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The Norfolk Neuas
jiTfpito of the hot weather prevail
ing generally thero wn ft frort in Ohio
-recently and Mr Bryan and hl para
mount lucs Miffered therefrom
If Norfolk people only had a pnhllo
park now in which people could penil a
iwrtlon of then- hot divys a portion cf
their troubles would lw removed or at
leant forgotten
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Rainmaker Wright or IiIh votaries
could now win the deep gratitude of
Nebraska people by exeroiiing their
ideas to the extent that the state will be
blesed by a healthy ralu Morm
When Norfolk citizens get folly en
Unised nothing daunts thorn They are
Incoming enthwed nbont tlloFeptember
carnival and the 1 -est ti mo over knows
in north ebrwkn will be the result
Omaha hows an increase of 000 p8r
cent in building comparing Juno of
this year with the same month last
year Omaha builders anu enjoying a
prosperity tht must ho funnily ap
preciated
A philosphical article on the cause
force and effect of blizsardB and their
phenomenon might prove entertaining
readiui but tho writer wtod con direct
IiIh mind into thnt channel ft scarcer
than Htiowilnbef
Tho 01i8 llrynn democratH have
about dtcided to bolt tho action of tho
democratic state contention Boforo
they do to they Hhonld review what Mr
Bryan at ono time haid regarding
bolters defining them as itraitorH or
tome equally endearing term
The reports of showers in portions of
Nebraska is not as pleating lntullkgonco
to thipsectionof tho state as it would
bo if it hud participated in tho good
fortune It continues dry in tho vicin
ity of Norfolk out com seems to bo
growing and developing nicely
Colo and Jim 1ounger of tho notori
ous Torso Jaincs gang of desperadoes
were released from tho Stillwater Min
nesota peuitentinrjr Sunday and spent
their first day of freedom on a c team
boat oxcureion If they muko no more
destructive cxourBioiiH than that their
parole may bo indefinitely extended
Tho TurkithgoverrniuonkhaH rison con-
sidernbly in tho estimation of
ican people -by finally paying those long
idomnlty claluiH occasioned
during tho Armenian atrocities of sov
oral years ago Tho sultans namu has
been removed fromrtho require cash
-column but will for somo years bo kept
in tho blowjy department
Treasurer Norlin t et a stylo
fault ors which others will do
follow It was at hUi urgent
for do
well to
request
tlmt ho was so quickly sentenced
There have been toommuy of his kind
Who have fougirt ivgahwrt being sentenced
with all their power and escaped by
Jsook or by crook Ho mado a whole
aoino effort to mono for IiIh wrong thai
will probably result to his benefit
Tho Beo says that Nobrnska banks
luno actually lonuedU000l000 to New
Yorkers which is another of thoso stem
winder blows ctolhLred to Insurgent
Calamity by Gonoral Prosperity
Furthermore this surplus money is
vaid to oome from tho rural districts
When tho octopus of tho enst is com
pelled to borrow from tho poor and op
pressed Nebruska fanner it is time to
change some of tho popular calamity
airs
A large number of tho Iowa demo
cratic editors approve the Ohio demo
cratic platform and bellotve that ttho
Iowa state convention which moetB
August 31 Bhould follow tho Ohio lead
A contest is promised at that time a
there are several leading -editor of that
party who will appose the adoption of
such n platform and say he y will bolt
Charles A AVulsh Iowa saenibor of thai
democratic national committee favors
the Ohio plan
Norfolk may have a bull tight at htt
carnival this fall if Burt Mapes and G
A Luikart will loau their cows and
Governor Savage will consent to cuter
the arena and keep Hies away with a
Jong and flerco lookiug box elder braneh
Or perhaps n blood curdling Spanish
cock fight might prove more of a draw
ing card if the peoco officers will con-
fieut to tho thrilling exhibition in whioJUa
case Messrs Hoffmau Gibon and Cow
may probably be provniled uyou to fur
nish the roosters
The people of Krimtou took a novel
method of getting rid of -the unpopular
Dowleites Wednesday night Finding
that thoy could resist the police and the
crowd of people the happy idea struck
Mayor Bates of giving theja a shower
bath and he ordered out a Jlre engine
and turned the hose on them with the
result that thef were quickly dispersed
The people of Evanston were highly de
lighted at the snecess of the method
and will undoubtedly give the mayor a
gold medal if he so desires for his idea
TWjn M Wheeler for almost a dozen
years editor and publisher of the Wake
field Republican has fcold that paper to
Frank L Shoop an experienpeil news-
paper man of larker S I Kdltor
Wheeler i a bright newspaper man
hns faithfully served the peoplo of
Wakefield during his residence thero
and has given them n livo local paper
U retirement from tho wotk there
will 1h received with regret by many of
his patron Ho expects to engage in
tho uewspaper work again either in this
state or further west
Kditor Pont of tho Stanton Register
who is undoubtedly more at home on a
ball field than at an editors desk objects
to his competitors account of a recent
gnmo a portion of which is in tho fol
lowing languago that savors of the
back woods In Fpite of tho fact that
we mado the flrt t run stole three bases
and was forced out twice ho couldnt
find a thing to say ntid even lied about
tho muff It ihvery evident that we
should ut in our time stealing bases
and never attempt to wield a pencil on
an article for publication
Carlisle Graham made his fifth suc
cessful trip through Niagara rapids
Sunday in u barrel It took Uiree and
one half minutes for him to pats through
the whirlpool and rapids a distance of
about a mile OVIr Graham may be
daryig but his daring is of a foolhardy
sort tftat benefit no one and will un
doubtedly 5t somo time result in his
death It would seem that he could
employ 1i1b talents to a much better ad
vantage than by risking his life unnec
essarily for tho ontertniumont of a
and gaping crowd of
peoplo
Koss Hammond of the Fremont Trib
una evidently bolioved that Sioux
county Hood fake in which Miss Cott
man saved tho lives of a score of school
cliildrou by lariating her school houso to
a horse that had been grazing nearby
was ono of tho host fakes that has hap
pened lately In spito of hiB recent
manly Pxposition of tho fnko ho repub
lished It in his Mondays issuo with a
nioely executed illustration of tho scene
In which Miss Cottman is pictured
wading through tho Hood up to her
waist and tho school houso is about to
float away with tho frantic children
The Sonth Omaha bull fight pro
moters had urrauged for n gonuiuo
fight to tho finish to wind up tho
seaou or at lct they allowed that
sort of a rumor to gain currency and a
good crowd gathered to seo it when tho
sheriff and a force of deputies stopped
forward and forbid tho fight un
doubtedly to tho great relief of tho pro
moters and tho fightors Thus was the
opportunity for something real blood
curdling and cruel passed and tho spec
tators disappointed It was a notorious
farce and tho peacoaud humnuo ofiicors
were winners at cvory point of tho
game
Whatover Bartloys parolo may de
velop it is clear that thecaso has been
removed from tho field of politics He
publican papers quite gonerally offer a
mild criticism of tho governors action
or at least show an inclination to criti
cise whilo a number of democratic
papers among them the World Herald
commend tho oxecutivoB action Tho
World Herald supports tho governor
and pleads for Hartley in a column arti
cle which concludes with this para
graph Iu extending meroy to Joe
Bnrtley Governor Savage acted wisely
Time will justify his brave and gener
ous deed
Tho official report of tho Austrian
minister of the intorior regarding tho
bnt ton making trade in Moravia states
that the average hours of work for men
are IS for women 17 and for children
over ten years of ago 12 Tho average
earnings of a man ore i cents weekly
women JO cents and children 6 cents
ineiuiosc a man can earn is uo cents a
week Some of the dissatisfied Ameri
can workmen striking for higher wages
aud shorter hours should absorb these
figures and thank their lucky stars they
ore in America It is little wonder
that Auatrians come to America The
wonder is that they tan save enough in
a lifetime to pay their way hero
The Colorado Springs pickpockets
have scant respect for the pockets of
religious workers and robbed 20 Epworth
Leaguers of about all their belongings
to tho extent that ho company is
stranded and may require couuty assist
ance In some instances the robbers de
manded and secured tho trunks of the
travelers on the checks they bad stolen
If Colorado resorts are to continue pop
ular with the traveling public the peace
officers will be couyiolltd totolio imme
diate step- to discourage this class of
erimicials The treatment accorded
Colorado horso thieves in an early day
might bo excused if the proper oiilcers
arenuable to cope with ihe rascals
Andrew Carnegie can afford to estab
lish a few libraries aud endow a few
colleges in fact an ordinary persou
would think he would be compelled to
throw money away in order to get it
down to an amount that there would be
any possibility of keeping track of
Last week he received a batch of 6 per
cent bouds worth 210000000 and it is
considered that this does uot represeut
half of the Carnegie wealth He is now
of bonds in the world The contempla
tion of such amounts it quite likely to
THE NOKFOLK NEWS FRIDAY JULY 19 1K1
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mako the average persons head hwlm
and yet Carnegie says that ho is not to
bo enviedhe lacks the health with
which a lot of lets wealthy mortalH are
blested
The Sioux City Tribune yesterday se
cured reports of crop conditions from
fifty of Its correspondents In a territory
including a portion of Iowa Nebraska
and South Dnkntn which show that bo
far the sturdy northwest has defied the
furnace blasts of Old Sol and tho an
noying delay of Jupiter Pluvius It
considers that no large damage has been
dono but that there are evidences of
impending injury unless there is quick
relief It Is to be hoped that tho re
quired relief will soon como With
Kansas nml Missouri drouth stricken
there should bo an averago crop in
Iowa Nebraska and South Dakota to
ovon matter up With a good general
rain within a day or two this Foctlon of
country will have produce with which
to relievo anv lack in less fortunate lo
calities If tho drouth does bear down
it will bo somo satisfaction to known
that it Is not aleno drouth stricken
Nebraska but this state will have Mis
souri Kansas and IowTi as companions
in grief
Tju News will issue Saturday ono of
the handsomest editions that haB over
been published from this office and
thiretforo the equal of anything hereto
fore published in tho county It will
consist of M pages and vrill contain
matter of particular interest to resi
dents of tho entire county as well as
their friends Handsome halftone il
lustrations will bo used in abundance
placing familiar buildings and faces be
fore patrons of the edition It is not
confined to tho peoplo of Norfolk and
vicinity but residents of other cities and
towns iu Madison county will bo given
attention Messrs Livingston and Geo
II Spear have assisted tho publisher in
tho work and have accomplished won
ders Tho edition has been in course of
compilation for somo weeks and it is
believed that patrons will be ngreeably
interested in its many excellent points
Tho edition is limited nndithoso wish
ing extra copies should mako their
wants known immediately to be assured
that they can be supplied Thoso wish
ing advertising space should moke ap
plication at onco as the time is short be
tween now and tho day of issuo
Now that tho street fair proposition
has assumed form and a beginning is in
sight every person interested in tho
wolfaro of Norfolk should 6how such in
terest by attending tho meeting called
by Mayor Koenigstein for next Monday
night It has been so long since Nor
folk has dono anything in the line of
public entertainment that this should be
made a mngnificent success which it
will bo if evoryone tnkos hold with a will
and does thoir share Drop business
and pleasure for an hour or two and
attend Give substantial evidence that
Norfolk can bo aroused to enthusiasm
for tho benefit of the town and the en
joyment of her peoplo and neighbors oc
casionally Como armed with a word
of encouragement and an inclination to
work Leave all business or social
differences at homo Do your share
oven though every particular of tho
arrangement may not bo to your liking
Norfolk has a fine class of basilicas men
as a rule aud they have shown an energy
in the matter of public enterprise that
has attracted state wide interest hereto
fore Bat lately they have been too
modest or too deeply absorbed in busi
ness to win tho ntteutioh they deserve
Now is a good time to revive Attend
the meeting and help make it a winner
Ex State Treasurer J S Bartley who
was sentenced to a term of 20 years m
tho penitentiary for the embezzlement
of f201 000 of state funds was released
on 00 days parole by Governor Savage
Saturday night after having served
four years of his term Governor Sav
age claims to have an object in paroling
Bartloy which ho has not made public
and has imposed conditions which may
lengthen his parole indefinitely Whnt
the governors object was and what the
conditions imposed may be nmple suffi
cient for his action and until these ore
known it may be uufair to offer criti
cism For some time it has been quite
generany oeiievea mat Hartley was
made to suffer for tho wrong doing of
others and that not he but they were
theones who profited by his action If
this were true those who participated
in his crime aud derived the profit there
from should certainly share his punish
ment and his ignominy Thishowever
would be 6caut excuse for his pardon
rather the other guilty persons should
bo discovered and punished What
ever the governors objects in pardon
iug Bartley they Inust bo exceptionally
strong for the crime was no light tine
aud the sentence considered from facts
on the surface was not extreme The
public is so far interested in the case
that they would desire Bartley s punish
meat to be of such a nature as to put a
atop to further defalcations of public
officers If there i no punishment for
the crime there are many officers who
would take advantage of their position
to profit at the peoples expense and the
peoplo do not so much desire Bartleys
punishment as that others should be
deterred from following his example
reputed to be the largest single holder It is to be hoped that the governor may
be able to satisfy the people that
leys parole is deserved
Bart
It has been hot in Noffolk but no one
has died frOui tho heat Stand up for
Norfolk
The Gretna Breeze says that was a
hot town on tho Fourth How could it
be with a paper of that naino in general
circulation
Now is a good time for the promoters
of irrigation to disseminate their liter
atnre among the people Even Mis
souri would like to irrigate
Tho latest is a thresher trust organ
ized to keep up the prices for that work
The farmer who pays has the satisfac
tion of knowing that the trust is com
posed largely of farmers
Norfolks September entertainment
will be a marker in the citys history if
everything moves along ob smoothly ns
the start Everybody should attend the
Friday ulght meeting and take a part
Mr Bryan may not be a candidate
for oflico but he and bis frfendB do not
propose to be squelched by one demo
cratic convention ia a decidedly inlnor
ity state without making a otruggle for
recognition
Iowa dont often acquire a repntn
tiou for fho development of freaks and
p odigies bnt tho arrest of a
girl for horsestealing at Marshalltown
Indicates that sho can do something out
of tho ordinary when sho tries
Sioux City is threatened with an ice
famino according to tho Tribune
Either Sioux City iB enduring more
than her share of hot weather discom
forts or the Tribune is taking a mighty
mean advantage in booming the price of
ice
Nebraska fnslouists evidently propose
to stick by fusion ns long as there iB a
remnant of tho fusing parties The
chairmen of the democratic and popu
list committeeH have already indicated
that their state conventions will be
called on the same date
The presidential possibility stock of
Mayor Harrison of Chicago has taken n
new boom He received a warning
letter recently advising him to leave
town as thero was a plot developing to
assassinate him The American people
have a way of nrguing that anyone
worthy of nn assassins nttention is
worthy of tho presidency oud it may be
expected that Mr Harrison will have a
strong following for the democratic
nomination in 1004
Tho Swede who had worked on a
cattle ranch horse ranch sheep ranch
turkey ranch and skunk ranch but ob
jected to working on a monkey wrench
drew tho lino just in time Tho latest
is a dog ranch and it is located in Holt
county near ONeill Fifty bird dogs
are at present being trained there for
tho sports of Omoha and other cities
It might be well for some game warden
to seo to it that tho dogs are not allowed
to work too early in the seasou as it
is said to be unhealthy both for dogs
and thoir owners
The action of people of the drouth
stricken districts in uniting their
prayers for rain has inspired a very
able editorial on the subject in yester
days World Herald The writer very
sensibly concludes that if a unity of
prayers can avail in time of calamity
distress or sorrow they aro equally es
sential and powerful in times of pros
perity and happiness People who enn
sincerely pray for relief from drouth or
other distresB should just ns sincerely
return thanks when conditions aro per
fect and they aro enjoying life to its
fullest extent
An American doctor has been honored
by the French Academic de Medicine
for discovering a new disease Now if
it had been a new and certain cure for
an old disease or if the new disease had
been accompanied by a new and certain
cure humanity would have rejoiced
with the doctor But the race is too
much nfllicted with both old and new
diseases to feel like taking off their hats
and yelling the new discovery into their
throats on account of his find They
only see in it an opportunity for new
experiments and a possibility of an epi
Hemic of the new ailment
When contributing to the September
entertainment businessmen should uot
figure to moke the amount of their do
nations back that week They may
and they may not depending largely
upon the amount of their donatiou
what they have to sell and how they
will sell it But a sum contributed for
the entertainment will be a fine adver
tisement and will result in benefit for
months It will help attract attention
to and build up the city and if tho en
tertainment is rightly mnnaged will
promote a friendly feeling among vis
itors and induce them to come again
This iB the prime object of all public
entertainments and the city that is the
most successful at entertaining is the
most successful in other respects
Mr Bryan inconsistent I Well not
much of tenor than he speaks or seizes
his trenchant pen He is now scoring
the Ohio democrats because they didnt
come out boldly either for goldorBilver
If he could remember as far back as a
year ago he would realize that his Kan
sas Oity platform touched about as
lightly on the money question as was
possible and that the colonel himself
was very mute regarding rilver the
paramount itsueol the IfcWlsampaign
In his Indianapolis speech of acceptance
he made a wonderful tilea to have the
man placed above the dollar but
whether n gold or silver dollar was not
specified Quoting the gTeat leader s
own recent words j If the gold stand
ard is good it oujht to have been en
dorsed if bnd it ought to hnve hcn d
nounftd To ignore the snt jtel entirely
was tntxctisable
It is quite uenfrally believed in politi
cal ciiiltM that the democratic
platform is to furnish the keynoto for
the policy to be pursued by that party
iu the national campaign of 30 i iu
which event tho reorganizes appear to
have decideTlly tho best of it or at
least the party will show n radical
change from conditions that have pre
vailed during the two proceeding cam
paigns Mr Bryan has been decidedly
Bnnbbed his name not being mentioned
iu the platform whilo neither tho Kan
sas City or Chicago platforms are men
tioned Fre silver is ignored and im
perialism receives but scant recogni
tion The paramount issue according i
to the Ohio document is tarih reform
a tariff for rewnuo only being de
manded It is certainly a subject for
congratulation lor the Ohio democrats
to pull their feet out of the miro in
which their party has been lloundering
during the past eight years even though
they do find it necessary to resurrect
the old mumified tariff issue It indi
cates that thoy aro coming to their
souses and are willing to make a fresh
start on the track of political honor
The forestry work of the department
of agriculture will no longer be con
ducted under the name division of
forestry having been advanced on
July 1 to the rank of a bureau along
with three other scientific divisions of
the depnrtment The forestry work of
tho department has made such wonder
ful strides and become of such import
to the country that it is with consider
able satisfaction that friends of the
work undertaken noto its advancement
That it has commended itself to congress
is evidenced by tho appropriations of
that body In 1S9S S 2S520 was set
aside for forestry development and pres
ervation During the year just ended
the division had 8SJ20 nt its disposal
and the lost session appropriated lSo
440 to tho work The change will ad
mit of a larger ofilce force in d more ex
tensive field work and the bureau will
be organized in thr e divisions The
work of this bureau is of pnrticular im
portance to Nebraska and other western
states that have immense nreaB of land
that could be ben ficinlly converted into
forests and it is to be hoped that the
bureau will consider this work of prime
importance Thero are millions of
acres of land that would be converted
into valuable property by planting it to
trees and the climnte of the west would
be immensely benefited thereby If
the state government corporations nnd
private individuals will co operato with
the bureau tho work will advance much
more rapidly and thoroughly
FARMER CHARGEDWITH MURDER
Frank Simonds Under Arrest at Osce
ola Declares His Innocence
Osceola Neb July 15 Frank Si
monds a farmer living three miles
north of Shelby a town seven miles
east of Osceola was lodged in tho
county jail here under the charge of
murder
Sheriff Donnelly of Green county
Illinois arrived here Friday in quest
of his man and In company with
Sheriff Nuqulst of Polk county drove
to Mr SImonds farm When informed
of his arrest he took the matter very
coolly saying
I know what you want mo for Tho
Green county peoplo suppose I am
guilty of killing that man but I am
not I left thero shortly after tho mur
der it is true but I did so to break
away from all my evil associates I
was trotting In a pretty fast class
back m Illinois but since hero havo
been trying to do the right thing
Simondswasbroughthere and lodged
In the county jail pending the arrival
of requisition papers he refusing to re
turn for trial
SPARKS FROM THE WIRES
B E Zartman was elected supremo
chancellor of the United Commercial
Travelers
Lightning and fire destroyed tho Bar
Harbor summer home of F W
Lawrence Saturday
The British admiralty has made a
successful test of a new device for de
stroying submarine boats
The roof of tho Union railroad tun
nol in Baltimore fell on a passenger
train but no one was hurt
Rev Dr Byron Sunderland ot Wash
ington died from a blood clot on the
brain Sunday at Catsklll N Y
W R Covert of Anderson Ind is
preparing to make fotaaal claim of
title to Alcatraz Island near San
Francisco
War on mashers in Danver has
started a feud among politicians The
mayor pardoned loafers arrested by
the police
An infernal machine was sent to
Miss Laura Barney daughter of a rich
broker living at Ogontz Pa
Tho aldermen and councllmen and
other officials of Covington Ky were
indicted Saturday charged with au
thorizing the payment of fraudulent
claims
r IIIn Oivn Trap
There lfl a young man in tho pension
office who Is buying a houso on the
installment plan at u town somewhere
hetween this city nnd Baltimore and
his donr little wife lives out thero It
is his wont to come In early of a morn
ing nnd to go out again on tho 530
train when his dnys work Is done A
few days ngo he met nn old friend from
Chicago nnd yielding to the eatreatlou
of thnt old friend he decided to spend
the evening In town He was so afraid
wlfle would- feel hurt if she knew Uiat
be had deliberately planned an even
ings good time without counting her
In that he mnnfully resolved to deceive
her Accordingly ns he came nwuy
from the olllce he went to a telegraph
olllce and nent this message to her
Unavoidably detained Missed C30
train Will be out Inter
It TOiy n grent deal later when ho
renched his happy home Wllle met
him nt the door nnd there was a look
in her eye that every married man
lenrns to know and Instinctively to
drend
Did you get my missnge precious
ho asked ns he klssid her tenderly
holding his breath meanwhile ns a pre
cautionary measure
Yes dear she made answer nnd
when n woinnn calls her husband
dear tlmt way you can cflt loose from
the weather bureau and prognosticate
n few things on your own hook Yes
dear 1 received your message Hero
It Is
There It was sure enough It was
marked ns plain ns plain could be
Received nt -123 He hadnt thought
of that Washington Tost
Nature an an Armorer
There nre few departments of hu
man life where mnn has been so en
tirely anticipated and nt the same time
surpassed by the lower animals as In
the Invention of armor
Ills cunnlngest devices of the mailed
fist order were none of them original
If you examine a fine nnd fully devel
oped suit of plate armor in tho form
which It assumed at Its highest zenith
In the fifteenth century you will find
that the trunk nnd limbs were com
pletely Inclosed In a splendid fitting
jointed case of Iron plates nil exqui
sitely polished The suit as a whole
was a triumphant product of the ar
morers art
Yet if you look nt a lobsters tall you
will see at n glance that all these clev
er devices of mans Imagining had
been Invented nnd patented long be
fore by nature and that the elaborate
workmanship of the Plantagenet
craftsmen who cased knight nnd horse
for the battlefield or the tournament In
glistening metal wns but a poor Imita
tion of tho Ineffable skill with which
tho unheeded crustaceans of the time
protected every vulnerable portion of
their bodies from the assaults and at
tacks of their submarine enemies
Strand Magazine
An Old SnltM Storica
The captain of the brig was much
disliked by his officers nnd being ill
with yellow fever nnd likely to die the
first lieutenant used to drill the ma
rines in the burial service on the deck
over the captains cabin by way of
cheering him up the corporal giving
his orders in a loud voice tlius The
corpse is now n coming up tho atch
way Reverse harms Tho skipper
ultimately recovered
The commander of a certain gunboat
used to say that having no doctor on
board he mixed the medicines provid
ed in a chest Into two bottles and
whenever any of his crew happened
to be sick he drew an Imaginary line
across the mans stomach and accord
ing ns the pain wns above or below
that line he gave him a dose out of No
1 or No 2 Ho claimed that no man
ever came to him twice which was
very likely Hurrah For the Life of
a Sailor by Vice Admiral Kennedy
Trouble In the Chnrch
The Kennebec Me Journal says
They made a strenuous matter of re
ligion in the good old days as is shown
by this extract from the diary of
Charles Creamer of Waldoboro under
date of June 182S
Sunday there was a knockdown in
the Congregational meeting houso be
tween tho Congregatlannllsts and Uni
versalis The Unlvcrsallsts came off
victorious I was there Saturday
night the pulpit was guarded all night
by men with clubs Sunday wns the
great day Both parties occupied the
church and there were great music
nnd singing Afterward the Congrega
tlonalists bought out the Unlvcrsallsts
and there was no more trouble
Explained
Maw whats de difference between
er politician and er statesman
Well honey a mushrooms good
aint it
Yes urn
And a toadstool is plzen aint It
Yes urn
And dey bof look alike
Yes urn
Des same difference from a states
man to a politician Brooklyn Life
A natler
This Is the letterhead of an Iowa law
yer
LAWYER
Predicts In ewy court on the western hemi
sphere Perfects titles and buys and sella mort
gage Makes loans and collections Am the red
beaded scar faced freckle begrimed legal Na
poleon of the slope and always in the saddle Ac
tive as the wild untamed feline Fierce as lion
and gentle as a dove
AND WITH GOOD ADVICE MAKE WAB
An Obliging Tradesman
Mrs Youngwlfu I want five pounds
of Bugnr please
Dealer Yes maam Shall we Bend
It for you
Mrs Youngwlfe No Ill take It with
me If it Isnt too heavy
Dealer Ill make it as Ught as
for you maam Philadelphia
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