Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, July 14, 1910, Image 6
I - , , 'A BAD THING TO NEGLECT. - i , N . ' . Don't neglect the kidneys when you 1i , Jnotlce lack of control over the secre- ' tions. Passages become too frequent Jbr scanty ; urine is discolored and sedi- ment appears. No medicine for such I ! Er rytgk A to l II I I I'I f i 'I ' troubles like Doan's Kidney Pills. They quickly remove kid- ney disorders. Mrs. A. E. Fulton , 311 Skidmore St. , Portland , Ore. , says : My limbs swelled terribly and I was bloated over the stomach and had puffy spots beneath the eyes. My kidneys Were very unhealthy and the secre- rtons much disordered. The dropsical wellings began to abate after I began Rising Doan's Kidney Pills and soon I fsvas \ cured. " * Remember the name-Doan's. 1 l { I For sale by all dealers. 50 cents ; a BOX. ) Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo , N. Y. THE REASON. _ . . U _ i , _ S . - -.c . I - S . - , . . . . . . . . . . . " ' ' " : - ' " ' ( i SpIck-The doctor has given him - up. I , RvTiat's { the matter with him ? Span - Impecuniosity I guess. Unflattering Truth. . ' A Chicago physician gleefully tells la child story at his own expense. The 1 five children of some faithful patients - had measles , and during their rather long stay in the improvised home hos- I i pital they never failed to greet his } l dally visit with pleased acclamation. - The good doctor felt duly flattered , but rashly pressed the children , in the days of convalescense , for the reason . of this sudden affection. At last the " youngest and most indiscreet let slip hs the better truth. hP . . i "We ' felt so sick that we v/anted P lawfully to do something naughty , but a we were afraid to be bad for fear you ' \v and the nurse would give us more hor- rid medicine. So we were awfully irP irfi glad to see you , always , 'cause you fi made us stick out our tongues. We le \ lea Btuck ( 'em out awful far ! " a t S St . He Rose to It. t\ ) j ' 'Do you know , " said a little boy of flve I > to a companion the other day , "my w 7 father and I know everything. What r Ir I don't know my father knows , and H what my father don't know I know. " fr "All ! Let's then , " replied frcl ; right see , cl 1 [ the older child , skeptically. "Where's rt Asia ? " ri ridi 1 It was a stiff one , but the youngster di diaj inever faltered. aj / "Well , that , " he answered coolly , ajal , l"is I one of the things my father tltc i' r o w s . " - Harper's Bazaar. tcst Sl Ir ] i Cost of Spontaneity. Irdi 1 , ' ' "I want the office , of course , " said diPi ' ; ( theaspiring statesman "but not un si siol less T am the people's choice. " a "We can fix that , too , " said his cam tlOJ } paign manager ; "only you know it's OJec a good deal more expensive to be the ec tl ! people's choice than it is to go ia as of ihe compromise candidate."o "t "tbi b Heard Many a One. biei I The Judge - Madam , do you undere tetand the nature of an oath ? ; s The Witness-You seem to forget , V your ( honor , that I've been married for w { . over 20 years. e : si I I fr J Com.pound ' frhJ hJol 0s -I EC - Interest es esw life when the w comes to body w feels the delicious glow of tl : health , vigor and energy. b e ! That Certain Sense aim i m n of vigor in the brain and easy poise of the nerves comes i ; n , when the improper foods are ci cut out and predigested tr tlre re n , ' ° Nuts 01 b Grape : : tl De tlV2 V2 take their place. si . st tc . If it has taken you years d : . io run down don't expect one h . mouthful of this great food It , to bring you back ( for it is fa EJ mot a stimulant but a ri . . . rebuilder. ) rim . 'Ten days trial shows such VI ( ' ! ibig results that one sticks 7n : to it. 7nhs , . . , hs : .t ' " ' " "There's Reason" a I [ I , ' EC " , Get the little book , c'Thetl Road to Wellville , " in pkgs Al ] i ; _ 'h I , ' . : , 'W " , . . IPOSTU2I . CEREAL CO. , LTD. , In L . . * ' . JJnttle Creek , Mich. 1r . I r t' : . . " . ; . . ' " : . : . . . , . . . . . - \ - . . , t. - I . . r- - Zelda Dameron r By MEREDITH NICHOLSON Copyright 1904. by The Bobbs-MerriH Co.r r. . . . . / ' , nnnnn/'r . . - - CHAPTER X. When Zelda asked her father' ona day where his office was , he answered evasively that it was in the Dameron Block. This was an old-fashioned of- fice building , with a basement and a short stairway leading to the main cor- ridor. It was no longer fashionable , as : the better class of lawyers and real es- tate brokers had sought building of a later type that offered electric lighta and elevators. The Dameron Block faced the court-house square , and was the habitat of divers small attorneys and real estate men. In the basement below , . a justice of the peace sat in judgment next door to a musty old book-shop , where the proprietor , a quaint figure with a great mop of Iron'gray hair , sold pens and paper and legal blanks to Dogberry Row , as this quarter of the street was called. Zelda strayed into this thoroughfare by chance one winter afternoon short- ly before Christmas and was arrested by the sight of some old books in the bookseller's window. The venerable bookseller came out into the barement area and spoke to her of the books , holding a volume meanwhile , with his forefinger closel upon the page he had been reading. Yes ; he kept French books , and she went into the shop and looked over his shelves of foreign books. "There is very little demand for them , " he said. "Some of these are rare. Here is a little volume of Hu- go's poems ; very rare. I should be glad if you would take it for a ollar- any of these poets for a dollar. But of course I can only offer. It is for you to decide. " "I shall take the Hugo , " said Zelda. I He wrapped it for her carefully , even regretfully , and-held the packet for a moment , caressing it with his hands , while she produced a dollar from her purse and took it from him. "Call again. I have been here for Et twenty years ; Congdon , Dameron Block. " "Yes , Dameron Block , " repeated Zel- da. da.The The constables and loungers on the sidewalk in front of the justice's court stared at her as she came out and glanced for a moment at the upper windows of the building. A galvanized iron sign at the eaves bore the name 'Dameron Block , 1870 , " in letters that 1 had long since lost the false aspect of h stone given to them originally by gray ir paint. IT Zelda went into the dim entrance and read the miscellaneous signs that were ; tacked there. One of them was nscribed "E. Dameron , Room 8" ; and g t passing on she presently came to a p frosted-glass door , where the same legend was repeated. It was late in the afternoon : ; possibly her father would irP go home with her , she thought , and P urned the knob. ir She entered a dark room on a court- way , evidently used as a place of wait- s Ing ; there was another room beyond , eached by a door that stood half-open. ir : irhi Her father was engaged ; his voice rose hi hih rom the inner room ; and she took a h hair by the outer door of the waiting- PI PIS oom. She looked about the place cus riously. On a long table lay in great H Hhi disorder many odds and ends-pack- hi hiw iges of garden-seed under dust that w ifforded almost enough earth to sprout hem ; half a dozen fence pickets tied e ogether with a string ; and several w trata of old newspapers. On the floor tl ; n [ a corner lay a set of harness in a st lisreputable state of disrepair ; and stm pasted on the walls were yellowed m sheets of newspapers containing tables al hf ol some sort. Zelda did not know what It [ these were , though any of the loafers tl ; tlaj in the curbstone could have enlightena ed her as to their character-they were si : lIe : official advertisements of the sales siPi f tax titles. Ezra Dameron always Pi talked poor , " and complained of the Lr ; aurden of taxes and street improve- tl : ments ; but he had been the chief buy- tlm r of tax titles in the county. m "I'm sure that I've been very lenient. il ery ( lenient indeed , " Ezra Dameron ei : vas saying. "I have , in fact , consider- eiHi ; ed it a family matter , calling for conIi siderate treatment , on the score of my ej : friendship with your husband. If it in i ad been otherwise , I would have been ec jbliged to take steps-steps toward 63 : 63ai safeguarding : the interests-the inter- ai sts of my trust , I should say. " fi "But another extension of two years it tvould be sufficient for me to pay. I itOf : tvish very much for Olive not to know Of hat her schooling was paid for with o orrowed money. She gives me all she arns. Her position is assured , and I re im putting aside something every tc : month to apply on the debt. We owe it othing < else. " ta : taZi "But two of these notes are already Z 1 default , Mrs. Merriam. : I have inir i curred obligations on the strength of t ; o uhem. toh hem. A woman can't understand the h requirements and exactions of busi- si siPi ess. < " Pi : "I am sorry , very sorry , Mr. Damer- y < jn. All I ask is this extension. It can't a' ( e a large matter to you ! " cc ( "I regret more than I can tell you te that it is impossible. If it were myself -if it were my own money that I ad- ti : tranced you , I could perhaps be less in- ofn sistent , but as it is , this money belongs n < ) another-in fact , it is part of my In aughter's estate. She is perfectly ri elpless , utterly ignorant of business ; Pin is necessary for . me to exercise the n . < reatest care in administering her afn fairs. It is a sacred trust , Mrs. Mer h < riam , a sacred trust from her dear m nother. " w , "I came to-day , " said the woman's tl troice [ , apologetically , "hoping that pay- tlw : ment could be deferred. " w "Yes , to be sure ; it's wise to be fore- S3 tl landed. But the loan must be paid it : the maturity of the last note , in May.t tlb ; b ( I ' must close my wife's estate very soon. I have timed all my ' loans to m w that end. " The purring voice stole through the 0.1 : intercom , where Zelda sat forward in w ier chair , listening with parted lips and wm ironder and pain in her eyes. The book m i her lap fell to the bare floor mak- c. ; ! -'t ; J- 7larr q1 li : : tc thtlt "t.qrHM kar : . . 041. ! . . : . . ' , ' . \ - . . . wva.nti She gave a little gasp and reached for it , scarcely stooping , so intent were her eyes on the door of the inner room ; and when she had regained it , she ran into the hall and down the steps to the street. She felt a great yearning for sympa- thy , for some one to whom she could confess her misery and heartache. It was growing dark , and when she reached her uncle's house , the lights shone brightly in his library. She knew he was there , and that she could , at a word , make his house her home and shake herself free forever fromx her father. The was always rebuffing and thwarting her Uncle Rodney in his ef- forts to help her. But at the gate she paused with her hand on the catch , . and hurried on. She came to Mrs. . Forrest's house. There , too , a welcome awaited her ; but the thought of the overheated rooms , of the cheerless lux- ury in which her aunt lived , stifled her. She felt no temptation to maks any appeal there. She turned into a side street that led to her father's I house and walked slowly homeward. I Without putting aside her wraps she dropped a match into the kindling in the fireplace of the living-room , and waited until the flames leaped into the throat of the chimney. Polly was in the dining-room , showing a new assist- ant how to lay the table for the even- ing meal , and she came to the folding doors and viewed Zelda with the in- terest that the girl always had for her. Polly was Zelda's slave , and she went about half the day muttering and chuckling over what seemed to her Zelda's unaccountable whims. "Polly , " said Zelda , "this is Julius Caesar's birthday - or Napoleon Bona- parte's or the Duke of Argyle's-do you understand ? " The black" woman showed all her teeth in appreciation. "And we'll have out the candlesticks those very high ones ; and you may use that gold-banded china and the real cut glass. " Polly departed chuckling and Zelda went to her room. Her father was reading : < his newspaper by the fireplace when , she came in upon his startled gaze an . hour later. She had arrayed herself m a white silk evening gown. He : had never before seen her dressed si ; 0' at their family dinner-table. : The ong skirt added to her height. Her 1Ch hair was caught up from her forehead in an exaggeration of the prevailing mode. "Good evening , father ! I thought I'd ilress up to-night just for fun , and to get the crinkles out of my things Isn't . his gown a perfect love ? EFs- real Parisian. " She swept past , the rich silkbrush - ng him , and then - Polly . .having , ap- peared , < at the door with her eyesstar - ng from her head : "Now let us feast while we- may ; " she aid. She passed before him into the din- ing-room with an inclination of her lead and to her place. The old' man lad ; not spoken and he sat down. with I painstaking care , finding , apparently some difficulty in drawing in his chair. Ee bowed his head for the silent grace le always said , and raised his eyes svith a look of sweet resignation to the jirl. Nothing in the old house ever 1 scaped his sharp eyes. The old china with its gold band , and the cut glass hat had not known service for years truck him at once. Ezra Dameron did not understand ' nuch about human nature , though like ill cunning people he thought he did. t was beginning to dawn upon him hat Zelda was deeper than he had im- h gined. Perhaps , he said to himself , he was as shrewd and keen as him- elf ; or , he asked again , was sno not v laying some deep role-even laying a , rap for him ? He did not know that he moods of a girl are as many as the noods of the wind and sea. He re- nembered that his wife had been eas- ly : deceived. He had crushed the moth- r ; but this girl would not so easily : be mbdued. The candles made a soft ] ight upon the table. He lifted his y jyes furnively to see whether the gas 1 1 the chandelier overhead was light- 1c 1s ed ; and was relieved to note that the c travagance of the candles was not , tugmented there. He drew his. bony . ngers across the table-cioth , feeling l'n ts : texture critically. He knew that it l'i lad been taken from a forbidden shelf l'n l'a f the linen closet. Clearly his rule n ver the ancient Polly was at an end. g When they returned to the living- a 'oom he tended the fire ; and when he ook up his paper nervously , from hab- , he put it down again , and began to * tall all : . Almost for the first time since elda's return , he showed an interest 1 L her foreign experiences , and led her ) speak of them. And she exerted _ erself < to be entertaining. He had supposed that Mrs. Forrest would prejudice Zelda against him during the ears in which she had kept the girl v way ; but his daily scrutiny had dis- vv vered no trace of disrespect or con- v mpt ! in her attitude toward him. t It had been on her tongue several t mes to ask him boldly about the debt ti f E Olive's mother , even if it should be t ecessary to confess that she had over- _ eard his conversation with Mrs. Mar- am ; but this might cause an un- a leasant scene. No great haste was ecessary , she judged ; and so she w waited. She could probably persuade a icr aunt or uncle to help her in the ematter natter when the time came , if no other vay should occur to her. When she went at last to her room , he old cedars outside her windows II were moaning softly. She found a satisfaction in bolting her door , and hen she drew from her writing-table he little book , tied with its faded rib- Don [ , and opened it to the charge her nother had written-those last pitiful words - and read them over and over igain ; , until they seemed to be audible ivhispers in -the room : s "Perhaps I was unjust to him ; it nay have been my fault ; but If she can respect or love him I wIsh it to be D : \ . " / - - - - , - , She lay awake staring Into the dark for half the night , with tearless eyes , one hand clasping the little book under her pillow. CHAPTER XT. Zelda saw much of Morris during the winter. He went often to the old house Merriam : : street In spite of the fact that he assured himself constant ly that she did not interest him more than other girls. She continued to de- light in plaguing him , particularly be- fore her uncle , who learned , however , not to praise Morris to Zelda. Mrs. Forrest pretended to be a diligent chaperon , bwt Mariona social affairs did not amuse her , and she went out very little. Frequently Merriam took Zelda to the theater ; now and then he con- nived with Morris : to the end that Olive should be asked , and the four would go afterward for a supper at Merriam's house. Zelda brought Olive more and more into touch with her own life. She knew no happier day than Christmas , I when Mrs. Forrest-not , however , without urging-gave a family dinner to which Ezra Dameron , Olive and her mother sat down at the same board , with Rodney presiding. There were times when Zelda's courage failed- when the shadow of her mother's un- nappiness fell darkly upon her ; but she made no sign to the world. So tho I winter passed , and in the first bright I wistful days she went forth with Zan to find the spring. "I have not heard you speak of your aunt and uncle of late , " said Ezra Dameron to Zelda one day , after she had been for an outing with Olive. "I saw Aunt Julia this afternoon. She isn't well ; she suffers a great deal. She has asked me to go away with her again-she likes going about , and she has planned to visit a number of sum- mer places. " "If you don't go , what will she do ? " and the old man looked at Zelda with a gleam of humor in his small gray eyes. eyes.Well , I have asked her to come to the farm. " . "I am very glad you did. It would be a capital arrangement. "But she won't come. She does not like that sort of thing. She likes to bu where there's something doing. " "Yes , yes ; a worldly woman ; a very worldly woman"-and Dameron wag- ged his head as he buttered his roll. He was silent for several minutes , and when he spoke it was in a tone of kindness. "And so you are coming with me. Zelda ? I had hoped you would. I have ' wished it so much that I have not pressed you to commit yourself. 1 knew that your aunt would be likely to offer something more attractive than a summer at The Beeches. " "Yes , father ; of course I shall go with you. I have never had any other . intention. " "You are very good to ' me , Zee. I am grateful to you : for many things. An old man is very poor company for a young girl. I had feared ; that you might not besatisfied here. Your un cle and aunt have never treated me fairly. We have nothing In common. I am glad , to find that they have not estranged you and me ; the paternal relation is a very beautiful one ; very , 1 beautiful. " j Her father had spoken often during the winter of the farm. Zelda's wil j lingness to go' there was a great relief to him ; and when she suggested that she should like to- ask Olive to spend the whole of her vacation with them he made no objection. He knew that she saw Olive frequently ; Zee had ask- ed her cousin to the house for meals several times since the Dramatic Club t'i episode , and. her father had treated Ol - i ive [ with his usual' formal courtesy. The ( main thing with Ezra Dameron was to 0n keep : Zelda away from her aunt and 0fl uncle : ; and it flattered ' his vanity that b she remained with him so steadfastly fl and took apparently so filial an inter- fle est in his happiness comfort. Zel- flo da went to Olive- at once with her in- flt vitation. b "I'd be delighted ; of course , Zee ; but t you mustn't make it hard for me to n refuse. This is my busy summer ; we 1 have to move ! " "Oh ! " said Zelda. "We're mortgaged ; ; that's the trouble with . us ; we're not only mortgaged , but we . can't . pay ! So we hope to find an- P other house somewhere and get out of a the : way. " o ( To- be continued. ) a Keep' YourFeet Straight. a How many men know how to walk ? n Most \ men turn their toes in or out , a P writer in the New York Press says. c The toes should point straight ahead fic so ; that the foot at the end of each fiP step can give the body that upward , P forward ' impetus that results in what t is called a springy walk. This does not Ra mean that a man should walk exclus a ively on his toes. The whole foot o b must be used in proper walking. The tJ oose step of the German army is as li absurd as the boy's prank of walking lis s on his heels. The Almighty has not freighted ' the foot with a single super- fluous part. Every inch of every foot is meant for use. When a man walks in the right way 01 01o -speaking literally-the back of the of heel strikes the ground first. Then the tJ : rest of the heel comes down , after o which the outer edge of the foot takes tai : he bulk of the burden pntil the fora aig ward , movement shifts the weight to g he : ball of the foot and finally to the of oes. The ideal step is a slightly rockP ng : motion. At no time should the entl ( ire foot be pressed against the ground. g Heel to toe is the movement. Try it irfi i and see how much further and more fi ] easily : you can walk. It's the Indian's h way , and what Poor Lo doesn't know li bout , footwork can go into the dis acard. card. : _ Not the Style. "There ! " said her husband , that f ] ] looks like a hat ! " c cd " , It will never do in -the - world ! " d "Why not ? " S : "The "hats " that are in fashion now 'e don't [ look like hats. " - Houston Post.'t : LImited. "Your father informs me that we can only spend two weeks at the sea b " shore this summer. tft "Only two weeks. That means I shall ftfc have to become engaged to the flrgt fc IJ [ 1 man I meet. " Detroit Free Press , § , MAKING THE BREAD' SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO BE REMEMBERED. Good Grade of Flour Is the First Re- quisite - Quality and Quantity of Yeast , Etc. , Largely a Matter of Choice. The flour is the first consideration In making a loaf of bread. Good flour should be of a yellowish white tinge , rather granulated and free from bran. i After selecting the flour the yeast must be chosen. It should be strong , sweet and pure. What kind it shall be must depend upon circumstances. Compressed yeast cakes are conve- nient , and will do the work much more quickly than ten times the amount of homemade or bakers' yeast. Indeed , the compressed yeast is al , most indispensable for the quick-rais ing process , which Is now considered the Ideal method of bread making. In making the dough the flour mayl ! be moistened with water or milk , or . milk and water. . If milk Is used , It should be scalded ( not boiled ) , then cooled. This ' Is necessary prevent souring. If water is preferred it should be boiled and cooled to lukewarm. If milk and water , pour the boiling wa- ter into the milk. Those who prefer water declare that it is not only more economical , but that it preserves the sweet , nutty taste of the flour , while those who believe in milk claim that milk bread is more tender , . nutritous and agreeable to eye and palate. A good rule for mixing bread is as follows : Put one tablespoonful of butter , one tablespoonful of lard , one tablespoon- , ful of sugar and one and one-half tea- spoonfuls of salt into a large bowl , pour on one cupful of scalded milk mixed with one cupful of boiling wa ter ; when lukewarm add one yeast cake dissolved in lukewarm water ; to this add five cupfuls of sifted flour , then stir until thoroughly mixed , us- ing a knife ; add one more cupful of flour , mix , and turn on a floured board , leaving a clean bowl ; knead until mix- ture is smooth , elastic to touch , and bubbles may be seen under the sur- ? ace. Knead quickly for about fifteen to twenty minutes. Return to the bowl , cover with a clean cloth , then with a board or tin cover. Let rise over night in a temperature of about 65 degrees Fahrenheit. In the morning cut the dough with a knife , turning over and cutting several times. The dough may be again raised , and recut , if not convenient to shape into loaves and biscuit at the first cutting. Toss on board lightly floured , knead , shape into loaves and biscuit . , fill pans , slightly greased , half I full. Cover , let rise again to double ( I its [ bulk , and bake in a hot oven. If the oven be too hot the crust will brown before the heat has reached the center and prevent further rising ; the I loaf should continue rising for the first fiftean minutes when it should begin I to : brown and continue browning for the : next twenty minutes. When bread is : ! done it will not cling to the sides of the pan , and may be easily re- moved. P Biscuits require more heat than loaf , 1 bread ; should continue rising the first flve minutes and begin to brown in S eight mintu s. Bread may be brushed over with melted butter three minutes before removing from the oven if a ender < crust is desired. This recipe 1 makes two small loaves , or one double a oaf < and a pan of biscuit. b c Apple Dumplings Boiled. tl Boiled apple dumplings are made hus : To two cupfuls of sour milk add one teaspoonful of soda , the same of salt , one-half cupful of butter , lard d and flour enough to make the dough li L little stiffer than for biscuit ; or lit make a good baking powder crust. t Peel and core the apples , roll out the crust : , place the apples on the dough , 01 . fill the core cavities v fth sugar , en- 01tl case : each apple in a coating of crust , press ) the edges of the latter tightly U ogether ( , wring cloths out of cold water , sprinkle with flour and tie about each dumpling , place in a kettle of boiling , slightly salted water , and boil for one-half hour , taking care that the water always covers the dump ings. They : are also very ni ee teamed. Hard Sugar Gingerbread. Three-quarters cup butter , one and ne-half cups sugar , three-quarters cup f ; milk , five cups flour three-fourths ] tablespoon baking powder , . one and ne-half : teaspoons salt , three-quarters tablespoon ! ginger. Cream the butter , add sugar gradually , milk and dry in- gredients mixed and sifted. Put some ! f : the mixture on an inverted drip- ping pan and roll as thin as possible o : : cover pan. Mark : dough with coarse - rater. Sprinkle with sugar and bake C . n a moderate oven. Before removing rom pan cut in strips four and one- half inches long by one and one-half Inches wide. * Orange and Mint Salad. tf Peel sweet oranges cut in sections , free from skin and pith. Arrange oiv risp lettuce leaves. Make a French/ / T ressing and pour over the whole TJ Sprinkle plentifully with freshly gathJI ( red mint chopped fine. Looks pret- - V and is refreshing 4n hot weather. N ' Ham Hash. TI Take equal parts of cold boiled po- . _ tatoes , finely chopped cold ham and fine bread crumbs Mix : well : ; and fry 1 for about ten minutes. GarnIsh wJtl 1OJ illces of hard boiled eggs. OJti : ti . - - . r It Is a Mistake Many : have the idea that anything will sell if advertised strong enough. This Is a great mistake. True , a tew sales might be made by advertis ing an absolutely worthless article but it is only the article that is bought again and again that pays. An ex- ample of the big success of a worthy article is the enormous sale that had grown ; up for Cascarets Candy Cathar- Jc. This wonderful record is the result if great merit successfully made known ' through : persistent advertising and the nouth-to-mouth recommendation given ascarets by its friends and users. Like all great successes , trade pi- rates prey ; on the unsuspecting public , by marketing fake tablets similar ! n appearance to Carcarets. Care should always be exercised In purchasing well advertised goods , especially an article- that has a national sale like Cascar- ets. Do not allow a substitute to be palmed off on you. What's the Answer ? We're ready to quit ! After sending two perfectly rhymed , carefully scan- ned , pleasurably sentimental pieces of poetic junk to seventeen magazines and having them returned seventeen times , we turn to the current issue of . . a new monthy an dfld" pome " . modeled after Kipling's "Vampire , " and in which home is supposed to rhyme with alone , run on page eleven with all the swell curlycues ordinarily surrounding a piece of real art. I ( poetizing is a gift we are convinced ! " . As that this poet's must have been. for - to the wood- us , we are- on our way shed to study the psychology of the ax or any : other old thing that hasn't to do with selling poetry to maga- zines. A Protection Against the Heat. When you begin to think it's a per sonal matter between ' you and ; the sun to see which is the liotter . . buy your self a glass or a bottle' of Coca-Cola. It is cooling-relieves' fatigue and , quenches the thirst Wholesome as the purest water and Iota nicer to drink. At soda fountains and car- . Donated In bottles - oc' everywhere. Send 2a stamp for booklet. "The' Truth About Coca-Cola" and. the- Coca-Cola Baseball Record. Book for I910t . The latter contains the famous poem , "Casey At The Bat ; " records ; schedules ; for both- leagues , and other valuable baseball' information compiled by au- thorities. Address The Coca-Cola Co . . Atlanta , Ga. The Miser of Sag Harbor. "Economy , " said Daniel W. : Field \ . , the millionaire shoe manufacturer of Boston , who at the age of forty-five ? has entered Harvard , "economy is es - sential to wealth , but by economy I don't mean niggardliness. "Too many' men fail to attain to wealth because they practise a cheeseparing and mean economy that gets everybody down on them. ' "They practise , in fact , an economy ; like . that of old William Brewster of Sag Harbor. William , you know , would never buy oysters because he couldn't eat shells and all. " DR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for , ry Women's Ailments. A scientiflcally/O' prepared ; remedy of proven worti . f The result from their use Is quick an' < permanent For sale at all Drug ; Stores. Household Consternation. , "Charley , dear ! " exclaimed young : Mrs. Torkins , "the baby has swallowed1 ' L gold dollar ! "Great heavens ! Something , must be ) done. There will be no end to the- : ost : of living. if he gets habits like , . " that ! The Inevitable. . Briggs - I don't think much , of Un- derblossom. He's a scoundrel. He ies in his teeth. Griggs-Why shouldn't he ? His eeth ( are false. - Life. 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