Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, August 12, 1909, Image 7

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- For Livir , Bladder , Kidney
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lI l Haarlem Oil
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You will find that relief follows the use of
i Che first capsule. This time-honored and effec
. , tive "home remedy" has a reputation of over
$00 years back of it. GOLD MEDAL HAAR
.1 . " LEM OIL is the ONLY genuine.
I ' Kolland / Medicine Co. , Scranton , Pa.
( Dear Sirs : I must say that your Gold Med
i . ; al Haarlem Oil is the greatest medicine in the
_ erld. My back was in a bad fix for six
f 4 weeks , and I have been taking your Haarlem
I . QU two niffhts , and the pain is all gone. I
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r 1rill do all I can for you. : Wishing you good
1 hck , I remain Your friend ,
ANTHONY C. MORAN ,
Hastings-on-Hudson
F. O. Box 201 , Feb. 19 , 1909. New York
I , Capsules 25 and 50 cents. Bottles 15c and
! Sic , at all druggists. '
HOLLAND MEDICINE CO. ,
. Sole Importers Scranton , Pa.
If your Drugpist cannot supply you ,
write us direct.
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TOilET Ari1fIiPTliJ
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? U Paxtine excels any dentifrice
THE T 6 U'1 in cleansing , whiteninp and . ; !
removing tartar from the teeth besides dntrcying
all germs of decay and ducase which ordinary
' tooth preparations cannot do.
' Paztine used m u mouth
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and throat perifies the breath , and kills the germ
which collect in the mouth causing sore throat ,
bad teeth bed breath and ma-1' wk ! . * .
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PBJE1 TWW ? & when inflamed , tirr-i : , act i'o
. B H MlflP la Bo & IP & SnTfcS * and burn , rnny be icstautly :
relieved and strengthened by Fnxline. .
P * $ ° 3DAK2S'yi ' Yaaino ; IiI destroy : the jjermi
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Bammation and stop the discharge. : I rj : is a sure
i remedy for uterine catarrh. '
; , Paxtine is a harmless yet po-verfal _
Brmicide.disinfedant and deodorizer. , 'I , , -
Used in bathing it destroys odors and ; i. r o
leaves the body antiseptically clean. . , .
FOR SALE : AT . DRUG STORES.SOc. : '
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H OR PO3TPAID BY MAIL.
URGE SAMPLE FREE !
. THE PAXTON TOILET CO. . BOSTON. MA6&
, .Nothing Too Good
for you. That's why we want - yon
' , to take CASCARETS for liver and
bowels. It's not advertising talk-
but merit - the ! great , wonderful ,
[ , lasting merit of CASCARETS that
! ' we want you to know by trial. Then
_ : you'll have faith-and join the mil-
( : lions who keep well by CASCA-
VETS alone. 9 ° *
CASCARETS Joe a box for week's
1 treatment , all druggists. Biggest seller
ia Ui % vorld. Miluoa boxes a month.
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. I. i The Point of View.
' . t "This man is not insane , " said the
. . , . , lawyer , "and never has been. To keep
\ . ' him in an asylum is a blow , sir di-
" ' irected against human rights , an as-
'sault ' upon the sacred institution . of
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to liberty , , an- "
l "But did you not prove last week ,
when he was on trial for murder , that
he had been from birth a raving ma
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niac ? " interposed the court.
The lawyer smiled in a superior
, way. "Surely , " he said , "your honor
' would not have it believed that this
court is on the intellectual plane of
jthat } r jur ' . " Philadelphia Ledger.
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Per Infants and Children.
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1 A Coutngrious Idea.
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Imitation may be a nuisance rather
, than a form of flattery. A writer in
/the / Outlook tells of an incident in a
panic which is as amusing as it is
robable. The teller was asked by a
woman for a new envelope for her
I 1' . bank-book. It was passed out , and
J -J ithe lady behind , noting that her own
envelope was a trifle dingy , also afiked
\tor \ j a fresh one.
r The third woman said , "Me , too , " or
5-words to that effect , and so it went
, down the line. When the teller's pa-
jjfcience and his stock of envelopes
threatened to give out , he determined
ko call a halt.
( A fastidiously dressed lady appeared
pt / the window , holding out a perfect-
ly gloved hand.
f I 'I should like one , too , please , " said
ishe.
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CHIEE : DECK-EASES.
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Hides . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ . . . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 p , c. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Free
Iron oro . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40 cents a ton . . . . . . . .15 cents a ton
Bituminous coal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .67 cents a ton . . . . . . . . . 45 cents a ton
Petroleum , crude or refinoo . . . . . . . . . Coun terva1ling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Free
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Rough . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ . . . . . . . . . $2 1\1 ft. . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.25 M ft.
Finished . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . $2 to $4 : \1 ft. . . . . $1.25 to $2.75 1\1 ft.
Timber , round , hewn , un- . f I
sawed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 cent cubic ft. . . . . . . i/ , . cent cubic ft.
Wood pulp . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ . . . . 1-12 cent lb. . - . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fre
, Print paper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . 3-10 cent lb. . . . . . . . . . . 3-1G cent lb.
Leather , rough and sole . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 p. C..5 p. c.
Boots and shoes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 p. c. . . . . . . . . . . . , 15 p. c.
Same , after Oct. 1 , 1909 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 25 p. c. . . . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . 10 p. c.
Agricultural implements . . . . . . . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . 20 p. c. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 p. c.
Wors of art , 20 years old . . . . . : : . . . . . . . . . . . 20 p. C. . . . . . . . . . Free
Pig iron . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . $4 a ton . . . . . . . . . . . $2.50 a ton
Scrap iron and steel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $4 a ton . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1 a ton
Bar iron . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . G-lO , cent a lb. . . . . . . . . .3-10 cent a lb.
Structural steel unpunched . . . . . . . . . . . 5-10 cent lb. . . . . . :1-10 : and 14-10 ' cent
Sugar , refined . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.95 cents lb. . . . . . . . . . . 1.91 cents : 0.
I Fresh meat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 cents lb. . . . . . . . : . . 1 ; ! cents lb.
. . CEIEF INCHEASE3.
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Ifelnp' . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $20 a ton 1 . . . . . . . . . . . $22.50 a ton.
Hemp , hackled . . . . . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $40 a ton . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ ,15 a ton.
Calamine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . Frec . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.fc lb.
Spirits and cordials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $2.25 pf. b a1. . . . . . . . . . . . $ - .GO pro gal
Still wines . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _ . . . . . . . . . . . . JjOc gal. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GOc gal.
l\faJt lines . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40c gal. . . . . . . . . . . . . 45c gal.
Fruit juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GOc gal. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 70c gal.
Cotton hose- " . t
Valued not aho\'c $ 1 a do ? . . . . . 50c . and 15 p. C. . . . 70c . and 15 p. c.
Valued from $1 to $1.50. . . . , " . 60c doz. and 15 p. C. . . .85c doz. and 15 p. C.
Valued from $1.40 to $2. . . . . . . 70c doz. and 15 p. C. . . . ! JOc doz. and 15 p. C.
Shingles . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .30c l\I. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50c l\f.
Razor'alue'.L ! at $3 doz. . . . . . $1.75 doz. and 20 p. C. . $1.80 doz. and 35 p. C.
Antimony ore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Frc ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lc Ib
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Structural steel , fabricated i I' '
and assembled .C . 11' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45 p. C.
Artificial feathers and fruits. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50 p. C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . GO p. c
Cosmetics , dentifrices , etc. . . . , . . . . . . , . . . . . . 50 p. c. . . . . . . . . . . . . GO p. c.
Polisheplate glass not over .
24 by 30 inches . . . . . . . . . . . . .lOe sq ft. . and 5 p. C. 12Jkc sq. ft. and 5 p. C.
Broom forn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Free . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $3 a ton
Hops . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12c lb. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16c lb.
I POST : CARDS KEPT OUT OF MAIL. "
Thousands of Tinseled Missives Sent
to "Dead Letter Office Daily.
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Failure to inclose tinseled or frosted ,
post cards in tightly sealed envelopes
to prevent the escape of particles of
tinsel , -nica and the like , as required :
by the postal regulations , is causing
from 15,000 to 20,000 of such cards to
be withdrawn from the mails and sent
to the dead letter office of the Post
Office Department every day. Follow-
ing the issuance of an order by the
department declaring cards of such
character to be unmailable unless in-
closed in envelopes so treated as to
prevent injuries to employes , post card
dealers Iregan supplying their custom-
ers with flimsy transparent envelopes
for inclosing the cards , which has re
sulted in much difficulty to the depa ; t-
ment. The postage stamp is frequent-
ly placed on the card inside the en-
velope , thereby preventing its cancel-
lation , and the envelopes fail to pre
vent the escape of particles , which fill
the air in postal cars , thereby causing
inflammation of the eyes of railway
mail clerks.
T.A < 'a. TRAFFIC GROWS DECIDED
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5-nalness Improvement Shown by
Government Figures for June.
Considerable Improvement in the
busines situation compared with con-
ditions a year ago is noted in a re
port by the National bureau of sta -
tistics for June. It is shown that do-
mestic shipments of leading classes of
commodities from lake ports reached
10,179,633 net tons , compared with
7,427,616 net tons in June , 1908. Do
mestic shipments for the current sea-
son to the end of June are 19,589,552
tons - about 65 per cent in excess of
the total domestic shipments for the
corresponding period of 1908 Iron-ore
shipments for the month , 5,250,657
gross tons , were more than double
those in June , 1908.
More than 53 per cent of the June
shipments came from Dul-uth and Su
perior.
Soft coal cargoes , amounting to
1,767,098 net tons , were about 17 per
cent below the 1908 figures , although
the season's shipments , 3,368,262 net
tons , were nearly 18 per cent highei
than last year. Shipments of hard
coal during June , principally from
Erie , Buffalo and Oswego , aggregating
506,401 net tons , also proceeded at a
tower rate than in 1908.
Lumber shipments were far in ex
cess of those in June , 1908 , and it is
pointed out that the largely increased
receipts at Chicago , North Tonawanda ,
Detroit and Buffalo 'indicate improved
conditions in the building trade.
Ins First Hnlr Cut at TO.
Harry Sanford , 16 years old , resid
ing near Franklin , Pa. , had his hair
cut for the first time in his life. The
shorn locks weighed more than a
pound. His parents proud of the lux-
uriance ! refused to allow it to be cut ,
but the boy is going to college next
fall and finally decided for himself.
"Pntll he was 8 years old Harry wore
his hair loose about his shoulders , but
of late years he has braided it and let
it hang down under his coat.
The Astor Fuel 3Iaclilae.
The current number of . the Selen
tific American coMains an account of
a new process invented by John Jacob
Astor , the New York multimillionaire ,
for utilizing as fuel the peat deposits.
The process involves ' the disintegrat-
ing of the fiber of the peat so as to
alkrw } it to be thoroughly and uniform-
Iy heated. The machine is to be run
by the gas derived directly from the
peat. Colonel Astor says that he will < <
experiment further .
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CHTOCKES MAY UNITE
Three Pennsylvania Towns Consid
ering Novel Proposition.
D. E. Park , of Pittsburg , who makes
his home in Ebensburg , Pa. , "during
the summer , has offered three Protest-
ant congregations of his town $25,000
on condition that they unite and be-
come one church. One meeting of the
deacons of the three churches has al
ready been held , and the merger is
likely to be consummated.
It is pointed out that the three con-
gregations-the Presbyterian , Congre-
gational and Calvinistic Methodist
could do a much better work were
they united. The Congregational
Church owns a very valuable proper-
ty , consisting of a large edifice and
parsonage , several lots of ground and
two cemeteries. Its property is worth
more than all the other Protestant
properties in Ebensburg.
It is urged that the three churches
unite , buy a property in the central
part of Ebensburg and construct a
large church edifice. It is proposed
to engage a pastor at a salary of about
$3,00Q a year , an assistant at about
$1,000 , a paid organist , musical di-
rector and choir. The membership of
the church would be about 700.
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Exit Clemenceau.
Does Premier Clemenceau was-
now realize the danger there is in saa- I
sin' back-St. Louis Republic. '
M. Clemenceau seems to have touch-
ed the button at the unpsychological
moment.-Galveston News.
M. Clemenceau challenged a back .
fire , and as a result of his bravado was
shot full of boles. - Detroit Free Press.
Possibly M. : Clemenceau will decide
to spend the rest of the summer with
the former shah and the ex-sultan
Richmond Times-Dispatch.
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At this juncture it appears to be up
to the private business of M. Clemen-
ceau to demand all his time and atten-
tion.-Indianapolis News.
This country is fairly well supplied
with medical practitioners , but if Dr.
Clemenceau should see fit to return he
could probably build up a comfortable
practice.-Boston Herald.
The French people , who are now
saying things about M. Clemenceau ,
are handicapped by having no exact
equivalent for the'word "quitter.-
PittsbuEg Gazette-Times.
Saved by a Sea Wall.
Good morning , Galveston. Are you
still there-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Galveston gave that Caribbean hurri-
cane the' granite hand.-Baltimore
Star.
The storm didn't hurt Galveston. So
fine a sea wall is something tov blow
ibout. - Atlanta Constitution.
Man : is not so important , after all ,
if Galveston's sea wall saved the city
from the ocean's fury.-Omaha Bee.
Galveston's sea wall seems to have
stood the test , but it found out what
it was put there for , all right.-Kansas
City Star.
The sea wall of Galveston has repaid
the ; people for the energy , money and
backbone which they put into it. - Au-
justa Chronicle.
The Gulf of Mexico : tried it on again
ind found the joke was on itself. Fore-
warned is forearmed . in Galveston.-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Galveston's sea wall was somewhat
sxpensive , but even the members of
Jalveston's Hammer ar > , d Padlock Club
tow [ admit that it was worth 100 cents
in the dollar-and then some . - Kansas
City Times.
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When the Senate met Friday Sena-
, Or Hale , chairman of the Committee .
on Appropriations , reported the urgenj
deficiency appropriation bill , witb
amendments necessary to carry o.j ! ]
certain provisions of the new tarlfl
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the Senate went into executive sessio ,
and a few minutes later adjourned
until 12 o'clock. Entering upon the
last stages of its consideration by Con.
gress , the tariff bill as reported by
the conferees was submitted to the
House by Chairman Payne and order
sd printed in the Congressional Rec
ord. Three hundred and fifty of the
390 members were in their seats when
Chairman Payne passed up to the
Speaker's desk the bulky document
which has occupied the attention oi
Congress for four and half montha.
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Provision . was . made for the admin-
fstration of the new tariff law by th'a '
idpption ! by the Senate Saturday of
atfmerous [ amendments to the urgent
leficiency appropriation bill , which
nras passed. In addition to the sal-
tries for judges and other officials and
smployes of the new United States
Dourt of Customs Appeals the Senate
ippropriated $100,000 to aid the State
bepartment in treaties $25-
making . - , $25i ; : , ,
)00 ) for the President's traveling ex
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penses - , $ $100,000 to pay the expenses
> f the advisory board which will as .
sist the President in carrying out the
iuties imposed upon him by the max
imum and minimum provision and
100,000 to defray the expenses of a
bureau which will enforce the collec-
tion of the new corporation tax. The .
Senate voted to reduce the salaries
jf the judges of the new Customs ,
Court : to the amount received by I
Judges of United States Circuit
Courts. Salaries _ of the government I
attorneys who will try customs cases
ilso were reduced. The House adopt- I I
? d the conference report on the tariff
bill , 195 to 183 , twenty Republicans I
7oting adversely. A motion to recom-
mit the bill to conference was lost by
v narrow margin.
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Several Senators insisted that the
conference report be read in full : Mon-
day to avoid undue haste , and the Sen-
ate : dragged through a seven-hour ses-
sion. Senator Daniel opened the de-
bate on the report , charging that the
Democratic members of the Finance
Committee had been dealt with unfair-
ly in that they had not been permit-
led to vote in committee on the adop-
tion of the report. He claimed that an
agreement entered into for that pur-
pose with Mr. Aldrich had been vio-
lated. Intentional violation was disa-
vowed by Mr. Aldrich , who could not
agree with Mr. : Daniel as to what had
occurred between them. Senator Bris-
tow said the bill did not keep party
pledges and he would not vote for it.
The conference report on the Philip
pine tariff bill was agreed to by the
House. The measure is supplemen-
tary to the Payne tariff bill and is in-
tended to provide enough additional
revenue to make up the amount which
will be lost to the Philippine govern-
ment by the enactment of the provis
ion for free trade between the United
States and the Philippines. A bill
granting a franchise for the construc-
tion of a dam across the Savannah
River was passed. .The remainder of
the session was taken up with a dis-
cussion of the urgent deficiency ap-
propriation bill as amended by the
Senate. One of the amendments pro-
vided for carriages for the Vice Presi-
dent and the speaker , and all of them
were disagreed to.
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When the Senate met Tuesday il
yas at once apparent that opposition
to the conference report on the tariff
bill had collapsed , and an agreement
was soon reached to vote on the meas
ure at 2 o'clock Thursday. The "West
ern Senators agreed to vote on the
bill at that time under the under-
standing that a concurrent { resolution
would be passed correcting the hide
and leather schedule. The change will
make manufactured leather dutiable
at 10 , instead of 15 per cent. Senator
Culberson said he would seek to have
cotton bagging included in the con
current resolution. Mr. Aldrich in re
plying to Mrv Newlands said that the
conference provision giving the Presi
dent power to secure information on
the maximum and minimum clause
would be found more effective than the
Senate clause. Senator Clapp attacked
the conference report and Senator Me-
Cumber supported it. After being in
session seven minutes the House took
recess until 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
In [ answer to Mr. Clark ( Missouri ) ,
Mr. Dalzell ( Pennsylvania ) said the
idjournment was moved in order that
the : members might take action on the
conference report on the urgent defl-
ciency appropriation bill , and that the
tariff ; bill would not be brought in.
When the House reconvened there was
a very slim attendance , and the report
was not read } ' , so the House aajourn ,
sd.
FROM FAR AND NEAR.
The four-story brick building la
Pittsburg occupied by the Kirby Shoe
Company burned. Loss , $75,000.
Fire that swept the business dis-
trict : of Orange , Va. , caused $75,000
damage , only partially covered by in
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surance. .
While bathing at Medicine Hat , Al.
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berta ) , two employes of the Canadian
Jacifir Railway , John Ritchie and.Wil-
liam Shaw were drowned.
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Reminiscent.
"How long will eggs keep , anyhow
eaid tho casual customer at the lunch
counter.
"I have met some In my career "
answered the dark , gloomy man with
the deep , tragic voice who sat next to
him , "that I am willing to swear had
been kept for not less than two years ,
by Jupiter ! " Chicago Tribune.
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Scald-Like Humor on Her Head
I Troubles Cured " 'by Cnticurn.
"When my little Vivian was about
six months old her head broke out in
boils. She had about sixty in all and
I used Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment which cured her entirely.
Some time later a humor broke out
behind her ears and spread up on to
her head until it was nearly half cov-
ered. The humor looked like a scald ,
- . clear fluid com-
very red with a sticky ,
ing from it. This occurred every
spring. I always used Cuticura : Soap
. anOJDintnient ! which ' never . ! 11U ? cd Jo
lienT it up. The last time t br , ) ke out
I it became so bad . . that I was discour-
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aged. But I coutiiuied the use of Cuti-
I cura Soap , Ointment and Resolvent un-
til she was well and has never been
troubled in the last two years. Mrs.
M. A. Scuwcrin , G74 Spring Wells Ave. ,
Detroit , Mich. , Feb. 24 , 1908. "
Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. , Sole
Props. of Cuticura Remedies Boston.
Remedjes ,
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A New Standard.
I
: "I knew they were putting on airs.
I They let on that their silverware was
all solid and now the whole world
I knows it isn't.
"How did it come out ? " .
I
"Burglars broke into the house the
I other night and didn't take a thing. " - -
Detroit Free Press.
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Ask Your Drusxiat For Allen's Foot - Ease.
"I tried ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE recent-
ly , and have just bought another supply.
It has cured my corns , and the hot , burn-
ing and itching sensation in my feet which
was almost unbearable , and I would not
be without it now. - Mrs. W. J. Walker ,
Camden , N. J. " Sold by all Druggists. 25c.
" . . .
* A Vigorous Critic.
Ruskin was always hot on the trail
of immature critics , but he seems to
have gone beyond himself on a certain
occasion , which Chambers' Journal re
cords , when he threw a large quarto
at A. Stodart Walker's head because
he had dared question the artistic ex-
cellence , in the matter of proportion ,
of Michelangelo's - "Moses" in Rome.
After the throwing was over , Rus-
kin asked :
"How often have you seen it ? "
"Oh , half a dozen times , " Stodart
Walker answered , confidently.
"Good heavens ! " Ruskin cried. "No
man should dare to give an opinion on
any work of art unless he has seen it
every day for six months ; " adding ,
after a pause , "and even then he
should hold his tongue if he has used
his eyes as you seem to have used
them. "
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Those Loving- Friends.
Nan ( exhibiting her latest photograph )
-Don't you think a three-quarters view
' 'better ' than a profile ?
Fan-No , dear ; it shows too much of
the face.
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The near-sighted dame was attending
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domestic was taken by a : stout young
man.
"Well , " she said "that girl isn't much
to look at in the face , but she's got mag-
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Her \ oice.
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voice.Miss I
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Mrs. : Winslow's Soothing Syrup for
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wkind collie. 25c a bottle.
DiscOrdnnt Note.
"Mr. Meekun : , don't you think a . wom
an should receive a man's pay when SM
does a man's work ? "
"Why - er - look at the other side ol
the question a moment , will you ? Think
how many men are doing women's work
and not getting a cent for it ! "
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Foo.d , :
Products
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Corned sJ ,
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There's a marked distinc- :
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Vienna Sausage
Veal Loaf
Evaporated Milk
Baked Beans ' i
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Mixed Pickles ' :
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: "How to make : Good :
Things to Eat" . ;
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TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE.
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Men , Boys , Women , MUses and Children.
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