THE VALENTIHE DEMOCRAT VALENTINE , NEB. r. . M. RICE. - - - - Publisher. "ENEAGED " AT CASTRO -DUTCJI TN VJOLKXT DEMONSTRA TION AT WJ LI7E.MSTAD. 'Vcne/uelan Delivers Hiunblo Apology to Hooting Croud , Wliile Members of His Family Arc Forced to Play the Dutch National Hymn. I The. relations between Venezuela . 'and the Island of Curacao are strain ed to the breaking point. Following a 'long series of what the residents of Curacao regard as antagonistic actions on the part of President Castro di rected against themselves and the Dutch government mobs gathered in Willcmstad Saturday night and Sun day and expressed their resentment In an attack on the home of a Venezue lan who had published statements de rogatory to the residents of the island. They surrounded the German consul- .ate , where the Venezuelan consul had Itaken refuge , and compelled the ordering - -dering out of troops so that the consul ; might be protected from injury. The demonstration before the residence of .the Venezuelan consul , Senor Lopez , occurred Saturday night and although .no actual attack was made it is said ithat two shots were fired from the consul's house , no one being injured Prior to this , at about 10 o'clock ; at. night , a mob numbering about 1,000 gathered in front of the dwelling of a Venezueftin resident who , it is al- Jeged , had insulted Curacao in Vene- 'zuelan papers. They broke down the doors with stones , and , seizing the onan , compelled him to sign a paper which set forth an apology for the publication of the statements with which he was charged. The leaders of the populace also forced him to make a public apology from the bal cony of the home , while the crowd helow hooted in accompaniment. Fur thermore , members of the man's family were compelled to play the Dutch national hymn while the people below shouted "Down with Castro ! iXiong may Wilhelmina live ! " The police were unable to cope with the demonstrators , and their efforts in this direction were somewhat fee ble. No bodily harm was done to any one , but the shouting and cheering continued for a time and then a pro cession \\os formed and a march made on the consul's house. ENJOIN INCREASED HATES. Threatened Action Begun by Shippers of Georgia. On application of the Macon Grocery company and other' mercantile corpo rations of the state of Georgia , Judge Speer , of the United States court , has granted a preliminary injunction re straining the Atlantic Railroad com- .pany. the Louisville and Nashville , the .Nashville , Chattanooga and St. Louis , the Cincinnati , New Orleans and Tex as Pacific from putting into effect the increased rates on shipments of staple products from western to southern .points which the railroads have given notice to the interstate commerce commission will take effect Aug. 1. Judge -Speer will hear arguments on the application on July 29 at Mt. Airy. Ga. The increase , if carried into ef fect , the petition alleges , will cost the shippers and purchasers in Georgia .from $500,000 to $1.000,000 annually. Although a preliminary injunction was granted , the defendant carriers will be given a hearing several days before the rates are to take effect. OLD TIME LAND BOOM. \Vild Scramble for Choice Oklahoma Tracts Staits at Midnight. At midnight Sunday the law remov ing the government restrictions on 9,000.000 acres of Indian lands in east ern Oklahoma went into effect. Every real estate office in that part of the new state was crowded with anxious buyers and sellers of land , money wa changing hands by the hundreds i > f thousands , agents were busy corralling the allottees that had been in practi cal captivity during the past few days. Jeases were being taken on land that Tvas not bought and actual cash was being passed from hand to hand , mak ing the night one of the most exciting in years in Oklahoma. The removal means 9,000,000 of the .20,000,000 acres of Indian lands in tforty counties of eastern Oklahoma which was formerly Indian Territory "becomes salable. Three Persons Drowned. Three persons were drowned by the capsizing of a canoe near Mil waukee late Saturday night. Sioux City Live Stock Market. Saturday's quotations on the Sioux City live stock market follow : Beeves , J6.25 < 5 > 7.25. Top hogs , $6.25. . Dr. Mint Killed 7 > y Auto. Dr. Carlton Flint , a prominent phy sician of New York , who was knocked down by a speeding automobile at Seabright , N. J. , died Sunday. Dr. Flint was prominent4 at the Thaw trials. Oats Corner Broken. A. "natural corner" in oals came tea a sudden end Saturday when the July delivery dropped six cents per bushej ion the board of trade in Chicago. IiAST WOKD TO KOADS. Shippers Give Ultimatum on Kate Increase Issue. The $1,000,000,000 shippers' com bine , formed to resist an advance in railroad rates , has sent an ultimatum to the railroads. Unless the railroads agree to hold the proposed increase in rales in abeyance until their reason ableness or unreasonableness can be passed upon by the intorstrto com merce commission the .shippers v , ill appeal to the courts. It is practically stated in so many words that the ship pers will seek to enjoin the railroads from putting the proposed advance in rates into effect. The shippers refuse to consent to the railroads putting the new rates into effect , leaving the interstate com merce commission to pase upon them after they are in force. The railroads must get the approval of the com merce commission first or the shippers' will fight. In order to give the railroads one more chance the shippers will invite the presidents of all the railroads north of the Ohio river and west of the Mississippi to a conference in Chicago in the near future. Upon the result of this conference depends the greatest battle between the railroads and ship pers ever waged In this country. The decision to invite the railroad presi dents to a final conference before ap pealing to the courts was taken at a meeting of the committee of eighteen appointed at the shippers' conference last May. Of the eighteen members , fourteen were present. BIG VICTRY FOR AMERICANS. Awarded First Place in Great Maraton Race at London- . Dorandoof Italy , who finished first in the Maraton , collasped 200 yard from the finish. lie struggled to hH feet and tried to cover the remaining distance , but was soon down again. He could not continue. His collapse was complete and the officials practic ally carried him to the finish. Hayes , American , came in second without any assistance whatever. The Italia-i flag was raised over the staff in the center of the arena , denoting an Ital ian victory. The Italian spectators showed a great degree of excitement. Dorando was carried from the arena on a stretcher. The Americans en tered a protest against the assistance rendered Doranda at the finish was upheld. Every person on the press stand at the stadium , when the Marathon then was finished , saw the officials pick up the Italian and carry him for a distance of several feet. Hayes fin ished two minutes later without any assistance. Hefferon , South Africa. finished third and Forshaw , Missouri Athletic club , fourth. DISASTER IN BIG TUNNEL. Workmen Bore Into a Subterranean Lake. There was a frightful accident Fri day in Loetschberg tunnel in the Bern ese Alps , Switzerland , which resulted in the death of twenty-five Italian 'workmen. The men were drilling inside - side the tunnel. Without warning their tools pierced a wall that separ ated them from a subterranean river or lake , the existance of which was not known. The wall gave way with a crash and a torrent of water and mud rushed into the tunnel and filled it. All the workmen were drowned. THREE KILLED IN A STORM. Half Hundred More Injured in Camp on the Gettysburg Field. An all night seach throughtout Camp Hayes , where 10,000 men of the National Guard of Pennsylvania are in camp , which Thursday night was vis ited by a terrible electrical wind storm , shows three soldiers were struck dead by lightning , and nearly half a hun dred other persons injured by elec trical bolts or otherwise hurt. It was probably the wildest night the histor ic battleground has experienced since the memorable July days of 1SG3. Ten to Twenty Perish. The steamer Bakkelaget. of Chris- tiania. engaged in the local passenger trade , was in a collision with the steamer Goteborg. She was cut through amidships and sank in a few moments. From ton to twenty of the Bakkelaget's passengers are believed to have been drowned. Kansas Banker Convicted. After being out two days and two nights the jury in the case of Edward Bockemohle , president of the defunct bank of Ellinwood , Kan. , found the defendant guilty on one Count charg ing him with receiving deposits after the limit of thirty days. Sentence was deferred. Funeral of Bishop Potter. The funeral of the late Bishop Hen ry Codman Potter , seventh Protestant bishop of the diocese of New York , was held in Cooperstown , N. Y. , Friday morning. The services were in Christ church , in which James Fennimore Cooper worshiped in his lifetime. Xccktie Causes Seaman's Death. Joseph J. Henry , an ordinary sea man on the Mississippi , was killed dur ing a gun drill at Newport , R. I. Hen rys' necktie caught in the training ( cogs of a gu'n and he Avas drawn into 'the marchinery. Fire at Leonard. N. D. Fire at Leonard , twenty miles from Fargo , N. U. , did damage to the ex- itent of $75,000. Four buildings were .destroyed with their contents * NO RES I i-OR OCTOPUS. Roosevelt- Promptly Resumes Trail ol Oil Company. President Roosevelt has announced in unmistakable terms the determina tion of the administration to proei ed with the prosecution of the Standard Oil case , despite the decision adverse to the government handed down by the United States court of appeals. This decision , the president thinks , in novty makea known his decision to cu"o the action to bo brought again before the courts in such shape , if possible , as to prevent technicalities interfering with a decision based upon the actual issues involved. The statement in the matter made public by Secretary Loeb is as fol lows : "The president has directed the at torney general to immediately take steps for the retrial or the Standard Oil case. The reversal of the decision of the lower court does not in any shape or way touch the merits of the case except insofar as vthe size of the fine is concerned. "There is absolutely no question of the guilt of the defendants or of the exceptionally grave character of the offense. The president would regard it as a gross miscarriage of justice if through ajiy technicalities of any kind the defendant escaped the pun ishment which would have unques tionably beuii meted out to any weaker defendant who had been found guilty of such offenses. "The president will do everything in his power to prevent any such mis carriage of justice. With this pur pose in view the president has direct ed the attorney general to bring into consultation Frank B. Kellogg in the matter and to do everything possible to bring the offenders to justice. " BLOODY TRAIL IN BOSTON. Outlaws Killed Two and Wounded Do/en More. At daylight Thursday morning a man suppposed to be one of the band its who had terrorized the Jamaica Plains district , near Boston , was shot and killed while in ambush in the For est Hills cemetery. His body literally was riddled with bullets from the re volvers of the policemen. About daybreak the officers , who had been guarding a cemetery to pre vent the outlaws' escape , were given an order to advance toward the cen ter of the cemetery. Scarcely a quar ter of an hour later a man sprung up in front of the officers at the south side < > f the cemetery and started off on a run. After a long chase he took refuge in a bit of shrubbery and made his final stand. He was immediately sur rounded by policemen , who poured n- volver shots into the brush , , which rid dled the desperado's body. Shortly afterwards a second man was captured , but doubt arising as to his identity the officers continued to earch for a third man. GREAT SWINDLE IS CHARGED. Promoters Aliened to Have Made Millions. The federal grand jury of Chicago. Thursday returned indictments against twenty-nine mail order houses whose illegal profits aiv alleged to have been between $4,000,000 and $5,000,000 for using the mails to defraud ; twenty- eight indictments in the crusade against the "white slave" traffic , and ten indictments against the Illinois Central and Rock Island roads for is suing passes to fruit shippers. Among the indictments charging il legal use of the mails was a joint bill against Birch F. Thomas and Edward Rhodus , promoters of alleged fraude- ! ent operations in the Central Life Se curities , Republic Life Insurance and Merchantile Finance companies and a number of other concerns said to have been used for swindling operations. Gans-Nelson Mill Off. The Gans-Nelson fight scheduled for Labor day at Ely , Nev. , has been called off by the promoter , "Tex" Richard , who says he is unable to make satis factory arrangements with the rail roads for rates from Utah and Califor nia points. He will lose his $1,000 forfeit. Many Facing Starvation. Alderman John Shattuck , of Lake Charles. La. , returned Thursday from a tour of the Hooded district along the Red river and deckired conditions- there were , pitiable. Practically every vestige of anythin with which to sustain life has been swept away and in numerous instances people are fac ing starvation. Officer Killed by Tramps. In a hand to hand battle with a gang of tramps whom the police were attempting to arrest Charles Kane , of Middletown , N. Y. , who had been call ed upon by the police to assist them , was so severely beaten that he died a few minutes later. The tramps es- caped. Ratifies Arbitration Treaty. Counselor Matsui , of the Japanese embassy , Thursday informed Acting Secretary Bacon , of the state depart ment , that the emperor had ratified the arbitration treaty between the United States and Japan. Count for Mrs. Stetson. Mrs. Sarah Stetson , widow of the late millionaire hat manufacturer , John 13. Stetson , was married to Count Santa Eulalia , of Portugal , by Monsignor - nor Turner , chancelor of the archdio cese of Philadelphia. Founded Humane Society. John G. Shortal , founder of the American Humane association , died at his home at Winnetlca , 111..Thurs day , aged 70 years. g g * ? fQ M C IIP II ? I * l ' * * IliTEREST H3 HAPPENINGS B Fro i Pay to Da ] Condensed FOR OUR SUSY READERS JOK \ YMUEVA ; \ Boy fmfrhciiiiil n LuiistPii Applies to Governor. Joe * Warren , convicted wi'h Jay O'Hearn , Leo Angus and Raymond Nelson , of having murdered Nels ? Lausten , a .saloon keeper on Cumins street in Omaha in 1906. has applied to the governor for a parole. The prisoner's grandfather. Col. J. K.Ytsr. . appeared for him , and made a strong plea to the governor. The governor listened attentively to the reasons foi the asking for the parole and took th" matter under advisement. Warren has been in the prison less than t\vo years and unless the sentence is commuted he couid not be parol" < l until he has served three years. the minimum. Col. West told Gov. Shel don that if he would parole Warren he 'would give him a home on his fiOO-acre ranch near Bushvllle. AVarren's moth- erand brother are now on the ranch and Col. West's proposition was to give the prisoner a home there and to turn over the tract of land to him and his brother , when the brother has at tained his majority. Warren told the governor that while in prison he acquired the "dope" habit. a prisoner by the name of Gould , who has since served out his time , selling the morphine to the other prisoners for $2. Warren "was unable to tell where Gould secured the morphine. lie says he bos cured himself of th ° morphine habit and does not crave for it now. JEALOUS FAlI3ir.ll SHOOTS AVTFK. Drc s Her Wound- : and Then Gives Himself Up. Johnson Teten. a young farmer. liv ing near Ta I in age. in a fit of jealousy , shot his \yife four times , inflicting se rious , though , it is believed , not fatal , injuries. He had just [ returned home from Kansas , where he had been for the last nine months , having left home because of jealousy. A short time ago he wrote his wife he wa coming home to kill her. On his arrival at home he went tn the house , where he met his wife She refused to speak to him and be drew a gun and shot her. lie then helped wash and dress the wounds afterward mounting a horse and corn- ins ? to Nebraska City , where he gave himself up. He is now in jail. Teten had said he intended killing his wife and himself , lie and his wife were married about twelve years ago ind have six children. The parents of both are wealthy and th y live on a farm belonging to Teten's father. Phy- < icifins who were summoned think Mr ; . Teten will live. XTTKi : DAY FOR OSCKOLA. Varied Western Sports Enjoyed by 10Ic ! County People. Frontier day was an attraction in Csceola Wednesday , attended Ijy .1 : , irge number of people from this and Adjoining counties. The program Con sisted of broncho ridfng. roping sti > v trotting and running horse race.0 , nu- tomobile races , equestrienne exhibi tions , baseball game and a balloon as- eension. At night a wrestling match took place between Giou and Gatdy Miss Grace Oiddings. of Pierre. S 7 > . . won the women's race and also the roping contest. Several of the bect 'lorsemen in the state were present ind all pronounced thr program of events highly creditable to the city rind the management. A nermnr.Tt association has been formed and Fron tier day will be given another trial ii Osceola next year. REPAIRS FOR 7HVF.II BRIDGE. Notified Thit TXridce'- Must Be Repaired. The board of supervisors has re ceived a communication from the po t- master general saying that unless the Platte rivei bridge is repaired thr- rural delivery routes going south wil1 be abandoned. The board has author ized County Clerk Graff to notify the county boards of P.utler and Pok ! count ; to meet the supervisors of InUe county at the south r > nd of the Plrtte river bridge on August 13 to devise some plan either to repair the > ! d bridge or tear down and build anew. ' STABBING AFFRAY HARVARD. Tramp Harvest Hands hi Deadly Com bat in Darkness. A serious stabbing affray1 took pla < > at the farm home of Tim P.uckley. five miles north of Harvard about D o'clock Monday evening , between two tramr harvester hands employed by Mr Buekley. The particulars , as report erives it. is. that they had retired to their room and the one stabbed had gone to sleep when he was attacked by his roommate while asleep and cut in fifteen places. The party doing the cutting took time to clean himself up and escaped in the darkness of the night and is still at large. Sheriff's Search Fruitless. Sheriff Rossetter has returned to Valentine from a ten days' search for the two much wanted prisoners who broke jail July 11. Farm Residence Burned. The farm dwelling of Fritz Rabbass. six miles south of Wisner. was destroy ed by fire Tuesday. The fire origin.- ed in the summer kitchen. Water Works Bonds Defeated. The special election called for the purpose of voting bonds for a water works system at Cairo resulted in the defeat of the proposition by a very narrow margin. To Build Neiv Church. The First Presbyterian church of Minden is having the specifications and details completed for a fine $14.000 building to be constructed during the autumn months. \\03iAX JSHOOTS FRFl > 15 Mr.- . Fred Banner , of South Omaha , .Tries to Kill Brothef-in-Law. Fred Banner , son of Daniel Banner , 2314 G street. South Omaha , was shot probably fatal'y ' by Mrs. Frank Ban ner , his sister-in-law , Monday night , as he sat in a chair in front of Charles Fernland's barber shop. The bullet struck him on the right side of the forehead and passed across the forward lobe of the brain , inflict ing a serious wound. Frank and Fred Banner were seated together at the moment , and Mrs. Frank Banner came across the street from the east to where they wre sitting. Frank got up to speak to his wife a'nd after a word or two she stepped- front of Fred Banner and as he was rising from his seat fired. She then walked ! rapidly across the street and disap peared toward the east. The causes which led up to tha crime make a very complex case. Mrs. Frank Banner was a divorced woman and her first husband waa Fred King. She had a daughter , Marjory King.and it is reported she had received attentions from Fred Banner , which the. mother , at least , considered wrong. Also , Mr. and Mrs. Frank Banner have not been on the best terms. They parted last Thurs day for a day or two. Sunday they were united again and had been re ceived at the home of the father , Daniel Banner , and seemed to have forgotten their difficulty. LINCOLN 3Ji-x AT THE DEX. 3fen From Capital City Taken Out or Water Wagon. Lincoln came down to Omaha Mon day night in force by special train to acknowledge allegiance to King Ak- ; -ar-Ben and right loyal subjects did the people of Lincoln become. Near ly 200 of them were met at the Bur lington depot with bands and banners. Special cars were in waiting for the pilgrims to the Shrine of Quivera. not the least conspicuous of which was the. street railway's big water wagon , ap- propilately decorated with flags and bunting and the colors of Samson. Sir William Kennedy with his staff , consisting of Allen Field. IT. C. Peate , vice-president of the Lincoln Typo graphical union : TC. P. Lyman of the same organization and R. B. Minor with half a dozen others were hoisted ro the top of the water wagon by means of ladders and the remainder of the Lincoln bunch filled the other four special cars , which were appro priately decorated with banners in dicating from whence they came and of Omaha's welcome , and all were whisked"'away to the den. arriving there at 7:4 " > . where a luncheon was awaiting them. It was a jolly crowd and the Lincoln folk began to realize that they were distinctly it and soon settled themselves down to the full en joyment of the evening. STATIC'S AVKAl/ri ! IX LAXDS. Nebraska's Ron ! Estate Valuation TJ. Quarter Billion Larger. With eight counties missing the in crease in the asseirK-nt of lands in Nebraska - braska for 1908 over 1907 , as reported to the state board by the county as- sessors. is § 50,010.299. The actual in- Tease in land values is five times this | imount. or S250.051.49.r . The counties i missing are Custer. Gage , Grant , i Hooker. Nance. Scott's Bluff and Vali i Icy. When the reports from these are i in the total increase in land values ! will probably reach more than $54- > > 00,000. as estimated several days ago. The assessment of lands in the coun ties mentioned is § 185.818.245. com- iared uith an assessment in the same counties of § 135.807.946 in 1907. Only one county in the state thus far has shown a decrease in land values. Thomas county came in short. The assessment of lands in this county 'ust ' year was S4G.G15 and this year 543.47 : ! . REBUILDING AFTER THE FLOOD Bridge Gan s Find 3Ineh to Do in Maunders County. Several bridge gangs have been at work reconstructing the large num ber of bridges swept away by the flood of two weeks ago throughout launders county. The largest force of men is at work near Ashland , where the loss was unusually heavy. Two bridges on Salt creek , a few miles A-est of the city , were found stranded in fields below the place of their erection. These have been replaced on the piling and will soon be in ser viceable condition. It is reported that over fifty-one bridges of consider able size were taken out in' Saundera county alone by the recent flood. Guardsmen Going Into Camp. The first group of the Nebraska National guard went into camp Tues day at the guards' new rifle rari 3 two miles north of Ashland on the Platte river. Shipped 3fany Hogs. Up to date for the month of Julv the village of Wisner has shipped out to the South Omaha market one car load of hogs each day and in that time fifteen carloads of cattle. Bryan Talks to Machine. W. J. Bryan spent part of the day ' Tuesday in making three-minut'e speeches into a phonograph on the eading issues of the day. Crops in Fine Condition. Albion reports the wheat harvest about over , and the yield as well as the quality is good. Corn is looking well and growing fast. Oats are somewhat light , but the crop is far from being a failure. Woodmen to Have Logrolling. The Modern Woodmen are prepar- ng for their district log rolling to be leid in Wisner August 12. About ,1.000 AVoodmen are expected and it promises to be a great fraternal gath- ring. I ; Superintendent McBrien h" 5 .o an the : , io-ing : lettr In response . publication. Jnruirv c-f an cisirrn " ' " yi-ur letter of the 16th Inat rcceivj do not ha ed. So far as I know w Nebraska abandoned , nv school houses in . \ve have teachers.ve doned for lack of some school houses that have becg abandoned for better ones , .aslg been for jeara is better off than it has number ot uell in having a sufficient teachers for its public qualified opportune. schools. Few states have ties equal to ours for the professional training of teachers. The state un normal schools. versity , two state schools , twelve eis'ht junior normal schools denominational private and and seventy normal training high schools constitute the machinery tor of the training the professional _ teachers in Nebraska. Over o.OOO summer attending teachers are now which you an idea mer schools , gives spirit among Nebraska of the professional braska school ma'ams. During the last three your * the aggregate increase in teachers' salaries in this state has been over $1.000,000. This accounts , no doubt , in great measure for our now having a sufficient . number of teachers. Under separate cover f am of our bulletin on mailing you a copy normal training in high schools. Dur ing the last year we have trained over l.r 00 prospective teachers in thesq schools and during the next year \VG shall train over 2.000 prospective teachers , while our state , private and denominational normal schools , col leges and universities are crowded to their utmost capacity. " * * * The following shows in a nutshell what the assessors in 82 counties have done in the matter of fixing the value of real estate this year : lucre i e in lands , actual value. $ 'jr.0.051,40r : in crease in lots , actual value , 52(1.154.- ( f9. ( : increase in lands , assessed valua tion. § 50. 01 0.299 ; increase in lots , as- sesed valuation , $5.230.aa9. Eight counties have not yet mad" return ? to the state board , and these will swell the total probably § 5. 500.000. The counties out are Cnter. Gage , Grunt. Holt. Hooker. Nance. Schott's Bluff and Valley. The total assessed value of lands and lots for 1'JOH in the 82 counties has been returned at S23G.5S5.01S. against 5181.-343.7SO , returned for the same counties las ! year. Five times these amounts repre sent the actual value of the lands ami lots , or S1.1S2.'J2 ! > .090 for 19 < > 8. and $006. 71 8.900 for 1907. This makes an increase in the actual value i" 'amis and lots of S27C.206.190. It is impos sible at this time to make a compari son of the personal property in the various counties , because the value o ( the railroads has not yet been added to the rolls for this yar. . though this property is included in the rolls of last vi-a r. There has just been completed by the state bureau of statistics a table showing figures on the various line * of nanufactTtre in Nebraska ( .luring 1U07. I-abor Commissioner Ryder , in gving ! out the table for publication , > ays : "It must be understood that , sa far as this table goes. th - figure * * rep resent only goods actually manufac tured in this state. U'e do not claim that these figures represent all th ? manufactures of Nebraska. We know they do not. by a long shot , f r we had exceeding difficulty in gluing q large percentage of the manufacturers t < > make any returns at all. The grand tutal value of product of these almost . .DO manufacturing plants. $151,000- 000 in round numbers , makes a good showing when we keep in mind thai the total capital represented is but $1",500.000 in round numbers. And the $8,371,748 paid out in wages is scattered into homes extending almost from boundary to boundary of the state. In the total of packing house products the return of one of the large packing houses is missing. " * > 11. Mead Shumway must pay the death penalty on Oct. SO for the mur- < .er of Mrs. Sarah Martin near Ad ams. in Gage county. This is the deci- sin of the supreme court , which af- rirms the findings of the lwer court , \ hich tried and convicted the man. TVlijSI c Sniijc the Hyiaii. A well-known bi.sbop relate ? that ho was in a small country town where. owing1 to the scarcity of jjooi ! servants , most of the ladies preferred to do theit" own work. sivs a London paper. He was awakened quite early by the tones of a soprano voice simjlnjj "Near er. My God. to Thee I" As thp bishop I.iy hi bed he moditnted upon the piety which his hostess must possess which enabled her to go about her task early in the mornin singing such a noble hymn. At breakfast he spoke to her about it. and told her how pleased he was. "Oh , law. " she replied , "that's the hymn I boil the e 'gs by three verses for soft and five for hard. ' ' HIM I U-i of si Yl'ife. "What is your idea of : m ideal .vifeV" "One who will cook the inonN. do the washing , look after the furnace , make her own clothes , and and " "And whatV" "Keep herself looking as young nntl ns beautiful as an actres.s who pulls > wn § 400 a week in vaudeville. " Chi. cigo : Record-Herald. Ilnnmne. Mrs. Ellis When you say third and lastly , why do you continue your sen niou half an hour ? Dominie To give the deacons time to wake up. Scapegrace Nephew Uncle Henry ever since I've known Miss Hope IV been a different man. Indulgent Uncle Then you must b.avj improved a little , ay dear-boy ! '