THE NOIU'OLK NKWS : FRIDAY , AtKJUST 30 , 11)01. )
| SARCASM IN SIGNS.
ADVERTISEMENTS THAT AT TIMES
BECOME A MOCKERY.
J Itemlnlicrncpi of Mrn Who Hurt
i Seen AVome Dny mid Irrltntlnff
* AnnonncrniciiU When fftff Wire
Hard Up and Ont of Kniplojrtacul.
Tlio advance ngcnt met the leading
man of another show tlic other night ,
nml , n.8 they linil not seen ench other In j
Bcven years , there wns a warmiicBU ,
about their greeting that was rulrcfih-
luff.
luff."Denr
"Denr old Tom ! " nald the Iciullnft
man. " 1 was thinking of yon not live
minutes ago. Sit down , yon dear old
fellow 1 1 passed a bakery not live min
utes ago , and 1 thought of you. AVhy ,
here's Willis ! I was Junt Baying toTem
Tom that 1 never nee a baker's that I
don't think of him. Tom iuul 1 wcro
poor once ! Mighty poor too. I re
member that we had been turned out
of different homes on the same cold
night and met each other for the IIrat
time by chance. We shared the com
forts of n butcher's wagon that night
and went upon a rummaging expedi
tion the next day. We halted In front
of n German bakery , half starved and
disgusted with life generally. There
was a huge sign In the window which
Bald , 'There la No Cake Like Ours. ' We
hadn't a penny between us , but Tom
stepped lu and asked for a sample of
the cake. The Dutchman didn't an-
r predate the humor of the request , so
Tom said , 'You may keep your cake ,
loss ; but , say , give me a chunk of
bread , quick , or I'll cut out your giz
zard. ' I'll never forget that cake sign
because It took us liottri ? to get away
from the police who were attracted to
the scene by the baker's cries for help. "
"But that was not my only experi
ence with a peculiar sign , " remarked
the advance agent after a hearty laugh.
"The year before I went on the road
for the first time I was In as hard luck
as ever man was. I had pawned ev
erything In sight and was almost starv
ed. I found an umbrella In the hall
way of a down town building , and the
Janitor told me to keep It. It was a
fairly good rain shield , and I Immedi
ately carried It to mine uncle. I didn't
know this particular relative , although
I had formed the acquaintance of hun
dreds of his people. Ills place was on
Sixth avenue , and he gave mo 75 cents
on It , which I gladly accepted. ' As he
was making out the ticket he said :
" 'Do you want to save It from the
moths ? '
" 'Yes , ' I answered.
" 'That will cost you 12 cents. Per
haps you would like to have it insured ?
It is always advisable , but it will cos > t
you 12 cents more , ' replied my friend.
"A " 'All right , ' I said. 'Take good care
f" of it. ' He could have eaten it for all I
cared , for I never intended to redeem
It. I was about to leave the place when
I saw a big sign on the far wall. It
said :
" 'No extra charge for putting watch
es and Jewelry in the safe in the otllce. '
"Watches aud Jewelry ! It brought
the tears to my eyes , and as I crawled
Into my 10 cent bed that night I
thought of diamond necklaces , pearls
and rubles of priceless value and cake.
Oh , the curse of some signs ! IIow they
mock the poor ! "
They were all silent a moment , but
the one addressed as Willis was the
first to resume conversation , and he
Eaicl :
"There's my friend , Big John Smith.
Let me Introduce him. Since you chaps
are talking of signs and hard luck , let
mo tell you of the time that I had to
leave iny trunk at the old Stevens
House , on lower Broadway , and light
out by the shades of midnight to get
away from a hotel bill that I couldn't
pay. Everything I had In the world
was locked up in that trunk , and as 1
could not remove anything without ex
citing suspicion I thought It best to
keep out of Jail by leaving everything
behind me. I must have walked the
streets at least a week famished and
penniless. One afternoon I was passIng -
Ing along an up town street , hoping to
die , when I happened to look up and
saw a sign as big as my hopes were
email. This sign read :
" 'We Are Not Daylight Robbers.
Trunks ! Trunks ! From the Battery
to the Harlem Bridge to Your Room
For 25 Cents. '
"If that sign was not the Irony of
fate In my case , I do not know what
to call it. "
"Oh , that's a small affair alongside
of my experience , " said Smith. "It Is
only a few years ago too. I had been
unemployed for several months , and as
I had six little shavers'to take care of I
did not have much trouble spending the
little money I had saved. I didn't seem
to have a friend In the wide world to
turn to , and I spent my last copper for
a paper to examine the employment col
umn. It was about Christmas time ,
and I dreaded going back home to face
the scolding landlord. I recall that I
etopped in front of the Harlem office
of a newspaper to see the holiday
crowd go by , and as I did so 1 saw n
sign that made my blood run cold. It
said :
" 'There Is No Reason Why You
Should Bo Idle. Insert a Want Ad.
Four Cents a Line. '
"The pronoun was printed In Im
mense letters , and I had the greatest
trouble dissuading myself that it was
not Intended for me , and me alone.
Of course It wasn't , but that sign burn
ed Into my memory , and I have
thought of It Innumerable times since. "
"Oh , pshaw ! " rejoined the leading
man after a pause. "I suppose it Is Im
possible to please everybody with pub
lic signs. I saw one In Buffalo once
which said : 'Attention , blind men.
Read this and be cured , ' which referred
to a new treatment for the blind. All
Blgns cannot be expected to satisfy the
Ideas of everybody. " New York Mall
and Express.
llullrtl from Ji Uniilil Torrn.
"One of the funniest experiences In
my hotel life , " said an old ch-rk , "was
that In which a man registered lil >
name without writing his town nfti-i
It , as Is the custom. When 1 ealln.
his attention to It , he said : M hadn't
forgot It , but 1 feel a little hit timid
about It. The last time IVIIH I nwn.i
from home 1 registered the mime ol
my town and the clerk asked mi
what state It wna In. 1 got mad In
a minute and wouldn't stay In the
holme. 1 went to another IIOUHO and
reglstcied from Brooklyn , and the next
day 1 appeared In the paper credited
to New York. I showed It to the clerk ,
and he said he changed my place of
residence on the book because nobody
ever registered from Brooklyn. '
" 1 told the man he need have no
fear of having the Incident repeated
lu our place provided he wanted to
write the name , lie said he would
think about It and asked to he shown
his room , so 1 saw no more of him un
til late In the night. He then asked
me If I had an atlas. Ho studied It
minutely for a few minutes , measured
distances with his two hands , like a
farmer , and then he called me and
pointed out the name of a town. 1
asked him If that was his.
" 'It Is the name all right , ' he replied ,
'but I don't know whether the town
is still there. It Is the boomlncsl
town you over see , and when 1 left
It was growln so fast that farmers In
the adjolnlu state were burnln their
fences to keep the town from growln
right over 'em. ' " Chicago Inter
Ocean.
AVnn Quern POHH
Sir Horace Wnlpole's description of
the maiden queen , drawn from her
portraits and from contemporary ac
counts , Is not a very attractive one.
"A palp Roman nose , a head of hair
loaded with crowns and powdered with
diamonds , a vast ruff , a vaster farthin
gale and a bushel of pearls are , " he
says , "the features by which every
body knows at a glance the pictures
of Queen Kllxaheth. "
But notwithstanding that she did not
care for art and that , knowing her
lack of It , she affected to despise bodi
ly comeliness , still she loved to multi
ply portraits of herself. "In them she
could appear really handsome. " Yet
if she has been fluttered In the exist
ing likenesses of her she must have
been not merely plain , but a remark
ably ugly woman. Perhaps the truth
is that with the most courtly Inten
tions the painters of the time did not
know how to prevaricate.
"The queen , " says a foreign observer.
"Is fair , but wrinkled. Her nose is a
little hooked , her lips thin and her
teeth black. She wore false hair and
that red. Her bosom was uncovered ,
as all the English ladles have it until
they marry. " That the painters flat
tered her In some degree we must infer
from that fact that she was fond of
sitting to them , though she could not
bear the sight of a mirror , which so
enraged her that her attendants were
obliged to hide theirs when she was
present. Art Amateur.
When Women IMnyed CrlcUet.
The following is from an article In
the London General Advertiser of 1747 :
"On Monday last In playing the Wo
men's Cricket Match the Company
broke in , so that it was impossible for
the game to be play'd out ; aud some of
them being very much frightened , and
others hurt , It could not be fluish'd till
this Morning , when at Nine o'Clock
they will finish the same , hoping the
Company will be so kind as to indulge
them in not walking within the Ring ,
which will not only be a great Pleas
ure to them , but a general Satisfaction
to the Whole. All Gentlemen and La
dies that have paid to see this Match
on Monday shall have the Liberty of
the Ground to see it finlsh'd , without
any other charge. And in the After
noon they will play a Second Match ,
lu the same Place , several large Sums
being depending between the Women
of the Hills of Sussex , In Orange Col-
our'd Ribbons , and those of the Dales ,
In Blue. The Wickets to be pitch'd by
One o'Clock , and to begin Play by
Two. "
Inanlt to Injury.
He had been studying shorthand ,
thinking It might be a help to him In
his business , and naturally he was In
terested in It So It happened that
when he did something to displease his
wife and she started to tell him what
she thought of It all he asked her to
wait a minute.
"Walt a minute ! " she exclaimed In
astonishment "Why ? "
"I don't like to miss such a splendid
chance for practice , " he replied , reachIng -
Ing for his pencil and paper. "I'm
training for a speed certificate , you
know , and rapid dictation Is Just what
I want. Now go ahead. "
Dotli Glnd.
Said Mrs. Gadabout who had come
to spend the day , to little Edith :
"Are you glad to see me again.
Edith ? "
"Yes , m'm , and mamma's glad , too , "
replied the child.
"Is she ? "
' Yes , m'm. She said she hoped you'd
come today and have It over with. "
Ohio State Journal.
It Is claimed that 30,000,000 leeches
are used annually In France and Eng
land alone. A single company In Aus
tralia used to export 2,000,000 to 3,000-
000 a year to Europe and America , One
Parisian capitalist affirmed that his
leech crop returned him 15 to 1 , and It
Is recorded that the monopoly of tak
ing leeches In Morocco was once sold
for $100,000.
Economy.
"Please , papa , give me a quarter to
see the big snake In the menagerie. "
"Morris , my dear , here's the mag
nifying ghiKB. Go look at an angle-
worm. " Fllegende Blatter.
VANITY OF SAVAGES ,
llrd Mm I.ovr in 1'onr In Orotrnqnn
Attlrr llrfiirr ( lie Cnincrn.
AB evidence of the extent to which
the ornamental precedes the useful Ex
plorer llumboldt noted the fact that
the Orinoco Indians In fair went tier
Htruttcd about attired In all the finery
they were able to procure , their facea
painted gaudily , their heads decked
with feathers , their whole aim being to
strike astonishment to the beholder
and no regard whatever had for com
fort.
fort.When
When the weather WUH bad , llum
boldt found that the RIUUU men would
doff their clothing and carry It about to
nave It for display on future sunny
days.
The name traits are seen today In the
North American Indians , little modified
by many years of Intermingling with
civilization.
That part of PemiRylvanla avenue ,
Washington , running from Second to
Sixth street IP the favorite promenade
of visiting Indians. Portions of Second
end aud Third streets , running off the
avenue , are filled with boarding houses
especially patronlr.ed by the redskins
and especially avoided by the whites In
consequence.
A number of photographers In the vi
cinity are the chief attractions of this
neighborhood for the aborigines. Noth
ing so delights them as to strut gravely
from their boarding I-OUHCH to these art
galleries to sit for solemn pictures at
Uncle Sam's expense , the bill being
charged In with necessaries Incidental
to a visit to the great father.
To deprive the visiting Indian of the
privilege to sit for Ills photograph In
full paint and feathers and n grotesque
mixture of cheap ready made garments
with blankets and hear claws would bo
the greatest hardship possible to this
chieftains.
Showing the same disposition Hum-
boldt noted , the visitors get themselves
up more barbarously the closer they
get to civilization. St. Louis Republic.
A RARE VOLUME BY PENN.
Only KnoiTti Copy ! Ownnl liy
QnaUrrM In riillmlclpliln.
The only known copy of Penn's Issue
of "Magn.a Oharta. " published In 1GS7
by the Bradford Press , Is the property
of the Meeting For Sufferings , a repre
sentative body of the Friends' yearly
meeting In Philadelphia. Its title In
"The Excellent Privilege of Liberty
and Propriety ; Being the Birthright of
the Freebom Subjects of England. "
The copy Is not generally open to the
public.
The peculiar significance of this book
Is that a half dozen years after Penn
founded his colony ho wished to liavu
the colonists keenly realize that they
would have to stand for their rights in
the new , country as well as the old ,
where they had been BO cruelly perse
cuted. He wrote this book in order that
they might be Informed on the consti
tution of their local government and
know what were the legal bases of
their rights as citizens.
Curiously enough the only proof
there is that this work was William
Penn's IB the statement made by Chief
Justice David Lloyd In 17US. a great
Quaker leader who was Penn's attor
ney general at the time the book won
Issued. Chief Justice Lloyd was also
at that time an Intimate friend of Wil
liam Puiin and consequently knew
whereof he spoke.
The volume was reproduced In fac
simile by the Phllobiblon club In 1807
for a limited number of subscribers.
The original volume , however , must al
ways remain the rare thing that It Is.
one of the best expressions of liberty
under law that the mind of the great
founder could conceive. Philadelphia
Press.
After a Strangle.
"Georgle , " said a fond mother to a
little 4-year-old , "you must take the
umbrella to school with you , or you
will get wet. It rains hard. "
"I want the little one , " he said ,
meaning the parasol.
"No , my dear. That Is for dry weath
er. You must take this and go like a
good boy. "
Georgie did as he was bid and got to
school comfortably.
After school hours It bad stopped
raining , and Georgle trudged home
with the remnants of the umbrella un
der his arm.
"Oh , Georgie , what have you been
doing with my umbrella ? " said his
mother when she saw the state It was
In.
"You should have let me had the lit
tle one , " said he. "This was such a
great one It took four of us to pull It
through the door. " Leslie's Weekly.
the Or.
One morning our washwoman , a lady
of color very dark color came hastily
In and , without any preliminaries , ex
claimed : "Sparatuallsm ! What Is spar-
ntuallsm , Miss Cora ? "
My sister explained as well as she
could and aokcd why she wished to
know.
"Well , you see , " she went on excited
ly , "Sarah she's my daughter , you
know , and she went last week to live
with a lady what says Bhe Is a Bparatu-
allst and she says If Sarah takes any
thing she'll know It Sarah's going to
leave ! " Harper's Magazine.
A Choice of Voireli.
He You women have such a ridicu
lous habit of screaming "Oh ! " on every
occasion.
She And you men have such a ridic
ulous habit of saying "I" on every oc
casion. Indianapolis Press.
l > oit Opportunity.
"And you didn't hear of It ? " Inquired
Mrs. Gabble. >
"Not one word. " !
"Why , I've known It for n week , BO 1
supposed everybody heard of It" Phil ]
adelphla Times.
An Odd ColiKililfiit'r.
"Laic one night mime ycaiH ago hi a
western town , " wild an old telegraph
operator , "I received a mesnage which
read , 'If you wish to nee your brother
alive , you will have to come Immedi
ately. ' The nn'Hsago came from San
Francisco and WIIH addressed to an old
man who lived IHTOSH the street from
the Htntlon , HO I put on my hat anil
went over and delivered It , seehig that
It was Important that he should have It
ftt 011CP.
"The old mini caught the train that
left at midnight , aud while lie wan buy
ing his ticket lie told me that the men-
sage referred to hlH brother who had
left home 'M yearn before and from
whom he had heard nothing during all
that time.
"The next night a parly called iuul
asked If there were any messages for
him , giving the same name IIH the old
man who had left the night In-fore. He
must have noticed Hint I looked at him
rather blankly , for he went on to e\
plain that lie had a brother In Califor
nia who WUH Hlek and that lu * wa.s mix
Ions to hear from him.
"Well. It turned out that the men
sage that I hud received the night be
fore was Intended for him. He was a
Rtranger In ( lie town and cliaueed to
boar the same name us the old mini
whom I had sent on a wild goose chase
across the continent. Fortunately for
me I was transferred to another town
before the old man got liuek. That IH
all then1 N to the story e.xeept that It Is
true.- Detroit Fret1 Press.
Sl l < - 'iitli Ondirj
Apples lie so divers of form and sub-
Rtunee that It were Infinite to describe
them all. Some consist more of alro
then water , as sour puffs called Mala
ptihuoncn ; others more of water then
wind , as sour CuHturns ami Pome wa
ters. To be short , all apples may be
sorted Into three kinds , sweel , soure
and unsavory. Sweet apples ease the
cough , queneli thirst , cure ineliineliolly ,
comfort the heart and head , especially
If they bo fragrant and odoriferous ,
and ulm > give a laudable nourishment.
Houre apples hinder spitting , straiten
the lirest , gripe and hurt the stomach ,
enrrease phlegm and weaken memory.
Sweet apples an1 to be eaten at the
beginning of meat , but soure and turt
apples at the latter end. All apples are
worst raw , and best baked or preserv
ed.
Philip of Macedonia and Alexander ,
bin son , from whouie perhaps a curious
and skilful herald may derive our Lun
cHKhlre men , were called Philomel ! up
pie lovers because they were never
without apples In their pockutH. Ye :
all Macedonians , his countrymen , did
so love them that having neer Babylon
surprised a fruiterer's boy they strlvetl
for It that many were drowned. Dr.
Thomas MoflVtt In lf)7."i.
IMimtN That Iiiloxlfiitr.
Bumblebees , butterflies and beetles
ure habitual drunkards. In Home of
the southern states Insects alight on
certain plants , drink heartily from the
blossoms and full to the ground stu
pefied. After awhile they rise and fly
around , Just us drunken men would do
If they had the power of flying. Their
antics ure especially umtiHlng unless
one does not know what Is the trouble.
In this case the suspicion that the lu-
beut world bus gone crazy is upper
most.
A scientist who hud observed the
drinking and its results collected a
teuspoonful of the pollen to see If It
would affect u man the sumo way. lie
swallowed It and In u fuw minutes
found his pulse beating faster and a
rise of temperature. Then he distilled
some of the blossoms and gave himself
a hypodermic Injection In the arm. He
became decidedly dizzy us u result. By
further experiments lie found un oil de
rived from these plants which affect H
human beings and animals alike. New
York Telegram.
Tlip KOKIICSnvrcl the
A Judge of the English high court
was once arrested on suspicion of hav
ing burglarious designs on the house
of a friend in Mayfalr. The police
officer charged him In the police sta
tion with lolterlngwlth felonious Intent ,
and the prisoner's description of him
self as one of her majesty's judges was
received with a grin of sarcastic deri
sion.
sion.At
At that moment an old offender wns
brought In who happened to catch
sight of his lordship's fuce , which he
had good reason to remember.
"You here , my lord ! " he exclaimed ,
with unfeigned astonishment. "Well ,
this beats cocktlghtlng. "
The rogue's unsolicited corroboratlon
of the Judge's declaration saved the
situation , and his lordship was allowed
to depart in peace.
Mike All Over.
Mr. Duffy Mrs. Kelly , It pains me t'
infarm yez thot yuro hoosband has Jlst
bin blowed oop bol u dolnamolte car-
thridge. We found his head in wan lot ,
an his body in another lot , an his llgs
In another lot , an his arms an fate lu
another lot.
Mrs. Kelly ( proudly ) Begorrah ,
thot's Moike all over ! Harper's Week
ly.
"Gee whizz , how my wife docs ag-
grawate me ! "
"You surprise me. Surely she doesn't
henpeck you ? "
"No. It's her awful meekness. When
ever we have an argument and I'm In
the right , she always sighs and says ,
'Oh , very well. dear , have It your own
way ! ' " Philadelphia Press.
InconHl tcnt ,
"You keep me waiting so long ! " com
plained the customer.
"Madam , " said the worried grocer ,
who was economizing In his business
by employing only one clerk , "ain't you
the woman that was In here yesterday
kicking about short weights ? " Chica
go Tribune.
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