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' Sambo Say , granmammywhat makes de moon shine so bright some times , while some nights is so dark ? Granmammy Well , chile , I reckon dat de good Lawd mads dem dark nights so dat poor colored folks kin have chicken 'ithout de formality ob payin' fob it. Overlooked. Knicker We can't carry revolve ? ? any longer ? Backer But they didn't take away the girls' hatpins The shortest words sometimes carry the most weight. One Motfeer Says "There's only one trouble -with Toasties "When I get a pacKage - age or two , Father and the boys at once have tremendous ap petites. " Post Toasties Require No Cooking Serve with sugar and cream and the smiles g'o round the table. "The Memory Lingers" Sold by Grocers Postvsm Cereal Co. , Ltd. , Battle Creek , Mich. NEW INVENTION MAKES FIREMEN SMOKE-PROOF MASK NEW YORK. James D. Halloran , a fireman attached to Engine Company No. 20 of this city , is the inventor of a simple but effective smoke-mask that has been given a successful test amid trying conditions. The appara tus consists of a branch pipe fixed to the ordinary fire-hose nozzle , to which are attached three flexible tubes equipped at their ends with rubber nose pieces. To the branch pipe is attached a length of heavily wired garden hose , the further end of which is allowed to trail behind on the street as the firemen enter a burning building. As the stream of water rushes through the hose , it sucks in a current of air through the garden hose , which goes via the small pipes to the nose pieces and is there breathed by the "smoke-eaters. " The invention was tried out in a scorching cellar fire recently and worked like a charm. BEES MAKE PEACH HONEY Problem of Using Juice of Ripe Fruit Is Solved by the Owner of a Ranch in New Mexico. Roswell , N. M. Bees in the Pecos valley have solved the problem of making honey from the juice of ripe peaches. It is the latest and most dainty product from the fertile and famous Pecos valley. The peach honey will come from the ranch of E. W. Mirable , located near Artesia. So far as peach grow ers and bee-keepers can ascertain this will be the first honey made from the juice of ripe peaches in the country. Honey has been produced in many places made partly from the nectar of "HOMINIST" IS LATEST WORD Inspired by Witty French Journalist to Describe Man-Imitating Woman One Is Fined. Paris. An adenture of Mile. Lucl- enne Delaroche , a young sculptress whose works have several times been exhibited at the salons , has inspired a witty journalist to coin a new word whereby militant suffragettes of a cer tain type will be known in France henceforward. "Hominist" is the word , and it is meant to describe the sort of woman who goes about dress ed as much like a man as she possi bly can. One morning at 2 o'clock the night police observed a human figure lying in the gutter of a street in the mid dle of the Latin Quarter. They lifted up what apparently was a young man in an intoxicated condition , with his clothes badly torn and his appearance generally deplorable. While taking the offender , they were assailed by a volley of descriptive epithets deliv ered in a high feminine voice , and dis covered that they were dealing with a woman In disguise. She was dressed in black trousers , leather spats , a man's waistcoat and a woman's coat reaching to the knees. The young woman. Mile. Delaroche. who was the sculptress , explained to the court that this costume she found most convenient In the studio , and that , being suddenly asked out that evening to visit some friends , she had forgotten to don the skirt with which she was accustomed to cover up her nether garments when out of doors. .A hard-hearted magistrate fined her ' 30 francs. peach blooms , but not before from the ripe fruit On Mr. Mirable's ranch he pro duces large quantities of honey each year from alfalfa and mesquite blooms , and thus far the bees have been satisfied with that sort of mate rial. This year there has been an abundance of both kinds of blooms , but the bees decided to try ripe peaches. Recently Mr. Mirable found the bees at work in his peach orchard. On some large peaches he found as many as a dozen bees hard at work. They were able to puncture the skin of the peach and not harm the fruit , and get all the peach juice they wanted. OPEN-AIR THEATER POPULAR Danish House in Denmark Is Throng ed by Patrons of Drama in Deer Park , Just Out of Capital. Brooklyn , N. Y. Among the most interesting experiences of travelers in Scandinavia this summer has been open-air theatergoing. For the splen did weather has induced numerous dramatic enterprises in scenes of quite unusual beauty. Such has been their success that the forest theater is likely to become a summer institu tion in northern Europe. Probably the finest natural theater in the world is in Denmark , in the royal deer park , about six miles out of the capital. There the avenues of mighty trees serve as wings and background to a stage fronted by a beech encircled slope that forms a perfect auditorium. Eight thousand people can be accommodated at every performance and the scene , when the space is filled with gayly dressed patrons of the drama , far surpasses that of a gala performance in more pretentious but artificial surround ings. ings.For For such scenery a careful selec tion of plays is needed , but when that has been done the materials are there for infinitely greater realism than is possible in a brick and mortar play house. For instance , there is space shade and distance in which to oper ate advancing and receding playera , while the effect of the singing is con vincing because it has no reliance on behind the scenes tricks. With no performance marred by the weather , the Copenhagen open-air theater has had a wonderful season. For three weeks he kept a close watch and the bees have worked with great diligence in the big peach or chards through the valley near Arte sia , They have stored the peach sweets in the hives at the ranch and the new crop of peach honey will be ready for market during the coming month. The first to be taken will be shown at the Roswell exposition October 5 , G and 7. The quality of peach honey is some thing that must be left to the readers imagination. Being a new product there are no samples , nor are there experts to dilate on its daintiness.1 The announcement of the new prod uct has aroused a great deal of inter est and Mr. Mirable has been advised to re-christen his ranch and call it Peach Honey Ranch. Their "playhouse" has been the one cool spot in all the range of entertain ments. Four plays have been given "A Midsummer Night's Dream , " Schiller's "Die Raueber , " Sophocles "Antigone , " and an old Danish love story with a tragic vein. As the stars in those per formances came the chieC actors and actresses from the state and other leading Copenhagen theaters , so there was the best of talent as well as the most ideal setting. Spectators , both from home and for eign points , were thrilled by the fight in "Die Raeuber" between the bri gands and a troop of pursuing horse men , and charmed by Mme. Clara Wieth's original conception of Puck in "A Midsummer Night's Dream. " Reluctantly have they returned to town by the light of the moon and from this fascinating playing in the noble forest under the blue sky. Hangs Head Downward. Pittsburg , Pa. Abraham Motley , a painter , while on a 60-foot stack , fell and his foot caught in a number of guy wires 45 feet above the top of a building. After hanging head down ward for an hour , he was rescued un injured. Autos Pay State $230,000. Hartford , Conn. The Connecticut automobile registration bureau's col lections for the year ended September 30 shows fees totaling $230,000. 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