Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, May 25, 1911, Image 7
Different. "It is the little things in this world that cause us the most trouble. " "Not in my business , " replied the shoe clerk : "it's the big things , the owners of which want to put into lit tle shoes. " Do your feet feel tired , achy , and sore nt nicht ? "Rub them with a'little Ham- ling Wizard Oil. They'll be clad in the morning and FO will you. A man can get along without doing much if he has sense enough to know what not to do. Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup tor Children teething , softens the gums , reduces inflamma tion , allays pain , cures wind colic , 25c a bottle. Don't mind being laughed at ; some day you may splash mud on the laugh ers with your touring car. The herb laxative , Garfield Tea. prompt ly overcomes constipation , biliousness , eick-hcadache and insures better health. Many a man succeeds because he's a good guesser. Chew and smoke nntaxod tobacco , cheap and nudopcd. Merlwether & Kdwards , Clarksvllle/Tenn. Many a fellow who falls into a for tune goes right through it. AI * is the handiest thing in the pan try. It is pure and always ready to use. use.There There is no waste use as much or as little as you need , and the rest keeps longer than fresh milk. Gives fine results in all cooking Tell your grocer to send Libby's Milk $ frzB& . , . -X r 2 * -t < * ? ; < < i in Saskatchewan ( Western Canada ) 8OO Bushels from 2O acres of wheat was the thresher's return from a Lloyd- minster farm in the season of 1910. Many fields in that as well ns other districts yield ed from 25 to 35 bu shels of wheat to the acre. Other grains in proportion. LARGE PROFITS are thus derived from the FREE HOMESTEAD LANDS of Western Canada. This excellent showing causes prices to advance. Land values should double In two years'time. prot Homesteads of 16O acres are to bo had In the very best districts : 16O acre preemptions tions at S3.OO per acre with in certain areas. Schools and churches in every settle ment , climate unexcelled , soil the richest ; wood , water and building material plentiful. For particulars as to location , low settlers' railway rates and descriptive illustrated pamphlet. "Last Best West , " and other in formation , write to Sup't of Immi gration. Ottawa , Canada , or to Canadian Government Agent. ET Balers. 315 Jackson SI. St Piul. Hias. J.M.Midadikn , Drawer 197.tt'atcrtowa.S D. ( Use address nearest you. ) 39 RELIEF FOR WEAK SORE EYES to sell new Automatic device. Write to-day lor our profitable offer. Superior Wrench Co. , 711 S. Third Ave. , Marshalltown , Iowa. Sioux City Directory Cut Flowers For All Occasions Wholesale and Retail J. R. Elder , Sioux City , lowc. Established 30 Years Floral emblems and cut flowers for aU occasions. SIOUX CITY , IOW/ PATRIOT WITH HUMOR IS CHAMPION OF AMERICAN PRO TECTIVE TARIFF LEAGUE. Appeal of Inspired Prophet Reveals Straits to Which Friends of Mo nopoly Have Been Reduced - President Called "Traitor. " Wilbur E. Wakeman of the Ameri can Protective Tariff league , thrills , beguiles and delights us. To be sure , we have never heard of Wilbur before this , but we are hearing a great deal now. Wilbur is doing big things , real izes that himself and tells Mr. Hearst's New York American all about it. Wilbur declares that he is deluging nineteen congressmen with telegrams Urging them to vote against reciprocity. To 'be sure , the names signed to some of the telegrams be long to prominent citizens who weren't consulted by Wilbur when he sent the telegrams , but Wilbur is too busy a patriot just now to bother with details. Feeling that by any other name he were as persuasive and seductive , Wil bur Is beseeching these nineteen statesmen , for the love of heaven'and the American Protective Tariff league , to defeat the reciprocity agreement. In this Wilbur is certainly spreading out the undeserving American Pro tective Tariff league to the vulgar , censorious , even hostile gaze. And he Is full of stirring though trite- patriotic rhetoric , too. For example : "We who realize how this country has been built up under this wise economic policy will not stand idly by and see the country plunged into in dustrial and economic confusion. " We hope that some of that splendid sentiment found its way into Wilbur's telegrams. Wilbur has also decided that President Taft is a "traitor" to the American Protective league and cannot be again nominated for presi dent. Then listen to this glowing , intoxicating , inspired prophecy : "Vice-President Sherman , in my opinion , will lead the Republican hosts of protection to victory in 1912. 'Sun ny Jim , ' prince of good fellows and protectionists , will be our candidate. " It is nice to see how unconsciously , perhaps sub-consciously , Wilbur refers to "good fellows" and protectionists as synonymous. Next , perhaps , to Patriot J. Pierpont Morgan himself , "Sunny Jim" Sherman woukl inspire more enthusiasm in the breasts of the Republicans yes , Democrats too than almost any man we can think of. We should like very much indeed to know something more about Wilbur. It is too bad to lose sight of a patriot so redolent with unconscious humor and hilarious entertainment. If the enemies of the American Protective Tariff league had picked-out a man to do the league as much damage as pos sible , in the most insidious and ef fective way , they could have done nothing so good as Wilbur. He is more than a calamity. He is a "scream. " Detroit Journal. Though twenty-one republics have bestowed a medal on Andrew Car negie as a "benefactor of humanity , " it will be recalled that he has been a good deal more successful as a maker of armor plate than as a maker of peace. Hypocrisy , Not Statesmanship. The senate will remain , the judge of the elections , returns and qualifications of its members if they are elected by direct vote of the people under the pro posed amendment. The' Fourteenth amendment will remain unchanged by the new amendment. It was not until 1866 that congress ever undertook to regulate the election of senators , and this was a reconstruction measure that would never have been passed but for the Civil war. In the light of these facts the claim that congress would be surrendering a great and necessary power if the direct election amendment should be adopted as drafted by the house seems to be grounded more deep- 1 , in hypocrisy than in statesmanship. The real object of this outcry is not to protect the present power of con gress which has acquiesced for a gen eration in the nullification of the Four teenth amendment but to incite south ern opposition to the direct election 3f senators. Should Join Democrats. Insurgent senators are reported from Washington to have demanded and been refused the status of a sep arate party in the composition of committees. In this refusal the Re publican committee of committees is reputed to reflect the wishes of the president. The president is unwise. The insurgents are more nearly in line with him than the regulars are. But we do not particularly blame the rep resentatives of the regulars for their action. They cannot expect to enjoy the privileges of membership in the dominant party and also share as a separate organization in the distri bution of good things. On the whole we believe they would consult their own Interests and the interests of their constituents if they would join the Democrats and make that the ma jority party in the senate. Taft's Confession. President Taft says Canadian an nexation talk is "bosh. " It's inoppor tune , anyway. Troy Press. It served one good purpose , at any rate. It made President Taft confess what a mess his party got this coun try into when it went back on the Declaration of Independence and em barked on a career of conquest Jacksonville Times-Union. SOMETHING TO THINK OVEF Official Figures Concerning Wool In dustry Gives Little Weight to Claims of Protectionists. The preliminary census statement in regard to the wool industry shows a great growth in almost every de partment of the business. There has , however , been a decrease in the num ber of establishments , due to the tendency toward concentration in practically all forms of industry. As a result the increase in the number of employes since 1899 has been comparatively slight , It being only 29 per cent. During the same period there has been an increase of 62 per cent , in capital and of 76 per cent in product. This , of course , proves a much higher per capita production than that of 1899. So there has been an increase of wages. Just what this amounts "to it is impossible to say , since in the report wages and salaries are lumped. Taking the total sum paid for wages and salaries , and distributing it among the wage earners , we find that in 1904 there were 142,000 wage earners , drawing a total ( including salaries ) of $61,000,000 , as against 163,000 wage earners in 1909 , drawing $79,000,000. The per capita wages have increased from $429 to $484. The amount paid in wages would be somewhat smaller if that paid in salaries was omitted. Remembering that the main object of a protective tariff is to maintain the American standard of wages , * it is a little disconcerting to know that in this highly protected industry the average wages are only $484 per capita. Such wages can hardly be called high. Many men in unpro tected industries do much better. If we take the other view , which is also taken by some of the defenders of high tariff taxes , that protection is needed , not so much to make high wages as to enable employers to pay wages that are already high , it is still to be said that no great amount of protection should be needed to meet this wage bill. Something seems to be wrong with the application of the principle of protection In this case , for the blessings supposed to flow from it have not , apparently , reached the "workingman who , as we all know , is the individual for whose benefit the scheme was devised. Has there been a fair division of the taxes which the people have so gen erously voted to this great and thriv ing industry ? MERELY BUSINESS MATTER Judge Gary's Explanation of Shut } down Will Be Understood by the Initiated. The definite denial by Judge Gary that the closing of work on the new wire mill of the steel trust at Birming ham was not an attempt to influence the tariff discussion in congress , may be taken as evidence of how sensitive even large corporations are these days to public opinion. It did not use to be so. If a corporation thought it could gain a point by flouting the public in any way or by scaring it , it went right ahead and did it. There was no care for what the public might say. It might howl all it pleased , but the corporation merely laughed. It never had to pay any attention to the public , which really existed to be milked. But there is a difference now. The public has learned that it can make it very uncomfortable for the person who is doing the milking and that it is possible even to kick over the milk pail. That is why corpora tions are more inclined to treat the public with a certain amount of con- siderateness. Judge Gary does not disguise the fact that the United States Steel cor poration feels that if certain proposed tariff legislation relating to steel du ties should be enacted it might affect disadvantageous the manufacture of certain wire products. Therefore , the local Birmingham officials were ad vised to shut down on a part of the work then underway. These orders being misunderstood , all work was closed down , but has now been re sumed with the exception of the erec tion of houses for workmen and the equipment of the mills. But the judge would have } t understood that this cur tailment is not intended in any way to influence congress. Certainly not. Get In Motion ! Once the Democrats governed the country for 40 years without interrup tion by what the Philadelphia Record calls not new nationalism , nor old fed eralism , nor socialism , nor paternal ism , but by the Jeffersonian doctrine that seeks the greatest good that leg islation and government can dp for the greatest number. Now , after six teen years' exclusion the party comes back fresh from the people. It gives indication , as we have endeavored to reflect , of having the correct ideas as to the needs of the time , and the in tention of fulfilling them. The ques tion still remains to be tested whether it can translate intention into act and that is always a great question with a party or an individual. Certain ly it seems that the safest way to it is to get in motion. The program has been well mapped out. The size of the popular approval may be meas ured by the fact that a Republican house has been made Democratic by a majority of G3 , while in the senate the nominal Republican majority has been reduced to nine , and It remains to be seen how solid this will be. But the test of everything is getting it done. So action should be the watchword. Many a strong front has been weak ened and broken by delay. Indian apolis News. SHE HAD NOTHING ON JIM i Matrimonial Mixup in Which Linda Seemed to Come Out a Poor Second. While I was being shaved the shop door opened gently and in walked a colored boy of fifteen , who looked around in an embarrassed way for a moment and then said to the barber : "Jim , you was ingaiged to by sister Linda. " "You mean I is engaged to her , " was the pompous reply. "But Linda has sent word. " "Oh , she has ? Does she dun want the marriage hurried up ? " "No , sah ; she dun wants you to know dat she married Bill Lee 'bout two hours ago. " "What ? What's dat ? Your sister dun married to dat nigger. Werry well , sah. Den you return to dat sister and gib her my compliments and tell her dat I was dun married mo * dan fo * weeks ago and dat she hasn't dun fooled me worf shucks ! Dat's all , sah , and please close de doah as you go out. " From Norman E. Mack's Na tional Monthly. CURED ITCHING AND BURNING "I was taken with the itch in April , 1904 , and used most everything. I had a friend pay me a visit from Cumberland , and she advised me to use Cuticura Remedies which I did. The cure was certainly quick , and I use them to this day. I had it terri bly under my knees. I only used one box of pills , but two boxes of Cuti cura Ointment , and I use the Cuti cura Soap all the time. I hope this will benefit others , as it has me , after Dr. and others could do noth ing for me. " ( Signed ) Miss Lu John son , 1523 Ninth St. , N. W. , Wash ington , D. C. , April 3 , 1910. In a later letter Miss Johnson adds : "The trouble began with an eruption under my knees , and extended up wards toward my waist , until I was not able to sit down. It kept a con stant itching and burning all the time , night and day. I went to my doctor , but he could do me no good after I do not know how many medicines he gave me , and then told me I would be compelled to go to a skin special ist , which I positively refused to do. I cried all -the time. Finally I made up my mind to try Cuticura Rem edies , and tried Cuticura Pills , Oint ment and Soap , and was entirely cured of the itching three days after I started using them. The healing took about eight days. I consider Cuticura Remedies marvelous , and would recommend them everywhere. " Guticura Remedies are sold through out the world. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. , Boston , for free book on skin afflictions. OF COURSE. iWbeks I once knew a man who re ally enjoyed moving. Seeks I don't believe it. Weeks It's a fact. 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I was born in Monroe County , Michigan , from which place I moved to Red Lake Falls , Minnesota , where I farmed for 22 years. I sold my farm there in the summer of 1903 and in September of that year came to Canada with my wife and eight children. I had about $400 in cash , team of horses , a cow , a few sheep and some chickens. I took up a quarter section of land near Jack Fish Lake , Meota P. O.f and later on purchased for $2,000.00 an adjoining quarter section. I have now 48 head of cattle , a number of horses , good buildings and consider my holding is worth at least $8,000.00. My children have raised from $300 to $500 worth of garden truck each year since we have been here. I have never had a poor crop and have never had one frosted. My wheat has averaged from 25 to 30 bushels per acre with one or two years considerably more. My oats have always yielded well up to 50 bushels per acre and once or twice as high as 85. My cattle have never been stabled in winter , and do not need it. I consider that this country offers bet ter opportunities for settlers than any where I have ever been. I am sure that almost any person can come here and buy land at say $15.00 per acre and pay for it in one crop. My ex perience is that if a man farms his land in the right way he is not likely to have his crop frosted. Most of the settlers in my district are Americans and Canadians and I know lots of them who came here with little or no capital who are now do ing well , but I do not know of any who have left through disappointment , or becoming discouraged , have returned to their former homes. EUGENE JUBINVILLE. There are many whose experience is similar to that of Mr. Jubinville. Secure Canadian Government litera ture from nearest Canadian Govern ment Agent , and see for yourself. Who She Was. "Well , " laughed Squiggles , "some men never know when they are snubbed ! 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