r p f' _ , MISSOURI UD ON SURE Freak La\vs Bar "Cr. < e" Fiend , uKnu ks , " Dirks , Booze on I Trains and Cigarettes. . . , , , . . ' . BED C3EETS NDTE FEET LOKGK . : , < Fine $100 to Give Boy "Makings" . . ; ; Nude Art Goes : - Publish. Scan- < . , dal Mercy , No ! . That sentiment In Missouri : is drift- . . ing toward the puritanical is evi ( denced by a glance at some of the eighty new laws enacted by the State Legislature last winter and which have now become effective. One meas- ure provides that even the nude in art must go. Another makes it an offense , punishable by fine or jail sen- tence , for any newspaper or periodical to publish scandalous items , even though they be a matter of record in court. Revolvers , "knucks : , " dirks and all deadly weapons are practically driven from the State. A dealer may not even exhibit these weapons in his show windows , and if any one other than an officer be found with one in his possession , "it's the 'pen' for him. " Except on dining cars no liquor , may be drunk on any train within the borders of the State. Colored and I white women are to be segregated hereafter in the State reform schools. Because a Kansas City man covertly I hooked up an electric fan with an dectrTc 'i wire passing his lodgings by means of a steel "stick" umbrella , a law was passed making it a felony to steal electric power. It will be a mis- demeanor to publish anything promot- ing , divorces. Any boy under 18 years of age caught smoking a cigarette will be liable to a fine of $10 , and anyone selling to such a youth , or giving to him a cigarette , or "the makings , " will be liable to a fine up to $100 , one-half of which is to go to the informer. A hog , no matter how much of a razor-back , is to be held to be worth more than $30 for criminal prosecu tion purposes , at least. It will be ii grand larceny : to steal one. The new game law is practically prohibitive. The man who never hunts will feel it , in that it is to be a jail . offense to sell any game whatever in the State. There will be no more game served in restaurants. Hunters I may eat what they kill , or may give it away , but they may not sell it. No game may be shipped into Missouri : from other States. Traveling men now sleep under nine-foot bedsheets , made that long so as to fold back over antique "com- forts. - "Coke" fiends may find themselves deprived of the right to run their own business by the appearance of a . guardian. One more law of State-wide impor- tance limits the working hours for women to fifty-four in the . week. DIVORCES MEAN U. S. FALL. \ Archbishop Glennon Says Evil Will Ruin Republic. Declaring the greatest curse that hovers over the United States is the divorce evil , Archbishop Glennon , of St. Louis , delivered a masterful ser- mon at the dedication of the Cathedral of St. Mary : Magdalene in Salt Lake. Cardinal Gibbons was present. Arch- bishop Glennon said : "We are going . through a crisis. Haw < long will it stand , this republic of ours , if the home begins to fall ? When the home falls the republic falls , and when the republic falls , the last support of lib- erty t and progress falls. Our homes are overshadowed by divorce. With every divorce at least one home is broken and one home is ruined. If we would maintain the standard of Chris- tianity we must maintain its sweetest blossom , the Christian home. " LnHt of the Staple Coaches. The last of the old-fashioned stage coaches that supplied the scattered 1 settlers of the plains country in southwestern Kansas wtih . mail from the outside world once each week will soon be discarded and automobiles will : take their place. In that coun- try of long distances the settlers and ranchers are so progressive that they want to hear from -the outside world every day. The twice-a-week mail service with stage coaches and buck- boards would not do. The railroads have halted and hesitated about plunging through this long stretch of plains country and the lonely settlers of .the prairies appealed to Uncle Sam for relief. The . government is now determining the feasibility of serving t the people living in three counties in , southwestern Kansas and one county In southeastern Colorado with a daily mail service by automobile. In vest I prating ' Straw DI. ease. Dr. Joseph Goldberger , of the Ma- rine . Hospital service staff . , who was . . . . . . . sent to Philadelphia to investigato the nature of the epidemic known as straw disease , because first taken : by members of a yacht crew who slept on fresh straw beds , has proved at least its infectious character by at once catching the disease. The disease is , described by the city health authori- ties as a hlvelike inflammation : of the skin , resembling chicken : pox , ordin \ ary hives and Itch. Dr. Goldberger , to make the test , held his bare arm in . contact with the straw taken from one of the beds on which a person , afflicted with the disease had lain. " I - , . . . . ' - . . . . " & i ; ; RECORD BREAKER. . ' . d . . & L&r : . T . \ < . . I. . . . , ' N : : lIP ' i . " i , f 'N / . / ? . ' ' . . . ' : : ! , : - . ' . : . . . I 'I ; , - ! J , - ' . . . . . "S . . ' . S ' : : : T , \ . . ' , . . ' , . . . )4 ) : : ! ' . . \ ' " ' . . . CALLS INHERITED RICHES EVIL. Aged Millionaire with Large Family Leaves Wealth to Church. Theodore Harris , the aged banker who died a few days ago in Louisville , leaving more than $1,000,000 , left practically his entire estate to the Baptists of Kentucky. He left com- paratively * few cash bequests to his family , which is large. His blood heirs will have a life tenure in certain por- tions of his estate , enough to net them an income of $150 a month each. In his will , written and signed on April 15 , 1907 , he provides further that should the beneficiaries he names die or become otherwise disqualified , the portion set aside for them shall re vert to the estate as a whole and be paid eventually into the hands of the Baptist Church organizations. The discrepancy between his be- quests to the church and those to his own children he explains by saying : "The observations of a long life have taught me that inherited wealth is sel- dom useful to the one inheriting it , while , on the other hand , with the blessings of God , these benefactions will do good to thousands yet un born. " FIGHT FOR THE PENNANTS. 'f' Standing : of Clubs in the Principal Base Ball ILeagrues. NATIONAL , LEAGUE W. L. W. L. Pittsburg .76 29 Philadel'a .47 57 Chicago . . .70 35 St. Louis . .43 60 New York.63 38 Brooklyn. . 37 65 Cincinnati .53 52 Boston . . . .26 79 AMERICAN LEAGUE. W. L. W. L. Philadel'a .67 42 Chicago . , . .53 55 Boston . . .67 44 New York..49 58 Detroit . . .65 43 St. Louis . .45 62 Cleveland .57 54 Wash'gton .32 77 AMEBICAN ASSOCIATION. W. L. W. L. Minn'polis .70 54 St. Paul . . .58 63 Milw'kee . .67 54 Kan. City..58 63 Louisville .63 60 Ind'polis . .57 67 Columbus .61 62 Toledo . . . .56 67 . BBS &ENDS 0r wwww Country Jay , the 13-year-old trot- : er , in the grand circuit races at the State fair at Detroit reduced his rec- ord from 2:11 to 2:074. The old geld ing : was not considered in the betting and sold in a $12 field in pools of $492. Harry G. Legg , of the Minikahda Club , Minneapolis , won the trans- Iis- sissippi golf championship by defeat- ing Bernard G. Guinand , of the Wavel Club , of Des Moines , 10 to 8 to play in the final match at the Des Moines Golf and Country Club. , The Glidden tourists , while in the Twin Cities , were entertained at M. W. Savage's stock farm by a race in which Dan Patch and Minor Heir paced a dead heat. It was a magnificent race , the time being variously figured at from 2:05 % to 2:06 % . Fifteen Russian racing horses of the . famous Orluff breed from the imperial racing stables of Moscow : are to be ex- hibited in America this fall at various State fairs to determine whether or not there is sufficient Interest in this class of animals to warrant importa- tion for sale. , I . BANK ROBBERS KILL AND WOUND Surprised in Oklahoma Town , They Slay Marshal , Injure Cashier. Two robbers , surprised while loot- Ing the State Bank at Kiefer , Okla. , Monday night , shot and killed City Marshal Inford and probably : fatally wounded Cashier Calmer Wobling. They escaped. A posse was quickly organized and hurried in pursuit. Cashier Wobling , who lives over the bank , was awakened by a noise in the bank shortly after midnight. Upon investigation he saw by the dim light burning in the rear two men at work on the vault door. Hastily sum- moning Marshal Inford , he procured a revolver. The marshal and cashier entered the bank by the front door while the robbers were busily engaged in drilling the safe door. A slight noise made by the city marshal at- tracted the attention of the robbers. The next moment they extinguished the light and then opened fire. After half a dozen shots had been ex- changed , Inford sank to the floor with a bullet through the head. The next moment Wobling also fell , shot through the chest. Then both robbers hurried for the ' 'door and fled. The men had just succeeded in drilling the safe and were preparing to pour inI I nitroglycerin when surprised at their work. ALABAMA TO BE DRYEST STATE. ! i House Passes Bill Prohibiting Sale : or Shipping : of Liquor. In almost a frenzy the House mem- bers of the Alabama Legislature on Friday made a violent assault on the I sale , of intoxicants of all kinds , pass I ing the Fuller bill , beyond ; question the most drastic ever offered in the South. By its provisions no liquors may be sold ; no advertisement of liquors may appear in any paper or upon any billboard , and no train may leave a car that contains liquor upon any track. No place of selling any sort of goods may be called a saloon. Officers may raid any place under sus- picion and destroy goods found. The presence of an internal revenue li- cense , whether liquor is found or not , is prima facie evidence of guilt and the proprietor may be arrested. KILLS RELATIVE AS THIEF. Kentucky Man Also Shoots at Sister Who Is Guest at His Home. Believing they were burglars trying to break into his house at Fulton , Ky. , George Speed shot and instantly killed his brother-in-law , Abe Vinson , and fired upon but missed his sister , Vinson's wife. Mr. and Mrs. Vinson were guests at the home of Speed. Be- cause of the heat they went out on the balcony to sleep for a while. When they were returning they were discov- ered by Speed , who fired without mak ing an investigation. , Argentine Admits American Cattle. Cattle from the United States here- after will be allowed importation into Argentine , the president of that coun- try having rescinded the embargo against such entry. The action of Con- gress in putting hides on the free list is believed to have influenced Argen- tina to take this step. Hindoo Murderer Hanged. Madarial Dhinagri , the Indian stu- dent . who shot and , killed Lieut.-Col. Sir William Hutt Curzon Wyllie and Dr. Cawal Lalcaca , has been hanged in London. . , , . . < " ; ' - , , , , FIND COAL FRAUDS IN ALASKA. Ballinger to Begin Prosecution in Seattle Shortly. Investigations that have been under way for some time-which have been laid before Secretaary of the Interior Ballinger and Commissioner Fred Den- nett of the General Land Office-will unquestionably prove one of the great- est scandals in connection with land fraud investigations ever brought to light by the General Land Office. It is known that in the valuable coal fields of Alaska many thousand acres of land have been fraudulently filed upon and attempts made to force the department , through financial , po litical and even social pressure , to pat. ent these lands. Secretary Ballinger and Commissioner. Dennett have evi- dence showing unlawful combination of nearly 500 coal entries in Alaska. Commissioner Dennett , while' in Den- ver recently , it is understood , said these entries would be canceled. To that end hearings will shortly begin , and the General Land Office has as- signed its best coal engineers'and law- yers to Seattle to aid in the coming trial. , Several railroad corporations owned in New York , Boston and Philadelphia are making indirect efforts to delay these land hearings , hoping that the next Congress will pass legislation to permit of greater consolidation of coal entries or else pass a curative act le galizing the entries about to be at- tacked. KANSAS TOWN BARS SWEARING. Only "By Chowder" Is Permitted in Once "Wicked Wnterville. "By chowder" is the official swear at Waterville Kan. , now. The people of this burg cannot use any cuss words stronger than that under pain of go- ing to jail. The street loafers of Wa- terville , it was charged , became so profane that the women of the town hesitated about going out on the streets. They would rather stay at home than to hear men using vile lan- guage. The merchants felt the loss of the women's trade keenly and prevaIl- ed upon the City Council to enact a drastic law against swearing. In obe- dience to the demand , the Council made it a misdemeanor , punishable by a fine and Imprisonment , to swear within the city limits. In order to help the chronic cussers out , however , the Council ruled that "by chowder" would not be considered a swear word. G ! VYx , s - -d 7. . \ An explosion of fire damp occurred in one of the mines at Clermont , Fer- rand , France , which resulted in the death of twelve miners. All the members of the cabinet of President Gomez of Cuba , except the Secretary of Justice , resigned to ena- ble the president to reconstruct It in accordance with/ popular demands. The South Australian government has purchased 1,600 acres of land for the purpose of encouraging and dem- onstrating the best methods of dairy farming. A government expert is to have charge of the farm. - . - - . - WEST SWEPT B2 HEAT WAVE. - - Oklahoma Thermometer , . ! toisters 112 , Hottest in Fifteen Years. Unusually intense heat , officially re corded by the government weather bu- reau as high as 110 degrees , caused at least three deaths Monday in Kan- sas City , numerous prostrations and much damage to crops In Missouri , Kansas , Oklahoma , and the Southwest generally. Throughout the Southwest the day was the most trying since the devastating drought of 1901. As the withering winds swept across the plains much vegetation fell. The day "as the hottest Topeka has had in eight , years , 102 degrees being official- recorded. T\vo prostrations result- ed there. The past eight days in Kan- sas have shown a maximum tempera- ture above 90 degrees and a minimum which has now been below 70-the hotteat period of that length of time since 1901. In Oklahoma City the government thermometer registered 103 , while thermometers In the business district , reached 112. It was the hottest day recorded there in fifteen yars. At Muskogee the government thermome- ter registered 110. This was the high- est recorded in the three Stats. Dis- patches state Oklahoma crops have been materialy damaged by the sultry wind. Enid , Okla. , reported 105 ; Fort Smith , Ark. , 102 ; Concordia , Kan. , 102 , -and Lamar , Mo. , 101. Three deaths were reported in St. Joseph , Mo. : , due to the heat , among them be- ing William A. Kenyon , a civil war veteran , aged 74. Reports from the Panhandle in Tex- as indicate that moderate temperature has prevailed on account of the alti tude and prevailing winds. EXTRA SESSION COST $500,000. Uncle Sam Pays Out Large Sum to Pass Tariff Bill. I Further investigation of the cost of I passing the tariff law shows that be fore Uncle Samuel gets through foot ing the bills of the lawmakers in curred during the special session he will have to pay out close to 500000. The principal item of expense is the I mileage , because every member 'Of ' i both houses is allowed mileage at the rate of 20 cents a mile from his home to Washington for every session which he attends. By the time the Sena tors and Representatives from the Pa cific coast put in their bills this ac count is pretty big. Members of the House get just $154,000 , while Sena tors took away from the Treasury $47 , . 000 for traveling expenses. Extra pay for the employes of the Senate amounted to something more than $73,000 , and as there are many more clerks , messengers and other workers on the House side , it is estimated that the pay for extra services of the em ployes was about 100000. The urg ent deficiency bill carried an item of $25,000 for general expenses , and it is said that most of this was used for expediting the passage of the tariff bill. The official reporters of both houses got about $10,000 to pay extra clerk hire and other expenses. BONES BARE OLD TRAGEDY. Fifteen Skeletons with Coins Dated 1729 Dug Up in Washington. Fifteen skeletons , lying together In such a position as to Indicate hasty burial , and three English copper coins bearing the date 1712 found with the skeletons during the excavating for the United States Medical School Hos pital , near the banks of the Potomac , . bring to light , it is believed , some In. dian or piratical tragedy of early I American days. As authentic history sheds no illuminating ray on the case , the finger of suspicion wavers in its pointing , looking first toward the red man who stole silently along the wooded Potomac banks a century and a half ago , then to a mythical pirate crew which is believed to have made its rendezvous in the upper Potomac , and lastly to a mutiny-infested slave- trading vessel. But the bones may re main forever as silent as they were in the grave. ! Powder Explosloa : : Kills Two. Two men were killed and propertj to the value of $25,000 was destroyed in an explosion at the Aetna Powder Mill at Aetna , Ind. , Friday. The er- : : plosion occurred in the gelatin mixer department. The shock broke glass in windows for miles around and in the city of Aetna scarcely a window glass remained. Desire to Kill : Grips "Woman. Every time : iIrs.Iaria Coseo , of Middletown , N. Y. , sees her husband she feels like killing him , and , as she does not want to commit murder , she has asked : the police to send her to jail or have hec deported to Italy to avert a tragedy in her home circle. COO Drowned ; Ship Sinks. It is now certain that the Australian steamer Waratah , now a fortnight over due , with 300 persons aboard , has been lost at sea. A Xatal steamer'arriving at Durban reported passing four bodies floating ten miles from shore. Police Dosrs Are Permanent. After a careful investigation , Com missioner Baker , of New York City , has come to the conclusion that the police dogs have carried for them selves a permanent place in the ma chinery of the police department. Robbed of § . . , S10 in Depot. Pickpockets robbed Robert Miller , a merchant of Sheridan , N. Y. , in the Polk street depot in Chicago. They stole $170 and certificates of deposit for 2640. , { -1 DEATH TAKES DR. H. W. THOMAS - - Founder of the People's Church , Chi- cago , Erpircs in Florida. One of Chicago's , most noted clergy- men of days bone by has been claim- : d by death. The Rev. Hiram W. Thomas died Thursday night at De Funlak " Springs , Fla. , where ho had lived recently because of his feeble aealth. The body was taken to Cr- : : ago for burial. . Jenkin Lloyd . ' os : Df All Souls' Church conducted t'.ie ' ( u- aeral : services. Dr. Thomas ! ranked with Prof. Ha- rid Swing as one of the most nored preachers ; of the West when both w , -r& tried and convicted of heresy nearly a generation ago. Theological opinion. have changed since then and many or- thodox clergymen now accept and preach the same doctrines which : aused the expulsion of Thomas and Swing from their respective denomi : nations. After the expulsion of Dr. Thomas from the Methodist Episcopal Church in 1879 , he established the undenomi national People's Church , which held regular services in McVicker's Thea- ter. In 1901 he resigned a. ? pastor find was succeeded by the Rev. Frank Crane. Hirnoi WashIngton Thomas : ; ; was born : n Hampshire : : County. Va. . on April 29 , 1832. He was converted at the age of IS and at once began to prepare to become a clergyman. : He took a private course of study and af- terwardt attended Cooperstown Acad- emy and Berlin College. He came West and joined the lov/a conference ; : cf the Methodist Episcopal Church in 1S3G : ; having married Miss ! Emmeline C. Merrick a ? Pennsylvania the preced ing year. For three years he was chaplain of the Towa penitentiary which position he left to beco'no ! pas- s " ' , r ! - Atil ' + . E „ to V I. ' . t. Sr r ! 4 Y . p 6 REV. DB. H. W. THOMAS. tor of Park Avenue Methodist Episco pal Church in Chicago in 1869. Later he was pastor consecutively of First Methodist Episcopal Church , Chicago . First Church at Aurora and Centen- ary Church , Chicago. While pastor of this church he was accused and ; convicted of heresy. His first wife died on Jan. 5 , 1896. They had seven children , the only sur- viving one being Dr. Homer W. Thom- as of Chicago. Early in 1899 the Rev. Dr. Thomas met Miss Vandalia Var- . num , a lecturer on liberal religion and ethics. They married several months later , and she was ordained soon af terwards as assistant pastor of Peo ple's Church. BOY : BANDITS ROB BANK. Hold Up Caviller , Get $ ' ' ,000 and Flee In Auto - Arrested. Two young men , armed with shot- guns and unmasked , walked into the- Valley Bank of Santa Clara Cal. , shortly after 10 o'clock Friday , and , covering the cashier and his three- clerks , demanded $7,000. After secur- ing the money they fled in a waiting automobile , but were captured two " hours later seven miles from town , submitting without resistance. Th& boy bandits appear to be under 19 years old. They are well dressed and apparently come from good families. HANGS HIMSELF NEAR HOARD. Economical Hnnband " ' ' 'ho.e Wife Left Him Had $2,119 In Garret. When Albert Burt's wife left him ieveral weeks ago she said he was so economical that she could not stand it any longer , and in a few days he committed suicide. Mrs. Burt has re turned to their home at Mineola , L. I. , and has just found $2,119 hidden in the rafters of the garret where her husband hanged himself. With the ex pectation of finding much more money she has begun a systematic search of the house. BARS "GRIPS" OF NEGRO LODGES. Georgia I . aiv Also "Wipes Out Colored Lodges of Elk and Pythian A recent act of the Georgia Leg- islature prohibits the use by negro secret socities of the insignia , ritual- istic work , grips , etc. , or orders com- posed of whites. The act legislates . out of existence the organization of ' Elks and Knights of Pythias but the negro Masonic and Odd Fellow organ- izations may continue in operation by changing their badges , rituals , grips , etc. , as the latter have names slightly different from the white Masonic and Odd Fellow organizations. BOYCOTT WORRIES ENGLISH. Proposed Hindoo Move May Mean : : $1OOOOOOOO Annual Loaa. English merchants are plainly per- turbed to-day over the outcome of the Indian boycott on English goods. I ? the boycott becomes as effective aa. . now feared It will make a loss of $100,000,000 annually by English mer- chants and the gain of this in trade- by American , German and Japanese merchants.