The editor was divnming in his "den" vhen the door ojicnc'd and u rather stern-visnged woman ont'-ml. without apology , says ti writer in the Ualtimore Bun. "Will you kindly explain , " she began - gan , grimly , thrusting u newspaper clipping under the editor's nose , "why your rovk'wor refers to my recent book Ins a "History of Female Suffrage by a new IlistiricnlViucrV" ' "Quito unpirdona : ! > l ( > . " said the ed itor , gravely. "Of course.1 the word should ho spelled with a 'y. ' " BED-BOUND FOE MONTHS. IIupc Abandoned After Physician * ' Consultation. Mrs. Enos Shearer , Yew and Wash ington streets. Ccntralia. Wash. , says : "For years I wa.s weak and run down , could not sleep , my limbs swelled and the secretions were troublesome ; pains f st in bed for four , . . , . months. J liree doc tors said there was no cure for me , and I was given up to die. Being urged , I used Doan's Kidney Pills. Soon I was better and in a few weeks was about the house , well and strong again. " Sold by all dealers. r > 0 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo. X. Y. Two Admission slips to the hospitals arc pretty likely to matter-of-fact rec ords and more or less tragic , but occa sionally , the New York Sun report's , a bit of unconscious humor is found in them. A slip at rjouverueur recently report ed that a driver of a hansom had re ceived his injuries by "falling off a perch , " and the nan's name was Bird. Another Gonvcrneur slip auni > uH-erl : 'that ' the patient was hurt by "falling off water \\.igon" a. fall , it mi-lit be added , which te ilwav * ; Blljjjljp iSs Positively cnreij by tnese Xattle Pills. They also reliere DIs- tresa from. Dyspepsia , la- digestion and Too Hearty Eating , A perfect rem edy for Dizziness , Nausea. Drovrsuiess. Had Taste In the Mouth , Ccated Tongue. Pain In tna Side. TORPID UVEK. regulate tne Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SHALL Pill , SHALL DOSE , SMALL FRIGE , CARTERS GsnuinB Musi Bear Fac-Simi'ls Signature ITTLE IVER P1LL3. BEFUSC SUBSTITUTES. You've never tasted the best sausage until you've eaten Libby's Vienna Sausege. Itsasausage product or nigh food valuel Made different. Cook ed different Tastes different and is different man other sausage. Libby's Vienna Sausage , like all of the Libby Food Products ; is carefully prepared and cooked in Libby's Greai While Kifcfcen. It can be quickly served for any meal at any time. It is pleas ing , not over-flavored and has that satisfying taste. Try it. Libby , McNeili & Libby , Chicago. & Don't borrow too much. It is more satisfaction both to yourself and your neighbors to have tools of your own. The animal that has a full , brlirht eye is apt to be healthy. And a moist nose Is another indication of health. If ; the farmer pays too much atten tion to the glib-tougued ageut he Is liable to buy more machinery than will have standing room on his farm. A young lady of New York has bought a farm on Long Island and is planning to raise humming birds for the market. She says the } ' make good peta and are easy to raise. Give the cows that are rather thin in flesh a little better care than the rest. Don't neglect the other cows ; just bear on a little harder with the ones that are not doing well. That's all. A number of prominent farmers ii. Douglas County , S. D. , have organized a Farmers' Telephone Company : iud uIH build lines in that part of the State. The company is capitalized at $10,000. Always give the hired man a chance to attend the institute meetings and see that he goes. lie will be pretty sure to hear something that will make him a better farmer and that will be to your advantage as well as to Ills. The average farmer , constituted * s most of them are , will have better suc cess If he devotes his energies to the raising of either a strictly beef or dairy breed of cattle rather than to what Is generally understood as a dual purpose breed. It Is better to dilute liquid manure with water , for the reason that the wa ter partially prevents loss of ammonia and also because urine is too strong for ordinary plants. An excellent mode of treating urine , or liquid manures of any kind , is to add twice its Milk of water , then add a pound of kainit to four gallons of the mixture. If the slugs start to work on me currant and gooseberry bushes , they may be dusted with powdered white hellebore , or the same may be applied as a spray , made by mixing one ounce of the chemical in two gallons of wa ter. Paris green is also effective and may be applied In the form of dust , using one pound of the poison to twen ty pounds of flour. If the dust spray Is used , it is best to apply it when the dew Is on the leaves. To prepare ouion seed for planting , pour it into a small vessel containing luke-warm water. Do not reverse It and pour water over the seed. Let stand ten or twelve hours In a warm place. It will do no harm if the seed bursts open. The seed can be dried by sprinkling fine ashes over them , and will then be ready to BOW. If the ground is properly prepared , the onion will have no trouble in getting ahead of the weeds and grass. While European and Asiatic coun tries have forms of animal and bird life to be found nowhere else , the American continent seems to possess an exclusive monopoly of humming birds. Of the four hundred odd vari eties nearly all are to be found in the tropical regions. Only eighteen cross the borders of the United Spates from Jlexlco , and all but one or two vari eties spend their summers In the south ern states. While this tiny bird does secure some honey from flowers , Its food consists chiefly of small insects which are found In the vicinity of flow er beds , many of which are injurious to the flowers. Thus In the case of this smallest representative of bird life it Eeems to have been created not only as a thing of beauty , but for the perform- xnce of a helpful mission. Carriage Horses. As foreign conditions have their ef fect oa the horse industry in this coun try , the views of a writer in a London paper are of some interest here. This rorrespondent claims that the wealthy Jobmasters of London are unable to let or hire anything but big carriage borses , and In the absence of home breds they by them in America or on | he continent of Europe. The number Ihey now require could be expressed In thousands and the checks they send ivould amount to something more like pillions. He thinks breeders need have no doubt about future markets for any Hylish , full sized carriage horses they may be enabled to put upon the Lou- jlon market. In advocating the produc tion of such full sized carriage horses us now appear in the parks and fash ionable streets of London he does not disparage the fashionable hackney which adorns the elegant victoria , but wants the larger type to be bred In equal numbers. ( Hovr to Secnre and Retain Motatnr'c. The importance of getting moisture Into the soil Mid keeping a sufficient amount In store there for all demand'of ' -ropn Is conceded by all farmers , nnd ; et there are wide differences of opin ion among them as to the best methods to reach that result Grass , red clover and alfalfa roots are frequently men tioned as channels to conduct moisture down into the soil. It is true they may have the force to push themselves down into the subsoil to a greater distance than most other vegetationbut In order to determine their utility In this respect their conductive ability must be ascer tained. It Is evident that the roots must be very small while forcing their way Into the hard soil , but notwith standing their threadlike size , they da uot easily penetrate it , and if they suc ceed in their search for -moisture they Increase In size in spite of their com pressed surroundings. It is evident that In the course ol growth through very compact material the roots will have made no channel for water nor for anything but them selves , end when the surface soil Is plowed they die , and when decay has reduced their size they leave a channel for water , but the holes they leave are very small and are quickly closed by a dashing rain and the sediment tnua created , and thus the channels produced by the decayed roots are stopped and sealed before much water has found its way into the hard undersoil. Still it is true a little water has thereby gone deeper into the ground than before and a little is better than none ; but it la evident that the above method is not effective and a better way must bo found. Starting with the self-evident propo sition that water easily finds Its way down in loose soil , It follows that a way of making the soil loose further down than it is commonly plowed , so that a large supply of water can be taken In as fast as a heavy downpour can fur- nluli It is the proper method and can bev done with the right kind of sub soil plow. It has a great advantage over grasses , alfalfa or clover , Is a better rooter than all of them combined , and furnishes Immensely' better chan nels than they do for water storage. It has been "shown by experience , novr ever , that It requires good judgment to properly use the subsoil plow , and an other most Important point Is to get the ridht kind f a plow. But when this Is done and the work accomplished you may properly feel fL degree of lnde pendeuce 7iever before enjoyed. ' 1'Iie Foreign Market for Grain. The influence of European agriculture on the welface of American fanners is strikingly illustrated in a bulletin re cently issued by the Department of Ag riculture on the cereal production ol Europe , by a special European agent of the bureau of statistics , giving complete official statistics , as far as they have been published , of the acreage , produc tion and average j-ield of the various errains in each country of Europe for the last twenty-five years. It appears that wheat and corn are ! ho two grains that Europe imports largely from abroad. European produc tion of rye , barley and oats Is practic ally sufficient for national require ments. The growing dependence of for eign countries for much of Its grain supply Is Illustrated by the fact that during the hist twenty years Europe has increased its average purchase of wheat more than 100,000,000 bushels , or about SO per cent , and has doubled its annual purchases of corn. It is only In Northwestern Europe that the dependence on foreign agriculture Is increasing. The wheat production of those countries has remained practical ly unchanged during the last twenty years , while their requirements have been steadily increasing , so that they now require from foreign sources 100- OOO.OCO bushels a year more than they did twenty years ago. It appears that the average yield per acre Is the high- ( st in those countries where wheat cul ture is least generally practiced , and where the acreage under that grain shows the smallest increase. The ex tension of the wheat area , on the con trary , is the most marked where the yield is lowest. A high average yield , such as Is ob tained in Northwestern Europe about twice as high as the best average yield recorded In this country presupposes the use of valuable land , justifying a large outlay in labor and fertilizers , as \ \ cas an abundant supply of good , but cheap , labor. These conditions of Intensive culture , however , are much more favorable to the growth of corps other than grain , which give the great est profit when raised on a large scale ou new and comparatively cheap land. It appears that the average crop to Germany is worth about $40 , and from an acre of sugar beets $55 , while wheat yields only $29 and rye $21 per acre. In France the value of hops reaches $153 , tobacco $03 and sugar beets $4T , against only $21 per acre for wheat In the Netherlands the gross rerun ? per acre of wheat , $2G , Is far over shadowed by returns from tobacco , $21 ; potatoes , $74 ; sugar beets , $52 Wheat bread is Increasing In use much faster than rye bread. For all Europe the annual percapita consumption oi rye twenty ye"rs ago was a trifle un der 3M : bushels , and it is now only a trifle more than that amount Dur ing the same twenty years the wheat consumption increased from 4 to more than 41/ " bushels a year for each in habitant. Only Russia , Germany , the Netherlands aud Scandauavla now fjsa rye more largely than wheat ; ppdal to the "Well-Informed in every walk oi life and arc essential to permanent success aJ creditable standing. Accor- ingly , it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of known value , but one of many reasons why it is the best of personal and family laxatives is the fact that it cleanses , sweetens and relieves the internal organs on which it acts without any debilitating after effects and without having to increase the quantity from time to time. It acts pleasantly and naturally and truly as a laxative , and its component parts are known to and approved by physicians , as it is free from all objection able substances. To get it , beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. , only , and for sale by all leading drug gists. His Money's Worth. A gentleman interviewed the laun- clrymau in regard to lost garments , says a writer in Harper's Weekly , with the following result : Lauudryman I regret to tell you , sir , that one of your shirts is lost. Customer But here I have paid you tweh- cents for doing it up. Laundryman Quite right , sir. We laundered it before we lost It. You Can Get Allen's Foot-Cane FREE Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy , X. Y. , for a FUEi : sample of Allen's Koot- Knsc. a powder to shake into your shoes. Ir c-iircs tired , sweating , hot , swollen , ach- iiiir foot. It makes ne.v or tiirht shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns and l.nnious. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell it.3c. . Chemists xiy tluit ynpors written with the ink in general use \\ill be illegible in 27 years. " GL fit. Tltnf * Dane * nd 1I Herrs * Dliei e Fg 0 © I'ornianemlr tnre < lby Or Klia ' 'Jre i fierts Re toMr. Send for Free tj2 iriai boil aJ treatli. . Bit. E. 11. KLIAK. Id. , fijl Arch StiMl. yhll ( S lphl . Pi ! .x It lours ? -Mrs. Crinisonbeak I see by this pa per that in the British museum there is a huge rope of .hah * weighing nearly two tons. Mr. C'rimsonbcak These American women traveling abroad are so careless , aren't thevV Yonkers Statesman. "Pop , what is a chiropodist ? ' ' "One of thrse people who tell your character from your handwriting. That's right. Tommy ; always ask pa anything you want to know. " Balti more American. Civic > iirltuilc. But Just as the t itl 'cn was about to lave the imnlio h-ul : nmi.msced him .irrested. heJIK -.pp rtmely : waited on by a committee of t'ie Oinn : 'rcial Club. "Wo have the welfare of oir beauti ful city much at heart. " they observed. Tin glad to hoar that ! " replied the ' citizen , cordially. "So have I. " The committee cleared their throats. "Of course the price of real estate b about the main element in the welfare of a city , " they went on. "Of course , " the citizen assented , be ing something of a booster himself. Here the committee , looking at him very hard , came to the point. "We have the honor to inform you , " quoth they , "that real estate made up into sandbags yields more profit aud by that commands a higher price than real estate in any other form. " This naturally ended the matter. The citizen saw the point at once and was profuse in his thanks at being set right , while the committee went ou their way rejoicing in the consciousness of a good thing done. Puck. The product of the British shipyards aii'ounts ' to 20 or 25 per cent of the whole. ITCHING. HUMOR ON BOY. I ! is I la lids Were u SoH < l Mi&s , Jinil Disease S proud All Over Body- Cured inI Dsiy.s liy Cuticura. "One day we noticed that our little boy was all broken out with itching sores. We first noticed it ou his little hands. His hands were not as bad then , and we didn't think anything serious would result. But the next clay we heard of the Cuticura Remedies being so good for itching sores. By this time the disease bad spread all ' ) ver his body , and his hanus were nothing but a solid mass of this it'ch- ing disease. I purchased a box of Cuti cura Soap and one box of Cuticura Ointment , and that night I took the ( 'utieura Soap and lukewarm water and washed him well. Then I dried him and took the Cuticura Ointment aud anointed him with it. I did this every evening and in four nights he was entirely cured. Mrs. Frank Don ahue , 20S Fremont SL , Kokomo , IncT. , Sept 10 , 1OT. ! ) " Conscience money received yearly by the chancellor of the exchequer , in Eng- lund , in default of unpaid taxes , averages $30.000. Mrs. AVuiblow's tioothug S.vrup for Chlld- rei. tuPtniiiK , boltens the gums , reduces In- naimiiMiioii. allais naiii. cures wlud colic. 23c a bottle. During the lat > t . ' " ) .years the I'orci'nt- agp ot the world's total coal produced bj the United States has incroasi-d from M.,2 to , ' 57. and this country now stand ; far in the lead of the world's coal pro- AN HONEST DOCTOR ADVISED PK-RU-NA. . SYLVESTER E. SMITH , Rees > MR. 213 , Granite Block , St. Loula , writes : ' -Pcruna is the best friend & sick man can have. ' A few months ago I came hero in & wretched condition. Exposure and dampness had ruined my enc roborfk health. I had catarrhal affections of the bronchial tubes , r.nd for r. litco there- was a doubt as to my recovery . "My good honest old doctor riflvisecH me to takelPcruna , vrhich I did and in. * a short time my health began to Im prove very rapidly , the bronchial * trouble gradually disappeared , and IE- three months my health was folly re stored. "Accept a grateful man's thanhs lay his restoration to perfect health. " Pc-ru-na for His Patients. A. W. Pcrrin , M. D. S. , 030 Halsey- St. , Brooklyn , N. Y. , says : "I am using your Peruna myself , and am recommending it to my patients in. all cases of catarrh , and find it to be- more than you represent. Peruna can. bo had now of all druggists in this sec tion. At the time I began using it , ifc. was unknown. " Keeps the breath , teeth , moutli and body antiseptically clean and free from un healthy germ-life and disagreeable odors , which water , soap and tooth preparations- alonc cannct do. A germicidai , disin fecting and deodor izing toilet requisite of exceptional ex cellence and econ omy. Invaluable for inflamed eyes , | * throat and nasal and uterine catarrh. At drug and toilet stores , 50 cents , or by mail postpaid. Large Trial Sane ! WITH "HEALTH ANO OEAUTV BOOK BENT rr THE PAXTON TOILET GO , , Boston , Mass. WRITING TO WHEN please say you BUVT the ji thin BEST FC3TKE BOWELS AKD UVH EW LAW ont.vmC by JOHN w. MORRIS , WasMnEton. D. a S. C. X. U. - - No. : J < 5 :008. ® . NFAHT HOSTILITY Is something frightful , We can hardly realize that of all the children "born IE civilised countries , twentytwo per cent , , or nearly one-quarter , die before they reach one year ; thirtyseven per cent , , or more- than one-third , before they are five , and one-ialf before they are fifteen ! We do not hesitate to say that ; a timely use of Castoria would save a ma - jority of these precious lives , Ueither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations , BropSj tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opiums or morphine , They are3 in considerable quantities , deadly poisons in any quantity they stupefy , retard circulation and lead to congestions , sickness , deatL Gastoria. operates exactly the reverse , but you must see that it bears the signature of GhaSa E. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood.to . circulate properly3 opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletche r. 'I'iTj * 'ill11 , , . Wii * iSP ( "Ii i Dr. A. F. Peeler , of St Louis , Mo. , says : "I have prescribed your Castoria * &iu4' ' ' I : fn many cases and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy.5 * Dr. E. Down , of Philadelphia , Pa. , says : "I have prescribed your Gas * toria in my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself ancL benefit to my patients. " Dr. Edward Parrish , of Brooklyn , N. Y. , says : "I have used your Cas toria in my own household with good results , and have advised several patients to use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm. " Dr. J. 33. Elliott , of New York City , says : "Having during the past sir ALCOJEJOL years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders , I most 3 PER CENT , i S AVegclablcPrcparaiionforAs. ' heartily commend its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious' to the most delicate of children. " ting Ik Siomadis andBovelsof - ; Dr. C. G. Sprague , of Omaha , Neb. , says : "Your Castoria Is an Heal medicine for children , and I frequently prescribe it. While I do not advo cate tlio indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines , yet Castcria Is exception for conditions which arise in the care of children. " Promotes DigeslioiuGieerfiir Dr. J. A. Parker , of Kansas City , Mo. , says : "Your Castoria holds ness and Rest.Conlainsnefe esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie Opium.Morphitie nor Mineral tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chil 3x-a'iEi ' | NOT NARCOTIC. dren. In fact , it is the universal household remedy for infantile ailments. * * ' tl1 Dr. Ii. P. Merrill , of Augusta , Me. , says : "Castoria is one of the very finest and most remarkable remedies for infants and children. In m r Fbmpf-tn Sisd" opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I cau JBsMteMs- c.tear f furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency- and merits. " - BtlcrbsnckSsls ' Dr. Kormaa 1,1. Geer , of Cleveland , Ohio , oays : "During the last twelm- years I have frequency recommended your Castoria as one of the beet preparations of the kind , being safe in the hands of parents and very ef fective ia relieving children's disorders , while the ease with which sudj Apcrfect Remedy forConsRpa- tioii , Sour StQiimch.Biarrta a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage. " Wonns.ComnlsioTis.FevErish- ! ness cii loss OF SLEEP j TacSimtlc SifJTiamre Sears the Signature of > & & ® e * cic : 0077 of 'yrrc.pr-cr in Use For Qve-r 3Q Years , . . . . . . . . Kr CC.NTAUK COJ.--'l.W. 77 MURRAY CTRICT. tritf VOR.l CrfY. yy- ' " * J < l't > 'i | } fitj { 'r' y'L.xty . . * -T'r5rgO.t < &JiP'3