Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, February 02, 1911, Image 6

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    MISERY
All Relieved by Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound.
Sikeston , Mo. 'Tor seven years I
month , and so weak
I could hardly walk.
I cramped and had
backache and head
ache , and was so
nervous and weak
that I dreaded -to
see anyone or have
anyone move in the
room. The doctors
gave me medicine to
ease me at those
times , and said that 1 ought to have an
operation. I would not listen to that ,
and when a friend of my husband told
him about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound and what it had done
for his wife , I was willing to take it.
Now I look the picture of health and
feel like it , too. I can do my own house
work , hoe my garden , and milk a cow.
I can entertain company and enjoy
them. I can visit when 1 choose , and
walk as far as any ordinary woman ,
any day in the month. I wish I could
talktoeverysufieringwomanandgirl. "
Mrs. DEMA. BETHF/STE , Sikeston , Mo.
The most successful remedy in this
country for the cure of all forms of
female complaints is I/ydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound.
It is more widely and successfully
used than any other remedy. It has
cured thousands of women who have
been troubled with displacements , in
flammation , ulceration , libroid tumors ,
irregularities , periodic pains , backache ,
that hearing down feeling , indigestion ,
and nervous prostration , after all other
means had failed. Why don't youtryit ?
ENLIST AID OF CHURCHES
Powerful Weapon Brought to Bear in
the Fight Against Tuber
culosis.
Just how serious a problem tuberculosis -
losisis to the average church , and in
just what ways pastors are called upon -
; on to minister to those suffering from
this disease , ia the subject of an in-
: vestigation'which the national * asso
ciation for the study and prevention
? of tuhercuiosis is conducting in con-
'nection with its plans for tuberculosis -
, sis day on April 30. Statistics are
being gathered from thousands of
ministers regarding this subject , and
among other figures the number of
deaths last year from tuberculosis in
the church congregation will be given.
It is planned to place these statistics
together with other educational ma
terial , in the hands of every minister
in the country for his use in connec
tion with Tuberculosis day. Millions
of circulars and pamphlets on the pre
vention of tuberculosis will also be
issued , botii from the national office
and from the headquarters of the 450
anti-tuberculosis associations who will
. .co-operate in the movement.
A Woman's Reason.
" "Why , " asks the inquisitive person ,
* ' ? do you enjoy having some one tell
; you that you are pretty , when you
iknow you are not ? Does it make you
Ibelieve that you are ? "
"No , " she answers readily. "But it
makes me believe that he believes I
am. " Judge.
Is Yeur
Worth 10c ?
'That's what it costs to get a week's
-treatment of CASCARETS. They
- > do more for you than any medicine
.on Earth.Sickness generally shows
. and starts first in the Bowels and
Liver ; CASCARETS cure these ills.
It's so easy to try why not start tonight -
. night and have help in the morning ?
/ box for aweek's
CASCARETS roc a a 05
* "treatment , all druggists. Biggest seller
-Jn ths world. Million bores a month.
OLD SORES CURED
Allen's UlcerineaalvocurosChronicUlcers , Hone
Uleers.Scrof nlous Ulcers.Varlcosn Ulcers.In-
dolentUloers.MercurlalUlcera.'WhlteSwell-
Infir.MIlk LecrFeverSores , llBlcfior * . Vo.itlTMjno
filler * . Bja.UOOc. J.P.A.LLENDept.A.7St.Paul.llinn.
Sioux City Directory
Established 30 Years
FLORISTS
Floral emblems and cut flowers for all
occasion * . SIOUX CITY , IOWA
FISTULA cured in a few
days , without pain. Wo pay
till cured. Cut this ad out ,
eood lor $5 for each patient. Write for particulars.
Dr. Maihtner. 602 Faram Loan & . Trust Bids ; . , Sioux City , la.
in rebuilt
aml slightly
used type
writers of all makes.
"Write for list of twenty-
five special bargains.
B.F.SwansonCo , , City , Iowa
Cut Flowers
For All Occasions
Wholesale and Retail
J. R. Elder , Sioux City , Iowa
THE LITTLE
BROWN JUG
i lATI 3
KILDARE
By
MEREDITH NICHOLSON
Illustrations By
RAY WALTERS
Copyright 1'JOS by The Bobbs-Merrill Company.
SYNOPSIS.
Thomas Ardmore and Henry Maine
Griswold stumble upon intrigue when the
governors of North and South Carolina
are reported to have quarreled. Gris
weld allies himself with Barbara Os-
borne. daughter of the governor of South
Carolina , while Ardmore espouses the
cause of Jerry Dangerfleld , daughter of
the governor of North Carolina , These
two young ladies are trying to fill the
shoes of their fathers , while the latter
are missing. Both states are in a tur
moil over one Appleweight , an outlaw
with great political influence. Unaware
of each other's position , both Griswold
and Ardmore set out to make the other
prosecute Appleweight. "Valuable papers
in the Appleweight case are missing from
the office of Gov. Osborne and Griswold
places the theft at the door of the
scheming attorney general. Ardmore
charters a caboose and starts for the
border to plan the arrest of Appleweight.
Jerry meanwhile , is a guest at Ardsley.
Ardmore's posse takes the field. Gris
weld , plotting to the same end as Ard
more , is also scouting the border with a
posee.
< ; ' CHAPTER XI.
Two Ladies on a Balcony.
The outer aspect of Ardsley IS ,
frankly , feudal. The idea of a North
Carolina estate had grown out of Ard
more's love of privacy and his wish to
get away from New York where his
family was all too frequently struck
by the spot light. The great tract of
land once secured he had not con
cerned himself about a house , but had
thrown together a comfortable bunga
low which satisfied him for a year.
But Ardmore's gentle heart , inacces
sible to demands of many sorts , was a
defenseless citadel when appeals were
made to his generosity. A poor young
architect , lately home from the Ecole
des Beaux Arts , with many honors but
few friends , fell under Ardmore's
eyes. The towers and battlements
that soon thereafter crowned the ter
raced slopes at Ardsley , etching a
noble line against the lovely panorama
rama of North Carolina hills , testified
at once to the architect's talent for
adaptation and Ardmore's diminished
balances at the Bronx Loan and Trust
Company.
On a balcony that commanded the
sunset a balcony bright with geran
iums that hung daringly over a ravine
on the west , Mrs. Atchison and Miss
Jerry Dangerfield were cozily taking
their tea. Their white gowns , the
snowy awning stirring slightly in the
hill air , the bright trifles of the tea-
table mingled in a picture of charm
and contentment.
"I wonder , " said Mrs. Atchison ab
ruptly , "where Tommy is. "
"I have no definite idea , " said Jer
ry , pouring cream , "but let us hope
that he is earning his salary. "
"His salary ? " and Mrs. Atchison's
brows contracted. "Do you mean that
my brother is taking pay for this
mysterious work he is doing ? "
"He shall be paid in money , " re
plied Jerry with decision. "As I have
only the barest acquaintance with Mr.
Ardmore. never , in fact , having seen
him until a few days ago , itwould be
very improper for me to permit him
to serve me except under the rules
that govern the relations of employer
and employe. " i
Mrs. Atchison smiled with the wise
tolerance of a woman of the world ;
and she was a lady , it must be said ,
who had a keen perception of that
sane and ample philosophy of life
which proceeds , we may say , for the
sake of convenience , from the sense
of humor. She did not like to be puz
zled ; and she had never in her life
been surprised , least of all by any
word or deed of her singular brother
Tommy. She liked and even cultivated
with daring the inadvertent turns in
a day's affairs. The cool fashion in
which her brother had placed the
daughter of the governor of North
Carolina in her hands on board her
car at Raleigh had amused her. She
had learned nothing from Jerry of
the beginnings of that young woman's
acquaintance with the master of Ards-
ley an acquaintance which seemed to
be intimate in certain aspects but
amazingly distant and opaque in oth
ers. Miss Geraldine Dangerfield , like
Mrs. Atchison herself , was difficult to
surprise , and Tommy Ardmore's sis
ter admired this in any one and she
particularly admired it in Jerry , who
was so charming in so many other
ways.
"I hope , " said Mrs. Atchison , put
ting down her cup and gazing dreami
ly into the west , "that you have not
given Tommy any commission in
which he is likely to fail. "
This was. as the lady knew , almost
vulgarly leading ; but Jerry folded her
arms , and spoke out with charming
frankness.
"I have heard my father say , " said
Jerry , "that incapable men often rise
to great opportunities when they are
pushed. Mr. Ardmore has undertaken
to perform for me a service of the
greatest delicacy and not unattended
with danger. You have been kind to
me , Mrs. Atohison , and as you are
my chaperon and entitled to my full
est confidence it is right for you to
know just how I came here , and why
your brother is absent in my service. "
For once curiosity bound Mrs. Atchison -
ison in chains of steel.
"Tell me nothing , dear , unless you
are quite free to do so , " she mur
mured ; but her heart skipped a beat
as she waited.
"I should not think of doing so ex
cept of my own free will , " declared
Jerry , carelessly following the flight
of a hawk that flapped close by to
ward the neighboring woods. "It may
interest you to know that just now
your brother , Mr. Thomas Ardmore ,
Is the governor of North Carolina. He
dqe § not exactly know it , for at
Raleigh I myself was governor of
North Carolina at the time we met
and I only made Mr. Ardmore my
private secretary ; but when it became
necessary to take the field I placed
him in full charge , and he is now not
only governor of the Old North State ,
but also the commander-in-chief of her
troops in the field. "
Mrs. Atchison moved forward slight
ly , but evinced no other 'sign of sur
prise. The hour , the scene , the girl
were all to her liking. She would
even prolong the delight of hearing
the further history of her brother's
amazing elevation to supreme power
in an American commonwealth it
was so foreign to all experience , so
heavy with possibilities , , , so delicious
in that it had happened to Tommy of
all men in the world !
"I trust , " she said , smiling a little ,
"that Tommy will not prove unworthy
of the confidence you have reposed in
him. "
"If he does , " said Jerry , slapping
her hands together to free them of an
imaginary sugar crumb , "I shall never ,
never marry him. "
"I love you more and more ! You
may tell me anything you like with
out fear of being misunderstood ; but
tell me nothing that you prefer to
keep to yourself. "
"If you were not Mr. Ardmore's
sister I should not tell you this ; and I
shall never tell another soul. I was
coming home from a visit in Balti
more and the train stopped some
where to let another train pass. The
two trains stood side by side for a
little while and in the window of the
sleeper opposite me I saw a young
man who seemed very sad. So , just
as my train started , at the very last
moment that we looked at each other ,
I winked at that gentleman with , I
think , my right eye. "
Miss Geraldine Dangerfield touched
the offending inemberSelicately - with
her handkerchief.
Mrs. Atchison bent forward and
took both the girlls hands. '
"And that was Tommy my brother
Tommy ? "
"That gentleman has proved to be
Mr. Thomas Ardmore. I had not the
'I Hope That You Have Not Given
Tommy Any Commission In Which
He Is Likely to Fail. "
slightest idea that I should ever in
the world see him again. My only
hope was that lie would go on his way
sheered and refreshed by my sign of
good-will , though he was either so de
pressed or so surprised that lie made
no response. 1 never expected to see
iiini again in this-world ; and when I had
almost forgotten all about him he
coolly sent in his card to me at the
executive mansion in Raleigh. Aad I
\\-as very harsh with him when I
[ earned who he was ; for you know
the Ardmore estate owns a lot of
North Carolina bonds that are due on
the first of June , and Mr. Billings bad
been chasing papa all over the coun
try to know whether they will1 be
paid ; and I supposed of course your
brother was looking for papa , too , to
annoy him about some mere detail of
that bond business , for the state treas
urer , who does not love papa , has
jone away fishingand Mr. Billings is
perfectly wild. "
"DeliciousI" exclaimed Mrs. Atchison.
'Perfectly delicious ! May I call you
Jerry ? Thank you , dear. Let me tell
srou that I am 32 and you are ? "
"Seventeen , " supplied Jerry.
"And this is the most amusing , in
teresting and exciting thing * have
heard in all ray life. Jt might be dif
ficult ordinarily for me to forgive the
\Vink , but your explanation lifts it out
of the realm of social impropriety
into the sphere of generous benevo
lence. "
"Your brother does not seem particularly -
ticularly proud of his family connec
tion , " said Jerry. "He spoke of you
in the most beautiful way , but he
seems distressed by the actions of
some of the others. "
Mrs. Atchison sighed.
"Tommy is right about us. We are
a sadlot. , "
"But he is very hard on the duke.
Since I came to Ardsley his grace has
treated me with the greatest courtesy ,
and he has spoken to me in the most
complimentary terms. He is beyond
question a man of kind heart , for he
ban promised mo hia mother's pear *
necklace , which had been in her fam
ily for 400 years. "
"I should not hesitate to take the
necklace , Jerry , if he really produces
it , for my sister , his wife , has never
had the slightest glimpse of it , and it
is , I believe , in the hands of certain
English trustees for the benefit of the
duke's creditors. I dislike to spoil
one of his grace's pretty illusions , but
unless Mr. Billings softens his hert
a great deal toward the duke I fear
that you will not get the pearls this
summer. "
"I must tell you as my chaperon ,
Mrs. Atchison , that the duke has al
ready offered to elope with me. He
told me last night as we were having
our coffee on the terrace , that he
would gladly give up his wife , mean
ing , I suppose , your sister , and the
Ardmore millions for me ; but while
I think him fascinating I want you to
feel quite safe , for I promise you I
shall elope with no one while I am
your guest. "
Mrs. Atchison's face had grown a
little white and she compressed her
lips in lines that were the least bit
grim.
"The scoundrel ! " she exclaimed
half under her breath. "To think that
he would insult a child like you ! He
is hanging about us here in the hope
of getting more money , while my poor
sister , his wife , is in an English san
atorium half crazed by his brutality
If Tommy knew this he would un
doubtedly kill him ! "
"That would be very unnecessary
A duke , after all , is something , and I
should hate to have the poor man kill
ed on my account. And besides , Mrs
Atchison , I am perfectly able to take
care of myself. "
"I believe you are , Jerry. But it's
a terrible thing to have that beast
about , and I shall tell him to-night
that he must leave this place and the
country. "
"But first , " said Jerry , "I have an
engagement to ride with him after din
ner to see the moon , and the oppor
tunity of seeing a moon with a duke of
ancient family , here on the sacred
soil of North Carolina , is something
that I cannot lightly put aside. "
"You cannot vou must not go ! "
"Leave it to me , " said Jerry , smil
ing slightly ; "and I promise you that
the duke will never again insult an
American girl. And now I think J
must dress for dinner. "
CHAPTER XII.
The Embarrassments of the Duke of
Ballywinkle.
Mr. Frank Collins of the Atlanta
Palladium irod the ties beyond Kil
dare with a light heart/ gaily swing
ing a large suit-case. He had
walked far , but a narrow-brim straw
hat , perched on the back of his head ,
ttnd the cheery lilt'of the waltz he
whistled spoke for a jaunty spirit. As
his. eye ranged the landscape he mark
ed j * . faint cloud of smoke rising be
yond a lonely strip of wood ; and
coming to a dilapidated piece of track
that led vaguely away into the heart
of the forest , he again noted the tiny
smoke cloud. On such' day the half-
gods go and the gods arrive ; and
the world that afternoon knew no
cheerfuller spirit than the Palladium's
agile young commissioner. Mr. Col
lins was not only in capital health and
spirits , but he rejoiced in that de
licious titillation of expectancy which
is the chief compensation of the jour
nalist's life. His mission was secret ,
and this in itself gave flavor to his
errand ; and , moreover , it promised
adventures of a kind that were great
ly to his liking.
As the woodland closed in about
him and the curving spur carried him
farther from the main right of way
he ceased whistling and his steps be
came more guarded. Suddenly a man
rose from the bushes and leveled a
long arm at him detainingly.
"Stop , young man , stop w&ere you
are ! "
"Hello ! "r called Collins , pausing.
"Well , I'mjiggered , if it ain't old
Cookie. I say , old man , is the untaxed
juice flowing in the forest primeval
or what brings you here ? "
Cooke grinned as he recalled the
reporter , whom he remembered as a
particularly irrepressible specimen of
his genus whom he had met while
pursuing moonshiners in Georgia. The
two shook hands amiably midway of
the two streaks of rust.
( TO BE CONTINUED- ;
COOKING THE EEL IN JAPAN
Patron Chooses His Delicacy , Which
Is Prepared for the Table Be
fore His Eyes.
Entering a Japanese restaurant , a
guest who wishes broiled eels and
rice is led to a tank of squirming fresh
water eels and bidden to point out the
object of his preference. The cook ,
who stands by , says the Delineator ,
selects the wriggling victim of his
choice , strikes-its head smartly upon
a wood block and , squatting by it ,
grasps the creature's neck , inserts a
knife in the left side of the vertebrae
and dextrously runs it down to the
tail , thea rapidly applying his instru
ment to the other side of the back
bone , repeats the process , leaving the
eel split open.
Then , chopping the flattened eel In
to three-inch lengths , the pieces are
plunged into boiling water to make the
skin tender , long bamboo splints used
as skewers are thrust through them ,
and they are then placed on rods over
glowing charcoal and broiled brown ,
being plunged from time to time into
a vessel that contains old soy of the
color ana consistency of molasses.
These preparations concluded , the
steaming eels are drained and placed
in red lacquer boxes with rice and set
before the customer.
If we knew all it would be easier to
fnreive all.
3 * ?
GOOD CAKE RECIPES
FORMULAS THAT HAVE BEEN
TRIED AND PROVEN.
Devil's Food Cake Easily Made and
Success Always Insured Soft Mo
lasses Cookies Banana Short
cake Popcorn Crisp.
Devil's Food Cake. Grate into a
dish one-quarter cake of unsweetened
chocolate , add one-half cup of boiling
water and one teaspoon soda ; let
stand until other part of cake Is
mixed.
Cake part Two cups of brown sug
ar , half cup each butter and sour milk ,
2 % cups flour ; pour In the chocolate
mixture and bake in layers.
Filling for same Two cups brown
sugar , half cup of sweet milk , butter
size of an egg ; boil a little , stirring
all the while. Do not let it boil too
long as it will sugar.
Soft Molasses Cookies. One cup
molasses , half cup water , half cup
lard , half teaspoon each of cinnamon
and ginger , one heaping teaspoon soda.
Boil water and lard together , put iu
soda , stir well , add to molasses , mix
as soft as you can without having too
sticky. Bake in moderate oven. These
should be thick , soft and delicious.
Recipe is over 100 years old.
White Cookies. Two cups granula
ted sugar creamed with one cup but
ter , one cup of thick sour milk or
cream , one teaspoon soda dissolved in
one teaspoon of hot water , nutmeg to
taste , just enough flour to handle the
dough easily ; roll out and cut , sprinkle
with sugar and press a raisin in cen
ter of each ; bake in a rather quick
oven to & delicate brown.
Popcorn Crisp. Boil one cup molas
ses and one cup sugar together till It
Is the right consistency for candy.
Have five- quarts of popped corn , free
from hard kernels , In a large pan , over
which pour the mixture , stirring in at
the same time so the molasses will be
evenly distributed. When cold it will
be crisp and delicious.
Banana Shortcake Use any good
Washington pie recipe , slice bananas
thin , spread over lower half. Whip a
half pint of cream sweetened and add
a little vanilla , spread over bananas ,
put on top layer , cover with bananas
and then cover top with the rest of
the cream. This is very rich.
GOOD HINT ABOUT IRONING
How One Housekeeper Keeps Clothes
Clean While Putting on Finish
ing Touches.
A housekeeper who is noted for her
labor saving devices attached a big
pocket to the Ironing board when ironIng -
Ing skirts and dresses which will drag
upon the floor.
The pocket is made of unbleached
muslin with a wide hem at each qnd ,
and is so long that when it is at
tached to the sides of the board It
will nearly touch the floor.
A double piece of muslin Is put on
the corners of the hem to re-enforce
it , and these corners are pinned at
the sides after the garment has been
put on.
As It Is Ironed , the garment falls
within this loose pocket , and Is kept
from contact with the floor
%
Laundering Frills.
Before putting in the laundry the
one-side plaited frills and frilled col
lars , which are so pretty and popular
and yet so hard to "do up , " run a
row of basting stitches about an inch
from the outer edge. That will hold
the plaits in position while washing
and will save time and trouble later
in ironing. This is especially true If
you are not the proud possessor of a
patent plaiting iron.
These frills , by the way , should ,
when possible , be made separate from
the blouse and buttoned , hooked or
pinned on , so that they do not have
to go so often to the tub. They
really do not get dirty so quickly as
the more exposed parts of the blouse ,
and they are a great nuisance usually
to wash and iron , even with the pre
caution mentioned. If you buy a
ready-made blouse with frills stitched
on , it is an easy matter to rip them
off and supply buttons and button
holes.
Wine Sauce.
Put over the fire a cupful of boiling
water. Wet a tablespoonful of cora-
starch with enough cold water to make
a paste and stir into the boiling wa
ter. Cook ten minutes , stirring to pre
vent its lumping. Rub to a cream a
quarter cupful butter and one cupful
of powdered sugar. Add one egg , well
heaten , and a good grating of nutmeg.
When this has cooked ten minutes add
a half cupful of wine and pour into
the sugar and egg mixture , stirring
until well mixed.
Keep hot in a pan
of hot water until ready to serve.
Delmonice Potatoes.
Layer coM potatoes , layer grated
cheese ; pour over drawn butter.
Sauce Put | In double boiler or over
the tea kejttle one cup milk ; when
the milk Is hot add one tablespoonful
flour and gutter creamed , boil togeth
er until thick ; keep up the prpcesg
until the dfsh is full.
I
/ Cream Sauce.
Two ronnded tablespoons butter ,
two spoonfuls flour ; when butter bub
bles stir In' flour ; add salt and peppei
to taste ; / add enough cold milk to
make consistency of good gravy. Let
npil good / _ _ , . , [
FOR COUNTRY-WIDE MOVE r
J
Foes of Tuberculosis Have Plan to
Use Most Powerful Weapon
on Earth.
April 30 has been set aside this year
AS "Tuberculosis Day , " and will be ob
served In 200,000 churches In the
country in a manner similar to that
of "Tuberculosis Sunday" in 1910 ,
when 40,000 sermons were preached
on the prevention of tuberculosis. In
the first official announcement of the
occasion , made by the National Asso
ciation for the Study and Prevention
of Tuberculosis , the leaders of ths
movement state that they hope to ea-
list'all of the 33,000,000 church mem
bers in the country.
In one respect Tuberculosis day will
differ from Tuberculosis Sunday of
1910. Instead of requesting the
churches to give to the tuberculosis
cause a special Sunday , service , the
national association is going to ask
this year that meetings , at which tha
subject of tuberculosis and its pre i
vention can be discussed , be held on
Sunday , April 30 , or on any other day
near that date , either in the week
preceding or the week following.
"What we want , " says Mr. Living
ston Farrand , executive secretary of
the National Association for the Study
and Prevention of Tuberculosis , in a
elation for the study and prevention
report on this movement , "is to have
this whole subject of tuberculosis dis
cussed In all of the 200,000 churches
of the United States at as nearly the
same time as possible. "
ECZEMA GONE , BOILS CURED
- *
"My son was about three weeks old
when I noticed a breaking-out on his
cheeks , from which a watery sub
stance oozed. A short time after , his
arms , shoulders and breast broke out
also , and in a few days became a solid
scab. I became alarmed , and called'
our family physician , who at once pro
nounced the disease eczema. The lit
tle fellow was under his treatment
for about three months. By the end
of that time , he seemed no better. I
became discouraged , and as I ha4
read the advertisements ofOuticura
Remedies and testimonials of a great
many people who had used them with
wonderful success , I dropped the doc
tor's treatment , and commenced th
use of Cuticura Soap and Ointment ,
and in a few days noticed a marked
change. The eruption on his cheeks
was almost healed , and his shoulders ,
arms and breast were decidedly bet
ter. When he was about seven
months old all trace of the eczema
was gone.
"During his teething period , hl
head and face were broken out in
boils which I cured with Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Surely he must
have been a great sufferer. During the
time of teething and from the time I
dropped the doctor's treatment , I used'
the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint
ment , nothing else , and when two
years old he was the picture of health
His complexion was soft and beauti
ful , and bis head a mass of silky curls ,
I had been afraid that he would never
be well , and I feel that I owe a great
deal to the Cuticura Remedies. "
( Signed ) Mrs. Mary W. Ramsey , 224
E. Jackson St. , Colorado Springs ,
Colo. , Sept. 24 , 1910.
Inherited.
Knocker Jones has a bad memory ,
Becker His mother never knew
what were trumps , and his father
couldn't remember anything on the
witness stand.
Where Every Ear Is Stretched.
Knicker They say listening is *
lost art.
Becker Ever live in a flat with a
dumb waiter ?
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS
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