Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, April 13, 1911, Image 7
FREE A trial package of Munyon's Pavr Paw Pills will be ecnt free to anyone on re quest. Address Professor Munyon , 53d & Jefferson Sts. , Philadelphia , Pa. If you are in need of medical advice , do not fail to write Professor Munyon. Your communi cation will be treated in strict confidence , and j'our case -will be diagnosed as care fully as though you had a personal inter view. llunyon'9 Paw Paw Pills are unlike all other laxatives or cathartics. They coax the liver into activity by gentle methods. They do not scour , they do not gripe , they do not weakeri , but they * do start all the secretions of the liver and stomach in a way that foon puta these organs ina healthy condition and corrects constipation. In my opinion constipation is responsible for most ail ments. There are 26 feet of human "bowels , which is really a sewer pipe. iWhen this pipe becomes clogged the whole system becomes poisoned , caus ing biliousness , indigestion and impure blood , which often produce rheumatism and kidney ailments. No woman who suffers with constipation or any liver eilment can expect to have a clear complexion or enjoy good health. If ! had my way -would prohibit the sale of nine-tenths of the cathartics that are now being sold for the reason that they soon destroy the lining of the stomach , setting up serious forms of indigestion , and so paralyze the bowels that they re fuse to act unless forced by strong purgatives. Mmryon's Paw Paw Pills are a tonic to the stomach , liver aud nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken ; they en rich the blood instead of impoverish it ; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it. These pills contain no calomel , no dope ; they arc soothing , healing and stimulating. They school the bowels to act without physic. Regular size bottle , containing 45 pills , 25 cents. Munyon's Laboratory , 53d & Jefferson Sts. , Philadelphia. PUT YOUTH ON HIS GUARD Evidently Recital of Romance Long Passed Made No Appeal to His Feelings. "Charles , " said a sharp-voiced wom an to her husband in a railway car riage , "do you know that you and I once had a romance in a railway car riage ? " "Never beard of it , " replied Charles Jn a subdued tone. "I thought you hadn't ; but don't you remember , it was that pair of slippers I presented to you the Christmas be fore we were married that led to our union ? You remember how nicely they fitted , don't you ? Well , Charles , one day when we were going to a pic nic you had your feet upon a seat , and when you were'not looking I took your measure. But for that pair of slippers I don't believe we'd have ever- teen married. " A young unmarried man sitting by Immediately took down his feet from the seat. Ideas Magazine. Truth a Trouble Maker. A West Philadelphia man and his wife have separated. None of their friends know why , but one , being curi ous , asked the husband : "What was the trouble between you and your wife ? " "O , nothing much. She bought a new hat for $20 and asked me what I thought of it. And I told her. That's all. " It Does \ The Heart Good . > To see how the little folks enjoy with cream Sweet , crisp bits of pearly white com , rolled and toasted to an appetizing brown. "The Memory Lingers" POSTUM CEREAL CO. , Ltd. , Battle Creek , Mich. ALL OVER NUBKASKA Snow Will Aid Wheat. Hall County. Farmers in Hall county are hopeful that the recent wet snow , which fell without an ac companying freeze , will do much to restore the condition of wheat. The crop had suffered greatly from the prolonged dry spell and severe winds. Spelling Contests On. ' Phelps County. Phelps county schools are/having a se'ries of spell ing contests Each township will send its two best spellers to a county spelling contest , which w'ill be held in Holdrege April 29. A great deal of interest is being shown by the pupils and patrons of the schools. Platte Valley Reunion in August. Merriclc County. The officers of the Piatte Valley District Reunion association of the Grand Army of the Republic met in Central City , set the date for the holding of the next an nual reunion and transacted a con siderable amount of business. The date of the reunion is fixed as Au gust 7 to 11 , inclusive. Safe Blown at Northport. Morill County. Burglars entered the branch store of the Bridgeport Mercantile company , across the river at Northport , last week , blew open the safe and secured § 75 in money. The postoffice is in the same build ing , but neither the stamps nor any of the merchandise was interfered with. Hastings Doctor in Trouble. Adams County. A coroner's jury at Hastings held Dr. H. M. Swigart responsible for the death of Miss Grace Baker , who died Monday as a result of a criminal operation. Dr. Swigart was arrested and released on $5,000 bond pending preliminary examination. He was formerly phy sician at the Soldiers' home in .Grand Island. Palmer May Yet Recover. Adams County. Harry Palmer who shot and killed his wife and then attempted to commit suicide , is holding his own and has a small chance to recover. He was held re sponsible for the murder of his wife by the coroner's jury. Complaint charging him with murd.r in the first degree has been filed by the county attorney. Fireman Killed at Crawford. Dawes County. Frank Mahoney , a Burlington fireman at Crawford in the helper service , was run over and killed here. He had just completed a trip to Belmont , and after cutting his engine off from the train stepped out on the opposite track and was struck by another engine. The in jured man v/as hurried to Alliance , but died soon after arrival there. A Runaway Train. Dawes County. A runaway freight train containing 59 cars crashed intoNe No 42 , Burlington eastbound passen ger train , wrecking one engine and ten box cars. That no one was in jured is considered remarkable. The freight train had been set out on a siding at Crawford , which is on a steep grade , and the brakes became loosened , allowing the train to run down the mainline at great speed. Twenty-five Years in Pen. Cherry County. Walter Rifenburg , alias George Wilson , was arraigned here , at a night session of the district court and. pleaded guilty to the count of murder in the second degree and was sentenced to serve 25 jears at hard labor , Sundays excepted , in the penitentiary at Lincoln. Rifenburg was found guilty of the murder of Jacob Davis , a pool hall proprietor , in Valentine on December 27 , 1909. The supreme court granted him a new trial. Elevator and Houses Burn. Webster County. The elevator at Red Cloud belonging to the Duff Grain company burned to the ground last Thursday. Fire spread from the elevator to a small dwelling house and two stacks of alfafla and alJ Avere burned. Union Pacific Extension. Merrill County. Union Pacific en gineers are in the field to relocate the line of extension of the Union Pacific O'Fallons-Medicine Bow cutoff westward from Northport. Activities indicate resumption of construction work upon the grade at once. Big Dam is Destroyed. Cherry County. The big dam at Valentine , which has been in course of construction for the last year when just completed and filled up about a day , went out tearing out all of the cement work and most all of the dam north of the power house. The rush of water drowned several head of cat tle and hogs for Mr. Gaskill , a farmer living on the creek a mile below the dam. The work will all have to be done over again. State Treasurer's Report. Lancaster County. State Treasur er Walter A. George's monthly re port shows a balance in the state treasury of $637,814.80 , of which ? 7- 881.69 is" cash on hand an $629,932.84 is in state depository banks. There is $252,279.81 in the general fund and the trust fund invested and drawing interest aggregates $9,021,391.30. The treasurer has advertised the sale of over $4,000,000 worth of bonds of other stares which the legislature authorized him to sell. Changed Their Minds "Your Easter hat ? " says the first dear friend , while the other dear friends listen joyously. "Your new hat. It looks , my dear , as though some man had made it. " "Humph ! " remarks the angelic creature who has asked for their IT CURED HER. His wife was gloomy and depressed , Inclined to be most critical , And questioned all his actions in A manner analytical. He sought an office building where A very wise physician was , And carefully he told the Doc , What his wife's disposition was. The doctor wrote : "Take one wire base Which has an Easter bonnet on , Also a dress of costly silk Bedecked with filmy Honiton. "This Is a certain cure , if It Is given her dlurnally M. Sig : Unpack them from the box And then apply externally. " THE PLEASURES OF YOUTH. f "I have some Easter eggs , too , " says the nice little boy , "but I am go ing to take mine to the children's exercises this afternoon. " "S'm I , " answers the bad little boy. "Dey's a bunch o' us children goin' to have some exercises in de gallery at de matinee o' 'De Hero o' Deep Gulch. ' I been savin' dis egg for free weeks for it. " NO INDUCEMENT. "The missus always gives her dresses to the servants after she has worn them a few times. " "Well , I'm not going to stay unless she changes her style. She got an other blue dress for Easter and blue doesn't suit my style of beauty ! " CHANGED HIS MIND. He wrote a dreamy sonnet To buy an Easter bonnet He did his best , Alas , his little lyric Met with a fate satiric Ho was assessed , So much to buy the bonnet That he cashed in the sonnet And ode the rest. MUTUAL FELICITATIONS. "Aren't you glad , " said the first chick , "that we were hatched too late to be spring chickens ? " "Yes. And aren't you glad we were hatched soon enough not to be Eas ter eggs ? " opinion of the headgear. "You guessed it correctly. A man did make it the highest-priced man milliner in Paris. " Then , naturally , the smiles ol amusement were changed into smiles of amazement. FIGURED IT OUT. V 'No , daughter , " remarked the wealthy parent. "I am sorry , but you may not marry the count. " "But , why , papa ? " petulantly asked the spoiled child. "The expense Is greater than I can afford. " "There would not be such a terri ble lot of expense. He doesn't eat much and is not extravagant in clothes. Have you figured it out correctly - rectly ? " "I have tried to figure it out , but 1 find that I cannot keep count. " For some reason the .daughter swooned. G-OH ! "My Easter hat was delivered hera and hasn't been sent to my room. Where is It ? " "Heavens , miss ! "Was that your hat ? I thought it was a lamp shade and told the chambermaid to put it on the table lamp in your parlor. I-I-I'm sorry. " TECHNICAL SYNOPSIS. "The Easter sermon , " she outlines , "Was fitted to the morning' . It had one head , with well trimme < 3 thoughts That single head adorning1. The body of the sermon was Set forth in tones of velvet The train of thought was rather old In fashion he should shelve it. But take It all in all , it was An up-to-date production , With pearls of oratory to Bejewel its construction. " Said the ostrich to the rabbit , "Will you tell me , sir , I beg , If you think , you'll claim the honor Of this splendid Easier egg ? " / / / - ring Felt by sex many upon the return of warm weather is due to the impure , impoverished , devitalized condition of the blood which causes that tired feeling and loss of appetite as well as the pimples , boils and othereruptionssocommonatthisseason. It is cured by the great constitutional remedy which effects its wonderful cures , not simply because it contain * sargaparil- la , but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than twenty different ingredients. There is no real substitute for Hood's Sarsapurilla. ' If urged to'buy anjj preparation said to be ' 'just as good , " you may be sure it ia inferior , costs less to make , and yields the dealer a larger profit. "JUST FERNINST THE HILL" Little Pointer for Those Who Feel a Desire to Seek the State of Matrimony. The state of Matrimony is one of the United States. It is bounded by kissing and hugging on one side and cradles and babies on the other. Its chief products are population , broomsticks - sticks and staying out at night. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while trying to find a Northwest pas sage out of Paradise. The climate Is sultry until you pass the tropics of housekeeping , when squally weather commonly sets in with such power as to keep all hands as cool as cucum bers. For the principal roads leading to this interesting state , consult the first pair of blue eyes you see. Ex change. ITCHED SO COULD NOT SLEEP "I suffered from the early part of December until nearly the beginning of March with severe skin eruptions on my face and scalp. At first I treated it as a trivial matter. But after having used castile soap , medi cated washrags , cold cream , ' vanish ing cream , stc. , I found no relief what ever. After that I diagnosed my case as eczema , because of its dry , scaly * appearance. The itching and burning of my SCS.IP became so intense that I thought I should go mad , 'having not slept regularly for months past , only at intervals , waking up now and then because of the burning and itching of my skin. Having read different tes timonials of cures by the Cuticura Remedies , I decided to purchase a box of Cuticura Ointment and a cake of Cuticura Soap. After using them for a few days I recognized a marked change in my condition. I bought about two boxes of Cuticura Ointment and five cakes of Cuticura Soap in all , and after a few days I was entirely free from the itching and burning. My eczema was entirely cured , all due to using Cuticura Soap and Oint ment daily. Hereafter I will never be without a cake of Cuticura Soap on my washstand. I highly recommend the Cuticura Remedies to anyone suf fering from similar skin eruptions and hope you will publish my letter so that others may learn of Cuticura Remedies and be cured. " ( Signed ) David M. Shaw , care Paymaster , Pier 55 , N. R. , New York City , June 2 , 1910. Cuticura Remedies sold everywhere. Send to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. , Boston , for free book on skin and scalp troubles. The pleasure of love is in loving. We are happier hi the passion we feel than in that we inspire. Francis Due de Rochefaucauld. You are not treating yourself or your family fairly if you don't keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the house. It's the best substitute for family doctor and a mighty good friend in case of emergency. Set yourself earnestly to see what you were made to do , and then set yourself earnestly to do it. Phillips Brooks. 2Irs. WinslOTV's Soothlnpr Syrnp for Children teething : , softens the pums. reduces inflamma tion , allays pain , cures wind colic , 25e a bottle. An institution must be propped -up by precedent when it is no more up lifted by sap. Take Garfield Tea in the spring to purify the blood and cleanse the system. A pleasant smile and a sweet voice are great helps on life's journey. e Farmer's Sen's Why wait for the old farm to become your Inliorltance ? Bruin now to preimre for your futnro prosperity and Indepen dence. A jcreat oppor tunity awuKS you -In 3lanitobu .Saskatchewan or Alberta. whor you cans > pcur ; aFr"lIoine - strad or buy land at rea sonable prices. not a year from now , Klien land will be high er. The prollts ( secured from tbo Abundant crop * of \Vlient , Oats and Hurley , as well as cattle raising , arc causing a steady advance In price. Government returns show that tlio number of settlers In Western Cunnda from the U. 8. tvnn GO per cent larger In 101O than the previous year. Many farmers have paid for their land out of the proceeds of one crop. Jfrce Homesteads of 10O ncres and pro-eniptSoH.s of 1 GO arrcH Jit S3.OOui > ucr . 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