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found , though the bull is generally sup
posed to belong to other provinces
than the hard-headed Ulster. In des
canting on the many virtues of. the
guest of the evening he me'ntioned the
excellence of his moral nature and rect
itude of his private life In these
terms : "Mr. Irving , sir , is a gentle
man what leads a life of unbroken
blemish/ "
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ERIAL
STORY
Archibald's
= Agafha =
By
EDITH
HUNTINGTON
MASON
Author of
"The Seal Agatha"
Copyright 1910. by W. O. Chapman.
Copyright In Great Britain.
SYNOPSIS.
Archibald Tcrhune , a popular and In-
flolent young bachelor of London , re
ceives news that he has been made heir
to the estate of his Aunt Georglana , with
an Income of $20,000 a year , on condition
that he becomes engaged to be married
within ten days. Falling to do so the
legacy will go to a third cousin In Amer
ica. The story opens at Castle Wyckoff ,
where Lord Vincent and his wife , friends
of Terhune , are discussing plans to find
him a wife within the prescribed time. It
Beems that Lady Vincent is one of seven
persons named Agatha , all close girlhood
chums. She decides to invite two of them
to the castle and have Archie there as
one of the guests. Agatha Sixth strikes
Archie as a handpainted beauty. Agatha
First is a breezy American girl. Lady
Vincent tells her husband that Agatha
Sixth already cares for Archie. He gains
from Agatha Sixth the admission that
Bhe cares for him. but will require a
month's time fully to make up her mind.
Agatha First , neglected by Terhune , re
ceives attentions from Leslie Freer. Four
days of the precious time have passed
when Terhune is called to London on
business. Agatha First , on the plea of
sickness , excuses herself from a motor
trip planned by the Vincents. Later they
see . ' critha First picking flowers with a
strange man. The Vincents discuss
Agatha's seeming duplicity. The follow
ing day the party visits the ruins of an
) ld convent. Terhune continues his at-
entions to Agatha Sixth.
CHAPTER VI. ! Continued.
Freer had returned from his visit
to the ruins and was endeavoring to
interest the rest of 'as , Arch and
Agatha Sixth and Dearest and my
self in a dissertation upon rose-win
dews , when Agatha First interrupted
us by. running up and exclaiming :
"Do r.omo and see the waterfall.
Pedersen says there's a beauty over
there in those woods ! " She had been
iown to the road with something or
other from the spread , where the au
tomobile and the chauffeur awaited
our return.
"A waterfall ! " said Archibald.
"Dear me ! Plow jolly ! Let's go and
Eee It ! "
"Come on7 then ! " "cried " "Agatha
First , pausing and looking at him
expectantly. He rose obediently , but
before he could more than utter the
words "Delighted , I'm sure ! " Agatha
Sixth had risen also , and was now-
confronting him , as she coldly and
haughtily reminded him that he had
promised to go and look for wild
flowers with her. It was putting the
old boy in an awkward position , I ad
mit , but that's no excuse for his sub
sequent behavior. A tactful speech
would have saved the day , but that
Bomething perverse about him , which
he has in common with most men ,
'Made him want most at that moment
the girl who wanted him least. And
that girl was certainly Agatha First , n
for without waiting to see whether'
c'ame or not , she had run off by her
self , all eagerness to see the water-
toll , x
Without considering the rashness
of such a speech , Archibald replied to
tlA
Agatha Sixth's rebuke by remarking
casually : "So I did promise to go tlC'
and look for wild flowers , but I didn't C'
know about the waterfall then ; C'I C'r t
wouldn't you rather coma and see r
that ; first ? " We shuddered to hear \v
him , Dearest and I. It was pretty bad ,
j-ou know. Yet , as I say I thought itSi
understood just how he came to say SiCi
the ] fatal words just what spirit' Cie
prompted him. But Dearest thinks e
aot. She says that he's far too calculating ti ;
tiw
culating far too much on the look ticl ,
out for his own interests to run the cl
clei
risk : of losing Agatha Sixth deliberate ei
eisi
ly. : She thinks he was only embar si
rassed. ; But we both thought that sin
the most peculiar thing about the h
whole affair was the fact that Agatha cih :
First , having left the group immedi h
ately her unfortunate invitation was ;
given , must have been quite ignorant 01 )
of the trouble It had caused. She 01F
seemed , indeed , the whole time to be F
absolutely oblivious to the situation fc
In regard to Agatha Sixth and Ter fcai
hune. And this was the more ex ai
traordinary because any one else , any aioi
Impartial observer with his eyes S (
open , must , it seemed , have been w
aware of an affair of some kind or fa
faC
other between ths two. But Miss C : (
Endicott , it appeared , walked with h
her eyes shut , like a person in a cc :
flrearn , her thoughts upon some other se ;
world or scheme of things removed
from ours. ei
eid
As matters stood , however , the re- d (
Bult of the waterfall proposition and us
usw
rerhune's mismanagement of the w
crisis it brought about , was a flat re d <
fusal on the part of Agatha Sixth to cc :
accompany him anywhere , and hio cch
frightened and tardy pursuit of h <
kgatha First , who wa& beckoning of
ofw
aim to follow from the edge of the w
roods. By , Jove , It made me feel it
Inclined to go after him and tell him ti
S3K ;
what I thought of him then and there ,
Miss Lawrence looked so forlorn and
wretched as she watched them disap
pear Into the woods together. .
"The beast ! " I began , "he ought
to be " But Dearest interrupted me ,
and I realized it was because the
young lady was still standing within
earshot. "Don't , Wilfred ! " she'said.
"Agatha doesn't mind a bit do you ,
dear ? " And she smiled confidently
and encouragingly into the other
woman's face. It was the required
tonic evidently , for Miss Agatha "Law
rence sometimes called Agatha
Sixth at once controlled her quiver
ing lip with a display of self-com
mand upon which I inwardly compli
mented her. It's a trait of the Amer
ican girl , I think , that fine self-con
trol , and something that I admire
greatly in my wife.
"Of course not , " she replied stead-
ly , and turning upon the bewildered
Freer , who was standing by , with the
sweetest possible smile , asked him
if he would mind hunting wild flow
ers with her. The invitation , I
need not say , was accepted with
servile gratitude by that undls-
criminating and impressionable young
man. Like the little dog under the
table , Freer was never too proud to
partake of the crumbs.
My wife and I left alone , she broke
at once into lamentation. Her plans
were all going astray , she declared.
Match-making was perfectly horrid
and she would never , no , never , un
dertake it again. As for Archibald ,
she gave him up. She couldn't under
stand it , at all. Why couldn't he
make up his mind which girl he
wanted and stick to it ? A man who
only had ten days in which to choose
a wife had no business to go on as
he did. Why , she'd never get him
married , and he'd lose his fortune !
But that wasn't the most important
point to be considered by any means.
What bothered her most was that
poor Agatha Lawrence" had fallen in
'Here You've Gone and Asked Us to
Help You. "
love with the marplot , and so far as
she could see and this in spite of her
best efforts the poor girl was des
tined to lose him after all ! O , it
was really too bad. Terhune was
too , too trying ! I must really speak
to him and find out what he meant
by playing fast and loose like that ! I
give you my word I've seldom heard
her go on so about anything. She
really felt distressed by the unaccount
able and rather mysterious color our
matrimonial project had assumed , and
was much concerned for Agatha
Sixth's happiness. The other Agatha
we did not seem to be as interested
in somehow , as she had neither a hus
band or a fortune at stake with which
to enlist our special sympathies.
"After all , Wilfred , " she said , heaving -
ing a deep sigh , "the course of true
love never did run smooth ! "
"Nor yet the course of true match
making ! " I answered and we strolled
down the side of the little hill where
the picnic had been to go and look
tor wild flowers ourselves.
CHAPTER VIII.
It was on the return trip to the cas-
Lle that I found an opportunity to talk
confidentially ' with Terhune. He and
were walking home , as seven was
ather ; a crowd in the machine and we *
ivanted the exercise.
"What in thunder do you mean by n
t ? " I demanded when I had finished s
setting his erratic and inconsiderate _
conduct before him in its true light
excepting : , of course , the details of
he incident of the. automobile in the u
vood , and our later discovery of the f
checked coat in his closet. All refer-
mce to this little episode and the
suspicions of Dearest and myself in
egard to his connection with it , I tj
lad ; felt obliged to omit. We had de-
ided not to mention the subject to
lim : as we had after all only circum-
tantial evidence upon which to base
ur belief that Terhune had been
Agatha First's companion that day.
ror , after all , the checked coat we is l
bund in his closet might only have
esembled the one I saw in the car , riSi
ind he might easily have owned one Si
f the kind without our ever having
ieen it. Our friendship with Arch
vas too dearly prised by us to risk
alsely accusing him. And then I sih
ouldn't help feeling that after all I h
lad ; rather surprised them when I had
ome upon them in the woods , and in
eeing what I was not meant to have
in
een , had rather played the spy , how-
sver inadvertently it might have been
lone. And I did not relish making
ise of information so obtained. It
vas better , much fairer to Arch , we
lecided , to act simply as if my disa ;
every had never been.
"Here you've gone and asked us to "
ielp you , " I went on , "in the matter
getting a fortune , not to mention a tc
rife , and when It's made as plain as a :
could well be that Agatha Sixth is s ]
he girl for you and you admit fancytl [
ing her yourself , why , then , what do
you do ? " I stopped and faced him.
We were crossing Hartsmere commoi ?
and the castle was already" In sight
and his eyes fell before my just in
dignation. He didn't seem anxious to
tell me , so I set to and told him my
self. "Why , you go and spoil it all
by flirting with Agatha First , nov
don't you ! "
"Spoil it all ? " he asked without
looking up. "Yes , " I affirmed Impa
tiently , "tnat's just what you're doing.
I should think you could see you're
jeopardizing your chances with Agatha
Sixth every time you so much as
glance at Agatha First , and really ,
when you consider that you've asked
the girl to marry you and are sup
posed to be awaiting her answer with
all a lover's Impatience , it doesn't look
well. It doesn't really ! What do you
want to do it for , anyway ? " I paused
in my tirade , but he made no motion
to answer. "Why , it's plain loony of
you ! " I exploded in my irritation.
"For a man in your position , it's positively -
tively suicidal to fool the way you're
doing. I shouldn't wonder at all if
Miss Lawrence refused you eventual
ly , and then the game would be up
indeed ! "
"What game ? " said Arch , if , you
please , just as if he didn't know what
I was talking about.
"Why , your aunt's property in Australia -
stralia , " I bellowed In his ear. "You
can't inherit it if Agatha Sixth won't
marry you , can you ? "
"Can't I ? " he said simply , as if it
didn't matter at all , and I nearly lost
my patience.
"How could you ? " I returned. "The
time's up in two days ; is it likely you
could get anyone else to marry you in
that length of time ? "
He looked up. "I shouldn't care to
marry anyone else , " he said. "I hap
pen to care about her , " and his ex
pression was so earnest and sincere
I had to believe him.
"Well , then , for heaven's sake , make
a little more effort to convince her
that you care ! " I advised , but more
gently , and we walked on in silence.
I broke it first , as he didn't seem in
clined to talk. "Honest , old man. " I
said , "I wish you'd tell a fellow what
you're up to ! I hate to see you ma
king a mess of this thing , for no good
reason. If you didn't like Miss Law- jo
rence it would be different. But you're
self-confessed as to that , and it's especially - (
pecially hard to bear when Dearest
(
and I have been doing our very best jfi
to help you. Tell me what it's all
about , can't you ? Why will you persist -
sist in rumsang after Agatha Endicott
just at this critical stage of the 'a '
game ? "
"My dear fellow , " he replied , "I'd
tell you everything in a minute if
there were anything to tell. But there
isn't , not a blooming blessed thing ; I
deny your last statement , however.
I can do that much for you. I am not
running after Miss Endicott , not the
least bit in the world. I give you my
word I'm not ! "
B
For a moment I felt a curious , sense o
of positions reversed , as if some time II
not long I had been
ago the one to s
speak so to Terhune , and he to lee- j tc
ture me. He is older than I and has ft
always been the one to look after me , ci
not I after him. And this feeling alJE
most impelled me to drop my in &
quisitorial tone. But I thought of the B
automobile in the woods and the scene CI
I had stumbled upon and grew firm. tl
Really it was too much. I couldn't in
let him string me like that !
"I don't know what you call it , " I
retorted indignantly , "but whether you
think so or not , you're with Agatha
First all the time lately. Why can't hi
you let her alone and 'tend strictly to tv
business ? " th
( TO BE CONTINUED. )
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A Chinese Wedding. i ui
A Chinese marriage Is all ceremony th
no talk , no levity , and much crying , al
The solemnity of a funeral prevails , cc
After the exchange of presents the I th :
bride is dressed with much care. A ' pi
feast Is spread upon a table , to which of
'
the blushing bride is led by five of In
her best female friends. They are
seated at the table , but no one eats.
The utmost silence prevails , when
,
finally the mother leads off In a cry ,
the maids follow and the bride echoes be
in the chorus. Then all the brides th
maids leave the table , and the discon ar
solate < mother takes a seat beside the of
chair cf state , where the bride sits. ut
The bridegroom now enters , with utw
four of his best men. The men pick w
up the throne on which the bride sits ta
and preceded the form
, by bridegroom , PC
in procession and walk around the le
room or into an adjoining parlor , sig
nifying that he Is carrying her away
to his own home. The guests then
throw rica at the happy couple.
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A Fat Reducer. ta ;
Before starting to starve or drug
off your extra layers of fat try the
effect of this simple exercise , which th ;
a great reducer of adipose tissue. la
Standing with knees close together , sp
rise on the tips of the toes , and , at the be
same time , elevate the chest and force
down the palms of the hands as if
pushing hard on a board. Bend the
hands up slightly so the muscular
strain comes on the fleshy part of the tn
hand close to the wrist th ;
Do this whenever you happen to of
think of it during the day , and you on
will soon notice a decided difference Be
your flesh , particularly in a promi 8U
nent , abdomen. ov >
br >
The Important Personage.
"Are you the owner of this place ? "
asked the book agent. i
"I am , " replied Farmer Corntosse'L eel
"Anything I can do for you ? " all
"No. The chances that
are you are se <
too hard-worked to have time to read up ;
anything , and that you haven't any sp <
spare change anyhow. Let me talk tqj :
the hired man , * I
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si & E = =
TO COOK CHICKENS
NEW RECIPES THAT SOUND LIKE
GOOD EATING.
Boiled Chicken Mold , Broiled Cold
Chicken , Scalloped Chicken and
Chicken Croquettes Offer a
Great Variety.
Boiled Chicken Mold. This is an
excellent dish and one which would
he found most useful for a busy day.
Select a fricasse fowl and have the
butcher save the neck long and cut the
nails from the feet. Skin these by
soaking them a few minutes in hot wa
ter , dismember the rest of ths fowl
and boil all together until the flesh is
tender enough to pick to pieces with
the fingers. During the boiling , sea
son the chicken with one large Ber
muda 3 onion , several stalks of celery ,
parsley ] , cayenne and salt. When done
and cool enough to handle , pick all the
flesh from the bones , feet , neck , etc. ,
and i discard the skin. Chop fine to
almost a paste and pack in a mold ,
pouring ] in some of the boil-water be
tween 1 each layer of chicken. Cover
tightly 1 and set on the ice. Turn on.
a cold dish and serve with a trimming
of canned pimentos. Only water
enough to cover the chicken must be
used for the boiling or the mold will
not harden. The boil-water must be
rich enough to form a jelly.
Broiled Cold Chicken. Here is a
good way to vary the monotony of cold
fowl , whether boiled or roasted : Take
tha half or quarter which has not been
cut into and rub it over with a marin
ade of two tablespoonfuls of vinegar
and one of lemon juice. Put the fowl
between two plates and set aside for
three hours. Then rub the oil and
lemqn juice well into it , dip in egg
and then in fine toasted crumbs ; set
on the ice for an hour , and broil over
a medium hot fire , turning often. Make
a gravy of melted butter with chopped
parsley and a few drops of lemon juice
and pour over the dish.
Scalloped Chicken. Mix two cupfuls -
fuls .of - nicelj seasoned chicken ,
minced finely , with a cupful of boiling
oyster liquor , or as much tomato juice.
Stir in sis chopped mushroom : * , the
pounded yolk of two hard-boiled eggs
and two tablespoonfuls of cream. Add
finely toasted bread crumbs and more
cream if needed to make a soft paste.
Pack in large clam shells or in a bak
ing dish , put nuts of butter on top
and cook covered for fifteen minutes ;
then ] uncover and brown lightly. Cold
lamb/ duck or boiled veal may be pre
pared in the same way , with the sub
stitution of a good stock for the oyster
or : tomato juice.
Chicken Croquettes Stir a cupful of
minced cold chicken and the same
quantity of sweetbreads together ;
these last boiled and blanched and al
so ) minced finely. Add drawn butter
or ] a little chicken stock thickened
lightly with flour. Heat in a vessel
set in another containing boiling wa
ter , and when heated through take
from the fire and add a cupful of
cream ( with a pinch of soda stirred
JE ) and the beaten yolk of two eggs.
Mix well , set in a cold place until
solid ; then mold in round or oblong
croquettes. Dip these in beaten egg ,
then in crumbs and fry a rich brown
boiling cottonseed oil or lard.
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fcn
Apple Butter. n
Put cider into a preserving kettle tn
and boil it until there remains only
two-thirds of the original quantity of h
the liquid. Put into the remaining cilc
3er as many peeled and sliced apples
it will cover and boil , stirring often ,
until the fruit is tender. Proceed in
this way until all the cider has been
ibsorbed by the fruit , and then put the
ooked apples and juice into a crock in
he cellar over night In the morning "
put all over the fire and boil , stirring _ w
jften , to a soft , brown mass. Put away
jars or crooks.
tv
Crabapple Jelly. i
Cover crabapples with water and
boil very tender ; cool and strain
through a cloth ; measure the juice
ind to each cup of it allow a cupful fie
sugar ; boil the juice for 20 min
utes ; then add sugar and boil until fo
little , put on saucer , begins to jelly ; th :
when ! the jelly is nearly done , add
two or three geranium leaves ; when
pouring into glasses remove the ho
leaves. ; bo
Ksrbfe Chocolate Cake.
Make a batter as for white cake.
Pake out one teacup , add to it five
ablespoons of grated chocolate , wet
milk and flavor with vanilla ,
a layer of the white batter into
he baking pan , then drop the choco- c
.ate batter with a spoon , in spots and
spread the remainder of the white
3ottom over it.
Lemon Pudding.
Soak one cup of bread crumbs in
rwo cups of milk for one-half hour ,
hen add one-half cup of sugar , yolks
two eggs and the grated rind of
me lemon , and bake one-half hour
3eat whites of two eggs , add one c
lugar and juice of one lemon. Spreav.
ver pudding when done and slightly t
rown. To be eaten hot or cold.
bn
It
Chicago Hot. me
One peck ripe tomatoes , two cups an
elery , two onions , four red peppers , '
chopped ; one cup white mustard I
eed , two cups white sugar , one-half Mt
die
salt , six cups vinegar , two table-
by
whole mixed drain to-
peens spices ; - un
latoes after chopping , then add other unj
igredients ; cook half hour. La ad
THE HIGH COST
OF LIVING REDUCED
Much has been said about the
cost of livinsr , its causes , and the possi
bilities of Us reduction. But little -has
been said about the most costly leak :
the false economy existing today in near
ly every household.
Much foodstuffs are bought with but
one point In view : "How cheap can 1
get it" without a thought of quality or
"after cost. " One of the most serious Is
baking powder.
By the use of perfect baking powder
the housewife can derive as much econ
omy as from uny other article used In
baking and cooking. In selecting the
baking powder , therefore , care should
be exercised to purchase one that re
tains its original strength and always
remains the same , thus making the food
sweet and wholesome and producing
sufficient leavening gas to make' the-
baking light.
Very little of this leavening gas Is
produced by the cheap baking powders ,
making it necessary touse double the-
quantity ordinarily' required to secure
good results.
You cannot experiment every time
you make a cake or biscuits , or test the
strength of your baking powder to find
out how much of it you should use :
yet with most baking powders you
should do this for they are put together
so carelessly they are never uniform.
the quality and strength varying with
each can purchased.
Calumet Baking Powder is made of
chemically pure ingredients of tested
strength. Experienced chemists put It
up. The proportions of the different
materials remain always the same.
Sealed In air-tight cans. Calumet Baking
Powder does not alter in strength and
s not affected by atmospheric changes.
In using Calumet you are bound to
have uniform bread , cake or biscuits , as
Calumet does not contain any cheap.
useless or adulterating Ingredients so
commonly used to increase the weight.
Further , It produces pure , wholesome
food , and Is a baking powder of rare
merit : therefore , is recommended by
eading physicians and chemists. It
complies with all pure food laws , both
STATE and NATIOXAI. . The goods are
moderate in price , and any lady purchas-
"nsr Calumet from her grocer , if not sat-
sfled with It. can return It and have her
tnoney refunded.
She Covered Her Head.
Scene , a country church of Episco-
copalian denomination in process of
being decorated for the Christmas
season. The rector , who has a strong
eaning towards forms of all kinds is
astening a festoon of evergreen
about the baptismal font , when , eu-
er Miss Dymple , who unceremoni
ously flings her hat upon the seat of
a pew and comes to his assistance.
The rector suddenly observes that
he is hatless and remarks severely :
"Miss Dyinple , it is particularly for
bidden that women shall come into
ne church with uncovered heads. "
"Oh , bother , I forgot ! " responded
he young lady irreverently. "Well , " .
grabbing up the rector's derby alfd
etting it jauntily on her pert little.
bead , "will this do ? "
A Garden of Friends.
One of the prettiest corners of a
certain girl's garden is that in which
every plant has been the gift of s'ome
special friend. The sweet old-fashioned
flowers Ihat bloom there have thus a
double significance- their owner
persuades herself that while they
flourish she may be very sure that
she is not forgotten. A fragrant clump
of pinks was set in place by her dear
est school friend , and now that this
friend is living abroad she likes to
think that every breath of perfume
brings her a kindly thought of her oUl.
chum. A garden of friendship is a
pretty fancy and one that gives last-
uis pleasure.
A Sure Cure.
Mother I'm afraid Gwendoline Is
setting her heart on that young Pen-
liless.
Father You think so ?
Mother I am almost sure of it.
Father Well , he is not a fit person
for her to marry. He is as poor as a
rat and has no prospects. Something
must be done to set her against him.
Mother I have thought of that and
have ; hit upon what I think is an excellent - ,
lent plan.
Father Yes ? Whai is it ?
Mother We must tell her that -we
Want her to marry him.
The Significant Wink.
"I think , " said the weary stranger ,
"that I'll go somewhere and take forty ,
tvinka. : "
The hajk driver looked puzzled.
"What"the trouble ? "
"I was wondering whether you
ivanted ; me to drive you to a hotel or
drug store. "
Not to the Wise.
Howell A word to the wise Is suf
ficient.
Powell Then how do you account
'or the long-drawn-out speeches over
he telephone ?
It is no use preaching on the father-
lood of God so long as you do not like
joys.
The charm of the unattainable Is
eng drawn out.
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inder no obligations.
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