4 - - - - - ' - - - - s ij j i FI { FIi" t i"J J , I , : l1 _ la 7 . - _ - } , . tJ , ,1 , : : ' V 4 + Y + + + . . . . J wr , 4 , : ± The t + 1 i ! : Main ti : t I + , : : Chance u + ' ' . ! " " I f I ] It : . I' ; BY i ] ' , ' S . ; : : : Meredith Nicholson i } ! j . I + COPVKIGHT 1903 + ' 1 " TUB BOBBS-MEKKILI. COMPANY 1" j + + ' i , J F , , , XXIU.-Cont'ued. I f l 1/1 ' , r CHAPTER XXIII. - ( Continued. ) / * * * * * i If John Saxton sat in the office of the f - - Traction Company on a hot night in fy i ' July. Feriton Lul just left him. Tli I I transfer to the Margrave syndicate had I been effected and John would no more ' 1 ! 1 sign himself " .T olm Saxton , Receiver. : ' \ r ! l His work in Clarkson was at an end. ! ! The Nuponsot Trust Company had called " 1 him to Boston for a conference , which ' II , i meant , he knew , a termination of his ser- f 1 ! Ilf ! . vice with them. He had lately sold the j J Poindextor ranch , and so little property 1\ \ i remained on the Ncponset's books that it J 'r ' could ) be cared for from the home office. : ' He had not opened the afternoon mail. 1 : / He picked up a letter from the top of ' : il , E the pile , dated from San Fransisco , and \ II : read : ' : I :1 "San Francisco. . ' ' , , "My Dear Sir : 1 ! ' I ! "I hesitate about writing you , but ) , ' ! I there are some things which I should , l I\ \ ! ; ! like you to understand before I go away. 11 ; 1 I had fully expected to remain with you -1 ! ' I S and Bishop Delafield and to return to t , : ! Clarkson that last morning at Poindex- , ter's. I cannot defend myself for having , ! ; run away ; it must have seemed a strange i . thing to you that I did so. I had fully ! intended acting on the bishop's advice , I 1 ! i which I knew then , and know now , was I ' good. But when the west-bound train I ' H 1 , I came , my courage left me ; I could not K \ go back and face the people , I had known , r after what had happened. I told you : I the truth there in the ranch house that ' / night ; every word of'it was true. May I f be I did not make it clear enough how . I j weak 1 am. Things came too easy for ) t S me , I guess ; at any rate I was never ; I worthy of the good fortune that befell , me. It seemed to me that for two years : I everything I did was a mistake. I sup- pose if I had been a real criminal , and ' - } I not merely a coward , I should not have $ , entangled myself as I did and brought calamity : upon other people . * 1' employ- ' ' ment with a shipping house. I have told my story to one of the firm , who has been i kind to me. He seems to understand my -case , and is giving me a good chance to I E - begin over again. I suppose the worst a . . ' f possible , things have been said about me , " ' ' " , and I do not care , except that I hope J" J"1 the people in Clarkson will not think I /1 / . , was guilty of any wrong-doing at the L bank. I read in the newspapers that I had stolen the bank's money , and I hope ' I " that was corrected. The books must have proved what I say. I understand now 1 That what I did was worse than stealing , 1 . . _ s but I should like you and Mr. Porter to S lno\7 that I not only did not take other j people's money , but that in my foolish relations with Margrave I did not re- ceive a cent for the shares of stock which he took from me-neither for my own nor for those of Miss : ; Porter. I don't blame Margrave ; if I had not been a coward he could not have played with me as he did. \ "Tlie company is sending me to one of its South American houses. I go by : steamer to-morrow , and you will not hear I fK > m mo again. I should like you to know that I have neither seen nor heard i ; , .anything of my brother since that night. \ With best wishes for your own happiness ' : and prosperity , yours sincerely , "JAMES WHEATON. " On his way : home to the club Saxton .stopped at Bishop Delafield's rooms , and S found the bishop , as usual , preparing for fiiht.rrime ; did not change Bishop Dela- ' 1 eld. He was one of those men who { roach GO , and never , apparently , pass it. f He and Saxtoii were fast friends now. I The bishop missed Warry out of his life ; ' Warry was always so accessible and so cheering. John was not so accessible and he had not Warry's ligntness , but the Bishop of Clarkson liked John Saxton. The bishop sat with his inevitable H I hand-baggage by his side and read Whea- ton's letter througn. "How ignorant we are ! " he "said , fold- ' ing It. " 1 sometimes think that we who try to minister to the needs of the poor In spirit do not even know the rudiments of our trade. We are pretty helpless wifh men like Wheaton. They are appar- ently strong ; they yield to no tempta- tions , so far as any man knows ; they are g exemplary characters. I suppose that gI I they are living little tragedies all the time. The moral coward is more to be I pitied than the open criminal. You know 1 , , where to find the criminal ; but the moral coward is an unknown quantity. Life is I a strange business , John , and the older r I get the less I think I know of it. " He sighed and handed back the letter. . . "But he's doing better than we might have expected him to , " said Saxton. "A a ' man's entitled to happiness if he can find it. He undoubtedly chose the easier part c in running : away. I can't imagine him t coining ; back here to face the community aftt all that had happened. " t. . " 1 don't know that I can cither.v I " Preaching is easier than practicing , ' and . i I'm not sure that I gave him the best ad- IJ . ' vice at the ranch house that morning. s 4 "Well , it was the only thing to do , " t : " Saxton answered. "I suppose neither s I . you nor I was sure he told the truth ; it c was a situation that was calculated to p ' ! - ' make one skeptical. It isn't clear from q ! S his letter that the whole thing has imb ' pressed him in any great way. He's anxiI i t : . ious to have us thing well of him-a kind 3 of retrospective vanity. " r. S "But his punishment is great. It's not n 55 " . . ' for us to pass on its adequacy. I must'i ; : : . . be oing ; , John , " and Saxton gathered ap the battered cases and went out to the w car with him. i s f : ; Bishop Delafield always brought Wara ] , ry back vividly to John , and as they w . waited on the corner he remembered his e d 1- , . ' . . trst 'meeting with the bishop , in Warry's c { t t t ' I : " ' . ' E . . I " : " : . it ' _ ' . , , ' . " " . ' , , ' , " . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . , , , - - , - - , , - . - . . . . . " , . . . . . - - _ ----,0\ - " ' . ' --tl..J. . . : ) . . lf. . . ' > " > , " ' . . . . . , ; , " - ' ' ' - " " ' ' " 1' ; 'r. - " . : ; - 1 ' - - Y" ' , . ' > : ; ; - 1- _ f ! 1 S - - - rooms at The Bachelors' . And that was very long ago ! . CuAPTER xxiv. Uncertainty and doubt filled John Sax- ton's mind and heart , and he saw no I light ; ahead. lie had seen Evelyn several times before she had left home , on occa- sions when he went to the house with Fenton ior conferences with her father. lie had intended saying good-by to her , but the Porters went hurriedly at last and he was not sorry ; it was easier that way. But Mrs. Whipple , who was eter- cising a motherly supervision over John , had exacted a promise from him to come to Orchard Lane during the time that she and the general were to be with the Porfcrs in their new cottage. When he went East , Saxton settled , down at his club in Boston , and pretended that it was good to be at home again ; but he went about with homesickness gnawing his heart. He had reason to be happy and satisfied with himself. He had prac tically concluded the < difficult work which he had been sent to Clarkson to do ; he had realized more money from their as- sets than the officers of the trust company had expected : and they held out to him the promise of employment in their l' " . > - ton office as a reward. So he walked the , familiar streets planning his future anew. He had succeeded . l in something at last and he would stay in Boston , having , he told himself , earned the right to live there. The assistant secretaryship of the trust company , which had been mention- ed to him , would be a position of dignity and promise. He had never hoped to do so well. Moreover , it would be pleasant to be near his sister , who lived at \Y 01'- ce'ter.rrhcre were only the two of them , and they ought to live near together. It is , however , an unpleasant habit of the fates never to suffer us to debate simple problems long ; they must throw in new elements to puzzle us.VhiIe he deferred going to Orchard Lane a new perplexity confronted him. One of Mar- grave's "people" came from New York as the- representative of the syndicate that had purchased the Clarkson .raction Company , and sought an interview. John had met this gentleman at the time the sale was closed ; he was a person of con- sequence in the financial world , who came quickly to the point of his errand. He offered John the position of general man- ager of the company. The next day John thought he saw it all more clearly. He went out and walked aimlessly through the hot streets lie realized presently that he had gone into a railway office and asked for a sub- urban time table. He carried this hack to the club , and studied ihe list of Or chard Lane trains. He found that he could run out almost any hour of the day. He slept and woke refreshed with the time table still grasped in his hand. He had been very foolish , he concluded ; it would be a simple matter to go out to Orchard Lane to call on the Porters and Whipples. The next afternoon he went up to Orchard Lane. It suited his mood that he should find no ono at home at Red Gables but Mr. Porter , who played golf all the morning and slept and experimented at landscape gardening all the afternoon. He wel- comed John with unwonted cordiality. There were some details connected with the transfer of the Traction Com- pany to Margrave's syndicate which Por- ter had not fully understood , or which Fenton had purposely kept from him ; and he pressed John for new light on these matters. John answered or parried as he thought wisest. John left his greetings for "TV"I the hou ellOld. There was a train at G o'clock ; it was now 5 and he loitered along , stopping often to look out upon the sea. A group of people was gathered about a tea table on the sloping lawn in front of one of the houses. Tue colors of the women's dresses were bright against the dark green. It was a gay company ; their laughter floated out to him mockingly. He wondered whether Evelyn "was there , as he passed ori , beat- ing the rocky path with his stick. Evelyn was not there ; but her destina- tion was that particular lawn and its tea table. Turning a bend in the path he came upon her. He had had no thought of seeing her ; yet she was coming down the path toward him , her picture hat framed in the dome of a blue parasol. He had renounced her for all time , and hf should ; meet her guardedly ; but the blood was singing in his temples and throbbing in his finger tips at the sight of her. "This is too bad ! " she exclaimed , a * they met. "I hope you can come back to the house. " She walked straight up to him and gave him her hand in her 'quick , frank way."I'm "I'm sorry , but I must be in to town on this next train , " he answered. He turned : in the path and walked along be- side her. . "This happened to be one of our scat- tering : days , for all except father. " "We had a nice talk , he and I. Your place is charming. Don't let me detain you. I'm sure you were going to join these ; lotus eaters. " "I don't believe they need me , " she an- swered , evasively. "They seem pretty busy. But if you're Lungryor thirsty , : can get something for you there. " They I passed the gate , walking slowly along. He : : knew that he ought to urge her to stop , and that he must hurry on to catch his train ; but it was too sweet to be near her ; this was the last time and it was his own ! - They paused finally and John held open l little gate in a stone wall. He was ] grave : and something of his seriousness ' communicated : itself to her. Clearly , he thought , this was the parting of the ways. ( "Won't you come in ? There are plen- ty of trains and we'd like you to' dine with us. " j A great wave of loneliness and yearnf ing swept over her. Her invitation eemed to create new and limitless dis- tances [ that stretched between them. He poke incidentally of the offer he had re t ceived from the Clarkson Traction Com pany. "I have refused the offer , " he said , uietly. He had not intended to tell her ; but it was doubtless just as well ; and : would alter nothing. "My work in C/larkson is finished , " he went on. "War- w ry's affairs will make it necessary for me to go back from time to time , but it yill not be home again. " "I'm sorry , " she said. "I thought you. i were to be of us. But I suppose there : a greater difference between the Easti' ' md West than any one can understand vho has not known both. " They regard- I each other gravely , as if this were , of 0 lourse , the whole matter at issue. v I . . . . . . . ' > ' . - ' : ; : ; . ' - ' ' . - . - - - - ' . . . . . , . " ' " - ' " - - " , - "TV" . " . - . ' ' . , . , ' . . " . ' \ . : , : ' " , ; ' ttt " : ; ; 11 - / . _ " ' ; ' - - , g tom. ' : ; " ' : : - - : ' ' : ' : _ : . _ : : :3.- : : ; ' ; _ . . ; ; : : : . f . " 1 can't go back-it's too mtrdi ; 1 can't do it , " he said , wearily. , "I -now how it must be - this last year and Warry ! It was all so terrible - for all of us. " She was looking away. John looked at her. It was natural that she should include herself with him in a common grief for the man who had been his friend and whom she had loved. She had always been : : kind to him ; her kindness stung him now. for he knew that it was because of Warry ; and a re solve woke in him suddenly. lIe would not suffer her kindness under a false pre- tense ; he could at least be honest with her. . "I can't go back because he is not there ; and because-because you are not there ! You don't know - you should nev- er know , but I was disloyal to Warry from the first. I let him talk to me from day to day of you ; ; I let him tell me that he loved you ; I never let him know - I never meant any one to knowHe ceased speaking ; ; she was very still and did not look at him. "It was base of me , " he went on. "I would gladly have died for him ii i he had ' lived ; ' but now that ho is dead I can betray him. I hate I myself wor.se than you can hate m-i. I know how I must wound and shoe- you _ _ _ _ " . 'Oh , no ! ' ' die moaneu. But he went on ; / he would spare him- self nothing. / "It is hideous - it was cowardly of me to come here. " His hands were clenched and his face twitched with pain. "Oh , if ho had lived ! " She rose now : and looked at him ' with an infinite pity. "If he had lived I , " she said , very softly , looking away through the sun-dappled aisles of the orchard , "if he had lived- it would have been the same , John. " But he did not understand. His name as she spoke it rang in his ears. She walked away through the orchard path , which suddenly became to him a path of gold that stretched into paradise ; and he sprang after her with a great fear in his heart lest some barrier might descend I and shut her out forever. "Evelyn ! Evelyn : " It was not a voice that called her ; it was a spirit , long held in thrall , that had shaken " free and become a name. ( The end. ) SAM SOTHEEN NOT SAM AT ALL Ili.s Alliterative Xaine a Sample oJ Kis Father's Jocularity. Probably there is not one in twentj of the fellow members of his profes sion , either here or in England , whc knows that the name of Sam Sothern the actor , is not Sam at all , the New York World says. : \11' . Sothern came back to New York on Friday in response to a hurry call to act with Sir Charles Wynd- ham in "The Mollusc. " He has been absent from this country more than fifteen years , although he made his first theatrical appearance in this country with the late John T. Ray mond , a friend of his father , E. A Sothern , in "The Private Secretary. " During the early days of the starring career of his brother , E. H. Sothern Sam , who is not Sam , acted in his support at the old Lyceum. If Sam Sothern had registered in New York as George Evelyn Augustus : T. Sothern possibly his own brothel might not have recognized him. George Evelyn Augustus T.vas named to please his mother. His father , who was a comedian off the stage as well as on it , didn't like the long handle. He wanted a name thai was short and expressive. He was appearing in "Brother Sam" in Lon don at the time , and , for convenience , tacked the name of the play on the newly born infant. Brother Sum has kept it ever since. Another thing that Sam Sothern received from his father-this by in heritance-was the tattered yellow manuscript of "Our American Cousin. It didn't seem like a large inheritance at the time , for the elder Sothern had played the piece to a standstill both in this country and in England. Sc Sam cast the prompt book into s trunk , where it slumbered twenty ; I years : until E. H. Sothern , two years I ago , decided to revive the play undei the name of "Lord Dundreary. " , All these years a small fortune hafl ] I been lurking in the crumpled bunch I of papers. As it was Sam's property i E. H. Sothern had to pay a fat royal ty on it , and as "Lord Dundreary" has been one of E. H. Sothern's big : gest successes in recent years a steadj ; stream of American dollars has flow ed into Sam's English pockets. Caused a Breach. Askitt : Why are you so down on Walker ? You used to be the best of friends. t Eggbert-Yes , I know ; but last fall i : he took my part , and I haven't spoken l to him since. : Askitt-That sounds queer. Eggbert-Not necessarily. You see ; , he's an actor , too-and I wanted the I part for myself. Her Experience. . Mrs. Brown-Do you believe that F ; marriage : is a lottery ? > Mrs. Green - No. I consider it more of a faith cure. Mrs. Brown - Why , bow's that ? Mrs. : Green - Well , I had implicit faith : in my husband when we were f first married-and now I haven't. n , Deeply Interested. Said She-Oh , I'm just awfully In ' terested : in baseball. I have a cousin a who belongs to a college bunch. Said He-Indeed ! And what posi tion . does he play ? 1 Said She - Well , I forget Just now 1 whether he's a knocker or a stopper. , The Explanation. Edyth - Why did Clare insist on hay- 3 [ ing a quiet wedding ? e-Oh I she thought b > Mayme - , suppose f t would make talk. t It is estimated that there are 8,000 3 000 telephones now in use in tbj world. r . . . . . , . . . ' " , , . r ' . , ; " ' . ' 0 - : ; : - _ . ; . ' . . . ; : . . . . . . . . . . ) " ' - " = : : : : : . : : : - . : : - . : : : : = - = : . : : : _ : : : : . ; ; . : ; ; : : . : : : : - ; . . ; : : ; : : _ - = ' : -rr : ; . : : : : - . : : : - - - : ! - ft- * * * * * * ! f : I 4 I ; \ , -r : 1 ' ) : _ [ _ , q 1 t 'oJ j- . ' . ' . ; 'M .1lj,1' 1 _ Is ) . , . --r' - " ' " . , " U' , , , "c. " , " " . - < < t "C * > OPinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects < * a * _ . * A .6. . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . _ . . . . . . _ . * ' . + - , . . . ' . , . ' . - , - . - ' & ' ' ' ' ' , " + cu.tr. V \ v.9t V + 11 , J ai t , $ 'i' l'Q ' 61 k ( ; t'I'T ci O' ' ' . . . . ( j' - - - - - - - - " - THIEVES AND MELONS. I 'LAYTON ' T. ZIMMERMAN , an employe : of an express company , stole 10,000 ( , then Can corfessed to his crime , and will doubtless , in due course of justice , receive a sentence commensurate with his act. He is a thief , . and it is for the good of society that he is made to suffer the penalty. But the ' mat ter has another phase. Zimmerman handled , approxi- mately , a million a day. He worked eleven hours , 365 days in the year. For this time and responsibility he received the monumental salary of $53 : > a month. The corporation for which he worked is one of the wealthiest. With a capitalization of $12,000,000 , it has paid regular dividends of from 4 to S per cent. There have been numerous extra dividends during ; the last twelve years , and among these extra dividends there have been what is known in the vernacular of "Wall street as "melon cuttings. " These "melon cuttings" have taken the form of bonds issued gratuitously to stockholders. The bonds are secured by a deposit of securities with a trustee , the securities having been purchased with the excess of earnings over dividends. In 1898 $12,000,000 of these bonds were issued to stock- holders , and this was so satisfactory that the company gave an encore in 1907 to the tune of $24,000,000. In other words , in addition to regular dividends and small extra dividends , this company , in nine years , di- vided $36,000,000 among its stockholders. These facts offer a violent contrast-the difference between $55 a month and $36,000,000 in nine years. Is there any relation between the two ? Did the corpora- tion acquire this vast amount by putting a premium on dishonesty in the form of inadequate salaries ? From a moral viewpoint , honesty cannot be bought , but in an economic sense it is a commodity just as much as an article of merchandise. Zimmerman was paid to be honest , and possibly he rendered services in proportion to his wage. If the stockholders had been content with a few thousands less. and the corporation had paid its servant a little more out of the millions he handled , it might still have a faithful employe , instead of losing a man , with the brand of crime on his brow. It is the old battle between greed and morals. - Cincinnati Post. CRITICIZING OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM. HE widespread dissatisfaction with some of the aspects of our vaunted educational T system , and the attitude of severe criti- cism maintained by the public toward it , U j are encouraging symptoms presaging its - ' reformation. No one who ponders the ab- stracts of the various papers read at Den- ver before the National Educational Association , can fail to be struck with the note of discontent that per- vades them. The teachers , no less than the parents , recognize the fact that the American school system , while sound in principle , is not altogether sound in practice. One educator at Denver put the thing in a neat epi- gram when hs said that a preparatory course to the is not the of the presidency object public school sys tem. Some of the boys are going to be laborers , me- chanics , artisans and what not. Not all of them can become presidents. It seems reasonable , therefore , that we should give these boys in school the things that will I , "You'd ought to seen the swell time we put in at the masquerade last night , " said Florence to Mabel. "You know , the last time I seen you I said Annie and me was goin' as Mary Queen of Scots or M'ree Ant'nette or some of those swell dames , but when we found that we'd have to read up to learn how they acted we decided we'd \ just fix up like a couple of picka- ninnies. Fun ! I nearly died. " "Did you black up ? " asked : Mabel. "Black up ! " echoed Florence. "Like the : ace o' spades. Honest , you'd died laughin' : if you'd seen us. We got a couple of wigs off a real wigmaker : and we did our hair up in little tight bunches all over our heads , so's we ould : get the wigs on. Then we wore little short skirts and black shirt waists. Charlie and Jim-Jim's An- nie's beau-fixed up for two tramps , ind if they wasn't the limit ! "But the most fun , " continued Flor- snce , "was when they lined us up to ; ive the prizes. They give a prize for the most comical-dressed couple and he most uniquest-dressed couple and ihe most artistic-dressed couple and hey made the folks march around the iiall in front of the judges. The udges was sittin' up on a kind of plat- torm at one end. "Well , Annie and me marched to- ether ; and then Charlie and Jim come Dehind us. Well , just before we got o the judges' stand Charlie reached ver , and yanked my wig off my head md Jim done the same to Annie's. "here we stood with all them little nobs : of hair stickin' up all over our leads. Well , honest , I thought the olks'd die laughing. You know An- lie's l real kind o' blonde and her lead's awful pink under her hair and he was blacked up to just where the rig come to , and she sure was as good is a show. I. guess I looked pretty tear as comical as she did. "Well , I give one look at Annie and et out a holler. Annie yelled , 'Beat t t , girlie ! ' and we grabbed hold of ach other's hands and started for the Iressin' room , tight as we could run. Ye didn't get no more'n half-way own the room , though , before every- ody was ketchin' hold of us and be- ore we knew it they hustled us up on he platform where the judges was tUn' [ . " " " listener. 'Wasn't "My ! gasped the ou awful embarrassed ? " . . ; ' . . . . , " , ; . : ; , . - ' " . . _ _ _ _ . .4 _ - _ . _ _ - _ - to be useful to them in after-life , instead of trying make possible presidents out of them all. . The intense practicality of the age , the utilitarian demand that less tendencies of our civilization strongly . His - emphasis be put on the merely cultural studies. torically speaking , our grade schools have . developed as places where youth may prepare for the high school , while that institution in turn has been closely artIcu- . This is all well university. lated with the college or I enough for those fortunate enough to be able to com- plete the entire course. But the fact has been more or less ignored that the great mass of school children finish their schooling without either high school or uni- versity courses. These young adventurers into real life should be as well equipped as possible for their em- prise. They now waste many precious moments . ' , merely cultural study , when they might be devoting their time to studies that will help them along the , thorny path of real life. Common school education needs reformation in prac- tical directions. It is a happy circumstance , that those , who study education most deeply , and those who mere- ly come in contact with its manifestations through their children , are coming to agree on that point.- Minneapolis Journal. "GET A WESTERN MAST. " ET Western man , " is getting to be a I common cry in the East. It was heard a G good deal lately when Harvard had a choice to make. There is a suspicion abroad that "the West" is a good place to raise men ; that the physical and men- tal conditions are favorable out there for growing folks ; that the spirit of the West is whole- some , its air inspiring , and its educational apparatus easily adequate to give to energetic minds the neces- sary tools to work with. Even so far East as Oberlin , 0. , it is noted that they raise some inquiring chaps whose inquisitiveness is persistent and brings interest- ing results. That is a wonderful nursery of human life that stretches from the Alleghenies to the Rockies , abounding in space and nourishment for body , mind and soul. There are coming out of that great nursery great children , whose thoughts and discoveries and deeds will do for human life , wherever it exists , greater , far greater , services than any prophet , dare predict. . Harper's Weekly. WHY LAWS ARE BROKEN. HERE are some laws which at the time _ . their enactment were accurate expressions ' , T k of public opinion. But public opinion has \ , changed , and has neglected to make the . .r1 i laws change with it. There are other fi ) ! , - laws which never did express public opin- ion , but which were enacted and have been retained on the statute book through the indif- ference of a public opinion which is at heart hostile to them , or through its neglect or its inability to assert itself with 'effective expression. The reproach has often been uttered that we are not a law-abiding nation. At least we must plead guilty to too light a regard for law and to too little insistence upon its uniformly be- ing what in theory it is and what in fact it should be -the formal expression of enlightened public opinion. - New York Tribune. - "For a minute we was , " confessed Florence. "Then I seen how scared I Annie looked and I leaned over and whispered , 'Do a cake walk. We ain't goin' to let 'em put it over us like this. : So there we cake-walked 'round there , feelin' perfectly crazy , and all the folks hollered , 'Do it again ! ' every time we stopped , till we was so out of breath they just had to let us get down. " "Wouldn't have liked to be there ! " said Mabel. "You'd have had the time of your life , " Florence assured her. "When the judges announced the prizes for the most comical-dressed couple , me and Annie got them ! The prizes were a pair of umbrellas. Charlie and Jim got the prizes for the most uniquest- dressed couple. " "Who got the other prizes queried Mabel. "Oh , the judges didn't show much taste the way they give the other prizes. The girl that got the prize for the most artistic-dressed couple had on a kind of long-trailin' white dress , with a lot of spangles on it , and she had a star in her hair. She called herself Aurora. I don't know what for , unless Aurora was her home town. The fellow that was with her , had on tights and a kind of cape thing and a cap. They was an black and he had spangles sewed on him and half moons and things. He looked kind of swell , but the girl was sloppy. His prize was a brush and comb in a case and hers was a diamond ( may- be ) terrier like the duchesses wear In their hair. Say , you'd ought to seen that stuck-up thing goin' round after- ward ! I nearly died laughin' and Charlie said if that was the way the girls in Aurora looked he guessed he'd stay right in Chicago. "Come up to the house some evenin and I'M ] chow : ' you my prize. And say. Charlie calls me his pickaninny now. " -Chicago Daily News. I HE CALLS THIS SPORT. But to Some of Us the Story Smacks of Brutality. In each of us is the germ of sav- agery. The old instinct for cruelty and slaughter manifests itself most readily in our hunting and fishing sports. Under the spell of the chase we are guilty of things which , some- how , tend to shock us when we con- sider them in cold blood. Take the following recital of how a hunter got a moose in Nova Scotia , for exan / ple. The man who tells the story , not yet free from the thrall of the "sport , " I probably sees nothing but glory in his I . ' . , . - , . - - - - = FT"R-AV o = - - _ . : ; " - . . I achievement , but to us who sit in uur , easy chairs and read there is so ( thing cruel and repellent in the tr Te. The extract is from an article in the National Sportsman : The sun had set , and we were going only a short distance further before I camping , when Len's sharp eyes de- tected a moose standing partly behind ' a rock with a background of pines at what we afterwards found was 130 yards. His "Look at the big bull" in- stantly drew my attention , and my 40's began to roar , but ill fared it that on account of the perspiration drop- ping on my glasses earlier in the day. r I had taken them off , and now in the failing light could scarcely distinguish i either moose or ' near sight when my left eye closed , although the bright front sight showed plainly. My first , three shots were misses , and I migHt have become rattled had not Len's voice , as calm as though nothing was x t happening , came to me , "You are shooting high. " Drawing down the foresight until I could scarcely see , I pulled once more and hit the fore leg just above the elbow , but without touching any bones , and the moose r started , although very lamely , over the _ open. Four more shots and he was down , over 200 yards away , and we 1 started to run , but before we got half way -he started down again , and we were able to get within a distance , that made it certain he was ours ; but ' once more he got on his feet and al- ' though unable > to take a step , glared at us until another shot , the only one In a vital spot , put him down for good. We found that all six shots after t he had started had touched him ; one is had broken his fore leg just above his 1 hoof ; another touched his ear , another chipped a horn ; another , probably the one that put him down first , struck : the center of his back just an inch too high to affect the backbone , and another struck behind , passing through t one quarter and breaking the hipbone on the other , disabled him completely , the last , fired close , struck behind the shoulder , as intended. p Documentary Evidence. \ I \i 1 ( " = "What shall I p " if say Algernon ro- , poses to me ? " said the confiding MM ( : young 1 woman. . l" ' . "Tell him you want time to fcin * ; it > P " over " , replied the worldly wise frleftd , ' 4" "and then change your re3& summer re , & lfr dence , so that he will have to discuss \ p ' the matter in writing" \ writing.-WashIngtOI1 A. Star. . ' \ . . . . . ; i Every man finally leaves the bars down. , 55 . . " _ , f , I , : . . . . ' . , ' . 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