- , fi " - i rv ,3 : - Jrtractice and Preaching- 'When the late Bishop Hare was pre I siding over a Methodist Episcopal II .i \ Church in New York City a largo re { ception was given in hia honor to \ " , which a brother of his , a lawyer , who ' closely resembled the bishop , was in vited. During the evening a member of the . conference who had never met the I bishop's : brother approached him and , .shaking him warmly by the hand , -said : ' "Good evening , Bishop Hare. I great- \ ly enjoyed the sermon you gave us to- .day. It is just what this church needs. " < , "You are mistaken : in the person , " , said the brother , smiling , as he point- ed to the bishop on the opposite side of the room , "that is the man who : pr aches. I practice. " FIVE YEARS OF SUFFERING. I Restored to Health by Curing : the Kidney : : . , Mrs. A. P. Hester , 614 Fourth Ave. , Evansville , Ind. , says : "For five years I was laid up with kidney trouble for t weeks at a time. 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S. -Cookson , Merchants : : Loan & Trusl Building , Chicago. . Real Sea , Serpents. In New Caledonia aea serpents an frequently : seen and sometimes cap' lured. They are curious creatures , the head being very small and scarce Jy distinguishable from the body and the tail being formed like an oar. In length they are generally between . three and four feet. In the jaw there :3re tiny glands containing poison , but as the mouth is very small it is diffi- -cult for them to bite , and the natives handle them fearlessly. A European -traveler witnessed an experiment at Noumea which shows that under cer- -tain conditions the sea serpent can do deadly work. A rat was caught in a trap , and its tongue was grasped by : a pair of pincers and placed in the I mouth of a sea serpent. The serpent immediately : bit it , and the rat died In four mini + es. . . . . I r 1" t / , r 1 . , I a rC , 1 Guam . i I I . . - THE : 3UGLE SONG. > E went away to the ) II' [ war that day , To the swinging . bugle song ; 1 jt All stanch and true in his suit or ( blue , , . r And sturdy , brave and strong. 'Mid the tramp of / l feet and the loud 1 drum beat , f6' And the ringing : of the cheers , ftti There were none to see _ such a one as she Who could not see for tears. Ind back again came the marching men , With the bugle singing still ; ret the music's surge was a sighing dirge , All sad and slow and stirill , For a woman wept , and a soldier slept In the dreamless , silent sleep ; Ajid the bugle song had a measure wrong For the buglers sometimes weep. And the bugles' lure while the years en- dure Will coax them to the line , ind the lilting strains on the hills and plains Still echo fair and fine. But the suits of blue , and the sabers , too , And the worn and battered caps , Will tell some maid what the bugle played When it sighed the song of "Taps. " -Baltimore American. A DARING RIDE. 'eat of a Union Officer That Won Confederate Cheers. One morning in February , said Gen- ral Wesley Merritt : , my division of javalry started with instructions to discover the extent of Lee's forces on the Rapidan without bringing on a general engagement. In due time we found ourselves face to face with the snemy and the river between. A live ly skirmish with small arms began , but the result was insignificant. The enemy declined to show force beyond what was necessary to engage our skirmish line. The breastworks were long and formidable , but whether they I were occupied by few or many soldiers I Dur ingenious plans failed to discover. ' It was finally decided that the only way to make the enemy show force was to try to cross the ford in our front. If this succeeded , the enemy was to be driven out of his works if possible ; if not , he would drive us back across the ford , probably with severe loss to our troops. Reluctantly under these conditions , the division was organized for the work. Leading the advance guard , which consisted of a squadron of cavalry , was Captain Ash. His instructions contemplated that only his advance guard should cross. It was hoped that this maneuver would draw the enemy from [ behind the breastworks and cause him to display his force. Ash ad- vanced with his squadron amid the . - . < - " - . THEY DEED : FOR THEIR COUNTRY. HEY died for their country. Maybe : we don't appreciate THEY this means. Living amidst peace and plenty ; enjoy- ing all the ease and comforts of happy homes ; often too busy j\ I with personal concerns to give even the few minutes a year necessary for attendance at the primary and general elections , whereby officials are chosen and policies of government - selected and enforced , we know nothing of the horrors Ii and sacrifices of war. ,1 Ill i1L4 "They died for their country. " Not always the quick I LI 14' ' 1k\ death that comes to crown a fit of spasmodic devotion , rfrAI1 but in most instances after years of great privation ; ill-fed ; ill-clad ; fever-racked ; reduced by hardship and t / stress of life in camp and on the march until death was welcome in its promise of relief-or else it was after frightful months in hellish prison pens or overcrowded hospitals , ending torture neither to be described nor \ comprehended. t "They died for their country. " What death means , even at best , few can realize until it strikes home. These men went away young , sturdy , strong , full of life's joy and pleasure , many leaving behind them unprotected wives and children , for whose future provision had not been made. They died , but their death was merciful in contrast with the long suspense , then the agony and afterward the pitiful struggle of those tender ones whom it threw penniless upon the cold mercies of the world. Make the case your own in imagination. Conceive of your wife and your babies put to that ordeal. You might be willing to forfeit life yourself in some great , inspiring cause , but the contemplation of what it would mean to the loved ones left behind might properly give pause to the boldest man. "They died for their country. " But for what they and their comrades did , think what America would be to-day. Not the great , rich leader among the nations , but a bunch of snarling States , each jealous and possibly en- vious of the other , a prey to strife or gross ambition , and the whole . fine experiment of freedom ruined , for us and for mankind. Can we pay them too much honor ? Shall we begrudge memorial atten- tions ? Ought we not to burn with shame at the selfishness which coolly appropriates the rich fruits of their great sacrifices and then forgets even the fading flower In garland on-their tomb ? waved it over his head. It was a signal of triumph. To our amazement the Confederates , moved by admiration , ceased firing. Instead , they mounted on their breast works as thick as they could stand and , throwing their hats into the air , cheered him again and again. Ash reined up his horse and , turn- ing toward the Confederates , raised" his hat in a graceful salute. Then he rode leisurely into our own lines , amid the cheers of both sides. He had accomplished the work without the loss of a man and had for him- : self seen and displayed to every one . else a full force of infantry occupying the Confederate works. Captain Ash said afterward that he had not thought of the scheme of . drawing out the enemy's force until he had reached the brink of the river and seen the great number who occu- pied the works. To go on meant cer- tain death to many of his command ; to retreat in the direct line of fire was equally disastrous , and the in- spiration to act suddenly seized him. A Young : Patriot. The veterans were parading in large numbers , and John and his mother stood at the window watching them march by. How like a hero every old veteran looked ! And how tattered and scarred the battleflags seemed as they TO-DAY'S PATHETIC DWINDLING LINE. . I r . " ' } . . & . asp . _ d , : c , a r o r , / 'I 0 Osnn I , , 4 s } I. : r .1 ; i ( li q ' ' 'i ; : : 4 ; Ls I f Y / A'L\ ' ; \ > . 1 ! z - C _ _ p C o , o C - - stillness of death. The skirmish fir- ing was hushed , and the silence which prevailed showed that the enemy was intent on keeping us in ignorance of its numbers and determined to make us pay heavily for information. The anxiety was intense. We knew that when -the enemy opened fire at short range our loss would be great and tl at the advance guard must be the first and greatest sufferers. Ash. i with his small command , moved on. The works } in front , gloomy , silent , de nuded , seemed deserted. The men started to cross : : the ford , and Ash pushed on ahead. He gained a poini of vantagevherc , because of a turn in the river , he could see the interior of the I : : eastw orls. Just then the Confede'ratcs opened fire with a withering volley. Sudden ! ly Ash commanded his squadron to re treat : , while he l , bending icrvvarti on his horse's nck , rode at a raid galloo along the river bank parallel to th ° breastworks followed , as he came up- posite each new part of the works with volley after volley. There seemed no hcpe for him. and we waited in intense anxiety. On he kept in spite of the storm of . lead. Then , as he reached a point where his view of the Confederate lines was atill acre extended , he raised his hat and r were proudly held on high by the j standard : bearer ! That very morning John's mother had shown him , for the first time , a suit of blue and the sword her brother had worn on the field , and although the mother was sad at the recollection she was proud of the- service her broth- er had done his country , and she told John all about the brave young .man who died fighting. "Mother , " said John , moving closer to her , "I wish I could do something Tor th ? : United States. I should like to . Jave : lived l : in the 60s. " "There is yet much work to be do : ; e , " answered his mother , "even though we live in later years. ' "What can I do ? The slaves are ' rc ° and. our country is at peace. " "I uon't think you'll ever be called cu to fight in war , John , but there are ether ways ; just watch for your opportunities. " And nov/ as they gazed out of the window . . . John thought of his uncle and Ic Hired to be a hero. "Please , mother , may I go down ind j-iand on thp curb ; I'd love to he closer ? " Kis mother gave consent , and 5n ! snother minute John stood close to the passing soldiers and the flags , and he fancied he could smell the powder . . . , " J ' and smoke of bygone battles. Very soon there came among the veterans a little girl perched on the shoulder of her soldier papa. Her golden curls \ floated in the breeze and her eye sparkled as she clapped her hands to the music of "Marching Through Georgia. " John was watching her with delight when he became aware of an. ugly mumbling near him , and before any one in the crowd quite understood what was happening the owner of the ugly voice stepped out and tripped the soldier carrying the child. A murmur of horror came fram the onlookers as the soldier swayed. Quick as a flash. John rushed in between the tramp and the falling man , and catch- ing the girl in his arms saved both father and child from being pros- trated. The tramp was quickly disposed of and little golden-locks restored to her papa , but John : had disappeared { fn the crowd , eager to escape thanks. The mother , watching from the window , saw and understood. "Thank God , " she sighed ; "he will love "his country and live for her. " A Peace Hymn of the Republic. There's a voice across the nation like a mighty ocean hail , Borne up from out the southward as the J seas before the gale ; Its breath is in the streaming flag and in the flying sail I As we go sailing on. . on.err i ! . s. * 'StiJ 'Tis a voice that we remember , . , ere its summons soothed as now , When it rang' in battle challenge and we - answered vow with vow , With roar of gun and hiss of sword and crash of prow and prow As we went sailing on. Our . hope sank , even as we saw the sun uink : faint and far ; The ship of state went groping through the blinding smoke of war- Through blackest midnight lurching , all uncheered of moon and star , Yet sailing , sailing on. As One who spake the dead awake , with lifeblood leaping warm , Who walked the troubled waters , all un scathed , in mortal form , We felt our Pilot's presence with His hand upon the storm . , r As wt went sailing on. O voice of passion lulled to peace , this dawning of to-day ! O voices twain now blent as one , ye sing all fears away Since foe and foe are friends , and , lo , the Lord as glad as they- He sends us sailing on. -James Whitcomb Riley. . ' Unsentimental. * A veteran of the Civil war was asked if he felt that int rest Memorial day was dying. He answered the ques tion with a question : "You will die , won't you ? Nothing lasts forever. It's natural that this change should come. " "Then you aren't indignant that a feeling of indifference should be man- ifested by a younger generation ? " The old soldier said : "No. Why should I be ? I don't care a fig. Talking about the war won't make heroes. I dare say if there was an occasion ) for ( tt the young men of to-day would make as good a record as they made forty years ago. But you can't expect young people to-day to feel about the war the way we older fellows do. They aren't close enough to it. "I know that's so , because when I was a boy I was just about as far away from the war of 1812 as you are from the Civil war , and I know people didn't take any account of it' : It's just as well , it seems to me. War is a bad re.m.edy-necessary some- times , but bad , all the same. "Naturally I don't like to see the observance of Memorial day becom- ing more slack. It is an indication of the advance of time-nothing more. You can't say it shows deficient ' } 9.- triotism , for it's simply human na ture , and I can't see that we're any different from what we've ever been. "People aren't any more selfish than they ever were. It seems to .me that they are just the same. The old sol diers have had a good deal donS for them. " - New York Evening Post , ' , , 1 , - L ' . 201 . ? APRIL 1 . . . . ' v 1 ¼ : I 1I - I J'I 1I . I _ : . ffl' I ! t \ , i - J' ; " . . f . . 1'1" \ . - - y : - , - - , . : . i ( , , t ' , r@ . 110 ; @ i . ' JftKCUKF t2/ Q ) yEJl/S . . v tL 'v i'A - 0 / ' . I \ , - ifl ' " I I I'I et" , . 'I , ) 4 1 , , i , ' t ; , 1 , . A' ( A , ; i \ . ol , 30 l& * / | \JjJi \ \ \ JW 4\\ * 1Q-HAT I ' \ \ ; : 'l , 1 \ 1 S W The diagram shows the path of the heavenly wanderer with respect to the earth's orbit. Halley's comet is a trifle when compared with the comet of 1811 , which had a head of a million ' miles in diameter. It is not so large as the comet of 1882 , which , with a head 200,000 miles across , had a tail 100,000,000 miles long , with a spread at the end of 20,000,000 miles. The course of the comet was first calculated by Edward Halley , an English astronomer and friend of Sir Isaac Newton , who was born in 1656. Halley observed it in 1682 , identifying it with a similar visitant seen by Appian in 1531 and by Keppler in 1607. He predicted its reappearance about the end of 1758 or the beginning of 1759. It was observed on Christmas day , 1758 , after Halley's death. Since then its regular appearances at in- tervals of three-quarters of a century have b'een traced back to 11 B. C. The earliest appearance known is 240 B. C. Its latest appearance was in 1835 , and its next is scheduled for 1985. On its present visit it was first descried Sept. 11 , 1909. . ' It is traveling through space with a velocity of forty miles a second. Its head is over 200,000 miles in diameter and its tail , which is at its greatest length , is approximately 30,000,000 miles long. The nucleus of the comet consists of a loose conglomeration of matter , . like rocks , with large interstices. ' The density and mass of the comet's tail in proportion to its size is extremely small , almost too minute to be measured. The comet starts with- out a tail , accumulating one gradually as it approaches the sun. I The tail is not cantinuous . . , scientists i believe , but is i formed anew each - ' second. . . SK " The tail is curved , its curvature depending upon the relative Velocity of ; the matter leaving the head of the comet on its course. Conflicting theories have been advanced to explain why the tail points away from the sun , in apparent contradiction of the law gravitation. . It is assumed that some electrical force in the sun repels the tail. GIRL IN AUTO TRIP FROM COAST TO COAST. " ' . II 'f. . . r Qdu . w : .Y : ly f / h . , ; + ; t * .Cf lak r 14jff . : r . , F , , . . / ' d 4j' ; } jrfr. , r , : f r , /r . . . . . . . . : : . . : / f. / .hi''n . : . : ? } r , ; r : . : r : . . . . . " ' > f . ; . . ; " * > : . : . ; . : - ; . ; * : . : . : - : . > . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . .r : : : : ; : : : : : : . : . : . : . . . . . : : : . : : : : . ; : : : . ; : . : : : . : . . : . . . . . ; : . . . . : ; . . : ; ; - ' . ' ; ; ; ' ; ' : . ; f.u..N . . . . . . : , . . : . : . : : . : : I.- : . . . . . . : . . : . . . . : . .r : . : . . . . : . . . . . . . i. : r.i. : : : iii- .L. ; : < . : . : . : . 7 ; . : . : . : . . . " , . : . : . : . " , t-'fff : " : " "tffff : . . . % : f0 Blanche Stuart Scott of Rochester , N. Y. , is making the trip from New York to San Francisco in an automobile , accompanied only by her maid. She expects to show what an American girl can accomplish by herself in an American automobile running over American roads. She will depend en- tirely upon her own resources for replacements and repairs , as well as for supplies of gasoline and oil. NOTES OF CURRENT EVENTS. ' With $14,930 ! in currency strapped about his waist , which he is charged with having obtained by fraudulent drafts deposited with banks of Den- ver , T. C. Mowery , 54 years old , was arrested in that city. ' Thomas F. Grady , leader of the mi- j nority in the New York Senate , an- nounced in Albany that he was going to resign in the fall and devote all his time to the Fraternal Order of Eagles , of which he is vice president. Ed Hart was shot and instantly kill- ed and Mrs. : : Hart , his wife , was fatally wounded by Rufe Miller at the home of the former in Dodge County , Geor- gia. It is said that the shooting was the result of an old grudge between the men. The Iowa and Dakota Interurban Railroad is issuing $200,000 worth of first mortgage bonds to farmers , and the proniutars , capitalists of Yankton , Centerville , Wagner and Lake Andes , , I will put in the balance of $300,000 : to finance the road. The contracts call for completion December 31 , 1910. Work on the road has been going on since August last , and comprises ultimately : a line from Sioux City quite direct to Mitchell via Viborg and Olivet , a dis- tance of 125 miles. . , "Woman Still a Savage. Dr. Max : : Baff , of Clark College Worcester , makes the statement that from a psychological standpoint wom- an is no better than the savage of old. He says : "She emulates them by her love of birds , feathers , hanging orna- ments to her ears , wearing bracelets rings and necklaces and affecting gau- dy colors. She arranges her hair in fantastic shapes by artificial methods and is partial to a daub from the pow- der or paint pot Like savages , she is color blind , prone to religious hysteria and impressionable. " May : , he says has put- thes fads and fancies behind him. Dr. Baff thinks woman suffrage agitation a form of woman's emotional insanity which will soon end. Unlawful Strikes Defined. Supreme Court Justice Gerard , ot New York , in granting a permanent injunction against the Waist Makers' : : Union of New York City to prevent it from calling a strike on a firm alleg- ed to have furnished goods to a struck shop , has rendered a decision having a wide bearing on future strikes. He says it is unlawful interference for a union to oppose a proprietor for sail ing goods to firm a against which a strike is in progress , and that it- amounts to an unlawful boycott. ' . . . , . .