Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, December 02, 1909, Image 7
I.- - 1j a . - - I- ' - Ca e of Dlflappofntmeaf - ' . . "Did you ever know a ffirl to die for ' " love ? " " ' "Yes. v "Did she Just : fade away and die be- ' cause Borne man deserted her ? " . . "No , she just took In washing and fl. . ' , worked herself to death because the - - lAan she loved married her.-Houston JPoat . . , , , . AN" EXCELLENT REMEDY. - 1 - . . : . 4W111 Break Up a Cold In Tvrcnty- . four Hour and Cure Any Conch - That Is Curable. . : , The following mixture Is often pre- . \ - . scribed and is highly recommended . < or coughs , colds and other throat and - . , 'bronchial trouble. Mix two ounces of . Glycerine ; , a half-ounce of Virgin 01 : ; - of Pine compound pure , and eigh , . ' ounces of pure Whisky. These can be . . : " , bought in any good drug store and : - . -easily mixed together in a large bottfe. ' The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine com pound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemica ! - Co. , Cincinnati , and put up for dis - pensing in half-ounce vials. , , Her System. - * "iL-- I Mr. Compton prepared to have one - -of his serious talks with his small , - . . i vivacious wife - one ! of the talks which 11 ; always ended in his being completely trouted. I _ . I "I want to , speak to you atiout the I thousehold money , my dear , " he began , I in his most calm and judicial tone , I ' although the fact that Mrs. -dompton I stood behind him , trying : to brush his I hair the way it. did not go Interfered ) ; with the effect of his words , he knew. 1 , "I don't understand how It is that ' S 'when I : give you an unusual amount I . r you spend it all , and yet when I don't _ _ _ _ ' ) give you so much you seem to get 4 along all right. " S " , Mrs. Compton left her unsatisfactory I , 'task and stood before him , wide-eyed. - 1 "Why , I should think anybody could I . understand that , " she said. "When I .you can't give me so much , I just save t c out the items that come over the .amount and pay them up the first - ? . . week you give me a lot , and put them , 5 I down then. It's just the simplest kind ) . I of ! thing ! But then , I've always , } S . thought men didn't understand simple jr I things as well as complicated ones. " j - _ - /4- _ . /J3 fIpjjp _ _ ' - ( : ' . , . : J : ' - . . _ _ _ _ : _ J _ _ ' 4 WESTERN CANADA 4- ' ) - 41 Senator Colliver , of Iowa , says : - t 5' " rho i stream of emigrants from tho United States ' . i Canada will continue. " " 4 : Senator Dolliver recently paid a .s I visit Western Canada , t \ _ _ _ ( and says : "There is a land hunccrin the hearts i of English speaking peo I ) , tI ple ; this will account for . . tho removal of ' so many a.- I Iowa farmers to Canada. [ Our people are pleased ( ' 1pA1 with its Government and I the excellent ndminis- - : 1 tration of lair , snd they I aro coming to you in. C.4N' I tens of thousands and - I they aro still coming. " ' I Iowa contributed large ly to tho 70,000 Ameri - c can farmers who made Canada - - ' C . their homo during 1909. ' ' ' .5 [ Field crop returns alone , : durln/yearadded / thowealth f [ of tho country upwards of - . , p ' 5170,000,000.00 . G Grain sroTvlngr , mixed farm- , . * , 'S In ? , cattle raisins and dairying1 aro all profitable. Free Home- - Rtcads of 160 acres aro to be 4 . . a. ' had in tho very best districts , 'P ' , 160 acre pre-emptions at $3.00 - . t per r nero within certain areas. . .11. Sch -ls and churches In every z I settlement climate unexcelled , - ) . solltho richest wood , water and building' material plentiful. "r For particulars as to location , low l ; I settlors' ' railway rates and descrip . . , 1- b : ' , " " , . tive illustrated pamphlet ; "Last . . . < < f1" : Best West , " and other informa- - . : f. ) " ; " " . ' . . I tion \rrite to Snp't of Immigra tion. Ottawa. Canada : , or to tho following Canadian Gov't .Agents : 13. T. Holmes. - . 315 Jackson . St. Paul. Minn. . anil J. SI. MacLachlan : : Box 116. AVntertowii South Dakota. : ( Use address nearest you. ) _ _ J Please say where you saw this advertisement. , t : = P " Sionr City List . , > ' TAKE A DOSE OF 1 JO5 _ CURE , r..Jl\t ttsr ; . tU\tl t fOR @ .UG\\Stifu I It will initantly relieve that racking cough. I 11 Taken promptly it will often prevent I . ' Asthma , Bronchitis and serious throat and III lung troubles. Guaranteed safe and very I pala .bIe. . " . ( i _ All Druggists , 25 cents. - - , - , . . ' - . - - - Prerogative of Fair Sex. : : Man haa no right to question wom an's age-to even think about it. A woman , bless her : , is as old as / &he makes out , or makes up , and not a day . older. Man is out of his latitude when he 'begins trying / to locate wom an's age longlitude. It is ; iher .privilege to conceal her ! age in any form or manner she may choose , and it Is man's prerogative to assist her as much as possible ratherthan I ' 'hinder ' or question her In any -way. Man owes it to : himself to see that she is supplied with : every means of con cealing faer age , or any new -wrinkle : which ; she chooses to keep from the gaze of the over-curious . public. Man Is not supposed to be young or beautiful. He couldn't , be if ! he want- ed to : be , and wouldn't be if he could. With woman it is different. She wants to be , and can be , and is , whether she wants to be or not , and it is a whole lot better for her and for jher admirer , or admirers , as the case may be , that ' her age toe carefully guarded under 'that ' charming veil of mystery which should ever be hers by right of possession. Forget that she 'has ' an age. brother , and you will be happier and so will she , but don't , for heaven's sake , forget that she has a birthday. - Boston Herald. Dr. Pierce's Pellets , small , sugar- coated , easy to take as candy , regulate and invigorate ' stomach , liver and bow- els. Do not gripe. ' Digested Jokes. The Duke of Cumberland once said to Samuel Foote , the fearless satirist and versatile actor , "Well , here I am , ready as usual , to. swallow all your good things , " to which Foote replied , "Upon my soul , your royal highness must have a most excellent digestion , for I never hear that you bring any up again.-From "Wits , Beaux and Beau- ties of the Georgian Era , " by John . . . * Fyvie. S The next time you Lave a cold on the luugs try rubbing Wizard Oil on your chest and see how quickly it will draw out the inflammation- break up the cold. The Klr ' ' ! Comic ; 1'icture. Manyintercsting discoveries are be ing made by Mr. Macalister on the site of the old Canaanitish city of Gezter the city which was burned ' by the Pharaoh who was King Solomon's fath er-in-law , wds rebuilt by Solomon , and centuries later became the home of the I Jewish patriot , John Maccabeus. No less than seven cities , one above the other , have been uncovered , and at the bottom of the pile of debris over two hundred caves have been laid bare , in which many crude drawings , repre- senting cows , horses and buffalo , are to be found. In one of them a mighty hunter is shown spearing two animals at one thrust. A most interesting discovery is what the explorer believes to be the earliest . caricature known. The drawing is on ' stone , and represents an Egyptian king riding a horse in so preposterous an attitude that it Is evident the artist was trying to make his majesty ridic- ulous. , A singular tunnel of eighty-four steps leading directly down into the ground and ending at a spring of water has also been discovered. DOCTOR YOURSELF whenyon feel a cold coming by taking a few doses of. Perrr Davis' Painkiller. It Is better than Quinine and safer. The large 50c bottles are tho cheapest. Characteristic "Those plums may be good , " said the man with the slouch hat , stopping to argue with the grocer's boy , "but I'm from Missouri. : " "Well , I'll take 'em , " said the man just behind him , picking up the box ; "I'm from Ohio. " Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children teething , softens the gums , re- duces inflammation , allays pain , cures wind colic. 25c a bottle. Her Idiom Startled Him. Fascinating young French woman , residing in this country , complains of the rise in the price of butcher's meat : "How Is it , butcher , that you are so much dearer to me now than when you first solicited my favors-The Tatler. WE PAY 11-13C FOR COW HIDES. Furs are also very high. We sell traps cheap. Ship to and buy of : . the old reliable N. W. Hide & Fur Co. . Minneapolis , Minn. , Fame. "Senator " said the spokesman of the delegation , "a lot of us think you would be the best and most available man that could be suggested for the vice presidency , and we should like to have your permission to bring your name before the convention. " "My name has not been suggested yet , has it ? " "No. " "Then for heaven's sake , gentlemen , " said the eminent statesman , "let this strop right here ! I don't want the vice presidency. I'd much rather have the distinction of being the. only man in the country who has not been mentlon- : id for that office" office"T , . WhatAil You - . . - Do you feel weak , tired , despondent , have frequent head. . i aches , coated tongue , bitter ° or bad taste in morning , . . ' "heart-burn , " belching of gas , acid risings in throat after . . . eating , stomach gnaw or burn , foul breath , dizzy spells , , 7 , poor or variable appetite , nausea at times and kindred - : ' : : symptoms ? ' " . I . . / . If you have any considerable number of the - . cbove symptoms you are suffering from bilious . . ; . . . ' ness , torpid liver with indigestion , or dyspepsia. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is made : S up of the most valuable medicinal principles - / . known to medical science for tho permanent 1 . cure of such abnormal conditions. It is a most . / . cfficipnt liver invigorator , stomach tonic bowel , regulator and nerve strengthener. . I ' , . The "Golden Medical Discovery" is not a patent medicine or secret nostrum ; 4 e full list of its ingredients being printed on its bottle-wrapper and attested : - " under oath. A glance at these will show that it contains no alcohol , or harm- L . . / ful habit-forming drugs. It is a fluid extract made with pure , triple-refined ' glycerine , of proper strength , from the . roots of native American medical , S . ; " , . foreac plants. World's Dispensary Medical Association , Props. , Buffalo , N. Y. ) ' , - - - , ' - / . : . . . . . . - . - . , . . ' . . - _ . . . . . . . . . . . " . . . " ' : > ' . . . . t . 1 " = 1. - . - - ; . . o' . . ' . : . . , ' , : " > " . . . . . . . " . . . , ' : ' ; ' . . " . ji ; II - - ' : . _ _ - - . - - - . . . . ' - . - ' . . : . . , - _ - a .r-- . . . . ' . . ' ) ' - . - . . . . . . . . . . - J' = Poor Economy. A light team for farm work Is poor economy. Farm work simply must be , done in its proper season , and the I man who tries to do it with a team that is too light or too poor for its purpose is badly handicapped. He falls behind with his work , and does it poorly or not at all. His team is overworked and less efficient through the season. These things wear upon the man himself , and the damage done to him is even greater than that to his field or his horses. Put on'plenty of horse power and both yourself and your field will profit by it , and your horses will last longer. Make your arrangements to breed your horses so they will be bulging with surplus oower. - Kansas Farmer. Improving Crops. This .bit of wisdom Is from the Twentieth Century , Farmer : "The ihigh ! ' price of corn and the knowledge of how to make two ears of corn grow where but one grew be- fore is the kind of argument that is convincing with the American farmer. This ' common sense theory is what has set in motion the present great wave of educational reform in agricultural affairs. It explains the new life that is to-day found in the county fair ; it explains why -there are corn growers' associations ! of all degrees , from the township association up to the State and National associations. In short , it bases the beginning- of a systematic Improvement all along the line of ereals , grasses and farm crops. " Draft Horses is. Demand. The claim has often been made that the automobile and trolley are stead- ily displacing the horse , and that the I introduction of motor vehicles would so reduce the price of horses as to make them in a short time worthless. This claim is not supported by facts , and at the present time the horse is even in greater demand and more val- uable than ever before. It LEL. i true that the railroads have banishea the stage-coach and the prairie schoner , and numerous mechanical devices on the farm are doing the work once re quired of the. horse , yet , in spite of , these inventions and substitutes for ihorse ' power , the demand for heavy drafthorses is continually growing. Statistics for the past twenty years show that prices for : horses have ad- vanced from 35 to 40 per cent , and that horses have been steadily increas- ing in number.-Our Dumb Animals. Do Farmers Read Bulletins I have noticed one thing in partic- ular while traveling ' in some of our best agricultural . States , and that is , when I see a number of well-dressed farmers discussing beef and milk ra tions , feeding young animals for a healthy development , nitrogen , potassi um and phosphorus and theii func- tions in plant growth and protein and carbohydrates : and their functions in animal growth , I am invariably in a prosperous and up-to-date comiaunity , says the Agricultural Epitomist. Now , the question is , Do tie best and most intelligent farmers read their bulletins and keep in touch with tiheir station workers and read the agricul- tural press , or does the reading of these bulletins and agricultural papers make more intelligent famners ? It is one or the other , considered from either standpoint , for these bulletins and agricultural papers are not read by the pojor and uneducated class of farmers ; neither do they circulate as freely among the poorer farmers as they do among the' farmers in the bet- ter agricultural communities. , Value of American Farm Products. It is estimated that the population of this country has gained about 17 per cent since the last census was taken. In that time the value of farm products has increased nearly 80 per cent. Since the census of 1800 the gain in population has been about 40 per cent. The value of farm products in those nineteen years has more than trebled. Even the farmers themselves do not appear to realize what tfae rise in the prices' means to them and to - the wealth of the country. The total value of the products of the farms in 1900 was ' 4,717,000,000 , having nearly dou bled in the course of ten years. Last year the values increased to $7,800- 000,000 , and the Department of Agri- culture offers the figures 8,300,000,000 as the yalue ; of this year's crop. Here are represented1 gain's for 1906 of $380,000,000 over 1905 , in 1907' of $600,000,000 over 1906 , in 1908 of $378,000,000 over 1907 , for this year : indicated gain of $500,000,000. All our farm products in the last five / years have an aggregate value of $37- 000,000,000. These gains are not all due to the opening up of new territory , the plant ing of a greater acreage by the in- dividual farmer and the : rise of prices. The farmer is profiting by the teach- ings and discoveries of the agricul- tural stations and the labors of the agricultural specialists. There is more , . : : . , . . , ' . , S . : \ . , , . . . . , . ' , _ s'c ' h--- ; ' ' , ' : .I " - . . . \.J..J ' ' , .tl . lr ' ; : : _ ; 'i" ' ' ' , - ! ' - : _ ' . ' ' ' , . . . ' . . . ' " ,1" \ - ' ' . . . \ . . t - - I diversity In farm products , less of I work . ' y mere rule of thumb , an ap proach to that ideal of the intelligent farmer , scientific tillage of the . soil. Warning to Farmer The attractions of the cities have tended to augment the city and busi ness life at the expense of the farm life in the United States , and in con , sequence there has been ignorance and shiftlessness in the'care of the soil , a depletion of the soil's fertility * and lessening yields. This opinion , which sounded a note of warning of the great need 'for an increased agri- cultural population , was expressed by M. V. Richards land and industrial agent of the Southern Railway , in his address before the Farmers' National Congress in Raleigh , N. C. He also I praised the railroads for the part they have' taken dn giving the United States its present rank in the markets of the world. . . . Mr. Richards asserted that he was not one of those who feared that the United States would fall behind as an agricultural country. "The day is far off , " he said , "when we shall be un able to' produce , and at prices which will enable us . to compete in the mar- kets of the world , our share of the grains , fruits and meats needed to feed mankind. "We are steadily advancing to the time when all our soils shall be prop- erly'cared for and their fertility re ' tained. " Farm JAtc Itleal. There are attractions associated : : with rural lifo that ) , make a home on the farm preferable to living in a city. The dangers incident to rais- ing a family in the city are infinite- ly greater than in the ; ! country. It is dangerous for the child to be on the street alone for fear of being run down by a street car , express wagon or au tomobile. The natural health and vigor of children reared in the country are su perior to city-raised children. Coun- try cooking , with fresh vegetables , eggs , milk , butter and bread made by the farmer's wife , far surpasses In health-producing attributes the style of living in cities. In the country the atmosphere is clear , while in cities it is hazy with coal smoke and clouds of dust swept up from .the macadamized streets by every wind that blows. The country is the ideal place to grow healthful bodies and 'develop clear , strong minds. The child with a ro bust body trained to do things has a confidence in himself that cannot be acquired la any other way. The child' reared in the .country develops the qualities of a leader , and from the farm have come the Hills , Harrimans and 'Morgans ' that are now the ' world's captains of Industry. The contact with nature , not only creates vigorous bodies , but also instills the princi- ples of honesty and morality in the mind , without which enduring success is impossible. iFarm life and investment is the most stable of all the industries. One reason why so many city people fail to accumulate a competence for the vicissitudes of old age is the insta- bility of business enterprises in cities. One -passes attractive store with elegant display of merchandise , and he notes that the place is for rent in a few weeks. People with limited cap- ' ital in cities invest it in enterprises they do not understand and their pos- sessions are soon swallowed up by re lentless creditors. Not so is the staj bility of investments in agricultural lands. The earth is an inexhaustible repository of undeveloped wealth that only awaits the labors of the husband- man to materialize into bountiful har- vests to enrich the owner of the soil. A multitude , of small and great for- tunes took to themselves wings and flew away in the financial panic of 1907 , but the stability of agriculture was not affected. .No farmer lost his home and fortune because some bank failed or some mercantile house went into liquidation. Panics that affect commercial and financial industries do not depreciate the production of the soil and the farmer finds himself im mune from the calamities whioh wreck the fortunes of other : enterprises.- Goodall's Farmer. - GettliiRT Rich. "How did pou get the money to bu3- paints to finish your picture ? " asked the sympathetic intimate of the ' \ struggling artist. "Pawned my coat. " , "Oh ! And how much did you- get for your : picture ? " "Nearly enough to get my coat out. " : -London Globe. ' The Climate Chaser. . "Who is that man who is afraid to sit in a draft ? " "I don't know , " answered Miss Cay- enne. "He is probably one of those , people who think , nothing of travel- ing a thousand miles to get wihere \ there is a breeze. " : Washington Star. . - A Gentle Hint. Tom-So your uncle has died and left you a fortune ? I suppose you have received oceans of congratulations. I Jack-I should say I have. Why , even my tailor remembered me. He sent me a bunch of forget-me-nots.- Boston Transcript. , ' . t ; - ' . . . . . _ : . ' . - ' . " " " . . , : ' . : . , , . : : , _ _ ( ! : ' . . t' . ; ; - _ " ; : : " . . . _ . . . . : It' - _ ' . ' ' . . f -I - . , . . . ' A SURE WAY OUT \ QUJO : : : : E2XxE3E : : : It Is a Positive Fact That in Not One Out of a Thousand of Supposed Kidney Cases Does the Trouble Really Lie with the Kidneys. Practlcillr all the so-called Kidney trouble is inflammation sets in , however the contents may In realitY Bladder Trouble. Although somebe reuined for an unusual length of time , thus , limes intensely painful , and always annoying , it producing much pain and discomfort. or may be may be easily and quickly cured with GOLD expelled with abnormal frequency and be the MEDAL HAARLEM OIL CAPSULES. cause of much inconvenience and trouble. Alt There are other troubles arising in organs conof this may be relieved and finally cured : by the nected with the Bladder which are also : quickly use of GOLD MEDAL HAARLEM OIL CAP relieved by the use of GOLD MEDAL HAAR SULES. LEM OIL CAPSULES. Full information is GOLD MEDAL HAARLEM OIL Is put up given in the printed matter enclosed in each box. in two forms in CAPSULES and BOTTLES. The Bladder is the receptacle for discharges Capsules 25c. and sac per box. Bottle ISc. from the Kidneys. Under normal conditions and 35c. At all druggists. Be sure that you nature disposes of the contents of this reservoir obtain the Gold Medal Tilly brand otherwise ( the Bladder ) promptly and without pain. Once you will get an imitation. Literature free. HOLLAND MEDICINE COMPANY , SCRANTON , PA. P ' COLT DISTEMPER istn be handled Terr tawny. . ; . . rho : stek are cared , and an . othees . - , . " . 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Douglas * BrocktonMass. . Mistaken Identity. ; A few miles from a certain summer resort stands a glue factory which , when the wind happens to . blow from that direction , proves a great annoy ance to the villagers. One of the city sojourners , who had armed herself with a bottle' of lavender salts , was seated one evening on the inn veranda near an old countryman who was evi dently unaware of , the proximity of the factory. As the breeze veered , . the visitor opened7.her smelling-bottle. The sul try air soon became laden with the odor of the glue. The old farmer movnd ! to the far end of the porch , but found himself no better off. Presently he tiptoed deferentially back to the wner of the green bottle. "Ma'am : , " he ventured , "if you ain't taking that for your health , would you mind putting the cork back till after supper ? I'm going home then. " During Her Absence. Lady of the House ( just : returned ) -Poor Polly , all alone so long ! Parrot ( feverishly ) - Give mt a stack of whites. - Detroit Tribuat. . - 'S S ; , FREE ' MaryT. Goldman's # ' Gray Hair Restorer . , restores original color In V S. % . mild healthful manner in from . 1 to 14 dnjg fin. tirely different from & 111- SS , . thing elsa. Its effect iJ Tna JlaIir Etstzma permanent. Does not - wash off nor look unnat- uraL < Has no sediment , BO it's neither sticky nor greasy - if B as pure and clear as water. Don't experiment - nse what thousands of oihert have fonnd safe and satisfactory. Sample and comb absolutely free. Be sure to mention original color of your hair. MARY T. QOLDXAN 1SI Goldman Bldg. , 8 ? . JRguZ. Minn. I $ 1 Suicide _ ' Slow death and awful suffering follows neglect of bowels. Con- stipationkills more people than consumption. It needs a cure and there is one medicine in ! all the world that cures it- CASCARETS. S9f Cascarets-lOc. box - week's treat- ment. All drncelsts. Blzeeat seller la the world - million boxes a mont . - _ -L. . 8. 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