A * Agricultural Surprise. "Eastern visitors to the West arc generally prepared for any phenomenal showing in the line of agriculture , stock raising and the like , " says a Colorado rado man , "but once IE a while they are taken by surprise. A New Hamp shire man who was spending his vaca tion on a ranch of a relative in Colorado - do wont out one morning to inspect a largo incubator in which the young chicks were hatching. In one corner of the incubator a neglected peach seed encouraged by the warmth of the at mosphere had burst , and a tiny sprout < sevc > ral inches long was growing ou of , it. " 'Suffering Caesar ! ' exclaimed the JCow Hampshire nam as this raught This eye , 'Do you hatch cut your pcachet- in this country'- ' " Kansas City Inde -pendent. Only One "nUO.MO That I" LAXATIVK HKOMO QUININE , ! / > Sfor ih signature of E. W. GROVK. Used tv World over to Cure a Cold In One day. > Tljf Villain : "Yon wish to employ ono of our > < tectives to watch your husband ? " "I do. " "May I ask what has aroused you. < ausplion of himV" "He snt niCj a bunch of violets an a hex of randy" fntm town yesterday. " Kansas Pity Tir.iop. jLsirtji ? Conlrat't. "What are 3-011 soin ; ; to do now , cole sel ? " inquired th intimate friend. "I expect to spend the remainder of cny days , " said th < > retired statesman. "living down the lies that have boon pub lished about one in fourteen political cam- gwigus. " _ _ _ VOLUMES MIGHT BE WRITTEN the Sncee.ss Tlinv Aivait.i tlae I * a rmer in "Western Canada. The story of wheat farming in West 4rn Canada ( that portion of Canada lying north of Dakota and Montana i. < hus been frequently told , but it will -stand a lot of telling , and still retri-i its touch of interest. During the j Just closed 277,370 persons made their homes in Canada as compared witli .215.912 for the year 390G , an increase -of 01,404. Those from the United .Slates numbered 50,551. A writer in Industry recently said. "To-day the Dominion of Canada i > witnessing a mightier movement o. 'Population than ever \ stimulated : . r.iblical writer to pen a chapter of Scripture. " The same writer says "From the Rhine and the Rhone rher valleys ; from the port cities of Ger many and the farms of the Father land ; from the peasant soil of Rus sia ; and out from the grimy Lin cashire and over-populated Yorkshire the discontented and ambitious o. every clime are seeking to take advant age of the opportunities afforded by tlu fertile soil and exhilarating climate of the toiipirc of the North. " Continuing , the same writer says : "While a million human beings throng the shores of the United States over ; , .year , the smaller number arriving in Canada come with a more well-deli nod purnose. " The question has been ask ed , why. do these people come to Can- jada : The available land between the Mississippi and the Pacific has been exhausted , and the farmers within that territory find that their sons have tc -seek newer climes. Canada offers one iiundred and sixty acres of land fret to each. This land yields from 2C to 40 bushels of wheat to the acre In Southern Alberta , the winter whoa fcelt of Canada , ns high us 00 bushel ; per acre have been harvested. Les ; yields than the one mentioned hav < tietted the farmer as much as $35 pei acre. There are no words that tel the tale so effectively as those of thi farmer himself , the man who has ploughed the fields , sowed the s in and with folded hands rests , whili nature , bounteous in that country , ii less than three months , placed at hi : hundreds of acres of ripenec now waiting the arrival of tin Teaper. and therefore we reproduce tin following letter. Any agent of th < .Canadian government , whose adver 'iscuu-r.t appears elsewhere , will b k : ? od to give information regardin ; Jie district mentioned or any othe lu t niuy be in mind : * : . T. Holmes , Ksq < Tanadinn Government mont Agent. St. Paul. Minn. : Dear Sir In 1005 I located on ; laiui about 30 miles from the tow ! 3f Wadena , on the Canadian Norther : Railroad , have lived on my claim mos of the time since. I consider this t toe ono of the bert districts in th country for grain growing. In 100 wheat averaged from 30 to 51 bushel acre on some of my neighbor : within 4 miles of my. clain -Oats go from 75 to 100 bushels. It i also a good country for stock. AVhor I am there is plenty of fuel. Hmm stf.-uls nearly all taken , the setth ment being largely Germans and Aniei well-to-do. I left Waden : uis , all - - .11 February. 1907. returning April 2- , - . < tjat ! I missed part of the winte ; \vhli-h the old settlers tell me was on . f the worst they ever saw. but thcr was no suffering , as the people ar irt-tty well fixed , and there are n Ulizzards in that country , at ! there flavor has been known to be < > . Wild la id sells at from § 10 to $1. -closer to town it is higher. In the summer we have all sort of wild fruits very plentful. and oiever saw better vegetable , and pin ; 4 * PO plentiful a man need not stan for wunt of something to eat Plont of goud water , too. You need nu to recommend this district , bt : horiesteads are nearly all takei most ' .f the himiesteaders are liviu /right on their claims. . FRANK MORIiSZ. J elviugton , Sask. FEBRUARY 22. No country's had a hero More steadfast , true , and great Than Washington ; a captain To guide the ship of state With hand more .strong and steady , Or eye more true and keen Long live his name , his deathless fame Let memory keep green. In onr love we set apart Ilis birthday every year. With rev'rence tell the children His history so dear ; "Tis for him we bow alow And bend the willing knee , For him we fly our banner Upon the land and sea. So lot the honored name survive Of our great Washington ; To onr country he was father , Yet America's best son. Of all the holidays in the calendar Washington's birthday is dearest to pat riots , for on a bleak 22d of February , in the year 1732 , was born the man with out whom the American commonwealth would have been impossible , or , at the host , a century delayed. It is even a hotter day than the Fourth of July , for that is but the celebration of the day P ell announced that \\hen the Liberty > independence had been proclaimed. It is easy to say fine things it is only a lit tle more difficult to think them ; but to live them ah. that is another matter. SHADE OF GEORGE WASHINGTON : "HEAVENS , CAN THIS BE MY LITTLE SON SAMUEL ? " Washington was .1 man who made his Ideals into realities. II was the first American unquestionably the greatest Sue. No President since has excelled his lofty patriotism. Here is a man greater than kings a man who declined a crown and who set the finest example in history nhon he toasted President-elect Adams at U farewell dinner and retired to Mount Vernon. genuinely glad to relapse into private life again. It is not merely as a conqueror of tyrants that Washington still lives in the hearts of good Amei icaus. In all his tory there is no character so fine or rare. Those who read faces say that Washing ' of the most ton's mental make-up was violent and dangerous passions , all under perfect control. From a youth he was inarked , for he came of a masterful moth er and had inherited her traits to a de gree. No other could have pulled the "altering , bedraggled Continentals through * he .yruggle with the P.ritish and their aired mercenaries as did this strapping Virginian , who was. indeed , the Father or his Country , since he and he alone vras its creator. It is a common thing in thesa later days to glorify our Revolutionary fore bears. Everybody who wore the blue and buff is presumed have been run ning o\-er with patriotism and a desire to defend home and country. The patriot farmers have been much sung , but tha songs never tell how they went back to their farms after having been "embat-- tied , " and proceeded to watch the cam paign from afar and criticise its every move. Students of Continental history know how the militia fled at the first fire ; how the innkeepers kept their paint brushes ready changing George III. on their signs into George Washington , ac cording to which troops were the nearer. Tlie turncoat farmers were as willing to sell feed and forage to the invading red coats as to the ragged Continentals more willing , in fact , since the redcoats were backed with good red gold , while the Continentals had only the depreciat ed currency of the gasping Republic. Oh , it is great history to read , the splendid fight of tlie infant Republic against a mother country strong and proud and fighting for prestige , as she is fighting now. But there are pages in it , torn and blood stained , and not so fine pages where , if you be a good American , your own tears blot the pages that are thick with Buffering. These are the chapters that tell of a weak-kneed and divided Congress , full of bickering , full of poli- ticiaas , as Congresses were in the begin ning , are now and evermore shall be a Congress that halted and stammered and hesitated , that voted confidence but no provisions , and allowed men to pledge their private fortunes for a cause that should have been dearer than their Hfo blood. There are chapters that tell of the schemes and machinations of Wash ington's enemies of the men who covet ed his place and desired to supersede him. You cannot read dry eyed how he begged for stores for his dying men at Valley Forge , how he walked'among them , freez ing for lack of houses and blankets , and dashed the tears from his own eyes as ho saw the blbod tracks over the snow. Such a man was the Father of America. Cor. San Francisco Chronicle. How "Wn-sIiiiiHTlou Looked. George Washington was exceedingly tall , and , when young , quite slender. Ji ii UHA. \ . / ' \\i\m T A iW 111 i'11 ' i ll : i R IM M ' - t > ui fl " ' ' 'V ' % I 14 IB , . % JO l.cdrC : ' > v H / / 4y l A i - \ ! N - ' -Sioux City Journal. lie had enormous hands and feet. Ilis bouts were No. 13 and his ordinary walking shoes No. 12. He was a man of muscle. During his service in the army he weighed 200 pounds , and was so strong that he could lift his tent with one hand , although it usually re quired the strength oi' two men to place it on the camp wagon. 1 mean , of course , \vhcn it was folded up and wrapped around the poles. Washing ton could hold a musket with one hand and fire it. lie was a good shot and a good sworusiiKUi. The pictures of the father of our country make you think that Washington was a brunette. His facs is dark and somber. The truth Is he had a skin like an Irish baby , and his hair was almost red. He had a broad chest , but not a full one. Married couples in Norway may travel by rail for one fare and a half , GEOBGE WASHINGTON UP TO THE MINUTE. I CANKOT LIE , 5UV 1 JN5ANC AT THE TV : ! . . . . a CHICAGO. Conditions of trade in the Chicago dis trict are summarized in the weekly re view issued by R. G. Dun & Co. , as fol lows : Trade activity felt the check imposed by the severe weather and the marketing of farm products was restricted , but the general conditions toward recovery re main encouraging and a healthier tone ap pears in the leading branches. Much at tention is devoted to the course of dis tributive dealings in mercantile lines , and thus far the indications are mainly sat isfactory. Good headway is made in reducing bott local and country stocks , although clear ance sales are yet in evidence. The markets for wholesale staples sliou a large attendance of visiting buyers ami increasing selections ave noted in UK textiles , footwear , furniture , clothing ant hardware. Road salesmen' report more numerous orders and the outlook is bet ter for spring and summer wy < ' * . but there is some hesitation due to a feeling that cost may yet go lower. Agricultural conditions remain excep tionally good , antf with a continuance ol high values for grain the prospects be come brighter for wider consumption ol necessaries. Financial affairs reflect gratifying re action from the depression , and mon funds seek investment. Money is ii greater suyply , with the discount rate easier. Additional resumptions in the iron in dustry and further decrease of idle work ers furnish the main developments in tin principal lines of production. Woodworking is more extensive thar a month ago , and this imparts a bettes tone to lumber dealings. Failures reported in the Chicago dis trict number 32 , against o7 last week am 25 a year ago. NEW YOKK. While retail trade in some lines o wearing apparel has been helped by tin coldest er stormiest weather of the win ter , other branches of trade and Indus try and transportation have been inter fered with sufficiently to make the weel as a whole a rather quiet one the country over. Wholesale and jobbing trade ha : been rather quiet , and. while : here an signs that improvement along conserva tive lines is making progress , the cautioi as regards spring buying is as market as ever. From the Southwest come re ports that some canceled orders are be ing reinstated. From the South comi advices of slow trade and collect ions , bti some lumber mills are reported resuming with stocks reduced by the recent shut down. Eastern trade reports are of quiet except where helped by special weather born demand. Business failures in tin United States for the week eudini : Feb 6 number 272. against . .o' ) last week. ! : ' in the like week of VJ07. 201 in ] ! HX' . 2' ' ' in 1905 and 202 in 1901. Canadian fail ures for this week number , 0 , as agains 4.4 last week and IS in this week a yea : ago. Bradstreet's Commercial Report. Chicago Cattle , common to primp $ 1.00 to $ ( U"i ; hogs , prime heavy , $ l. K to 9-l.So ; sheep , fair to choice , $ o. < ! to $5.00 ; wheat , No. 2 , Ule to iG-- ; corn , No. 2 , "iSc to , " 30c : oats , standard 50u to 52c : rye. No. 2 , S2c to S4c ; hay timothy , $0.30 to § ir..OO ; prairie. iS.ti ! to $12.oO ; butter , choice creamery. 27. to 33c ; eggs , fresh. 22c to 2jc ( ; potatoes per bushel , G2c to 73c. Indianapolis Cattle , shipping. SH.n. to $0.75 ; hogs , good to choice heavy $3.50 to1.05 ; sheep , common to prime $3.00 to1.50 : wheat , No. 2 , 9-lc to U5c 5-lc to 55c oats , No. : earn , No. 2 white , - ; white , olc to 52c. St. Louis Cattle , $4.50 to $0.00 ; ho $4.00 to1.50 : sheep. $ :5.00 : to $5.50 wheat , No. 2 , 0c to $1.00 ; corn. No. 2 55c to 50c ; oats. No. 2 , 4Sc to 50c ; rye 2STo. 2 , Sic to S2c. Cincinnati Cattle , $ -1.00 to $5.50 hogs , $4.00 to $1.05 ; sheep. $3.00 t < $5.00 ; wheat. No. 2 , 07e to DSc ; corn No. 2 mixed. 55c to 5le ; oats. No. : mixed , 50c to 51 c ; rye , No. 2. hoc to SOc Detroit Cattle. $4.00 to $5.25 ; ho-s $4.00 to $4.05 : sheep , $2.50 to $5.0U wheat , No. 2 , 07c to 9Sc ; corn , No. , ' yellow , 57c to 5Sc : oats. No. 2 white 52c to 5-lc ; rye. No. 2 , Sic to We. Milwaukee Wheat , No. 2 northern ? 1.0J to $1.0S ; corn. No. 3. 54c to 5t5c oats , standard. 52c to 5."c : rye. No. 1 81c to S3c ; barley. No. 2 , 99c to $1.01 pork , mess. $13.50. Buffalo Cattle , choice shippin : ; steers $4.00 to $0.00 ; hogs , fair to choice , $3.51 to $4.95 ; sheep , common to good mixed $4.00 to $5.25 ; lambs , fair to choice $5.00 to $7.75. New York Cattle.1.00 to $0.10 hogs , $3.50 to $4.90 : sheep. $3.0.0 t $5.50 ; wheat. No. 2 red. $1.00 to $1.02 corn , No. 2 , 02c to 03c : oats , natura white. 5Gc to 5Sc : butter , creamery. 28 to 32c ; eggs , western , 22c to 27c. Toledo iWheat. No. 2 mixed , 9-lc t mixed. 50c to 57c 90c ; corn. No. 2 oats. No. 2 mixed , 50c to 52c : rye. c 2 , 7Sc to SOc ; clover seed , prime , $11.4.0 INTERESTING NEWS ITEMS. The Merchants and Shippers' ware house in Buffalo was buried. Loss $200 000. 000.The The school of commeive of New Yor university has announced a course i practical advertising. Fire destroyed every building in Twi : Lakes , -Minn. , the population of over tw hundred being made homeless. "The Toilers" is the name of a clu launched in New York at a meeting c eighty of the city's hotel clerks ; WANTS BIG ARMY. Major General Bell Says Uncle Sam Should Have 250,000 Men. A United States army of 250.000 m a That is what Maj. Gen. J. Franklin Bell , chief of staff , says Uncle Sam would need if involved in war with any first-class power. "We should not allow ourselves to nurse a false sense of security. " says this man , who is in charge of the United States army , in his annual report , "or continue to en tertain the illusion that a brave , but untrained , unorganized people can grap ple successfully with another nation better trained and organized. " This is from Gen. Bell's report , in which he asks the government to con sider important facts , recommending an increase in the army and the restora tion of the canteen. "It is a modest assumption , " says Gen. Bell , "to say that the United States will , if involved in war with any first-class power , require tlie im mediate mobilization of 250,000 men. to be speedily followed by as many more , with a possible ultimate addi tional increase of four times that num ber. "One division. 1S,00 troops , is. of course , not suflicieut to meet any need at a time when isolation has become a thing of the past , and we have points of a possible friction in so many di rections. That we can first in any popular outburst raise volunteers in great numbers may be admitted. We GEX. J. F. BELL. have the men. the money , etc. , but we will not have the time to convert these men into soldiers able to cope with the trained soldiers of other na tions. It can be safely relied xipon that the remoteness of war largely de pends upon preparation to meet it. Un less other great nations are wrong and wasting time and money , they are giving us an object lesson which Americans will some time Lave to learn by costly and humiliating experi ence , and which it is the urgent duty of professional soldiers to point out ; namely , that time and training are both necessary to convert an untrained volunteer into a soldier , whether for infantry , cavalry , artillery , engineers' or signal corps. The last great war clearly demonstrated that the side which is ready and acts promptly gains a decisive advantage. "The engineer force as now organ ized is insufficient for the needs even of proper peace training of the army. During the pat two years , on not less than ten or twelve occasions , actual necessities for engineer troops have arisen which could not be met. because of the relative smallness of this branch of the service. " Reports are to the effect that the Wis consin Central is securing a through route between Chicago and Winnipeg by the way of Dulutli. The management of the Pennsylvania road has issued instructions that wher ever possible business shall be transacted by train letters instead of telegraph. The order is in the interest of economy and has resulted in reducing the daily num ber of messages sent from the Broad street station , Philadelphia , by nearly 2,000. On New Year's eve culminated a unique movement for industrial temper ance when a pledge of total abstinence signed by 2.1.0(10 ( employes of the North western railroad went into effect. It started among the employes after it had been made known that the management was selecting the drinking men for dis missal in reducing the force. The railroad companies doing business in Missouri have about decided not to con test the State 2-cent fare law , becaus ( they are now confident that the reductiot of traffic shown by their figures since tlu law went into effect will satisfy the courts that it is inequitable and confiscatory. J Missouri Pacific official said the receipts had declined 30 per cent in the last niuetj days , and a Wabash man said that th < combined loss to all the roads in passengei traffic alone was ? U.OOO,000. It is estimated by members of the ca : service committee that between $7(50.000. ( 000 and § 1.000.000.000 worth of ! equip ment is idle in the country and that i 5s therefore costing the railroads nvarl ; $4.000.tHK > a month in interest charges ti maintain it in idleness. There are 375 , OO'J freight cars standing idle on side tracks throughout the country. It is stat ed that for every thirty freight cars whicl have become idle an engine has been pu in the shops , which would mean that full. 12,000 locomotives are without loads t baul. Officers Deeply Concerned Over Future if Men Are Not Given Adequate Compensation. MORE INFANTRY IS NEEDED. Half-Filled Hegiments Result of Low Wages for Work Enlightening Article by General Carter. Washington .Correspondence : One could not exaggerate if he would the spirit of actual hopelessness with which the officers of the American , army will view the future if Congress fails at the present session to pass the bill granting a increase of pay to thu rank and iile. At some of the posts there are barely enough soldiers to do guard duty as it ought to be dne. . It S a present condition with whirh the army officers are- concerned first , and it is a future- condition over \ \ hu-h they are concerned second. The fu ture condition is the more serious , be cause it means that if things go on a3 they have been doing the country and its island possessions will be detVn > e- Il'SS . .Men who have worn shoulder knots Cilice the days of the civil \\ar s.iy in all seriousness that unless the peo- : > Io bring pressure to bear upon Con gress to provide adequate pay for the soldiers the people will find them selves , as far as the regular army en ters into the matter , practically with- ut defense , and reduced almost to the -stage of having no seasoned foive .n a nucleus of efficiency for untrained national guardsmen and green volun teers. Post libraries , recreation ronms , field athletics , comfortable quarters- , good food , good clothing , free nn-di. il attendance and plunge and shower- baths all avail nothing to attract UH-II to a life which wotdd draw them by allow.-jii'-o the thousands if a decent of pay for the service they reinler in peace , and alwaj's have been willing t < J render in war. were added to the in ducements. Joint encampments of the reiriil.jrs and the national guardsmen will I"1 held next summer. The regul.irs < 'i- joy camp as well as garrison sen. ' , though the duties are harder. 1. > s the belief of officers of the arm > tl. it these encampments , into wln > st > i , . .1- tary life the national srat * soIdiVii - ter. would induce onlistuK'iits ir ii the national guard by thf hun.lr oS > f the inon knew that their pay wom-l cojimuMisurato with the- work tln-\ .a > willing to do for their country. In a recent nnnil * r of the NorMi American Review General William II. Cartci. % commanding the Departin nt of the Lakes , has an enlightening ar'i- cle under the strongly suggestive rir o , "When Diplomacy Fails. " It i < ; written - ten by an ollicor not given to somcr-i. ; trumpet alarm notes and who for -tie worth of his service was made a IJi 4- adier General yars before th" " i' when under the ordinary rule of pr - motion he would have- been entit --i * > wear his star. Army officialsbelieve that if the es tablishment were enlarged po r : fo would be far more attractive ! - . . : - , ( of the greater nnmber of soti- ! ! ' - . * i the garrison. Tf the proposed . . < 1\ -o in pay is passed by Congress tl oers also believe that there will ! H > trouble in keeping the ranks filt ! 1. I that re-enlfctuirnts will be ti r rather than the exception , as jii-- to-day. MISSOURI BANK E03EED. Five Bandits Wreck Building aad Terrorize Tovm of Bich. Kill. Taking $2. , /K } < > after dynamiting . :1 wrecking the building of the I".r : n- ' - sand and Manufacturers * Bank in Illrh II , Mo. , five bandits , hravily arm. .1. ' r- rorixed citizens early the otlu r n. rn- ing and after exchanging shot . u Ii the sheriff's posse escaped to the rou h country south. No one was injun-d A terrific explosion caused by rh < > dynamiting of the vault of the b..uk iwakt-ued the town half an hourr midnight and the population hurried to the two-story brick bank in th" nu ref of the city. Many arrived in t'.a.e to see the robbers riding away. SOIMO of the citizens opened fire on th < > nV iug bandits and the latter returned the fire. Cashier J. W. Jamison said that all the available cash in the bank was token by the robbers. The building was ruined and several other bull iiius were damaged by the explosion. The sheriff organized a po.sse , but the ro. > - bers had a good start. I4 n ; "Women liiitcr.s. A jury has decided that Mrs. Stanton lilatch cannot compel th- Hoff man House of New York to -r\e m als to her after ( ' in the evening , ulna she is unaccompanied by a man. Mrs. ISIatch at onee apijealod the case , and -h.- \\ill bo supported in carrying the matter to the highest court by the Consumers' League and the Federation of Women's Clubs. A. bill to prevent the discrimination against women by hotels in this way has beea introduced in U' ° . legislature.