G The Norfolk flecas Tho pi ico of tnh o hops hops hns mined now i Anyway Emperor MoKlnloydocRtit hnvo to lino Ills bedroom with bollrr iron ns n protection ngalnM his enemies Scnntor Allons status Is settled Ho is n privnto citircn onco moro and thuro ia no vnontioy in the jndgeshtp of tho Ninth district Queen Wilholmina of Hollnnd haR or dered a 100000 Hauler gown It is to 10 hoped that sho doesnt sot tlio faslilon for editors wives Kansas will bo compelled to Kinolch Mrs Nation before tho proper enthusl nitu with which to celebrato General Jfunstons exploit can bo obtained With Pottlgrow defeated Aguinaldo raptured and Webster Davis lost tho outlook for an unti demonstration in tho very near future is anything but bright To bo frank about it we cannot ravo over this Rlolgh riding business just as April is about to dawn It has a frigid aspect and dont augur well for early radtBhcs Tho autis thould at onco begin an agitntion in favor of life imprisonment for General Funston as a fitting punish mont for capturing their great leader in tho Philippines A white man liviug near Wnbnsh Indiana haR turned black and tho task of making n person beliovo that white is black and black is white is not nearly so difficult thoro as it used to be It is said that tho illiteracy of tho negroes of tho sontli has decreased GO per cent in tho last JO years If such is tho coso tho poor whito trash will bo compelled tolook to their laurels Perhaps not another man in tho army -would live to tell of it if ho took tho risks that havo boon taken by General Fred Tnuston Ho seems to bear a charmed life and is a winner in his undertakings Governor Dietrich has Biguod tho bill legalizing tho practice of osteopathy in Nebraska aud those who desire tho trout wont of this school may now tako it without fear of being arrested for thoir choice Rovorsos of tho usual order of things nppear to bo rifo A Kansas City man recently paid a lawy or il for getting him sout to jail for a year Usually people will pay hnndsomely to bo kept out of jail Tho prohibitiouibts are planning to conduct a compalgn in Nobraska this fall from im automobile With an nutomobilo au auto jaw and an auto watering can they nuto attract some attention A storm which lasted SO minutes near iSao City Iown is Baid to have distrib uted largo lumps of baking soda The people liviug thero aro now looking for a shower of roady baked biscuits and xuaple syrup Tho gold democrats aro laboring to win iu tho St Louis city election so that they con tako tho stato out of tho Bryan column in 1004 Tho republicans will probnbly do that for them if thoy nro given a fair chance In regard to Lafo Youngs statement that Dos Moines has railroads in every direction except straight up and down the Boone Republican is unable to under stand why tho dovil has omitted such na important terminal Sioux City Journal The fast pace set in Washington wnB too much for Ex Congressmau Thomas J Bradloy of tho Ninth New York dis trict and ho is dead as the result of in dulgence and fast liviug at the national capital He was n protege of Croker and Sullivan Tho fraud in tho Philippines will un doubtedly bo as promptly dealt with ns that in Cuba Because certain individ uals get a long distance from Undo Sams headquarters they must not be allowed to form tho opinion that the old mans arms aro too short to reach them On being appointed to a captaiuoy in the regular army Adjutant GeneralJ N Kilian at once resigned aud Col Wm H Hnyard of the second regiment has been appointed to the positiou of adju tant general This leaves a vacancy at the head of tho regiment which will bo filled by election A Methodist minister of Brooklyn hss declined an ndvauoo of 500 a year en his salary tendered by the official board after a successful two yeara pastorate during which the church was relieved of a heavy dobt Similar instances nre rare even among ministers while with the laity it is probably unheard of A Niobrara merchant advertises that iu order to make room for a spring stock he will sell all limburger cheeso at cost He wants eggs in exchmge He should use the utmost precaution that tho two articles do not mix for where some people will eat limburger with impunity Jbey invariably draw the line on eggs - that hnvo acquired tho nromn cctilinr to tllllt CllCCHO Nebraska is not the only plnco whoro winter is lingering in tho lap of spring Ponnsvlvania has just experienced a regular blizzard disastrous to Imlllo and telephone and telegraph communica tions while Kansas is blockaded by an unusually heavy snow fall Nebraska all things considered is not tho worst spot on earth Tho Konnard Enterprise modestly duns id delinquents as follows What to Hat is tho name of a Minneapolis paper that comes to us now anil then Wo would respectfully inform tho pub lisher that what to cat is not so Important just now as how to got It Porhaps our delinquent subscribers might assist us Knillo Aguinaldo lias taken tho oath of allegiance to the United States which is perhaps tho heaviest blow that tho In surrection could sustain Ho has invest igated the conditions in tho arohlpolago and Is undoubtedly satisfied not only that Ills cause is hopeless but that American control is not as bad as pic tured by Ills American friends Nebraskas neighbor ou tho east is ex periencing somu excitemontovor tho dis covery of coal oil nt Grconvillo a small village near Sponcor Iowa It is to be hoped that tho find is valnablo and that enough oil mnyjjvontually be discovered to make it almost as readily procurable as water Thon Kodkofollor and his oil trust can be successfully combattod Citizens of both political parties In St Louis havo signed an offer of rownrd for tho detection of any fraud in tho city election to bo held this spring The effort is being made for nn honest elec tion in tho Missouri metropolis nud it should bo successful Missouri Ib get ting so good recently that it will not bo surprising if it goes republican soon It appears from recent utterances that tho democrats nro again preparing for an assault on tho American protective tariff policy but thoy cannot win on that any moro than thoy did on the anti imperialistic proposition Tho peoplo tried their well worn idon sovoral years ago and tho results wero so disastrous that few will care for a repetition of tho experiment Young men should hereaftor enquire into tho status of their swootliearts affec tion boforo making a public display of thoir love A Sioux City young man who had boon nbsont from homo for some timo saluted his adorod ono in a vory demonstrative and public manner whon ho returned homo and tho girl hnd him arrested and tried for disturbing tho poaco Goorgo Milbauk a theatrical man wants to ongngo Aguinaldo at 50000 for a lecture tour of 100 leading cities in this country nud offors to put up a gunrantee of J00000 for tho Filipinos good behavior Of course ho expects tho Americau people to reimburso him by attending tho leotures which in point of ability or entertainment would prob ably not 10 wortli two conts per dozou Kansas farmers aro orcauiziue to handle this years crop of wheat on the co oporativo plan They beliovo that thoro is n combino among tho olevators to llx tho price of their grain and pro poso to fight it This is probably tho forerunner of a farmers trust which if fully orgauizod will undoubtedly bo the most powerful ever conceived of nB it will control the food supply from first hands Roger Q Mills author of tho famous tariff bill has joined tho plutocrats Ho is now making 15000 a dny from his oil lands near Corsieann Texas What will becomo of tho common people if all their old timo leaders desert their ranks nt the rato it has been goiug ou in tho last few yenrs They seem to bo finding opportunities to make money in spito of tho fear of some that tho trusts had a corner on tho wealth and power of tho land Tho gnllaut denth of Lieutenant Com mauder Jesso M Roper of tho gunboat Petrel in tho Asiatic squadron appeals to all American peoplo The brave ofllcor in oudeovoring to savo the lives of his shipmates from destruction by a lire in tho sailroom lost his own whilo all othors on the boat wero saved A moro gallant act among tho many re ported from tho Philippines has not been recorded The politicians at Chicago awoke the working men election morning with tho playing of bands and firing of can non crackers They wero anxious that the men should awake in time to exer cise their right of franchise before going on duty and this method was employed to bring them out Modern political methods employed in tho Windy City certniuly testify to tho push nud pro gress of its inhabitants Thelrquois S D Chief finds on iu vestigation that about 70 per cent of tho large deposits iu tho banks of that towu belong to farmers It concludes thnt tho poor farmer is no longer in evi dence but that they are striotly it The same condition prevails in all parts of tho country to a greater or less ex tent The time may come when the S THE NORFOLK NEWS FRIDAY APRIL 1901 editor nlo will own plethoric pocket unquestionably boon wenkoned by the books nud bank accounts Another chump this tlmoat Wlustod Conn lias endeavored to exhibit won derful gormandizing capaoity by eating II hard boiled eggs at a hitting If ho was not killed it is no credit to himself but rather a discredit to tho biltty of his meal Ifhobrokoa record no ono is likely to fall down before him and worship him for a hero Such con tests nro moro disgusting than tho nvor ago prize tight and it is prcbumod moro dangerous Tho licenso to marry nn Oklahoma squaw now costs 1000 Oh no it is not becauso t hoy aro more handeomo than n whito woman or becauBo they make better wives It is because thoy own considerable property and havo n sharo in all of Uncle Sums gouerosity which lias been a soro temptation to certain classes to become squaw men Tho license is a sort of prohibitive tax on squaw mon a high protective tariff for tho squaw Sennto flloNo fll providlug for a stato votorinariau and for tho control of contagious diseases among animals was passed by tho legislature boforo it ad journed Tho bill also calls for an ap propriation uocessary to carry out its provisions Tills is of importance to tho veterinarians of tho stato whqwill havo a recognized ofllcial bond under whom to work and tho law will bo of inestimable advautago to farmers and all othors intorestod in healthy animals nud the control of contagion Tho California Cored Fruit proposes to tako tho prune some times despisod and tho subject for many a joke out of disroputo If advertising will do it Tho association has taken spaco in somo of tho larger papers and has filled it with recipes thnt are calcu lated to uiako the mouth water The recommendation of physioians that tho fruit is uutritivo nud at onco n laxative aud tonic is given This method of giving tho California product publicity will undoubtedly crento an in creased domand Governor Dietrich is impressed with tho analogy botwoeu tho different methods of curing corpornl ills and tho various kinds of money Iu discussing tho ostoopathy bill ho said Tho green back currency liko Christian Science is based on faith Tho silver useful for subsidiary purposes liko osteopathy has a ratio value and tho old schools liko tho gold standard is af tor nil tho basis which must support and carry tho Buperstruc dominant factor The diamond thou must represent provention of disenso and right living Tho governors mansion nppoars to be au elephant on tho hands of tho 6tate Tho oxecutivos assert that it costs too much to furnish tho mansion nud keep it going nt the rato befitting its outward nppenrauco Thyy insiuuato that it would bo proforablo to rout their own houses and conduct them in a manner that would not require all the salary of tho oflico Certain it is that if the gov ernors do not appreciate the goneros lty of tho stato in furnishing them luxurious quarters thore is no excuse for stato ownership of tho building and it should bo disposed of Thoy should not bo required to spend nil their incomo iu tho maintenance of a residence Tho republican electors of Norfolk have no exonso for not supporting the city ticket named by their party this spring Good clean cnpable men havo beou named for the various offices and will grace tho positions to which they aspire Several of them nro old and well known residents and have been identified with Norfolks progress and dovolopmout since it was u mere village whilo the others aro so well known that they need scant introduction While there is no particular issue in the cam paign coro should be taken that trust worthy and competent men are placed in the ofllcos nud such men are presented by tho republicans for tho consideration of the voters There nre mon who dont believe in advertising or say they dont yet nino out of ten of them do most emphatically They may not believe in tho kind that advertises their goods nud pays the priuter but if their name is used in con nection with nn item winch thoy may coustrue as harmful to thoir business thore is a roar that would jnr the found ations of n brick block Or should some thing to their discredit occur they will exert their best endeavors to keep it from being advertised What they prob ably mean when they say they dont be liovo in advertising is that thoy object to paying the printer for anything that may be of benefit but they will uot ob ject to tho right kind of advertising pro vided it is free Republicans continue to express their satisfaction with the action of the legis lature in choosiug Mr Millard aud Gov ernor Dietrich for United States sena tors The deoisiou came as a surpriso when many had given up hopes that there would be any choice Whilo the members of the legislature nre to be commended for getting together none deserve greater credit than Messrs Thompson and Rosewnter who cast aside personal ambition for the good and harmony of the party The party had long drawn out contest but tho happy ending of tho struggle will undoubtedly unite it moro firmly than ever before and the broach between lenders will bo quickly nud firmly closed Tho possibilities of thotelephone seem to be illimitable The latest is whero a physician diagnosed n case through tho aid of tho instrumont A Paris doctor wns recently called out of bed by a wo mnn who thought her child attacked oy croup Tho doctor preferring the com forts of his homo to n trip through tho cold winter night was struck with a novel idea Bring tho child to the telephone and let it cough he com manded Tho woman did so and tho physician advised her thut tho child hadnt ttio slightest trace of croup and told her to go to bed What tho doc tors charges wero for this sort of anight cull are not stated Every time tho fusionists think they have hnd a nice juicy plrco of capital re garding state affairs it has been jorked from them nud thoy are in soro strnitR to discover material against tho present administration that will stick When they wero supinoly confident that tho election of United States senators would go by default tho republican majority rallied and elected two gentlemen against whom tho worst that has been Bnid by tho opposition is that they aro corporation candidates a cry that is raised by iho fusionists against any aud nil ropublicnus Then when Governor Dietrich appeared to havo decided to veto tho bill providing for a supreme court commission thoy flattered them solves that ho had made a mistake that would bo of use to them aud wero muck disappointed when ho allowed tho com mission and appropriation to stand They nro fludiug many a slip twixt the orp aud tho lip BABYS PRETTY CURLS Pnlletl Tli cm Off In n Cnr mid Eni luirrimHcil llcr Mniiiiiin A well dressed woman with a beauti ful baby In her nrms attracted the at tention of nil the passengers on a Ger mnntown car Kvery one was fasci nated by the babys pretty and smiling fnce and particularly by two goldeu curls which hung down her cheeks After awhile the child became nerv ous and began to tug at one of the curls which protruded from lier hood The woman presumably her mother quickly stopped her but a few mo ments later she looked out of the win dow No sooner was her face turned than the child seized her bonnet with both hnnds nnd pulled It off It offer or little resistance but to the astonish ment of every one on the car the curls en mo with It nnd the supposed golden haired baby showed that In reality its head was without the semblance of u hair The child swung the bonnet to nnd fro and laughingly held it up for the inspection of the other passengers It was almost a minute boforo the wom an turned nround When she saw what the baby had doue her face flushed nnd without n word she pick ed up the child nnd walked sedately out of the car When last seen she was trudging down Spring Garden street with the baby tucked under her arm like n snek of oats but still hold ing tightly to the bonnet and cooing See my pooty hair Philadelphia Times The Pitching of nn Occnn Linen E W Howe telling in the Atchison Globe of his experience during a voy age across tho Atlantic ocenu says I believe I made n discovery in sea sickness Ono night when the ship was pitching badly I remarked thut when there wns n particularly hard lunge the screws came out of the wa ter und whirled round so rapidly as to almost throw me out of bed I wns sleeping with my bend forwnrd and nfter awhile I discovered that tho screws seemed to come out of the wa ter when the prow wns In the nir Then it occurred to me thnt this was impos sible Of course tho screws came out when the stern wns in the nir So my discovery wns that in sea sickness particularly when you nre in bed nt night or havo your eyes closed tho ship really pitches upward when you think it pitches downward This confusion may assist in muddling tho brain nnd stomnch I certainly had this experience all through one night When my bend seemed In the air the screws came out of tho water although my heels were really in the air at tho time A Child Philosophy It is one of tho prime secrets of hap piness to recognize nnd accept ones natural limitations but philosophy of this kind is perhaps Hardly to be ex pected of children A littlo girl bad sent back her plate for turkey two or three times and hnd been helped bountifully to all the good things that go to make a grand Christ mas dinner Finally she was observed looking rather disconsolately at her un finished plato of turkey Whats the matter Ethel nsked Uncle John You look mournful Thats just the matter said Ethel I nm uiorn full And then she wondered why every body laughed Stray Stories Not a Hard Question They had a dispute nnd they had agreed to leave It to the military ex pert What bullet they asked do you consider the deadliest For several minutes he remained lr a brown 6tudy Then he looked up with the nir of one who has settled tho matter finally nnd definitely The one that hits be said Chica go Post ---- ISIRML Democrat Chosen Worlds Fair Mayor by 10000 Plurality CHICAGO PICKS HARRISON Again Chorn by Windy City Voters to Highest Hiiro Within Their llft llonore 1nlinur Eletled Alderiuau 0er llli lie Iiubllruu Opponent St Louis April n Holla Wells tht Democratic nominee for Worlds fair mayor was elected to that olllce yes terday by a plurality of about 30000 With him was elected the entire Dem ocratic ticket At midnight Charles F Wenneker the Itepubllcan candi date for city collector conceded the de feat of the entire Republican ticket George W Parker the Itepubllcan can didate and Lee Morrlwcther who Is running Independently on the mu nicipal ownership platform nre run ning a close race for second plnce St Louis Is normally n Republican DISPLEASED WITH ST LOUIS Mrs Nation Driven Irom Namesake Sa loon at 1olut of n ItevoHer St Louis April Mrs Carrie Na tion of Kansas spent another hour and n half in St Louis nnd left in disgust nt the things she saw nnd tho treat ment she received These things will be different some day sho de clared Look out for mo nfter I get out from under bonds in Knnsus Ill close these hell holes if I havo to come back und smash everyone of them She arrived from Indlnnnpolls nnd left later for Knnsas City She said the was going homo to nttend the eases that are pending ngnlnst her She says she will never lecture for money any more ns she did In Cin cinnati The lectures did not pny and sho snys she Is glad thoy did not Mrs Nations first act on arriving in the city was to knock n cigar from the mouth of a mnn who permitted smoke to blow In her face Her last net as she was boarding her train wns to give nn American Beauty rove to a mnn who had two black eves She told him she would pray t - tut iHiu rrutu called and hns resulted from the nntl jolnt crusade started by Mrs Carrie Nation The cnmpnlgn hns been live ly and n bitter temperance fight lias been wnged At Enterprise C B noffmnn who supported Mrs Nation was a candi date on n dry ticket nnd was de feated for mayor by J E Ruhrer At Solomon the entire wet ticket bonded by E Z Butcher for mnyor wns elected by a good majority At Hope J B Sellers Democrat was elected mayor and the Republic ans elected all but one member of the council Kansas Election Iteturns Knnsns City April A Municipal elections were held in nil the larger cities of Kansas yesterday Party lines were drawn generally nnd in nu merous cities the issue wns prohibition In Topekn the Democrats claim the election of Parker for mayor Kan sas City Knn went Democratic for tho first time in its history Orr Dem was elected mnyor of Atchison by ii00 majority At Leavenworth the entire Democratic ticket was elected by n majority of GOO At Wichita whore Mrs Nation began her crusade the temperance ticket wns overwhelming ly defeated by tho Republicans Tho Democrats enrried Gnlenn electing J V McGnnn mnyor Political Argument ICesults rotally Denver April 3 J TDiber was in stantly killed nnd A T Rico fatally wounded by Max Rogers in n fight nt overinnti pnrK said to have originated in n dispute over politics Rogers used a Winchester rifle The men were all horsemen connected with the Overlnnd park track Attempt to Assassinate Minister Falls Berlin April 3 Tho Vosslsche Zei tung prints a special dispatch from Leraburg in which based upon infor mation received from Warsaw it is snld that the minister of the interior Trlvy Councillor Sipaguln wns re cently shot nt but that the plot to assassinate him failed Tim Donnhue In Western Eencue Colorado Springs Colo April L Tim Donohue formerly catcher of tho Chicago National League Baseball club has bought n half interest in the Western League ot this city aud will be the regular catcher of the team for him thnt ho might lend a better has been reversed and a Democratic j fl tncldonts p uralty of 10000 ro led fcAfrs f Nation visited two Market street of the Republican leaders dnlm thnt innni nmrnts 1 ln Iln1 41 rWii ir I lr -- II1U lfUll 111 V HUM mt crats to make such a strong showing nt the polls They claim fraud and threaten to contest tho election Tho Democrats on the other hand sny that their candidate was elected honestly nnd they dont fear the result of n con test This election is of more than local slgninennce ns William J Bry nn In his pnper the Commoner nnd ex Governor Altgeld of Illinois from the stump In this city hnvo fought the election of Wells because he was n gold Democrat for two cnmpalgns They both endorsed Morriwothor the cnndldate of the public ownership party HARRISON AGAIN CHOSEN Chicago ItituiiiH Illm UK Mil j or fur the Third Time Chicago April a Carter II Harrl boii lias been re elected mayor of Chi cago for the second time and will next week commence his third term us the chief executive of the city Ills total plurality over Judge El bridge llauecy the Republican nomi nee is 282 Out of the 35 wnrds of the city Har rison curried 20 nnd llnnecy 1 The vote was bndly split some of tho strongest Republican parts of the city giving only a small plurality for the party nominee and some of them going for Harrison who however suffered in some of tho Democratic strong holds The city wnrds were redls tricted nfter the presidential election nnd the regular majorities in somo of tho wards were turned squnrely nround from what they have always been Honoro Palmer son of Potter Tal mer is elected nldermnn on the Demo cratic ticket in llnrrisons home ward Falniers opponent wns S II Helm Rep tho present nldermanlc repre sontative of tho ward The Democrats carried nil the city ofllcos on the ticket ns well as that of mayor BITTER TEMPERANCE FIGHT Elections nt K annas Towns Hinge on Ques tion of Saloons or No SitluonsJ Kansas City April 3 Specials to the Star give the results of elections in Kansas towns of tho third class The main Issue hns been the question of wet or dry ndministrntlon so- with the bartenders nnd wns flnnlly forced from tho Nation saloon which she visited on her previous pnssngc through St Louis nt the point of a loaded revolver in tho hands of the proprietor Joseph Snuerborgcr STOP ARMY MULES Seek an Injunction to lrovent Steamer lroni Li mlntf New Orlenus With Mules for South Africa New Orleans April 3 Proceedings were brought in the United States court here yesterday by representu tlves of the Boers to prevent the snil ing of the steainsliip Anglo Australian loaded wih mules consigned to the British in South Africu Judge Par hinge nfter reading the petition is sued nn order requiring the defendants in the case to show cause on April G why n preliminary injunction should not be granted The petition sets forth thnt the Unit ed States and its people nre nt peace with theSouth African republic and the Orange Free State and their citizens that 3 rent Britain is nt war with these republics seeking to destroy the property lights and credits of the pe titioners thnt for the purpose of carry ing on this war the Anglo Australian Is now loading nt this port with muni tions of war namely mules nnd horses to the number of 1200 nnd to tho value of 9150000 that the steamer is em ployed in the mllltnry service of the king of Great Britain that for some time defendants have been forwarding from tills port such munitions of war knowing that these munitions and the ship were In the military servico of Great Britain and that they were to be used ngainst the people of tho South African republic nnd the Orange Free State that defendants nro making use of New Orleans as a basis of the military operations of Groat Britain in its war with South Africa nnd to through the renewal of its military that by the use of these munitions the nrmies of Great Britain are laying waste and destroying the farms ami homes of petitioners and holding ns prisoners of war tho wife nnd chil dren of one of tho petitioners Snmuel Pearson that Samuel Pearson lias al ready suffered tho destruction nnd loss of property to the value of 90000 nnd is threatened with tho loss of 150000 nnd finnllytlint the war can be carried on by Great Britain only augment its military supplies nnd arms supplies from tills port nnd thnt when these supplies cease the war must end In consideration of these state ments an injunction Is nsked to pro hibit the shipment of mllltnry sup plies out of this port A temporary injunction Is nsked in the meantime The Anglo Australian was expected to snll yesterday but the effect of the order by Judge Paiiangp will be to detain her until the henring on Sat urday Statue of General Logan Washington April 1 Arrangements for the ceremonies attending the un veiling of the stntuo of General John A Logan in Iown circle April 0 havo been completed by Colonel Theodoro A Bingham superintendent of public buildings and grounds On account of the few regular troops nvnllablo for use in connection with the unveil ing ceremonies only n provisional regi ment of tho district Nntlonal guard under Colonel M Emmet Urell n light battery of artillery nnd two com panies of mnrlnes will participate Colonel Gucnther will be in command of the nrtillery Hours Hard 1ressecl Dundee April 2 It is reported from Vryheld thnt as a result of Gen eral Frenchs recent operations the Boers nre retiring eastward hard pressed by Colonel Dnrtnell of the Natal police nnd Colonel Alderson Some of them endenvored to break away to the north but were bended off by Colonel Allenby who captured a 15 pounder nnd two pompoms Smallpox at fit Jeseph St Joseph Mo April 1 The health department of this city thought it had smallpox about stumped out n week ngo but since then 33 enses have been quarantined in tills city The rapid spreading of tho disease is ex citing alarm throughout the northern Eection of the stnte Callles boldlurs Surrender Manila April 2 Thlrty men of Gen eral Callles command havo surren dered Of this number five were offi cers Including Celouelg Derrera and Rehjy