i t It- A WOMANS WORK When breakfast thlngi ar cleared wir Tb tune Mil nmliWi rltr For she again tits down to think Of something appetltliuj The dinner she mut soon prcpar Or Rive the rook direction And Rmt la the relief she freli When the has made selection not When dinner things are cleared wtj The problem that Is upjwr la juat the same with one word changed What can 1 ret for suppert She wanta to Rive them something new And long Is meditation Till choice Is made and then begins The work of preparation When supper things are cleared away Again Iter mind Is worried for then the thinks ot breakfast tlms When meals arc often hurried Bhe ponders oer It long until The question In decided Then bustles round till she makes sursj That everythings provided That womans work Is never dons Has often been disputed But that shes worried is a fact And cannot be refuted The worry over what to eat i Is greatest of these questions And glad shed tc If some one else Would make the meal suggestions Pittsburg Cbronlcle Telegrapk Ibe consulting Detective A BTOIIY OP A VOCAL CLEW BY SEACOAL I Yes I am a detective Tom Oakley leaning over the back of n large stuffed chair In the club parlor faced our little group with a cynical smile playing over his lips One or two of ub had BUBpectcd something of the kind but all of us were astonished at his frank admission He waited for some comment but none of ub spoke A consulting detective if you will but nevertheless a detective he went on I regret the necessity of the ad mission not for the reason that I am ashamed of my work but because my usefulness is likely to be somewhat Im paired by knowledge of It I presume you have the prejudice against the work that Ib common Deal with the knowledge I have given you here In the club as you see fit I Bhall not de fend myself nor explain no matter how much I may care for the loss of associ ations However detectives are not held in the disrepute they once were iWhen the principle of setting a thief to catch a thief was in application a de tective was not the sort of person one Invited to dinner That was the days of Jonathan Wild and Vldocq After all In those days It was the man him self and not his work that was In dis credit Now when plays are written to glorify spies and detectives It will hardly do to hold the latter In disre pute However I have discovered an especial aptitude We all thought you were practicing law remarked one of us I faithfully tried to for three years replied Tom and nearly starv ed Clients were shy having failed to perceive my great legal abilities Some thing more than a year ago accident discovered my detective abilities and In the year following I made more of an Income three times over than In the three preceding years Give us the accident Tom de manded Harwood You know Weltwerter the brewer added Tom Well something more than a year ago an employee sought me to bring a suit for damages against him for Injuries received at the brew ery Weltwerter is a good fellow and I thought more would result from an appeal to his sympathies than from a suit especially as I wasnt altogether clear that contributory negligence could not be proved against my client The brewer was away at his country seat at the time but I wrote him and promptly received reply to the effect that he would be at his city house on a certain night not far away when If I would call we would talk the matter over His house was In Bedford ave nue a double house occupying several lots with his stable on the rear street Arriving at the appointed time I found iWeltwerter and his wife in great dis tress and excitement Their house had been robbed How much time bad elapsed since the bur glary they could not tell but It was some time within two weeks since the b ewer had visited the house two weeks previously and there were no signs of robbery then All of their plate was gone which together with other valuables mndo a substantial loss but these things however much value In money they represented were nothing compared with the loss of cer tain papers over which Weltwerter made great moan declaring that In It tho guiding purpose of his lifo was Tone Immediately on the discovery of the robbery the brewer had sent for the police detectives and was waiting for them when I arrived At my sugges tion all went over the house We found a basement window at the back of the house broken and tho rear door open Evidently the thief or thieves had made their entrance through the win dow and had opened the door from the Inside A spoon on tho floor near the door an article of little value outside of It another on the walk leading to tho carriage house led us to follow In that direction and on the floor of that house found several unimportant arti cles apparently thrown away It seemed to me that all the booty had been trans ported to tho stable and removed at leisure from there because more was taken than two men could have carried away at once Going back to the house all tho indications to me were that whoever the person was he was famil iar with the interior of the house knew the location of the valuables and had gone about his work with a preci sion born of that knowledge The awble plato and paper had locked In a large safe In tho dining room The snfo doors were open and tho lock uninjured so that It was clenr the thief know tho combination I pointed out all three things to the brewer Hut he was confounded lie could fix on no person for only him self his wife and his daughter lelln knew the combination Ills servants Including the coachman hnd accompa nied hlin to his country place and had not been nbsout a day or n night In the course of our examination we reached the large music room on the other sldo of the hall and In the rear of the parlor As the Weltwcrterfl were nil musical It was the principal gather ing place of tho family when at home There wns a piano here n harp a vio loncello In a frame a rack for violins ami a closet In the rack In fact there were Instruments about mifllcleut to supply a good sized orchestra The brewer who had been looking over these Instruments and had attempted to unlock the closet In the violin rack suddenly made an outcry The lock of this closet had been broken He Hung open tho door excitedly to find that It wbb empty From his outcries and the TI1K NORFOLK NEWS FRIDAY JUNK 21 1001 tlons treated them with Infintto scorn even Intimated that 1 had written tho words on the sheet to bolster up my po sition nnd said that they were quite certain that Inquiry of Miss Weltwer ter would elicit that the phonograph record had been made In her presence by a friendly critic perhaps her In structor Weltwerter seemed to wnl ble to their side perhaps because the Idea of an rdurated musician nnd n burglar In one ami the same person wns too Incongruous for him to grasp with belief but his wife Inclined to my view 1 was nettled and the scorn with which I was treated made n de tective of me for convinced that the police detectives would never II ltd the man on the lines they adopted 1 then and there determined to make the In quiry myself One of the first things I did wiih to persuade Mrs Weltwerter to send for her daughter Leila with whom I had a conversation Immediately on her arriv al One police notion wiih dissipated at once Bhe had never submitted her composition to the criticism of anybody and knew of no corrections Hung to the phonograph She was piqued over tin words pushing rapidly between him nssertlon of error In her work and as ski kIim 1lIalitail 11 iltiosl tlll t i m ilin record and his wife I gathered that a valuable violin had been stolen that It was uu j Amatl for which he had paid a vast Bum and that It was his own pet In strument While the brewer wns lamenting his loss I observed on the plnno several sheetB of music Though 1 know abso lutely nothing about music I took them up and saw that It was not print ed but manuscript music and that on the bottom of one sheet but partially covered with notcB was written theBe words The gentleman relieving you of some of your valuables begs to submit that there are here grave errors of composition Go to your grapbophone and listen to how It ought to be Abruptly asking the brewer if he had a phonograph in the house he In differently pointed to a corner where I saw an instrument Going to It I found one with a recording appliance attached On the cylinder was a rec ord Removing It I brushed off the dust nnd replacing It set the machine In motion when an agreeable nlr was ground out In what I thought rather a good baritone voice to be suddenly i changed to spoken words these Compare the version I have sung Into the phone with your manuscript and you will see that you are wrong in your sixths and can detect your error Weltwerter was quite evidently an noyed by my manipulation of the pho nograph and so when I showed him the sheets of music he replied Impa tiently Yes yes It Is my daughter Leilas work She composes music This was done the day before we left for the country It Is not complete But the words written at the bottom of the page to which I directed his at tention awakened him to Interest In fact he was astounded and he de manded that I should again put the machine In motion while he compared the written music with It In this ho was Joined by his wife an accomplish ed pianist as I afterward learned Again nnd again the record wns played until the voice was strongly Impressed on my memory The brewer could not recognize the voice but Mrs Weltwerter seemed to find something familiar In It though she could not fix It Into association with any person The brewer evidently believed that the person who had writ ten tho words and sang to the machine were one and the same and that ho was a musician His Indignation that a musician should be a thief and that that thief should be enough of a musi cian to detect errors in his daughters composition and be Impudent enough to prove It was ludicrous While Weltwerter was mixing his Indignation at the critic with laments over tho theft of his Amatl by the crit ic I was closely examining the writing It clearly Indicated to me familiarity with the use of the pen together with tho spoken words of the record a habit of grammatical expression Gaining the attention of the brewer I said that these things indicated that the burglar Was a man of education a trained sing er of a baritone voice familiar to a de gree at least with the technical side of music and that other Indications show ed that he was familiar with the Inte rior of the bouse and Its habits and customs Said I This Is no ordinary burglar Mr Weltwerter The points I have made should be clews to his detection and Ehould ennblc you to settle on some one or more persons to be suspected In fact said I under sudden Inspiration I should not be surprised If at the end you would find that the man coveted your Amatl and that he entered tho house for the purpose of securing that In the first place Mrs Weltwerter was Impressed and asked if I were a detective Beforo I could reply her husband broke In with the explanation that I was a lawyer and It seemed to me In a tone Implying that therefore there was no reason for giving consequence to my words Be fore I could sustain myself by argu ment the police detectives summoned by Mr Weltwerter made their appear ance After learning all the brewer could tell them they went about an ex amination of the premises after their methods and concluded that tho bur glary was tho work of professionals though they differed among them selves as to what professionals they were I took issue with them and air ed the theories I had advanced to Mr Weltwerter I showed them the writ ing on the music eheet and ground out the tune for them and wound up with suggesting that this man avowing himself to be the one who had taken the valuables possessed accomplish ments not usually the acquirements of the professional burglar These astute men resented my no- she listened attentively to holding her written music In compari son I watched her narrowly Almost Immediately a dull red Hush crept over her face but whether It was due to a recognition of the voice or to n convic tion that sho hnd been detected In error I could not determine but when the sudden chnnge to the spoken words todk place a sort of startled light sprang Into her eyes She hesitated In reply to my question If she recognized the voice finally saying that she did not that at llrst It seemed familiar but the Impression faded as she listened 1 was not satisfied It seemed to me as though the young womnn could hnve said more If she were Inclined that she hnd something of suspicion 1 pressed this view upon her but sho cs caped conclusions by asserting that a tone or two of the recorded voice hnd Buggested a person but only n tone or two that It was simply absurd to asso ciate tho person with the deed of bur glary Fortunately for me I had plenty of time to make Inquiries but notwith standing that 1 devoted all my time to the work I made no headway Firmly convinced that the burglar was a pro fessional musician I worked on that line attending all plnces where I could hear baritone singers I tried to make the acquaintance of all musicians who had been In the hnhlt of gathering at the Weltwerter house but It was sum mer time and I could reach but a few One dny at the end of three weeks of this discouraging work I was sit ting In my otllce quite despondent when I was called up on the telephone by my sister We had been conversing but a moment when some one cut In on us on a crossed line I was about to demand of the central otllce to protect us In our possession of the line when I was startled by another voice the one of the record on the Weltwerter phono graph the one I had been looking for dreaming of for three weeks and I lis tened breathlessly The subject of the talk of the two who had cut In wns the orchestration of some musical score at a theater for which the voice was at work It ended with a remark of the voice that the other could communi cate at any time with him by telephone and giving his telephone number I closed my talk with my sister as quickly as I decently could and hasten ed to the central oflice Learning the name of the subscriber who had the number the voice had given I was surprised to find it was that of a drug gist on tho hill This did not bear out my theory but I traveled to the store to find It one of the superior sort It required the exercise of no little skill to discover who had talked through the telephone an hour previously on a mu sical subject but It came out In the end and I wns told that It was a pro fessional musician known ns Elmer Molesworth occupying apartments on a floor above the store Inquiries In the neighborhood show ed that the musician was held In es teem as nn Industrious upright man I learned however that more than once he had been one of a stringed quartet at musical gatherings nt Weltwerters Armed with this fact I sought Miss Weltwerter and forced her to the ad mission that she had recognized Moles worths voice In that of the record but was not willing to believe It From her also I learned a valuable fact She had as a precious relic a sheet or two of original manuscript by Mozart which she kept In the safe in the din ing room On the occasion of a musical at their house once she had talked to Molesworth of this nnd taking the mu sician to the safe had opened It before him to show It I Baw now how Moles worth had obtaiued the combination and knowledge of the contents of the safe By a Ilttle strategy In a few days I obtained a note from Molesworth so that I was enabled to make a compari son with tho writing on tho music sheet and to see a marked resemblance It now seemed ripe for an arrest but here Weltwerter stepped In He feared If arrest were made hlB paper would bo lost and he preferred the re covery beforo everything said he would sacrifice everything for them his plate valuables and even his loved Amatl He begged mo to undertake their recovery So I began my detect ive career by compounding a felony I visited Molesworth In his apartments nnd bluntly charged him with the bur glary He was cool and Belf possessed He denied my charge Indignantly but I told him the story of his deed and the methods of Its accomplishment step by step and how I had been led to fix up on hlra All this time my eyes had been busy about the room Ab I as cended the etatrs I had heard the sound of a violin but I aaw none Be side his desk was a shawl on the floor nnd something teemed to bo under it Suddenly I sprang tip aud lifted that linwl Under It wns a violin Moles worth turned pjle and 1 lifting the In strument nnd pointing to a mark on It snld dramatically It was the tomptn Hon to possess this Amatl that led you Into the crime He wilted at once I followed tip my advantage by promis ing him on behalf of Weltwerter Im munity silence and safety If he would return what he had taken nnd he broke down nnd confessed That afternoon I returned the prlr ed papers and the Amatl to the brewer Tiie plate had been disposed of or de stroyed and Weltwerter highly pleas ed over his recoveries let It go lie gave me a handsome Tee This started me on my career for Weltwerter with an exaggerated Iden of my abilities called me to ferret out a leak tu the funds of a bank of which lie was a director aud In which 1 was successful This led to similar em ployments until now 1 am a full fledg ed consulting detective who puts the public ollleer on the right track though I maintain my lawyers shingle on Court street as before Weltwerters papers Oh neither you nor 1 would care for them They were proofs of his rights to an estute of rocks and trees and a ruined castle In Germany and to the title of the fam ily from which ho was descended To obtain tho money with which to sup port them he had browed beer In this country lie Iiiih Hold out to a trust 1 believe and is going to Germany booii Brooklyn Haglo Illack llaln The first case of black rain which comes under review occurred at Gra hnmstown nnd tho Hurroundlug dis trict In August 1HSH and It extended over an area of no loss than JtOO square miles says Chambers lournul Since then there have happened several showers of a similar description but less pronounced In their sable charac ter Other showers of black rain luivo been recorded In Ireland one of which was felt over an area of -100 Hquuro miles No one seems to have microscopically examined the wnter which fell at Gra hamstown but it was noted that the liquid gradually cleared when placed In a suitable vessel and a black pre clpltateJVllJromJtnuhchittertases referred to the deposit lias boon care fully examined and wns found to con sist of microscopic organisms which averaged about tho twelve thousand five hundredth part of an Inch in length and which wore Identified with the same fungoid organisms that are responsible for blight In the plnuts which they Infest and subsequently for smut mildew and rust In wheat nnd barley The writer sums up his remarks thus Humidity is known to contrib ute largely to the copious production of fungi and during protracted drought the regions affected thereby will re main comparatively bare of fungi but during the seasons of frequent rain falls the production of n fungoid vege tation Is Inrgely increased St Ilolonn St Helena Is a great place for caves nnd hills Both abound particularly the latter Geologically speaking the Islnnd is largely If not wholly vol canic nnd a lot of extinct craters are apparent Some of tho pinnacles have queer names such as Lots Wife the Man nnd the Horse the Asses Kara Holdfast Tom Old Joan Iolnt Stone Top etc The only Inhabited place Is James town which has a population of about 2i00 It lies in a deep valley sur rounded by very high hills It is not a particularly healthy place Ladder hill Is where the government house Is situated It is so called because of the almost precipitous ladderlike wooden Btalrs by which ItH acclivity of 000 feet has to be scaled Nearly four miles Inland from James town Is an Isolated farmhouse on un elevated plateau about 2000 feet above the sea This Is Longwood where Na poleon lived from 1815 until he died there In 1821 The house is a long low whitewashed fairly trim building with extensive outhouses some rather fine old trees and a good bit of decent farm laud The ltmt Chlnme Actresn Many vlstors to the Celestial king dom have noted tho absence of vomen from the stage All the roles In a Chi nese piny are tnkeu by men This sin gular custom Is traced back to a wom ans whim The Emperor Yung Tschlng married nn nctress at tho be ginning of the eighteenth century when women were allowed on the stage The emperor died nnd the em press dowager ruled tho country for her son tho Prince Kim Sung To satisfy her vanity this shrewd and most peculiar woman Issued a decree In tho year 1730 forbidding un der pennlty of Instant death by tho sword of tho executioner nny member of her sex to nppenr on tho Chinese stage After me no one said tho empress dowager nnd since her day no woman within the rench of Chinese law hns dared to test tho strength of her decree In Hongkong a British colony women have played In Chinese theaters but never aa yet wo believe In San Francisco WclKht of Women Ilrnlns The womans brain is always lesa than the mans From Boyds figures we can pick out 102 men and 113 worn en between 04 Inches and 00 Inches high averaging close on 05 Inches for each group But the brains of the men average 400 ounces while those of the women are only 410 ounces which gives the men nn advantage of 12 per cent There are 21 tonal men whose height averages 02 Inches and there are 135 women of tho same height Tho bruins of tho men weigh 450 ounceB thoBe of the women only 420 ounces New York Herald lip linen Kiiiii Sninrlliltiu A middle aged gentleman who has boon looking over his old school exam ination papers writes to The Academy expressing his chagrin at the discov ery of the fact Hint ho knows less than he did years ago I knew some thlngn thcn nrlthinclle for example Today 1 am at the mercy of any waiter who brings me change At hooking olllces I keep vast crowds walling and miss lug their trains while I do Inhorloiis subtuictlon stiuiH In my hend but at school what a hand 1 win at figures Look at UiIh Three glaziers A It aud C rent a piece of pastuio laud for a mouth A puts on 17 cattle for Ul days II IP Tor IM days ami C 211 for Sift days If at tho end of tho mouth tho rent and other charges amount to 11 oh Hid how much of this ought to be paid by eachr I could do that In 1891 I couldnt do It now I have no Idea where to be gin It may be easy but the point Is that I have not the key There used to bo a Jugglery with x ami 1 could manage It Now that 1 pay Income tax and have statements of account from my publisher every half year I can manage It no longer Ami I seem to hnve known zoology too Zoology I 1 Room to have been able to describe and draw diagrams of the heart and princi pal blood vessels of tho crnyllsh Once good heavens once 1 was a well Informed boy Today I dont see how 1 should pass the third class college of preceptors London Academy The Nnvr Mnno Ilfr Lnymon call our life exciting nnd think that wo see a lot of the world said the navy man but Its a big mis take What do we know of any of the ports we visit The pier other boats that may happen to be there at the same time and the English club of the town thats all we see And Its nil we know about After youve touched nt n few ports and gone through the snmo performance over nnd over again yon get mighty tired of It As for our life whnt Is It but n perpetual club life There are a few professional club demands but the rest of our time Is spent In much the samo way that a man spends his at his club In smoking reading In swapping lies In making oneself agreeable to ouesJrlciidB who may do him the hon or of n visit nnd In making oneself agreeable to some other fellows friends who may do him the honor of a visit thats the sum of our ex istence and when you think thats It for day In and day out you can hut agree that u whole lifetime of It might begin to pall Its like wearing evening clothes all the time or spending ones life at the opera or always having dessert and nothing else for dinner All play and no work makes a dull boy of almost any Jack I sometimes wonder how any of us navy men manage to rise superior to our opportunities for sink ing Into stupiditys lowest depths New York Sun HlnrUd III Mil fir It seems so strange said tho lady who had returned to visit tho old scenes again that your sou Arthur Is u poet When I knew him I never suspected that he had an Inclination In that direction I suppose though that you have seen it In lilin from the first No the young mans mother re idled he never gave any Indication of It as a boy Ills schoolhooks are not ns one would naturally suppose scrib bled full of rhymes He did not lisp In numbers as we read that other po ets did Indeed Arthur was about as plain and practical a boy as could have been found anywhere Thats the way he always seemed to me When was It discovered that ho had this gift Well the first time we noticed It on him was one dny after a heavy sign which had projected out over tho street fell ns he was walking along nnd struck him on the head As soon ns ho regained consciousness he seem ed to be a poet Chicago Times-Herald Clerical Sarcasm A clergyman on a recent Sunday gave out the following notice says Tho Christian Endeavor World Tho regular meeting of tho donkey parade will be held as usual at the close of this service Members will line up Just outside the church door make remarks nnd stare at the women who pass as Is their custom Any member known to escort a young womnn to church like a man nnd sit with her like a gentleman will be promptly expelled from member Bhlp Vinegar Vinegar Is a diluted form of acetic ncld aud hns been known from tho earliest period Wine vinegar Is made from wine lees and Inferior wines principally In France the finest being obtaiued from white wines Malt vin egar Ib procured from nn Infusion of malt which has previously undergone fermentation or from apple cider Vin egar In the form of lotions Is a valua ble external stimulant Joke on tfae Other Fellow His Mother to wife going through the pockets of her husbands clothing I wouldnt do that Irene Come now do you think It Is right Wife That depends upon the motive My object Is not mercenary I only wnnt to play a practical Joke upon any pickpocket who may happen to operate upon dear George Boston Transcript Artificial flowers were unknown to the ancient civilized nations of Europe They nre first mentioned In Italy In the fourteenth century but In China they were known at an earlier date Thp PprflfnnH illil nnt minlnh ttiA ret offense of murder I THEMALLEABLE JPflt I m iti Timsi i i MmV LLp i Cn iVSrj S est able WITH POUCH FEED Tot 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