y II 11 IB Missing Son of the Millionaire Packet is Safe at Home KIDNAPERS ASK BIG HANSOM Letter Coiitiiluliitf Their Ultimatum I lliimiu lulu rrimt Varil of lteltleiieu it Uniiiliii TMeuty llii TIuiiikiiiiiI llolliu Ankfil Ifi Out of lluok liv Two Men Otnahii Dee LM Ed wind Cudahy Jr returned to his fathers homo this morning about 115 oclock llo came alone Edward Cuduhy Sr re fuses ti siiy a word concerning I lie circum stances under winch his son returned Young Cuunliy had hicn absent for more than lb hours anil Is believed to have been held a prisoner by kid napers who demanded and received a ransom for his return Efforts to secure definite anil detailed Informa tion concerning the matter after the return of the boy were fruitless Mr Cudahy merely notllled the police headquarter that his son had re turned and the search for him might be given up lie said the boy was In good health and that was all Then the Cudahy family retired for the night the father worn out with his long siege of searching but happy to have his boy at home again and the mother who had been in a state of nervous collapse during the time her son was away relieved at his return but unable to stand longer the physical strain when the mental had Loon re moved I The boy was brought in a hack to a point near his home on Leavenworth street and there released With him were two men This was a few min utes after 1 oclock and immediately the boy ran home It Is said that he had been kept in an old house about live miles southwest of South Omaha Whether Mr Cudahy did pay the large ransom demanded Is not known The entire portico department and hundreds of private citizens wore searching for the missing boy all day i Wednesday but without unearthing the slightest clue as to his where abouts KiilnnprrV Flrnt Overture The theory entertained early in the day was that young Cudahy had gone somewhere to spend the night with a friend and that he would return soon I but any comfort that his family de- rived from this conjecture was dissl j pnted when shortly before 1 oclock1 Wednesday morning a letter was re j ceived in an unusual way from a sup posed agent of the kidnapers making overtures for the boys safe return At 845 oclock a servant in the Cud ahy household saw a man on horse back riding rapidly toward the house As he approached he drew in close to the curbstone and threw a letter overi the fence into the yard The servant at once went out and picked up the letter Noticing thnt It was addressed to Mr E A Cudahy and that it was marked personal she took it and delivered it Immediately This letter it is alleged sounds the keynote of the entire situation Im mediately upon its receipt Mr Cudahy called in the chief of police Captors Auk 111 KuiiHom As to what the contents of the lottct are the chief declines to state It is said that 25000 was the price named by the abductors for which the boy should be returned and this much is admitted by the police They also aver that the letter contained threats of torture and Ill treutiuent which would be visited upon him if the terms of tho overture were not complied with and that If the senior Cudahy did not come to terms within two days the boy would be taken to some eastern city where he would suffer tho fate of the long lost Charley Ross It Is the opinion of the police that the job was done by desperate men nud that It Is not the work of tyros Sellout tonal Testimony In Content Case South Omaha Dec 20 Chief of Po lice Mitchell gave sensational testi mony in the election contest cases yes terday He tesilied that on election dny Edward Hoeewater editqr of the Pee came to his olllce in South Omaha and exhibited displeasure over tho wny tho election was going and offered to pay 100 to have two husky men sent over to the polling place of the Second precinct of the Third ward where there was a big Demo cratic majority and Incite riot in or der to smash the ballot boxes and de stroy the ballots and then have the precinct thrown out Chicago Couple Foituil Katully Shot Chicago Dec 20 John Snyder and his wife were found fatally shot last night at 5423 Lake avenue The man with two bullet wounds In his head was In his bedroom and the woman similarly wounded was In the dining room Husband and wife are uncoil pclous and no one has been found who known who fired the shots Mrs Sny der has been living here some time Mr Snyder came from IaSalle Ills where he Is employed to visit her They are not known to have quarreled Two II uiul rid ChrUtlun Killed Loudon Dec 20 A dispatch to the Daily Express from Vienna reports Moslem excesses against the Christian population lu tho central provinces of Turkey where 200 Christians have liL on killed Vancouver 11 C Dec 18 The Bchoouer Alpha foundered on a rock otf the oust coast of Vancouver Island and Is a total wreck The eaptaiu and three euglneoru tho managing owners the purser tn4 Uuroe iwuuueu were irownad LIGHT UPON BOOZ HAZING MlllliUy CutlM r ijiiiA TiIiiic lisli loony nl Wi it Inlnt West Point Dec lit The military i court of Inquiry arrived at the mill tary academy yesterday and resumed the Investigation of the charges of I hazing and brutal treatment made by tlie parents of former cadet Oscar Ij Rook who died a couple of weeks ago In his home In Mrlstol loiir cadets were examined and all of them who knew Hods declared that his standing with his classmates was not very high as they looked upon hint as a coward -Every one of the witnesses denied that any brutal hazing occurred ami two of them described the bracing and setting up drills as only cor rectional measures and neither In lurlous nor humiliating Every one of them seemed to give a straightforward story and one and all denied that Hook had been Interfered with on account of ids religious belief or tendencies ROWEisjETFREE AImcoihIIiik louuli niHiiKM lleleaneil Ilotti Jlexliuu Il Non Alter beiiUK Mi I ear ol a TMelvi er SciiIciht Crlnnoll lu Dec It C W Uowe the absconding Poweshiek county treasurer has been released from litlciu prison In the City of Mexico after having served six years In thu Mexican penal institution Uowe dis appeared trout Poweshiek county with of the county funds lie was discovered by detectives in Mexico IK had purchased real estate there thus becoming a Mexican citizen and accordingly could not be extradited Further research disclosed a Mexican law making it a felony to bring stolen money into the country and on this charge he was prosecuted and sen tenced to 11 years penal servitude lie lias served six years By Ro es defalcation Ioweshiek county lost about 50000 NEBRASKA CITIES SIZE Cuimus Ollleo lttillitlu living Ilipulutlon ot the Inriiiiiirutfl Ilnee Washington Dec 1 Incorporated pltKcs in Nebraska having a popula tion of more than 2000 hut less than 25000 in 1900 are as follows Alliance Auburn Beatrice Ululr Crete Columbus Kulrbury Fulls City Fremont Jr3jiKparnpy t BIW4 LIJIHi McConk - I4r 787Xetnisliii City 73so 2070Norrutk i8si 210iNrtli Pintle 3ilUi iJJillattHinoutli 4Ul4 ItHO Schuyler 2in7 S0T2 lYutiiiiNuli 7 Jll Wulino U10U Grmiil Island 7Cm4 Wayne J 111 Hustings 7188 Wymote Unlitl ege 3007Yorlc 3KI2 ELK POINTS BIG FIRE LOSS Kutlru IIiihIiivhs Iortlnii of South Duliotn Town 1 I ull In AhIii 9 Sioux City Dec 19 Kire at Elk Point S D yesterday desteroyed tlia entire business portion of the town involving a loss of about 150000 Na casualties are reported CADETS TELL OF HAZING West Pointer Deny Charfro That lloox Vi InjiirrdSny Treatment U Not ISruluI West Point Dec 20 Some very in teresting testimony was brought out by the court of inquiry which is in vestigating the alleged hazing of ca dets at the military academy hero in connection with the recent death of former Cadet Ilooz Thirty five ca dets were examined and of these one was the brother of Richmond P Hob sou of the Menimac fame and an other was the son of General Phil Sheridan All told of the hazing they got during the encampment of 189S at the time Oscar L Booz was their classmate and not one of them snld that the treatment received or the things they had to do were either brutal or degrading Hobsons worst ordeal was when he had to stand on his head in a bath tub In which there was about ten inches of water He said he was pur 1 tially strangled but was all right in a few minutes Young Phil Sheridan was made to ride a broom stick along Company street In commemoration of his illustrious fathers ride and he i hnd to keep shouting Turn boys I turn all the time He did not think tills was humiliating he said although he did not relish the task I In nearly every Instance the wit nesses said thnt nil the more brutal fonns of hazing wore obsolete nnil lll Ilnlnl no tllll nnnnflnnJ r I 1 lllllll in mill fi in in c ii cretly It was ngaiust the regulations Cruilits Coiuniutution Company Meet St Louis Dec 18 A special meet ing of the executive committee of the Credits Commutation company of Sioux City la was held at the Plant ers hotel yesterday Tho Credits Commutation company represents about 275 banks in different parts of the country and wns formed in 1803 to administer upon the effects of the defunct Union Loan and Trust com- pany of Sioux City Tho meeting was called to receive reports of specinl com mittees appointed at the annual meet ing in October Train Itobljer Foil nil Deail New Orleans Dec 19 Tho dead body of Channlug Karnes onj of the robbers who held up the Illinois Cen tral train In the suburbs of this city Tuesday night was found yesterday lu tho vicinity of where the crime oc curred Senators Dlit UHt Treaty Washington Dee 10 Again yester day the senate had tho treaty under discussion in execu tive session No business of conse uuencc was transacted in open sesslou THK NORFOLK NEWS FRIDAY DKCKMUKU J1 WOO m i i Nine of Those on Board Wntciy Graves and owner remaining on failing to reach the rock EIGHT Total Find SAILOR SAVES LIVES OF 25 S ii Tliriuili tliti llwntiert nnil Can le it llli lluit lit Dm SliiiinDlllii IN mill On tier llemiilu mi llonril mill li Dunn Willi lllll lll llllll Vl Vancouver 11 C Dec IP News of the worst marine disaster of the Kcn on In British Columbia waters was brought here by the steamer Viii Union buy on the east side of Van couver Island The famous steamer Alpha whovc unauthorized trip to Cape Nome last May brought It Into trouble with the treasury department at Washington was wieeketl on a reef near the entrance to Union bay and not a vestige of the steamer remains The drowned Samuel Barboe Van couver managing owner linglneer Dunn Victoria Second Assistant En gineer Murray Vancouver II L White purser Vancouver Seamen Crosby and Sullivan and a stowaway name unknown The ship Alpha was valued at 1 000 Its cavuo comprised 750 tons of salt salmon and in tons of coal con signed to Yokohama and valued at K0t0i The total Insurance on tin ship and targn was 05000 II Is two weeks since the Alpha first started fiom Vancouver for Japan After It had been four days out it re turned to Victoria partly disabled Last Saturday the Alpha left Victoria for Union to replenish Its coal supply A terrltle gale was raging and lale board and FIRES jIN BOSTON Iohkih Will AgifreKUtn Two dirtl ThntManil Dollar Boston Dec II Eight tire alarms following close upon each other neces sitated by lire in different sections of the city kept the lire department on the move last night nud the total losses will aggregate 200000 The llrst big tiro was in Charlestown where the trunk and baggage factory of Cutter Cutter was located The building was destroyed and also a largo stock of manufactured goods mi i i li - -a d ia nnn loss is i SLinniiLii lit T tiuuo The six story Wakelieid building on Canal street was also burned Tho lower stories occupied by N Freed- man Bro wholesale jobbers of mens furnishing goods etc suffered the most damage The loss to tho Ireednians and other occupants Is about Xl2 i000 to SllOOOO The other flres caused small losses Death of Dr Charles Taft New York Dec lit Dr Charles Taft of Mt Vernon N Y died yester day at his residence aged 05 years of cancer of the throat Dr Taft dur ing the Civil war was connected with the Union army medical corps On the night that Booth shot President Lincoln Dr Taft was in the seat in the theater directly under the presi dents bov The doctor was lifted by bystanders into the box He did what he could for Mr Lincoln and re mained with the dying president dur ing his removal from the theater and was In constant attendance with the other physicians until the end came 1lnyn In a Ileal Tragedy nopowell Pa Dec 19 A C Metz ger of Newark N J shot and killed his wife yesterday at a hotel here and committed suicide Mrs Metzger was the leading lady of a theatrical com pany playing here Her husband from whom she had been separated for some time hail previously con cealed himself In her room and soon after her entrauce the tragedy oc curred Iowa Klitvrn Will Vlilt California Iowa City la Dec 1 The Univer sity of Iowa football team has accept ed propositions to play games with the University of California on Christmas day nnd with Loland Stanford univer sity on New Years day The Iowa team went Into practice yesterday and will leave for the west tonight The two California teams guarantee the expenses of the Iowa team Amor Irani ltout InurieiiU Manila Dec 19 Lieutenant Herbert L Evans of tho Korty fourth volunteer Infantry regiment with 50 men tacked Dec 12 several hundred bolo- men and 50 Insurgents armed with rifles occupying an Intrenched posi tion at Tonoxlgan islnnd of Cebu Tho Americans had throe men wounded nnd tho enemy lost 12 men killed and many wounded Fourteen HnineKleailerii Imltrted Rapid City S D Dec 19 Fourteen homesteaders have been Indicted for fraudulent representations to the land olllce as to Improvements on their claims The local land otllclals have received Instructions from Washington to stop receiving homestead entries on t lie Black Hills forest reserve after tlw 90 day limit Strike Will llo Contiiiuril Chicago Dec 20 Martin Dolphin president of the Order of Hallway Telegraphers who arrived in Chicago yesterday would not talk on the re sult of the conference except to suy tu strike would bit continued SPARTACUS J Tlii Author of lv He Cnnm to Write II A writer In the lewlston Journal who Interviewed Rev Elijah Kellogg nays When asked If he had written any declamations besides Sparlacun to tho Gladiators legulus to the Cartha ginians Virginias to the Itoman Ar my ami Pericles to the People ho replied that he had written Iclllus but that It had hvcr been published Then he asked the writer If lie had ever heard how Spartacus caine to he written and when told that he had never heard an authentic statement concerning It Mr Kellogg said During my llrst year In Andover Theological seminary we were required to write original declamations and de claim them before an audience A com mittee of three seniors criticised the speaker publicly and Professor Parko performed the same duly privately I always dreaded to face an nudleneo and especially to be criticised publicly ami so I thought I would write some thing that would so Interest them In the story of It that the critics would forget to notice the errors and so I wrote Spartacus When I hud finish imI declaiming It the professor asked the committee If they hail any sugges tions to offer and they said they had not but Professor Parke told me pri vately that there were errors that might be mentioned but that he was glad I had made a departure from tho old custom of declaiming nothing but sermons and moral disquisitions and had given them some rhetoric So the author of Spartacus was tho first declaimer of It Little did ho think that he was the llrst of thou sands of academic and collegiate youths on both shies of the sea to re cite a composition of so humble origin S iuday night the steamer ran on a This bit of literary history Is precious rock at Paynes sound at the entrance to Pnlon bay It was quickly dashed to pieces and nil would have perished had not one of the crew made n ties Cerate and successful effort to swim with a line to the lighthouse on Yel low Island In the raging sea only part of those on the Ill fated ship man aged to reach shore safely the n Ulcers ns coming from the lips of this grand old man and this Interview will forev er have a safe place III lie treasuro house of the writers memory THE PARACHUTE A Mon1n Kxiierlmeii tn In Air KIIkIiI In the Kir yen Hi Ceiilnry Credible accounts exist of an English Benedictine monk Oliver of Malmes bury lu the eleventh century having tried to lly by precipitating himself from the height of n tower with the as 1 slstance of wings attached to his arms 1 and his feet It Is said that having gone along a little way he fell and broke his legs He attributed his acci dent to failure to provide his apparatus with a tall which would have helped i preserve his equilibrium and made his descent a gentler one In the sixteenth century Leonardo tin Vlnel llrst demonstrated that a bird which Is heavier than the air sustains Itself advances In the nlr by render i Ing the lluid denser where It passes than wheru It does not pnss In order to lly It has to llx its point of support on the air Its wings lu the descend ing stroke exert a pressure from above down the reaction of which from be low up forces the center of gravity of Its body to ascend nt each Instant to the height nt which the bird wishes to maintain It Some sketches which have come down to us prove that Leo nardo occupied himself like Oliver of Mnlniesbury with giving man the pow er to fly by the assistance of wings suitably fixed to the body We owe to Leonardo also the Inven tion of tho parachute which he de scribed In the following terms If a man had a pavilion each side of which was 15 braces wide and 12 braces high he might cast himself from any height whatever without fear of danger It may be said too of Leonardo ila Vinci that be wns the first to suggest tho Idea of the screw propeller Apple tons popular Magazine The Collrue Hone Hun Two young men who must have been medical students boarded an Angora car late one night with a fully nrtlcu latcd skeleton Each hnd one arm i linked with that of the skeleton whose bones rattled growsomely ns they walk ed to the forward end of the car ami gravely seated themselves with their inanimate companion between tlicni Between the grinning teeth of the skel eton was a cigarette and a derby hat adorned Its shining skull The car was rather crowded and the other passen Rcru most of whom were men gazed In open mouthed astonishment nt tho Btrango spectacle The two young fel lows however pretended to bo uncon scious of their surroundings and held such converse with the skeleton as Too bad you didnt wear your mack intosh Bill Im afraid youll catch cold or Say Bill better throw away your cigarette or the conductor will put you off When the conductor canio through for tho fares one of the young men handed him 15 cents and ho rang up three fares without a word of com ment At Sixteenth street a young girl entered the car and looked around for a seat Here Bill exclaimed one of the students whores your gallan try Get up and give tho lady a seat Then he yanked the skeleton out of Its place and set It ou his knees The girl gave one screech lied to tho back plat form and insisted that the conductor stop the enr and put her off Gee Bill remarked the student gazing reproachfully Into tho skeletons face Youve deteriorated You used to be qnlte a ladys man Then ev erybody laughed Philadelphia Rec ord An Oild Iavr To punish a man for nonpayment of a certain tax by forbidding him to en ter n restaurant Is a rather singular net of government yet lu tho canton of Bern such a law Is lu effect Every man lu Switzerland must serve lu tho Swiss army If he be physically capable and If he be not physically capable he must pay what Is called the military I exenipllon lav lu he enuton of Bern n rip lly enforced law Is In effect which proi is u person who has not paid tills tax from entering any of the vari ous beer gardens ami saloons until the a- Is paid Tills law Is called tho wlrtshansver hot The roveiiiineiil says that If a man has money to spend for coffee beer or liquors he must also have money enough with which to pay his debt to the slate At Intervals one may lead III the local olllclal papers the list of names of Piose who must stay away from tin guldens Tho law cannot prohibit a person from obtaining llq nor through the Intervention or help of a friend but the privilege of dropping Into a favorite resort ami hobnobbing with friends a custom which I dear to every Swiss -must be foregone The law Is effective for several rea sons The military exemption tax Is small -it is generally paid and the or dinary peasant does not like to see his name publicly printed- Chicago ltec ord fltilttr Women SiiiiiHUlern We never have much trouble In find ing out a w mnn who Is guilty of smuggling rcmnrkil a deputy mar shal of Detroit The trouble with women smugglers U they are not at ease Tin customs olllcer spots them easily There Is Homelhlug lu their very gait that betrays them A woman may be brought here charged wllh hav ing smuggled goods and she may tell a very smooth story declaring her In nocence until there seems no way of suspect Ing Iter further But when she gets up we watch her If she Is Innocent she will walk away easily ami naturally but If she Is gullly she will try so hard to lie nat ural that she will Invariably fall She will start off quite slowly so fearful that she will appear to be In a hurry that her nervousness gets the best of her and she will suddenly make such a change lu her gait that we at once recall her Here madam we say plenao come back a moment There Is a little mutter we forgot She returns crest fallen nnd perhaps Indignant Then we say Look here madam you did this thing Confess It make a cle in breast anil settle up all scores And she will do It nearly every time al though some sputtering Is the usual accompaniment Detroit News-Tribune OnnilillnK llmmrt In lnnilnn There were In I72J In Loudon alone flfi well known gambling houses Near ly all our most respectable west end clubs were originally gambling houses ns the Cocoa Tree which Is still nour ishing as a club One night late In the eighteenth century there was a cast at hazard tho difference of which wns 180000 That present pink of perfection Whites was perhaps the most ap palling gambling den In Europe The young men of the age says Walpole lose there 10000 15000 20000 lu au evening Tho play of this club was only for rouleaux of 50 each and generally there wns 10000 in gold on the table The gamesters begun by pulling off their embroidered clothes and put on frieze garments or turned their coats Inside out for luck They put on pieces of leather to save their lace rullles and to guard their eyes from the light and to prevent tum bling their hair wore high crowned straw hals with broad brims and some times masks to conceal their emotions Saturday Review Town Nninril For Itnl R J Sharpe admits that Rat Port age the name of his home city In On tario Is not euphonious But It Is unique he adds The town was named for Just wlmt tho words convey a portage for rats It Is on the Winnipeg river Just below the outlet of the Lake of the Woods Long ago before the country wns set tled as It Is now there was n portage nt tho point where the town Is built for the thousands of muskrnts that passed from the river to the lake lu winter and back again to the river in spring At the outlet of the lake there Is a waterfall 19 or 20 feet high that the rats could not pnss over so they went around making the portage Well that was before my time but I have heard old timers tell of seeing the j rats by thousands taking days to the portage Denver Republican The IllKhorn Among the wonderful stories of the bighorn that arc current the most absurd Is that of their pitching them selves headlong down precipices strik ing the sharp rocks with their horns and thereby breaking their fall Kro mont a great explorer Is alas one of the first to start this ridiculous rumor in the account of his travels 112 when describing the mountain goat as ho calls the bighorn He says that the use of those huge horns seems to do to protect the animals head In pitching down precipices to avoid pur suing wolves How history does re peat herself Pletro Clrneo the fif teenth century chronicler of Corsica eays that the moullon throw them selves down precipices head first and brenk tho fall by their horns Bnllllo Qrahmnus Game nnd Life lu the Far West Would Drnv n Crovril A singer named Gordon once com plained to Handel of the style of bis accompaniments which attracted the attention from the singer saying that If ho did not accompany him better he would jump upon the harpsichord aud destroy It Very well snld Handel Teltma ven you will do dat and I vlll advertise It More people vlll como to see you jump dan to hear you slug Calves are never killed In Morocco because of a popular notion that If de prived of them the cpwa would cease to give milk 3 An t telniiiMliiry Nninf n Mye lulled the just lei In tins Itanlsoii si reel polli ourt today and a silence fell over the room while thn eiowd looked around to see why the Justice hud ulteieil the sudden ox clamatloii O Myei Mye again called tho maglsliate more loudly ami Bailiff Baruef hurried to the bar nnd asked the Justice what was offending his dig nity Call O Mye Mr Bailiff ordered the couit and Baiiielt repeated tho words In tones that could be heard ou the street The olllcer glared about for the person who he thought was guilty of contempt of i Mint and when a meek appearing im u left his seat and walk ed tow nil the bar Burnett seized him nnd deilared litn under arrest Is this the man who Is gullly your hoiiorV iikcil tin bulllir What Is your name asked tho court without heeding Burnetts ques tion Mye answered Mie prisoner nud the bailiff took a llghuv hold ou his col lar O Mye queried the court Yes your honor from the prisoner Then It dawned ou the hnlllfT that ha had made a mistake O Mye who said his llrst name was Oliver had been ar rested for begging on the street When the policeman who arrested him told him thai he had abused several persons wlio had refused him ulins Ills nnine was uttered by several In the court The prisoner likewise said Oh myl w hen he got a line of 50 Chicago News IIimv Miullotiuli IiinI n lift William II Crane the actor oiico told this story ou his old friend McCul lough He said that one night In Sail KrniielHco he was awakened from n hound sleep by McCullough pounding ou the door of ills room and in response to Ids sleepy Inquiry as to what warn wanted responded Let me lu Billy I want you to decide a bet Once lu McCullough told Crane thnt he and the man who accompanied him had bet a 20 gohlplece as to who could stand the longer ou one foot and thnt Crane must referee the contest The preliminaries being arranged and tho stakes deposited time was called and eaeli contestant lifting a foot from tho floor stood like a crane while the real Crane lay back lu a recumbent posl i lion with n drowsy eye on the contest ants The seconds dragged Into min utes which again threatened to extend Into the hour without either disputant giving up Suspecting something was wrong Crane waked himself up and examined his men more elm ly The other man was wavering a bit but McCullough was standing like it rock Another llvol minutes went by and then Crane hop ping out of bed discovered thai McCul lough hail oik fool resting against an adjacent sofa and could have stood there for a week If necessary Thoi oilier man won the bet but the Joke was on the referee Never Ailmlt Defent Never ndmlt defeat or poverty though you seem to be down nnd have not a cent Stoutly assert your divine right to lie a man to hold your head up and look the world in the face Step bravely to the front whatever opposes and the world will make way for you No one will Insist upon your rights wlille you yourself doubt that you pos sess the qualities requisite for success Never allow yourself to be a traitor to your own cause by undermining your self confidence There never was n time before when persistent original force was so much in demand as now The nntnhy pam by nerveless man has little show In tho hustling world of today In tho twentieth century a man must elthen push or be pushpd Every one admires the man who can assert his rights and has the power to demand nud take them If denied to The Truthful MnnnKer Business manager of great London newspaper to clerk George takedown an advertisement as I dictate It aud then send It up Ready All right Wanted a mnn for a pleasant indoor position Short hours light work no experience neces sary place permanent salary 1000 a year Answer lu own handwriting Millionaire Great Dally ofllco Clerk I have it down sir nnd will send It to the printers nt once Business Manager a week later George how many answers were re ceived lu reply to that advertisement Clerk- Eighteen thousand Business Munager an hour later Good morning sir Wliat can we do for you sir Seedy Individual What do yon charge for an advertisement for situa tion wanted Business Manager Our charges are high 2 shillings a line but you must remember the vast number of people wo reach Why sir in reply to ono single advcrtiseinunt Inserted laat week there were received 1S000 answers Loudon Tit Bits The IIlKlieat Court No said the judge firmly I will not consent to your marriage with my daughter Sir returned the young lawyer haughtily I shall not take this de cision as final You wont No sir I will not I shall appeal to the court of last resort Oh very well replied tho Judge Submit your case to her mother l vou waut to Chicago Post Only once lu their history as a na tion have the Spanish achieved a naval victory That was at the battle of Lepauto in 1571 when with tho aid of Venetians and Genoese they anni hilated the Turkish fleet The greatest troubles In those which do not happen life are