Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, March 03, 1910, Image 6

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J \ § fh at.1' ' . aill , tho , Great Railroad MagnaSe (
Says About its Wheat-Producing Power :
"Tho ! i . . . cr&stegt need of this country
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- This great railroad & & ;
nate is taking odvnhtasO
of tho , situation , by ex-
tensl"o m\'ri1Y bulld-
( ing ! ; : to thotolieat fields
rrnnilT" T of . , Western Canada.
1 - | Upwards of 125 Million
Bushels of Wheat
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i i ! Tk , - } of the threo provinces of Alberta.
I It , iJ4W I Saskatchewan nnd Manitoba will b9
- , j upwards of 23 bushels per acre.
ti EreeJiomcsteads of ICO acres.
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" i 11 ! 1100 acres ( nt S ; 3po : F2ci % ) . are to
! t t , I , I be liad In tho choicest districts.
ta ' t I I Schools convenient , climate
, . : ! I excellent , soil the very best ,
, I rail trays closo at hand , build-
s i Ul I linpr : lumber cheap fuel easy to
( I get and rcaaonablo in price
' , I water easUy procur 'd : mixed
i farming a success. Writo as to
! ' S best place for settlement cottiers'
t low railway rotes , descriptive illus-
_ : itratod "Last Best West' ( sent free
application ) , and other inforIDa-
Ijtlon , to Sup'c of Immigration
, Ottawa Canada- , or to the
1 following Canadian : : Gov't Agents : } . T. Holmes.
I 815 Jackson St. St. Piul. Minn. . and J. JIacLachlan
I Box 11C. Watertown , South DkotaUse . address
nearest you. )
Please Bay : where you saw ! this advertisement.
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Asthma and aO troubles of the throat and lungs. I'
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All PrugiJate , 25 Cents ) I ,
Bad Breath
( 'For months I had great trouble with my
tomach and used all kinds of medicines.
My tongue has been actually as green as
grass , my breath having a bad odor. Two
' " weeksago a friend recommended Cascarets
i iand : after using them I can willingly , and
- "jcheerfully say that they have entirely
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ghall recommend them to any one suffer-
fl ! ing from such troubles. " - Chas. H. Hal-
pern , 114 E. 7th St. , New York , N. Y.
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1 rice , 25 cents , 60 cents and $1.00 pc : box.
.1DJe ! mailed on request.
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A Cautions Financier. '
"Do you favor government owner-
ship of railways ? "
"I don't know , " answered Farmer
Corntossel. . "It 'ucl be all right if wo
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could anus b2 sure of sharin' profits
but I've jjot trouble enough with taxes ! '
without diggin' down to pVy deficits-
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Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he ia
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney &
Co. , doing business In the City o ; Toledo ,
County and State aforesaid , and that gaid
firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case of Ca-
taarh that cannot be cured by tho use oi
Hall's Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence , this Ctli day of December , A. D.
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1S86.SEAL ) A. W. GLEASON ,
NOTARY. PUBLIC.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo
nials free. *
free.F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O.
Sold by all Druggists , 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
An Inference.
"I see the Eskimo women are dying
off in large numbers this year. "
"Alas ! And has the craze for elbow
sleeves struck the polar regions ?
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A GOOD COUGH MIXTURE.
Simple Ilome-aiade Remedy That
Is Tree from Opiates and Harm-
ful Brass. .
An effective remedy that will usu
ally break up a cold in twenty-four
hours , is easily made by mixing to
i'A a large bottle two ounces of
Glycerine , a . half-ounce of Virgin Oil
of Pine compound pure and eight
ounces of pure Whisky. This mixture
will cure any cough that is curable ,
and is not expensive , as it makes
enough to last the average family an
entire year. Virgin Oil of Pine com
pound pure is prepared only in the
laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co. .
Cincinnati , Ohio.
If the Mississippi valley were as dense-
ly populated Massachusetts , it would
have 350,000.000 ; : ) inhabitants.
Only One "BROMO QUININES"
That is LAXATIVE- BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used tho
world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
The dowager Duchess of Abercorn , aged
92 , has 150 descendants. 1
If You Are a Trifle Sensitive.
about the size of your shoes , many people
wear smaller shoes by using Allen's Foot-
Ease , the Antiseptic Epwder tc shake into
the shoes. It cures Tired Swollen , Ach-
ing Feet and gives rest and comfort. Just
the thing for patent leather shoes. Sold
everywhere , 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad.
dress Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy , N. Y.
Matter . of Diet.
He-Boston girls seem to have an air
of superior intelligence.
She-Oh , that's a matter of diet rath
er than real knowledge. It isn't dial-
cult for a Boston girl to know beans.
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CHAPTER VII.-Continued. )
"I shall explain , and it is lucky for
you that Mrs. : Dallas gave you permis-
sion to ask me for an explanation , oth- '
erwise I should have been forced , from
a sense of honor , to hold my tongue.
Mrs. : Dallas fears that if Isabella mar-
ries anyone but David , her death will
tale place. "
"Whose death . ? Isabella's or Mrs. :
Dallas' ? "
"The latter. You must know , Mau-
rice , " continued the Major , "that Mrs.
Dallas , though well born and well
married , is an * extremely ignorant
woman. She was brought up mostly
by Dido's grandmother , who was the
most accursed old witch in Barbadoes.
This old hag instilled into the mind of
Mrs. : Dallas all kinds of superstitions ,
in which she really believes. When
the grandmother died Dido became
nurse to Isabella , and private witch of
the Dallas household. She is ' clever-
wonderfully clever-and she has con-
tinued her , grandmother's system of
terrorizing both Mrs. Dallas and Isa-
bella. "
"Yes ; I can see ; that , Uncle Jen , and
it Is for that reason : I want to marry
Isabella , and take her away before her.
mind is degraded further by that old
fury. "
"Well , the old fury sees what you
want , my dear ' lad , and so she is deter-
mined that Isabella shall marry David
and not you. To accomplish her aims
she went through some hocuspocus
and discovered that if Isabella marries
you , Mrs. : Dallas will die. "
"And does Mrs. Dallas believe that
rubbish ? " asked Maurice , incredulous-
ly. \
"Implicitly ! I tell you she is ignor-
ant and superstitious. Ceme what
may , she is convinced that your mar-
riage with Isabella means her own
death ; so you may rest assured , Mau-
rice , that she will never , never accept
you : as her son-in-law. "
"I understand , " said : Maurice . with a
shrug. "It seems hopeless to contest
this decision of a diseased and feeble
mind. I can understand Dido stop-
ping .my marriage , as she wants to re-
tain her sinful influence over Isabella ;
I can understand Mrs. : Dallas , weak
and silly , being dominated by this ne
gro Jezebel ; but I can't understand
why David is chosen as the future
son-in-law. If he marries Isabella , he
will no more put up with Dido that I
should have done. "
"Of course not ; I can't explain the
reason , " replied Jen , shaking his head.
"But you know all that I know , Mau :
rice ; and you can see that it is hope-
less for you to attempt to marry the
girl. , "
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"I'm not so sure of that , " retorted
Maurice ; "I love Isabella , and come
what may , I intend to make her my
wife. ' !
"J3ut "what about me ? " said a voice
outside the open window ; "what about
me ? " And a moment later David , in
dusty riding-dress , stepped into the
room. He looked disturbed and angry ,
and his strongly marked face bore
traces of agitation and haunting
thoughts
Disturbed by the unexpected ap
pearance of David , and seeing from
his expression that he was bent upon
making himself disagreeable , Jen has
tily interposed to prevent a quarrel be-
tween the two young men.
"What , David ? back again ! " he said ,
ignoring the question asked by Sarby.
"So you did not stay to dinner ? "
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"No , replied , shortly ,
didn't ! " He flung himself into a chair
and resumed _ in a significant tone ,
"Mrs. Brance didn't ask me , and if she
Ijad ! I cou , 1't : have accepted , in this
dress. Besides , I am not the man
whom she delights to honor. Now , if
Maurice had been there , l\Ieg-
"Don't couple my name with Meg's , "
interrupted Maurice , sharply. "You
know quite well - "
"It's no use your assuming that in-
nocent air , Maurice. You have : not
treated Mag well ! "
"I have ! How dare you say such a !
thing ? Meg knew that I was in love
with Isabella. "
"Oh ! " said David , with a sneer. "I
overheard you arrange to marry her.
But you'll never do that while I am
alive , or Mrs. Dallas either. I told
Mrs. Dallas that I loved Isabella , and
she said that nothing would give her
greater pleasure than to see us mar-
ried. "
"You shan't marry her ! ' cried Mau
rice , angrily rising.
"I shall ! " said David , and rose also.
"Boys ! Boys"said ! Jen , annoyed
at this quarrel , "do not be so positive.
If you are both in love with the same
woman let the woman decide. "
"She.has decided ! " said Aylmer ,
sharply. "She loves me. "
"I don't care two straws about that , "
said David , coldly. "I have not spo-
ken to her yet , ; but all the same I in-
tend her to become my wife. I give
you fair warning , Maurice : , that you
are not to poach upon my preserves. "
"Your preserves. Confound your : in-
solence ! "
"Upon my word , David , " said Jen ,
seeing that Maurice : could hardly
speak for rage , "you go too far. The
girl loves Maurice and not you ; and it
would be much more honorable for you
not to' press your suit.
"I don't care two pins for honor , Ma :
jor ! I love Isabella , and I intend to
marry her. But become the wife of
Maurice she never shall ; I'd rather see
her married to Etwald. "
"The third Richmond who is in the
field , " scoffed Maurice. : "Well , ho has
as good a chance as you. Dido sup-
ports his pretensions ; Mrs. Dalian is
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Jove of Isabella , so I'm afraid of noth-
ing. " ,
"Are you not ? " said Sarby , with a
pQCuliar smile. "Remember what Et-
, wald said about your life in death ! "
"I don't believe in that rubbish , Da-
vid , and I should be very sorry to
think you : did.
"As to ' that , I don't care about dis-
cussing the point , " was the reply. "Our
own beliefs are are own business. But
I may say that Etwald is a dangerous
man ? both to you and to me. "
"I daresay , " said Maurice coolly.
"The more so , as I believe he has sto
len the devil-stick. "
"What ! " David made a step for-
ward and stared at the wall. His face
was quite pale , and his" hands trem-
bled in spite of his efforts to 'control
himself. "The devil-stick gone ! " he
said , turning on his heel. "Both you :
and I must be careful , Maurice. : "
, CHAPTER VIII.
So far the reader may wonder at the
constituent elements of this story. Af
rican witchcraft , mysterious , strangers ,
and barbaric women seem to be out of
place when set in the sober framework :
of a provincial town. But romance is
not dependent upon landscape or on
surroundings for its occurrence ; it is
to be found everywhere , and very of-
ten in the most unlikely places. Here
for instance , by some trickof fate , cer-
tain people had , come together , certain
passions had been aroused , and now
that the drama had been set in motion ,
it seemed likely that it would play it-
self out to a tragical conclusion.
For a whole week after the events
already related , nothing new took place
likely : to alter the situation. Maurice
and David remained coldly polite , and
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very watchful of one another ; neither
mentioned the name of Isabella , nor
di , the one or the other see the girl.
Mrs. Dallas took care of that. Acting ,
no doubt , under the advice of Dido ,
she kept Isabella within doors and re-
fused to allow her to communicate
with Maurice. But , on the other hand ,
she did not force her to see David ;
and Isabella was thankful for the con-
sideration.
But there was one visitor to The
Wigwam whom Isabella would gladly
have avoided - no less 'an individual
than Dr. Etwald. After the violent
scene with Maurice , the widow so
overtaxed her strength that she be-
came ill , and the doctor was sent for.
His mere presence appeared to sooth
Mrs. Dallas , and he came frequently.
When she could , Isabella absented her-
self ; but this she was not able to do
' on11 - - , - . occasions - . - ' - , ? . ' nd - - § o - she " , . - had . . _ - to
endure his complimentary""speeches
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and the mesmeric quality of his gaze.
This last , especially , was a trial to one
of her sensitive organization , and one
day she felt so uncomfortable that she
remonstrated with Etwald.
"You make me afraid , doctor , " she
said , impetuously. "Your gaze is dis
agreeable to me. "
"My dear young lady , " replied the
man , blankly , "I must look at you :
when I address you. "
"Then don't address me ! "
"Isabella , do not be rude ! " cried
Mrs. Dallas , who had overheard this
passage of arms ; whereupon the girl ,
with a defiant glance at her tormentor ,
left the room.
"I'm sure I don't know what I'll do
with Isabella , " sighed Mrs. Dallas ;
"she is getting so disobedient. " .
"Perhaps I can assist you. " i
Mrs. : Dallas looked uneasily at her !
medical attendant.
"No , " she said , quietly. "I may per- !
suade her into doing what I want. "
"Which is to marry Mr. : , David Sar-
by , " said Etwald , coolly. "In that case
I can only hope that the' young lady
will continue obstinate , as I wish to
marry her myself. "
"I know - I know ! But I don't want
her to marry you , doctor. Mr. Sarby
is the man for my daughter. He is
good-looking and clever and - " .
"And poor ! " finished Etwald.
"Well , yes , " assented Mrs. : Dallas ,
"there is that objection. But it is not
much of an obstacle , as Isabella has
money. The young couple can live on
three thousand a year. " < '
Dr. Etwald went home with this sum
running in his head , and more than
ever he resolved to marry Isabella. He
was in love with her , and would have
taken her without a penny ; all the
same , if she was an heiress in a small
way , it was all , the better. The doc-
tor was clever but poor , and with an
income like that he could move to the
metropolis and do great things. There
were many schemes in Etwald's head ,
and certain of these he determined to
put into execution at1 , once , in order
to secure Isabella for his wife.
Some time previously Major : Jen had
asked Etwald about the devil-stick ,
but only to be informed that the doc-
tor knew nothing of the missing ar-
ticle.
"I have not set eyes on it since that
night you showed it to me , " declared
Etwald , coolly. "You refused to sell
it to me , so of course I gave up all
idea of possessing it. All the same , "
finished 'he , politely , "I am sorry that
it is lost. "
"Lost ! Stolen , you mean , " growled
Jen , tartly. "That negress - "
"Dido ! Well , I admit that such a
barbaric treasure would tempt her , the
more particularly as she knows about
such wizard instruments. Ask her if
she took it. "
"I have done so , and I have asked :
Mrs. : Dallas also / , " replied Jen ; "but it
seems that T > ido wasn't out of the
house that night. , She wa. ill - and ,
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was you who made her ill. "
"Really ! " said Etwald , quite self-
i possessed. "I suppose Mr. Aylmer told
you so. I thought as much , " he con-
tinued , as Jen nodded. "He saw me
calming Dido's agitation . when I ar-
rived' ' to ask Mrs. Dallas for her
daughter's hand. This negress is hys-
terical , and on that day she happened
i to be so. I quieted her , yet Mr. Ayl-
i mer accuses me of having caused her
i illness. "
"I don't know anything about it , Et
wald ; but truth to tell , Maurice does
not like you ! "
"Because I prophesied ill concerning
him ! "
"Oh , that was rubbish , " said Jen ,
contemptuously. "You didn't mean it. "
"Didn't I. Wait and see ! "
After which Etwald bowed his vis
itor poljitely to the door of the gloomy
old house which he occupied in Dean-
minster , and Jen returned home , quite
baffled as to what could have become
of the devil-stick. Maurice still held
to his idea that Dido had taken the
wand , but Jen's inquiries proved that
the negress had not been out of the
house on the night in question.
"Then it must have been Battersea ! "
said Maurice , decidedly. "He is a
friend of Dido's and a pensioner of
Isabella's. I'll find out if he s/ole the
stick for the negress or for Dr. Et-
wald.
TJiis ; was easier said than done , as
Mrs. Dallas would not allow Maurice
to set foot in the house. Still Maurice
hoped to learn the truth from the
tramp himself , a hope that proved fu-
tile also. Battersea had gone on one
of his begging excursions , and for
quite a week was not seen in the
neighborhood of "Ashantee. " Then he
suddenly made his appearance at the
house , and asked to see Maurice. On
being led into the hall , Aylmer came
out to speak with him and after a few
words he took the old man into the
library. Jen , who was rather curious
to know what Maurice might learn
from the disreputable old scamp , wait-
ed patiently for the termination of the
interview. As Aylmer did not reap-
pear , he sought the library , and found
the young man alone.
"Where is Battersea ? " asked Jen ,
glancing round. "What did he wish to
see you about ? "
"He heard that I accused him ol
taking the devil-stick , " explained Mau
rice , "and came here to exculpate him-
self. He is quite'innocent. He didn't
take the devil-stick"
"Then who did ? '
"I'll tell that "
you to-morrow.
"Why not te-night ? " asked Jen
sharply.
"Because I have a suspicion , which
I I cannot prove at present. Battersea
gave me a hint , upon which I am de-
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termined to work. To-night I may
learn the truth ! "
"From whom ? "
"Don't ask me , Uncle Jen ; I can't
answer- you yet. "
"Well , just as you please , but you
are as mysterious as David.
"Why , what about David ? "
"Only this that he has gone up to
town without bidding
' me good-by ,
save in this short note. I can't under-
stand such conduct. "
"X or I , " said Maurice , stretching out
his hand. "Please let me read the
note , Uncle Jen. I wish to see precise-
ly how it is worded. "
. . The note which the Major handed
over was curt to the verge of rudeness.
It merely stated that the writer had
gone away : for a couple of days on
business , and would be back as soon
as possible. Maurice , did not wonder
that Jen was annoyed : at receiving
such a missive : : : : from one whom he re-
yarded in the lidH of a son.
"The fact is David has not been
quite himself since this trouble about
Isabella " he said , gravely , "and he
thinks it best to go away for a time.
You know how he tortures himself
over trifles. "
"This love business of you two
young men is getting to be anything
but a trifle , " said Jen , testily. "What
between > the lot of you and Etwald ,
there seems to be nothing but trou-
ble. I wish you'd marry the girl , Mau :
rice , , and have done with it"
( To be continued. )
TJic Humor of Investment. :
"How's that mine of yours coming
along ? "
"They've struck a new vein. "
"That's funny. "
"What makes you think so ? "
"Oh , the mine is such a good joke
that I'm sure it must have a funny
vein.-St. Louis Star.
Perfect Faith.
"Does your wife believe all you tell
her ? "
"Does she ? Say-I stayed out all
night recently , playing poker. And I
told her we weren't playing for money ,
and she believed it ! " Cleveland Lead
er.
I Rare Birds Indeed.
"Woman , " observed the epigramma
tic boarder , "is a puzzle without an
answer. " I
"Huh ! " snorted old Grumpley. "I
never saw a woman without one yet. "
-Boston Transcript.
: : 'i ot the Musical Kind. :
"What does your brother do ? "
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" "He's an organ master. ' ,
"Musician , eh ? "
"No. Head of a paper that's the
mouthpiece of a political clique.-St
Louis Star.
Xo : Xeeil to Worry.
"My dearest friend is just now in a
critical condition. "
"You don't seem worried about It. "
"No need to be. It's his business.
He's at a musical show. " - - Baltimore
American. \
Xo Longer -in Doubt.
\Iuriel-How does she know she
really loves him ?
\Ii1licent-Another girl took a fancy
to him and tried to get him away from
her.-Somerville Journal.
Best Sen for Envelope.
When you seal an envelope with ths
white of an egg It is impossible ' to
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are a tonic to the stomach , liver and
nerves ; invigorate instead of weaken. .
! They enrich the blood and enable the-
stomach to get all the nourishment from.
, food that is put into it. These pills con- .
tain no calomel ; they are soothing heal-
ing and stimulating. For salo by all drug-
Gists in lOc and 25c sizes. If you need'
medical advice , write Slunyon's Doctora. ,
They will advise to the best ot their abll- '
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cures in a few days. Price 25c. .
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Fair , Fat nnd Tide-y. '
A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlan-
tic City watching a fair and ; very fat , _ " .
bather disporting herself in the surf.
He knew nothing of tides and he did
not notice that each succeeding wave- , .
came a little closer to his feet. At last . : , . , . j
an extra-big wave washed over his.
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shoetops. -
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fat bather. "Quit yer jumpin' up and :
down ! D'ye want to drown me ? " -
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handkerchief linen , has a pointed over *
skirt effect , cap sleeves and a most at * '
tractive waist that is "vesty" in design.
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A GOOD CHANGE
A Clmnsre of Food "Works Wondera "
The wrong food and dri . k causes a- . t . . . .
lot of trouble In this world. To change. _
the food is the first duty of every per-/ . !
son that is ill , particularly from stort ' *
ach and nervous troubles. As an Il
lustration : A lady in Mo. has , witb
her husband , been brought around t& * -
health again by leaving off coffee an3- |
some articles of food that did not
agree with them. They began using '
Postum and > Grape-Nuts food. She- ' . ,
says :
"For a number of years I suffered-- f'
with stomach and bowel trouble whlck- : .t
kept getting worse until I was very
ill most of the time. About four years-
ago I left off coffee and began taking :
Postum. My stomach and bowels im
proved right along , but I was so re. 4
duced in flesh and so nervous that th.-
least thing would overcome me.
"Then I changed my food and be
gan using Grape-Nuts in addition to-
Postum. I lived on these two prin .
cipally : for about four months. Da.r' H
by day I gained in flesh and strength- . -
until now the nervous trouble has eu- >
tirely disappeared and I feel that Ir
owe my life and health to Postum and * .
Grape-Nuts. ' ;
"Husband Is 73 years old and he , was4) :
troubled , for a long time , with occa , _
sional cramps , and slept badly. Final '
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ly , I prevailed upon him to leave ofi * _
coffee and take Postum. He had stoo < 3 ' . _
out for a long time , but after he tried ;
Postum for a few days he found that
he could sleep and that his cramp '
disappeared. He was satisfied and has '
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never gone back to coffee. * "
"I have a brother In California whs , * .v
has been using Postum for severa ] : '
years ; his whole family use It also ba > r
cause they have had such good results . ' \ ! t
from it. " i
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Look in pkgs. for the little book , . " . .
"The Road to Wellville. " "There's - a- ' , 7
Reason. " '
Ever read the above ' ' ' "
letter ? A
new one appears from time to time >
They are genuine , true , and . full of *
human interest. -