E HI i f r a LABOn Wtr not on hlml His dread trtlllfry Doth lir In Idle arm and rusting tool And lo he rt hli mtlilt M Irglona trre Winn oner tip lit ln milltn mlli cool I Arthur Stringer in lUtprri Magaiint fonoootoHoitootoHoooo o 2 o r o fl THUNDERSTORM Showing That It It Dangerous to Kiss a Slooplnjr Beauty PoUofcofcofcofcofcVioViofcofcofcoinoa There are some curious people nt and they entertain pe culiar Ideas as to what In the safest thing to do In a thunderstorm My ex perience of their iiualutueHS In this re upcct was a very brief one but my reeollertlotiH of It are remarkably vivid nd dlHtluct I went down to neaping to spend a fortnights vaeatlon with my Aunt Bather and the thunderstorm took place on the morning after my some what sudden arrival Immediately after breakfast the atmosphere be came hushed and sullen while clouds of n heavy bluish complexion gathered overhead My aunt viewed these omens with maulfcst uneasiness natural 1 thought In a nervoiiK old lady Pres ently Bhe left me to myself and I re tired to my own room to write a letter or two This took me about an hour and the storm was still gntherlug when I had finished The hush which prevailed without neemed to have found Its way to the Inmost quarters of my aunts house hold for there was not a sound to be heard anywhere After some trouble 1 discovered Aunt Ksther In the li brary seated In an easy chair with her eyes fast closed The expression Bhe wore wits one of Intense pain Good gracious aunt 1 cried What on enrth Is the matter She opened her eyes suddenly Dear nie Harold she said mildly how you startled me There Is nothing the matter It Is the thunderstorm The thunderstorm Yes I am very nervous about thunder and I have found that the best thing to do is to try to forget It I sit down with my eyes closed and try to concentrate my thoughts upon some thing else Indeed 1 have found this plan most successful neally I asked And are all your servants dolug the same Yes answered the old lady grave ly I have ordered them to do so This accounted for the prevailing si lence The cook the housemaid and probably the gardener were all sitting down In the kitcheu with their eyes closed trying hard to concentrate their thoughts on anything but the storm ltefore I had quite realized this Aunt Esther went on I am not so foolish as some people about thunder I Icnow one person who refuses to stay In the house at eueh times because there are so many steel articles about her Mine how ever Is a good plan and 1 give my nervants the full benellt of It I think Harold In another moment she might have ordered me to follow the general ex ample so I left the room hastily I sat down In the ball for a few moments to enjoy the vlsiou which her words had suggested then I took my travel ing cap from the stand and went into the garden Aunt Esthers garden which I had not seen for some ten years was an extensive and old fashioned one with wide walks and the privacy secured by high stone walls On reaching the farther end I found that the house be hind mo was quite hidden from view by the abundance of foliage Before rue was the wall covered by peach and pear trees and against the wall stood a light hand ladder The gardener bad left It there when he had been call ed In to concentrate his thoughts upon something -else I felt an Idle curiosity to know what waa on the other side of the wall Probably 1 should find a Held or per haps another garden With cautious steps I began to mount the ladder Slowly my head rose above the wall It was a large garden that came Into view with a house half concealed among the trees Everything was very still and there seemed to be nobody about I raised myself another step to muke a clober scrutiny Then I gave u start and for a mo ment drew back It va only for a moment for then with increasing boldness I was peering dowu at the eccno which had startled me Just below built against the wall was a kind of rustic summer house It was a wooden erection covered with the ornamental bark so frequently used for flower boxes There was no door but It was open at the end and within I could see a couple of tall car pet chairs and a wicker table On tho table lay two books one of them open and In one of the chairs sat a ludy The first glance told me that she was fast asleep the second that she was youud and charming quite young and decidedly charming For some seconds I could only guue helplessly She sat leaning back with her face turned in my direction and a Tarn OShanter cap set daintily upon her head Her gloveless hands wero delightfully white and small When I had obberved all these points I mounted n step higher Let me say here that I am shocking ly susceptible and exceedingly romnm tic The sound of a girls voice tte very rustle of her skirts can always set my pulse In raflld motion while I am prepared to read the opening of a romance In u simple chance meeting or in the commoncbt everyday remark As a rule I am shy and reserved but like some other men of this character I can occasionally act In an absolutely reckless and daredevil way These facts must be taken lu explanation of toy further conduct I 1 gazed upon that plctur for another minute Then I mounted nnother step Again I gazed for a space and then I found myself seated astride the wall lly this time the spirit of adventuro was In me and 1 was capable of any madness A thousand foolish and ro mantic faucles came rushing to my bialn I was already in love Who and what the sleeper was her name nature and station all these had nothing to do with the matter Happy chance anil a providential thun derstorm no doubt had sent her to sleep with the hook open before her 1 looked the ground carefully over but there was no sign of life While I was doing this 1 thought 1 heard the sleeper stir but when 1 glanced quick ly dowu she was as still as ever With perfect caution l lifted the ladder o el and let it down on the other side A moment Inter 1 was lu the entrance to the summer house Save for the breathing of the sleeper tho stillness was almost painful It occurred to me once to wonder what she would say If she found me there but I did not trouble to answer the question I had read of similar cases before and everything always came out nicely Of course she would seo at once the romance and beauty of the situation I felt quite sure of thin when 1 saw that the book before her was a volumo of Tennyson open at The Coming of Arthur My own name Is Arthur Harold Arthur Simp son She was absolutely charming Be neath the rakish cop stray curls of dark glossy liatr wandered down to the graceful little ears and about the Ivory temples The cheeks were rather pale and the lips were closed Just a trifle too Irmly for perfect repose but but all that only seeined to Increase the charm I did not gaze too earnest- ly fearing to disturb her and presently took up the other itook which lay on the table It was a morocco bound autograph album with the majority of the leaves empty I turned ihem si lently to read a number of unfamiliar names and commonplace quotations While 1 was doing tills a bright Idea came to me full of the spirit of ro mance I would write something in the album As I searched for my pencil I de cided what tills something should be Finding a vacant page I quickly drew upon It the outline of a heart Within this I wrote the name Arthur When she nwolto after I had gone she would find this symbol and know that her prince had been with her I would leave the book open at that place Prince As I laid the book dowu nnother thought flashed to my mind It made my heart beat madly and sent the hot blood rushing to my cheeks Here was the sleeping beauty here was the prince There was one tiling wanting to make the story whole one thing Somehow I felt that It would not waken her otherwise perhaps I should not have dared But her slumber wa sound and I was strung to the highest pitch of reckless excitement No It would not waken her It would he but a touch With intense caution I drew nearer There was no dlUlculty whatever for her face was turned toward me I trembled as I bent dowu the fragrance of her breath was In my face and then It was Just a touch and nothing more Rut It sent a tremor through her frame as from u shock For a breath less moment 1 stood still behind her chair and then I saw the madness the utter folly of what I had done I had a vague thought of police and turned cold with fear But she did not wake and I passed out like a shadow Some Instinct Im pelled me to close that awful album as I turned away In another three seconds It seemed 1 had climbed the j waiting ladder drawn It up after nie and placed it In its iirst position I was back In Aunt Esthers garden tremulous witli mingled dread and tri umph Jowl hea veils I said to myself That was the maddest thing a man ever did I walked twice around the garden to quiet my nerves and then went In doors With the relief of my sudden panic came the desire to know more j about my sleeping beauty The ro mance had begun well and now It should move forward I had some VJ days hi which to work It out Naturally I had forgotten all about the thunderstorm but now I found that It had passed over without break ing The skies were clearer and my aunt hod gone to the kitcheu to muke arrangement for luncheon As soon as she came hack I opened the subject Aunt Esther I said whose Is the garden next to yours When I looked over the wall I saw a young woman sitting in a little summer house fast sleep My aunt seemed surprised Asleep she said That is strange But it must have been Mrs Iortingdale Mrs Iortlngdule I gasped Mrs Yes suld Aunt ISther quietly She Is the person l was about to tell you of thls morning When there Is thunder about she dare not stay hi the house because there are so many steel articles In It She goes to that ridicu lous little summer house until the storm Is over But she could hurdly have gone to sleep there She would be too nervous I felt a horrible sensation of bewil derment But but I cried helplessly this was quite a young girl She was not LO Mrs Iortingdale said my aunt nodding Is Just J She was married six months ugo There Is no other young woman there These measured words struck me with dumbness Aunt Esther looked at my face with Increasing surprise and seemed Just about to ask a men tion when a noisy Interruption took place The front door bell was rung with an alarming clang clang clang THE NORFOLK NEWS FRIDAY JANUARY 18 1WI eloquent of hnstc and urgency Wo heard the housemaid running to the door and then there was a sound of voices Wc listened and waited my aunt In surprise myself In growing guilt ami fear In a moment the housemaid knocked and entered If you please ninam she said excitedly Mr lortlngdales compliments and can you runver to see Mrs Iortlngdale7 She linn had a fright lu the garden and fainted My aunt rose In agitation but she was not the one to delay a kindness for the sake of asking questions Dear mo dear me she bald lu dis tress it must have been the thun der Ask the girl to wait Mary and Ill go back with her The messenger was taken to the kitchen to tell her story at greater length while Aunt Esther hurried up stairs for her bonnet and mantle Flvo minutes later she came down again and left the house with the girl Ar soon as she had disappeared 1 went to tlnd the housemaid Mnry 1 said hastily what did tho girl tell yon What Is wrong with Mrs Iortingdale And Mnry told me pleased to find nti Interested listener The first part of tho story was exactly as I expected to find It Mrs Porttngdnle had gone to the summer house becnusc of the thunder storm and had taken a couple of bonks with her The heaviness of tho air had given her a headache and she had closed her eyes for nwhllo to rest them Presently a slight sound hud distill bed hT and looking up she hnd seen a most terrifying sight It was a lunatic sir said Mary sitting on the wall and looking around the garden so enger and llercellke It made the poor ladys blood run cold to sec him She knew at once that he must have escaped from the Bossing nsyltim because his was a strange face and such things are happening contin ually So she shut her eyes fast knowing that her only chance was to pretend to he nsleep Then he got down off the wall and came and stared at her for out so long she almost dy ing of fear It must have been awful Then she peeped agaiu between her eyelashes and there was the mad man grinning sllljIiUe over her books After that he was still so long that she expected every second that he would spring at her but lie didnt What do you think he did sir Who knows I gasped falsely and painfully Well sir he he kissed her Mary blushed at that point even In her ex citement Faucy being kissed by a lunatic It tent cold shivers all through the poor woman and Indeed It must have been a horrible feeling but she didnt stir a finger Then there was quiet so long that she made bold to peep agaiu and lo and behold he was clean gone Then she fainted right away and didnt come to until her hus band found her aud after she had told them all ubout it she had another faint So Mr Iortingdale sent around for our mistress to go there at once And thats all I know about It sir It was quite sufficient I dismissed Mary and sat dowu In a state of mind which it Is Impossible to describe A married woman 1 pondered it hastily I had been a lunatic Indeed Perhaps at that very moment the poor woman was giving a full and accurate descrip tion of my person to an Inspector of police and to my appalled Aunt Es ther I sprang from the chair and rushed to my room I have packed quickly on various occasions but never so quickly as I did this time An omnibus pussed the door once In every half hour and I watched from my window for Its ap pearance nt the head of the roail When it came lu sight I run down stairs with i iv bag In my hand Mary was the only one to see me go I left her wltli a confused Impression that an urgent telegram iud come for me and that a strike had taken place In my department at the general post office Before she could utter a ques tion I had passed the outer gates and hulled the omnibus Twenty minutes later I was at the railway station Ah I have already said there are peo ple at who have curious Ideas as to what Is the best thing to do lua thunderstorm It Is to their quaint nesH lu this respect that I owe the vivid and painful experience related above I had not the courage to write to my aunt but in a few days received a note from her The affair had not devel oped to any great extent after all As no patient had escaped from the local asylum aud us Mrs Portlugdalu had only very vague Ideas as to the stran gers appearance people soou began to believe that she had fallen asleep In the summer house aud that her con stant dread of lunntlcs had produced a kind of nightmare lu a few days she was persuaded to adopt the same Im pression herself Curiously enough Aunt Esther was able to set her last doubt at rest by secondhand evidence Her denr nephew Harold from Ion don who had only arrived the previous evening and who had been called back to town almost Immediately had been walking lu the garden that morulug and had chanced to look over the boundary wall There he hail seen Mrs Iortingdale fubt asleep and prob ably ut thul very moment lu the throes of her awful dream My aunt closed her letter with the hope that the strike which she would read up in the daily paper as soou nt she could dud the place would soou be over so that I might run down again to complete my holiday I have no Intention of going Though I may object lo being called a night mare I cannot help seeing that Mrs Portlngdales last Impression of her adventure Is a very satisfactory one She may revise It when she comes to examine her album but In the mean time I have no wish to disturb It by Introducing her lo the luuutlc lu per son Chnmberb Journal I II 1 THE SHIPPING BILL WILL NOT GO OVER rilltinMr m IllaKtiallnu Prlcnita of lie Ami lllll lcllcro Heoclt tiySrn ntor Itnnnn Iriiellonl mill Patriot ic IlHItlKlllN WANtitMiiON Jan 8 Congress has recon cued n ft or the holiday recess and the wink of getting legislation through before March I Is under full pwlng The senate Is up to Its ears In the con sideration of the army reorganization bill mid despite the statements to the contrary It Is assured of an early vote In the house the subject of reappor tionment Is occupying attention ub 1 write and a hullabaloo Is being raised by the repiesentntlves fiom certnln sections of the south lest the disfran chised voters be eliminated from con sideration lu the tlxlug or the number of mule Inhabitants over 1M years of age actually entitled to vote as the basis of lepreseiitatloii In future eon gi esses Enough has already transpired In tills connection to show that the fon i h of the disfranchise ure thor oughly aroused The Impression has gone abroad that the action of the senate In supplanting the shipping bill as unfinished business with the army reorganization bill places the former lu the category of bills that are likely to go over aud which means to fall for the lack of consideration The Impression Is quite en uucous The IlllbUHtering that goes on now Is and can only be directed against the army bill and It will be Impossible for any one to nsseit that It is in order to defeat the shipping bill that the filibustering tactics are being resorted to In the senate By the time the friends or the army reorganization bill have hud u good full doso of llll biisteilng they will be In no mood to encourage a further display of It lu op position to other Important legislation Since Senator Ilanna bus blossomed out as an orator and a contributor to magazines lie has been overwhelmed witli letters of congratulation of ad vice and many contuln stray bits of valuable iurormatlon It was my priv ilege to be permitted to go over one days hatch or letters he received bear ing on the shipping subject and some of them were very Interesting One man for instance from Oregon writes him as follows in part The press seems to have gone daft on tho subject of trump steamships ns though no other class of vessels carried cargoes You probably know but seemingly many newspaper editors do not that it Is the regular line ships which build up trade not tramps the hitter merely taking care of the ovorpluHUgen ut times You are on the right track in legislating so as to establish direct lines of steamships to the ports of the woild They are the vessels that build up a mm t ions trade Another a Democratic ex inemher of congress from lioorgin writes him as follows in part Aud It Is upon this point that providing for the admission of certain foreign built vessels owned by Americans that I think the bill In so liberal We in the south have be lieved that If foreign built vessels were placed tinder American registry we could as a nation do much to solve the shipping problem We have thought too thut their admission would force our home builders to reduce their prices But I siiw veiy clearly In the Fifty third congicss that no such bill hud even a ghost of a show of passing I hnppen to know that nearly as many Democrats opposed it us Republicans and I dont think this sentiment bus changed But your bill lets in as I understand 100000 or 400000 tons of foreign built ships on condition that their owners build new tonnage In our home yards as gieut us that admit ted This Is u stroke of genius and If Democrats reject this chuncc to get a partial free ship bill It seems to me thoy will never gel another You may run Ice such use of this letter as you care to Strangely lu the same mall and from the north right lu New England too comes u strong expression of hos tility to letting any foreign built ships under our flag much less to any subsidy ho long as we have shipbuild ing material and builders to put It together in ships the equal of the best the woild over But this writer fur ther says What 1 hop most to see result 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