The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, August 16, 1901, Page 7, Image 7
T1IK NOllKOLlv NEWS : FRIDAY. Al'dl'ST IJ ( , WOI , SIMPLE WORDS THAT HAVE TANGLED UP ENGLISH COURTS. fiome Tor HIM < if AlimiHt Viic Tluil I'rntcil ( < > lie Too Pro- foiinil For tin ItifflllKcttcn or thr Lcnrncil Itoncli n ml Ilur. In incase tUt came before a famous loid justice some time ago the counsel for the prosecution In the evidence hail to intuition a "blouse. " The Judge asked what a blouse was , and It was explained that this was part of n lady's dress. But the case came tea a dead stop for the time , for the Judge did not know which part , nnd nftor Borne hesitation the barrister admitted that hu wasn't sure. Several learned brothers gave their opinion , some opin ing a blouse was the upper half of n lady's costume , while others Insisted It must be tlio lower half. The entire court , filled with learned celebrities whobe heads held all the laws of Ilrit- nln , from pitch and toss to manslaugh ter , argued It out , but nobody wns sure. The Judge thought It was the lower half , but a junior barrister who had lately been married Bald he thought that that half was culled a skirt , but did not feel certain. At length a lady was called , who sot the court right. Another odtl dilemma happened not long ago when In the Ilobson "horso faking" case the won ! "fetlock" arose. A fetlock , as everybody knows , Is the nnklo of a horse. The court asked what It was , however , nnd the prose cuting counsel was nonplused. Thu witnesses were out of court save one , nnd he knew nothing. The Judge thought a fetlock was a sort of hind knee , otherwise "hock , " but one learn ed brother was quite certain It was the lock of hair that hangs over a horse's forehead. The defendant's solicitor opined It was that part of the harness which slips over the tall , the crupper , nnd another legal celebrity agreed with the Judge. Finally the court had to call a stable groom to clear np the mystery. In a case that was settled some years since the recorder was brought up short by a phrase used by the counsel for defense , who spoke of n transaction concerning a pound of "blacklead. " This Is a common and useful article , but the counsel on being asked to ex plain Its nature said It was u black substance used for boot polishing. The recorder thought It was a mineral used In lead pencils , but another barrister asserted It to be a "tough kind of lead used for rooting houses. " The case was brought to a standstill , and one lawyer , Unsurpassed In Jegal knowledge , de clared that blacklead was a slang Term for pig Iron as produced In the north country. A fourth expounder ofxthe law vaguely suggested It was the op posite of white lead , and finally n do mestic servant put the court right , and the assembly at last learned that It was used for blacking stoves. Another dilemma was produced n lit tle while ago on the western circuit by the Introduction of the words ' 'dry nurse" In an address to the court. This bewildered the Judge , who asked If a dry nurse was a nurse who dried ba bies after they had been washed. That solution did not occur to the learned counsel , who , after some hesitation , Bald be thought it meant n nurse who was not addicted to drinking and there fore most suitable to look after Infants. Nobody seemed to know what the term really meant , though several more guesses were made , the last of them that a dry nurse was one who could not a muse children. The court was again nonplused by n statement made that somebody con cerned In the case supposed to suffer from melancjiolla was really "us jolly as n sandboy. " The Judge wanted to know what a sandboy was In order to $ * . * form some Idea as to the exact degree of jollity Involved. The counsel could not tell him , though one suggested it was a boy who sanded the roads and * the other thought It might be a lad X building sand castles on the seashore. The whole court stopped to discuss what a sandboy was and why he was Jolly , but they could not solve the prob lem. It Is hardly believable that anybody should not know what a "snnllle" Is , but n London magistrate recently desir ed to be Informed , and nobody could tell him what a snaflle might be. A solicitor thought It was the same thing as the "curb , " and the clerk had an Idea It was a kind of cold In the head which horses caught , causing them to Bnuflle a good deal. London Answers. \Vhnt a Knight of the Carter Wcnrs. A Knight of the Garter dressed in the regalia Is an Imposing sight. He wears a blue velvet mantle with a star embroidered ou the left breast. His trunk hose , stockings and shoes are white , his hood and surcoat crimson. The garter , of dark blue velvet edged with gold anrl bearing the motto , "lloul eoit qul mnl y peuse" ( "Shame to him who thinks 111 of it" ) , also In gold , Is buckled about the left leg below the knee. The heavy golden collar consists of 20 pieces , each In the form of a gar ter , bearing the motto , and from It hangs the "George , " a badge which represents St. George ou horseback en countering the dragon. The "lesser George" Is a smaller badge attached to n blue ribbon worn over the left shoul der. The star of the order consists of eight points , within which Is the cross of St. George encircled by the garter. Ilentrii Out of Sljiht. "Lord Halelgh's graceful little act of Bacrlflclng his costly cloak BO that the queen could go dry shod lias been out done by a western bride. " "What did she do ? " "On a very slippery day last winter Bhe scattered the cremated ashes of her flrst husband on the front steps , so that her second husband wouldn't Blip dowii. " Cleveland Plain Dealer. A l'iuli * I "Sure , " snld \\asherwoinan , bondIng - Ing her broad back ever the tubs ; "Hiiro , an It's a deetlcult matter , workln out a dollar a day to support 'em seven chll- dor In all. An the clothes , nia'ani , an the shoes ! " She raised her dripping hands and lot them fall with a souse Into the soapsuds. She wax a big , vig orous woman , with a good humored face. One afternoon she revealed the trend of her financial ntnnagoment. An or gan grinder was playing on the street , and a group of children danced on the walk In front of the house and hung about the fence watching the monkey. The washerwoman stepped out to have n look. "Hero , my dear , " she called to one of them , "won't ye be for glvln him folvo cVntx ? " And she put n nickel Into the child's hand. "Well , " remarked the cook when Bho came back Into the kitchen , "you give away your 5 cents onsler'n I would. " "Sure , " replied the other , "an what IB folvo cents ? " "It would buy a loaf of bread for your children , " said thu eminently sen- Bible cook , somewhat annoyed. "An how far , " replied the good nn- tured creature , laughing , with her hands on her eslde. "how far , bless yer Innocent heart , would a loaf of bread go among my seven chlldor ? " New York Commercial Advertiser. Aini'rleiiii Humor , In his book , "America Today , " Wll Ham Archer reproduces thu following i as examples of American humor : "On board one of the Florida steam boats which have to be built with ex- j cecdlngly light draft to get over the } frequent shallows of the rivers , an | KngllKhman accosted the captain with the remark. 'I understand , captain , I that you think nothing of steaming across a meadow wheru there's been a heavy fall of dew. ' 'Well , I don't | know about that , ' replied the captain , 'but It's true we have sometimes to send a man ahead with a watering pot. ' I "Again , a southern colonel was con ducted to the theater to see Salvlnl's j 'Othello. ' lie witnessed the perform- , mice gravely and remarked at the close , 'That was a mighty good show , | and I don't see but the coon did as well a.s any of 'em. ' | "A third anecdote that charmed me was that of the man wllo , being In- . ' vlted to take n drink replied , 'No , no , I , solemnly promised my dear , dead moth er never to touch a drop ; besides , boys , ' It's too early in the morning ; besides , I've just had one. ' " lie Came lit Imnt. "John , " exclaimed thu nervous woman , "there's a burglar In the I house. Tin sure _ of It. " I John rubbed iiis eyes anil protested t mildly that It was Imagination. | "No It isn't ; I heard "a man down stairs. " So John took a box of matches and went down. To his surprise his wife's suspicions were correct. Seeing that ho was unarmed , the burglar covered him with a revolver and became quite sociable. "Isn't It rather late to be out of bed ? " hu remarked. "A cr a little bit , " replied John. "You're too late , anyhow , because I've dropped everything out of the window and my pals have carried It off. " "Oh , that's all right. I'd like to ask one favor of you , though. " "What Is it ? " "Stay hero till my wlfo can comedown down and see you. She's been looking for you every night for the past 12 years and I don't want her to be disappointed any longer. " Tclegrnnh In Argentina. A peculiar but very serious difficulty besets the operation of telegraph lines In the Argentine Republic. The small spider , of the variety that spins a long cobweb -and floats on It in the air , Is so plentiful there that the floating webs settle on the wires In enormous quantities. As soon as dew falls era a shower of rain comes up every micro scopic thread becomes wet and estab lishes a minute leak. The effect of thousands and millions of such leaks Is practically to stop the operation of the Hues , and the government tele graph department , especially In Buenos Ayres , has been put to vast Inconven ience by the cobwebs. A number of expedients have been tried , but to no avail. On the Important line between Buenos Ayres and Ilosarlo the effect of the spider webs Is to cut down the speed of working from 300 to 400 to 30 messages an hour. The government has Just determined , as a last resort , to connect the two points by an under ground cable about ICO miles long. StitRecnnch Mail. The Franklin ( Pa. ) Leader , referring to the flrst dally mall by stagecoach from Plttsburg to that place on April 17 , 1S50 , quotes from a local report In The Spectator to show how the con venience was viewed In those days as follows : "The dally mall brings us some 1,000 miles nearer the world and the rest of mankind. The Plttsburg newspapers are now received the day following their publication , and we can get along without a telegraph. The fare for pas sengers from Franklin to Plttsburg Is $2.50 , which Includes board on the way. " A AVeilillntr Present. A widower In Scotland recently pro posed to and was accepted by a widow whoso husband had died but n month or two previously. To celebrate the occasion , ho asked the widow's daughter what she would like for a present. She wanted noth ing , she said ; but being pressed to name something she replied : "Well , If you want to spend siller , yon might put up a hehlstonc to my father.London Teligraph. DOTH OF THE PARTICIPANTS WERE QUICK ON THE TRIGGER. An Rnfnrocil I'nrnili * 1'retM'iloil the Cuu Piny , AVIileli WIIM on the 1'ull nntl Shoot OrilrrVliy llriittoii AVilx tHnil lie Lout III" ItlKht Iliiiul. "The most all'eotlonatu looking two handed gnu play that 1 over saw , " wild a Colorado gentleman In one of the house commit too rooms , "was the ono that happened at La Junta , In my state , between MUg Dlvltlu Jim' Knit- ton and George Gannon , as plzcnlfdi a pair of real bad men of the typo that lias now passed away us ever fanned n . 15 or twlstetl a Howie. "Gannon was the proprietor of the Gilt Kdgc honkatonk In La Junta , and It was at this place that ho had KOIUD trouble with Hrntton. The argument ended by Itratton backing out of thu door ' with his hands up , Gannon having the drop. Gannon didn't shoot then be cause his gun wasn't loaded. He had been cleaning It anil had forgotten to replace the cartridges. He'd have killed Kratton otherwise as a matter of course. "That same night Itratton sent word lo Gannon that he meditated shooting him up some on the following day. Gannon wasn't a man to take to thu cliffs or the cactus having plenty of notches on his gun barrel hlmsHf , and hu walked around the next afternoon like n light battery of artillery. 'IHg Divide Jim' llratton bulged him , how ever , by turning a corner suddenly as Gannon paraded down the main street , and then It was Gannon's hands that went up for n change. Kratton bail two guns covering him , and Gannon knew his gait. " 'This , ' saltl Kratton , 'Is where I get an even break for my coin. Now , you like me M > much , Gannon , that I want yon to sort of show your appreciation of me by walkln around town linked arms with me for awhile. ' "It was up to Gannon to comply with this peculiar request. 'Klg Dlvltlu Jim' Kratton Jabbed his guns back Into hh belt , and then ho clntHioil Gannon's left arm and passed It through his right. The disadvantage1 of this ar rangement accrued to Kratton. It left Gannon's gun arm free , while In case of argument Kratton would have to USD his left gun. Kut 'KIg Divide Jim' wasn't selfish. "The population of La Junta was amazed to see 'KIg Divide Jim' Krat ton nnd George Gannon , who had .tl- wnys been more or k" < s sore ou eai.li other and who had had a quarrel that meant the death of one or both of them on thu night before , walking arm In arm up and down the main street of the town. It looked like a peripatetic love feast between the two of 'em. Kut | they were watching each other like cats. At the end of the si reel Itratton , [ still with his right arm linked to Gan non's left , stopped suddenly and said : " 'George , I ain't much on the blow about any gun suddenness that I may possess , but I sure want to give you a chance. You thrung It Into mo last night In a way that's eat up * o much of the atmosphere around here that there's not enough air left In this neighborhood for both of us to breathe at one and'tho same time. I'm a-goln to count three , and when I say "three" It's a breakaway and a finish. You've got a loose right arm , but I ain't no hog. One two three ! ' "The event proved 'KIg Divide Jim' Bratton the quicker man and the better marksman. lie got Gannon through the heart , whereas Gannbn's ball lodg ed In Kratton's right wrist. Kratton had to suffer his right hand to be cut off that same night. "The last time I saw him was In Crcedu. He was sitting on the edge of a bunk In his own cabin , close lo a claim he was working. I hadn't teen him since he'd lost his hand. " 'Jim , ' said I , 'it's too bad you should have lost that right hand. If the fellow that plugged you had only got the left hand , why' " 'Oh. I don't know. ' said Kratton philosophically , 'if I'd ha' lost my left , I wouldn't have been able to play the fiddle any more.1 "He reached under his bunk and brought forth nn old violin. Then he rigged up an attachment he had for holding the bow In his right stump , and ho played the Instrument real sweetly for me for half an hour or so. " 'I couldn't have done no flngerln If I'd ha" lost my left hook , you know , ' he Bald Pimply when he put the old fiddle away. " Washington Post. The Ttvo Itonicon. Joe Jefferson told this storv : "David Garrlck nnd Sprnnger Karry were both playing Komeo nt the same time In London. Kirry played It at Drury Lane on the Monday and Garrlck play ed It the next night at Covent Garden , and the town was divided as to which was the greater Komeo In fac , there was quite a great excitement about it , and they acted It upon such different lines and with such mnrvelously differ ent conceptions that the people argued the case as to which Shapespcare In tended. The fact Is that Shakespeare Intended It to be acted well , and If one man's temperament suited It best to act In that way It would do for an other temperament the other way. "So they asked Mrs. Slddons , who was the Juliet alternately with the Bame Uomeo , which she considered bet ter of the two , and she said : 'It IB ill HI- cult to Bay ; they are both wonderfully great , but I will tell yon how they Impress me In the balcony scene. In the balcony scene Gnrrlck seems BO eager , so Intense and so full of fire anil spirit that I'm afraid he'll Jump up In the balcony to mo , and Barry Is BO lov able and fascinating that I'm afraid I shall have to jump down from the bal cony to ului. ' " ridoil in * riicn < "I shall have to make a law.ver out of tlmt boy of mine , I don't HOC any other way out of It , " declared the well known attorney , with a laugh. "lh came Into my olllee the other day on his way home from school and laid a nickel down on the desk before nu > , " 'What IH this for , son ? * I nuked. " 'Hotalner , ' ho answered soberly. " 'Very well , ' mild I , entering Into th Joke. 'What luivo I been retained upon ? ' "My boy ting down Into his pocket and produced a note from his teacher anil placed It before me without com ment. It was to the effect that ho had been 'cutting up * and ndvlned a whip ping. " 'Now , what would you advise ? ' ashed ho In a buslncHHlllto voice after I had road thu note and HIIW thu trap tlmt young rascal Ibil me Into. ' "I think that out llrst move should bo to apply for a change of venue , ' mild I. " 'Very well , ' ho answered. 'You're handling the ease. ' " 'Then wo will turn the note over to your mother , ' said 1. " 1 saw the young Imp's face fall at this , but bo braced up and Haiti : " 'See here , pop , you're bound to BOM mo through on this , 'cinme you've ac cepted my retainer , you knowl' " ' ' before the 'I'll argue your OIIHD court , ' 1 answered , 'but you will have to accept the decision. I would not dare to attempt to Influence the court. ' "Well , I pleaded thu boy'H cane , promptly had It thrown out of court , nnd the boy got what hu dcsorvod-n good whipping. "It was the first time I ever played false to a client. " Detroit Free Press. lIiirm-K WniiiuliMl In llutMr. Horses wounded on the battlelleld are duly attended to when no danger to human life Is Involved. The veteri nary olllcer In charge Is expected to follow close on the lighting tine and , together \ \ Ith n number of alilH , to In spect properly wounded animals and give Instructions for their removal or slaughter , an the case may be. The veterinary surgeon Is naturally expos ed to considerable danger , but If his work Is not carried out during the progress of hostilities In nil probability It cannot be accomplished afterward , for , although the royal army medical corps Is allowed to proceed to the res cue of the wounded men under the Red CrosH. the members of the army veterinary department are not permit ted to attend to the Injured horses , be cause they are not under the protection of the ( Seiiova convention , whleh makes , no provision whatsoever for wounded animals. I At the conclu.sloii of the buttle , If It 1ms been decisive ami one or other of the combatant armies has been driven from the Held , a party of veterinary Burgeons , with their assistants , Is Bent oin to V'Ujine ! ' every JU/ljnal tliaj has , fallen and to snoot Mich as are badly wounded. Those suffering from only Blight Injuries are collected and taken to the veterinary hospital lines , formed as llx'ed camps and established on a similar basis to those of the royal ar my medical corps. Pearson'H Maga zinc. A Dry Smoke. If you see a man with an nnllghted cigar between his lips , It IH not because - ' cause he Is looking for a light , but be- 1 cause he Is indulging In the pleasure of , a "dry smoke. " How there can be any I enjoyment In this to n smoker is not readily apparent , but the fact remains ' that there Is much satisfaction Hi the , habit , and , besides , there are no bane ful effects. For Inveterate smokers the dry smoke Is n good habit to cultivate. It enables many slaves of the weed to decrease ' the number of cigars actually smoked In a day without causing much Incon- j venience. Of course an Inveterate Hinoker would find no pleasure In the habit at the start , but perseverance Is necessary , and after awhile he will enJoy - Joy his dry smoke almost us much as the real one. It Is n gootl way to be gin If you desire to stop smoking. Try It and Bee. New York Herald. lie Ornhbrd the Offer. Ex-Governor George W. Peck of Wisconsin , author of "Peck's Bad Boy , " was running n llttlo country weekly In the pineries In the early BX- ! ties. It was an unimportant sheet nave for 0110 column of Jokes which Peck wrote each week. This depart ment caught the eye of "Brick" Pom- * ii - * * ? * - * . * - ' * r .T"t . s * * * eroy , who was then printing his Dem ocrat In Lacrosse , Wls. , and one day he wrote to Peck asking him whether he would be willing to go down to Lacrosse - ' crosse and work for The Democrat at § 25 a week. Three days later Mr. Pomeroy got this telegram : "I accept your offer quicker than Instantly. For heaven'a 1 Bake don't withdraw It ! " He Explained. At a school one day a teacher , hav ing asked most of his pupils the dif ference between an Island and a peuln- Bula without receiving a satisfactory answer , came to the last boy. "I can explain It , sir , " said the bright youth. "First get two glasses. Fill one with water anil the other v'tli ' milk. Then catch a fly and place It In the glass of water. That fly Is an Island , because It Is entirely surround ed by water. Kut now place the fly In the glass of milk , and It will be a peninsula , because It Is nearly sur rounded by water. " The boy went to the top of the class. There are many people who make It n point when they receive a goldploce to withdraw It from circulation by hiding It In home secret place , nnd the amount of gold thus hoarded Is prob ably very large. In Portugal married women retain their maiden nauica. A NEW YORK MEAL ESTATE AGENT ON THEIR CHAHACTEHISTIC3. t'rnillnr Mum \VhIt'll , A < < < ! r ill it u In III * 12 | ir I en IMS IVopIr of DlfTrriMif \iiUiiiinllllfN Til I * M In luiiNlliK . Trontilu In ( lip Oiitipr * . The first iiiu'Htlon put by tlio renting agent \VIIH , "What liiilloniillly , please V" | mill Ilio woiniui In ( lie blue lint replied byiiNhlng\Vliy do you want to know'I / I " 1 iiH'init no offense , " Mild tilt' agent , "I only thought tlial by finding out your nutloniillty I could refer yon at otu'o to certain buildings on tuy HH ( which wonhl lie apt to plcnso yon. " | Tlic woman In the blue lint had hall' u notion to get Hilary. "I don't HOC what my natlonnllly haste to do with finding a Hiillahlu tlat , " Hho nald. "It IIIIH a good tlcal to do with It , " Halt ) ( lie agent. "Now , I can HCO straight oil' that you arc an American , born and bred , 'I'lilH IH a tlellcnto ipics- ( Ion that you have plunged me Into , Inil Hlnco I am In It I mean to llounder around a little while longer anil tell you a few facts pertaining to the mi rim anil dcmcill.H of illll'eieiit iintlnnallllt'H consldeicd In the light of llnthoiiHn tenanlH. "First of all , I want to speak fiom the Htandpolnt of prompt payment If my NIICCOSS In business tlepemletl upon each tenant piling hlH rent exactly when ItVIIH due , 1 would try to till all my houses \vlth Scotchmen. NCMT have I lost a penny on a Scot , and HI Idem I dom have 1 had to wait. "I am not making the ra.sh asset ( Ion ( hat It IH Impossible for a Scotchman to be dlHhonesI while everybody elne is trying his best to cheat mo out of my very eycleetli. Tlio point I wish to make Is that personally I have never Hiiffercd IOHH at tlio bauds of a Sent. Mnt they give ( rouble In other WIIJH. They aio fearfully quarrelsome- ni I He HO many rows with the other ten nuts through ( ho dumb waller shaft that It keeps the Janitor busy straight onlng out tlomestlc Hiiarls. In all my buildings where Scotchmen reside I select a Janitor with a view to his even disposition and diplomatic gifts. It doesn't matter so much about his abil ity for scrubbing anil keeping the fur nace going. I'lllltai'lan act'oinplMi- inentH arc a seenndary consideration M > long IIH he Is endowed with the blessed qualities of a peacemaker. "Taken all In all , ( be most peaceable people I gel In my IIOUSCH hall 1'ioin .Swollen. You never hear a peep nut of it Swede , IIo doesn't bother b H neighbors and he doesn't bother mo unless the piovocallon Is extreme. AH a rule , he Is good pay loo. The only fault I have to llnil with him IH bis 1 fondness for moving. A lease Is a dead letter In his eye , ami he. IIIIH no inoTo compunction about moving with out a tiro's notice than hu has about going to bed when he Is sleepy" Tlio woinim In the blue fiat asked what were the chief characteristics "f Americans as tenants. "Their supreme sclllshiicss , " Bald the agent. "They ha\o not a spark of consideration for a landlord. They want thu earth. They never get through asking for Improvements. They nr.1 not content to get the walls tinted and thu woodwork painted and thu plumbing llxc.il once or twice a year. They want new decorations every mouth , ami all thu trimmings miiht be first class too. American tenants pay big prices for their Hats , but there Isn't really so much prollt In catering to them as to other nationalities , for the slmplu reason that I have to pay out nearly all my Income In trying to keep I up thu building l the style they de mand. On the other band , the people who ask for the least are the Itallanu and the French. They take most any old tiling I feel like giving them , the French meekly providing their owu decorations and the Italians going without. " 1 like German tenants pretty well , too , but they are terribly hard on Hats. I never could understand how they manage to Inflict so much damage on walls mid doors. Judging by the looks of an apartment just vacated by a large Gorman family , one would think that their star piece of furniture was a battering ram. "The czar's former subjects also have an abnormally developed bump of de- structlveiiess , although they run to gliis lnsteatlpf plastering. 1 have one house ( Town town that Is occupied by ten Russian families , and If they were not compelled to repair their own darn- ages It would keep me poor putting In new windows and buying new gas globes. "I also rent to colored people. I hove three houses full of them at present , and I must say that I have never had better tenants. Hut when you come down to facts , all my tenants arc nice people , only I thought It might not bo amiss while on the subject of nation ality to mention a few of the peculiari ties of each. " New York Sun. TuliliiK It Out In Trade. "The advertising business would be all rl ht , " baid ( lie head of one of the big advertising companies , "if tlio people you did biihlai'bs for would pny their bills in cash. Von thought they did , did you ? Well , some of them do , hut a good ninny of them don't , ami then you get landed np with truck that you have to dispose of at thu best figures you can Bet. Bet."In "In the labt yenr I've had to take mer chandise enough to stock a department store. I've had tuns and tons of stuff. I have had three tons of candy alone. I've had groceries , dry goods , novelties , clothes and about everything you con think of. We laugh when wo read la th # country papers that wood ami conl anil fresh vegetables and the like will be taken - on In payment for bubscriptlons nud ad vertising , but right hero in New York city that sort of thing Is going on , only on a larger scale , nnd it's DO laughing matter cither. Wouldn't It jar you ? " New York Suu. If a Woman wants to nut out n fire she donsn'l hcnp ou oil and wood. She thrown on waterknowiaithat ; watorquenchr.j tiro. When " woman wan 1.1 to got well from diseases peculiar to her sex , r.ho should not add fuel lo the Lira J already liuniin , ; her life away. She II I I bhoulil not lake worthless drui | ; and ' potions composed of harmful narcot | ics and opiates. They do not check HIP disease Ihey do not euro It--they j simply add fuel lo the fire. < Urndfleld'i Female j Regulator should ho ! taken by every woman or firl ; who han the shyhleit suspicion of liny "f tin' ( lit. ll"-lltn wllli ll lit. Out w n in i < n , I liry will Hiinply t O WflHtlll } ' tlltlU until tin y tukv It. 'I lie Ki'K'ilnior ( i it | > it r 11 y I tur , minimi Ii i nl n | { ii nit , \vlil < Ii vi't'i It lllO .llm-lltl * ( I till I Illl'l till- mime ll ilni'H ni't ilttit : lliu IIIKII , It I'tmlli uli'H It. II nli t fathni ; n ( lliu uiiinl * , It'll'I I I llrll , lllllllMltlllllllill liiul I t IH'iluul Niiirt "luff , Ir- ii 'iiliii. nullity or I'liinfiil Ihl HKl I IHltli'll ; lltlllll ) | | ! ) ( nil ( Inn ilrurH u\Miy thii liuti'llt ninl inn1 iH-lirs HIM ) I ii IIH \\luih ilralii lit'iiltli 1111.1 , ltnipliiPKH | ninl 1 I. mi < r [ mm many 11 III ) 1 fill' ll | H till ! "MO h < v' i v win no shuulil know ill nl and IIHI * . ttl.O'l IHT tiiitlln ill liny illHC nlnrn. Si-nil fur nut Iliusliutiil l > i k. The < ? ' Zr.7d'field Co. Att.int.i , G.I. Wa hmll thq fiitlafffnK urn . ) Hint 'Vt.lll.ir Illonllnmtli , Hrnl , r .ic ft Afirllirrn I riniMi hrrrf , .it 'i . ' . 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P. A Sonthcaet Cor. lltli ninl Douglas Ste. OMAHANKDKABKA H-H-i H-H-H-1-H-H-H-J-l-H-H-I- . ' "Outivard'j : i Acts | j < H1'HiilliH.HtHHHIH'I Placing an advertisement in a well circulated newspaper is an outward act that betrays an intention. It indicates that the adver tiser is bound to be at the head of the procession , that he is up to date. The merchant who has confidence In his goods and honestly and plainly states his case begets confidence in prospective buyers. The place for such a state ment is the advertising columns of the local newspaper. For this community these are the columns. . H-1'HiilliH.H-t-H-H-H-I-H'