Too 2IUa.
Tlicrc arc distinctions without differ
ences , also differences without distinc-
tlons. A small man. noted for his econ
omy in sneaking truth , demount rated the
fact. After n loa and exasperating ea-
. reer o prevnri'-it.oii. chance voujiht him
up standing against a bijjser individual ,
who has the courage of his convictions ,
also a nice sense of discrimination in the
use of language. *
He said tl : uis to the little man things
that made Lira writhe and turn purple in
the face. "But the worst of h all was , "
whined -the little mail to his confidante
later , "he never once called me' a liar
said I was nobins but a mSsc'rable little
story teller. " Success Mirnzinp. ;
JGTEW STBENGTH POP OLD BACKS.
2 < fo Tiectl to Suffer Every Day from
Mrs. Joannah Straw , 520 North
Broadway. Canton. S. D. , says : "For
throe years I sufier-
ed everything with
rhouiiiatisin iu my
limbs ami a dull ,
ceaseless aching hi
my back. I was
weak , languid , bro
ken with headaches
and dizzy spells and
the kidney SIH V < -
tioiin were t h i c k
with sMids. 1 was
ivr-Hy in a critical
condition when 1 be
gan wuh Doau's Kidney Pills ami
certainly did wonders for me.
I am 81 years old. I ani as well as UK
average woman of 50. 1 work well ,
cat well and sleep wt-11. "
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Foster-Milburu Co. . Buffalo , X. Y.
Followed His Order * .
' President Iladley , of Yale , coming
back to New Haven late one night , got
onto one of the cabs at the station ,
nnd , taking it for granted that the
cabby knew "who ho was , said :
" "Drive fast , cabby. "
"All right , hir. " repl'ed cabby. The
liorse kept up his rapid gr.it for half an
bour , going up one street and down an
other.
Finally Dr. Iladley. seeing that ho
was being taken in the wrong direc
tion , stuck his head out of the window
and asked : "Arc you not going in the
' wrong direction , cabby ? "
H "Hanged if I know , mister , " was the
astonishing reply ; "where do you want
-to 50 ? "
3CZEMA COVESED BA'BY.
"SVcrxt Cst e Deetory Ever Saiv- Suf
fered I'atolsl Misery erfesrt Cure
! by Cnticnrti Tlcjiscdies.
"Jtfy son. wlio is how twenty-two
years of age , when four months old
began to have eczema on his face ,
spreading quite rapidly until he was
aearly covered. The eczema was some-
tiling terrible , and t'ae doctors said it
xvas tlie worst case they ever saw. At
times his whole body and face were
covered , all but h-s feet I used many
kinds of patent medicines , to no avail.
A friend teamed me to try Cuticura.
Ai last I decided to try Cuticura when
my boy was three years and four
mouths old , having had eczema all that
time and suffering untold misery. T
began to use all three of the Cuticura
Remedies. He was better in two
months ; in six mouths he was well.
.Vrs. R. L. Risley , I'ierraont. N. II. .
.Oct. 2J , 1005. "
* i
A SXreuuons ITsiit.
* Tt was growing very late , but the
"young man in the parlor scene shower !
no signs of mr.king a houe run.
"You evidently have a very vividim-
ngination. Mr. Borcm , " said the dear
girl as she made -unsuccessful attempt -
tempt to Strangle a yawn.
"Why do you think so ? " queried the
ansnspocting Borem.
"I thought perhaps yon imagined
yourself in the arctic regions , where
the nights are six months longsh - >
- explained.
And thirty seconds later lie ha'l
' 'faded Into the glumpsome gloom. Chi-
News.
o c
Is L VXAkf IVE HROMO QriXIXE. Lee
for the signature of E. W. GitOVE. T'sed thr
World ofcr to ( Jure a Cold in One day. ! ! oc
Tleauty in tfac AnsrloTrorsu ;
If there is any living thing that
"Bcenis to have nothing to relieve its
ugliness it is the angleworm that
crawls slimily across ' the sidewalk
-nfter o heavy rain. And yet even that
fs beautiful. Put a bit of its upper
kin under the microscope and your
ideas of the poor little worm will
change mightily. It shimmers like the
softest satin and sparkles with all the
colors of the rainbow , for it MS covered
with little fine lines crossing each
other like the cuttings in a glass vase.
Mrs. "Winslow's Sooth Syrup for Children
teething , softens the sums , reduces inflain-
matinn. allays pain , cures wiud colic. li3c a
bottle.
A Ilentliip ; HUMO.
Agents and janitors of six-story
Apartment houses with no elevator have
a sharp little trick of trying to de
ceive prospective tenants as to the
nights of stairs they will have to climb.
The first floor is designated the "par
lor" Hour , and they begin to count from
the second.
"What have you to rent ? ' ' inquired
n. woman the other day when the jan
itor answered her ring.
"Five rooms and a bath , fourth
floor. "
"I'll look at it , " said the Aweary
homcseokcr , though the stairs appalled
fcer.
fcer.On
On the fourth floor she paused , but
the janitor toiled on.
"This is the fourth floor , " protested
tlic would-be tenant.
"One more flight , " said the janitor ,
who plays the game every day and enjoys -
_ joys It
HO BHOTEEH1Y LOVE IS BUSINESS.
By A. B. Siickncy.
I have never seen much of an exhibition
of the effects of brotherly love in commercial
affairs , and my opinion is that if the presi
dent of a railway shoukl attempt to run it
ou brotherly love , the road would be scalped
bareheaded in thirty minutes , and at the end
of the month there would be no money in
the treasury with which to pay wages.
Probably tiie largest fortune which has ever
been amassed in this or any otlur country by oue man in
a single life has been produced in the last forty years in
the iron trade.-It has been the direct result of a law of
Congress , enacted to benefit labor. Under this law , dur
ing the years in which this enormous fortune was accu
mulating , the government has enforced the collection of
a tax from the other industries of the country , ranging
from 927.30 down to $7.C0 per ton on his entire output ,
not one dollar of. which was intended or ever did go into
the treasury of the government , but every dollar of which
was paid to ( his ironmaster. In dealing with wages , he
stood firmly by the natural laws , never paying if penny
more than the law of supply and demand compelled. The
law enriched the employer instead-of the employe. The
mploycr has built palaces and bounht castles. The em
ployes live in the same miserable chanties as before.
This act of Congress is still in force , enriching the
greatest organization of capital which the world has
ever known. My judgment throws to the wind all the
theories of equitable distribution by brotherly love or by
legislation. 1 believe that in economic affairs the only
way to get a fair share is to bo prepared always to light ,
and uhen necessary to fight for it.
OuH SOU53) HOBAL STAEDAEBS.
By Oov. Charles B. Hughes.
> tliflt fhp niornl stnnrliirrls nf
the American people were never more
couud than they are tp-day. Con id-
cring the treiicndous increase in the
opportunities for wrongdoing , the se
ductive and refined temptation and
the materialistic appeals that are in
cident to our mode of life and the
material comforts which invention and
commerce have niado possible , I be
lieve that the manner in which the
ethical development of the people has
kept pace with their progress iu oth
er directions may fairly be called ex
traordinary. We have disclosure of
shocking infidelity to trust and to pub-
GOV. HUGHES. 3ic oWi b'.it
tlpn , more important
tiiau the evil"disclosed was the attitude of the people
toward it. Devotion to duty and strict discharge of Hon
orable obligation to both individual and public are not
hypocritically preached , but are the sincere and insistent
'
demand of the American people irnui one'end of the land
to the other. Individual shortcomings are many , but the
moral judgment of , the community Is keen and severe.
In this we find just cause for satisfaction.
In a democracy stability depends upon the rclgu of rea
son , and it is the fact that we are a common people that
gives us assurance for the future. Democracy has con
stantly to struggle against three abuses. This is illus
trated by concerted-attempts on the part of those who
find themselves in a strong position to put others at a
disadvantage by unfair means. It is the business ofi a
free government , desiring so far as possible to give each
individual a fair chance , to put a stop to improper practices -
ticos designed to restrict tlie area of opportunity. Then
there is the abuse of privileges received from the gov
ernment Itself the misuse of public franchises granted
upon condition that they shall be used to benefit the
public. It is the business of a free government to se
cure the just use of such franchises for the public benefit.
There is also the abuse of the system of government It
self by prostituting representative powers to selfish ad
vantage. To guard against these abuses and put an end
to them whore they exist the people must bo constantly
alert.
DIVINE LAW LEAH'S OHLY GUIDE.
By Francis B. Moore.
"Would you wear your straw hat
"iown to the office to-day ? " asked the
Juan's wife.
"Hy no means , " replied the man.
"That is different altogether. If 1 wore
my straw hot I'd have a crowd follow
ing me. I'm wearing the same hat that
f .wore last winter , though. " .
' Because't isn't conspicuous. If it
made you conspicuous you wouldn't.
You know perfectly we'll that you
wouldn't. You'd go straight to a hat
ter's and get something that was in
style. But you want me to be conspic
uous , and I am. "
"Do yon mean to say that sweet lit
tle hat you bought spk'lc and span new
only last fall would make you - conspicuous
uous ? " demanded the man.
"When every woman is wearing a
totally different style ? Certainly i do , "
hs wife replied , in nowise mollified by
the'implied ' flattery.
'
"Every woman ? ' ' , >
"Every woman.1 ,
"Every woman wearing those invert
ed , saucer-shaped abominations ? "
"Yos , if you want io call tho'n that. "
"Then , 1 think I should want to be
conspicuous. " said the man. decidedly.
"You can wear your straw hat. then. ' '
retorted his wife. "Of course if you
feel that you can't afford to have me
dress as other women do I have noth
ing more to say. I'll wear a shawl
over my head if you think it is abso
lutely necessary. But I think "
"Now. don't get excited , my dear , "
said the man. "You know perfectly
well that it isn't a question of money.
I don't care anything at all about that.
I was just arguing that it was absurd
to go tothe exp-.Miso when it seemed
to be entirely superfluous. When you
get the worst of an argument that's
the way you always are. "
"I don't see that I have got the worst
of it. " said his wife.
"You never will sec it. " said the
man. "I'll show you that you arc quite
illogical. You say that'you don't want
to bo conspicuous and yet you say that
the trimming is going to cost $ lo. "
"If I get the plumes , but then I can
use them on some other hat. You said
just now that you weren't talking
about the oxpnsi . "
"Won't you please wait until
I've done talking ? " beggi J the man.
"I was going to1 say that if you didn't
want to make yourself conspicuous
what do you want to stick plumes in
'
your hat'for ? Tell me Unit. "
"Oh , I'm not ' > iig to argue aleut
It , " said his wife. "I'll weur my old
far from there being many different roads leading to
heaven , there is In fact only one viz. : obedience to the
divine revealed law. is'o man may think himself excused
from obeying it , and if anyone loses heaven , he alone is
to blame.
A divine rule of conduct Involving life and death must
be the same for all men , it must bo unchangeable , and it
must be known easily. God might have revealed or made
known the divine law personally and directly to each
individual man in a miraculous and unmistakable man
ner If lie had wished to do so , but this was not neces
sary. What lie actually did was to make it known to
certain men through the teaching of Jesus Christ ; these
men were instructed by Him during three years , and
organized into a teaching society called the church , and
lie commanded thorn to "go and teach all nations , " prom
ising to bo with them In their teaching "until the end of
the world. "
Jesus Christ has taught that those who wilL not accept
the teaching of the church arc those who do not know
what the divine revealed law is in these plain and un
mistakable words : "If any man will not hear the church ,
let him bo to you as the heathen ; " the heathen , of course ,
arc those who have not yet learned the divine revealed
law. But God will make it easy for anyone to learn what
that law is , and to obey it , and thus reach salvation , if
ho sincerely and humbly bogs the divine assistance.
hat. I suppose ; { at ought to bo gooci
enough for me. "
"Don't you think I aui right ? "
"Oh , of course , you arc always
right. "
"Apd that style will go out before
the winter is over. " said the man. "All
these very marked fashions do. They
get imitated in the very cheapest.kind
of mnfoTrials until the best people the
realty fashionable people throw them
away. You know that is so. I've heard
you say that mysvif. * '
/'Yes. that is so. " sighed his wife.
"Well , isn't it ? And that last fall's
hat is really as tasteftil and becoming
a i it can be and it wouldn't bo : lt all
noticeable. "
"It's lovely. " agreed his wife. "And
as far as being noticed is concerned no
body is likely to notice anything I wear.
What does it matter ? "
"Don't talk that way , " pleaded the
man. "You know I want you to have
what you want and I don't grudge the
expense. But you sny yourself that I'm
right. "
"Yes , you're perfectly right , " said
his wife. "But I want the hat ! I
want the hat ! I want the hat ! "
"Then if' it's like that , " said the
man , wisely , "you certainly will have
to have it. "
A Capricious Appetite.
"It's awful trying this catering to a
sick girl , " Mrs. Douglas confessed to
the friendly visitor who had called to
inquire for Amy.
. * 'I believe this convalescent business
comes harder on mo than her real sick
ness. " continued Mrs. Douglas , with a
deep sigh. I'm that put to it to get
something that she'll eat with a relish ,
I get all riled up sometimes trying to
tempt her. "
The visitor murmured something
sympathetic , and thus encouraged , Mrs.
Dounlas went on.
"Only yesterday , " she said , "I got her
a pork chop and five cents' worth of
marshmallows for her dinner , and if
you'll believe me she turned up her
nose an' said she couldn't eat a mite ! "
Miss Ycrncr I do wish tiio VanGilts
would invite me to share their box : at
tin * opera just once.
iiJcf. Wise Nonsense ! You can't ex-
jfoct thorn to. They know you're not a
load talker or dresser. Philadelphia
Press.
S oiuc men need a big humiliation
aboutTso often to ' "e- ' thorn reasonably
modesf-
In the popular philosophy of our times a
fuuclanient.il doctrine has been evolved which
teaches that It is a trivial matter what one
believes ; for "we shall all arrive safe in the
bettor land , though yve may have traveled by
any one of many different roads. " This Is an
enchanting notion , and it would bo quite sooth
ing if it were true ; but if it is not , the sooner
we discover its falsity the bettor for us. So
LUIvlBEPJACSS' TJ riOUS PAD.
lilcii froia tliu "Woods V/cnr Tintypes
in Gilt Jrimen on Tlieiv Gouts.
What does a lumber jack want of a
little round tintype of himself in a
near-gilt frame to pin on his coat ?
What does an elephant want of a mili
tary hair brash ? In the. latter case
he doesn't , but in the former ho thinks ;
he does. Ask the man who is talcing j
the tintypes down on Bridge square
if you want to he doesn't Know. It
isn't exactly wise to ask Oie lumber
jacks , for they aren't feeling any too
meek and mild these days , says the
Minneapolis Journal.
When you have $173 or 5200 to spend
in two weeks and theaters ami clothes i
and other iihings are not for you , when
you are so constituted that you
wouldn't think of wandering above
Washington avenue well , maybe that
answers the question of what the lum
ber jack wants with a tintype of him
self to pin on his coat. Whether they
want them or not , they arc buying
them.
It seems to be part of this year's
initiation ritual into the ranks of the
lumber jacks to wear a tintype In a
near-gilt frame pinned on your coat. In
this case the spruce young man with
the machine , -\vhich looks like a pocket
edition telescope , and in which the pic
tures are turned out , is the initiator ,
and for his services the unorganized
order of lumber jacks pays-him on an
average of 20 cents a minute. For
fashion ! s fashion , even among lumber
jacks , and with tintypes gilt frame
and all coming at 10 cents each they
line up and get through with it as fast
as possible.
But even admitting that they want
tintypes in gilt frames , what reason
they have for holding their hands In.
front of their faces while the pictures
are taken has got even the policemen
on the beat puzzled.
A Kc v Trade.
In a New York school a teacher was
asking the children what trades their
fathers followed ; but one little girl at
first refused to toll. "Come , Rosie , you
must tell , " said the teacher.
"Well , ma'am , he's a worm-cater , "
said Rosie.
"A worm-eater ? "
"Yes , ma'am. A worm-cater In an
antique. "
The puzzled teacher made a journey
to Rosio's home , and found it was all
true. Iler father's work was boring
life-like worm-holes in imitation an
tique furniture , to make it look genu
ine
Really Xot Surprising.
"My goodness , " exclaimed Mrs. Kid-
dcr , " "I don't know anything more sur
prising than the way our gas bills run
"
up. "
"Oh , that's not so surprising , " re
plied her husband , "when you consider
how many thousand foot they have. "
Philadelphia Press.
Products of Soil to Bring $7
000,000 to Farmers This
Year.
BILLIONS POP. OTHER THINGS
Hay anrl Cotton 1-Text to Com <
While $500,000,000 Is Wheat
- , . Output.
One billion three hundred and fift
million dollars , say * ; Secretary of Agr
culture .Tames Wilson , will be the valu
of this great crop of corn. Only foil
crops 'before have exceeded $ l.COOOt 0
000. The farm value of the corn < - roof
of eight such years as 1007 would pa
for duplicating every inile of stea :
railroads in the United States and pa
for their costly terminals , rolling stot-
and all property.
The value of the total farm prodw
tions in 1007 exceeded that of 1KK !
which was far above that of any prc
ceding year. The total value for 1 %
is $7,412,000,000 , n amount 10 pe
cent greater than the total for 100 ?
17 per cent greater than that of 100 :
20 per cent above that of 100-1 , 23 pe
cent iu excess of that for 1003 and 5'
per cent greater than the total valm
for 1S99.
The animals sold from farms am
those slaughtered on them in 1007 wen
vwrth about $1.270,000.000.
During the fiscal year 1007 the experts
ports of farm products exceeded th <
imports by $4-14,000,000. a balance tha
has been exceededd only four time ?
in 1808 , 1800 , 10U1 and If 02.
Apparently the hay crop this year it
more valuable than the cotton crop. Ot
tie-count of the varieties and qualities
: > f hay ats average price is dillicult t <
determine. The computed value of tlu
> 1,420CCO tons of the crop is $ GGO,0 0 ,
3CO. The tonnage has been exceedc-c
several time ? , but the value is $ ; ,00 , -
JOO above the highest previous value
that of 1000. \
In value the cotton crop of 1907. es
: imated to be from $ ( 0.000.000 tc
73,000,000. takes third place , if ia tlu
inal estimates it does not displace Iiaj
\.r second rank. Though its farm val-
uis probably a little below tliat oi
.ist year's crop , in other respects it will
> e the most valuable cotton crop ever
: used in this country , and 7 per cent
i hove the average farm value of the
reps of the previous five years.
Wheat TM OVorrii ? 5OO.OOO , OO
The wheat crop of 1007 is r,2-.r > 7. ; . ' ' %
> n > hels. 3 per cent less than the aver-
! - : ' quantity for the live preceding
rars. But the value is about $300.000-
! > , or 5 % per cent more than the av-
The farm value of sugar beets , sugar
: iiu > . sorghum cane anJ molasses and
yrup made on the farm is $ fi4.000,000.
r-Tar made in sugar mills ( including
aw cane sugar and refined beet sugar )
mounts to SSD.OOO short tons , worth
7H.COO.OOO. Other products of HIP su-
-ir mills bring the value up to $03.000-
00 : three-fourths of this is farm value.
The oat crop 741.21.0t ) bushels
> 10 per cent below the five-year a\-
rage , but the value is 2 > per cent
: uvc the average , or $3110,000,000.
Potatoes 202.427.000 bushels are 2
cr cent above the average : the value
4 $100,000.000 , or 2G per cent above the
verage.
Karley also is 2 per cent alwve the
verage in quantity , while the value is
straordinary. about 85 per cent above
le average. The quant itis 147.102-
' . < ) bushels , the value $113.000.000.
Tobacco deeliiMMl to < 543.21 : } . < K'0
ounds. 11 per cent below the average
1 quantity , with a value of $ > 7OOO.OOO ,
r ( i } K r cent above the average. The
: op is smaller than for many years.
Irrigation is yet confined almost en-
ivly to the arid a'.itl semi-arid regions
t" the We t and the rice lands of the
ulf coast. The irrigated area now
udor cultivation in this country is
l.Odo.OOO acres , and the crops grown
ore worth not less than $173,000,000.
Ilyo produced ol.300.000 bushels , with
value of $23.000,000 : a quantity 4 per
iit above the average and a value of
) pr cent above.
The sevea cereal crops produced
1J3.000.000 : bushels , showing a loss of
L 1.000.000 bushels , or 5 per. cent below
ic five-year average , the loss being
liofly due to oats. The total value is
'
! . :57S.OOu.OOO : this exceeds lOOc'by
! ! > ! ; . < jOO.OOO and is 23 per cent above
to average. ,
Dairy products of the country alone
ere worth nearly $500,000,000 in 1007 ,
much more than any crop save corn.
The poultry and egg products for
! { > 7 should be estimated at more than
100,000.000 in value. In fact the >
oducts were worth more than the
heat crop.
The total crop of alfalfa hay in 1007
estimated to be worth $100.000,000.
During the fiscal yrar ended Thine 30 ,
; 07. the domestic exports of farm
oducts wqre valued at $1.033,000,000 ,
# 70,000,000 above the high record
1000. Plant products made up four
th5 ; of this total , cotton alone amount'
g to $482,000,000.
ICOTE3 OS1 CUSSBNT EVENTS.
Crow of Norwegian bark lost in Pa-
ic rescued al tcr Ih ing months on desert
und.
One of the
of the happy homes of to-day is a vast
fund of information as to the best methods' '
of promoting health and happiness and
right living anil knowledge of the world' *
best products.
Products of actual excellence and
reasonable claims truthfully presented
and which have attained to world-wido
acceptance through the approval of the
Well-Informed of the World ; not of indi
viduals only , but of the many who have
the happy faculty of selecting and obtain
ing the best the world affords.
One of the products of that class , oi
known component parts , an Ethical
remedy , approved by physicians and com
mended by the Well-informed of the
World as a valuable and wholesome family
laxative is the well-known Syrup of Figs
and Elixir of Senna. To get its beneficial
effects ahva3rs buy the genuine , manu
factured by the California Fig Syrup Co. ,
only , and for sale by all leading druggists.
At tlte Swell Jinnejnet.
"Who's that little raan up at tlic bead
of the table ? "
"He's one of our biggest capitalists. "
"I see. And who is that ywut of a
raan down there near tlic foot ; ; "
"Lie's one of onr small merchants. "
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by loral applications , as tlioy cannot reach
the dlsoast d portion of the car. Then ? Is
only one \\.y to t-ure deafness , and that In
&y constitutional remi-ilies. Deafness Is
caused by an nitlanied condition uf the mu-
co-s lining of the Eustachinn Tutu * . When
this tube is inflamed yet : have a rumbling
sound or iuiierf > ct hearing , and when it is
entirely plowed. Deafness Is the result , and
anes- > the hiilaiumation can be tiiKeu out
iml this tube restored to its normal condi
tion , hearing will be destroyed foreier : nine
cases ont of ten nre caused by C.itnrrb ,
which is anthill ? hut au Inflamed condition
jf the mncous surfaces.
We will true One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness ( caused by cntarrn ;
that ennrot ! > cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars , free.
F. J. CUEXKY & CO. , Toledo , O.
Sold by I > ru slst ( . 7. e.
Talie Hail's Family PillH for constipation.
y Aitpcnaed.
"I notice you arc prematurely bald , "
observed the inquisitive passenger. "May
I ask how you lost yorr hair ? "
"I lost it by doing too much butting
into other people's affairs , " answered the
other passenger.
PILES CUIJED IX O TO 14DAYS. .
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure anr
case of Itching , Rlind , Bleeding or Protrud
in- Piles in'U to 14 days or money re/nnded.
COc.
1'Jic Girt Buffalo Dayrt.
There is on record at the War De
partment , Washington , a document
bearing witness to how plentiful bul-
falr.es were within the memory of many
men now living. It is the "return" for
several rounds of cannon ammunition
expanded in Kansas in 1S67 to divert
rlie course of a great herd of buffalo
thit was bearing down toward a crmp
of soldiers with a force that threat
ened to overwhelm it. At least one offi
cer is alive who saw these shots fired ,
and he describes the herd as literally
iv.icljiug as far as the eye could see.
It was a long time In passing the camp ,
whose occupants watched it in silence ,
iwetl by the spectacle. General Philip
St. George Cooke once halted a regi
ment of cavaliy on the plains to permit
a great herd of antelope to pass , and
he was not a man easily halted when
an duty. His humanity impelled him
to withhold the. regiment from man
gling and maiming the antelope , whicii
cvere allowed the right of way. Boston
Transcript.
The Ol l Quarrel.
"You live on Puget sound , do you ?
Why. so do I. Finest country in tha
ivorM. sir , " said the passenger -with the
closely cropped bcanl. "To < ee the sun
rising over Mount Tacoina "
"You mean Mount Rainier , I presume , "
interrupted the passenger vritk tnc shaggy
jyebroxvs. "Yes. sir ; life out there lane
* '
> ne long
"Xo. sir ! I mean Mount Tacoina ! I
night have known from your looks that
you're one o those Seattle pugs that "
"Just the saoie , you ignoramus , every
school boy knows it's Mount Ila "
Biff !
Bang I Chicago Tribune.
BOTH GAINED.
ffan nnd Vrifc Fatten , ou Grape-ICut * .
The notion that meat is necessary for
eal strength and the foundation of
; olid ilesh is now no longer as preva-
ent as formerly.
Excessive meat eaters arc usually
iluggish a part of the time b2 ause they
ire not able to fully digest their food ,
ind the undigested" portion is changevl
nto what is practically a k.nd of poi-
on that acts upon the blood and nerves
bus getting all through the < = ystem.
"I was a heavy meat eater , " writes
in Ills , man , "and up to two year ?
: 0. was in very poor health. I suf
erod with indigestion so that 1 only
reighcd 95 pounds.
TThen I hoard about Grape-Nuts and
ecided to try it My wife laughed at
le at first , but when I gained to l : '
lounds and felt so fine , she thought she
, -ouId eat Grape-Nuts too.
"Now she is fat and well and has
ained 40 pounds. Wo never have ind.-
stk > n any more and seldom feel tie
es're for moat. A neighbor of ou" " ,
8 years old. was troubled with inJi-
estion for years : was a heavy meat
atcr. and now since he has been eating
frape-Nuts regularly , he ays he is
vll and never his indigestion. I coull
a.me a lot of persons who have really
pen cured of Indigestion by changing
"om a heavy meat diet Jo Grape-Nuts. "
There's a Reason. " Name given by
'osrum Co. . Battle Creek , Mich.
Read the little book , "The lioad to
rellville , " in pkgs. M
