Hoods Sarsaparilla Cures all humors , catarrh and rheumatism , relieves that tired feeling , restores the appetite , cures paleness , nervousness , builds up the whole system. Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. plaed an jrk r , at tract * Bed fcllli all ( ! ( . Neat , clean , ornamental , conrea- Icnt.cheap. LitUall ituen. Can't spill or tip over , will not seller or injure anything. Guaranteed effect ive Of * ll dealer * or sent prepaid ( or ZOc. HAROLD 80HEK9 1(0 Ie E lb AT * . Ere kljs , H.T. Thompson's Eyt Water SILENCE THAT WAS WASTED Aunt Melissa Supremely Indifferent to Fact That Pa Had for Days Been in a "Huff. " Aunt Melissa Spigott was such ai. exceedingly energetic talker that the youngsters of the family used to sup pose that her tongue must be copper- toed , because it never wore out. Uncle Silas , on the other hand , was as eco nomical of words as a marketman is of early strawberries. The too free exercising of this un ruly member of Aunt Melissa's , on one occasion , gave Uncle Silas serious offense , which he manifested by a severe silence lasting for several days. At the end of that period one of the older daughters approached her mother upon the subject with the re mark , "Ma , seems like you ought to make up with pa by now. " "Make up with pa ! " exclaimed Aunt Melissa , in great astonishment. "Make up what ? " K , Why , " returned the daughter , "don't you know poor pa's feeling bad yet ? He's still huffing. " "Huffing , for the land's sake ! How long's he been a-hufflng ! " - "Ever since you came down on him BO hard about wasting sugar by not stirring his coffee ; that's three days ago. " "Why , you don't tell me , Janle Maud ! " Aunt Melissa looked amazed. "Your pore pa ! Been a'huffing for three days , and I never mistrusted a thing of it ! " Youth's Companion. Australia Rich in Libraries. Victoria's ( Australia ) five hundredth free library was .opened lately. One and all of the older libraries are well patronized. The gross revenue re ceived by them in the aggregate from halls , members's subscriptions , and grants is about $340,000. There are about a million books in these libra ries , and it was claimed that some thing like 3,600,000 visits are paid to them in the year. While works of flc- tion are read to the greatest extent , general literature and history receive a good deal of attention. The Night Shift. Positive Wife John , why do you talk in your sleep ? Have you any idea ? Negative Husband So as not to forget how , I suppose. It's the only chance I get ! Puck. But few novels are written for think ing people ; most of them are written for the entertainment of women. BUSINESS WOMEN ' A Lunch Fib for a King. 'An active and successful young lady tells her food experience : "Some years ago I suffered from nervous prostration , induced by con tinuous brain strain and improper food , added to a great grief. "I was ordered to give up my work , as there was great danger of my mind falling me altogether. My stomach was in bad condition ( nervous dyspep sia , I think now ) and when Grape- Nuts food was recommended to me , I had no faith in it. However , I tried It , and soon there was a marked im provement in my condition. "I had boon troubled with faint spells , and had used a stimulant to revive me. I found that by eating Grape-Nuts at such times I was re lieved and suffered no bad effects , which was a great gain. As to my other troubles nervous prostration , dyspepsia , etc. on the Grape-Nuts diet they soon disappeared. "I wish especially to call the atten tion of office girls to the great benefit I derived from the use of Grape-Nuts as a noon luncheon. I was thoroughly tired of cheap restaurants and ordin ary lunches , and so made the experi ment of taking a package of Grape- Nuts food with me , and then slipping out at noon and getting a nickel's "worth of sweet cream to add to it. "I found that this simple dish , fin ished off with an apple , peach , orange , or a bunch of grapes made a lunch fit lor a king , and one that agreed with me perfectly. "I throve so on my Grape-Nuts diet that I did not have togive up my work at all , and in the two years have had only four lost days charged up against me. me."Let "Let me add that your suggestions In the little book , 'Road to Wellville , ' are , in my opinion , invaluable , especially " cially to women. " Name given by Postum Co. , Battle Creek , Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville" in pkga. "There's a Reason. " Ever read the above letter ? A new ve appear * from time to time. Tjy are sreanlae , true , awl fall of LABOR CHIEF FREED FROM PRISON SENTENCE LABOR throughout the world is rejoicing over the decision of the United States Supreme Court which UNION set aside the sentences of imprisonment against President Samuel Gompers , Secretary Frank Morrison and John Mitchell of the American Federation of Labor. The sentences were Imposed by the District of Columbia supreme court for contempt in the Bucks boycott case. BIRDS OF Pair of Them Received at Lin coln Park Zoo. Two Magnificent Specimens of Rarest Species of Feathered Tribe Known to Ornithologists Landed Safely in Chicago. Chicago. Lincoln park now has two magnificent specimens of the em erald bird of paradise , one of the rarest species of birds known to ornithologists. There are only two other live specimens in this country , it is said , these being at the Bronx zoological gardens in New York , and the number in captivity , except in the gardens of oriental potentates , could almost be counted on one's fingers , it is declared. The emerald bird of paradise comes from the jungles of interior New Guinea , and is so rare and shy that it 'is seldom seen , even by the na tives , except in the mating season. Then the birds congregate in com paratively large flocks and the hen birds sit on branches of the trees while the male birds ? o through what the natives call the marriage dance. This consists in the birds extending their magnificent plumes and grace fully hopping from branch to branch to attract the hen birds. At other seasons of the year the birds pass most of their time in the topmost branches of tall trees and are most difficult to approach , not to say snare alive. The two birds now at Lincoln park came from a dealer in London , and Cy De Vry , in charge of the zoo , con siders himself lucky to get them at $200 apiece. They are about the size of a crow , with a beautiful metallic green plumage on the body , orange colored tail feathers and with bronze and green and a red feather on the head. Because of the rarity of the birds and the great difficulty that has been experienced with them in captivity De Vry suggested that Chicagoans - cagoans who wanted to see birds of paradise other than those displayed in military shops or on the hats of women visit the birdhouse without delay. "When I heard that the Bronx gar dens had two birds of paradise , " said Mr. De Vry , "I was anxious to get one or two for Lincoln park. Fortune fa vored me. A month ago a dealer in London wrote that he had a few specimens and I promptly ordered two male birds of the emerald variety. This is not so gorgeous a bird as the king bird of paradise , but it is such a rarity that it is extremely valuable. The two I ordered arrived in a special box fem London , but in shipping some of the beautiful tail feathers were broken. As it would take sev eral months for these to grow in the natural way after molting , I pulled the broken quills and expect that the older bird will be in full plumage within two months. The younger one will not attain its full plumage for perhaps a year. "Fruit and insects 'form the food of these birds and we are giving them the best we can get ants' eggs , meal worms , bananas , oranges and apples. Remarkable Experiments of German Surgeons Have Proved Highly Suc cessful Two Cases. Berling. After American surgeons had begun to graft skin , muscles and bones from animals on human bodies German surgeons undertook to im plant parts taken from dead bodies into living men. Doctor Kuttner , pro fessor of the University of Breslau , re placed in a wounded man a ball and socket joint and part of the femur ta ken from a body with success. The patient died a few months later of apoplexy and Professor Kuttner was thus able by means of postmor tem examination to show in the surgi cal congress anatomical pieces prov ing that the part really taken from the dead body had received new life and attained natural articulation. Anoth- See Menace in Steel Rust n Half Century Loss of Property and Life Will Be Great , Asserts Washington Scientist. Philadelphia. "If steel tuberculosis becomes epidemic in our buildings , and great structures , the destruction of millions of dollars' worth of prop erty will be inevitable , and within half a century the loss in money and life may be appalling. " This statement was made before a gathering of scientists in Franklin in stitute by Dr. Allerton S. Cushman , chemical investigator of the depart ment of agriculture , at Washington. Steel tuberculosis , Dr. Cushman ex plained , is a corrosive disease , attack ing iron and steel structures , occa sioned by natural processes of decay and by electrolysis a decay precipit ated by stray electrical currents that escape from wires everywhere and penetrate the girders of steel struc tures and the reinforcing of concrete buildings. "No effective rust resistants have as yet been discovered , " said , Dr. Cush man , "to 'cover the surface of iron and steel and make it proof against this decay ; and this problem confronting engineers at present is what can be done to Insure a permanent quality to these two metals which are such vital factors in our modern constructive and commercial life. "So far zinc is the only metal which has been found to preserve iron , and its use in covering wire and other building material is helping to over come corrosion. Paint technologists have not made any great strides to ward a solution of the problem , and no pigment has been discovered that has the desired result of arresting rust. " Dr. Cushman declared that unless the country takes measures to insure iron from rust and to protect struc tures which have already been erected so that the waste of the metal is ar rested , the supply of the metal will become exhausted within a century and scarcity will create a new prob lem for engineers and scientists. 24,000,000 HENS IN IRELAND Figures Given Out at Dublin Poultry Conference Show Large Gains Becoming Second Denmark. Dublin. Astonishing facts relating to Irish land development have come to light in connection with the poultry conference here. Figures have been compiled showing that the country possesses more than 24,000,000 hens and 250,000 goats. It is exporting near 4,000,000 ( $20,000,000) ) worth of poultry produce , while England imports 7,000,000 ( $35,000,000) worth of eggs. Ireland , according to these figures , is becoming a second Denmark. The increase in poultry is due principally to the establishment of co-operative depots , which have steadily multiplied. The recently started society called the United Irish Women is rapidly be coming a force in the development of agriculture , and it is believed that the efforts of the organization will result in a Kreatlv reduced emigratiop- Just now they are pretty wild , not be ing familiar with their surroundings , but I hope to tame them soon and to carry them safely over the ills that so often befall exotic birds in captivity. " QUALIFIED TO HAVE BERTH Oklahoma Rancher Convinces Ticket Agent That He is Not a Hobo When Seeking Ticket. 4- Kansas City , Mo. There is little that escapes the cheerful clerks in the Pullman ticket office in the Union depot. Cheerfulness makes for sym pathetic observation , and even in the rush of the early evening , when tick ets for all the night trains are being sold , they catch the drift of events and record it with a smile. Here is their latest : A wide hatted gentleman of tower ing stature doubles himself down to look through the ticket window and states his needs : "I want a berth to Bliss , Okla. " "Got a reservation ? " asks the clerk. "Reservation ? " asks he of the hat , doubling up a little more so as to look his Interrogator straight in the eye. "No , but I've got 160 acres just next the 101 ranch. " Living er patient operated on in the same way presented himself a year after the operation. The surprising success of this new method of grafting parts of dead bodies ies was surpassed by a demonstration by Professor Lexer of the University of Jena , the inventor and propagator of new transplantation methods. He presented a female patient who had attempted suicide by drinking sul phuric acid and seriously injured the oesophagus. Professor Lexer formed out of a piece of the Intestine and ex ternal skin a new oesophagus , reach ing from the stomach to the throat. The assembly , which was composed of the most famous German surgeons , was able to convince itself that the patient not only eats and drinks , but that the new oesophagus fulfills all the natural functions. MEXICO'S FINANCE MINISTER DON JOSE YVES LIMANTOUR , min- Ister of finance , was the only member of the old cabinet of Presi dent Diaz to survive the recent changes in that oody. Next to the president , he has long been considered the strongest political figure in his country and it was supposed that DiasJ had destined him to be his successor. But Ldmantour represents the old or der in the republic and may be com pelled to yield to some younger and more progressive nfen. SHE KNEW ALL ABOUT SILAS M > . Hopkins Weil Understood the Frugality of Her Esteemed Fellow Townsman. Mrs. Wiggins had "run in" for a minute to talk over the latest news of the village with her friend , Mrs. Hopkins. "Do you know , " she said , "they tell me that old Mr. Magee didn't sub scribe but 50 cents to the minister's salary. That doesn't seem possible , does it ? " "To anybody that knows Silas Magee - gee real well , it does , " replied Mrs. Hopkins. "You haven't lived in this town all your life , Mis' Wiggins , and you don't know what Silas is capable of. Why , I remember once when he was a young fellow , going to singing school with the rest of us , we got up a picnic. "One of the girls spoke up and said she'd bring some chicken sandwiches. " 'I'll bring some frosted cake , ' says another. " I'll bring some sliced ham , ' says another. " 'I'll fetch some jelly and cookies , ' says somebody else , and so it went on till we had most evertyhing we could eat , promised. Then one of the boys who had no sisters said he would bring the coffee. That gave Silas his chance. He'd been sitting by , listenIng - Ing to it all , and now he spoke up real brisk , and says he : " Til bring the water for the cof fee ! " "No , Mis' Wiggins , I ain't surprised a mite at bis subscribing only 50 cents. The only surprising thing is that it wasn't a quarter. " Youth's Companion. T.HREE CURED OF ECZEMA "When a child , I suffered eight years with eczema. I could not sleep at night , and had sores all over my chest. We had doctors and none could do any good , until my mother saw the advertisement of the Cuti- < 5ura Remedies in the paper. We used the Cuticura Soap , Ointment and Resolvent , and they cured me of eczema. I also used them on my five children. Two of them had eczema very badly. When my children had eczema , I was not worried at all , as I knew the Cuticura Remedies would do their work. They had sores all over their heads , their hair would fall out , and they would scratch al night and day. They had It on their heads , face , and in back of the ears so that I thought their ears would drop off. I washed their heads and bodies with Cuticura Soap and they are as clean as the driven snow. Cuticura Soap and Ointment also cured my children of ringworm. I would not be without the Cuticura Remedies. They are wonderful. " ( Signed ) Mrs. Violet Cole , 26 S. Redfield St. , Philadelphia , Pa. , Oct. 29 , 1910. Cuticura Soap and Ointment are old throughout the world. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. , sole props. , Boston , for free book on skin and scalp diseases and their treat- meat. Market Hogs Much Lighter. The average weight of hogs market ed in recent years is much lighter than in former years : in the decade 1870-1879 the average weight of hogs killed during the -winter months in western packing centers was about 275 pounds ; in the decade 1880-1889 ahout 257 pounds ; in the decade 1890- 1899 about 239 pounds , anjl in the past decade 1900-1909 about 219 pounds. In other words , hogs mat- keted between 30 and 40 years ago averaged one-fourth heavier than those marketed in recent years. Very Select. The landlady was trying to Impress the prospective lodger with an idea of how extremely eligible the neighbor hood was. Pointing over the way at a fine mansion , she said in a hushed whisper : "Young man , over there across the street there's seven million dollars ! " Out of the Hare. "Here's a hairpin in the soup , wait er , " said the mad diner. "Yes , sir. It's all right It's hare sopp , sir. " To save a man , give him good friends or bitter enemies ; these by love and those by their hate to keep him from evil doing. Antisthenes. Mrs. Winslows Soothlnpr Syrup fos Children teething , softens the g ims. reduces Inflamma tion , allays pain , cures wind colic. 25c a bottle. Lots of city farmers make a spec- cialty of sowing wild oats. Garfield Tea regulates a lazy liver. Your wife as well as your sins will find you out. s WHAT SHE WANTED This Woman Had to Insist Strongly , but it Paid Chicago , HI."I suffered from a fe male weakness and stomach trouble , and I went to the store to get n bottle of Lydia E. Pink- ham's VegetablG Compound , but the clerk did not want to let me have it he said it was no good and wanted mete to try something else , but knowing all about it 1 in sisted and finally got it , and I am so glad I did , for it has cured me. "I know of so many cases where wo men have been cured by Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound that I can. say to every suffering woman if that medicine does not help her , there is nothing that wills' Mrs. JAXETZKI , 2063 Arch St. , Chicago , 111. This is the age of substitution , and women who want a cure should insist upon Lydia E. Unkham's Vegetable Compound just as this woman did , and not accept something else on which the druggist can make a little more profit. "Women who are passing through this critical period or who. are Buffering from any of those distressing .ill's pe culiar to their sex should not lose sighb of the fact that for thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound , which is made from roots and herbs , has been the standard remedy for female - . male ills. In almost every community you will tind women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pinfc , ham's Vegetable Compound , The Farmer's Son's Great Opportunity Why wait for the old farm to become your Inheritance ? 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Ne counterfeit is as good as the genuine and the druggist who says something else is "just as good ae'Dr. Pierce's" is either mistaken or is trying to deceive you for his own seUuh benefit. Such a ioan is net to be trusted. He is tqkSiag with your most priceless possession your health may be your life itself. & * that you fit wtat you ask for.