Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, December 22, 1910, Image 6

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THE CENSUS-
OF CANADA
GROWTH IN TEN YEAR
PAST.
A census of the Dominion of Canad
rill be made during 1911. It wi
. show that during the past decade
remarkable development has take
iplace , and , when compared with tL
? populatlon , a greater percentage of ii
< crease In industries of all kinds tha
ias ever been shown by any countr ;
Commerce , mining , agriculture an
railways bave made a steady marc
onward. The population will be coi
siderably over 8,000,000. Thousant
of miles of railway lines have bee
construction since the last census wa
taken ten years ago. This constru
Uon was made necessary by the opei
ing up of the new agricultural di
'trlcts In Western Canada , in whic
ithere have been pouring year afte
year an increasing number of settler
mntll the present year will witnes
settlement of over 300,000 , or a trif
less than one-third of the immigratic
to the United States during the sane
period with its 92,000,000 of popul
tlon. Even with these hundreds <
thousands of newcomers , the grei
najority of whom go upon the Ian
there Is still available room Tor hu
dreds of thousands additional. Tl
-census figures will therefore show
/great a vast increase' in the nur
her of farms under occupation , as we
.as In the output of the farms. Whe
the figures of the splendid immlgr
tlon are added to the natural increas
the total will surprise even the mo :
optimistic. To the excellent growt
that the western portion of Canac
-Will show may largely be attribute
the commercial and industrial growl
of the eastern portion of Canada , A
Canada Is being upbuilded , and in th
transformation there is taking pa
the people from many countries , bi
only from those countries that pr
duce the strong and vigorous.
some evidence of the growth of tl
western portion of Canada , in agrict ;
tural Industry , it is instructive 1
2 > oint out that over 100,000 horn
steads of 160 acres each have be
transferred to actual settlers in tit
past two years. This means 25,0 (
square miles of territory , and the
when Is added the 40,000 160-acre pr
emption blocks , there is an addition ;
10,000 square miles , or a total of 31
'OOO square miles a territory as lar §
4&s the State of Indiana , and settle
Trithln two years. Reduced to tl
producing capacity Imperative on tl
cultivation restriction of 50 acres <
cultivation on each 160-acre horn
tstead within three years , there wi
"be within a , year and a half from no
' upwards of 5,000,000 additional acn
" 'from this one source added to the e :
"tire producing area of the Province
of Manitoba , Saskatchewan and A
berta.
In 1901 , at the time of the lai
'census of Canada , successful agricu
-ture In the Provinces of Monitob
Saskatchewan and Alberta was . a
experiment to many. There wei
ekeptics who could not believe thj
it was possible to grow thirty , fort
-and even fifty bushels of wheat to tt
acre , or that as high as one hundre
. .and thirty bushels of oats to the aci
-could be grown. The skeptics are n <
"to be found today. The evidence <
the hundreds of thousands of farmei
f "Is too overwhelming. Not only ha\
rthe lands of western Canada prove
'their worth in the matter of raisin
all the smaller field grains , but fc
mixed farming , and for cattle raisin
there is no better country anywhen
The climate is perfectly adapted to a
these pursuits as well as admirabl
for health. The Dominion governmer
literature , descriptive of the countr :
1s what all that are interested shoul
read. Send for a copy to the neares
Tanadian government repfesentativ
An Ace Up His Sleeve.
Munich has once more become th
-scene of a. "painful incident" throug
ignorance on the part of a young mar
-the son of a high official , as to hoi
-to tiold his cards when playing , say
-the Munchener Post. A game was i :
-progress at a club when some on
aw the young man draw an ace fror
"Ills sleeve. When the excitemen
caused by the operation had some
what subsided a prominent citizei
prevented criminal proceedings b ;
'bundling the card sharp into an av
tomobile , which took him without sto ;
across the Bavarian frontier.
The Cat Came .Home.
The story of a cat's remarkabl
Journey comes from Wycombe Marsl
Buckinghamshire , England , whicl
-seems to Indicate a marvelous sens
(
of direction- Some few weeks ago th
feline went amissing. The owner sui
rnlsed that the animal had been stole :
or had strayed away , but the othe
day communication was received fror
some friends to the effect that th
cat had returned to its old home a
.St _ Neotas , Huntingdonshire , a dh
lance of about 90 miles.
Cure for Scratches.
Scratches are caused by exposure t <
cold and wet. local irritation or lov
condition , all of which * should b <
avoided H possible. In simple case ;
: apply c oths wet with a weak solutioi
of sugar of lead and In winter cove ;
-to keep out cold. When cracks hav <
appeared , apply a similar lotion witl
the addition of a few drops of carbolii
: acid. In case of discharge or pus
tulex. mmfwa , lotion ot chloride of. zln <
-instead of. the lead ; finely powdered
-charcoal say be sprinkled over 'tht
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THE LITTLE
BROWN JUG
KILDARE
By'
MEREDITH NICHOLSON
Illustrations By
BAY WALTERS
Copyright 1908 by The Bobbs-Mcrrill Company.
9
SYNOPSIS.
Thomas Ardmore , bored millionaire
and Henry Maine Grlswold , professor ii
the University of Virginia , take train
out of Atlanta. Grlswold to his collegt
Ardmore In pursuit of a girl who hai
winked at him. Mistaken "for Gov. Os
borne of South Carolina , Griswold's lif
IB threatened. ' ' He goes to Columbia t
warn the governor and meets Barbar ;
Osborne. Ardmore learns that his wink
Ing lady is the daughter of Gov. Danger
field of North Carolina. He follows he
to Raleigh , and on the way is given :
brown jug at Kildare. ITI Raleigh he dls
covers that the jug bears a messag
threatening Dangerfield unless Apple
weight , a criminal , is allowed to go free
Ardmore becomes allied with Jerry Dan
gerfleld in running the affairs of the stat
in the absence of the governor. J
scathing telegram issent to Gov. Oa
borne.
t CHAPTERVI.
Mr. Griswold Forsakes the Academii
Life.
Miss Osborne had asked Griswoli
to await the outcome of the day , and
finding himself thus possessed of !
vacation , he indulged his antiquariai
instincts by exploring Columbia. Thi
late afternoon found him in the love
ly cathedral churchyard , where ai
aged negro , tending the graves of ai
illustrious family , leaned upon hi :
spade and recited the achievement
and virtues of the dead.
As the shadows lengthened , Gris
weld walked back to the hotel , when
he ate supper , then , calling for i
horse , he rode through the streets ii
a mood of more complete alienatioi
than he had ever experienced in ;
foreign country ; yet the very scent
of the summer night , stealing out fron
old gardens , the voices that reachei
him from open doorways , spoke o
home.
As he reached the outskirts of towi
and rode on toward the governor' !
mansion , his mood changed , and h <
laughed softly , for he remembere <
Ardmore , and Ardmore was beyoni
question the most amusing person h <
knew. It was unfortunate , he genei
'
ously reflected , that Ardmore , rathe
than himself , had not been plungei
into this present undertaking , whicl
was much more in Ardmore's lim
that hte own. There would , however
be a great satisfaction in'telling Ard
more of his unexpected Visit to Cc
lumbia , in exchange for' his friend' ;
report of his pursuit of the winkini
eye. He only regretted that in th <
nature ofthings Columbia.is a mod
era city , a seat , of cbjrinierce as wel
as of government , a place" where ban !
clearings are seriously computed , am
where the jaunty adventurer witl
sword and ruffles is quite likely tt
run afoul of the police. Yet his owi
Imagination was far more fertile-thai
Ardmore's , and he would have ballet
a troop of mail-clad men as Joyfull ]
as his. friend had he met them clank
Ing in the highway. Thus , modern as
we think ourselves , the least venture
some among us dreams that some da :
some turn of a street corner wil
bring him face to face with what w <
please to call our fate ; and this is th <
manifestation of our last drop o ;
medieval blood. The grimmest seek
er after reality looks out of the cor
ner of his eye for the flutter of
white handkerchief from the iviec
tower he affects to ignore ; and , ii
spite of himself , he is buoyed by tht
hope that some day a horn will sounc
for him over be nearest hill.
Miss OifcOFne met him at the veran
ft Steps. Indoors a mandolin anc
piano struck up the merry chords ol
"The Eutaw Girl. "
"My young sisters have company
We'll sit here , if you don't mind. "
She led the way to a quiet corner
and after they were seated she was
silent a moment , while the light from
the windows showed clearly that hei
perplexity of the morning was not yel
at an end. He felt that she was seri
ously anxious and troubled , and he
wished to hearten her if he could
The soft dusk oil the faintly lighted
corner folded her in. He heard whis
pered in his heart a man's first word
of'the woman he is destined to love ,
in which he sets her apart ; above and
beyond -all > other womenkind she is
different ; she is not like other wom
en !
"It is nearly nine , " she said , her
voice thrilling through him. "My fa
ther should have Jbeen here an hour
ago. We have heard nothing from
him. The newspapers have telephoned
repeatedly to know his whereabouts.
I have put them off by intimating that
he is away on important public busi
ness , and that his purpose might be
defeated if his exact whereabouts
were known. "
"I have no doubt in the world that
the explanation you gave the newspa
pers * is the truth of'the matter : Your
father must be absent a great deal-
it is part of a governor's business to
keep in motion. But we may as well
face the fact that his absenca Just
now is most embarrassing. This Ap-
pleweight matter has reached a crisis ,
and a failure to handle it properly
may injure your father's future as a
public man. If you will pardon me , I
would suggest that there must be
some ! . .onewhom you , can take into
your confidence some friend , some
one in your lather's , administration
that you can rely .on ? "
"Yes ; father has many friends ; but
I cannot consider acknowledging to
any one that father has disappeared
when such a matter as this Apple-
weight case is an issue through the
state. No ; I have thought of every
one this afternoon. It would be a
painful thing for his best friends to
know what is what seems to be the
truth. " Her voice wavered a little ,
but she was brave , and he was * aware
that she straightened herself in her
chair , and , when wayward gleams of
light fell upon her face , that her lips
were set resolutely.
"You saw the attorney general this
morning , " she went on. "As you sug
gested , he would naturally be the one
to whom I should turn , but I cannot
do it. I there is a reason" and she
faltered a moment "there are sea
sons why I cannot appeal to Mr. Bos-
worth at this time. "
She shrugged her shoulders as
though throwing off a disagreeable
topic , and he saw that there was
nothing more to be said on this point.
His heart-beats realized
- quickened as he
ized that she was appealing to him ;
that , though he was only the most
casual acquaintance , she trusted him.
As he pondered tor a moment , a
messenger rode into the grounds , , and
Miss Osborne slipped away and met
the boy at the steps. She came back
and opened a telegram , reading the
message at one of the vandows. An
indignant exclamation escaped her ,
and she crumpled the paper in her
hand.
"The Impudence of it ! " she ex
claimed. He had risen , and she now
turned to him with anger and scorn
deepening her beautiful color.Her
breath came quickly ; her head was
lifted imperiously ; her lips quivered
slightly as she spoke.
"This is from Gov. Dangerfield. Can
you imagine a man of any character
or decency sending such a message to
the governor of another state ? "
She watched him as he read :
Raleigh , N. C.
The Honorable Charles Osborne ,
Governor 'of South Carolina ,
Columbia , S. C. :
Have written by to-night's mail in Ap-
pleweight matter. Your vacillating course
not understood.
WILLIAM DANGERFIELD ,
Governor of North Carolina.
"What do you think of that ? " she
demanded.
"I think it's impertinent , to say the
least , " he replied guardedly.
"Impertinent ? " It's the most con
temptible , outrageous thing I ever
heard of in my life ! Gov. Dangerfield
has dilly-dallied with that case for
two years. His administration has
been marked from the beginning by
the worst kind of incompetence. Why ,
this man Appleweight and his gang of
outlaws only come into South Carolina
lina now and then to hide and steal ,
"What Are Our Intentions ? "
but they commit most of their crime ;
in North Carolina , and they always
have. Talk about a vacillating course :
Father has never taken steps to ar
rest those men out of sheer regard fo :
Gov. Dangerfield ; he thought Nortl
Carolina had some pride , and that hei
governor would prefer to take car (
of his own criminals. What do yoi
suppose Appleweight is indicted foi
in this state ? For stealing one ban
one single ham from a farmer ii
Mingo county , and he's killed half
dozen men in North Carolina. "
She paced the corner of the ver
anda angrily , while Griswold gropec
for a solution of the problem. The
telegram from Raleigh was certainlj
lacking in diplomatic suavity. It was
patent that if the , governor of Nortl
Carolina was not 'tremendouslj
aroused , he was playing a great gam
of bluff ; and on either hypothesis
prompt response must be made to his
telegram.
"I must answer this at once. He
must not think we are . so v stupid ir
Columbia that we don't know wher
we're insulted. We can-go througl
the side door to father's study anc
write the message there , " and she lee
the way.
She found a blank and wrote rapid
ly , without asking suggestions , witl
this result :
The Honorable William Dangerfleld ,
Raleigh , N. C. :
Tour extremely diverting telegram ir
Appleweight case received and filed.
CHARLES OSBORNE ,
Governor of South Carolina.
She met Griswold's obvious disap
pointment with prompt explanation.
"You see , the governor of Soutt
Carolina cannot stoop to an exchange
of billingsgate with an underbred per
son like that a big , solemn , conceited
creature in a Ion ? frock-coat
shoestring necktie , who boasts of bi
longing to the common 'peo-pull. * H
doesn't have to tell anybody tha
when it's plain as daylight. The wa
to answer him is not to answer a
all. "
"Excellent. It's bound to , irritat <
and It leaves him in the dark as t
our I mean Gov. Osbome's inter
tions. And those intentions "
During this by-play he had reache
a decision as to what should be don (
and he was prepared to answer whe
she asked , with an employment of th
pronoun that pleasantly emphasize
their relationship :
"What are our intentions ? "
"We are going to catch Apple
weight , that's the first thing and ui
til we get him we're going to kee
our own counsel. Let me have a tele
graph blank and I will try my ban
at being governor. " He sat down i :
the governor's chair , asked the nam
of the county seat of Mingo and wrot
without erasure or hesitation thi
message :
To the Sheriff of Mingo County ,
Turner Court House , S. C. :
Make every possible effort to captur
Appleweight and any of his gang wh
are abroad in your county. Swear in a"
the deputies you need , and if frlendll
ness of citizens to outlaws makes thi
impossible wire me Immediately , and
will send militia. Any delay on you
part will be visited with severest penal
ties. Answer immediately by telegraph.
CHARLES OSBORNE ,
Governor of South Carolina.
"That's quite within the law , " sail
Griswold , handing Barbara the met
sage ; "and we might as well put th
thing through at a gallop. I'll get th
telegraph company to hold open th
line to Turner Court House until th
sheriff answers. "
As Barbara read the message h
saw her pleasure in the quick corr
pression of her lips , the glow in he
cheeks , and then the bright glint o
her bronze-brown eyes as she fir
ished.
"There must be no mistake , no fail
ure , " she said quietly.
"We are not going to fail ; we ar
going to carry this through ! Withi ]
three days we'll have Appleweight ii
a North Carolina jail or a flying fugi
tive in Gov. Danger-field's territory
And now these telegrams must b
sent. It might be better for you to gt
to the telegraph office with me. Yoi
must remember that I am a pilgrin
and a stranger and they might ques
tion my filing official messages. "
' "That is perfectly true. I will g <
into town with you. "
"And if there's an official coach tha
everybody knpws as yours , it woul <
allay suspicions to have it , " and whil <
he was still speaking she vanished t <
order the carriage.
In five minutes it was at the sid <
door , and Griswold and Barbara , for
tified by the presence of Phoebe , lef
the governor's study.
"If they don't know me , everybody
in South Carolina knows Phoebe , '
said Barbara.
"A capital idea. I can see by hei
eye that she's built for conspiracy. "
Griswold's horse was to be returnee
to town by a boy ; and when this hae
been arranged the three entered the
carriage.
"The telegraph office , Tom ; anc
hurry. "
CHAPTER VII.
An Affair at the Statehouse.
Barbara filed the messages hersel
with the manager of the telegrapl
company , who lifted the green shade
from his eyes and smiled upon her.
"We'll rush them , Miss Osborne
Shall I telephone the answers if thej
come to-night ? No ; your father likes
his telegrams delivered , I remember. '
"I will call for them , " said Gris
wold. "Gov. Osborne was only ai
home a few hours this evening and he
left me ; In charge of these matters. "
The manager's face expressed sur
prise.
"Oh ! I didn't know the governor
was at home , " he remarked , as he
finished counting the words and charg
ing them against the state's account
"I will send them myself , and ask the
operators at the other end to look
lively about the answers. You are
Mr. "
"This is Maj. Griswold , " said Bar
bara , conferring the title with a vague
feeling that it strengthened her cause.
"Major , " repeated the manager , and
he nodded to Griswold with an air
that Implied his familiarity with of
ficial secrets. "You will call ? In a
couple ot hours , major. "
( TO BE CONTINUED. )
NOTABLE CEREMONY IN SIAM
Presentation by the King of Yellov
Robes to Priests of Bud-
hist Temples.
Once a year , says a writer In the
Wide World Magazine , all the Budd
hist temples in Siam are visited by
the king , or his deputies , bearing the
Phra Kathin ( yellow robes ) , in con
formity with 'an ancient custom by
which the priests were made to seek
their apparel for the ensuing year.
During the lifetime of Buddha , monks
and priests were sent out to beg for
old , cast-off garments , which were
afterward dyed yellow and patched
together to form the required robes.
This ancient mendicant custom gradu-
aally gave place to the present one oi
making the garments from new cloth
of a bright canary yellow , provided
by joint contributions of king , princes ,
nobles 'and commoners. When the
king goes in the royal throne barge
to present the robes in person he
does so with great pomp and cere
mony. The priestly garments , folded
In bundles , are carried to the door
3f the temple to await the appearance
of his majesty and .his suite. The
king , on arriving , takes a priestly
robe and places it on a decorated
tltar. The chief priest then lays hia
hands on the garment and chants an
acknowledgment.
SAVED FROM OEATH AT SE
PASSENGERS AND CREW Ol
WRECKED STEAMER SAFE.
One Hundred and Six Peraons Ar
Taken from Olympia in Safety
by Relief Boats.
Valdez , Alaska. All the10' '
persons on the Alaska Steamship con
pany's steamship Olympic , whjch wen
on the rocks at Blight island , Prine
William sound , Saturday nis'at , wen
taken off the ship , together with thi
mails and baggage , and were COD
Veyed to Valdez and Ellemar.
The Olympic left Cordova after un
loading a large quantity of coal In he
afterhold and soon ran into a fierd
gale. The empty stern stood too big ]
out of the water , and in the tempea
the ship became unmanageable an <
was spun about by the wind. Abou
midnight she went hard and fast 01
the Blight island reef.
Wireless Operator Hayes sent ou
the distress call , which was picked u ]
at Cordova and Valdee , and also gav <
as much information of the wreck ai
he could , for the water soon put ou
the fires and made the wireless un
workable. The government launcl
Donaldson from Fort Liscum and th <
steamship Juno left at once for Bligh
island and took off the passenger
without mishap to any of them. Th
crew also was saved.
It is hoped to save the freight 01
the" Olympic , but it Is feared the vea
sel will be a total loss. A rock piercei
the ship's hold. The vessel was va ]
ued at $250,000 the cargo at $50,000.
TAKES UP GREAT PROBLEMS
National Civic Federation Meets t
Discuss Trusts , Railroads and
Other Matters.
New York. President Seth Lei
called to order the eleventh ai
nual meeting of the National Civi
Federation and made a brief oper
ing address in which he outline
the matters that would engage the al
tention of the body during the threi
days it will be in session.
The most important of the topic
that will be considered are : Regula
tlon of corporations and combinationE
regulation of railroads and munlcipa
utilities , compensation for Industria
accidents , and arbitration and concil
iation.
The federation has been organizin ]
councils in every state in the TJniou
composed of representative buslnea :
and professional men. and delegate ,
from these councils are attending th <
meeting. There will be also specia
meetings of the various department
of the federation.
CONVICT EX-U. S. TREASURE !
James N. Huston and Two Other
Found Guilty of Using Mails
to Defraud.
Washington , D. C. James N. Hus
ton , treasurer of the United State
from 1889 to 1891 , was convicted , tc
gather with Harvey M. Lewis of Gin
cinnati , and Everett Dufbur of thi :
city , by a jury in the criminal cour
on indictments charging the use o
the mails to defraud in connection
with the operation of the Nationa
Trust company and other concerns.
The maximum penalty for the ol
fense is two years' imprisonment am
a fine of $1,000. The three men in
dieted , however , were allowed to r
main at liberty on bonds , pending th <
hearing of a motion for a new trial.
MRS. EDDY'S ; . WILL IS FILE !
Bulk of Estate Goes to the Church-
Three Relatives Are Given
$10,000 Each.
Concord , N. H. The will of Mrs
Mary Baker Eddy , founder and heat
of the Christian Science church , ; wa !
filed for probate in this city Wednes
day.
day.One
One of the bequests made in th <
will is a diamond cross to Mrs. Au
gusta Stetson , the excommunicated
leader of the denomination in Ne\i
York city. Mrs. Eddy's son and eacl
of his children is willed $10,000 , anc
a number of friends and members o :
Mrs. Eddy's household are bene
ficiaries. The residue of the estate
is left to the mother church.
PEABODY CLEARED OF BLAME
Vale Student Is Exonerated by COP
oner for Death of Mrs.
Jessica Saunders.
Bridgeport , Conn. By the finding
of Coroner Wilson , Stuyvesanl
Peabody of Chicago , an academic
senior at Yale , is exonerated and
Louis Peterson , a motor-man , is held
criminally responsible for the death
of Mrs. Jessica Saunders of Mystic ,
Conn. Mrs. Saunders was killed in
a collision between an automobile
owned and driven by Peabody and in
which . he was a passenger and a
trolley car operated by Peterson in
Stratford last Thursday. ' t
Dr. G. E.'Vincent Is Honored.
Minneapolis , Minn. Dr. George Ed
gar Vincent , dean of the faculty < ol
arts. literatiMe and science' in the
University of Chicago , was Tuesday
chosen by the regents to succeed Dr
Cyrus Northrup as president of the
University of Minnesota and has ao
cepted the office.t
t * '
Tvirb Killed"hi Explosion.
Charlerol. Pa. Two men were In
stantly killed Tuesday by a prema
ture explosion of dynamite at th <
Cfiarleroi Commercial Works.
Sioux City Directory
RUBBER STAMPS
Seals. Stendls , Metal Trade and
Blot Ciwcks , Bubber Type , etc.
F. P. HOLLAR & SON
Sioux City , Iowa
SPORTING GOODS
Motor Cyclei and Bicycles , Gun Bepalrlnj.
W. H. KNIGHT
219 Fourth Street Sioux City , lows
CLAIMS TO BE SQUARE MAN
*
Bg ! Man V/ith Good-Natured Face
Submits Reasons Why Built
That Way.
"I don't want to blow my own horn-
said the big man with the good-
natured face , "but I think I come under - .
der the head of square men. "
"Did you find a lost purse and re
store it to some millionaire ? " was
asked.
"A little better than that , I think.
Ten days before the state election a
man came to me and asked :
" 'John , how do you think things are
going to go ? '
" 'All my wayI replied.
" 'Will it be a landslide ? '
" ' '
'Sure.
' "But I'm told that it will go the
other way. '
"Don't you believe it I'm seeing
the signs In the sky. Bet myway.
But even up. But all you've got.
You'll be a sure winner. '
"And he took your advice , did he ? "
"He did. Went right off and made a
bet within an hour. "
"And about the landslide ? "
"It landslided the other way. Yes ,
: ny party got buried ten feet deep. "
"But where did the square deal
come In ? "
"Oh , I saw him afar off on the street
next day and ran to him and handed
him BO cents. "
"But but "
"He'd bet that and lost. It was hia
all. I restored it to him. Square deal ,
and he is a happy man. No compli
ments , gentlemen. I am built that > \
-ay ! "
MONOCLE
Cholly Glim Beg pardon , my good
man , but how can I find the customs
office ?
Jack Tar I'll tell ye , mate ; shift
yer lantern from starboard to port
and foller the twist In yer face.
When It Was Rougher.
Paul Withington , the Harvard coacb ,
was praising the milder football of (
191Q. * - . ]
"Football in the ' 90s was a terrible
game , " said Mr. Withington. "Bour-
get , you know , devoted a whole chap
ter of 'Outre Mer' to its horrors. Some
of the stories of the football of'90 or
' 91 are , In fact , almost incredible.
"A Philadelphia sporting editor re
turned one November Saturday from
West Philadelphia with a pale , fright
ened face.
" 'Many accidents at the game ? ' a
police reporter asked him.
" 'One frightful accident , ' replied the
sporting editor. 'A powerful mule
from a neighboring coal dealer's en
tered the field , blundered into one of
the hottest scrimmages and got
killed. ' "
Its Office.
" .This cprk is very tighfr. in yout
brandy bbitle. I can't budge It. "
"Yes , that's the nature of cork ! It
was , put there to keep the bottle's
spirits from going down. " v
Cause and Effect.
"He's a poet of passion , isn't he ? "
"Yes ; I've seen him. fly * into on
when his verses were returned. "
Unfortunately , the people who
narry in haste are not the only ones
7ho repent at leisure.
WONDERED WHY.
Found thfr Answer Was "Coffee. "
Many pale , sickly persons wonder for
rears why they have to suffer so , and
sventually discover that the drug caf-
: eine in coffee is the main cause of
he trouble.
"I was always very fond of coffee
md drank it every day. I never had
nuch flesh and often wondered why I
vas always so pale , thin add weak.
"About five years ago my health
jompletely broke down and I was con-
ined to my bed. My stomach was In
iuch condition that I could hardly take
iufficient nourishment to sustain life.
"During this time I was drinking cof-
ee , didn't think I could do without It
"After awhile I came to the conclu-
ilon that coffee was hurting me , and
lecided to give it up and try Postum.
! didn't like the taste of it at first , but
vhen it was made right boiled until
lark.-and riclt I soon became fond of
t.
"In one w'eek T began to feel better.
could eat more and sleep better. My
tick headaches were less frequent * and
yithm/five months I looked"-anclzfelt
ike a new being , headache spells en-
Irely gone. *
"My health continued to improve and
oday am well and strong , weigh" 148
lounds. I attribute my present health
o the life-giving qualities of Postum. "
Read "The Road to Wellvilte. " I *
> kgs. "There's a Reason. " ,
Ever read tie aWve letter ? A tr
tae appear * from time te tlate. _ _ Tfc y
ire veavte * * tn aa" fall f
atereat.