SUFFERED 23 YEARS Constant Sufferer From Chron < Ic Catarrh Relltvtd by Pnrima. Mrs. J. H. Bourland , San Baba , Texas , writes : "For twen- ty-three years I was a con stant sufferer from chronic catarrh. I had a severe mis ery and burnIng - Ing In the top of my head. There was almost - most a con tinual drop ping : of mucus pto my throat , which caused frequent ex- pec to ration. My entire sys tem gradually became in volved , and my condition MrS ( Ja H > Bourjand. crew worse. I had an incessant cough and frequent attacks of bilious colic , from which It seemed I could not recover. My bowels also became affected , causing alarming attacks of hemorrhages. I tried many remedies , which gave only temporary relief or no relief at all. I at last tried Peruna , and in three days I was re lieved of the bowel derangement. After 'using five bottles I was entirely cured. I most cheerfully recommend the use of Peruna to any one similarly afflicted. " THE BEST MEDICINE for COUGHS 6 COLDS WHEN SHAW WAS SECRETARY Statesman Preferred Lunch of Appier in His Room to Dinner in Hotel Restaurant. Leslie M. Shaw , formerly secretary of the treasury , is in Washington for a few days visiting his old friends at the capitol and in the departments. "Shaw , " said a cabinet officer , "was one of the mysteries of the Roosevelt administration. From the time he be came secretary of the treasury until he went into the banking business we were unable to decide whether he was a second Russell Sage in the matter of personal expenditures. I ran across Shaw in a big western city , and for the sake of spending a pleasant eve ning together we got a suite of rooms at the same hotel. "At lunch time'I proposed that we go down to the dining room , but Mr. Shaw could not be induced. He said he thought he would eat in his room. Thereupon the secretary of the treas ury opened up his traveling bag and extracted a couple of apples. He offered - * fered me one , but I declined and hastened to the restaurant. "Cabinet officers who served with Shaw discovered that it was a regular habit with him to fill his bag with ap ples before starting on a journey. " Washington Times. A Significant Selection. "That was a mighty inconsiderate brass band .that serenaded me on elec tion night , " remarked the defeated member of congress. "What was the trouble ? " "It didn't play anything but 'Home , Sweet Home. ' " A Way of Getting Even. Hewitt When I asked the old man for his daughter's hand he walked all over me. Jewett Can't you have him arrest ed for violation of the traffic regula tions ? Common sense in an uncommon de gree is what the world calls wisdom. Coleridge. The Taste Test- Post Toasties Have a dainty , sweet flavour that pleases the palate and satisfies particular folks. The Fact that each year increasing thousands use this delicious food is good evidence of its popularity. Post Toasties are ready to serve direct from the pkg. with cream or milk a con venient , wholesome breakfast dish. VtThe Memory Lingers" POSTUM CEREAL CO. . Ltd. , Battle Creek , Mich. SEEN AS A Sunday Schools as Now Conduct ed Are Deplored. Too Many Frivolous and Untrained Girls as Teachers Know Little of Children and How They Should Be Taught. Atlanta , Ga. 'The Sunday school is it is conducted today is a national menace , " declared Mrs. Frederick Schaff of Philadelphia , in addressing the Georgia mother's congress today. Furthermore , she asserted too many of the teachers are frivolous girls who know little of children and how they should be taught. Mrs. Schaff , who is president of the national mother's congress , urged a world-wide awakening of mothers to the fact that love and tenderness are not sufficient for the proper rearing of children. "It is the mother's place , " she de clared , 'to demand more of the Sun day schools. " "Love , " declared Mrs. Schaff , "can not make a mother a good mother. It will make her well Intentioned , but it will not give her the knowledge of what her children need. It will not give her the ability to train her chil dren as they should be trained. The thing we need is to arouse the moth ers and induce them to study 'their children , to know them , and not to. bring them up simply by chance. "If we can only arouse the mothers to see that they can prevent crime , that in their hands lies the future of the world , we will accomplish the greatest thing attainable. Mothers must be taught that as they sow , so shall their children reap. "The mother can inculcate in her children lessons that never will "be eradicatetd. She can make them good or she can make them bad. Many mothers leave the spiritual training of their children to the Sunday school and the church. But what can the Sunday school or church accomplish with only a. few hours' training a week , if this training is not continued at home ? "If I could only reach all the moth ers in thia country with the stories that men in prison have told me of how they started wrong I could con vince every mother of her responsi bility. "A child is not always getting spir itual training at Sunday school or church. That depends on the sur roundings there. Some preachers benefit children , others do not. You know the story of the little boy who didn't want to go to Sunday school. " 'Why don't you want to go ? ' he was asked. " 'Well , ' he said , 'my everyday teacher teaches me something , but my Sunday school teacher just musses ' " me up. At this point Mrs. Schaff was asked if the national mothers' ' can not take up the question of Sunday school and the training of Sunday school teachers. "It can and will , " she replied. "I believe that the Sunday school , as it is , is an absolute menace , with frivo lous , untrained girls acting as teach ers. " ATTACK ON WILD OATS IDEA Dr. Nathaniel Butler Declares Young Men Cannot Sow Them and Reap Desired Good Results. Chicago. The idea that every boy must sow his wild oats was attacked the other day by Dr. Nathaniel Butler of the University of Chicago in an ad dress on "Some Important Aspects of the School" before the Cook county Teachers' association in Fullerton hall. hall."You "You can't sow wild oats and reap the desirable results , " he said. "It is just as easy to form good habits as It is to form bad habits , and it is just as easy to break bad habits as it Is to break good habits. "Everything a child does becomes a part of him ; he can't help it. It is being registered on his nervous sys tem. " LINGUIST STUMPED AT LAST Man Knowing Seventy-Seven Lan guages Discovers He Must Learn One More Others Understand. New York. "Do you know , I thought , with my linguistic equip ment , " said a man who speaks 77 lan guages , "I really thought that I could understand almost any tongue I might hear spoken ; and as matter of fact in my rambles around the world , which have been somewhat extensive , I have very rarely met with anybody with whom I could not converse , at least sufficiently for mutual under standing ; but I have been stumped at last , and that right here in Ne York. "Riding uptown last night on the elevated when we came to a station the guard opened the door and said : " 'Grixel blix flix floct ! ' "And surely I wondered what lan guage that was ; it was some tongue that I had never before heard spoken , and I was still wondering over it when we came to jthe next station , where the guard looked In again , sayIng - Ing this time : " 'Grooty nee sooros blewt ! ' and that left me more in a fix than ever. "What tongue could he be speak ing ? I got more of it at the next sta tion : " 'Nagah , blah , yahlah glewk ! ' and then I gave it up. "He was an American , the guard , a nice , lively , intelligent-looking man , ANKLE SNAKE LATEST FRENCH FAD as the Sara Bernhardt in Prance , where it originated , the latest KNOWN fad takes the form of a snake of gold worn around the ankle. R has already become fashionable among society young women in this country. Sometimes a clinging monkey takes the place of the snake , but the latter is the more popular on account of its adaptive form. The short skirts that are worn nowadays enable the snake to be seen at discreet intervals and , if the wearer happens to be possessed of a slim and shapely ankle , the pi quancy of the adornment is enhanced. KEEP PINK LAMPS LIGHTED Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett on Cheerfulness Greatest of Quali ties Except Love. Boston. "Forget your devils and keep your pink lamps lighted. A pink lamp always makes everything look lovely. I am the disciple of happi ness. Be happy and you will be good. TTnhappiness is the world's greatest evil. Unhappiness is in decent. " So said Mrs. Frances Hodgson Bur- ness , the novelist , in talking her re ligion of cheerfulness. "Cheerfulness , " she said , "is the religion of which I am the apostle. It is the greatest of qualities except love. Love is the biggest thing in the world. "People should forget their devils and keep their pink lamps lighted. That is a little word among my friends. So we'll tell each other all the -nice things whenever we can. You must sacrifice everything to happi ness. If ? ou are happy you know you are bound to be good , for you can't be happy unless you are good. "People who believe in an Inferno for evildoers do not belong to this age. They don't belong to the time but the tongue he spoke was , I found , wholly unknown to me , though It seemed to have a system to it , and plainly its significance was clear teat at least some of the people in the car , for at each of these several stations a number of people got out. "Evidently if I am going to stay here long I shall have to add one to my stock of tongues ; I shall have to learn the guard's language , and then I shall know seventy-eight. " New Tango Dance in Paris. Paris. A new dance has become the fashion in the drawing rooms of Paris this winter. It comes from Buenos Ayres , and is called the "Argentine Tango. " The music Is a kind of habanera , and the dance Itself , which is extremely grace ful , is an improved version of the Berlin polka , with ten varied figures. A roomful of people dancing the Ar gentine tango looks extremely pretty , nd there is little doubt thai the new dance will soon find its way to the United States. Sport for Sharks. Havana. Sharks are taking great interest in the torpedo practice of United States vessels off Media Luna Cay , Cuba , and seem to think the ships are doing it for their benefit. The big fish' take off in a bunch after every torpedo that is discharged , but none of them has yet been able to overtake one of the shells when people walk on two legs. They ought to go back to'the days when the men on earth went about on. all fours. "There's fine power in suggestion. Just keep thinking lovely things about your personal devil and you'll come out all right. Every time your be lief in a devil gets uppermost in your mind , why , say there Is none , and keep repeating It. You will find it a splendid practice and you will soon convince yourself. " Mrs. Burnett then digressed to per sonal habits and said , on the subject of cigarette smoking by women , that the question was a personal one , and each woman must decide for herself whether she wished to smoke. PARROT GUARDS A COAL BIN Learns Value of Black Diamonds on Chilly Trip North Grows Mo rose and Raucous. Boston. A parrot was custodian ot the Ikarla's coal hod when that frelgher reached port from South American ports. The parrot looked very cold and had been complaining about the steadily falling temperature ever since the freighter reached port from South had been fastened to the bird's left leg , the other end of the tether at tached to the stove in the Ikarla's cabin. Somehow , the parrot divined that the black lumps in the coal hod were precious and every time the steward dug into the receptacle to re plenish the fire the parrot shivered and protested at the apparent lack of thrift. Ordinarily a soft-voiced creature while in warm latitudes , this parrot grew morose and raucous at the ap' preach of arctic weather , and nearly went into frenzy at sight of snow. The mocking birds from the West Indies also felt the cold. Their cages were suspended from the ceilings , close to the stove. The Ikarla brought 2,000 tons of cargo , mostly hides. Captain Robertson reported an un usual activity of golf stream currents. During a snowstorm off Nantucket the ship was forced almost 50 miles from her course. Seek Coons , Bag Wildcat. New York. William and Walter O'Brien of Newton , N. J. , have a wild cat skin which they are exhibiting as proof of a night adventure they had near Muckshaw pond. They were out with a dog gunning for coons. A wildcat dropped out of a tree on their dog , tearing his skin severely before he could get out of the way. The cat spring for a tree trunk , and as he wpnt up the men fired , killing the beast. The body weighed forty-two rjoundg FRENCH BEAN COFFEE , 1 CENT A POUND It will grow in your own garden. Ripening here in Wisconsin in 90 days. Splendid health coffee and costIng - Ing to grow about one cent a pound. A great rarity ; a healthful drink. 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