there would bo less misery and more con tentment In the land ; there would bo more Independence and less servility ; moro men and fewer creatures ; moro linppy wives with comfortable homes , healthful children and cheerful tem pers. Southern Farm Magazine. IN THE CAR KITCHEN 8NUQ MANNI-R IN WHICH EATABLES ARE STOWED AWAY. Method * by AVliloh .Storm Are l\e- plrnlihed AVliloli tllro Uut Hn Iloute The llooin For din Wnltrr * . The Cook * it ml Their Work. The nctunl Htnudlng room In the cnr kitchen consists of nn nlslo only wldo enough for tvro men to imss cnch other nnil about fifteen feet long. On otic eldo Is nn unbroken row of ranges , Uiu very best sort Invented , for when men do women's work they are not content with makeshift tools. On the other side la a steam table for keeping thlngo hot , other tables and some of the re frigerators , for there are many. Hot water and cold Is held In cylinders which llu along the celling and look like the projectiles used on torpedo boats. One refrigerator Is devoted exclusive ly to flsli , which He shining on blocks of clear Ice as tempting as In any Hsh market Until I had actually seen this refrigerator It had been my practice to rcfuso Huh In traveling , feeling there was some mystery about Its preserva tion , but now Indeed , no such thing. I had fancied the whole menu cooked at once In enormous quantities , like a sol diers' mess at camp , and my fastidious car appetite had revolted and faded away during the first course , but now I cat with relish , knowing the condi tion of the source of supply. Another refrigerator Is entirely for meats and game , another for fruit , and oven bread and cake are kept In a re frigerator that they retain their mois ture. Outside the kitchen there Is a sacred Icebox under lock and key , and no man may put his hand therein ex cept ihe steward or housekeeper of the dining cnr. There twenty-live kinds of wine are kept , and there will be shown to you , with a manner awed but proud , the royal family of champagne with cool , gold crowned heads sitting on an Icy throne. But , to go back to the kitchen , that apartment Is occupied by three men all In white , with perhaps a blue cor don for tradition's sake , who servo deftly and capably the hlvcful of wait ers that swnrm at the open square at the inner end of the room. It Is a wise provision that prevents close con tacts , for cooks are apt to bo "redhot" nt the crucial hour of dinner serving , and , besides , the car kitchen can con tain no more men than the three cooks , who broil , roast , stew and fry the numberless fancies of the patrons' pal ates. These men work hard. The head cook , whoso salary Is about § 70 per month , stands farthest from the window where the waiters clamor and Is a bit more serious. The middle cook , on $45 salary , Is lively or sub missive according to the man he ad dresses , and the end cook llnds time to chaff the owners of the dark faces who call orders , and sometimes ho sings as happily as a conceited boy who fancies his future on the operatic stage. Thcso three men make up the white capped trio we see peering out of the windows of the dining cnr as It slips Into the station. All the other em ployees of the train come Into contact with passengers and have Interesting experiences , but these are confined In the galley and are eager for scant glimpses at the station. Sometimes the car has a little balcony at the end , where they can escape the heat of their quarters , a needed relief In sum mer time. The waiters have a pantry adjoining the kitchen and opening Into It only by the little square window with a counter on either sldo. When your or der Is given and the waiter disappears , this Is where he has gone. Here are kept supplies of dishes and silver , and hero It Is the waiter makes up the dishes of cakes , fruit and cheese you call for with which to tie up the ends of your appetite. Before the dining cnr Is drawn away from the carynrda the special house keeper who has It In charge must see that every sort of supply Is on hand and In sufficient , but not too lavish , quantity. Sometimes there are ninety persons to feed , sometimes one-third that number , but the probable number on the various runs Is known. In long journeys there are commissary sta tions along the way where the car may be restocked , but this is seldom neces sary except with such perishables as cream and milk. Have you ever heard a porter agitating that subject w'lth station employees at Buffalo or else where ? That means the emergency has arisen In the dining car. Such things might easily happen in a larder where demands are irregular and mar kets scores of miles away. It Is a won der they do not happen oftener when wo reflect that economy in perishable things is exacted from the steward housekeeper. Just before he sends his black com missary to announce dinner to the hun gering pasengers every man slips on jacket and apron of whitest linen and by this little act of costuming is con verted nt once from the nondescript man of the streets Into the most spruce of servitors. Then , with everything ready In the. kitchen and with his flock of assistants about him , the house keeper of the dining car awaits the coming of his guests. And In they come , thoughtless blessing takers , with never a reflection on the hours of prep aration by the army of men that It has taken to give them the degree of comfort which Is purchasable for a dollar bill. Alnslcc'fl Magazine. The river flows quietly along toward the sea , yet It always gets there. It might bo well to remember this when you are trying to rush things. Chicago News. An Ant Kor * Pel. One of the queerest little pots ever rcn In the tame ant belonging to n well known HclcntlRt. This man keeps trlhrn of antn In nests which ho has made himself and feeds them with honey or sugar through a tube that connectn with the iicntH. One day ho nnw that onn of the ants kept coming Into the tube to cat up the honey In the gln H bulb at the end. When ho took out the cork that closed the bulb , the Insect came to look for the food , and ho offer ed It Homo honey on the point of a needle , says the New York Tribune. The ant shrank back at first , then drew nearer , feeling about with Its an tenna1 , until It reached the needle. Boon it learned to take the honey off ItH keeper's linger , although antti are among the most timid of living things , and a new odor or the least movement outside tholr nests usually drives those little Insects away. This ant Is now so tame that It quits the bulb as soon an the cork Is removed and goes to llnd the honey on the sci entist's linger. When Its meal Is over , it dues not try to hurry away , but waits till Its Minuter lifts It on u bristle and carries It buck to Its nest. A ItntllrNiinkn Hory. In "Life and Sport on the Pacific Coast , " Horace A. Vachell relates one of his narrow escapes from a friend's bulh't : "My cousin and I had been camping and hunting for several days In a sort of paradise valley. One day , during a long ride on horseback , wo had HPOH a great many rnlllemmlu'H and killed a few , an exceptional ex perience. That night my cousin woke up and saw , by the light of the moon , a big rattler crawling across my chest. He lay for a moment fascinated , horror ror struck , watching the sinuous curves of the reptile. "Then he quietly reached for his six shooter , but he could not see the rep- tllo's head , and he moved nearer , noise lessly , yet quickly , dreading some movement on my part that should pre cipitate the very tiling he dreaded , and then he saw that It was not a snake at all only the black and yellow stripe of my blanket , which gently rose and fell as 1 breathed. Had he fired well , It might have been bad for me , for he confessed that his hand shook. " Siiirrntlf Ion. Many of the negro superstitions In Kentucky are quite Interesting. An old philosopher told me with great gravity : "If you want peppahs to grow , you must git mad. My old 'oinun an me had a spat , an I went right out an planted my peppahs , an they come right up. " Still another saying Is that peppers to prosper must bo planted by a redheaded or by a high tempered person. The negro also snys that one never sees a jaybird on Friday , for the bird visits his Kiitanlc majesty , to "pack kin dling" on that day. The three signs In which negroes place Implicit trust are the well known ones of the ground hog's appearing above ground on the 2d of February , that a hoc must not be carried through a house or a death will follow and that potatoes must be plant ed In the dark of the moon as well as all vegetables thnt ripen In the ground and that corn must be planted In the light of the moon. Lord Snndicy' * Gulllotlnr. The most eccentric action of an eccen tric man was Lord Southoy's cool ar rangement for suicide by means of a guillotine. Ho had a magnificent one erected In the drawing room of his house In the Rue du Luxembourg at Paris. The machine was of ebony In laid with gold and silver , the frame work carved with artistic skill , the knife , sharp as a razor , was of polished and ornamented steel. Preparing for death , his lordship had his hair cut close , and , clothed In a robe of white silk , he kneeled upon the platform under the knife before a mirror and pressed the spring which should release the knife. Uut the spring failed to work , and the would bo suicide decided to give the guillotine to a museum In stead of making a second attempt to end his life. It Is said that ho made an annual pilgrimage to sec the guillo tine until the end of his life. Laughter Saved the Ship. Humor has been credited with the saving of many things , but perhaps never before has a ship been saved by its judicious application. In a great storm many years ago a ship's crew were all at prayers , when a boy burst Into a ( It of violent laughter. Being re proved for his 111 timed mirth and asked the reason for It , he said , "Why , I was laughing to think what a hissing the boatswain's red nose will make when It comes In contact with the water. " This ludicrous remark set the crew laughIng - Ing , Inspired them with new spirits , and by a great exertion they brought the vessel safely Into port. Liverpool Post. A Profesnor on Rowing. A story Is told about a well known Oxford don who knew more about the travels of Ulysses than about the boat ho sailed In. Ho went down to the river one day to watch the eight prac ticing. He gazed for awhile In silence. "Yes , " ho said at last , "they look very nice very nice indeed , I may say but how extremely awkward It must be for them to learn to row backward. " Crying and Groaning. According to u French physician , crying and groaning In pain arc na ture's own methods of subduing the keenness of physical suffering. He thinks that men should freely relieve their sufferings In this way and that crying In children should not bo re pressed , as In doing so serious consequences quences may be engendered. Lycurgus being asked why , In his laws , ho had ret down no punishment for ingratitude , answered , "I have left It to the gods to punish. " YOU MUST NOT FORGET That wo are constantly growing in the art of Kino IMioton , and our products will al ways bo found to ombnico the and Nowcst , StylcH in Oard.s and Pintail , Wo also carry a line line -Moldings suitable for all kinds of framing. i. SEE THIS CUT -OF A pine 6-jlole Cast Hoauiifully Nickeled , wiirniiitcd to bo a perfect baker and at a price thai will .surprise you. Call in and .see it ; . MOO ALL , CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD ARE NOW CURABLE by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable. HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY , F. A. WERMAN , OF BALTIMORE , SAYS : n/u.TlMoiii ! , Mil , Mnrcli 30 , loot. ( Tfnlttmtn : nelitn entirely cured of ( IcnfiirRt , UmtilcR to your treatment , I will now jlvc ; you a full lilMoiv of my cnsc , to l > u usut nt jour ilKctcllun. About live yeiirit nj-o my right cnr bc an tubing , nnil tills Vrjit on ( jetting wotsc , until I lo-4 my licuriiiK in this cnr entirely. I underwent a tienlincnl for catnrrti , for tlirce monllii. without nnysncccM , cnimultcun num ber of physician * , nmoiif ; othcrt , tinimM eminent riirhxcutlist | of lliNuly. who tohl me tl t only in npiniUon could help me , mid < veil that only tfiiiixirniily , thnl the head noises would thru cc-ise , hut thehenihiK III thr iilli < It d mr uniihl ! > < lnl tct'-vir I tu n saw vour inlvcrlincMii'iit iircnlt tutillv In Ni Yorl ; p.ipcr , mid ordered \ourtn I- ui'Mit After I Inn ) UMil it fiiilvnfrw d.n i nrcnulini ; lo jnnr direction * , the iiiiiM'n'-'ii'ril. nt'd l.i-n. \ , nfti r fi\c wrrl.fc my hcnrni" in tl diviiMilcarlmitlicriientirflyietlori.il. J 111 ink i "H iHuilil.v rind lieu to remain Very truly yr , us. V. \\rUMAN , 7V > S. Drondway , IlfiUlnnre , Mil. Off ! trcn Initial < locn not tnf < r/r/v ivtti yuitf it > i if ' .rc"1 YOU GAH DUPE YC'.WLF : AT HOWE AURAL GUI C.r " " f * " A ; ' , F , W. . lf HfiAGD , ILL. , TRY THE. . Daily News Job Department Cannot \ \ Push a Man : : Far Upa i ; it ! ' You cannot drive purchasers \ \ to any particular store. You j \ can win them by convincing < arguments. \ \ A convincing argument attractively - < \ \ \ tractively displayed in the ad- \ \ \ 1 vertising columns of this paper J ; < ; will reach the eyes of hundreds < ; < > of buyers in this community. < produces the above reuIU la 30 ilaji. It aett DowerfuUjr and quickly. Curea wben U others U1L Young men will regain their loet tnannood.andolil men will recover tholr youthful vigor by tuloj BBVITO. It quickly and aurely restores Nervou * Dec * . Lett Vitality , Impotency. 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