Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, January 16, 1908, Image 2
jj { Th Subject Exhausted. ] Mr. Jliglisome was reading the | eper aloud to his wife. Ho had begun tj en the department of "Marine News , ' Tphen his wife said : il "Skip that , I lush. " f "Why ? " he a k"d. "Aren't you inter | ested in the movements of ocean ves- " "i Bels ? " i ] "Not no\v. I got enough of their ! movements when wp went across last j | spring to satisfy my curiosiry for tha rest of my lifetime. " Then Mr. Ilighsome turned with alac rity to the sporting page. i STATE or Onto. CITY or TOLEDO , i _ I LrcAS COISTY. ] Frank .1. rhonoy makes oath that he Is J ! ccnior partner of the firm of K. .1. Cheney & I \ Co. , doliis business iu the City of Toledo , County aud Stito aforesaid , and thit said firm will jiav the sura of OXK 1IUXD11ED DQLLAUS for racii ami exery case of Ca tarrh that cannot he c'irod by the use o Hall * a Catarrh < 'Jin > . FRANK J. CHENEY. 1 Sivorn to Itefore me and subscribed 5u my t'fi ' presence , this Gtli day of December , A. D. 1S80. 1S80.SEAL ) A. W. GLEASQN. NOTAKV I'cuLic. Hall's ratarrh Cure is taken internally , and acts < iim-tly on the blood and muroui " fjurfac > s ol the "system. Send for testimo nials frr \ F. J. OH EXE V & CO. , Toledo , 0. ' Sold bv nil Druscist . Toe. 'J'aJie U-dll's Family Pills for constipation. Dovor. England. wiJl have a now har bor , wli--h will bo completed iu 3010 , when it will nccoajiuotlate fifty inen-of- war. The I c-rn-uii Aliiiniiuc in S,000OOO The 1'eruna Lucky Day Almanac has become a fixture iner eight million homes. It can be obtained from all druggists free. Be sure to inquire ear ly. The 1J OS Almanac is already pub lished , and the supply will soon be ex hausted. Do not put it off. Speak for one to-day. Physicians in various parts of England are complaining that the competition of departments of hospitals is ruinously un fair. Only One "BIIO3ZO QUIXIXE" That Is LAXATIVE I5UOMOQUINIXE. Lee * or the signature of E. W. OUOVE. Used the "World over to Cure a Cold in One day. ± < c. The Queen of Itnlj o.Tered an interna tional cup to be presented to the Qrst aeronaut wlio sticceeds in crossing the Alps by balloon. Mrs. VVjnsIov.-'s Soothliif ; Syrup for Child- reu teerhing. softeus the gums , reduces iii- tiaininarion. allays pain , cures wind colic. 25e a bottle. Wife. A clergyman happened to tell his son one Saturday afternoon what lesson he would read in church the next morn- Ing. The boy got hold of his father's Bible , found the lesson place aud glued together the connecting pages. In consequence the clergyman read to his flock the following day that i "when Noah was 120 years old he took unto himself a wife , who was" here he turned the page " 140 cubits long , 40 cubits wide , built of gopher wood and covered with pitch in and out. " After reading the passage the clergy man read it again to verify it. Then , pushing back his spectacles , he looked gravely at his congregation and said : "My friends , this is the first time I ever read that in the Bible , but I ac cept It : ib evidence of the assertion that we are fearfully and wonderfully made. " Human Life. Tlie Kiirmer in the A farmer had secured an appoint- snent as light keeper in a Maine coast jf lighthouse. The first night he went on > j > duty he lighted up promptly at dusk i u and at 10 o'clock ! carefully extinguishti cd the lamp. The next day , of course , j fl there was trouble , and when he was . . . taken to task he replied that he supposed - ! ' posed 10 oVlor-k was late enough to / keep the liirht going , as he thought that all honest men should be in bed at ! , ' that hour. Boston Herald. tl Didn't Deny It. t ; "When you mention the town of Oshkosh - r. ; kosh , " said the man with the incipient r.P bald spot on the apex of his cranial dome , P "you touch a sensitive chord. I once had a sweetheart there. " I ad d " aP "Are you sentimental over her yet , you old reprobate ? " u < ked the man with P the bulbous nose. tl tlsi "Why not , you insolent dunderhead ? si sir Bhe'n the sweetheart I married. " r < HAILROAD MAN Jti i Didn't Lilce Ueiiix Starved. j ; A man running on a railroad hag to be In good condition all the time or he I'b Is liable to do harm to himself and b other.i. Tin A clear head is necessary to run a n ; locomotive or conduct a train. Even nr a railroad man's appetite and digestion r < are matters of importance , as the clear brain and steady hand result from the w healthy appetite followed by the proper digestion of food. H.r. . "For the past five years , ' ' writes a r.- railroader , "I have been constantly trotibi"d with indigestion. Every doctor I consulted seemed to want to starve me to death. First I was dieted on warm water and toast until I was al- mos' ; starved ; then , when they would let me eat , the indigestion would be ftai right back again. ai aiol "Only temporary relief came from olcl remedies , and I tried about all of them clei J saw advertised. About throe months ei ago a friend advised me to try Grape- tl Nuts food. The very first day I noticed that my appetite was satisfied , which tlfi had not been the case before , that I fi 1 can remember. fin "In a week. I believe , I had more en n ergy than ever before In my life. I have gained seven pounds and have not had a touch of indigestion since I w have been eating Grape-Nuts. When RCai my wife saw how much good this food aidi was doing me she thought she would di try it awhile. We believe the discov dih erer of Grape-Nuts found the 'Perfect h < Food. ' " hi Name given by Postum Co. , Battle hiT Creek. .Mich. Read "The Uoad to Well- w Tille , " in pkgs. "There's a Reason , " Pi Pidi di fp' A P1FM § > Great Papers o-i Important Subjects , < gM 3iok * * - ® * A > * S01-T3CSIPTIOiS FOB THE AT.LIY. 7 = iiiN : : an ar.iy ! ! : ; . talks of the pos ibili- ty of conscripty ! i to till up the r.tnks of Wt { the United States regular army his re- .J marks must be taken in a Pickwickian ] K ? ! 5rr j -eJise. It i < s true we must maintain a stand- l SL h ing ai-iny. bt it is al.-o true that the army we need is S'i small iu proportion to the total population of the country that cons.-ripdon is a measure beyond all pfr-ihiUty of adoption. There is an e : : . < \ way to 111 ! up the ranks of the army if recruits are few and dei\ers miiy. : That is to make the coii'-.iitions of service pkas-auter than they have been. Just as any other trade or railing w ill attract or cease to attract men secerning : > s us relative julv.iutages alter. BO the army servieili feel the s-iuie inlluoices. : For l vo or three years it has been evident thrst someihnig to this end must ie done , ar.-l douhtles. ; the proper thing now is to increase the pay of the enlisted men. They are getting a . * * h allowance based 'ii eonditiops of an earlier generation and entirely ina < le-uate for conditions to-day. Congress nray be in an cconomi- ntooil this winter. It is to be hoped it will be. But economy does not dic tate such parsimony as to injr.ro ( he work of the regular army. The best economy i.s to tre.it the soldier * prop erly sc that they will be contented and stay with their. companies for many years after the country has gone tro--.ble of them the to the expense and giving necessary training. Cihcago Record-Herald. VILLAGE BEAUTIFYING. HE lia'ulsoiue memorial hall at North Billerica - lerica was "taxed to its utmost"hen the treasurer of the corporation made the an- nral award of prizes offered to It * tenants for best-kept premi.-es. llo\\er gardens , etc. Later in the evening a landscape architect ofile reputation , who addressed the merlins , took occasion to say thnt in eight years the village had heen transformed : and he told the people not to stop the beaui'ifying of their lawns and gardens with flowers , but to cultivate tlieir spare land for vege table gardeniir. : . and thus bring themsehes even nearer to the soil and the delights of its recreation. . What has he-en dow in North B'lleru-.t ' can be done In any other vi'lage. It is n. logger nere-sary that the manufacturing center sliouM he ; iiarked by uiJ igN'.y architecture , barren yards and unkept public s inaivs. Nor is it true that the nj n who toils within br-k ; walls has no sense for the be.tuJifu ! in nature , and no regard for the improvement of his home surroundings We are teaching the children to love th" plants and ilowera and birds : why not siive them the plants and llowers. that the birds may come of their own accord ? Any rural community may become tne village beautiful : and the residential ciry street may likewise shift itself above its sordidness and its dirt. The leaf is falling now. tile SHOPLIFTING. L ii MI do and Otitxicio Thin c-s in fJie His : DpjijsrJiHC-nt Mivex. The fixed charges of a department itore must cover the loss of breakage uid general destruction , the failure of ; oods to sell , and theft. The cheaper tores suffer more seriously from hievuis ] than the higher price.'l ones rau e tlu'Sr employes are less trust worthy. For yorirs the proprietors es- iiiiated that their theft losses wore Sue half to their dishonest e'ni 'oyo ' < ? .nd half to outsitlers , but not one of hem would vntuiv to/estimate the otal. There is a curious standard of thics amontj mine of the employes. , " 'hey "do not regard taking articles for heir own use as theft , whereas to ake them for some one else , even ; i iemher of the family , is plain robbery. Almost never : 'rc ihese iruilty ones rostecuted. e\en if they are dot x-tod nd the proof H conclusive. They are lischarired. of course , and notices are msted in the dressing room ex pi lininir he reason , r.ut when an employe teals iroods to sell and i- . caught ar- est follows. Professional shoplifter. * have been irgely eliminated owing to s" eniatic rosceution. By far the greatfst num- er of thefts committe-d by outsiders re traced to women , usually rep-.sfa- lo. : who yield to a sudden temptation. ncidenially the newspapers never i ame a store in which a person is are - j e < ; ted for shoplifting for th < > simple t eason that it would frighion awjiy | usjomnrs. A retail store on Ilroad- ay. New York , that did a Ian. iiusi- ess was actually ruined l-y thpub - cation of the details of several arrests 'ithln its doors. Everybody's. NOTED SOCIETY WOIrr V'orlh . ? ( > ( > , OOO.OOO. snTakes u Mrs. Marshall Field , \vido\v of-Jhe a mo us merchant i > rinc < ' of Chicago nd worth $ < 0.K ( ; < ) .UUO. has recemlv btained an ajjpointment as head of the Ivle Health Commission of the Wes- ! rn inetropolic , with entire rli.trire o' " lie new bureau of i lilk - in--p ; > ction. 'hen Mrs. Field pledged herself to Ills work there was a .gasp of surprise rom society al ! over the world. Known verywhere. a natural ' lead.-r. rnd by eason of her persona i ch rt.i.and bi-r reat wealth airpiy qualified for Ko-ial re-eminence , it was espe.-l s-1 that she ould return to tlie brilliant rour.tls oi" ocial events , from which , hc hail sep- rated herself when Marsh. ,11 Field ied. Airs. Field has no chiUre , * either ly er first husband or by ' 'r Field. The itter had two. a si : i aid a dauv.for. 'he son atvidentally tcilled himself Illi a gun but a few weeks before neumonla carried off the father. The .au b.ter is uiarriod uid lives in En- grass drying and the flower has long since gone to seed ; but another spring is coming , with its magician's touch lor all the earth that has been prepared by nature 01 the hand of man. Lowell Courier-Citizen. SAINT GAUDEN'S EAGLE CONDEMNED. , ] have received one of the new gold coins which are now being celebrated in connec tion with the suppression of the familiar legend , "In God We Trust. " Having re gard to the artistic quality of the design , the piece is distressing. Knowing the work of the lamented Saint Gaudens as inti mately as we do , we arc impelled to the conclusion that he must have executed it under the most unfavorable and forbidding circumstances. It is wholly unworthy oi ! him. and indeed wholly unlike him. Saint Gaudens in his treatment of inscriptions was always most distin guished ; his lines of text were characterized by a dec orative significance that was full of charm , whereas in the new coin the lettering is as coarse and rep ll'ant as its disposition is unfortunate. The head of Liberty is utterly flat and unrelieved ; it has no quality of anything ; it is pitched in its plane without the least sense of composition and is superim posed upon a date of egregious disproportion and style. The reverse is wholly discouraging. Saint Gaudens was more Greek in his sympathy and inspiration than any other artist of the nineteenth century , and how he should have executed such a modern barbarism as this eagle is beyond our comprehension. We know what the ( Iffii- ctilties are in conforming to the physical requirements of modern courage , but the die sinker's art is not in exorable. We reject the coin definitively ; we refuse to accept it as the work of Augustus Saint Gaudens. J York Sun THE TELEGRAPH TRUST. K incident in connection with the settle ment of the telegraph strike that has not become generally known is that the oper ators , when they went back to work , found tin ir wages had been cut 10 per cent. This is in spite of the fact that the com- panics have raised the cost of messages from l. i to . ' ! . " per cent over the prices which heretofore have paid enormous dividends to stockholders. Thus the telegraph trust is doing its work at 10 per cent less , is getting from 1T > to 3.1 per cent more money for it than ever before , and the public and the operators have to stand the loss. That is a delightful situation for the tele graph trust , aud may be useful in helping Anna Gould to hire another titled husband. But neither the operators nor tiie public finds much comfort in it. The telegraph trust should beware of crowding public good nature too far. Not much is necessary to convince the people of. the United States that they should follow the example set by Great Britain and take over the tele graph monopoly themselves. Chicago Journal. gland , so that Mrs. Field has no ties to prevent her carryimr out her ideas in the line of civic reform. This new figure in public life has had a wonderfully romantic career. j Tw titv-tevon years ago. just after her father. : i inillionaire hardware manufacturer , died , she married Ar thur Caton. They immediately moved to Chicago and lived in the house adjoining - ' joining fh-it of Marshall Field. The families bc"amo ery intimate and for a ( tuj'rt" " of a e-iturv Caton and i j I ! j | ' i | i MKb. MAnSTTATT. liLl.I ) . Field \\cre the closest of friends and business partners. In 1-1 ! ) ( ) Caton died. Eight months lat.r Mrs. Caton sailed for a German port. A month later Marshall Field followed. They immediately went to London , where they were married. They were royally entertained in En gland and on the continent and re turned to this country. In five months Mr. Field was dead , the son had died , and the new Mrs. Field was once more alone. She gave up all her pleas ures and immediately applied to the Mayor of Chicago for the permission to undertake the work which she is now performing. Mrs. Field has been presented at sev eral European courts and is a familiar figure at European watering places fre quented by royalty. Her nephew. Spen cer Eddy , is secretary of the United States embassy at Berlin. Mrs. Field has a love for line horses and has ex hibited her thoroughbreds in almost every bii : show in America. She also rides to hounds and drives a coach. Ilo\v a woman does admire a man v.ho bows low when he meets her ! OLD DAYS ON THE BIVEB. Some Conditions ihat Zlfnlco Their Kevivsil Improbable. Every two or three years for tlie last ten years different individuals and steamboat companies have put into op eration one or more packets modern steamboats to ply between St. Louis and various points up the Missouri River , says a contributor to the New York Sun. These packets have uni formly charged a freight rate approxi mating CO per cent of the rate charged by the railroads for the same class of 1 freight to and from the same points , j In no case has this service been contin- ! tied for more tha a period of rt few j months , for the operators of these steamboats found that they w re los ing money. But others , after a lapse of several months or a few years have tried it and put other boats into opera tion in the hope of a profitable busi ness. Those who are in a position to observe - serve and who are familiar with old and new conditions believe the cause of the failure of this business to pay is that people of the present day and time arc accustomed to and prefer certain and quick transit even at additional ex- jicuse. In the "old river days , " with | undeveloped country from ten to twen- ty packets plied between St. Louis and Missouri river points and the business was profitable and several substantial fortunes were accumulated by steam boat owners. But railroads have changed conditions materially. An ad ditional eause contributing to failure In the steamboat business is the fact that for weeks at a time during the winter season the river is not navigable on ac count of ice. Many of the old steamboat captains and pilots who spent the better years of their lives on the Missouri river and who are among the most skillful river men in this country , have been forced out of employment , while others now operate small ferryboats. Still others have passed away leaving no successors. While conditions are slightly better on the Mississippi river above St. Louis at the present time it is believed that river transportation in a few years will be a thing of the past. These rea sons were advanced by Congressman Burton of the deep waterways commis sion and lie doubted if the people of the upper Mississippi would use a deep er channel enough to warrant construc tion. Too Much. "It's hard to believe that she's as in telligent a woman as they say she isj. She's going to marry a .Tap , you know. " "Oh , well , love is blind , they say. " "Yes , but there's no excuse for Its being color-blind. " The Catholic ! Standard and Times. j 1-liJ1) Lancastrian- ; victorious at Wake- liold. { War of tl.e Itot-t . > lUPft British Kast India Company char tered. 17.U3 James Frr.mis Kdwnrd Stuart , piv- t. trier to the throne of England , died in Konio. 1 7 > ( > . Moat'.roaery killed before 1777 Washington surprised ami drf < ; it- od the British at Princeton. X. J. l"1 Itpned"t : ArnoM appointed a briga dier general in the British anm. 17S1 Congress chartered the P.nnk of North America. 170JJ Second : > . - sion of the Iir-.t C m- gre.-s opened in New York. 171KJ Treaty between Russia and Prus sia , for the second part it km of Po land. . . .Thonuis Jefferson resigned as Secretary of State. 1813 P.ritish burned P.Iaek Rock and P.ulTalo. ! S-- Parliament buildings in Toronto burned. ! Sr l Louis Kossuth , Hungarian patriot , spoke before Congress at Washing ton. 18.j : Gadsden purchase made by treaty. l v > 7 Canada adopted the decimal sys tem of public accounts. ! 8. iS The Locompton constitution in Kansas submitted to the pop'dar vote and rejected. 1SG1 K. G. Spauldiiiir of New York in troduced in the House the original legal tender bill. iSb'li Kricsson's Monitor foundered off Cape Ilatteras in a storm , with loss of sixteen lives. 1S71 ! Ilrigham Youmr. leader of the Mor mons , surrendered himself for trial. 1877 Cornelius Vamlerbilt. American financier , died Oueen Victoria instituted the Imperial Order of the Crown of India , for Indie- : . 18.50 Archbishop Uyan of Philadelphia invested with the pallium. 1887 Five million dollars in property destroyed by fire in IJome. Italy. 1X8 ! ) Horatio Allen , who ran the first railroad locomotive in America , tl.ed in New Jersey. l.iWomen : admitted to diplomas at the British Royal College of Sur geons. IS'J.'I President Harrison issued a proclamation of amnesty to Mormons liable to prosecution for polygamy who will refrain from poi.\gamuns marriase. 1SI > 4 Amelia Jenks Bloomer , originator' of the "bioomer" costume for wom en , died at Council Bluffs. Iowa. ltD. i Public degradation of Dreyfus at Paris. 1S)7 ! Gen. Sir Henry Ilavelock Allan killed by Afridis on the Indian front - t icr. lUOo Iroquois theater. Chicago , burned , with loss of . S7 lives. Ask Oricntslisl to I v The American Society of Biblical Lit erature and Exegesis , at its recent meet ing in Philadelphia , passed a resolution culling upon Prof. Hermann V. Ililprecht. a professor at the Tniver-ity of Penns\l- \nnia , to make a public reply to the charges laid against him of faking in j connection with some ancient tablets j \\hich he claimed to have dug tip at Nip- ; pt'r. It is charged that these tablets which are now in the tmtsenm of the Tniversity of Pennsylvania. in < * t < > ; id of ha\5ng been dug tip by the prof ssor. had been bought by him in various cities of the Orient and that most of them had never been near Nippur. It 5 also de- 1 dared thai the tablet.- , were in the hands 3 ot' dealers some years prior to Dr. Hil- Diecht's alleged discoveries. , fjomlricli Admits Xival DcfuetN. In a Chicago interview. Rear Admiral loodrich. commander of the New York navy yard , said that Henry Reuterdahl knew what he was talking about in the article pointing out defects in the Amer ican navy. The admiral added that he too had expressed similar views to the Secretarv of the Navv. It is now under 1 stood that the President is preparing to , insist upon a general reorganization of the naval bureaus. a \Vtll Use : tOOOOOOOO Cans. The California Fruit Canners * Asso- < ] . iation has just Driven the largest contract c ? oians on record to the American Can cii cr Company of Pittsbunr. calling for 'JOO- ii iie ( HitMKU ) cans to be deli\-rod at the rate e of TiiUlOIUXlO a year for five years. It is r ma.If known that torrns on this order wore forced upon the Steel Trust by the . threat of building can works in California lu the fruit growers of that section. s' ' it : itn \eiv Vorlc's Ileiit Tlie organized movement among the a 'nemciit duellers of the lower East Sideh of N > w York City to force from land- ltr's a lower scale of rents has taken on ainmnth proportions , the estimated num.- J LIT of participants varying from : > ) ,00 ( ) to TD.UtKt. Local socialists are prominent ; in the leadership au < l many meetings have S ( bi'cn held , several gatherings in the open a air being broken tip by the police. Many ) / of the landlords already are scared and si some have made reductions. Q 1-VlJie Biddy. When the traditional hen -was al to cross the traditional road the wise goose laughed uproariously. "Tell me , Biddy , " chuckled the -wlsej goose , "why does the hen cross tha road1' "Because she is not a goose to standf in the road and get run over , " retorted the lien. And ten minutes later , when tha goose picked himself out of the mud and shook the gasoline out of hla broken feathers , he was a sadder but wiser bird. a Sx Jla&KA S J fttst V-fi&.tr&yi&g . t a Settler Can Secure In 160 Acres G/ain-Grav/inz Land FREE. 20 lo 40 Bushels Wheat to the Acre. 40 to 90 Busheb Onts to the Acre. 35 to 50 Bushels Dcrley to the Acre. Timber for Fencing and Duildingt FREE. Good Laws with Low Taxation. Splendid Railroad Facilities nr.d Low Rates. Schools and Churches Convenient. Satisfactory Markets for all Productioni. Good Climate and Perfect Health. Chances for Profitable Investments. Sonic of theJchoiVost irrain-producin ? lands In Saskatchewan ami Alberta may nowbe acquired in these most healthful and prosperous sections under the Esuised Biossesiead Regulations by which entry ma v be made by proxy ( on certain conditions ) , bvthe father.mother , son.daughter , brother or sister of intending homesteader. Entry fee in each ca'-f is 510 00. For pamphlet , "Last Best West. " particulars as to rates , routes , host time to go and where to locate , apply to \V. D. Scott , Superintendent of Immigration , Ottawa. Canada , or K. T. Holmes , 315 Jackson St. , St. Paul , .Minn , and J. .M. MacLachlan , Box \Vatertown , bo. Dakota Authorized Govern ment Agents , i'lonse &ay % 7hero you snv this advertisement. The Iviinl She Mke I. ' Tie was just lighting his cigar before going forth into the darkness of tha night. "Do you like wax matches ? " ha asked. "Xo. " .she replied. "I prefer the old- fashioned parlor match. " And a week later lie had squandered half his savings on an engagement ring. Her Doleful Mrs. Wretitor had spent the day in running around with glib tongucd agents who had eligible apartments to rent. "Nothing but sharps atid flats ! " sha sfched. a she gave up the search. Chicago cage Tribune. SINKS AND BRAINS A FREQUENT - QUENT CAUSE OF TYPHOID Purify These and You Will Be Safe from Contagion. DISINFECTING THE ONLY PREVENTIVE. Borax , a Simple , Safe and Sure Method. ITo\v to keep our tomes clean , sweet and free frow germ influences is a question. While there is no occasion for alarm , it is always well to be forearmed on the theory that "An Ounce of Preven tion Is Better Than a Pound of Cure , " and no ounce of prevention has yet been discovered that is more simple , more direct and more effective , yet harmless to the human system , than Borax. Borax has been known and used for generations as a purifier and preven tive against epidemic influences orig inating from uncleanly conditions re sulting from unsanitary sinks and drains , and when xised as a hot solu tion in the proportion of two tablespoonfuls - spoonfuls to a gallon of hot water Hushed through the offending loca tions , removes every trace of disease germs and renders the pipes clean and wholesome. Borax in addition to its hygienic qualities , is a household necessity , and can be used for numberless domestic purposes. It softens the water , makes linen dazzHni : white , will cleanse every article in the kitchen or dining room and make it bright , will prevent moths , soften and whiten the skin , remove dandruff and cleanse the scalp , and for cleansing and steriliz- ng baby's milk bottle and nipple has no equal. Borax , unlike every other cleanser ind disinfectant , is absolutely harm less to the system , and is safe , simple , economical , and ean be purchased at my druggist or grocery. A dainty jook in colors , called the "Jhiyie roo/- . " will be sent free ( o any Mother sending name and address of her baby uid lop * from tico one-pound cartons "SO-J/u/e-T'coHi" Itorax , with 5c in tamps. Address Paciflc Coast Borax o.'Chicago , 111.