. V Your Liver r \ . is Clogged up s That' Why You're Tired Out e ! ' Sort Hare No . * - AppttiU CARTER'S LITTLE , LIVER PILLS ' will l put you right CARTERS in a tew days. They do JTTLE their doty. IVER Cure Pti.tS. CoRitipa- tiee , Bil- _ _ bonus Vttiwif . ml Sick h4lt. SHALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PUCE GENUINE must bear signature r ; { , I HE'D HAD SOME HARD KNOCKS. - "I I5 ; _ ( _ f' i L t OA f ' - - 1 . - - - , - - . - - - - - "Fortune knocks ' once - at every mal ' door. " "Fortune is a knocker , all right. A BURNING ERUPTION FROM HEAD TO FEET "Four years ago I suffered severely with a terrible eczema , being a mass pf sores from head to feet and for six weeks confined to my bed. During that time I suffered continual torture from itching and burning. After being given up by my doctor I was advised jto try Cuticura Remedies. After the first bath with Cuticura Soap and ap- plication of Cuticura Ointment I en- joyed the first good sleep during my entire illness. I also used Cuticura Resolvent and the treatment was con- tinued for about three weeks. At ttie end of that time I was able to be r about the house , entirely cured , and have felt no ill effects since. I would t , advise any person suffering from any form of skin trouble to try the Cuti- cura Remedies , as I know what they did for me. Mrs. Edward Nenning , 1112 Salina St , Watertown , N. Y. , Apr. 11 , 1909. " Well , Wasn't He Right ? The minister was addressing the Sunday school. "Children , I want to talk to you for a few moments about one of the most wonderful , one of the most important organs in the whole world " he said. "What Is that that throbs away , beats away , never stop- ping , never ceasing , whether you . wake or sleep , night or day , week in o. and week out , month in and month out , year in -and year out , without any volition on your part , hidden away in the depths , as it were , unseen by you , throbbing , throbbing rhythmically all your life long ? " During this pause for oratorical effect a small voice was heard : "I know. It's the gas meter. " Looked Like a Pattern. "My dear , " asks the thoughtful hus- band , "did you notice a large sheet ; of paper with a lot of diagrams on it about my desk ? " "You mean that big piece with dots and curves and diagonals and things all over it ? " "Yes. It was my map of the path of Halley's comet I wanted to- " "My goodness ! I thought it was that pattern I asked you to get , and the dressmaker is cutting out my new shirtwaist by it ! " -Chicago Evening Post. Tactful. A woman with a pronounced squint went to a fashionable photographer. He looked at her and she looked at him and both were embarrassed. He spoke first "Won't you permit me , " he said , "to take your portrait in profile ? There is a certain shyness about one of your eyes which is as difficult in art as it is fascinating in nature."Beacon. . Delightful Desserts and many other pleasing dishes can be made with -H Post Toasties _ A crisp , wholesome food- 'always ready to serve. With fruits or berries it is delicious. "The Memory Lingers" , I A little book - "Good Things 7' Made with Toasties"-in packages , tells how. Sold by Grocers-pkgs. IOc and 15c. POSTUM CEREAL CO. , LTD. Battle Creek , Mich. 1 1 . TELLS HOW IT FEELS TO FALL - - Circus Performer Relates Several of His Hair-Raising Experiences While Doing Stunts. , - "How does It feel to fall ? " was asked of an acrobat who had had several hair-raising experiences. "It feels like something happening which I knew perfectly well was go- Ing to happen , " he answered , thought- ; fully. "In my big fall , three years ago , when we were touring the west. I felt as if I had fallen before. The sensation was perfectly familiar , al I though it was my first accident. Most i of us have premonitions. For instance , 1 knew that on that night I was going i to have a tumble. I always work without a net , but I was almost tempt- ed to have one stretched. For fear that the others would talk about it. : I did not , although I afterward wished 1 that I had. Of course I fell. It may be the sixth sense , or it may be a guardian angel that warns us. "Whatever it is , there are few cir - cus performers without a lively sense I of it at times. When it gives the sig I nal the wisest thing to do is to lay I off for a performance regardless of consequences ; but I have never heard of anybody giving in to it like that. The evening that I came nearest to passing in my checks I climbed to my little swinging trapeze up near the top of the tent , and when I was about half through my act I felt a rope slip and in less than a sec- onl I was plunging down head first and due to strike on a curb of the ring unless I could change my course. I did not lose consciousness ; instead , every faculty seemed more than ever alive. I realized , too , that I must re lax my muscles unless I wanted to be broken to bits. Thoughts of what would happen If I were killed flitted through my mind , along with insur- ance , what my wife would do and say , I who would do my act , and no end of things , all in less time than it takes to think of them now. Anybody who has dreamed of falling has a pretty clear idea how It feels to go off.- Leslie's Weekly. Clothes Explode. What was actually an explosion of Floyd Shannon's clothing so severely burned him that he died at Mercy hos- pital , says the Detroit News. Shan- non was employed In the chlorate rooms . ot the North American Chemical com- pany. The chemical is extremely ex plosive in dust form. Shannon's cloth- ing was impregnated with impalpable potassium chloride powder and a spark that flew from a chised which he wau driving upon a piece of Iron ig- nited the powder. Shannon rushed into the open air with his clothing torn to pieces and flaming. A fellow-employee ran after him , knocked him down and rolled him In the mud , extinguishing the blaze , but flesh came off with the few remnants of clothing , so badly was the man burned. Shannon . was unmarried. , Rich Beggar Moves. I 'Monsieur" Gauthier , one of the most . familiar figures in the beggars' brig- ade of Detroit , whose savings from the alms given him are estimated to be ' 'I close to $17,000 , has decided to shake the dust of Detroit from his leet , since he was fined $25 In Justice Stein's court for striking with a broom Mrs. Josephine Renaldo , who lives In the same house. Gauthier has been arrested numer- ous times before , but through his crip- pled condition and apparent poor health , he has always managed to en- list the sympathy of the court , and has received light punishment. One of Gauthier's favorite methods of begging for alms Is to kneel in front of the steps of a church just as the services are concluded and solicit from the church throng.-Detroit News. Not Meant That Way. "Some folks want funny inscriptions engraved on their silver , " said the jeweler. "Take wedding knives. Many wedding cakes are such moun- tainous affairs that a special knife is required to cut them. One of lab : . i month's brides cut her cake with a knife that was a present from her aunt. I guess not many of the guests got to read the inscription ; if they 1 had they would be talking about it II I I yet. Those knives are supposed to be ! used for cutting the bride's cake and I then laid on the shelf for the rest of time , but the aunt couldn't distinguish apparently between wedding and birth- day cakes , for she made us engrave on the knife : 'May I serve thee well and often. " The Exploit That Counted. Two Staten island youngsters : came home from a picnic sopping wet. "We jumped in after a lady , " they said. said.Then Then one of the pair showed his mother a $5 bill that the woman had given him. "She gimme that , " said he , "because I I saved her pocketbook. " "And didn't she give you anything ? " said their mother to the other boy. "I thought you helped. " "I did , " said he , "but I didn't save anything but the lady. " Fashions of the Late King. Many people thought that King Ed- wnid set the fashion for men. He did not Fashion is a capricious creature and takes no notice of monarchs. The late king was hardly ever seen with- out a flower in his coat when custom was against the "buttonhole. " Con- trary to the general belief the king had no special tailor. "He gives us ! all a turn , " is how a St James street I tradesman expressed it j . . . ' . . . . ' ' . , ' , ' , - ESSAY ON WINDOW SCREENS Contrivances Which Are Erroneously Supposed tc Elar the Festive Hous : e- fly and Pestiferous Mosquito. Window screens are neat little col lections of square holes surrounded by thin wire and Inclosed In frames. The thin wire rusts off or breaks and some of the holes run together. This . enables the Hies to come in and walk on your bald spot or enjoy a si- esta en your nose while you are try ing to get that last half hour of sleep in the morning. ! Screens are also intended to bar out mosquitoes. The -mosquito is a per- sistent brute however , and when It bumps against a screen will calmly SIt down and starve until it has re- duced itself sufficiently to crawl : through. I Screens are stored in the attic or the basement during the winter. If they are put in the attic they are placed where old ! trunks may be heaped upon them , thus giving them a battered effect similar to heirlooms. If they are placed in the cellar the furnace man steps on them frequently ami sometimes uses them to sift ashes through. Wnen they are taken out in the spring it is found that none of them will fit the window you want it to. The mental exercise of sorting out the screens is equal to that afforded by hitting your thumb while driving a i-ail. iail.A A man can save a lot of money by making his own screens. It is a simple matter to enlarge or reduce the window openings to fit them after . they are completed. . . One of the unique punishments of 'the ' warm section of the hereafter will be the screen making and fitting department for neighbors who watch and advise the work In this life. - Chi . cago Evening Post. I Scotch Temper. It is characteristic of the tempera- ment of that marvelous and highly en- dowed race , the Scotch , that it brings I into its opinions something of the Pu- ntnri sternness , of the racial uncom- promising spirit , of the prefervid con- viction which have made its religion according to John Knox. And thus it ol'ten comes to pass that the very Scotchmen who have abandoned John Knox and even have come to abhor . : his doctrines , yet remain John Knoxes I ; a tteir new creeds. They bring to I avowed agnosticism the same impa- tient , intolerance , and thoroughness Which iormerly they gave to the strait sct.ooi : ot Galvanism. P. O'Connor , ic T. P.'s Weekly. Beginning of the Germ Theory. Agostino Bassi , a country doctor in I the north ot Italy , early in the last century was the starter of the germ theory or' disease. At that time a pe , culiar disease was killing the silk- I worms , bringing ruin to the whole silk industry of Italy. Bassi , by : the mi- croscope , discovered the germ which is the cause or' the disease. The germ I later was named Botritis Bassiana. Bassi believed and stated that human diseases were also caused by germs. ' Bassi's work was sneered at and pooh- 'I hooed by his fellow men and physi- cians and he failed to make a lasting impression , thereby losing great glory for Italia. Take Warning ! Over the signature of "David Ben Reuben Penn , servant of God , " a man wrote to the New York Tribune giving notice that the "Day of Judgment is at hand. All people begin to repent and pray at once ! Fulfilment of Bib- lical Messianic prophecies to start' the age of joy and blessing ! World's par. . liament of peace ! The finish of all outrages in religion ! Jewish nation under King Abraham now living ! Equal rights for women ! Universal peace ! Seekers after spiritual basil of salvation are invited to my meet ings. If convenient , please phone and lave name previous to day you call. " . Her Sacrifice. I She held her cigarette rather pret- tily though she had been smoking only two years , she said. "Do you know how I came to smoke ? " she asked. "It was to see what effect it would have on my hus- band. I thought cigars had a bad ef fect on him , so I wanted him smoke cigarettes instead. I tried them on my- self , found the effect was not injuri- ous , so now we both smoke. " Her visitors exchanged glances. "How self-sacrificing you are ! " they smiled. Exchange. She Could Forget That. "Yoi : know your friend Haskell ? " sne said. "Well , he put his arm around me coming home the other night in the car. " "Why didn't you slap him in the I lace ? ' he asked furiously. , . . " \ \ ' ( > 11. you know , " saiQ she "I couldn't because he's i. friend of yours. " "Another time , " he said suavely , "you needn't mind about his being a friend of mine. " She Knew Their Wants. "How did your printer happen to get this cut placed right ? " asked the artist , as they looked over the proof of the little magazine. "Well , you see , " explained the edi tor , "I placed it wrong. That was why. After this I'm going to place them all wrong. Then the printer will place them just the opposite in his little way'and they'll be right , you l sere. " , , J . ; Controlled Newspapers. The Atchison Globe says that no ad- rertiser has ever tried to control its ed I , itorial policy , the remark being occa- ( { ioned by the charge often made nowa- days , that the big advertisers direct he editorial policy of newspapers. The experience of the Globe is the experience of most newspapers. The merchant who does a great deal of ad- vertising is more interested in the cir culation department of a newspaper than in4 the editorial department. If a daily paper goes to the homes of the people , and is read by them , he is satis- fied , and It may chase after any theory or fad , for all he cares. He has troubles of his own , and he Isn't trying to shoul- der those of the editorial brethren. There are newspapers controlled by people outside of the editorial rooms , and a good many of them , more's the pity ; but the people exercising that control are not the business men who pay their money for advertising space. The newspapers which are established for political purposes are often con- trolled by chronic officeseekers , whose first concern is their own interests. I There are newspapers controlled by great corporations , and the voice of I such newspapers is always raised In protest against any genuine reform. The average western newspaper usu- ally is controlled by its owner , and he is [ supposed to be in duty bound to make all sorts of sacrifices at all sorts of times ; there are people who consider it his duty to Insult his advertisers , just to show that he is free and inde pendent. If he shows a decent respect for his patrons , who pay him their money , and make it possible for him to carry on the business , he is "subsi dized" or "controlled. " The newspaper owner is a business man , like the dry ' I goods man or the grocer. The mer- chants are expected to have considera tion for their customers , and they are not supposed to be subsidized by the man who spends five dollars with them , but the publisher is expected to demonstrate his courage by showing i , that he is ungrateful for the patron- i I i age of his friends. It is a funny com I bination when you think it over. - ( I Emporia Gazette. Foxy Hiram. "Well , now , if that ain't surprising ! " ejaculated Mrs. Ryetop , as she shaded her eyes with her hand. "There goes old Hiram Skinflint , and rather than step on a poor black ant he picked it up , and I bet he is going to drop it somewhere out of the reach of dan- ger. " Her husband laughed knowingly. "Not Hiram Skinflint , Mandy. He'll go down to Weatherby's general store and order a pound of granulated sugar. Then while Jed is looking an- other way he'll drop the ant among the grains and tell Jed as long as his .sugar . has ants in it he ought to sell it at half price. Like as not he'll try to 'get ' Jed to throw in two or three raisins and a yeast cake. You don't know Hiram Skinflint. " TAKE A FOOT-BATH TO-NIGHT After dissolving one or two Allen's Foot- Tabs ( Antiseptic tablets for the foot-bath ) in the water. It will take out all soreness , smarting and tenderness , remove fool [ Odors and freshen the feet. Allen's Foot- Tabs ! ' instantly relieve weariness and sweating or inflamed fet and hot nerv- ousness of the feet at night. Then for jcpmfort throughout the day shake Allen's Foot-Ease the antiseptic powder into your hoes. Sold everywhere 25c. Avoid sub- stitutes. Samples of Allen's Foot-Tabs mailed FREE or our regular size sent by mall for 25c. Address Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoy , N. Y. Y."Foot = Tabs for Foot-Tubs. " Trying to Satisfy Him. Squeamish Guest ( as waiter places water before him ) - Waiter , are you sure this Is boiled distilled water ? Waiter-I am positive , sir. Squeamish Guest ( putting it to his lips-But ) it seems to taste pretty hard for distilled water. Waiter-That's because it's hard- boiled distilled water sir. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA , a safe and sure remedy for infants and children , and see that It Bears the 2t4 : ; - Signature of &k In Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. Real Reform. Knicker-What is your Idea of mu- nicipal government ? Bocker-First provide an auto and then create an office to fill it. for Red , Iteblasr Eyelid , Cycta , Stye Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That Need Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep- tic Tubes-Trial Size - 25c. Ask Your Drug- gist or Write Murine Eye Remedy Co. , Chicago. Kind words are often wasted where a swift kick would have been more ef fective. Mrs. "Wlnfllow'B Soothing Syrup. For children teething , softens the gums , reduces Summationcilayspaln.ctueawlndcona 2Sc a. boWa. Many a man enjoys a pipe because bis wife hates It. ROOSEVELT RETURNS AND IS GIVfN AN OVATION SfLDOM fQUAlID The Mighty Traveler Goes Buoyantly Through . Long and Trying Reception-Parade , Showing . Lively Interest in Everything American The White Company Receives Unique Compliment- for the Sturdy Reliability of Its Steam Car From Mr. Roosevelt and Family t t , M 4I + i r r I ; ' -t7 WI , . a ' ' : - . u i f . ys * . ' ; iri N , lrgts < ht'x Z vSf1. t S ? vi aKw' XSt . , ' : . ° a' ; . . A , ( * > ? Ai'x ASCvx > * " * ? * < "SS * j f . , . rr.an , , . hN r.l . X v itf if&a&z * . ! ' Can. . ! i.S ' Ue" + : i ro0v , CC . ' ' . . t' . : , : ; .a ; ; , ? g' yti:4 : 'Y b'v"i % M1' 2pt S' . . , py. . > . - - / > " . . r . . . , . , y.--.r . . . . ' . . . .d-- . . . ' _ . . , . . . - . . , - . " - - , , I J-T/ . Theodore Roosevelt and Party In White Steamer. ) . I After fifteen months' absence , exact- ly as scheduled , Colonel Theodore i Roosevelt disembarked from the Kai- serin Auguste Victoria , Saturday morn- | I ing , June 18 , at 11 a. m. To the keen disappointment of a large group of newspaper correspondents , Mr. Roose- velt absolutely refused , as heretofore , to be interviewed or to talk on politi- cal subjects , but his rapid fire of ques- tions showed the same virile Interest in public affairs as before. If the welcome tendered by the yast throng may be considered a criterion upon which to base a "re turn from Elba , " surely there was no discordant note in the immense recep- tion-parade , nor in the wildly clamor- ous crowd which cheered at every glimpse and hung on his very word. The Incidents of the day In New York were many , but perhaps none better Illustrated the nervous energy and vitality of the man , the near-mania to be up-and-dolng , which he has i . brought back to us , than the discard- ing of horses and carriages for the swifter and more reliable automobiles. The moment the Roosevelt family and Immediate party landed , they wensfr whisked away in White Steamers to * , the home of Mrs. Douglas Robinson att ( 433 Fifth avenue. A little later , when ) the procession reached the corner o # ) . Fifty-ninth street and Fifth avenuejc Colonel Roosevelt again showed hlsjr preference for the motor car in gea- ' _ eral and the White cars in particular , when he , Cornelius Vanderbilt and Col- . : lector Loeb transferred from their car-T riage to White Steamers , which were ? ' in waiting for them. r After luncheon at Mr. Robinson's } house , the entire party , including- l Colonel Roosevelt , again entered \Vhitet cars and were driven to Long Island City , where they were to take a spe i cial train to the ex-President's homei : at Oyster Bay. J The supremacy of the White cars " with the Roosevelt party was agalnt demonstrated on Sunday , when the = party was driven to church in the White Steamers , and a group of some forty prominent Rough Riders were taken in a White Gasoline Truck to a clambake at the Travers island club * * . , house of the New York Athletic ClubJ , Many Women . - . . : who are . Splendid Cooks . . ji 3 dread having to prepare an elab ' orate dinner because they are . not sufficiently strong to stand over an intensely hot coal . range. This is especially true- . in summer. Every w o m a EL takes pride in the table she sets , . ; but often it is done at tremen- dous cost to her own vitality through the weakening effect of cooking on a coal range in a. hot kitchen. Caetleaary Note : Be sure I . . . | It is longer you lItet this atove-see f no onger necessary to wear that Mthe name-plate yourself out preparing a fine dinner. , reads 7 New Perfection. " Even in the heat of summer you can. cook a large dinner without being ; 'worn out. NeiV Per ect ion. t . . . Oil ok-to' Gives no outside heat , no smell , no smoke. It will cook the biggest dinner f . without heating the kitchen or the cook. It is immediately lighted and immedi- ately extinguished. It can be changed from a slow to a quick fire by turning a. handle. There's no drudgery connected with it , no coal to carry , no wood to chop. . You don't have to wait fifteen or twenty minutes till its fire gets going. Apply a. light and it's ready. 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Up-Set Sick Feeling ' 'K that follows taking a dose of ca9torj i oil , salts or calomel , is about the * worst you can endure - Ugh - itl gives one the creeps. You donrtt ! ' I have to have CASCARETS . move the bowels-tone up thai ' ; liver - without these bad feelings. * ! I I Try them. 91&1 I , i CASCARETS roc a box for a -week' treatment , all druggists. Biggest seller in the -world. Million bores a month. DAISY FLY KILLER * . , kl1I Yateleau , ornamen „ ' tal.eo tenient.cbeap S 4ter : Lasts All sesssa. ' y1 ? ' + r Hi. : eoTxntaIeannot apLl or Up OTtr , wlH not toil injure inj ' c.ine. Guaranteed 'fi f-ctire. Of all deilar * .1. . , . . . { . . : orx tprepaldforro . . HIROLD S03ER3 laODeK alb.te. BrooLIja , SevYtui : , i < " .s : 'iJ. . . . r b'1 n"t : 16 onlCCS to. : 1J tD sauS ear i i SU4ti-thC pactaze- I other starcfcwg : cnly 1 * . ounces - same price and l "DEFIANCE" IS UPERIOR QUALITY. . '